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I’m running in circles I’ve got a scattered brain Does this look normal? Or have I gone insane? I tired of the 9-5 Just look in my eyes This job is draining me Of my creativity And happy vibes I come home and I just wanna die It doesn’t help that I live In a lions den Every morning I wake up There’s a beautiful silence And then Noon comes around here comes Big mama with a big ole frown I thought I’d just chill on my day off Rent is paid but it ain’t enough I think I need some air Maybe I should go to my moms house And see if my family cares Ha Ha I needed that laugh Look at me I’ve begun to chaff Anything to just break a smile People swear I’m crude or ******* vile Yet we got fools praising a dead man A woman beater a native to gang land I’m just trying to get my head straight Don’t bother me now No time to contemplate Tummy’s hungry And I’ve got an empty plate
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Jun 21, 2018
Jun 21, 2018 at 6:24 PM UTC
Round and round
Sons of the soil. Daughters of the soil. Wake up and rejoice, for its the day of your heritage. Celebrate your culture, for it is your privilege. You are Africa, Africa is you. A nation so diverse and true. A real rainbow nation. Deeply rooted in our tradition. Nna ke mo Tswana, ebile ke motlotlo ka bo Tswana bame. Nna ke mo Pedi, ebile ka ikgantsha ka go nna mo Pedi. Mna ndi ngum Xhosa, ubona nje, ndiyazi dla ngo buXhosa bam. Mina ngi ngum Zulu qobo, futhi ngiyazi qhenya. On this day, remember who you are. On this day, commemorate who you are. Take pride in your true identity. Let there be peace and serenity. In South Africa our land. Together may we all stand. Le ga ole moTswana wa Afrika. Noba ungu m'Xhosa wase Afrika. Le ha ole mo Sotho wa Afrika Borwa. Are rataneng. Masi thandaneni. On this day, speak your mother tounge. On this day, sing your clan song. A moTswana eme a kgibe. UmXhosa maka phakame axhentse. UmZulu maka sukume agide. A moPedi a emelle bine. Sons of the soil. Daughters of the soil. Wake up and rejoice, for its the day of your heritage. Celebrate your culture, for it is your privilege.
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Sep 24, 2019
Sep 24, 2019 at 5:57 AM UTC
Happy Heritage Day South Africa
Well, I wish there was a telephone in Heaven. Oh, how I'd love to talk to my Dad. I'd tell him that I miss him and I love him, And I'm sorry for the times we never had. And I wonder if they'd charge me by the minute, I wonder if they'd charge me by the mile, I'd call up that ole Angel operator, Could I please talk to my Daddy for awhile? Telephone in Heaven Well, I wish there was a telephone in Heaven. Oh, how I'd love to talk to my Grandma. I tell her that I miss her Sunday cookin, I haven't ate like that since you went to meet Grandpa. Well, I wonder if they'd charge me by the minute, I wonder if they'd charge me by the mile, I'd call up that ole Angel operator, Could I please talk to my Grandma for awhile? Telephone in Heaven Well, I wish there was a telephone in Heaven. Oh, how I'd love to talk to the Lord of mine. I'd tell him that I love him and I'm thankful For watching over all these loves of mine, And I know he wouldn't charge me by the minute, I'm sure he wouldn't charge me by the mile, I'd call up that ole Angel operater, And say thank you for this big long distance smile, Telephone in Heaven.
