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"irregardless" poems
It ain’t like ahm a teacher ner nuthin. Ahm jess a regular person, nothin spayshul Ah ain’t no docterr of rocket science Ahm jess a working guy, and kinda playful. Ah half tah admit, ah do get things wrong And sometahms ah can make a big mess But ah do have minny, minny good points And ahm a rilly good person, irregardless. But things like writin’ readin’ and Readin’ writin’ and sech lack that stuff Ah stopped carin’ ‘bout at twelve ‘Cause ah found it more than kinda tuff. Ah mean, it ain’t lack ah ain’t never Gunna need to know reedickaluss stuff lie cat. Ahm jess gunna graduate and then Ah’ll go to work with Dad and drahve a bobcat. Ain’t nobuddy needs algebra for that Er fer workin’ at the factory line ever day either. And it sher ain’t like ahm a teacher ner nuthin. Ahm jess a regular person, nothin spayshul Ah ain’t no docterr of rocket science Ahm jess a working guy, and kinda playful. Ah half tah admit, ah do get things wrong And sometahms ah can make a big mess But ah do have minny, minny good points And ahm a rilly good person, irregardless. But things like writin’ readin’ and Grammer and other sech borin’ stuff Ah stopped carin’ ‘bout at twelve ‘Cause ah found it more than kinda tuff. Ah mean, it ain’t lack ah ain’t never Gunna need to know reedickaluss stuff lie cat. Ahm jess gunna graduate and then Ah’ll go to work with Dad and drahve a bobcat. Ain’t nobuddy needs algebra for that Er fer workin’ on a factory line ever day either. Ah sherr don’t need it to work digging Er runnin’ sewer lahns er plummin’ pipes neither. So, folks can jess give up on tryin’ To turn me into some kinda egghead scholar. After all, it was good enough for my dad To go to work, and work hard to earn a dollar.
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Jul 31, 2018
Jul 31, 2018 at 9:34 AM UTC
AHM JESS SAYIN'...
It ain’t like ahm a teacher ner nuthin. Ahm jess a regular person, nothin spayshul Ah ain’t no docterr of rocket science Ahm jess a working guy, and kinda playful. Ah half tah admit, ah do get things wrong And sometahms ah can make a big mess But ah do have minny, minny good points And ahm a rilly good person, irregardless. But things like writin’ readin’ and Readin’ writin’ and sech lack that stuff Ah stopped carin’ ‘bout at twelve ‘Cause ah found it more than kinda tuff. Ah mean, it ain’t lack ah ain’t never Gunna need to know reedickaluss stuff lie cat. Ahm jess gunna graduate and then Ah’ll go to work with Dad and drahve a bobcat. Ain’t nobuddy needs algebra for that Er fer workin’ at the factory line ever day either. And it sher ain’t like ahm a teacher ner nuthin. Ahm jess a regular person, nothin spayshul Ah ain’t no docterr of rocket science Ahm jess a working guy, and kinda playful. Ah half tah admit, ah do get things wrong And sometahms ah can make a big mess But ah do have minny, minny good points And ahm a rilly good person, irregardless. But things like writin’ readin’ and Grammer and other sech borin’ stuff Ah stopped carin’ ‘bout at twelve ‘Cause ah found it more than kinda tuff. Ah mean, it ain’t lack ah ain’t never Gunna need to know reedickaluss stuff lie cat. Ahm jess gunna graduate and then Ah’ll go to work with Dad and drahve a bobcat. Ain’t nobuddy needs algebra for that Er fer workin’ on a factory line ever day either. Ah sherr don’t need it to work digging Er runnin’ sewer lahns er plummin’ pipes neither. So, folks can jess give up on tryin’ To turn me into some kinda egghead scholar. After all, it was good enough for my dad To go to work, and work hard to earn a dollar.
