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"smarties" poems
Wine was cheap Food was **** Sat like a creep And tried to fit Sleepy as hell Drank too much Can't even spell Wall is a crutch The girls are cute Music is loud Might as well be mute Another face in the crowd Swim with the fish Drink like'em too Swig and a swish I'm fuckin' through Smile as you will Grin as you like But outta my grill Ain't feelin so tight Puke in the street **** by the pole Limbs feelin weak Sleep in a hole Rhymes not so pretty Style not so sweet Opposite o' pretty Not really that deep Hate most parties Hate the people that go Sit at home with a bag o' smarties With a **** TV show
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Nov 22, 2014
Nov 22, 2014 at 11:52 PM UTC
Party
Not eating chocolate covered cherries and strawberries and lychees and onions and chillies and grapes and marshmallows and turtle meat and cake and shark bones and oysters and camel and beef and beef with dog food and rabbit fur and smarties and skittles and twine and rope and yak and buses and buffalo and authors and novels and chipping containers and bicylces and emus and penguins and polar bear slippers and darned socks and stewed lobster and Darwin Deez and get well cards and ibuprofen tablets is fine with me.
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Nov 3, 2013
Nov 3, 2013 at 9:53 PM UTC
List of things not to eat with chocolate by Nathan Douglas Day the elephant whisperer
Easter party on Saturn Hi dudes, Briano Alliano at the Saturn club rings and today we have A few Easter numbers for the cosmic Sleepers and dead from earth The first song is Easter is a festival for all You see we have clowns and bunnies and chickens and A big Easter egg to crack You see as we crack it The chocolate goes everywhere And the smarties come right out Saying party over Easter Party over Easter it's ever do fun To party over Easter The Easter bunny, is coming a running over to the Easter party now So you dudes up here can share Easter till the kind folk find a way To contact you, so we can party all night And now here is our next Easter song Ok it's Easter and you know it celebrate It's Easter and you know it celebrate You see Easter is a time to celebrate With hot cross buns and eggs with colour It's Easter and you know it Celebrate You see it's Easter and you know it We'll party on It's Easter and you know it We'll party on You see the fabulous Easter bunny , man Brings the Easter eggs to celebrate With his clan It's Easter and you know it We 'll party on And now, dudes here is our next song called here comes Peter cottontail Here comes Peter cottontail Running down the bunny trail Picking up the eggs from everywhere You see he has a powder puff tail And he enjoys eating snails From the garden of the queen of hearts every single day Here comes Peter cotton tail Up and down the bunny trail Yeah this is the best Easter that we ever had Hopping down the Easter trail dropping eggs in each basket oh yeah Peter Peter little baby Peter Mighty Peter cottontail skips Down the trail saying happy Easter Happy Easter.to us all And now here is our next Easter song Easter is living living is loving And a loving family sharing a meal Celebration a time to party With coloured eggs and chocolate bunnies and a hot cross bin to share Over a cup of coffee or a dessert for a lovely meal down the club with people you know and love And then we celebrate a day For the families who had a rabbit in their house last night or the day Jesus rose from the dead Out of his bed, it felt like more of a sleep than death but the bible stayed it as death but Jesus reincarnated on Easter into a few of the farms animals and some people at the dinner table agree with that and some don't agree and it starts an Easter religion feud ending with A big happy Easter happy Easter Happy Easter. And a happy Easter To all and to all a great night Then grandmother tells out to the kiddies I think I saw the Easter bunny leave out house this morning And then asked did he leave you kids anything and then suddenly the Dinner table had Easter eggs all over it but noone cared for it was Easter dudes happy happy happy hsppy Easter a time to celebrate And it is a happy Easter from me as well Happy Easter And my encore is Easter eggs are tasty You see we go to the shopping centre and we celebrate oh yeah The Easter party is for young and old Yeah this sounds so rad The eggs are coloured in yellow and blue oh yeah oh yeah The Easter eggs are tasty Sent from my iPhone
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Jul 29, 2015
Jul 29, 2015 at 3:31 AM UTC
easter party on saturn