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May 7, 2014
May 7, 2014 at 10:28 PM UTC
Telephone In Heaven (Kelly Ray)
I have a disability Because it is lack of memory Others refuse to accept it is The way my mind shall be After testing my memory The PhD of Neuropsychology Agreed that I suffer with Cognitive impairment, MCI My forgetfulness is here to stay With me until I die Yes, I can exercise my brain It may help a bit, still I will forget So just accept it!! PLEASE QUIT Telling me to exercise my brain I know my limitations best, oh Yes! Everyone telling me to try to remember is really what Drives me insane!!! I have tried my hardest everyday For years I have been fooling You All in so many ways! Now the truth has escaped It is a relief, I must say I am so tired of playing The main role on the stage Every single day!! Please, all of you quit telling me To exercise my memory If this was happening to you, God forbid, then perhaps you Would understand me when I say I am tired, oh so tired, of striving for just an ounce of memory Day after day!!!! So again I say Please, just let me be Me! The Ole' lady with memory disability THIS IS ME, ₩€ND¥°•°°•°•°°•°•°°•°•°°•°•°
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Jun 15, 2018
Jun 15, 2018 at 11:22 AM UTC
MEMORY DISABILITY
I see the older generations say “I miss the good ole days” “I miss the America I grew up in” Do they fail to realize that their generation did this? Their generation ruined the economy Their generation poisoned the earth Their generation drained the Earth of her resources Their generation segregated people of color Their generation disowns their children for being gay Their generation is full of hate But go on, please, tell me how my generation is ruining the world. My generation who is chanting Black Lives Mater My generation who is trying to reduce their plastic usage My generation who is fighting for LGBT+ rights My generation who is fighting for women to have the right to their body My generation who is still in school My generation who is mentally unstable But still is trying to make things right. My generation is doing the things their generation failed to. Their generation had their time, and they failed their children Their grandchildren So now it’s time for a new generation My generation
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Jul 25, 2020
Jul 25, 2020 at 9:38 AM UTC
Their/My Generation
like a natural country girl took me by the hand lead me places only country girl could rode me like a bronco left me with a shine in my soul and a big ole smile on my face like a natural country girl should waited a lifetime for a girl like her hay in her hair love for horses in her heart nothin better than a natural country girl and the smiles we give eachother have allways been there shes everything iv ever wanted a natural country girl
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Jul 26, 2014
Jul 26, 2014 at 11:22 PM UTC
country girl
I see her often ....struggling all alone. A diaper bag, pocketbook and the baby. The look of distress on her face as she pushes the stroller home. She raises her child all by herself. Her pockets are not overflowing ....which means she's lacking wealth. She shuffles off to work each day. She's wondering when they will increase the dollars in her pay. Single mom to some, Superwoman to her kids.....no regrets, it is what it is. How I admire her strength and drive. She's strong during the day, but at night she cries. This is not the way it was supposed to be. My child should be seeing double not just me. Her mind is steady racing, but this is not a race. The thought started here and now it's in a different place. The sacrifices and staying up late when her child is sick. She's snapping pictures at Christmas time as her daughter opens presents left by jolly ole Saint Nick. She's thankful for this precious jewel that she must shape and shine. Smiling as she puts her child to bed, because she has to be at work by nine. There's always something to be done, so there's not much time to sit. This is a full time job and one which she can't quit. The cooking, the cleaning and washing clothes, she's looking for some tissues so she can wipe a runny nose. She thinks she's a single mom, but that's not entirely true. The Lord is guiding and assisting ....pulling her through. Keep your head up and don't let anyone or anything bring you down. A queen's crown belongs on her head.....not upon the ground. A dedication to the single mother's........Thank you for all that you do and have done.
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Oct 7, 2012
Oct 7, 2012 at 1:07 PM UTC
Single Mom
I see her often ....struggling all alone. A diaper bag, pocketbook and the baby. The look of distress on her face as she pushes the stroller home. She raises her child all by herself. Her pockets are not overflowing ....which means she's lacking wealth. She shuffles off to work each day. She's wondering when they will increase the dollars in her pay. Single mom to some, Superwoman to her kids.....no regrets, it is what it is. How I admire her strength and drive. She's strong during the day, but at night she cries. This is not the way it was supposed to be. My child should be seeing double not just me. Her mind is steady racing, but this is not a race. The thought started here and now it's in a different place. The sacrifices and staying up late when her child is sick. She's snapping pictures at Christmas time as her daughter opens presents left by jolly ole Saint Nick. She's thankful for this precious jewel that she must shape and shine. Smiling as she puts her child to bed, because she has to be at work by nine. There's always something to be done, so there's not much time to sit. This is a full time job and one which she can't quit. The cooking, the cleaning and washing clothes, she's looking for some tissues so she can wipe a runny nose. She thinks she's a single mom, but that's not entirely true. The Lord is guiding and assisting ....pulling her through. Keep your head up and don't let anyone or anything bring you down. A queen's crown belongs on her head.....not upon the ground. A dedication to the single mother's........Thank you for all that you do and have done.
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Hey, Ole Sport. Nice to see your face again. Life and love! Isn't it wonderful!? Strange too I suppose. But you're still here.. Why? The ones Who loved me the most, Daisy.. the ones from my Parties. They left.. But not you. Did you not love me? Or is it something else?
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Jul 3, 2014
Jul 3, 2014 at 11:44 AM UTC
One For Gatsby
A chance All that I ask for is a chance A chance to meet and not divide We’ve played this game, Time and again And throughout it all we still remained friends But to write off someone based on what _you_ lack Is a sorry thing that you have a knack Of repeating again and again. I’m not begging for you to be chummy ole pals Only I plead for you to meet without a judgmental scowl. Though a childish endeavor I know it to be, For once I just wish You could see what I see. With out the taint of jealousy.
