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"annoyingly" poems
"The problem is..." he drawls "that it is'nt us who see people differently from you, but you see things different from us. We are not the problem you are. You see the basest humans when we paint majestic creatures, we tell stories of superheroes with no faults, we expect our boyfriends to mirror night skies in their comfort, and speak like Kerouac. Kiss our scars like white girl tumblr pictures." "People like you," he says; "...Dont ever **** yourselves. You're used to the disappointment. Your used to kissing your boyfriends sweaty upper lips and smelling...just that. You clean up the puke on bathroom floors without complaining because you know what people look like from the inside. That's why your art will never be good. Thats why today in class when I asked you to paint a human body cut open, you drew a colorless man with his organs splaying out of him, and ******* he laughs.. "I have to fold petals into my boyfriends armpits just to stand the sight of him our ******* is'nt ******* its ********** Supposedly. When I tell this story later, I'll leave out the spit and saliva and how the human body aint that pretty, especially gay *** Even 6 ft 3 chiseled muscle of it, ill write metaphors about his eyes and similes to his fists, you will tell us about the humaness of his breath and how it annoyingly kept you up at night, you will speak of storms but not of the ones in his eyes. The ones in your belly when he farts during *** and you will describe every putrid detail, like the fact that waking up in the morning aint so pretty, morning breath is something we dreamers leave out in movies. And, it must be exhausting living here seeing things how they really are, but atleast when you expect disappointment, theres room for surprise. People like me expect the good and are disappointed when its ****** on."
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Dec 9, 2013
Dec 9, 2013 at 6:04 PM UTC
Conversation with an art teacher
"The problem is..." he drawls "that it is'nt us who see people differently from you, but you see things different from us. We are not the problem you are. You see the basest humans when we paint majestic creatures, we tell stories of superheroes with no faults, we expect our boyfriends to mirror night skies in their comfort, and speak like Kerouac. Kiss our scars like white girl tumblr pictures." "People like you," he says; "...Dont ever **** yourselves. You're used to the disappointment. Your used to kissing your boyfriends sweaty upper lips and smelling...just that. You clean up the puke on bathroom floors without complaining because you know what people look like from the inside. That's why your art will never be good. Thats why today in class when I asked you to paint a human body cut open, you drew a colorless man with his organs splaying out of him, and ******* he laughs.. "I have to fold petals into my boyfriends armpits just to stand the sight of him our ******* is'nt ******* its ********** Supposedly. When I tell this story later, I'll leave out the spit and saliva and how the human body aint that pretty, especially gay *** Even 6 ft 3 chiseled muscle of it, ill write metaphors about his eyes and similes to his fists, you will tell us about the humaness of his breath and how it annoyingly kept you up at night, you will speak of storms but not of the ones in his eyes. The ones in your belly when he farts during *** and you will describe every putrid detail, like the fact that waking up in the morning aint so pretty, morning breath is something we dreamers leave out in movies. And, it must be exhausting living here seeing things how they really are, but atleast when you expect disappointment, theres room for surprise. People like me expect the good and are disappointed when its ****** on."
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I want what you have I want your dreams; the ones that scare you shitless I want your secrets; the ones you can’t share with anyone I want the thoughts that keep you awake at night; the ones that excite you I want the ideas you want to share; the ones you know you never will share I need what you have I need your arms around my waist; the arms that will never be there I need your lips pressed against mine; the lips that mine will never touch I need your ***** smile smiling at me; the smile that will never look in my direction I need your stupid ugly khaki jacket around my shoulders; the jacket that will never be near me I wish that I have what you have I wish I had your idiotic confidence; the confidence that I will never get back I wish I had your insanely smart brain; the brain that has put up barriers against me I wish I had your annoyingly inappropriate jokes; the jokes that you stopped telling me I wish I had your ability to captivate the world; the captivation you no longer use on me I yearn for what we could have been I yearn to have an unconditional love; one that will never break I yearn to have uncontrollable kisses; ones that we are unable to stop I yearn to have cheesy promposals; ones that make everyone jealous of us I yearn for extravagant valentine's day gifts; ones that make me want to scream and cry You don't want what I have My dreams; the ones that will never happen My secrets; the ones that will tear people apart My thoughts that keep me up at night; the ones that can even terrify me My ideas that I want to share; the ones that would wreak havoc on everyone You don’t need what I have My thick messy hair; the hair that constantly falls in my face My ***** brown converse; the ones with the laces falling apart My empty grey eyes; the eyes that stare straight at you watching you ignore me My annoying voice; the voice that says ****** comments to protect herself from your friends You don’t wish to have what I have My brutal honesty; the honesty that burns bridges My crazy distrust; the distrust that worries my mother My unbelievable pessimism; the pessimism that causes people to leave My need to control everyone; the need to control that consumes all of my thoughts You don’t yearn for what we could have been You don’t yearn for unconditional love; not with me You don’t yearn for uncontrollable kisses; but with her You don’t yearn to give cheesy promposals; you would do anything to be with her You don’t yearn to give extravagant valentine's day gifts; you would give anything to be with her No matter how much I want...need...wish...yearn for you You will always be wanting, needing, wishing, and yearning for her more She is the pulsing red dot you are moving towards I am barely more than a blip on your radar.