Easter party on Saturn Hi dudes, Briano Alliano at the Saturn club rings and today we have A few Easter numbers for the cosmic Sleepers and dead from earth The first song is Easter is a festival for all You see we have clowns and bunnies and chickens and A big Easter egg to crack You see as we crack it The chocolate goes everywhere And the smarties come right out Saying party over Easter Party over Easter it's ever do fun To party over Easter The Easter bunny, is coming a running over to the Easter party now So you dudes up here can share Easter till the kind folk find a way To contact you, so we can party all night And now here is our next Easter song Ok it's Easter and you know it celebrate It's Easter and you know it celebrate You see Easter is a time to celebrate With hot cross buns and eggs with colour It's Easter and you know it Celebrate You see it's Easter and you know it We'll party on It's Easter and you know it We'll party on You see the fabulous Easter bunny , man Brings the Easter eggs to celebrate With his clan It's Easter and you know it We 'll party on And now, dudes here is our next song called here comes Peter cottontail Here comes Peter cottontail Running down the bunny trail Picking up the eggs from everywhere You see he has a powder puff tail And he enjoys eating snails From the garden of the queen of hearts every single day Here comes Peter cotton tail Up and down the bunny trail Yeah this is the best Easter that we ever had Hopping down the Easter trail dropping eggs in each basket oh yeah Peter Peter little baby Peter Mighty Peter cottontail skips Down the trail saying happy Easter Happy Easter.to us all And now here is our next Easter song Easter is living living is loving And a loving family sharing a meal Celebration a time to party With coloured eggs and chocolate bunnies and a hot cross bin to share Over a cup of coffee or a dessert for a lovely meal down the club with people you know and love And then we celebrate a day For the families who had a rabbit in their house last night or the day Jesus rose from the dead Out of his bed, it felt like more of a sleep than death but the bible stayed it as death but Jesus reincarnated on Easter into a few of the farms animals and some people at the dinner table agree with that and some don't agree and it starts an Easter religion feud ending with A big happy Easter happy Easter Happy Easter. And a happy Easter To all and to all a great night Then grandmother tells out to the kiddies I think I saw the Easter bunny leave out house this morning And then asked did he leave you kids anything and then suddenly the Dinner table had Easter eggs all over it but noone cared for it was Easter dudes happy happy happy hsppy Easter a time to celebrate And it is a happy Easter from me as well Happy Easter And my encore is Easter eggs are tasty You see we go to the shopping centre and we celebrate oh yeah The Easter party is for young and old Yeah this sounds so rad The eggs are coloured in yellow and blue oh yeah oh yeah The Easter eggs are tasty Sent from my iPhone
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Children grow up with jump ropes barbie dolls and suckers tangled in their hair Children grow up in daddy's shoes and mommy's dresses and Pixy Stix sugar in their laps Children grow up feeling the boom of fireworks wading in the cold pool water and pop rocks dancing on their tongue Children grow up with secrets kept from them and told to them and pockets filled with smarties wrappers as bribes Children grow up with dirt under their nails and rain water soaking their clothes and taffy between their teeth Children grow up with the wonders and horrors of the world all on a sugar high so they never learn the difference
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Dec 13, 2014
Dec 13, 2014 at 9:12 PM UTC
Candy and ***
I am very good at lying to everyone but my friends These are Sinful talents you have that are really not something you should be proud of but you are actually very good at it like breaking in places, smuggling things (even if it is just smarties into the movie theater), and other random things. PLEASE feel free to add to this series post a poem and just label it "Sinful Talents (series)" and message me and I will repost it :) also include the hashtag sinfultalents
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Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 9:29 PM UTC
Sinful Talents (series)
Ow lover of roses, I can't sweep through your phone Because your phone is full of thorns Ow lover of roses, I can't sweep through your phone Because your phone is full of thorns I can't look into your screen, Find eyes that are not mine; next to yours Not in twine. I can't look at texts and hearts When hearts take us back to starts Of what we had And what we have And what we will have Is nothing but post modern art; Little bits of writings And rhymings that don’t rhyme because my heart cant keep a beat And my beats cant keep up with your schedule. Ow lover of roses I can't see the red in your pedals I just envision me pedaling away; I can't see the red in your tender touches I witness the tender touches caressing the redness off of someone else's eyes; I can't; See you and me in a room, Talking about nothing Yet infesting in void conversations about the nothingness of what we got I can't; See the tips of teeth when you smile I can see the tips of teeth when you're truculent; Trucks, Exiting and transiting Through my arteries While I'm sitting And spitting Lame poetry As you snap chats with shots of nonchalant lens-like tentacles, Rapped round around the sound of dust My heart is echoing Following a path you've set. Ow lover of roses Cried the lonely man In a so lonesome night, As he looks at the stars and moon Realize the missing lines And the misinterpreted patterns To pattern Saturn with Venus and Mars down to earth; Proving pitiful love-like lures Luring man since birth. Ow lover of roses, Roses in the shape of smarties or sandals Or chocolate cakes with no candles I cant handle, The scent you send with roses that bend To fall in my hand And end up plucked in the end.