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The clouds looks painted And the suns light burns a white In which every colour lives And inside squints a perfect circle An inner eye Which will watch irregardless, over all, In it's path, it's vision, All are small All are Irregardless. And the clouds looked painted
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Aug 19, 2014
Aug 19, 2014 at 1:54 PM UTC
The clouds look painted
LOVE? Connotative of so many different things, one conjures up vastly intricate definitions of the word. To what extent their truth reaches is indicative of their author’s own relationships, childhood, future and past. To be asked what love truly is, is to allow another to peer inside of your soul, to reach the depth and breadth of your entity and to relinquish your fears and dreams to them, simultaneously. Asked today for my opinion, I deferred my response, realizing I myself hadn’t considered a solid definition. Seemingly such a simple concept; really a foundational core, underpinning our self worth, self adoration and self identity. Love is unique, to everyone. It can be explained through the use of analogies. Stereotypes. In some ways, our ‘idealistic love’ is a window for our selfish, impeded selves to climb out of. We expect our lover to propel us into some sort of surreal, unchallenged fairy-tale romance, irregardless of the modern day reality we’re living out. We expect worlds to stop, planets to align and stars to shower upon us in some picturesque dream come true.  However, referring to love in stereotypes can be impersonal and superficial. I find love can be best defined by a persons own experiences, dreams, fears and desires. A lover can help realize and form these definitions. To me, love is resting my head between the curve of his shoulder and my sheets. Love is watching a summer storm roll in together, dry and safe. Love is observation; of passion, of fear and of delight. Love is acceptance. There’s nothing more beautiful than knowing and being known. Nothing more beautiful than opening yourself up to someone, being with them in complete serenity, complete coexistence and honesty. Rolling over and looking into their eyes, and silently whispering, “I love you.” That to me is love. - c.m
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Aug 13, 2013
Aug 13, 2013 at 12:52 PM UTC
a love perspective
LOVE? Connotative of so many different things, one conjures up vastly intricate definitions of the word. To what extent their truth reaches is indicative of their author’s own relationships, childhood, future and past. To be asked what love truly is, is to allow another to peer inside of your soul, to reach the depth and breadth of your entity and to relinquish your fears and dreams to them, simultaneously. Asked today for my opinion, I deferred my response, realizing I myself hadn’t considered a solid definition. Seemingly such a simple concept; really a foundational core, underpinning our self worth, self adoration and self identity. Love is unique, to everyone. It can be explained through the use of analogies. Stereotypes. In some ways, our ‘idealistic love’ is a window for our selfish, impeded selves to climb out of. We expect our lover to propel us into some sort of surreal, unchallenged fairy-tale romance, irregardless of the modern day reality we’re living out. We expect worlds to stop, planets to align and stars to shower upon us in some picturesque dream come true.  However, referring to love in stereotypes can be impersonal and superficial. I find love can be best defined by a persons own experiences, dreams, fears and desires. A lover can help realize and form these definitions. To me, love is resting my head between the curve of his shoulder and my sheets. Love is watching a summer storm roll in together, dry and safe. Love is observation; of passion, of fear and of delight. Love is acceptance. There’s nothing more beautiful than knowing and being known. Nothing more beautiful than opening yourself up to someone, being with them in complete serenity, complete coexistence and honesty. Rolling over and looking into their eyes, and silently whispering, “I love you.” That to me is love. - c.m
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The chorus of Katy Perry's song "unconditionally" is written in the future tense. "I will love you unconditionally." This implies that current circumstances preclude love. In other words, her love is subject to conditions. She goes on to suggest "open up your heart and let it begin." In other words, her love will become available if and when the subject decides to receive and/or reciprocate it. This sounds like the opposite of unconditional love. She also repeats many times "there is no fear now." Irregardless of whether she is referring to herself or the subject of her affection, it sounds like there is in fact a lot of fear insecurity and reluctance on both sides. Perhaps this was supposed to highlight the wishful thinking of a person in this situation. Perhaps this whole song is a sardonic analysis of unhealthy, obsessive, unrequited love and how difficult it is to be objective under these conditions. Or maybe Katy Perry doesn't care that her young female fan base will listen to this song and see nothing unreasonable about it. Or maybe it's like the movie Shrek where it's fun for the kids but also has some elements that only adults will understand. Maybe Katy Perry is a gifted lyricist allowing millions of people with different amounts of life experience to listen to her songs and all hear a different message. Maybe the apparent banality of her music actually allows it to function as a sort of mental mirror, forcing people to confront their inner most thoughts. Maybe that's why her music is so popular, because everyone hears it as a harmonious duet between Katy Perry and themselves. Maybe Katy Perry is like a cool kid that's introducing us to ourselves, telling us that we're cool too. Maybe, all of her listeners, whether fans or not, have been enriched by her music. Or maybe it's just ****** pop that has been marketed very effectively.
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Oct 24, 2013
Oct 24, 2013 at 10:26 PM UTC
Who knows
The chorus of Katy Perry's song "unconditionally" is written in the future tense. "I will love you unconditionally." This implies that current circumstances preclude love. In other words, her love is subject to conditions. She goes on to suggest "open up your heart and let it begin." In other words, her love will become available if and when the subject decides to receive and/or reciprocate it. This sounds like the opposite of unconditional love. She also repeats many times "there is no fear now." Irregardless of whether she is referring to herself or the subject of her affection, it sounds like there is in fact a lot of fear insecurity and reluctance on both sides. Perhaps this was supposed to highlight the wishful thinking of a person in this situation. Perhaps this whole song is a sardonic analysis of unhealthy, obsessive, unrequited love and how difficult it is to be objective under these conditions. Or maybe Katy Perry doesn't care that her young female fan base will listen to this song and see nothing unreasonable about it. Or maybe it's like the movie Shrek where it's fun for the kids but also has some elements that only adults will understand. Maybe Katy Perry is a gifted lyricist allowing millions of people with different amounts of life experience to listen to her songs and all hear a different message. Maybe the apparent banality of her music actually allows it to function as a sort of mental mirror, forcing people to confront their inner most thoughts. Maybe that's why her music is so popular, because everyone hears it as a harmonious duet between Katy Perry and themselves. Maybe Katy Perry is like a cool kid that's introducing us to ourselves, telling us that we're cool too. Maybe, all of her listeners, whether fans or not, have been enriched by her music. Or maybe it's just ****** pop that has been marketed very effectively.
