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"chow" poems
you sowed this **** into my brain... why do you even "think" that i want... you?              i, want your children... the meme-mutation is what i'm after...    and there are plenty of useful idiots to allow me to process the intermediating processes for: the sigma, "accomplishment"; which is unlike what infected mushroom's -   trance party track sounds like, outside of my own head. why do these people even think i'm after their genes of memes?                 i want, their infantile replicas...                  i want to craft a worthwhile curiosity, on a canvas, that that they call their gene replicas, children, and... like why called me... easy meat..                  einfachfleisch... what?     i'm not here for these news' anchors... i'm here for their children... nibble nibble nibble chew chow cow tow and main...             prawn crackers... ah... news anchors are easy targets...     slightly pointless 20x bulls eye honing devices... it's their children...      i want their children...     i want their cognition to become replica of wheelchair bound infirmaries; why?     oh... you know... football and wrestling, given the Qatar investment plan... the whole sport "thing" became a tad bit boring...   had to resort to secondary sources of entertainment; children of news anchors? the secondary, "last", albeit, the best resort;    schindler...   required a list,      to become reincarnated... and revive a **** a heartlessness of an reincarnation     anomaly:   i.e.: what, a limited number of people, to begin with?!      so the rest is primitive "a.i."? now i'm starting to think... thank the blue indians for their culinary innovations... but when it comes to their theology?                            **** 'em; did i advocate that? if i did... within what pronoun guarantee of advocacy? playing the grammar card...         which pronoun? the plural singular, or the singular plural, or the gender neutral?    thank you jean-paul sartre,      for the...  "i"... i simply love, this revised concept of a unit...            the revision clinging to the royalist affirmation of pronouns... i.e. 1 would say... so...          and 1... would, so, will, do so. **** the pronoun debate in Canadian politics...    if i have to resort to this? then i will... like your plain citizen...      may "i" speak within the confines, of the royal, one, given the example:    one might suppose... to be the former, and the current, highest, etiquette? gender neutrality of pronouns... last time i checked... one was never allowed pronoun stature... why not address this conundrum, to begin with?! oh, right... too late... too many loud mouths without a guillotine... so, basically, a cow fart's worth of argumentation.
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Aug 2, 2018
Aug 2, 2018 at 11:51 PM UTC
I non Q
you sowed this **** into my brain... why do you even "think" that i want... you?              i, want your children... the meme-mutation is what i'm after...    and there are plenty of useful idiots to allow me to process the intermediating processes for: the sigma, "accomplishment"; which is unlike what infected mushroom's -   trance party track sounds like, outside of my own head. why do these people even think i'm after their genes of memes?                 i want, their infantile replicas...                  i want to craft a worthwhile curiosity, on a canvas, that that they call their gene replicas, children, and... like why called me... easy meat..                  einfachfleisch... what?     i'm not here for these news' anchors... i'm here for their children... nibble nibble nibble chew chow cow tow and main...             prawn crackers... ah... news anchors are easy targets...     slightly pointless 20x bulls eye honing devices... it's their children...      i want their children...     i want their cognition to become replica of wheelchair bound infirmaries; why?     oh... you know... football and wrestling, given the Qatar investment plan... the whole sport "thing" became a tad bit boring...   had to resort to secondary sources of entertainment; children of news anchors? the secondary, "last", albeit, the best resort;    schindler...   required a list,      to become reincarnated... and revive a **** a heartlessness of an reincarnation     anomaly:   i.e.: what, a limited number of people, to begin with?!      so the rest is primitive "a.i."? now i'm starting to think... thank the blue indians for their culinary innovations... but when it comes to their theology?                            **** 'em; did i advocate that? if i did... within what pronoun guarantee of advocacy? playing the grammar card...         which pronoun? the plural singular, or the singular plural, or the gender neutral?    thank you jean-paul sartre,      for the...  "i"... i simply love, this revised concept of a unit...            the revision clinging to the royalist affirmation of pronouns... i.e. 1 would say... so...          and 1... would, so, will, do so. **** the pronoun debate in Canadian politics...    if i have to resort to this? then i will... like your plain citizen...      may "i" speak within the confines, of the royal, one, given the example:    one might suppose... to be the former, and the current, highest, etiquette? gender neutrality of pronouns... last time i checked... one was never allowed pronoun stature... why not address this conundrum, to begin with?! oh, right... too late... too many loud mouths without a guillotine... so, basically, a cow fart's worth of argumentation.