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Aug 3, 2013
Aug 3, 2013 at 8:18 PM UTC
Ow Lover of Roses:
Ow lover of roses, I can't sweep through your phone Because your phone is full of thorns Ow lover of roses, I can't sweep through your phone Because your phone is full of thorns I can't look into your screen, Find eyes that are not mine; next to yours Not in twine. I can't look at texts and hearts When hearts take us back to starts Of what we had And what we have And what we will have Is nothing but post modern art; Little bits of writings And rhymings that don’t rhyme because my heart cant keep a beat And my beats cant keep up with your schedule. Ow lover of roses I can't see the red in your pedals I just envision me pedaling away; I can't see the red in your tender touches I witness the tender touches caressing the redness off of someone else's eyes; I can't; See you and me in a room, Talking about nothing Yet infesting in void conversations about the nothingness of what we got I can't; See the tips of teeth when you smile I can see the tips of teeth when you're truculent; Trucks, Exiting and transiting Through my arteries While I'm sitting And spitting Lame poetry As you snap chats with shots of nonchalant lens-like tentacles, Rapped round around the sound of dust My heart is echoing Following a path you've set. Ow lover of roses Cried the lonely man In a so lonesome night, As he looks at the stars and moon Realize the missing lines And the misinterpreted patterns To pattern Saturn with Venus and Mars down to earth; Proving pitiful love-like lures Luring man since birth. Ow lover of roses, Roses in the shape of smarties or sandals Or chocolate cakes with no candles I cant handle, The scent you send with roses that bend To fall in my hand And end up plucked in the end.
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they kind of look like little pills wouldn't it be nice if they were?
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May 17, 2014
May 17, 2014 at 1:01 PM UTC
Smarties
Lost looking for something? A friends idea of fun? Just a little pick me up To make the evening fun! Something in tablet form Or a cheeky little bag? A quick sniff and it's In you Or swallowed with your drink You've no idea what you took But now the ceilings pink The room is spinning wildly You eyes begin to blink The sounds all become louder The noise is just intense What was the magic tablet Your boyfriend made you take Well paracetomol crushed Mixed with kitchen cleaner The high your now experiencing Isn't getting better Your organs all are poisoned Beginning to shut down The paramedics calls your name But your answer won't come out Tomorrow on the table your parents look at you Before the post mortem looks inside too Major ***** failure one after the other Poisoned by a legal high That didn't work for you So read this and learn it isn't made up I saw her in resus, when I was a young cop He boyfriend went to prison he said he gave it her So off you pop now have a drink Dance and paint the town But don't take any smarties Offered by your chums!
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Aug 26, 2013
Aug 26, 2013 at 5:19 PM UTC
Highs
Tell me: When did blowing bubbles Turn into blowing smoke? When did soda Turn into ***** When did pool parties Turn into late-night skinny dipping? When did Smarties Turn into hydros? When did sneakers Turn into high heals? When did cheek kisses Turn into *** When did juice boxes Turn into cheap beer? When did bikes Turn into cars? Tell me: When did growing up Turn into this?
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Jun 25, 2014
Jun 25, 2014 at 6:42 PM UTC
Tell Me
It's a sheepy love, making me go 'baa', as I look on you in awe. The way you talk, I can't help but flock to ya.. Your voice is more than a bleat, it makes me feel complete, knowing you and I are real. They can call us sheeple, but I never cared about them, so let's meet at the steeple. It's mad to me to think I ever doubted or distrusted you. I must have been like a lost lamb or a stray sheep searching when all I ever really wanted was just to have you, oh ewe. But what can I say, really, sheep aren't smarties, but we make good sweaters, so won't you hold me close, like I was your pillow? Let's have a sheepy love, the sweetest love of them all.
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Aug 18, 2016
Aug 18, 2016 at 11:24 PM UTC
Sheep Love
November is a month i dread, all the marking... all the words ..... ideas clutter up in my head.... all the hopes and ambitions weigh heavily on my back. the first day, my birthday hip hip hooray!!! then a rushing, pell mell downward track of red pens and meetings going on and on and on planning, prepping, late night stressing then, when not at work, not shirking, just not working hoping to give the brain a rest am bombarded... like i am ******** in cheer ...continual messages of christmas is near.... coffee and carols, shopping and angels harking, harking, joy to the world, fa al lalala... Santa queues truly not an Ebeneezer but Christmas teasers in November make me grey around the gills fish out of water lamb to the slaughter and running on empty, always empty, just want one day... when the world would stop hassling and just go away no end of year parties... prentending to be hale and hearty with all sorts of colleagues and academic smarties no presentations of budgets.. thinner than last no we could not fast this area, to be on line no it's alright, it will be just fine while sculling copious amounts of cheap, cheap, nasty red wine. no hangover from said feast... no,  you be the one to corner the beast. no more standing with mothers and others watching children in a god awful christmas play and clapping and chatting while little bettsy recieves an award for knitting a sleeve and george gets one for adding fourhundred and forty please, please show me the door..... not to mention hayfever, daylight savings and more but all this seems trivial... when I consider the blight of my life... in the stakes of annuity. the month of November has a great heart Movember...a charity of moustache art has an fanatic in my big, bluff,bloke for a month he curries and cares for the caterpillar  that grows on his lip... a fuzzy flecked monstrosity with the mange and a weird flip. November a month of avoiding the succour of contact.... with that thing, my toes curl now thinking of it.... tho I try not to react (after all charity begins at home) november november truly you are the *** last year he bought the ****** thing a comb yet in the end you are but a month and it seems I survive you year after year thank god for take away meals and long cold beers....