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Kaincha tok normal, ever sangle wunnaya? Omina tellya diss. Nuthin lie kat is good. Alla us oiz tok English good allatime Ever day uhda world in mah neighborhood. Us is sum, y’know, good tokken people. Yeah, ain’t nobuddy speaks good lie cuss. Lessen there from round here, ah mean. We got eddycated good, no muss, no fuss. We don’t need no college, no way Jose. We gunna do jess lock are parents did. We go to school every day till eitghteen Jess lock dey did win dey was a kid. Ever now and then, you can get ahold Of sum buddy whose totally iggnent. They stick there noses up in thuh air. They think there better, sumthin differnt. But really, it’s just a mute point, I mean Irregardless of whut they bin sayin’ They jess turn stuff round 360 degrees. It’s jess a nother word game there playin’. Thuh important thang is to be understood Not that thuh people say everthang rite. The important stuff to tok about is To know whut is wrong and whut is rite.
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Dec 23, 2016
Dec 23, 2016 at 4:07 PM UTC
PLAIN SPEAKIN'
I can't get so bogged down Like i do now So often its Boring to be found and Lost at the same time Finding time to lie in My bed, or a coffin Whatever works For better or worse Plans I don't make Can't really change Or fall through at all Funny enough My whole things been Mauled and I'm standing here Coughing and blocking out More ideas Pretentious melody's play in my head But I can't slip into Real world explanations The sky can only be one of two colors A sentiment tied to One or the other Or I'm left wondering why It has to be I'm still sick of every friendship I make Its hard to examine the memorys What I take, and what i leave behind Trivial, and i wish i had a bit more Control I don't care about my future Irregardless people will still be And treat me the same Way, and I'll still be pining for The same things Guarded and Mostly friendless
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Dec 3, 2017
Dec 3, 2017 at 5:18 AM UTC
Mostly Friendless
Wutsa matter wit you? Whirr you frumm? You from summ furren country? Cain’t you tawk better den at? Murruhkunz doan tawk Inglush lie cat. We talk good Inglush. We tawk da bess Inglush. Ain’t nobody tawk better den us. Irregardless of whut kine uh furriner you are You could not tawk so ignernt. It’s a insult tah good Murrukuhns tawkin lie cat. You should be imburrst to tawk ataway in public. Should be ashaymt uh yerself. Yenno, peepo c’n perject thur ignernce ’N thur lack intelluhgunce so easy. They jess open up thur mouths ’N let the dumbness fall out ’N thur it is, fer alll to see. Yude thank they’d realize what dumshits they are ’N not let thur mouths write checks Thur butts cain’t cover. But, no. They’s flappin’ thur yaps an babblin’ ‘Bout nothin’ at all, ’n actin’ the pure fool Lack thur mamas din teach them nuthin. Well, nuthin’ good, at lease. Me, muhseff, I thank sumbuddy Shoulda kicked thur butts From here ta Sundee. But, thass jess me. I know thurs a buncha bleedin’ heart libralls out thur That wanna let peepo get by with crap jess ‘cause Sumbuddy is a Niger er ‘cause they’s Messcun Er sum kinda ******* heathen er ‘sump’n, But I thank thass jess wrong. Peepo gotta talk good jess to respeck the flag ’N God n’ country. Or go home. Yeah, go on back to whatever Godless place You ’n your race ’n yer ideas is okay. We rilly doan need ‘em here. We’s good, God fearing’ peepo and hard working too. So, if that ain’t you, *** on yer camel ’n ride Back tah whurever you cumm frumm Till you c’n tawk good Iinglush lack decent fokes.
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Jan 27, 2017
Jan 27, 2017 at 3:50 PM UTC
TAWK GOOD INGLUSH
Wutsa matter wit you? Whirr you frumm? You from summ furren country? Cain’t you tawk better den at? Murruhkunz doan tawk Inglush lie cat. We talk good Inglush. We tawk da bess Inglush. Ain’t nobody tawk better den us. Irregardless of whut kine uh furriner you are You could not tawk so ignernt. It’s a insult tah good Murrukuhns tawkin lie cat. You should be imburrst to tawk ataway in public. Should be ashaymt uh yerself. Yenno, peepo c’n perject thur ignernce ’N thur lack intelluhgunce so easy. They jess open up thur mouths ’N let the dumbness fall out ’N thur it is, fer alll to see. Yude thank they’d realize what dumshits they are ’N not let thur mouths write checks Thur butts cain’t cover. But, no. They’s flappin’ thur yaps an babblin’ ‘Bout nothin’ at all, ’n actin’ the pure fool Lack thur mamas din teach them nuthin. Well, nuthin’ good, at lease. Me, muhseff, I thank sumbuddy Shoulda kicked thur butts From here ta Sundee. But, thass jess me. I know thurs a buncha bleedin’ heart libralls out thur That wanna let peepo get by with crap jess ‘cause Sumbuddy is a Niger er ‘cause they’s Messcun Er sum kinda ******* heathen er ‘sump’n, But I thank thass jess wrong. Peepo gotta talk good jess to respeck the flag ’N God n’ country. Or go home. Yeah, go on back to whatever Godless place You ’n your race ’n yer ideas is okay. We rilly doan need ‘em here. We’s good, God fearing’ peepo and hard working too. So, if that ain’t you, *** on yer camel ’n ride Back tah whurever you cumm frumm Till you c’n tawk good Iinglush lack decent fokes.
