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"pulsars" poems
*Milky way around me stars, sun, planets, the moon interstellar, interplanetary orbits, i commune The heavens surround me galaxies, constellations, nebulae across my cosmic journey for revolutions i'll stay The cosmos envelope me dark stars, black holes, supernova flames in my tail I see celestial brightness of my strata Heavenly bodies you and me falling star, giant star, dwarf star my love is quasar-like energy a bolide of us is not far Astronomical intensity alpha centauri,sirius, achernar encompasses their enormity unlike pulsars, we are shooting stars*
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Jan 12, 2013
Jan 12, 2013 at 8:19 AM UTC
In the Sky with Diamonds
The farthest man made object in space, Voyager 1, is over 20 billion km away from Earth. On board is a phonograph record, brilliant gold, containing sounds and images of what life is like on earth, A message to whoever is able to listen, a literal shot in the dark. On it is an inscription that is perhaps the most beautiful sentence I have ever read TO THE MAKERS OF MUSIC ALL TIMES ALL WORLDS a time capsule, a gift, from us To anywhere and everywhere A hundred years from now or a thousand Our belief that no matter what time Or world you belong to, melody and harmony and rhythm, can bring us together, can communicate. On the cover Are figures, explaining how to operate this record Hieroglyphics from what by then Would be ancient history Messages in binary, the 1s and 0s Our position in the universe marked by our distances from gigantic pulsars, the star map to our home, the creators of this message There's beauty in this marriage of math and art Code and music As a way to communicate with the universe. Some of the images on the record are the most beautifully simple ones, Of us, humans, drinking and eating, laughing, of animals, nature, food and architecture. Then there are images of our scientific observations, mathematical calculations, our discoveries, Like a child showing off Look, look what I can do! Black and white and in colour, Pictures, proof that we, indeed have lived and achieved. The music, classical, our very best from Bach and Mozart to Blind Willie Johnson's Dark was the Night. But all of this can only matter, can come to fruition if someone exists to receive it, and is evolved enough to comprehend what it means. But that's the thing, everybody knows, That's there's a slim chance of this record ever being heard, and it's much more possible that the Voyager will simply end up as floating debris in the cosmos, but it doesn't matter! We just want someone to know that there was a species of bipedal, intelligent animals on this blue planet, no different than finding graffiti in alleys that read I WAS HERE. WE WERE HERE, WE EXISTED. And it's all about that hope, the hope that someone will see us, our pictures, listen to our languages, our greetings, our music, and remember us, even after we're long gone. Or perhaps we will one day be interstellar space faring people as well, following the path of the Voyager, doing what we do best, Explore.
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Jan 2, 2016
Jan 2, 2016 at 9:32 AM UTC
Space graffiti
The farthest man made object in space, Voyager 1, is over 20 billion km away from Earth. On board is a phonograph record, brilliant gold, containing sounds and images of what life is like on earth, A message to whoever is able to listen, a literal shot in the dark. On it is an inscription that is perhaps the most beautiful sentence I have ever read TO THE MAKERS OF MUSIC ALL TIMES ALL WORLDS a time capsule, a gift, from us To anywhere and everywhere A hundred years from now or a thousand Our belief that no matter what time Or world you belong to, melody and harmony and rhythm, can bring us together, can communicate. On the cover Are figures, explaining how to operate this record Hieroglyphics from what by then Would be ancient history Messages in binary, the 1s and 0s Our position in the universe marked by our distances from gigantic pulsars, the star map to our home, the creators of this message There's beauty in this marriage of math and art Code and music As a way to communicate with the universe. Some of the images on the record are the most beautifully simple ones, Of us, humans, drinking and eating, laughing, of animals, nature, food and architecture. Then there are images of our scientific observations, mathematical calculations, our discoveries, Like a child showing off Look, look what I can do! Black and white and in colour, Pictures, proof that we, indeed have lived and achieved. The music, classical, our very best from Bach and Mozart to Blind Willie Johnson's Dark was the Night. But all of this can only matter, can come to fruition if someone exists to receive it, and is evolved enough to comprehend what it means. But that's the thing, everybody knows, That's there's a slim chance of this record ever being heard, and it's much more possible that the Voyager will simply end up as floating debris in the cosmos, but it doesn't matter! We just want someone to know that there was a species of bipedal, intelligent animals on this blue planet, no different than finding graffiti in alleys that read I WAS HERE. WE WERE HERE, WE EXISTED. And it's all about that hope, the hope that someone will see us, our pictures, listen to our languages, our greetings, our music, and remember us, even after we're long gone. Or perhaps we will one day be interstellar space faring people as well, following the path of the Voyager, doing what we do best, Explore.