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Apr 4, 2016
Apr 4, 2016 at 5:32 AM UTC
Thirty days....just 30 days
November is a month i dread, all the marking... all the words ..... ideas clutter up in my head.... all the hopes and ambitions weigh heavily on my back. the first day, my birthday hip hip hooray!!! then a rushing, pell mell downward track of red pens and meetings going on and on and on planning, prepping, late night stressing then, when not at work, not shirking, just not working hoping to give the brain a rest am bombarded... like i am ******** in cheer ...continual messages of christmas is near.... coffee and carols, shopping and angels harking, harking, joy to the world, fa al lalala... Santa queues truly not an Ebeneezer but Christmas teasers in November make me grey around the gills fish out of water lamb to the slaughter and running on empty, always empty, just want one day... when the world would stop hassling and just go away no end of year parties... prentending to be hale and hearty with all sorts of colleagues and academic smarties no presentations of budgets.. thinner than last no we could not fast this area, to be on line no it's alright, it will be just fine while sculling copious amounts of cheap, cheap, nasty red wine. no hangover from said feast... no,  you be the one to corner the beast. no more standing with mothers and others watching children in a god awful christmas play and clapping and chatting while little bettsy recieves an award for knitting a sleeve and george gets one for adding fourhundred and forty please, please show me the door..... not to mention hayfever, daylight savings and more but all this seems trivial... when I consider the blight of my life... in the stakes of annuity. the month of November has a great heart Movember...a charity of moustache art has an fanatic in my big, bluff,bloke for a month he curries and cares for the caterpillar  that grows on his lip... a fuzzy flecked monstrosity with the mange and a weird flip. November a month of avoiding the succour of contact.... with that thing, my toes curl now thinking of it.... tho I try not to react (after all charity begins at home) november november truly you are the *** last year he bought the ****** thing a comb yet in the end you are but a month and it seems I survive you year after year thank god for take away meals and long cold beers....
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Deepakshi,Mahima,Shivi,Siddhi,Kshma,Shreya,Kanishka I wish we tie until we die. Even after death we become ghosts and tie, I wish even after death we tie. Those memories together I wish they don't die, I wish we tie until we die. Kinshuk,Kartik,Ansh, Rajat, Abhay,Amit,Sahil,Yuvraj, My brothers I wish we make the strongest bond. I wish we tie until we die. Time would pass but memories don't die, I wish we die until we die. Lunch during lectures,gossip while teachers teaching, punishment altogether, those morning assemblies. I wish those memories remain after times flies. I wish we tie until we die. Akash and Tanmay of our class are smarties They solve our fights and our the entertainers. Deepakshi,Mahima,Kanishka thanks for this adorable friendship of yours. Siddhi our fights big or small I am sorry for all. Your friendship gave me many memories thanks for all. Shivi your caring nature gave me to learn a lot, Shruti in class I really miss you a lot. Kshma I love your company sis, And you will be very successful one day I know this. Shreya you are a great companion And a great chatter box. I love your company a lot. Kinshuk Amit your are the best brother I got, and I really love you a lot. Yuvi Rajat Abhay brothers thanks for the support I got, And i really appreciate it a lot. Kartik,Ansh in class you are really missed a lot, Brothers I really love you a lot. Thanks for this adorable friendship you all, I really love it a lot. I wish we tie until we die
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Jul 27, 2017
Jul 27, 2017 at 6:51 AM UTC
We tie until we die
If you can’t trust your foremost-born son But think of him as if he doesn’t care If you can’t see the damage, been done And carry on as if it’s yours to bear If you can’t see the truth laid before you But see the story filled with lies And think that all the pain is for you And think that you’re the one that cries If you can’t see the innocent parties Before you push away all hope Before you chew them down – like smarties Then leave and slowly start to lope If you can’t see the fear you produce In those that want and need you near If you can’t hear the silence let loose Nor see the dry and shriveled tear If you can’t stop and change the angle If you can’t see another’s side If you can’t let your mind untangle And push your twisted thoughts aside If you can’t see a loyal person If you can’t feel the prayers and blessings Then that is why it will always worsen As blindness will stop your life progressing If you can’t see a family, loyal If you can’t see someone to trust None of us are godlike – royal But we are all still faithful, just If you can’t feel the help we offer And realise what you truly had You’ll lose it all to the garden coffer Except the love I have for you, dad
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Aug 23, 2013