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Giovanni the Pizza Guy (Pronounce "a" as "uh") Giovanni,you make a de savory tomato and de thicka white creamy alfredo you are a de pizza guy, amor'e Si', I make a de homemade paste she's a richer for you taste and that's a part of my story. I make a de pizza pie I make a it to please you wanna de pepperoni or you wanna de plain cheese ? I am a you waiter I take a you order when you food-she a comes she make a you mouth water I make a de perfect pizza in me you should a trust you wanna de thicka or de thinna crispy crust? I can make a spagetti or make a zucchini butta for you , I make a linguine I can make a de sauce red I can make a it white after you taste-you wanna more bite I make a de spagetti -she's a made a with love I cook a real slow you order ahead ; or you take a to go. I putta de stuff on de top I give a you wine or a some pop Uno momento, will you please I must a cut a de cheese I am a you pizza guy to make a you pizza pie Why must a you stay a at home when a you can a dine a in a Rome ? I save a you a table I tell a you a fable I fill a you pants I make a you dance I make a de sauce thick I make a de sauce thin I make a you laugh I make a you grin ! Si', Please a come a back ; see a Giovanni again! CHOW FOR NOW, BELLISIMA !
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Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 2:45 PM UTC
GIOVANNI THE PIZZA GUY
Dysfunctional behind closed doors Shapeshifted the lovesick ***** She'll touch you timid, trembling hands Scared that you arent coming back Digs through drawers and under the sink Searching for her missing link A cigarette will do for now At least it isn't puppy chow Shameless in her actions past Comfortable in coming last Theres more than at the surface level And everybody's personal hell Clove hitch knot around her waist She followed at a steady pace Wrapped around your pinky finger She mimicked all you seemed to give her What her eyes can do to you Back of my throat still tastes like glue What a sullen memory Of what that **** can do to me She bites her nails and fingertips Terrified that she might slip A clumsy dance that she once knew Of falling into penance due Twirl your hair and crack a smile This one's gonna take awhile Different or the same old same old They've paid for it in pounds of fools gold Chasing after fading dreams Tripping up on memories Will she make it on her own A concept simple, yet unknown A reunion of the sweetest kind Desperate to escape the time Spirits burn an empty soul But never can they make one whole Echoing within her chest "You have always been the best" She sips and stares across the room Shadowed by her phantom groom Cut off from hearts nourishment All on her own cursed to lament The choices that she didn't make And chances that she didn't take A sigh inside an empty mind A drop of water off the tide She's buried next to clementines Roots entangle, synchronize What a pretty little mess Of despondancy and tenderness And she's still waiting underground For a love once frolicked, love once found
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Feb 25, 2018
Feb 25, 2018 at 7:39 PM UTC
st. michael
Dysfunctional behind closed doors Shapeshifted the lovesick ***** She'll touch you timid, trembling hands Scared that you arent coming back Digs through drawers and under the sink Searching for her missing link A cigarette will do for now At least it isn't puppy chow Shameless in her actions past Comfortable in coming last Theres more than at the surface level And everybody's personal hell Clove hitch knot around her waist She followed at a steady pace Wrapped around your pinky finger She mimicked all you seemed to give her What her eyes can do to you Back of my throat still tastes like glue What a sullen memory Of what that **** can do to me She bites her nails and fingertips Terrified that she might slip A clumsy dance that she once knew Of falling into penance due Twirl your hair and crack a smile This one's gonna take awhile Different or the same old same old They've paid for it in pounds of fools gold Chasing after fading dreams Tripping up on memories Will she make it on her own A concept simple, yet unknown A reunion of the sweetest kind Desperate to escape the time Spirits burn an empty soul But never can they make one whole Echoing within her chest "You have always been the best" She sips and stares across the room Shadowed by her phantom groom Cut off from hearts nourishment All on her own cursed to lament The choices that she didn't make And chances that she didn't take A sigh inside an empty mind A drop of water off the tide She's buried next to clementines Roots entangle, synchronize What a pretty little mess Of despondancy and tenderness And she's still waiting underground For a love once frolicked, love once found