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Somewhere in the South Pacific a human-shaped speck casts a bottle from the shore of a tiny island into the interminable sea. The bottle contains a note which bears: a name an approximate location and a desperate plea. The bottle drifts slowly away flashing in and out of view on the crests of passing swells. It glides on mysterious currents and a quiet modicum of hope. Simultaneously, Above a particular point in the Northern Hemisphere, a ball of tin foil labeled Voyager I is crossing the threshold into the world outside the solar system. On board are a pair of golden discs engraved with: images and voices of human beings the relative location of the Sun to fourteen nearby pulsars and a plea,       naively disguised to look like a proud declaration of identity                              but what proud and accomplished                                        race of beings                          would need to search for                                  companionship                             among the stars?                          The little metal ball floats away                                         blinking bits of data back to Earth                                                      each grainier than                                                            the last                                      tugged by the gravity of distant bodies                                                      and a quiet modicum of                                                                     hope.
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Jul 21, 2018
Jul 21, 2018 at 1:21 AM UTC
on mysterious currents
Somewhere in the South Pacific a human-shaped speck casts a bottle from the shore of a tiny island into the interminable sea. The bottle contains a note which bears: a name an approximate location and a desperate plea. The bottle drifts slowly away flashing in and out of view on the crests of passing swells. It glides on mysterious currents and a quiet modicum of hope. Simultaneously, Above a particular point in the Northern Hemisphere, a ball of tin foil labeled Voyager I is crossing the threshold into the world outside the solar system. On board are a pair of golden discs engraved with: images and voices of human beings the relative location of the Sun to fourteen nearby pulsars and a plea,       naively disguised to look like a proud declaration of identity                              but what proud and accomplished                                        race of beings                          would need to search for                                  companionship                             among the stars?                          The little metal ball floats away                                         blinking bits of data back to Earth                                                      each grainier than                                                            the last                                      tugged by the gravity of distant bodies                                                      and a quiet modicum of                                                                     hope.
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Nothingness. Imagine nothingness. That nothingness which is nothing of the nothingness we are all familiar with: Not that nothingness which is nothing but empty space and time Like when you open an empty room. No. That nothingness where nothing truly exists: Not space, Not even time. A singular point. Imagine a singular point. The ultimate singular point that contains all possible points In the development of the universe Come out and expand From the birthing of time, the instance of The Big Bang, (Which by the way is not a large explosion, as the words imply, but a silent rapid expansion) Pushing the envelope Where nothingness begins. Chance. Imagine chance. The random occurrence of events: Of fundamental particles colliding and uniting Or annihilating each other, Giving rise to protons, neutrons and electrons; Giving rise to the periodic table, To compounds, both organic and inorganic, To macromolecules. Billions of years. Imagine billions of years Gone by, And billions of galaxies filling the sky: Stars and quasars and pulsars Planets and comets and meteors ***** nilly hurtling through Dark matter and ever expanding space, Yet inanimate still , A single cell. Imagine a single cell Form inexplicably so, In a staggeringly highly improbable way As carbon molecules combine, Start to throb and pulsate: Chance bringing forth life In a barren and otherwise Lifeless universe. Consciousness Imagine consciousness Purposive, willful, deliberate Feelings Imagine feelings Love, compassion, hatred Imagine all in a universe that came out of itself from nothingness. It is hard, of course, For after all, we are creatures of somethingness! But at this point You must have seen the Point Of all the ramblings and turns in the trajectory of my thought Tracing the evolutionary course of the universe From nothingness and that singular point That without God All things are After all Pointless! . And so, Let us not deplore, as a great poet once did, That this world “so various, so beautiful, so new Hath no joy, nor love, nor light Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain…” For what else should we expect Of a cold, unfeeling universe? What? Give us some Novocain?