Aug 23, 2013 at 6:48 PM UTC
If
Punctured, she remains bruised. Looking left, the back of her hand She begins, to remember that day. It began with the box, old shoes Nestled within, lay the excess meds. It wasn't planned, she was certain. Sitting on the bathroom floor, she opens A cupboard where, the box kept A thousand magic smarties, pink. They were sugar coated, laughing She thought about how, her heart Her very soul, its sadness So often wrapped a bow around, Her hurt & pain, beneath the skin, The surface, oh such depths of despair. No one ever knew, the girl behind, A red ruby lipped smile. She took the box, a chipped mug Drinking morning tea, phone quiet This was 2010, pre iPhone for her She simply text and dialled, hello. Without any force, she started to count One, two, three, as easy as, This cup of tea beside her thigh, No thoughts raced, no fixed grounding Just the addiction to take one more. And as the pills, rattled, She began to feel the rattle within. Handfuls, of the very drug That was intended, to calm her In these moments, And yet, She was calm, and she doesn't recall A single tear. Regular lunch break checks, Mother and father calling, A call to a psychiatrist, busy in clinic. It wasn't a cry, it was to ask, Why should I stop Jaya? Mothers maybe know too much And as quickly as I put, The phone down, it rings. By this point I'm sedated, uncompromising and incomprehensible, I am told I slurred and denied all. I recall a panicked voice and a mother, Refusing to put the phone down. I remember a bang on the front door. I remember a black Ralph Lauren t'shirt, My brothers. And it's all I wore. Knickers and a t'shirt. I cowered in a corner of the hall, Medics and police, and I'm terrified. A blank search in my brain. I go into a coma and my only memory is, Waking in a distant place, plugged up Machines and monitors beeping And the soft gentle voice of, My mother; Rachel! Her hand so warm, having held mine all the time,, I took residence in this, Hospital Bed. I'm alive. © Sia Jane
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Mar 17, 2014
Mar 17, 2014 at 11:21 PM UTC
Unquiet
Punctured, she remains bruised. Looking left, the back of her hand She begins, to remember that day. It began with the box, old shoes Nestled within, lay the excess meds. It wasn't planned, she was certain. Sitting on the bathroom floor, she opens A cupboard where, the box kept A thousand magic smarties, pink. They were sugar coated, laughing She thought about how, her heart Her very soul, its sadness So often wrapped a bow around, Her hurt & pain, beneath the skin, The surface, oh such depths of despair. No one ever knew, the girl behind, A red ruby lipped smile. She took the box, a chipped mug Drinking morning tea, phone quiet This was 2010, pre iPhone for her She simply text and dialled, hello. Without any force, she started to count One, two, three, as easy as, This cup of tea beside her thigh, No thoughts raced, no fixed grounding Just the addiction to take one more. And as the pills, rattled, She began to feel the rattle within. Handfuls, of the very drug That was intended, to calm her In these moments, And yet, She was calm, and she doesn't recall A single tear. Regular lunch break checks, Mother and father calling, A call to a psychiatrist, busy in clinic. It wasn't a cry, it was to ask, Why should I stop Jaya? Mothers maybe know too much And as quickly as I put, The phone down, it rings. By this point I'm sedated, uncompromising and incomprehensible, I am told I slurred and denied all. I recall a panicked voice and a mother, Refusing to put the phone down. I remember a bang on the front door. I remember a black Ralph Lauren t'shirt, My brothers. And it's all I wore. Knickers and a t'shirt. I cowered in a corner of the hall, Medics and police, and I'm terrified. A blank search in my brain. I go into a coma and my only memory is, Waking in a distant place, plugged up Machines and monitors beeping And the soft gentle voice of, My mother; Rachel! Her hand so warm, having held mine all the time,, I took residence in this, Hospital Bed. I'm alive. © Sia Jane
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I am from grease, From Valvoline and mineral oil I am from green grass surrounded by dead trees (Heady, damp, somehow always smelling of jasmine and mint) I am from lilies, Tempered and beautiful in her rage I am from perseverance and moxie From Lyons and Rob I’m from the never cries and please no secrets From death is imminent and shrill screams of my name I’m from losing my faith to an illness, it that stole more than an ***** from me I’m from chocolate turtles and Smarties, from pixie stick dusk wafting up my nose From the ghost of my mother in the kitchen cooking, to her ghost that envelopes my soul The colors cut and healed beneath her skin that I caress carefully, The ink faded on her wrist as she succumbs to lividity My grandmother holding her picture as she weeps quietly, Her voice dichotic in my ears as I watch videos on a screen Those photos, her headstone, grounding me deeply into my grief, like a needle piercing cracked jewels into my mind
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Jan 26, 2020
Jan 26, 2020 at 6:54 PM UTC
I am From Demise