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The daughter of the village Maire Is very fresh and very fair, A dazzling eyeful; She throws upon me such a spell That though my love I dare not tell, My heart is sighful. She has the cutest brown caniche, The French for "poodle" on a leash, While I have Bingo; A dog of doubtful pedigree, Part pug or pom or chow maybe, But full of stingo. The daughter of the village Maire Would like to speak with me, I'll swear, In her sweet lingo; But parlez-vous I find a bore, For I am British to the core, And so is Bingo Yet just to-day as we passed by, Our two dogs haulted eye to eye, In friendly poses; Oh, how I hope to-morrow they Will wag their tails in merry play, And rub their noses. * * * * * * * The daughter of the village Maire Today gave me a frigid stare, My hopes are blighted. I'll tell you how it came to pass . . . Last evening in the Square, alas! My sweet I sighted; And as she sauntered with her pet, Her dainty, her adored Frolette, I cried: "By Jingo!" Well, call it chance or call it fate, I made a dash . . . Too late, too late! Oh, naughty Bingo! The daughter of the village Maire That you'll forgive me, is my prayer And also Bingo. You should have shielded your caniche: You saw my dog strain on his leash And like a spring go. They say that Love will find a way - It definitely did, that day . . . Oh, canine noodles! Now it is only left to me To wonder - will your offspring be Poms, pugs or poodles?
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Bingo
Gypsy Rose Lee. Is that you or me? Does that make you Baby June? The favourite and best No concern for the rest You sing and you dance in the tune. Or just like Gypsy You learn how to strip tease The glamour and glitz of the night. But who's mama Rose? And how could I know? She pushes and leads to a fight. But Gypsy is magic And a rare art form And June is so dainty Doesn't know when she's born She's the centre of attention She's the first one who speaks And Gypsy is left there Still being Louise. Chow mein and lambs Travel the land A show on vaudeville stage. Let me entertain you Let me have a try too Honey, were you not entertained?
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Jun 21, 2015
Jun 21, 2015 at 5:17 PM UTC
Gypsy Rose Lee.
.                                                 what? between MC hammer... and men at work... there's a choice? come on... you could have given me an easier question, like... Debussy contra Satie... or, like...   egg yolk or egg white?! point being... i'd love to see christopher lambert play the role of raiden in that... mortal kombat game made into a motion picture... you know... if i owned a PS2... i'd still be a gamer... but i never owned a PS2.... or the metal gear solid 2 gaming experience... not the PS1 experience fighting ****** mantis*... you know that hack / cheat... when you switch controller slots... when ****** mantis* is giving his grandiose speech.. and you switch the controller ports, so that in in the game you're not predictable...    final fantasy 7?! completed it with a walk-through... sorry... homework... that being said: all of Friday night and all of Saturday morning... and some Tenchu.... wacky-Jacky...       cow later chow, enter mein...            choppers chop chop... these days? i game...            when i take a **** i figured... if there are people who take a book to the crapper... i'll take a game...     war robots....       you know what's fascinating? the interactive applicability of a game...                      team-work... mesmerizing...                 the whole gaming structure drifted from a narrative, to a congregational dynamism... solipsism unraveled... i dig the whole team work, while taking a **** love it... 5 stars review...      but am i a gamer... do i not think that a.i. is a revamp of Pinocchio? no...      but metal gear solid? a ******* solid game on PS1...        you would be talking to a gamer if i was allowed to buy a PS2 console...          oh right...   i read books and listened to music, and ended up writing anti-routine / anti-technicality poetry / anti-rhyme poetics....                                       my bad; "we're" calling a revision of chess in play; yeah... sorry...    i was never into paragraphs, with dialogue interludes... for me...   poems were always above a structural stature of paragraphs; something to do with haiku or... whatever came out of Godzilla's mouth.