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Jan 20, 2018
Jan 20, 2018 at 1:34 AM UTC
I am The Invisible Woman
I want what you have I want your dreams; the ones that scare you shitless I want your secrets; the ones you can’t share with anyone I want the thoughts that keep you awake at night; the ones that excite you I want the ideas you want to share; the ones you know you never will share I need what you have I need your arms around my waist; the arms that will never be there I need your lips pressed against mine; the lips that mine will never touch I need your ***** smile smiling at me; the smile that will never look in my direction I need your stupid ugly khaki jacket around my shoulders; the jacket that will never be near me I wish that I have what you have I wish I had your idiotic confidence; the confidence that I will never get back I wish I had your insanely smart brain; the brain that has put up barriers against me I wish I had your annoyingly inappropriate jokes; the jokes that you stopped telling me I wish I had your ability to captivate the world; the captivation you no longer use on me I yearn for what we could have been I yearn to have an unconditional love; one that will never break I yearn to have uncontrollable kisses; ones that we are unable to stop I yearn to have cheesy promposals; ones that make everyone jealous of us I yearn for extravagant valentine's day gifts; ones that make me want to scream and cry You don't want what I have My dreams; the ones that will never happen My secrets; the ones that will tear people apart My thoughts that keep me up at night; the ones that can even terrify me My ideas that I want to share; the ones that would wreak havoc on everyone You don’t need what I have My thick messy hair; the hair that constantly falls in my face My ***** brown converse; the ones with the laces falling apart My empty grey eyes; the eyes that stare straight at you watching you ignore me My annoying voice; the voice that says ****** comments to protect herself from your friends You don’t wish to have what I have My brutal honesty; the honesty that burns bridges My crazy distrust; the distrust that worries my mother My unbelievable pessimism; the pessimism that causes people to leave My need to control everyone; the need to control that consumes all of my thoughts You don’t yearn for what we could have been You don’t yearn for unconditional love; not with me You don’t yearn for uncontrollable kisses; but with her You don’t yearn to give cheesy promposals; you would do anything to be with her You don’t yearn to give extravagant valentine's day gifts; you would give anything to be with her No matter how much I want...need...wish...yearn for you You will always be wanting, needing, wishing, and yearning for her more She is the pulsing red dot you are moving towards I am barely more than a blip on your radar.
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whispers the stubbly face of the old grandpa, or I'll blow fierce little airs all over your rigidly pretending-to-be-asleeping cute little facey, then tickle your kissable little lips and make farty noises for the rest of the day she, irresistibly, bursts out laughing like the roaring lioness she be, whose cubs might be threatened, and laughingly squeals, oh poppy! it's all your fault, you grumpy old poet, you made me put the *** in my peej's! and how his son, the father, on permanent overwatch, growls below annoyingly, "great, now we'll be late," and threatens to tell the attractive single second grade teacher, upon whom he has a semi-secret crushing, to which we two devils scream out, "oh please, oh please" knowing she will find it quite charming, and maybe even him, tooing, the single attractive father-man who, could be ripe for a twoing >< and poppy twinkles, thinking that no matter what you call it, that thing, is all-around and in~between us while he changes the young lady's sheeting
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Sep 18, 2025
Sep 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM UTC
A Love Poem, but of course! "wakee, wakee, you little fakery
The thing that's annoyingly tragic is, This cactus has plenty of adjectives, So why can't I rhyme, Like I do all the time, And find myself right where the magic is? I can't figure out a limerick, About a cactus and its ****** ******* it, it's stumped me, I've been trying for centuries- Or has it just been a few minutes?