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Eyes ajar, still can't gaze far No one dies, still feel subpar Time flies & the days say their goodbyes & you won't know my struggles, there's no memoir Don't like to parade my weakness I lust for people to see the value of my uniqueness So bye trust, I can't reclaim you Heart's inflamed & my mind hurts too, I blamed & despised myself, so curse you Find it hard to love, because it brings pain too Yet I still seek validation regardless I'm aware of my low valuation, But please take me irregardless This desire to be held needs to be quelled Numerous attempts have been withheld Inner contretemps between fear & paranoia Has been ruinous. Don't feel contempt; I'm in ruins
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Jan 9, 2019
Jan 9, 2019 at 12:02 AM UTC
Attempts
Rivers dry up, except The Mississippi. If/When That particular long and wide And fat and deep Body of Wa-Wa Completely dries up, The World, as SK Was fond of saying of Roland of Gilead and the Shadowed Spire, "Has moved on." Monstrous Glaciers partied hard inda MIDWEST! For, like, endless freezing Nights and equally Chill-laxing daze, Man! Man? Dude! Dudes? Little dudes With spears takin' on The Mammoths! No WAY! Way. They'll not outlive and OutLAST US, My Frozen Bros! (But we had fire, the roasting Kind and the hot burning Coals within our spirit, Fire to perpetuate our Species through endlessly Cold nights and days) Whoo-Hooo! Dude! You plowed DEEP last night, Bro! What's that stuff on yer Brow. Sweat? Hey is it me or is it Hot in here? Dudes? We're like SMALLER Irregardless, or Re, the You SSS of A has a large dent In its midsection. Because those partying Glaciers were forced back Into polar hiding, shedding Great earthen chunks of their Fatty selves, carving and Slashing The most fertile watershed In the country. Their ageless and Timeless enemy, that Bright Yellow Orb, Opened its great Cyclopean eye, and Focused, yet again, Blessed rays of light Heat, and life. The melting... Water lying on the ground, Unsure? How about we start a Pool? I bet it'll pay Off to flow on not-flat ground, the Pool collapses and begins flowing With purpose, streaming Together as a larger Body of water: The Miss 'Sippi. Any number of Numberless great and lesser Lakes up North Decided to be hole- Y. Gravity Did the rest.
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Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 4:57 PM UTC
Mrs. Sippi and the Party-Dude Glaciers
Rivers dry up, except The Mississippi. If/When That particular long and wide And fat and deep Body of Wa-Wa Completely dries up, The World, as SK Was fond of saying of Roland of Gilead and the Shadowed Spire, "Has moved on." Monstrous Glaciers partied hard inda MIDWEST! For, like, endless freezing Nights and equally Chill-laxing daze, Man! Man? Dude! Dudes? Little dudes With spears takin' on The Mammoths! No WAY! Way. They'll not outlive and OutLAST US, My Frozen Bros! (But we had fire, the roasting Kind and the hot burning Coals within our spirit, Fire to perpetuate our Species through endlessly Cold nights and days) Whoo-Hooo! Dude! You plowed DEEP last night, Bro! What's that stuff on yer Brow. Sweat? Hey is it me or is it Hot in here? Dudes? We're like SMALLER Irregardless, or Re, the You SSS of A has a large dent In its midsection. Because those partying Glaciers were forced back Into polar hiding, shedding Great earthen chunks of their Fatty selves, carving and Slashing The most fertile watershed In the country. Their ageless and Timeless enemy, that Bright Yellow Orb, Opened its great Cyclopean eye, and Focused, yet again, Blessed rays of light Heat, and life. The melting... Water lying on the ground, Unsure? How about we start a Pool? I bet it'll pay Off to flow on not-flat ground, the Pool collapses and begins flowing With purpose, streaming Together as a larger Body of water: The Miss 'Sippi. Any number of Numberless great and lesser Lakes up North Decided to be hole- Y. Gravity Did the rest.
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Irregardless, years ago I had double pneumonia, But, like, you know, It is what it is, and like I dunno, kinda like It takes what it takes Know what I mean? It’s prolly a mute point But I turned three sixty. You know? I mean I’m kinda like, I dunno. It is what it is, like I mean, whatever. It’s all good, isn’t it? You get what you need And it ain’t no thing. I mean, go big or go home. Try to stay in the zone, You know. I dunno. No biggie, though. Keep a cool tool And don’t be a big fool. Know what I mean? It’s like I was saying Don’t give up praying Because God does not Create garbage, you know. He didn’t bring you This far to dump you. I dunno. I’m in for The whole game. It’s all the same. You know, way to go. Give it a chance. Get up and dance. Know what I’m saying? I ain’t playing with you. It like, you know, I’m so sure, dontcha know? Way to go. I don’t know. It’s like, I’m so sure. Whatevs, whatevs! It’s so dope, sick, cool. There must be Some kinda rule. I dunno, it’s like, you know, It’s the way to go. Give is your best shot. It’s the bomb, the **** It’s totally hot. Maybe I am hot too, But you know, I dunno.