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Dec 15, 2018
Dec 15, 2018 at 3:17 AM UTC
Childish Chance
You’re not Pro-life, just Pro-Forced Birth Despite proclaiming loudly On signs accusing, ****** To one in three women, proudly You’re not Pro-Life, but Anti-choice And Anti-women, too Shutting down Planned Parenthood is A War on Women’s coup Your Pro-Birth stance is but a sham Backwards in time, you’re swimming Saying Jesus is your Lamb while Cutting aid for pregnant women I saw you there, in Salem, too Pointing, declaring them WITCHES Burned alive by your testimony Betraying and damning your SISTERS My mother used to say self praise Was not really praise at all How can you say you’re Pro-Birthers Causing WIC funding to fall? The schools that once were funded Providing breakfast for hungry kids Was cut-yet congress spends like Spartans Government sold to the highest bids Sixty percent of our money In good ole USA Goes straight to the military And I demand a say! ‘Health’ gets only five percent And ‘Education’ six Yet that’s where congress goes To cut funding to the quick You shut down Planned Parenthood with Dishonest screams and shouts… Support Accidental Parenthood- Is that what you’re about?
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Feb 19, 2016
Feb 19, 2016 at 2:41 PM UTC
Support Accidental Parenthood!
I remember when MTV was in its prime, A new voice to represent the new boom Babies growing up since the 80s Louder still through the troubling decades (Maxed out credit no head room) After —the punks in nirvana and rapping clergy It was the only channel on Youthful rebel yell —honest news I remember it pretty well Shaping us generation x y and Personal Jesus New wave good bye to when Childhood then without pain of malnourished Africa or nukes threatening our Cruel summers Were we happier then? So what happens to the music Rockstars rip van wrinkle Geriatric hall of fame (No one lives forever Reruns with the ****** & mr. Ed Now that old neighbor’s dead) Television Nowadays Seem more gangster School shootings terrorists On the train, kamikaze planes, It’s all the same ole Bling kablam oh bits ******* please Redirecting our attention To WMD *** Where the hells are we? I remember back then On MTV —Nicki Minaj says Between the hysterics of police brutality She said Happiness is living your life Without struggle, That stuck with me Because we all watch the tube We all search for meaning Sadly defining what happiness May look like Real World and paradoxical reality TV Para socially defunct Clarity Conditioned to continuously Stay tuned Brief message of empty Hypnosis a pure form of business Wall Street Boulevard of broken dreams I want my Happy. What do I mean To be? Life ***** lately The human condition Talking too much Refusing to see No more talking heads too much Bla bla ******** I want my MTV . Happy . My generation We are the world freedom And yes, Peace. Man kindly as one Symphony And street, a melting *** Of diversity I remember the music The future I had hope to see Behind the shades Circa 80s 90s (Fossils) What time is it then? When will we Begin Again Don’t worry be happy Run Forest run!
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Jan 7, 2019
Jan 7, 2019 at 11:55 PM UTC
MTV Happy
I remember when MTV was in its prime, A new voice to represent the new boom Babies growing up since the 80s Louder still through the troubling decades (Maxed out credit no head room) After —the punks in nirvana and rapping clergy It was the only channel on Youthful rebel yell —honest news I remember it pretty well Shaping us generation x y and Personal Jesus New wave good bye to when Childhood then without pain of malnourished Africa or nukes threatening our Cruel summers Were we happier then? So what happens to the music Rockstars rip van wrinkle Geriatric hall of fame (No one lives forever Reruns with the ****** & mr. Ed Now that old neighbor’s dead) Television Nowadays Seem more gangster School shootings terrorists On the train, kamikaze planes, It’s all the same ole Bling kablam oh bits ******* please Redirecting our attention To WMD *** Where the hells are we? I remember back then On MTV —Nicki Minaj says Between the hysterics of police brutality She said Happiness is living your life Without struggle, That stuck with me Because we all watch the tube We all search for meaning Sadly defining what happiness May look like Real World and paradoxical reality TV Para socially defunct Clarity Conditioned to continuously Stay tuned Brief message of empty Hypnosis a pure form of business Wall Street Boulevard of broken dreams I want my Happy. What do I mean To be? Life ***** lately The human condition Talking too much Refusing to see No more talking heads too much Bla bla ******** I want my MTV . Happy . My generation We are the world freedom And yes, Peace. Man kindly as one Symphony And street, a melting *** Of diversity I remember the music The future I had hope to see Behind the shades Circa 80s 90s (Fossils) What time is it then? When will we Begin Again Don’t worry be happy Run Forest run!