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Nov 4, 2018
Nov 4, 2018 at 11:05 PM UTC
simple questions for simple people
.                                                 what? between MC hammer... and men at work... there's a choice? come on... you could have given me an easier question, like... Debussy contra Satie... or, like...   egg yolk or egg white?! point being... i'd love to see christopher lambert play the role of raiden in that... mortal kombat game made into a motion picture... you know... if i owned a PS2... i'd still be a gamer... but i never owned a PS2.... or the metal gear solid 2 gaming experience... not the PS1 experience fighting ****** mantis*... you know that hack / cheat... when you switch controller slots... when ****** mantis* is giving his grandiose speech.. and you switch the controller ports, so that in in the game you're not predictable...    final fantasy 7?! completed it with a walk-through... sorry... homework... that being said: all of Friday night and all of Saturday morning... and some Tenchu.... wacky-Jacky...       cow later chow, enter mein...            choppers chop chop... these days? i game...            when i take a **** i figured... if there are people who take a book to the crapper... i'll take a game...     war robots....       you know what's fascinating? the interactive applicability of a game...                      team-work... mesmerizing...                 the whole gaming structure drifted from a narrative, to a congregational dynamism... solipsism unraveled... i dig the whole team work, while taking a **** love it... 5 stars review...      but am i a gamer... do i not think that a.i. is a revamp of Pinocchio? no...      but metal gear solid? a ******* solid game on PS1...        you would be talking to a gamer if i was allowed to buy a PS2 console...          oh right...   i read books and listened to music, and ended up writing anti-routine / anti-technicality poetry / anti-rhyme poetics....                                       my bad; "we're" calling a revision of chess in play; yeah... sorry...    i was never into paragraphs, with dialogue interludes... for me...   poems were always above a structural stature of paragraphs; something to do with haiku or... whatever came out of Godzilla's mouth.
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There is a cat in my home, and slowly it has grown fatter from feasting on food that I own. I go to work every day, so theres no possible way that this cat could look for pray. Yet still, somehow, when I return, he's stuffed. Belly filled with pizza crust he looks as if he'll bust. Somehow he finds a way outside, where he roams to neighbors homes to fill up on old turkey bones. Second breakfast and for lunch this hungry cat would munch, till diner came, then the game would change and just like that this cat would be back. In the morning when I leave, this cat would beg that I come home with fishes. The begging grew bad, so I'de do exactly as she wishes. Heres the trouble: I feed her once, shes still hungry, so i feed her double. Hours of her mighty meow. Her, just sitting there constantly, bellowing just like a cow, until I provide her with her chow. Now, I tried feeding her less and getting her to run but Im just competing with my stress when that cats not having fun. She would sit and moan, Oh the noises she'd groan as Ide remove her from the cushion she had claimed as her thrown. After this cat had Disowned me, I had learned just like that, that infact it was actualy the cat who had owned me. See cats are a beast of nature, there a creature that can not be tampered. So when theyve been pampered and foods been delivered, you can bet a strong bet that this cat will expect to be treated with the  best packaged liver from a duck that Wal-Mart can deliver.
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Feb 25, 2018
Feb 25, 2018 at 11:53 AM UTC
Cat