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Nov 30, 2016
Nov 30, 2016 at 3:28 AM UTC
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
An aesthetic storm settled in the wee hours of creation. What of it strikes favor or disfavor? Beauty's immediacy comes with fatalistic sweep--demanding principle, demanding ground. Unveiled beyond time constraint all over our world--in praise, in revulsion, eyes score the gamut. As if image begs love, to be so... or unrequited. What's plain of light exposes all flaw or beauty in a single sitting. The sitters vary the material world, with eyes creation asks us to paint what we see. The eyes paint the sitter if the sitter be deemed beautiful, instantaneously sight's canvas may be left cold... burdened. Beauty aspires to affirmation of being, to have it echoed. Beauty's lain raw, holds what's held it-- as such...desolation is easy. Eyes bespeak their volumes...beautiful or ugly? A sightly, unsightly moment given to the perpetual. Epidemic pageantry--ordered by creation make due...irregardless. If beauty--eyes are for you--if ugly...eyes are not. Thus...of being, of affirmation, of visible, of invisible--you...beauty are.
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 6:21 PM UTC
Beauty's Sitters
12 6+6 7+5 8+4 9+3 10+2 11+1 12 Seems simple enough. Reality was like a ***** film. Beaten and touched by the sins of a woman corrupt. Too poor to play. Mom was getting high, so I joined a play to stay away from the fists and verbal abuse of the day. No lunch money. Mom was getting high, So I left for school at 6 A M. Yes Ma'am, I was dropped off I would lie everyday. No, Sir, It's ok I already ate" I would lie everyday Tim, wanna come over and play? *No I have to go home and get slapped and and screamed at when my mom isn't screaming some strange man's name...I mean...I have homework to do." Straight F's. Never attempted a page. Too busy learning what goes well with sage And how to calm my rage The singe of my skin let my emotions disengage. Every time the levees were going to break Just crawl into my hiding place Heat up a paper clip and all that was inside would slake. 10 years later I am covered in scars Hundreds, head to toe, all over my fleshy bars. They are much more difficult to see. However they are still embarrassing Thus the long sleeves and I always wear jeans irregardless of how hot or discomforting. One day I want new scars, head to toe tattoos to tell a new story. of how I escaped the blues I never really did but it sounds nice.
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Apr 29, 2013
Apr 29, 2013 at 1:51 AM UTC
Burn Me(Free/spoken verse)
A woman I once worked with Was ordinarily quite intelligent But when it came to pronunciation She could become belligerent. Her way was the right way And she brooked no question. Braving her ire, I decided there Was one I had to mention. She said the word comf-tubble And I said that was incorrect. She got so very irate with me That I feared for my own neck. She called it socially acceptable, Her ghastly mispronunciation. I said it was a sign of the times The slippery slope of our nation. If people were to go on and cease An honored way of speaking Then, we are all of us adrift In a doomed skiff that is leaking. She said some more to me But I quit paying much attention. There were too many “I means” And “you knows” to mention. There were ‘haftas’ and ‘ominas’ And the sad utterance, ‘wannabees”. This poor soul would not pass The first hour of a spelling bee. I wondered if this poor soul Had seen on a computer screen. The words just as she was saying On some website she had seen? I accept that nobody in the USA Or even in Merry Old Blighty Says words like Wednesday Comfortable or February rightly. It’s like there is an international Formal and binding declaration That nobody need say these words Correctly in English speaking nations. We can lapse into hickbonics, We jess *** tah stumble along And say set instead of sit, and Others we so often say wrong. We kin say double pneumonia And quay’s eye and nukeyoulurr, Irregardless and even *** cans, And nobuddy questions wut fur. We c’n say thangs like reel utter, SimmYooLurr, BennaFishErAiry. Innerest, furrmillyurr, Mason Airy, Flustration and shudder LieBerry. But as sure as there is air to breathe And that every day will follow night Most people pronouncing words A certain way doesn’t make it right.
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Sep 22, 2015
Sep 22, 2015 at 11:53 PM UTC
DIALECTAL GENOCIDE
A woman I once worked with Was ordinarily quite intelligent But when it came to pronunciation She could become belligerent. Her way was the right way And she brooked no question. Braving her ire, I decided there Was one I had to mention. She said the word comf-tubble And I said that was incorrect. She got so very irate with me That I feared for my own neck. She called it socially acceptable, Her ghastly mispronunciation. I said it was a sign of the times The slippery slope of our nation. If people were to go on and cease An honored way of speaking Then, we are all of us adrift In a doomed skiff that is leaking. She said some more to me But I quit paying much attention. There were too many “I means” And “you knows” to mention. There were ‘haftas’ and ‘ominas’ And the sad utterance, ‘wannabees”. This poor soul would not pass The first hour of a spelling bee. I wondered if this poor soul Had seen on a computer screen. The words just as she was saying On some website she had seen? I accept that nobody in the USA Or even in Merry Old Blighty Says words like Wednesday Comfortable or February rightly. It’s like there is an international Formal and binding declaration That nobody need say these words Correctly in English speaking nations. We can lapse into hickbonics, We jess *** tah stumble along And say set instead of sit, and Others we so often say wrong. We kin say double pneumonia And quay’s eye and nukeyoulurr, Irregardless and even *** cans, And nobuddy questions wut fur. We c’n say thangs like reel utter, SimmYooLurr, BennaFishErAiry. Innerest, furrmillyurr, Mason Airy, Flustration and shudder LieBerry. But as sure as there is air to breathe And that every day will follow night Most people pronouncing words A certain way doesn’t make it right.