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Jul 16, 2013
Jul 16, 2013 at 4:36 PM UTC
The Point of All These
Nothingness. Imagine nothingness. That nothingness which is nothing of the nothingness we are all familiar with: Not that nothingness which is nothing but empty space and time Like when you open an empty room. No. That nothingness where nothing truly exists: Not space, Not even time. A singular point. Imagine a singular point. The ultimate singular point that contains all possible points In the development of the universe Come out and expand From the birthing of time, the instance of The Big Bang, (Which by the way is not a large explosion, as the words imply, but a silent rapid expansion) Pushing the envelope Where nothingness begins. Chance. Imagine chance. The random occurrence of events: Of fundamental particles colliding and uniting Or annihilating each other, Giving rise to protons, neutrons and electrons; Giving rise to the periodic table, To compounds, both organic and inorganic, To macromolecules. Billions of years. Imagine billions of years Gone by, And billions of galaxies filling the sky: Stars and quasars and pulsars Planets and comets and meteors ***** nilly hurtling through Dark matter and ever expanding space, Yet inanimate still , A single cell. Imagine a single cell Form inexplicably so, In a staggeringly highly improbable way As carbon molecules combine, Start to throb and pulsate: Chance bringing forth life In a barren and otherwise Lifeless universe. Consciousness Imagine consciousness Purposive, willful, deliberate Feelings Imagine feelings Love, compassion, hatred Imagine all in a universe that came out of itself from nothingness. It is hard, of course, For after all, we are creatures of somethingness! But at this point You must have seen the Point Of all the ramblings and turns in the trajectory of my thought Tracing the evolutionary course of the universe From nothingness and that singular point That without God All things are After all Pointless! . And so, Let us not deplore, as a great poet once did, That this world “so various, so beautiful, so new Hath no joy, nor love, nor light Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain…” For what else should we expect Of a cold, unfeeling universe? What? Give us some Novocain?
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I gave away my heartbeats to a black dark night sculpted a stone into a new heart with each daily news break hanging from my dreams like silk shrouds for all the dead of just one day on Earth while the night unfolded her mystery and my heartbeats were pulsars in a distance too great to travel while my stone heart was stoic and hardened to grief I make paper flowers , now, out of black crape, for all those about to enter the land of the dead.
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Jan 5, 2016
Jan 5, 2016 at 11:54 AM UTC
The Land Of The Dead
I make my home in the heart of stars Pulled in by their massive gravity Fiery furnace burning the core of me Skin incinerated in a fury of white orange Quasars spewing my light filled essence Out in either direction Pulsars spinning like a lighthouse Beckoning what’s left of me Until the black holes gobble up What remains of my scattered particles
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Aug 15, 2015
Aug 15, 2015 at 9:27 AM UTC
In Stars
Galactic curls in spirals swirl, entwining twisted mystery, where time unrolls in blackened holes, no longer bright and blistery, but writ like runes on starry dunes enclosed in cosmic history Galactic dust, from novas' gusts, congesting empty spaces once fatefully flung beyond the tongue of burnt out astral traces, may recompress and coalesce in distant times and places Galactic dwarves, like ancient wharves with silent planets mooring yet still in spin though long done in, hide flares no longer soaring - magnetic webs of eons ebb, in thermal fusion roaring Galactic tides warp space divides, call forth sublime creation while bending clocks in rippled shocks, unfolding time dilation that seems to crown the flowing gown of pulsars' pulsed gyration Galactic stew, a seething brew, midst background noise and chatter like Chaos reigns, the sole remains of missing antimatter, with just a trace to form a space-time, curved or somewhat flatter Galactic glue holds something new: dark energy and matter that interacts and counteracts the ancient Big Bang splatter: a cosmic soup of strings and loops, a universal batter Galactic life's replete and rife 'neath lactic milky wafer, though solar gales leave unseen trails of cosmic rays, the strafer; but nonetheless, one must confess, it seems there's nowhere safer
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Aug 21, 2016
Aug 21, 2016 at 8:54 AM UTC
Galactic Glimpses
the wrong atmospherics of transmission move in uninvestigated chaotic archives red and pink turbulent storms swarm across deep space frequencies in imaginative currents of pulsars that are translated into phases each represented in diverse conflicting modes of expression in obsessive grooves of consciousness cut up components of recycled narratives audibly fixating on vibrations that sound across the universe in diffused spirals of manic fluctuations converting archaic symbols into equivalents of dust surfaces that oxidise in intermittent epochs and deposit a rediscovered earth an expansive transferable construction of accidental providence that allows for expression in artificially generated realities hallucinated images that float across the consciousness of the cosmos producing visions that punctuate rational thought become preoccupied with the conception of interplanetary transpeciation counting the chronological diversity of those that occupy the black, blank vacuum of space
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Aug 4, 2013
Aug 4, 2013 at 7:54 PM UTC
We are not alone...there is somebody out there...in space everyone can hear you scream...