Hanging out with smarties At red plastic cup parties Thinking they’re so cool But they’re actually fools. Skipping most of the classes Since intellectuals are ***** They clump and swarm like bugs To compete with their drugs. Who can last the longest and Who is the most available To do the chanciest behavior And end drunk under a table? The worst thing to ever be Is seen as a party pooper And not partying hardy is Totally radical and super. Pay someone to take your tests Just like the timeless precedent. Acting just like all the rest Means popularity is heaven sent. Later you’ll get hired for sure For coming from the right school. They’ll never guess you’re a dunce A ne’er do well and a fool. Hanging out with smarties At red plastic cup parties Thinking they’re so cool But they’re actually fools. Skipping most of the classes Since intellectuals are ***** They clump and swarm like bugs To compete with their drugs. Just like you care about fashion You will buy the proper clothes. You’ll slide in via the Old Boy Club And come out smelling like a rose. And since most people spend time Paying for statues they have erected, You’ll get yours all in good time Because that’s who gets elected. Then if you do what you’re told And vote for the right corporation You’ll get those many perks They promised before graduation. Just sit quietly and take the bribes And say as little as you can You will be what we call today An extremely important man. Hanging out with smarties At red plastic cup parties Thinking they’re so cool But they’re actually fools. Skipping most of the classes Since intellectuals are ***** They clump and swarm like bugs To compete with their drugs. This works for women as well, But it’s not nearly as speedy. Really the fat cats would prefer You go be counsel for the needy. But as long as you are quiet, Agree with all the guys are doing. You can act just like a man And contribute to the general ruin. Hanging out with smarties At red plastic cup parties Thinking they’re so cool But they’re actually fools. Skipping most of the classes Since intellectuals are ***** They clump and swarm like bugs To compete with their drugs.
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Apr 3, 2018
Apr 3, 2018 at 10:49 PM UTC
POLITICAL HERO
Hanging out with smarties At red plastic cup parties Thinking they’re so cool But they’re actually fools. Skipping most of the classes Since intellectuals are ***** They clump and swarm like bugs To compete with their drugs. Who can last the longest and Who is the most available To do the chanciest behavior And end drunk under a table? The worst thing to ever be Is seen as a party pooper And not partying hardy is Totally radical and super. Pay someone to take your tests Just like the timeless precedent. Acting just like all the rest Means popularity is heaven sent. Later you’ll get hired for sure For coming from the right school. They’ll never guess you’re a dunce A ne’er do well and a fool. Hanging out with smarties At red plastic cup parties Thinking they’re so cool But they’re actually fools. Skipping most of the classes Since intellectuals are ***** They clump and swarm like bugs To compete with their drugs. Just like you care about fashion You will buy the proper clothes. You’ll slide in via the Old Boy Club And come out smelling like a rose. And since most people spend time Paying for statues they have erected, You’ll get yours all in good time Because that’s who gets elected. Then if you do what you’re told And vote for the right corporation You’ll get those many perks They promised before graduation. Just sit quietly and take the bribes And say as little as you can You will be what we call today An extremely important man. Hanging out with smarties At red plastic cup parties Thinking they’re so cool But they’re actually fools. Skipping most of the classes Since intellectuals are ***** They clump and swarm like bugs To compete with their drugs. This works for women as well, But it’s not nearly as speedy. Really the fat cats would prefer You go be counsel for the needy. But as long as you are quiet, Agree with all the guys are doing. You can act just like a man And contribute to the general ruin. Hanging out with smarties At red plastic cup parties Thinking they’re so cool But they’re actually fools. Skipping most of the classes Since intellectuals are ***** They clump and swarm like bugs To compete with their drugs.
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some people are just not very smart. i'm talking adults. they just don't have the it, the thing that all the smarties seem to have. but they do seem to talk a good game. a key component is missing. things don't add up. and it's a strange thing to witness, to come to terms with, to accept. but let me tell you the strangest thing the most maddening of things: observing other people who you otherwise know as smart people fall prey to one of the dummies. the liars. the snakes in the grass. observing you in this state of sickness and dementia and delusion is unreal. you don't seem to be aware that you are sick at all. and in watching the contortions you will make for this fraud, i see that stance you have taken on me.
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May 18, 2017
May 18, 2017 at 10:41 PM UTC
probably not very nice, but whatever.