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*It is the little things in life, which mean so much They are very quietly innocent Like the wondrous feel of a clean bed sheets touch Infused with an April Fresh Downy scent Waking up startled at a quarter past eight Jumping up straight from bed Thinking worriedly that I am going to be terribly late Remembering, it’s my day off instead Coming to terms, that to my name, I’ve not a dime Accepting my usual penniless lot Then there in the pocket of my faded jeans I find A crumpled up, forgotten five spot Sitting down now with my paper and pen Searching for words to write Thinking to myself, my mind has gone blank again Then finding the ones, perfectly right To win the lottery or an all expense paid vacation Would be so incredibly nice However, I will settle, for these small sensations Any ole day of my life*
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Sep 25, 2010
Sep 25, 2010 at 6:33 PM UTC
Little Things Make Me Smile
You don't know her She is always forgotten In your memories but soon your lips will only describe her as nondescript The script of her life How did she go from being so sweet to rotten From just nightmares to sleep walking Sweet ole her Innocent and pure Now she is impaired In the need of refinement But she doesn't have the strength to try it You see she is chained to the past Barely saw her dad He was mean Always got the last word Drunk and abusive Her mom was an unbloomed tulip Looked kind but was bitter to her daughter They'd fight and she would cry at night She was ashamed of and had extreme anger for mother How can you watch as she takes hits Instead of intervening Police bust down the doors and drag dad to jail To the homeless shelter we go No money, no home It is cold I barely knew what was going on around me Refuse to talk to adults because they were all so confusing And honestly my questions only led to answers that were lies I had fear in my eye The things that I had seen The smoke filled air I'd breathe Let's not forget the bullies That talk stuff because I was so "imperfect" Never had the latest brands Because mom had no bands Let's not forget how dad was back again All hope was drained She had thoughts of suicide and then a boy came Walked his way in She spilled her ink onto his page He left anyways Guess her story was too boring You don't know her You did at a time She is nothing but rotten And only meant to be forgotten
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Apr 6, 2017
Apr 6, 2017 at 5:04 PM UTC
Forgotten
I love da sound ya ***** does make While slapping up against your sister, for Christ sake Watching you all doing the ***** deed, doggy style On ya momma's brand new, multi coloured **** pile   ***** young boys, are forever slapping, keepin’ it real While viewing ya ***** in ya year nine, high school classes Even some curious gals, like to slip in a quick feel While flashing their hallway entry, fancy gold passes Da sound ya ***** makes, ya must be using an amplifier With a **** load of flaming, boom-boom, bass   Next time though, try turning the treble up, as you were And turning down that flaming bass, just in case   This mornin’, I woke up stiff, like feelin’ as if dead Then flicked through the paper, my obituary, I just read Didn't feel that great, after we had finished the missionary Wish I was much more aware, like a future visionary I haven't even ironed my clothes or done my face For my very last day of this bright sunlight   Will I need to pack a jumbo suitcase Or maybe just some shorts and thongs On my mystery vacation, one-way flight Da sound ya ***** was making when shaking Was maybe way too loud for some, last night It put me in, like a clothes dryer spin   Police came by, just to check that no one was pranking With some spray with mace, just when I was about to sin Everyone's got an unusual craze in life Mine just happened to put me in a daze   Should've taken a much deeper breath When going down between ya momma's thighs   Send flowers to my ******* and hoes And never ever forget, ya ****** nice ways Always tried to satisfy the whole **** world But still hearing some sad **** woes I like da sound ya ***** makes Reminds me of some ole dance tracks Played by the DJ, named Georgie O’Kay While everyone dances to a beat I'm hard at work, while trying to get ya To get down lower and pretend to be ya momma.
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Sep 10, 2019
Sep 10, 2019 at 6:14 PM UTC
Da Sound Ya ***** Makes
I love da sound ya ***** does make While slapping up against your sister, for Christ sake Watching you all doing the ***** deed, doggy style On ya momma's brand new, multi coloured **** pile   ***** young boys, are forever slapping, keepin’ it real While viewing ya ***** in ya year nine, high school classes Even some curious gals, like to slip in a quick feel While flashing their hallway entry, fancy gold passes Da sound ya ***** makes, ya must be using an amplifier With a **** load of flaming, boom-boom, bass   Next time though, try turning the treble up, as you were And turning down that flaming bass, just in case   This mornin’, I woke up stiff, like feelin’ as if dead Then flicked through the paper, my obituary, I just read Didn't feel that great, after we had finished the missionary Wish I was much more aware, like a future visionary I haven't even ironed my clothes or done my face For my very last day of this bright sunlight   Will I need to pack a jumbo suitcase Or maybe just some shorts and thongs On my mystery vacation, one-way flight Da sound ya ***** was making when shaking Was maybe way too loud for some, last night It put me in, like a clothes dryer spin   Police came by, just to check that no one was pranking With some spray with mace, just when I was about to sin Everyone's got an unusual craze in life Mine just happened to put me in a daze   Should've taken a much deeper breath When going down between ya momma's thighs   Send flowers to my ******* and hoes And never ever forget, ya ****** nice ways Always tried to satisfy the whole **** world But still hearing some sad **** woes I like da sound ya ***** makes Reminds me of some ole dance tracks Played by the DJ, named Georgie O’Kay While everyone dances to a beat I'm hard at work, while trying to get ya To get down lower and pretend to be ya momma.