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My heart swings forward across the line. The doors lock behind me. Now there is no choice but blue skies or rain. Then I wonder what heart "means." I wonder why the sky is blue, and why things bother to grow at all. But "growth" continues its bored stretch, irregardless of my inability to understand it, and I have better things to think about now. I have her. Her and that little grin that grabs hold of the corner of her mouth then turns toward me and opens. She knows that I lied, before I do. She makes me feel like a little boy that ****** his brand new shorts, and a man that's found a woman I know I will love, whether I want to or not. I still sweat in my sleep, and grunt when I move. But she is there sometimes now (when schedules provide). When I wake in the night, a boy that thinks he's a man just because I'm not afraid of the dark. And the light breaks through the bull, that electric touch, "The Spark," she knows it in her deepest sleep, her deepest dreams, as they bend my own dreams into, a new future. I touch her where she is covered in my paint splattered sweat pants and her arms open to hug me before she wakes. I feel the love like a child, like it was always there like it just might always will be. Like God has spoken, but we cut him off 'cause we already knew. We will **** and we will laugh like we have and like the others, but there is something else in this. She will change me. I know this. Into what, I truly do not know. Our planet spins and circles. Wars begin and end. Multitudes suffer. Microchips shrink at an exponential rate. American politics deteriorate, dwindling down Democracy to a joke. The Giants lose. My money runs out. My leg hurts. The fridge is empty. The house is burning. The fabric of our reality is splitting in two, and in three minutes this world will end and we all will die unremembered. I don't give a **** I love her.
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Nov 26, 2013
Nov 26, 2013 at 7:13 AM UTC
Like God Has Spoken, But We Cut Him Off 'Cause We Already Knew.
My heart swings forward across the line. The doors lock behind me. Now there is no choice but blue skies or rain. Then I wonder what heart "means." I wonder why the sky is blue, and why things bother to grow at all. But "growth" continues its bored stretch, irregardless of my inability to understand it, and I have better things to think about now. I have her. Her and that little grin that grabs hold of the corner of her mouth then turns toward me and opens. She knows that I lied, before I do. She makes me feel like a little boy that ****** his brand new shorts, and a man that's found a woman I know I will love, whether I want to or not. I still sweat in my sleep, and grunt when I move. But she is there sometimes now (when schedules provide). When I wake in the night, a boy that thinks he's a man just because I'm not afraid of the dark. And the light breaks through the bull, that electric touch, "The Spark," she knows it in her deepest sleep, her deepest dreams, as they bend my own dreams into, a new future. I touch her where she is covered in my paint splattered sweat pants and her arms open to hug me before she wakes. I feel the love like a child, like it was always there like it just might always will be. Like God has spoken, but we cut him off 'cause we already knew. We will **** and we will laugh like we have and like the others, but there is something else in this. She will change me. I know this. Into what, I truly do not know. Our planet spins and circles. Wars begin and end. Multitudes suffer. Microchips shrink at an exponential rate. American politics deteriorate, dwindling down Democracy to a joke. The Giants lose. My money runs out. My leg hurts. The fridge is empty. The house is burning. The fabric of our reality is splitting in two, and in three minutes this world will end and we all will die unremembered. I don't give a **** I love her.
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Teacup on the tabletop With blossoms rising 'till they drop. The buds are fresh but soon to bloom, They see the gardener's sickle loom. The porcelain birds and blossoms bend, Their feathers reach up to pretend To be a part of foliage green With hues as deep as seas Aegean. While painted plaster outlasts all, Irregardless Spring or Fall, Ceramic birds sing with a sigh That flesh or stone, all men must die.
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Nov 5, 2014
Nov 5, 2014 at 7:00 AM UTC
A Mortal Ornament
On the first day of the year I woke up on the wrong side of the bed This year Nothing changed And yet everything changed The bad obscured the good Completely. Governed by disorders Trials galored Tribulations were scarce Shredding me were my emotions As I ricocheted between mood swings I took permanent residence in the doldrums Walked on the razor’s edge Sank deeper The chasm is endless Tripped by sorrow I fell on my **** Staggering, I rose Fell then rose again Only to be handed Another ******* pill Sempiternal thirst For internal calmness Remains unquenched Refusing to take anything Away from myself Veering off the pessimism lane Allowing the optimism To settle in my blood I feel compelled to admit Irregardless of the turmoil This has been a year of Milestones Transformations Achievements Realisations And fractional clarity On the blinding forest that is life I shedded my second skin As I went along Not completely renewed Almost... Or not at all I don’t know I grew some ***** As they are essential in life I blew out the candle Lit for the one Who will never be mine I watched the flame fade away But the thoughts of him did not The road ahead is the toughest yet I am placing the  few good memories Of the year in a jar To carry with me Into the forthcoming new year These memories, it seems Are for keeps.
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Dec 26, 2013
Dec 26, 2013 at 6:11 PM UTC
The year that wasn’t but was.