the language of light fills the sky once more comes down to share our table - life pulsating from out the Earth clear clean water. We eat our bread and drink our wine while the Sun shines on all we do. the language of light throughout the Universe - crackling stars our hearts pulsars love a river, an ocean wide dive on in, in reckless abandon.
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Apr 4, 2017
Apr 4, 2017 at 3:36 AM UTC
language of light
I just want to be a Duke of a Universe is this too much to ask? I could use The Black Hole as a pool pocket and the planets as pool-balls and declare you Vice Duke inspecting graffiti on planet restroom walls, and you report to me those words of wisdom of Plato, Nietzsche, Kilroy and cornbread... I just want to watch comets streek across the heavens and watch tiny pulsars blink minute rotations, and newly created stars explode and belch their heavenly gases And see masses and masses of nebulae stretching outward like blowy-toy-pinwheels And I'll take the " Big Dipped" and dip it in the " Milky Way" while playing marbles with tiny asteroids And use the heavens as my painter's canvas and splash on newly Constellations And use the many Suns to warm my chilly hands, The return from farthermost planets of Sunless Lands Oh my BOSS!! I'm getting too serious as you can easily see And why worry? Because I'm already a Duke of a Universe, The talk of the playground campus The talk among every prominent Neo-Freudian and Neo-Skinnerian The talk about my wisdom writings found near almost flushing toilet at "QUACKSVILLE UNIVERSAL UNIVERSITY" Here come the med cart Here come the med cart That's all folks
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Sep 20, 2014
Sep 20, 2014 at 5:30 PM UTC
I just want to be a Duke of a Universe!!
Once the levers are pulled down squealing and removing themselves from silence, once we become noisy and our baritones are barges across rivers that separate us, once you become the Rock of Gibraltar and I can point my nose at you in the fog to gauge not only distance, but time as well, then I think it will resume. But as the night holds your tongue on its own tongue, moving you around inside its mouth in a *** of dense violet clouds, as so many cities burn in the sky, I will never hear a thing. I will only see your eyes running the gauntlet of a dense violet night and its violence of lighthouses revolving quicker than pulsars, increasing the walls of space. They scream in the void for some empty barge and its horn of compassion.
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Feb 17, 2012
Feb 17, 2012 at 7:31 AM UTC
Form.
We fall hunting for laurels, shredding our purple bruises into rose hips. Our silversmith rings lose their fingers, cracked irreparable. Our lives of lavish luxury lives as lapis lazuli. The banks of the Ipswich call out: silhouettes behind birch bark. Remember how we used to swim her waters; tread her auric ebb? We aim at deer, at ripening persimmons. They chew the fruit pretty. We aim at killdeer. Kiss a wasp. We were dead fireworks under Laniakea eyes. As midnight, we are films noir: we imagine ******* Lauren Bacall from behind, speaking and kissing in tongues, her mouth tasting of unfiltered smoke, breathing the snow melting down her rose hips. We stuff the stuff of nightmares into a cardboard box. We howl at solar winds and polar vortexes. We are a vesica; both/and. We fall hunting for laurels, adolescent pulsars with persimmon eyes.