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Hi my name is Briano alliano and welcome the Jupiter early Christmas party And the first song is this Santa Claus came through the computers Through the computers Through the computers Santa Claus came through the computers Every Christmas Eve night He will drop presents down cyber space Cyber space oh cyber space Making Johnny and frank and tommy and Ryan and many more kids to count Santa Claus came through the computers Through the computers Through the computers Santa Claus came through the computers Briany is a cool boy Who is trying to be good But nowadays it is harder to go down chimneys because nobody has one no more But how about sending Santa’s sleigh Down through cyber space And and and send Santa Claus through the computer Through the computer Through the computer Santa Claus came through your computer Each and every year Cause daddy has a brand new computer Just for you this year Yes daddy gave me a brand new computer For everybody to see this year And now here is my funny jingle bells 2020 Dashing through the year Was the covid 19 Yes the coronavirus has been making Everybody sick Victoria copped it bad And footy started and finished late I was unhappy that Richmond and storm won but at least Christmas will be cool Jingle bells jingle bells Party on at home Covid 19 is keeping all the people from having fun yeah Jingle bells jingle bells Please find a vaccine So we can go out and party again Without worrying about touching You see when you take the kids To see good ole Santa Claus You have to book online And social distancing So what you have to do Is stand back and say to Santa I want a book and a toy to play with And then get our photo taken Jingle bells jingle bells Santa still will come Covid 19 is really bad But it doesn’t spoil the hype Jingle bells party on At home to be safe Singing Christmas carols on YouTube mate Party party party yeah That was covid jingle bells and now here is We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas In these covid 19 times The party will still be on No matter what is on We wish you a merry Christmas In the covid 19 year Party on dudes Thanks and I will see ya next time
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Nov 14, 2020
Nov 14, 2020 at 6:43 AM UTC
Briano alliano early Christmas party on Jupiter
Hi my name is Briano alliano and welcome the Jupiter early Christmas party And the first song is this Santa Claus came through the computers Through the computers Through the computers Santa Claus came through the computers Every Christmas Eve night He will drop presents down cyber space Cyber space oh cyber space Making Johnny and frank and tommy and Ryan and many more kids to count Santa Claus came through the computers Through the computers Through the computers Santa Claus came through the computers Briany is a cool boy Who is trying to be good But nowadays it is harder to go down chimneys because nobody has one no more But how about sending Santa’s sleigh Down through cyber space And and and send Santa Claus through the computer Through the computer Through the computer Santa Claus came through your computer Each and every year Cause daddy has a brand new computer Just for you this year Yes daddy gave me a brand new computer For everybody to see this year And now here is my funny jingle bells 2020 Dashing through the year Was the covid 19 Yes the coronavirus has been making Everybody sick Victoria copped it bad And footy started and finished late I was unhappy that Richmond and storm won but at least Christmas will be cool Jingle bells jingle bells Party on at home Covid 19 is keeping all the people from having fun yeah Jingle bells jingle bells Please find a vaccine So we can go out and party again Without worrying about touching You see when you take the kids To see good ole Santa Claus You have to book online And social distancing So what you have to do Is stand back and say to Santa I want a book and a toy to play with And then get our photo taken Jingle bells jingle bells Santa still will come Covid 19 is really bad But it doesn’t spoil the hype Jingle bells party on At home to be safe Singing Christmas carols on YouTube mate Party party party yeah That was covid jingle bells and now here is We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas In these covid 19 times The party will still be on No matter what is on We wish you a merry Christmas In the covid 19 year Party on dudes Thanks and I will see ya next time
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There’s nothing wrong with the neighbors That a few rounds Won’t settle down They are Mexicans after all And understand the brutal language Of the gun They only laugh and get louder Whenever the cops Come around But they know that the mix Of gunsmoke and anger Means Turn the **** music down Enough Fiesta Night after night Enough Tequila Day after day Don’t **** your neighbor off Or the next one Might come your way… Ole’!
