September 16th 2018 1:34 pm
The war started between the illegible instructions and chunks of wood. I decided to enlist, well, more like volunteered. I arrived at the camp today and met a few loose screws. They don’t have time to train us, we are being shipped out as I write this in my journal.
I hope to *** I survive this thing so I can see her face at the end. She will be ecstatic to see me alive, I know she has her doubts. We can not let the engrish win.
September 16th 2018 3:17 pm
We have arrived to our camp. It’s a pigsty. Styrofoam specks cover the yard like snow and cardboard chunks are blown to bits just over the trenches. No time to settle in. Just enough to down a cup of dirt coffee before we charge in. It’s been storming all day, everything is covered in mud.
September 16th 2018 3:56 pm
Stage one has been complete. We have a wall up. This should help stabilize anything that comes after us. It was no easy task and we have been told this was the easiest part.
September 16th 2018 4:32 pm
The foundation has been completed. There were casualties. Henry, a brave man, lost a hand and had to be evacuated. We can hold them back if our aim is true. I hope there are angels watching above.
September 16th 2018 4:33 pm
There are no angels watching, only devils in the disguise of pictures with the number on the wrong side and the finished side flipped around. The foundation had to come down. Back at square one.
September 16th 2018 5:56 pm
The foundation has been rebuilt. Correctly, I hope. More men have been lost. I know this is dark, but one had a flask on his body that hasn’t been emptied. It is now emptied.
September 16th 2018 6:29 pm
The wheels have finally been installed. We are now mobile! Thank ***. We can now trek over anything that gets in our way. It’s still pouring rain. I wish I could find another flask.
September 16th 2018 6:53 pm
Hooks and roll and top have all been fitted and examined over. We may have done something right for once. There’s hope that we will win this thing after all.
September 16th 2018 8:48 pm
We stumbled onto a cache of cold ones. We lost sight of our goal for a while. We are back on track marching forward.
September 16th 2018 9:17 pm
The last wooden peg has been hammered in, the last ***** has been ******* and locked. This is it, it’s finally over. We won!
September 16th 2018 9:18 pm
“It’s about time” was my only reward.
It’s ok, I came out stronger than what I was. I have scars I can tell my kids about. The blisters from using hand tools and the knowledge on how to decipher Chinese disguised as English. Useful talents I’m sure.
September 16th 2018 9:20 pm
Finishing off that cache.
Today I put together a cabinet island.