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Feb 26, 2015
Feb 26, 2015 at 3:46 PM UTC
Persimmons
spilled blood in galaxies made of tears, candles that blow dark photons in my chest, my brain that emits ideas with pulsars in cosmos and the hot of the sun turns into a neutron star, who is carrying me into a confusing geodesic road and this road... are just coordinates into wormholes that provides me the possibility to travel into parallels worlds in the fourth dimensions of my complicated mind lighting spectrums of information into my empty heart who was a black hole for long time but now that I find you this black hole it's turning again into a beautiful star #poetry #dreamingforawhile #imagination
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Jul 24, 2018
Jul 24, 2018 at 6:22 PM UTC
l o s t i n p a r r a l l e l w o r l d s
Your eyes are not portals to your soul They are not some archaic metaphysical equation Ancient mathematicians formulated to confound They are pastures for nymphs They are branches for fruit They are laurels for poets They rend me open like a flaming axe They tie my stomach like knotted roots I lose myself in their dusky wilderness In them, I observe universes Perpetually exploding and collapsing Your pupils are black holes At the center of galaxies Balancing energy and force Bending light inward Like a sickle glistening high over hayfields In them I hear songs And sagas narrated by savage tongues Of catastrophic floods and rebirth Aryan myths about oneness In them I see IVs dripping Candles flickering behind carved pumpkins I loiter in them like a pauper With a styrofoam cup Gazing on them is nearly intolerable Like glaring at hydrogen bombs blinding It is like Hebrews Uttering the name of El- who cannot be named El- who is above mortal matrices The eye that never sleeps The ear that always comprehends The self that waivers like the sea Eternity ends when you blink Infernos extinguish when you sob I tremble before them As if they're holy relics Decaying into perfection Oh look upon me one last time My love Oh glance at me before I petrify into pillars of salt Look upon me Before I transfigure into an amnestic god Bearing light pure Peer once more into my binary pulsars, frozen In a fathomless abyss.
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Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 6:22 AM UTC
EYES
To sit back, and behold the universe, she of old her magnificence dwarfed, by only her silence a cold calm it is, a true death to fantasies to her is anger unknown, and pretense a disease she makes no claims, of a past of yore no books, no bones, no ancient folklore She is at once wide awake, and in a deep sleep but she has no dreams, just stars in streams Millions of burning giants, tumbling around in a race thrown apart and hurtling radiantly through space But even with vast and glorious citizens naively do we pretend a grasp of her essence some content to accuse a creator for her presence she treats our illusions with no derision she destroys with ease, what took her millenia to create but nothing is destroyed, just reshaped, in a new fate a picture of modesty is the Universe so immense she abhors all show, avoids all pretense not a word does she speak, nor a glance too intense She feigns no knowledge of her timeless existence Often does one wonder, what plans she foments but she has no motive, nor desires that her torment All one can truly say, is that she feels no bias She wanted to see herself, so she tried us. But here we sit in arrogance, calling her just a creation when what she really is, is endless, an eternal congregation of stars and novas and pulsars and a billion others She invites us to look, to look ever further to see the nothing, and the everything all together.
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Oct 15, 2014
Oct 15, 2014 at 11:10 PM UTC
The Magnificient Universe
There is a pathway to the stars Mapped out for us by Tiny cherubs—faint, pulsating Trail of constellations scattered: The universe is Vast And I’m out here, Stuttering to find the words By which to capture The very ends Of our corner of the world Lost In this sea of light, Transmissions, Pulsars beating its heavenly Drum as a sign that maybe God Has not left us for dead Yet. God has not left Us for dead Yet This noise we run away from: These nauseating horns And screams of Wounded children Have a heaven, God bless you. Have a heaven Transmitting Its “love yous” And “miss yous” And “thank yous” Singing To a sky beyond our corner of
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Dec 4, 2014
Dec 4, 2014 at 9:38 AM UTC
Rosetta
We are star stuff recycled over and over again. You are a reflection and an injection of all the stars, cosmic junk, and other stuff that cluttered space. Your pale face wears billions of years of history. Your eyes that watch the heavens were once that which burnt the brightest in the heavens. Your heart pulses like the particles in pulsars, which now constitute the core of your being So, when we die, when the sun collapses and all our mass is ****** in and spewed out, I hope my particles play with yours. I hope our atoms give birth to a new universe. Let our being be together in purple clouds that cross the cosmos singing song of static in infinity swirling in a universal dance. Let me orbit you as my heart is want to do; Even, if your molecules would rather orbit another.