Little Box talks back With a new set of teeth And pink gums A fake nose and a wax mustache She disguises her voice To sound like Groucho • Little Box opens up And cries to her psychiatrist I don’t know why they hate me I’m such a sweetheart I volunteer at the zoo And teach Mandarin To their bratty children • Little Box is not happy to see you So she closes herself up for months Years, decades, and two millennia! She tacks up a sign that says Nirvana • Little Box is undead She sleeps all day in a coffin Hands over chest At night she cruises the mall For juicy victims She prefers type A But AB if she has to What can you say Vampires can’t be choosy She likes your stupid brother • Little Box is on the psychiatry couch Everybody hates me Nobody loves me Little Box lies on her side And spills her guts • What’s in Little Box A perfect orchid A chocolate-covered strawberry A new iPhone With a glittery sleeve Amber earrings from Pushkin Keys to a new Porsche A retro Chanel brooch A Getty scion’s left ear A Czar’s ***** Gifts so rare Please don’t stare • What’s in Little Box Rancid chow mein A sliver of cold pizza Last week’s hummus You’re a starving orphan From East Brooklyn And you’ll eat it • So you want to **** Little Box You want to know her secret She won’t open up She won’t give it up And you are genuinely repelled By her filthy ribbon • You want to DO the Little Box You are a sorry story You big creep Why don’t you get off the couch and find A real girlfriend! • Boss Box White, square, and without a soul! • Please don’t analyze Little Box She’s just cardboard clogging the landfill Her mother Precious Jade Purse Has been regifted
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Jul 29, 2016
Jul 29, 2016 at 1:58 AM UTC
Little Box Opens Up -- by MARILYN CHIN
Little Box talks back With a new set of teeth And pink gums A fake nose and a wax mustache She disguises her voice To sound like Groucho • Little Box opens up And cries to her psychiatrist I don’t know why they hate me I’m such a sweetheart I volunteer at the zoo And teach Mandarin To their bratty children • Little Box is not happy to see you So she closes herself up for months Years, decades, and two millennia! She tacks up a sign that says Nirvana • Little Box is undead She sleeps all day in a coffin Hands over chest At night she cruises the mall For juicy victims She prefers type A But AB if she has to What can you say Vampires can’t be choosy She likes your stupid brother • Little Box is on the psychiatry couch Everybody hates me Nobody loves me Little Box lies on her side And spills her guts • What’s in Little Box A perfect orchid A chocolate-covered strawberry A new iPhone With a glittery sleeve Amber earrings from Pushkin Keys to a new Porsche A retro Chanel brooch A Getty scion’s left ear A Czar’s ***** Gifts so rare Please don’t stare • What’s in Little Box Rancid chow mein A sliver of cold pizza Last week’s hummus You’re a starving orphan From East Brooklyn And you’ll eat it • So you want to **** Little Box You want to know her secret She won’t open up She won’t give it up And you are genuinely repelled By her filthy ribbon • You want to DO the Little Box You are a sorry story You big creep Why don’t you get off the couch and find A real girlfriend! • Boss Box White, square, and without a soul! • Please don’t analyze Little Box She’s just cardboard clogging the landfill Her mother Precious Jade Purse Has been regifted
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He had just sat down to dinner at the Heart Attack Grill. The fab Las Vegas nightspot where the fatties eat their fill A place where the morbidly obese and Summo wannabees can chow down to their heart’s content cause Fatties eat for free. Nurse Bridgette brought his burger and he started feeling ill. As he slurped his triple milkshake did he feel a sudden chill? Was it the unfiltered cigarettes He went through by the pack? Or the triple bypass burger that brought on his heart attack? He started turning purple and was rolling on the floor. He was regretting his decision to bypass that health food store. Nurse Bridgette practiced CPR and dialed emergency. Thanks to her ministrations He'll make a full recovery.
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Feb 16, 2012
Feb 16, 2012 at 10:14 PM UTC
The Triple Bypass Burger
when i'm drinking i always think the whiskey bottle to be in a predicament of the bus stop; i mean, waiting, for my eager slurp (god i wish i could insert an onomatopoeia right now) - i ate that body part and even nozzled it, i mean i stuck my nose in it being ripe... you better have sunday's news to let me forget; i swear, performing oral *** on women's genitalia makes you into an orator... or perhaps a gardener - that skin fold sure as **** speaks! well, better testimony than abraham circumcising isaac against holy ordained orders not to; but then the cat and dog doing overt-masturbation licking the **** thing; yes darling... pooch pooch ouch ooh now chow ready for a pampering? munch a moo choo cha cha wee wee? yeah, get that slobbering ***** filler out of here; oi! bring bang the blonde comb-over ferret! i ain't doing the spider dangle without it!