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Aug 6, 2014
Aug 6, 2014 at 4:14 PM UTC
There's nothing wrong with the neighbors
GOOGLE’S LOVE ADVICE © Louis Brown His relationship with girls was somewhat awful He'd used less than brilliance in that world So he searched the internet for wisdom he could get To get some ***** kisses from the girls Folks told him Google had a lot of answers And he learned a lot by reading Romeo And since he studied Hindu, they like what he is into He's popular with all the girls he knows IT JUST TOOK SOME GOOGLE’S LOVE ADVICE NOW IN HIS ARMS THEY WANT HIS LOVING THRICE AND OLE GOOGLE TAUGHT HIM PLOYS PUTTING SHAME TO ALL THE BOYS IT JUST TOOK SOME GOOGLE’S LOVE ADVICE He found they wanted more than pretty roses And though some sweet perfume may change their mood The **** tips He googled means overtures by the oodles The girls all want a piece of this young dude So now his black book's full of pretty girls And they call him well before he starts his day Every time he learns new angles they love to get entangled Learning those love lessons from Bombay. CHORUS Bridge:  Old Google taught him every new approach                              Now when it comes to romance he's the coach…….. CHORUS
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Feb 15, 2011
Feb 15, 2011 at 8:39 AM UTC
Google's Love Advice
way high on brecon beacons, amid the rain and sleet, along came a ***** ole collier, with wellies on his feet. i said, you ***** ole collier, my wife is fast asleep, she's always got an headache, please help me catch a sheep. i am a ***** ole collier, my name is slimy sam, but you see i'm gay boy, so lets go catch a ram.
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Feb 16, 2010
Feb 16, 2010 at 11:49 AM UTC
gay collier
HATE BEING THE ONE THAT HAS TO BEHAVE YOU SEE, I KNOW MY BROTHER IS ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS BUT I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, SOMETIMES I AM JUST BEING COOL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE GOOD, LIKE MY PERFECT FAMILY IT’S HARD TO DISCIPLINED TO, JUST BECAUSE, I MUCKED WITH THE OLD FOGIES I HATE, HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A TOTAL AND UTTER LOSER YOU SEE, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY AND DISCIPLINE ME, I FIND IT HARD LIKE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I HATED DADS DISCIPLINE RULE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I AM A NICE PERSON YOU SEE, IF I GOOF UP, I AM TOLD, I HAVE NO MATES ANYMORE ALL BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING OUT OF LINE I KNOW MY BROTHER HAS A WIFE AND KIDS, AND WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME IF I BEHAVE, CAUSE I AM COOL, MAN, THE COOLEST DUDE IN CANBERRA I HATE WHEN I HEAR THE VOICES BE LIKE US, WHEN I EXPRESS MYSELF OVER THE WEB YOU SEE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE, I AM A COOL AND REGULAR GUY I DESERVE TO BE LIKED, I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKED FOR BEING PATHETIC, NO WAY I HAD VOICES FROM THE PARANORMAL, YA SEE I AM A NICE COOL PERSON WHY CAN’T I ENJOY THINGS, JUST BECAUSE I ****** OFF PEOPLE I FEEL IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SAY TO ME, I WAS WRONG BUT I HATE BEING DISCIPLINED, PLEASE DON’T DISCIPLINE ME I AM 45, AND I AIN’T COMMITTING ANY CRIMES, I AM STILL SEEING THESE DUDES I USED TO GET DRUNK WITH, SOME WERE GOOD BLOKES IT’S JUST THAT BACK THEN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR OUR OUTINGS I LIKE FOOTBALL, AND I LIKE GOING OUT HAVING FUN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO BEHAVE MYSELF I HATED BEING TREATED LIKE A NICE AND POLITE MAN WHILE MY MATES CAN BE LEFT ALONE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE THAT MAN KEN, I HAVE TO BEHAVE FOR HIM I CAN’T STAND BEHAVING FOR ANYONE, BEHAVING IS DUNB AND BEHAVING IS WRONG I HATE CATHOLIC MORALS, AND I HATE DISCIPLINE, BUT I FEEL ONLY OLD FOGIES HAVE DISCIPLINE MORALS I TRY AND BE GOOD, WHEN I GO OUT TO EVENTS, BUTB SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO EXCEPT DISCIPLINE CAUSE WHY CAN’T I JUST BE ALLOWED TO MAKE A BIT OF NOISE I AM ON MEDICATION, YA SEE IT’S MY DESTINATION, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, SO I TAKE MEDICATION I THOUGHT DAD WAS STARTING TO SEE MY WAY OF LIFE, YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A GOOD BOY BEING A GOOD BOY DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I WANT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT TO BE LIKED I SING A SONG, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY, CAUSE HE TRIED TO JUST THINK I LIKED DISCIPLINE I HATE BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER SHUT UP, CAUSE, I FOLLOW MY OWN STYLE WHICH IS FUN, I BELIEVE IN HAVING FUN WHEREVER I GO OUT INTO THIS WORLD I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN’T REALISE, I HATE DISCIPLINE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR LIFE I HATE BEING TOLD I HAVE TO BEHAVE, WHY DON’T YOU BEHAVE, YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE, YOUR A TOTAL LOSER, BUDDY OLE BOY OLE CHUM OLE PAL I AM GOING TO THE BOTANIC GARDENS TONIGHT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH DISCIPLINE LOVING NERDS I DON’T DO BEHAVING, OK I WILL NEVER DO BEHAVING, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE I AM A COOL MIDDLE AGER, WHO LOVES TO PARTY STOP DISCIPLINING ME, YA **** OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC