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Aug 17, 2016
Aug 17, 2016 at 3:33 PM UTC
A Midnight Masquerade Out In Space
The pulsars flash in space. Hydrogen bombs explode Sending waves to warm my face Light to make the day An unintended consequence A thought of hope and beauty Warmth on my skin Sparkling pools Reflect old memories Who I was Is not who I am And I can always be better A seeker swimming Barely floating Almost drowning Always getting wetter Stuck in the thick of quick thoughts Rising faster than ocean tides Dancing on the edge of death Barely a breaths distance away from Insight or despair Today I am alive I am alive I am alive God **** it is great To be alive
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Aug 17, 2016
Aug 17, 2016 at 11:43 AM UTC
Untitled
A feeling of the pulse, the flow of the galactic. Energy in the veins to a core of white static. Pulsars in the eyes, a ruby soul on fire. An ascent through the seven and the gates to the designer.
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Dec 15, 2015
Dec 15, 2015 at 10:54 PM UTC
Beats Of Energy
*Perhaps the truly 'alien' things out there isn't other life. Its the planets and pulsars, the nebulae and all other matter. They are massive, incomprehensibly distant and incomprehensibly old. Totally indiffernt to us, they will be there long after we're all gone and have there been long before.*
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 5:05 AM UTC
Universal
Audible unspoken soliloquies wandering from room to room Resonation in minor scale oddities Color the gathering gloom For I know not from whence they come Music from my soul These keys which I’ve always succumb not from reluctance are they extolled. For it is the music of the universe that continually rewinds itself in light years across the steely perverse from some interstellar shelf Rhythm from some random pulsars in galactic syncopation in quantum entanglement these stars this meter by synchrotron radiation Beamed into me and I know not why Sometimes I can feel it Sometime its grace makes me cry But most of all it will permit Me to see the purity within it and the beauty in all things for it is never-ending and will not quit this music in my own cosmic strings I thank God for this celestial download I am a better human because of it Am I worthy of this honor bestowed? I will not question His wisdom forthwith Parts of it because I am a musician and the other parts of astronomers these two in the synergy of fission of notes, telescopes and binoculars So if you visit my house and hear strange melodies playing in the back of your minds it’s the music of the spheres strange soliloquies within your minds beginning to sublime. Dave Proffitt 8/11/2016 6:03 PM
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Oct 1, 2016
Oct 1, 2016 at 6:22 AM UTC
Soliloquies in Minor Keys
The stars are leaving again.. Pulsars stop spinning.. Forgotten light seen again.. They were already gone.. Pulsars start spinning.. Remembered light was never gone.. Dream nebulas mix together.. Mind paint brush of the cosmos.. Colors of my soul shine together.. Portrait of distant thoughts.. Mind paint brush strokes.. Are the memories of light and your beautiful thoughts.. I'll see you again... You were never gone.. Because you are still in my thoughts..
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Apr 10, 2019
Apr 10, 2019 at 12:38 PM UTC
Paint brush of the cosmos..
It started with an S. Humbly mumbling yes no maybe i dont know oh **** vertigo should i let go. my brain was blasted, a cocktail of chemicals and superfluidious ether. The push pull ying yang fung shui grabs the heat seeking missle and grabs the brain, attracts sychronized vertacies but the magnitism flips as imaginary consequence givesway to repulsion of the imaginary sense. Pulsars pulsating sending shock waves through space time highways a terrible silence is heard then music then woah. Gravity wells staring me down warping and warming WARNING particle collision is immenent a stellar nurersy might be born of this hyperspace supernova scintilating energies might synchronize for the bonding of bodies creating a binary star system carefully dancing and explosivly romancing or it could be too much the system overloads entropy wins hot matter turned cold a black hole is formed. Complicated intracacies to be sure. I think a caphonany was born if only i could phrophasize and figure out where my head flipped out and if there would be any imminent fallout. Wise to withhold or a missed chance to experience an amazing incredible moment where time and space may have seperated and two bodies joined in between the seams. Just amazing.
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Dec 25, 2016
Dec 25, 2016 at 10:07 AM UTC
Neubulous nurseries
I can warm you like a cup of tea on a winter's day, I can chill you like a winter in the U.K. I can lift you up and send you reaching for the stars or I can make you feel the weight of a thousand pulsars. I am the worst feeling in this paradigm, while, at the same time, I am the best feeling you can conjure; I am nostalgia.
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Jan 2, 2019
Jan 2, 2019 at 12:33 AM UTC
I am...