Wine was cheap
Food was ****
Sat like a creep
And tried to fit

Sleepy as hell
Drank too much
Can't even spell
Wall is a crutch

The girls are cute
Music is loud
Might as well be mute
Another face in the crowd

Swim with the fish
Drink like'em too
Swig and a swish
I'm ******' through

Smile as you will
Grin as you like
But outta my grill
Ain't feelin so tight

Puke in the street
**** by the pole
Limbs feelin weak
Sleep in a hole

Rhymes not so pretty
Style not so sweet
Opposite o' pretty
Not really that deep

Hate most parties
Hate the people that go
Sit at home with a bag o' smarties
With a **** TV show