Magic is a lost art form It crawls through your mind like a worm So many papers written about it for the end of the term All striving for once single goal to learn learn learn It might make you get a perm Causing a riot and making you turn Give that monkey a new bread crumb Or he'll succumb to being obnoxiously dumb But it will probably happen anyway Because the monkey listens to the fray While his mother goes home to pray That his father doesn't travel far away From his family or his favorite friends But on his job it all depends On which locations are best for him Going by the name of Edward Tim Who use to frequent his home gym He Crushed on hot girls named Kim Kim loved to crash Tim's wonderful parties Shooting up with a pack of Smarties Tim wanted her to be a lady Tim wanted her to be a lady Because she was pregnant with Tim's baby Although her mother wanted her to give it up maybe However Kim wanted to name her baby Sadie. Tim wanted to name it after his mother. Kim wanted to name it after her brother. Both of decided because of each other that it was getting quite dim With such fuss between Tim and Kim they settled on a name that was another And prayed that their son would not be dumb Then he wouldn't be any fun for Kim or Tim The fat rat sat flat on may's bat While the sun shined you'll find some fun before the day is done said the trees which they mimed and chimed
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May 15, 2013
May 15, 2013 at 7:59 PM UTC
Magic
Normalcy?, what the **** is that! When you ran around the block in a t- shirt and those vintage laced ******* screaming "an eclipse isn't to be had!,an eclipse isn't to be had!", what did I do? I stood there, I stood there and waited patiently for you to come inside. The bottle was still corked, the venison covered and the album of the evening (Ok Computer) turned down. Nooooooo!!!! Was that good enough, Nope!, I think not. You reluctantly came inside because you had to **** but not before you babbled a few one liners from every ******* motion picture we ever saw together. Remember that time on the cliffs when we almost lost it all and the car was hanging on 2 tires off the edge, remember what you said to me? I do,... you leaned over in that bright flowered day dress that barely covered your body and you whispered in my ear. "feel me breathe, feel me breath baby." and that's when I first took you.
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Mar 23, 2015
Mar 23, 2015 at 9:57 PM UTC
Smarties
A good day is when youre singing in the car and your brother shouts every lyric. Its blasting NSINC and pretending that you're justin and he's...one of the other guys. It's reminding him of a time he stole a Hillary Duff CD from your sister because it was his guilty pleasure. A good day is hearing him laugh again. Its looking into his eyes and not finding the devil. its seeing the ashes of a wildfire and knowing that there are trees still standing, that he is still standing and his legs are done shaking and he may have a few branches missing but he's willing to grow new ones. A good day is being hit until you name five candy bars. Snickers, Twix, Hersheys, sour patch kids..wait. no. See, its so hard to think when your head is a pack of smarties. Does he remember when he taught you how to crush them and inhale the powder? Your first blunt was the sweetest but he was looking for a different high. A good day is having him ask about your record player as if he's never seen one before. As if everything is new to him, as if he's missed a whole lifetime. He tells you that its like falling asleep and waking up to a different sky and wondering how long it's been that way. Its staring into a mirror to watch your eyes dilate, its watching them change colors and remembering how they used to be. He tells you that he wants every day to be a good day. That this time will be different. He tells you that its been 5 days and he's still counting but all you can think of is the last.. day 5; Hearing your mothers phone ring and knowing who it is even though its a blocked number. You think of day 10 and all the sweat he laid shaking in. Day 15, when you saw him for the first time in 3 months and his smile for the first time in years. He tells you about the friends he's made and laughs about the brick wall he hangs out with outside. He says that even though there's a piece of glass between you, he's never felt so free. You think of day 35 and the three phone calls you missed and you remember picking up the 4th one. When he told you that he was sorry. That he tried but couldn't reach you. He tells you that he went for plan B, he tells you that he found an old friend that always picks up and how he forgot why they stopped talking in the first place. You tell him that youre sorry. You tell him that your head was stuck in smarties and you've been hoarding candy bars for months. Day one; You put a lighter to wrappers and your eyes are a wildfire.
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Oct 13, 2016
Oct 13, 2016 at 3:55 PM UTC
A Good Day.
A good day is when youre singing in the car and your brother shouts every lyric. Its blasting NSINC and pretending that you're justin and he's...one of the other guys. It's reminding him of a time he stole a Hillary Duff CD from your sister because it was his guilty pleasure. A good day is hearing him laugh again. Its looking into his eyes and not finding the devil. its seeing the ashes of a wildfire and knowing that there are trees still standing, that he is still standing and his legs are done shaking and he may have a few branches missing but he's willing to grow new ones. A good day is being hit until you name five candy bars. Snickers, Twix, Hersheys, sour patch kids..wait. no. See, its so hard to think when your head is a pack of smarties. Does he remember when he taught you how to crush them and inhale the powder? Your first blunt was the sweetest but he was looking for a different high. A good day is having him ask about your record player as if he's never seen one before. As if everything is new to him, as if he's missed a whole lifetime. He tells you that its like falling asleep and waking up to a different sky and wondering how long it's been that way. Its staring into a mirror to watch your eyes dilate, its watching them change colors and remembering how they used to be. He tells you that he wants every day to be a good day. That this time will be different. He tells you that its been 5 days and he's still counting but all you can think of is the last.. day 5; Hearing your mothers phone ring and knowing who it is even though its a blocked number. You think of day 10 and all the sweat he laid shaking in. Day 15, when you saw him for the first time in 3 months and his smile for the first time in years. He tells you about the friends he's made and laughs about the brick wall he hangs out with outside. He says that even though there's a piece of glass between you, he's never felt so free. You think of day 35 and the three phone calls you missed and you remember picking up the 4th one. When he told you that he was sorry. That he tried but couldn't reach you. He tells you that he went for plan B, he tells you that he found an old friend that always picks up and how he forgot why they stopped talking in the first place. You tell him that youre sorry. You tell him that your head was stuck in smarties and you've been hoarding candy bars for months. Day one; You put a lighter to wrappers and your eyes are a wildfire.