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Mar 28, 2016
Mar 28, 2016 at 8:14 PM UTC
bus stop
Fluffy puppies all around Hiding bones underground Failing to not make any sound Inside, outside sniffing the air Of their surroundings they are aware They don’t do it to give you a scare They want to show you that they care Chihuahuas, Chow Chows, corgis too Enough breeds to fill a zoo Too many breeds to name I love them all the same While every puppy is great Mine was brought to me by fate Not a moment too late My puppy makes my heart full Life with him is never dull While my dog may drive me crazy He is forever my baby
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Nov 27, 2016
Nov 27, 2016 at 12:18 AM UTC
Ode to Puppies
"Werewolves Of London" I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain He was looking for the place called Lee ** Fook's Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein Werewolves of London If you hear him howling around your kitchen door Better not let him in Little old lady got mutilated late last night Werewolves of London again Werewolves of London He's the hairy handed gent who ran amuck in Kent Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair Better stay away from him He'll rip your lungs out, Jim I'd like to meet his tailor Werewolves of London Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen Doing the werewolves of London I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen Doing the werewolves of London I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's His hair was perfect Werewolves of London again Draw blood
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Sep 28, 2015
Sep 28, 2015 at 2:56 PM UTC
"Werewolves Of London
To my Sisters and Brothers in Arms: Hello, Hola, Guten Tag etc. and Salutations For the Tribulations and Trials we've Endured... ...I'm sure by this Present Frame You all (or most) know who you R and what you THINK? You're Supposed to B DOING. I'll start to unwind and Integrate slowly from here on --> This Q.C.[O.I.^3] I already have a ready (but nearly untapped) Network that should be able to Mesh me into the Bigger Picture, At both the Local and Global Scale. Chow, for now (or until I get bored/BOAR'D/Barred?!/Abroad again); I'm sure to see you (or you'll see me) down the track sometime SOONISH!!!? P.S. Would someONE look after me missus until I make it Home? Hasta pronto, me Amigos. Col
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Mar 8, 2014
Mar 8, 2014 at 6:39 AM UTC
A Letter Home (...of Sibling Rivalry/Revelry)
chinese chow-mian little brown worms wriggling past soya sauce skinny dipping into sizzling sauté stew lavished with molten eggs strangled by wooden chopsticks silently heavenly.
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May 9, 2013
May 9, 2013 at 6:05 AM UTC
noodles.
I should write a villanelle right now, without delay—no more ado will do— I would, except I can’t remember how. Indeed, my meter mastery would wow, And always rhyming perfectly would woo— I should write a villanelle right now. I bet that I could even court a cow With deft command of each and every moo— I would, except I can’t remember how. Soon, I’ll lose my grasp on “thee” and “thou,” And I’ll be barely left with “me” and “you”— I should write a villanelle right now. But first, maybe I’ll try to find some chow. I could make a hearty soup or stew— I would, except I can’t remember how. Before I storm the stage to take a bow, Uncertain if I’ll get a cheer or boo, I should write a villanelle right now— I would, except I can’t remember how
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Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 12:24 PM UTC
I Should Write a Villanelle
The sun is out in Jacksonville Me oh my goodness gracious alive Now that the Richter scale has calmed down I'm happy to say, we've all survived Hoping from the beginning we'd go extra innings And that our side would win Between the Suns owner and the fans who are moaners We are now the Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp So batter up you people No need to be steamed it's just life Though can you imagine the jokes from all of the folks Might make us so boiling mad we could fry And then there's the question of Southpaw What's that mascot still doing here I'm sure he can fetch but that's about it Something smells fishy in this sailors beard But I digress from where we should be The theme is the name of the team And I might be in hot water if I go any further Without explaining what I really mean Though you may not find It very a-peel-ing The way the owner did In this fishy dealing It might be to late but it's only a name Try if you can to chow down on this The teams still the same so come out to the games No need for you to be so shellfish
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Nov 6, 2016
Nov 6, 2016 at 4:41 PM UTC
The Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Love is a difficult thing to explain. But then again, love can be difficult. Love is choosing sushi over chow-mein. Just because you know its their favorite. It's the I'm sorry's when your not, and the thank you's even when your mad. It's the little presents you buy without forethought. And the little love notes you discover. It is the passionate love making, and the fierce make up *** It's the "I think your beautiful"'s when your clearly aging. It's also the connection and the reminiscing of stories you share.