I HATE OLD HAGS DISCIPLINING ME, BUDDY
HATE BEING THE ONE THAT HAS TO BEHAVE YOU SEE, I KNOW MY BROTHER IS ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS BUT I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, SOMETIMES I AM JUST BEING COOL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE GOOD, LIKE MY PERFECT FAMILY IT’S HARD TO DISCIPLINED TO, JUST BECAUSE, I MUCKED WITH THE OLD FOGIES I HATE, HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A TOTAL AND UTTER LOSER YOU SEE, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY AND DISCIPLINE ME, I FIND IT HARD LIKE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I HATED DADS DISCIPLINE RULE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I AM A NICE PERSON YOU SEE, IF I GOOF UP, I AM TOLD, I HAVE NO MATES ANYMORE ALL BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING OUT OF LINE I KNOW MY BROTHER HAS A WIFE AND KIDS, AND WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME IF I BEHAVE, CAUSE I AM COOL, MAN, THE COOLEST DUDE IN CANBERRA I HATE WHEN I HEAR THE VOICES BE LIKE US, WHEN I EXPRESS MYSELF OVER THE WEB YOU SEE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE, I AM A COOL AND REGULAR GUY I DESERVE TO BE LIKED, I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKED FOR BEING PATHETIC, NO WAY I HAD VOICES FROM THE PARANORMAL, YA SEE I AM A NICE COOL PERSON WHY CAN’T I ENJOY THINGS, JUST BECAUSE I ****** OFF PEOPLE I FEEL IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SAY TO ME, I WAS WRONG BUT I HATE BEING DISCIPLINED, PLEASE DON’T DISCIPLINE ME I AM 45, AND I AIN’T COMMITTING ANY CRIMES, I AM STILL SEEING THESE DUDES I USED TO GET DRUNK WITH, SOME WERE GOOD BLOKES IT’S JUST THAT BACK THEN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR OUR OUTINGS I LIKE FOOTBALL, AND I LIKE GOING OUT HAVING FUN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO BEHAVE MYSELF I HATED BEING TREATED LIKE A NICE AND POLITE MAN WHILE MY MATES CAN BE LEFT ALONE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE THAT MAN KEN, I HAVE TO BEHAVE FOR HIM I CAN’T STAND BEHAVING FOR ANYONE, BEHAVING IS DUNB AND BEHAVING IS WRONG I HATE CATHOLIC MORALS, AND I HATE DISCIPLINE, BUT I FEEL ONLY OLD FOGIES HAVE DISCIPLINE MORALS I TRY AND BE GOOD, WHEN I GO OUT TO EVENTS, BUTB SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO EXCEPT DISCIPLINE CAUSE WHY CAN’T I JUST BE ALLOWED TO MAKE A BIT OF NOISE I AM ON MEDICATION, YA SEE IT’S MY DESTINATION, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, SO I TAKE MEDICATION I THOUGHT DAD WAS STARTING TO SEE MY WAY OF LIFE, YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A GOOD BOY BEING A GOOD BOY DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I WANT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT TO BE LIKED I SING A SONG, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY, CAUSE HE TRIED TO JUST THINK I LIKED DISCIPLINE I HATE BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER SHUT UP, CAUSE, I FOLLOW MY OWN STYLE WHICH IS FUN, I BELIEVE IN HAVING FUN WHEREVER I GO OUT INTO THIS WORLD I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN’T REALISE, I HATE DISCIPLINE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR LIFE I HATE BEING TOLD I HAVE TO BEHAVE, WHY DON’T YOU BEHAVE, YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE, YOUR A TOTAL LOSER, BUDDY OLE BOY OLE CHUM OLE PAL I AM GOING TO THE BOTANIC GARDENS TONIGHT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH DISCIPLINE LOVING NERDS I DON’T DO BEHAVING, OK I WILL NEVER DO BEHAVING, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE I AM A COOL MIDDLE AGER, WHO LOVES TO PARTY STOP DISCIPLINING ME, YA **** OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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(Sing along to the tune 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer). This is a futuristic Christmas, Sing along in an ode, Global warming's reached the North Pole, That's the end of ice and snow. The Arctic's now a surf beach, All your gifts out of reach, There's some really naughty bad elves, They're keeping all the gifts for themselves! Where did good ole Santa go? He's been on the ** Santa came in bad girls' lane, And he never was seen again! Now Santa's got survivor baggage, Mrs. Santa tossed away his clothes, She divorced dear old Santa, For hoing all the hoes! Now there's a big beach party, No Christmases ever again! The bad girls are giving it to Santa, No Christmases ever again! This is a futuristic Christmas, Global warming's reached the North Pole, Sing along with Santa, A futuristic Christmas in an ode!!! (Let's Party...HO ** ** Samta knows where all the bad girls go!!)