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a few years back i used to cry in front of a mirror so i could see how puffy my face would get or how red my eyes would become in order to determine how pretty i truly was my first (and only) boyfriend texted me and said "i'm going through a lot, let's take a break" he's been dating a girl who was my friend for three years now but we're still on a break, aren't we? there are eight empty boxes of halloween candy Smarties scattered around my computer right now my garbage can is filled with wrappers i wasn't even hungry why hasn't anyone ever loved me? i mean, i have good musical taste and i care so much about people maybe too much, i don't know my sister is the favourite i mean, she's a lawyer so, makes sense she's going to NYC maybe i can be the favourite then
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Nov 26, 2014
Nov 26, 2014 at 7:37 PM UTC
brain drain
So strange, it was dark in the white room People pondered over marshmallow figures all stood in a straight line That one at the end, it has eyes So it has Godlike, we bow in awe Hundreds and thousands applaud in unison Chocolate legions stand routed The eyes have vanished Death searches in the night Jelly baby heads abandoned as mothers cry in colour Candy fish lead the cortege as the night floats downstream One jelly baby saved Adopted Tobleronian Somethings brewing Death in the afternoon God speaks Go forth to jelly mountain Hundreds and thousands follow Tobleronians in hot pursuit Parting of the waves Plague the Pharaohs army He leaves the smarties To climb jelly mountain God gifts him tablet for the journey down The smarties have built a chocolate idol Furious he breaks the tablet in two With the Tobleronians on one side Smarties on the other He came to his only conclusion on jelly mountain You just can't get the Staff.
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Apr 17, 2016
Apr 17, 2016 at 1:49 PM UTC
Little Mo.
Remember when you started high school? Mom said I already had you gone. But now it's really happening, So see these words and remember All that we've done together Because life with you is all I’ve known. Remember all of those long drives? Somehow you never got sick: To Ripon, Iowa, and Alabama And "how many hours left?" Remember Christmas at our house? Putting up the tree All the UPS elves in a row A warm Christmas in the pool. Remember playing together? Fun occasions (but rare) Games like Eagle Eye, And playing legos in your room. Remember going to Papa's concerts? Before we were even in them Sitting with mom in the back Eating smarties to keep us happy. Pick a favorite song and mark it To let Papa know when we could; Stopping at Dairy Queen with the others And getting home way too late. Remember the day Chloë came? We lay in that waterbed. I wanted the name Samantha, But we got a life of change instead. Remember all the summers at the beach? Coming home with sand in our hair; Going hiking to return tired, Staying out late hanging with friends. Waiting for my birthday: Knowing what dinner will be. Remember spinning until we fell? I always seemed to get dizzy; And savoring ice-cream As though it was our very last meal. Remember dinners all alone? Eating mac n cheese or leftovers. Playing music on blast, Just the three kids at home. Remember going to youth group? We go farther as a team. I got my name up first; Although it took some ****** knuckles. Remember all the memories we made together? I’ll never forget each one For each means something different And something special Even when you go there'll be more So come back soon to make them.
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May 18, 2018
May 18, 2018 at 8:48 PM UTC
Do You Remember?
Remember when you started high school? Mom said I already had you gone. But now it's really happening, So see these words and remember All that we've done together Because life with you is all I’ve known. Remember all of those long drives? Somehow you never got sick: To Ripon, Iowa, and Alabama And "how many hours left?" Remember Christmas at our house? Putting up the tree All the UPS elves in a row A warm Christmas in the pool. Remember playing together? Fun occasions (but rare) Games like Eagle Eye, And playing legos in your room. Remember going to Papa's concerts? Before we were even in them Sitting with mom in the back Eating smarties to keep us happy. Pick a favorite song and mark it To let Papa know when we could; Stopping at Dairy Queen with the others And getting home way too late. Remember the day Chloë came? We lay in that waterbed. I wanted the name Samantha, But we got a life of change instead. Remember all the summers at the beach? Coming home with sand in our hair; Going hiking to return tired, Staying out late hanging with friends. Waiting for my birthday: Knowing what dinner will be. Remember spinning until we fell? I always seemed to get dizzy; And savoring ice-cream As though it was our very last meal. Remember dinners all alone? Eating mac n cheese or leftovers. Playing music on blast, Just the three kids at home. Remember going to youth group? We go farther as a team. I got my name up first; Although it took some ****** knuckles. Remember all the memories we made together? I’ll never forget each one For each means something different And something special Even when you go there'll be more So come back soon to make them.
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