THE LADY OF ALOT Estatic when she's shopping, The boughten things she's got; Right proud of all her purty stuff, She's The Lady Of Alot. Alot of costly Chinese stuff Imported hear by Walmart stores. She useta shop at I Magnums but She don't like them ones no more. Irregardless, she believes she Ain't not no ordnary **** If she'd of got haffa chance She'd of voted twice for Trump And the strait Republican ticket So The Donald can fix are country Like he exhaled in his own companies, Making lots of good clean money. In her sweatshop-made clothing She shouts allowed she can't wate For the Grand Old Party and Trump To agin make Murrkuh grate! She feel she's happy in her ivory tower With all the treasures she has got. She sees nothing wrong with this country The dense, nearsighted, Lady Of Alot.
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Jun 28, 2017
Jun 28, 2017 at 6:19 PM UTC
THE LADY OF ALOT
Henny-yussly mischeevyuss He orfed growshurries irregardless Of the rawshussness and disgustment Of the masonairy surrounding him. We consistiountly tried to keep aholt Of his mumbeulizing narrativation, But he was dissensibly non-coherent With a naturalistic talent to devaricate. He was consistively disassembling, Misindicating his intellectuality And his irreality noissomely aloud. Of his malapropicisms he was proud. His crassy disaparagements reeked And his ununderstandments peaked They pointed out his misconstumblement About his privates and the government. His blabbermouthedness notoriastic Rerendered him atombombastical. His practicication of the irradical Was mostly piraticalish; nastical. His pernowncements so disapplaudable Too bad his words were so megaudible Unpossible, hyperdisgustisizing, To the point of indisguising.
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Jul 14, 2018
Jul 14, 2018 at 4:58 AM UTC
JIBBERJABBERY
the king gave you this puzzle called life and you, jester, rose to the occasion. instead of figuring everything out, you played around — which meant all rules you bent, all instructions swayed, all directions detoured, everything but the puzzle was solved. but irregardless, the king was delighted in your efforts to make the court laugh and in the end, he gave you the key and you threw it away with glee.
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Oct 22, 2018
Oct 22, 2018 at 6:52 AM UTC
jester
i keep two buttons in either pockets they’re part of my usual pocket cluster, wallet phone keys headphones matches both hands in my pocket now, i run my finger along the ridge of the left button on the hard days i roll the bridge between both buttons before sneaking out back and pressing the right button but like all psychoactivities, relative direction, cardinal hand eye, the right button looks identical to the left and I left them both on the table in between tobacco pouches and empty beer bottles things that press the left button: ominous psychosis, soma mania, fire flushes from ******* not listening, an empty checking balance, an empty emotional balance, an emptiness things that press the right button: herbal breath in the nice chair, glassy eyes and extra papers, a quiet hour in surround sound I stare at the left button while my dad calls and hover over it, pausing mid drag to weigh the consequences, weighing the empty balance, feeling an overdrawn surcharge to my soul, taxed in tension, fumbling headphones the left button sometimes makes me yell, dissociative silence or telling strangers to go **** themselves because I can’t afford the time for anything else It’s usually the left button I smash against the wall, slaughtered, obliterated, my friends hand me broken batteries and shattered screens and say things like, “press the right button, stop pressing mine” things that press the right button: not me, usually. things that press the left button: the left button presses the left button, leaving me with a locked right button, pressed permanently and I fidget with a flathead trying to pop that ****** back out why can’t I hit the right button? why am I stuck with the left button, ad infinitum, added insidium, snarling and suffocated, shaking it out in the center of my bed it might be easier if they left me in a blue gown, *** exposed, *** laid down, pressing that ******* button by the hospital bed, pressing that ******* button like I know how in the coward’s way out irregardless of what button I press, or what gets pressed, or what’s pressing me and pressing against me, they find their way back into my pocket cluster pockets with my hands, fingers that get skinnier until my fingers are thin lines or circles or buttons themselves and I have nothing left to do but give them to you and have you press every button, drugless and dampened things that press the right button: you when I need you to and when you press it, the left button and the right button are one in the same they are you and you can withstand being pressed or being there to be pressed out of my hands and a little lighter
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Jul 19, 2020
Jul 19, 2020 at 6:31 PM UTC
two buttons
i keep two buttons in either pockets they’re part of my usual pocket cluster, wallet phone keys headphones matches both hands in my pocket now, i run my finger along the ridge of the left button on the hard days i roll the bridge between both buttons before sneaking out back and pressing the right button but like all psychoactivities, relative direction, cardinal hand eye, the right button looks identical to the left and I left them both on the table in between tobacco pouches and empty beer bottles things that press the left button: ominous psychosis, soma mania, fire flushes from ******* not listening, an empty checking balance, an empty emotional balance, an emptiness things that press the right button: herbal breath in the nice chair, glassy eyes and extra papers, a quiet hour in surround sound I stare at the left button while my dad calls and hover over it, pausing mid drag to weigh the consequences, weighing the empty balance, feeling an overdrawn surcharge to my soul, taxed in tension, fumbling headphones the left button sometimes makes me yell, dissociative silence or telling strangers to go **** themselves because I can’t afford the time for anything else It’s usually the left button I smash against the wall, slaughtered, obliterated, my friends hand me broken batteries and shattered screens and say things like, “press the right button, stop pressing mine” things that press the right button: not me, usually. things that press the left button: the left button presses the left button, leaving me with a locked right button, pressed permanently and I fidget with a flathead trying to pop that ****** back out why can’t I hit the right button? why am I stuck with the left button, ad infinitum, added insidium, snarling and suffocated, shaking it out in the center of my bed it might be easier if they left me in a blue gown, *** exposed, *** laid down, pressing that ******* button by the hospital bed, pressing that ******* button like I know how in the coward’s way out irregardless of what button I press, or what gets pressed, or what’s pressing me and pressing against me, they find their way back into my pocket cluster pockets with my hands, fingers that get skinnier until my fingers are thin lines or circles or buttons themselves and I have nothing left to do but give them to you and have you press every button, drugless and dampened things that press the right button: you when I need you to and when you press it, the left button and the right button are one in the same they are you and you can withstand being pressed or being there to be pressed out of my hands and a little lighter
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First and Last impression foisted a revelatory sheath that is the looking glass of all incarnation. Revelatory sheath Facing both ends of the whited tunnel... prior to birth when exiting...upon death when entering. What was, is, will be Faced...prelude to the sound of silence...that is the mouth of the nameless called by Name. White pearls that spun their shells, as dilating eyes that behold self in no-self. Space fatigued by perfect stillness...self in no-self, suspended animation...whose mind is allotted infinite motion. The Original Face...whore features insure paradox...must be worn and beheld Wholly...lest a chaotic incoherence whorls... irregardless of the image of self...imageless no-self. If Pure Consciousness had a Face--divested of its Way through materiality, to melt by that which it cannot transcend...how would it appear? *"Original Face" is a Zen terminology referring to our face before we incarnated.