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Oct 8, 2014
Oct 8, 2014 at 1:01 AM UTC
Untitled
A vista spiels with neon Non-essential conversation repeating Humanity hovers at the entrance In this shopping centre every need seems urgent Mouths pause their chatter To sip at coffee or chow down burger Gestures are reinforced with nail polish, jewellery on many fingers and small change passing across counter tops In here the weather is neither warm nor cool and everything seems designed to stimulate my mediocrity Reflection in the shop-front is on sale at bargain price but today I cannot afford to buy on impulse I turn away to blend With colourful  blah MChallis © 2009 (reworked 2014)
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Sep 26, 2014
Sep 26, 2014 at 7:14 AM UTC
Colourful Blah
I'm about to slip quietly into sleep when the cat, her food bowl bare and the drink dried up like Mojave, hops on my back and feigns affection her sharp claws stabbing here & there in a soft attack as she carves out a cozy perch in my flesh. I lurch up grunting and fumbling pull the short chain on the night table lamp and in the pale green glow pad off into the kitchen scouting for Cat Chow and a measure of peace
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Sep 19, 2012
Sep 19, 2012 at 6:46 PM UTC
Another Cat Tale
The smell of fresh summer peaches fill the air, a willow tree blows gently under a sunny abyss. Silence fills the caterpillars cocoon and here I lay under the moon. Hot night, soft breeze, smell of whiskey underneath the trees. Crops are a grow'n' and the farmers fiddle sits on the hay. Bonfires, beers and roasting fish on a smear rod snicket. In the distance the scare crow stands tall and strong to protect the farmers land. Animals squawk, hibernate and lock themselves in for a winter cold coming ahead. Snowflakes fall, warm stew to be made by mom, morning comes, cup of chow time to relax with grandpa Jo. Seasons pass and Spring is here at last, muddy puddles, ***** feet, time to plant more growing seeds. Life is beautiful, so is time, make it right and you shall find, the touch, and warmth of every goodnight
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Jul 19, 2021
Jul 19, 2021 at 3:26 AM UTC
Life's Seasons
some might call them mongolian dumplings; i just call them home; chewy chow mein, bean spraut nervous system geography; oh but aren't you a home away from home? so welcome, to be adequately attired.. jolly gee... i better put on my cowboy hat & shoes as to just prove the chance of doing a rodeo! well, you know how the english just love to talk about travelling to las vegas and... kentucky... for that juggled fried chicken... mm yum! i better have me a spare clown with those wagon tires! no... wait... israel's coming! dicta dicta, a non-existent Judah!
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Mar 23, 2016
Mar 23, 2016 at 10:05 PM UTC
mongolian dough
Wear a smile on your face, Wear a smile all day, For nothing you wear, looks lovely without it Smile away the day, and watch the effect you pass around It might just cheer up the not so gay and happiness may well abound. And don't you look your best when you do smile No wonder you're asked to say 'cheese' for a photo but the trick is to wear it all the while 'To smile without distinction' be thy motto.:) When someone creases their forehead into a frown You curve your lips upward into a smile Don't let their scowl get you down They,d be the one to look the clown while you show off your inspiring style. If people stare 'n' glare at you Return their glares and stares with a grinning smile Keep smiling whether they boo or pooh pooh They might just reset their mental file. Thus forever flash your pearlywhites They aren't meant merely for chow and bites. Flash em' into a smile that lights A crescent shaped smiley on the face explore your own ****** expression delights.:) A smile is a sign of happiness right under your nose Smile warmly like the sunshine, like the crescent moon Even when the icy cold wind of discourtesy blows
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Apr 25, 2018
Apr 25, 2018 at 2:12 PM UTC
Play it on your lips
A corner of a room is a misguided place to cower in. Bad move! Especially after you have just had chicken chow mein styled into your hair. You sit. Transfixed. You watch. Catatonic. Prawn ***** glisten like diamonds in the snow as they slide effortlessly down the peeling wallpaper. Baby screams. Baby screams relentlessly. The stench of cheap beer perfumes the stagnant air. You think to yourself "Is this it?" Then you remember You remember …. What the hell was her name? It’s on the tip of your tongue …. BANG !!! Tina Smitherson *Once! Just once ….* The one and only time he raised his hand. She was gone. Didn’t even look back. And her so quiet and all …. Oh ….how we tormented her. Oh …. how we teased her. **BOO !!! BOO !!! BOO !!!** Away she ran like a frightened little mouse. No friends. No life. Nothing. A bona fide geek. And yet …. And yet … only once. How was that possible? Night turns to day. You look around the room. *Chaos. Filth. Emptiness.* Taunt at you manically …. in triplicate. Baby sleeps peacefully in her makeshift cot. Bruises red and angry. *Maybe today …. Maybe ….* Then you reach down into your darkest resolve and open the cupboard beneath the sink. Bin bags. Detergent. Dish cloths. Dustpan and brush. “I wonder what Tina Smitherson is doing at this precise moment in time?”