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Dec 3, 2015
Dec 3, 2015 at 2:58 PM UTC
FUTURISTIC CHRISTMAS
The sea Old big blue, Teeming with nature And full of fish. Fish... Fish... Fish... Fish. You cut it, You cook it, You dress it, You eat it. Some of us however Prefer to skip the second step Without it cooked We preserve its all natural beauty. Weeds Weeds are all over In the ground In ole blue. In ole blue, We take it out We shape it We mold it We make it our own. For the sea gives us, The greatest treasure, The ability to make something so simple, And yet so beautiful. The flavor, Nothing compares, Healthy Pure Simple How could something be perfect So pristine When perfect doesn't exist, It can be sushi.
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Sep 30, 2014
Sep 30, 2014 at 3:26 PM UTC
Sushi
Living little less than the right way I've turned all my friends to stone Weary legs carry me To the river Wash off everything I've known I've seen dead flowers on the way And crowds of people all alone No charity tempts me To deliver Now stinginess I don't condone And I don't want to roam Too far from my home Don't want to leave it all away The world seems small When you have it all Oh I wish that I could stay When I arrived the river had frozen still Ole Neptune saw no other way If I could only find a little time To **** I'd be out here all the day And I don't understand Why I'm branded where I stand Don't think you know how it might feel It doesn't take Much for a heart this cold to break Without a hope ever to heal And when you hear these words Next life my friend I don't know where I'll be then If there's one thing This world has shown We borrow everything we own Oh to reap what I have sewn Oh to reap what I have sewn Oh to reap what I have sewn Oh to reap what I have sewn
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Oct 16, 2017
Oct 16, 2017 at 6:29 PM UTC
Conscience of Nero
Hang on, hold on... ...we get the fiddle out,* Now the old Ban-jo... here comes it now, clap tune with us...* America went in the can when Hollywood then brought-in, The good feelings sneakin' 'round as Old Times never for-got-ten. HOORAY! HOORAY! America, still Dixie! Real T.V. got your goat as poli-ticks snake your vote, I guess that's how, guess what's now, -rock that boat! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! T.V. keepin' Dixie! Take a knee you N-F-L, NBA you go to Hell! Still not same, as Me 'n Me, with money, life is swell! HOORAY! HOORAY! America, still Dixie! Demo-cracy was thrown a hand, when Dixieland lost it's stand, Oh live and die for T.V. Keep your eyes down now, -boy don't look around... ...Our way, -T.V. -is Dixie! HOORAY! HOORAY! America, still Dixie! HOORAY! HOORAY! America, still Dixie! Gotten out? The Great Gar-den? Then we shot your Mar-tin. And ole Jay Z we'll mow him down, every time he hits our town, oh you'll see, catch a grave, as God T.V. keep y'all a slave! Not the same, as Me n' Me, in spite of all your New money! HOORAY! HOORAY! America, still Dixie! HOORAY! HOORAY! America, still Dixie! HOORAY! HOORAY! America, still Dixie! HOORAY! HOORAY! America, still Dixie!
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Sep 24, 2017
Sep 24, 2017 at 8:05 AM UTC
DIXIE LAND!
Railroad track in ole' tall grass singing small crickets chirping
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Jul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 12:42 PM UTC
Railroad
Please don’t tell me not to cry Please don’t way there was a reason why You don’t know what I am feeling Or how much I hurt The wet spots are from tears on the collar of this shirt You think I should go on with life Forget about it and be strong But deep down I am sad, and I don’t want to go along I don’t expect you to understand why For no apparent reason I break down and start to cry My life has changed forever, you see And that is why I am not acting like the same ole me So please don’t try to act like nothing happened Because it’s changed my life forever I will never be the same again Not today, not tommorrow, but never The best thing you can do for me is just be there Just like always, my friend My broken heart is hurting bad And it will never mind
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Aug 6, 2014
Aug 6, 2014 at 11:51 AM UTC
Please don’t tell me not to cry