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Oct 25, 2014
Oct 25, 2014 at 11:30 AM UTC
Original Face
You saying to me that you will love me no matter what I choose to be, no matter how I present myself, whoever I love, and always, was exactly what I didn't know I needed to hear. And you kissed my hand and I wrapped my arms around you fiercely I love you and will not let go.
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Jul 21, 2014
Jul 21, 2014 at 8:37 AM UTC
Irregardless
I guess it's true The only thing good that came from us Was a child who should not have to be fatherless He was even named after you Irregardless of opinions from a few In hopes you would love him more Enough for your frontside to walk through his door But hey...Its hard to have a baby with a *****
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Oct 22, 2016
Oct 22, 2016 at 10:56 AM UTC
In His Eyes
We have given you all kinds of names But they all bubble up to one. You aimlessly float around, so beautiful, So fragile, Only you have the courage to be so vulnerable. Around you we shrink and worship your magnificence We want to hold you, But we are afraid, Afraid you might burst, We had forgotten Forgetton your true nature irregardless of whether we reach out or not . You will rapture. Sprinkinling your remains on us Slowly you seep in. unseen, unheard You make your way to our hearts, again. Ohh love, you are such an interesting phenomenon.
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Jun 1, 2022
Jun 1, 2022 at 6:21 PM UTC
The rapture
I am a product of god's ignorance I've been built from marred clay Blame me, for sanity's sake But the potters hands faltered Irregardless of what some might say I ingest every ounce of ink I can manage to get a hold of Until it permiates And percolates again and again Filtering through matter once gray Leaving it saturated Invoking imagery Evoking change And aptitude long since vacant Because we bet on friends, but count on ourselves With a fickle mistrust Hardly justified, but well enough adapted Laughable, really, when its thought about Its only been recent that I've had so little time to place bets And so little time to gamble Like a trick of the vagrant wind Ageless as it flows between a million meetings of the minds All great and inspired Lying on so many final wills And parting testaments Grave, where is your sting... Assumed to be bitter, it would seem But bonds long since sutured to flesh Make for an easy stretch of time From now Until forever ends Each and every one Each of my bones was broken and Then set into themselves Folding over backwards Misshapen and deformed Heaven blessed my torments many Bitter running brooks that flow Over every broken bone Making each one whole Restitution, but at a price Vengefully demanded sacrafice Only half a moment wasted lost in thought Standing on the brink of a crossroad Goddess, take a hold on me Spirits, rend my soul free of these Would be chains A fall like lightning can illuminate A dark night The symbol of an age ending And another fire burning
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Nov 5, 2017
Nov 5, 2017 at 12:03 AM UTC
****
I am a product of god's ignorance I've been built from marred clay Blame me, for sanity's sake But the potters hands faltered Irregardless of what some might say I ingest every ounce of ink I can manage to get a hold of Until it permiates And percolates again and again Filtering through matter once gray Leaving it saturated Invoking imagery Evoking change And aptitude long since vacant Because we bet on friends, but count on ourselves With a fickle mistrust Hardly justified, but well enough adapted Laughable, really, when its thought about Its only been recent that I've had so little time to place bets And so little time to gamble Like a trick of the vagrant wind Ageless as it flows between a million meetings of the minds All great and inspired Lying on so many final wills And parting testaments Grave, where is your sting... Assumed to be bitter, it would seem But bonds long since sutured to flesh Make for an easy stretch of time From now Until forever ends Each and every one Each of my bones was broken and Then set into themselves Folding over backwards Misshapen and deformed Heaven blessed my torments many Bitter running brooks that flow Over every broken bone Making each one whole Restitution, but at a price Vengefully demanded sacrafice Only half a moment wasted lost in thought Standing on the brink of a crossroad Goddess, take a hold on me Spirits, rend my soul free of these Would be chains A fall like lightning can illuminate A dark night The symbol of an age ending And another fire burning
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