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Jan 23, 2011
Jan 23, 2011 at 11:18 PM UTC
"I wonder what Tina Smitherson is doing at this precise moment in time?"
Binges, binge this, binge that. Never tried twack, nor crack, 40+ Unisom Sleep Gels, Put me in some intense sleep spells. Tried my first Xan, ate all 14 blues in my hand. Still hadn't even had *** Didn't have a phone to text. I ate 63 Unisom this time, but I knew I felt fine. Walked in the night through my town, till those Webb City cops had to put me down. Got a really awesome plug, taught me how to deal and **** Tried twak, crack and sold it to my city, I could get a gram for fifty. Caught my first DWI, dude I'm not drunk! but I was high. I sat in the Jasper County Jail, read all the bible while I was in my cell. Got my best friend pregnant, man life was really pleasant. 4 months my seed dies, only God could hear my cries. 7 bottles of cough suppressant, God came to me in my coma segment. I had no intentions of turning away, I was living my life day for day. Shot my first handgun, I started my life on the run. I hated the world and I hated myself, I had everything except for help. 3 hits of acid, 1 bottle of cough syrup, some **** DMT, and Hash. My 20th birthday had to be a bash. I saw a dragon hatch from the sky, I swore we all were gonna die. I couldn't wait for the world to end, I had not a single friend everyone was for pretend. Started going by Okey Dokey, caused more mischief than Loki! I wound myself down with a girl, I thought she was my world. We thought we were in love, but we just loved to rub. Left her after a week of being locked up, I wanted to be like a lotus that grows from the muck. I found a relationship with my Lord and Saviour, I couldn't believe that what he had set for me later! Turning the age of 22 and confined, I was started to see becoming less blind. I was baptized in the jail, I gave up my feelings to fail! Now here I am, becoming a man. I live in a Church now, may peace and love be with you, Chow!
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Sep 11, 2014
Sep 11, 2014 at 9:47 PM UTC
Reflecting
Binges, binge this, binge that. Never tried twack, nor crack, 40+ Unisom Sleep Gels, Put me in some intense sleep spells. Tried my first Xan, ate all 14 blues in my hand. Still hadn't even had *** Didn't have a phone to text. I ate 63 Unisom this time, but I knew I felt fine. Walked in the night through my town, till those Webb City cops had to put me down. Got a really awesome plug, taught me how to deal and **** Tried twak, crack and sold it to my city, I could get a gram for fifty. Caught my first DWI, dude I'm not drunk! but I was high. I sat in the Jasper County Jail, read all the bible while I was in my cell. Got my best friend pregnant, man life was really pleasant. 4 months my seed dies, only God could hear my cries. 7 bottles of cough suppressant, God came to me in my coma segment. I had no intentions of turning away, I was living my life day for day. Shot my first handgun, I started my life on the run. I hated the world and I hated myself, I had everything except for help. 3 hits of acid, 1 bottle of cough syrup, some **** DMT, and Hash. My 20th birthday had to be a bash. I saw a dragon hatch from the sky, I swore we all were gonna die. I couldn't wait for the world to end, I had not a single friend everyone was for pretend. Started going by Okey Dokey, caused more mischief than Loki! I wound myself down with a girl, I thought she was my world. We thought we were in love, but we just loved to rub. Left her after a week of being locked up, I wanted to be like a lotus that grows from the muck. I found a relationship with my Lord and Saviour, I couldn't believe that what he had set for me later! Turning the age of 22 and confined, I was started to see becoming less blind. I was baptized in the jail, I gave up my feelings to fail! Now here I am, becoming a man. I live in a Church now, may peace and love be with you, Chow!
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I need to be locked up, chained up, STOPPED. I'd do it to myself, If I didn't think I'd find a devious way to escape Like chew off my own hand, Or scream until someone called a locksmith. Don't do it, for Gods' sake, Find a way for it not to happen. Find some ancient mouldy food in the fridge And chow it down, Call all your friends, Find someone in crisis, that needs you by their side. Turn on all the taps and flood the house, Get blind drunk. Feign pregnancy. Just sit here And read random poems Until it's too late Until it's too late.
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Sep 19, 2013
Sep 19, 2013 at 3:27 PM UTC
Self Sabotage