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Sep 25, 2020
Sep 25, 2020 at 1:26 PM UTC
The Cactus
I feel so lost and I have misplaced a part of me Looking for answers in the rubble of emotional debris How do you rebuild hard earned confidence Smashed and swept, leaving no remnants How do you stand on battered knees And put on an expression that shows no crease How do you recover something you barely just found Something that exists neither above or below ground Try not to limp because the world doesn't really want to know If you braved through where thistles and thorns grow They don't really care; In fact they might grow tired Of the same dirge I insist on having repeated I'm feeling the repercussions and myself I do blame For expecting of you nothing less of the same Only thing I can do is what I do best Is to revel in overwhelming grief and fallen crest Be annoyingly frail and exceedingly feeble Soon may regret because some may deem it intolerable Get up and chin up or I'll have more to lose Still retaining the gift of breath I so choose Pleading into thin air to quell the pain As I try to piece myself all over again
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Sep 16, 2014
Sep 16, 2014 at 11:36 AM UTC
Feeble
why keep people in prison for their whole life wasting away when they could be going through mandatory flight training for a one-way trip to deep space who wouldn't want to do that? people would commit felonies just to be chosen; & everyone would understand: like, why did he **** his whole family? - he wanted to go into space; oh.. no volunteers will be accepted: [I've been trying to get into solitary for years, but they won't let me; seems u can't just walk up to a cop & say, I'd like to go to jail please; doesn't work; u might get into the nut house, which is okay for bed rest, narcotics & casual *** but if u want to relax & just read,                     it's annoyingly rigid; solitary confinement would be more spiritual;   isolation, darkness, light, self, emptiness; living inside a stone cube, just meditating; day in day out night after night of pure consciousness - one-way space travel would certainly build character;        if u want to live;        & not self-destruct; the longer u're out there      the more advanced earth technology becomes until one day when u're so far out u can't see the Milky Way, a Space Agent arrives to check up on u  & bring much desired supplies; "What's **** look like now?" "What?" "How much time has passed on earth?" Temporal equation:     the mechanical man speaking in computer code replies: translating light into quanta,    distorting time so the curious prisoner can see in virtual 3D artificial reality; so much time elapsed he can't understand a thing; language purely visual,       people silent; moving    & not moving but drifting in & out,  coming & going;     transient shadows indistinguishable from the    advertising background; back in the comfort of cramped life-support,   wide electronic-data screen windows,    mechanical man implants the virtual reality device all creatures have now;  download completely liberating   the body from mind functioning in its own sphere;         ****** functions taken over by          nanocurcuitry imparting semblance of spacial autonomy, electrified zombies; as one after another pulls his plug.
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Aug 11, 2018
Aug 11, 2018 at 1:44 PM UTC
25-to-space
why keep people in prison for their whole life wasting away when they could be going through mandatory flight training for a one-way trip to deep space who wouldn't want to do that? people would commit felonies just to be chosen; & everyone would understand: like, why did he **** his whole family? - he wanted to go into space; oh.. no volunteers will be accepted: [I've been trying to get into solitary for years, but they won't let me; seems u can't just walk up to a cop & say, I'd like to go to jail please; doesn't work; u might get into the nut house, which is okay for bed rest, narcotics & casual *** but if u want to relax & just read,                     it's annoyingly rigid; solitary confinement would be more spiritual;   isolation, darkness, light, self, emptiness; living inside a stone cube, just meditating; day in day out night after night of pure consciousness - one-way space travel would certainly build character;        if u want to live;        & not self-destruct; the longer u're out there      the more advanced earth technology becomes until one day when u're so far out u can't see the Milky Way, a Space Agent arrives to check up on u  & bring much desired supplies; "What's **** look like now?" "What?" "How much time has passed on earth?" Temporal equation:     the mechanical man speaking in computer code replies: translating light into quanta,    distorting time so the curious prisoner can see in virtual 3D artificial reality; so much time elapsed he can't understand a thing; language purely visual,       people silent; moving    & not moving but drifting in & out,  coming & going;     transient shadows indistinguishable from the    advertising background; back in the comfort of cramped life-support,   wide electronic-data screen windows,    mechanical man implants the virtual reality device all creatures have now;  download completely liberating   the body from mind functioning in its own sphere;         ****** functions taken over by          nanocurcuitry imparting semblance of spacial autonomy, electrified zombies; as one after another pulls his plug.
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Hey you, Mr. Bad Influence, Who the **** do you think you are? Strutting in here with your stupid, too-tight sweater, smug grin and reeking of mary jane's latest perfume. I, for one, am not impressed by your ***** hipster/bad boy/deep and artistic attitude. You're like one really bad habit the world forgot to break. You're a good liar, and an articulate debater, the kind of guy that makes you want to tear out your hair because their very existence is so incredibly perplexing. In the worst ways possible. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. You are junk food. You are addicted to dying and make it annoyingly attractive. You're all, "I don't care what anybody thinks of me." You're all, "Challenge accepted." You're all, "Look at me, I'm talented and smart and totally make it seem like I waste it on unconventional activities and tempt other people to do the same despite the fact that they might not have the skills necessary to pull that **** off." And I know that everybody else probably thinks you are some, great guy but I, refuse to buy into that cool and detached act. Because you, are not some great guy, Mr. Bad Influence. You peer pressured me into falling for your smile. You tricked me into getting caught, red handed, hoping you felt the same. You dare me, every day, to trust you a little more and I am only so strong. I don't do dependancies. But I've thought about taking up smoking just so I can taste you on the exhale, I mean, just so I'll  have something to miss that isn't you, I mean, you're not even trying and I'm already hooked You need a ******* warning label. You are, frustrating and dangerous and toxic enough to stunt my growth; I will never have another day I won't find you in my poems. I wanna miss you right. You are so wrong. You are not some. Great. Guy. Boy. You are everything I never wanted. And yet I find myself here, missing you Before I've even left.
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Jul 6, 2013
Jul 6, 2013 at 11:12 PM UTC
Mr. Bad Influence
Hey you, Mr. Bad Influence, Who the **** do you think you are? Strutting in here with your stupid, too-tight sweater, smug grin and reeking of mary jane's latest perfume. I, for one, am not impressed by your ***** hipster/bad boy/deep and artistic attitude. You're like one really bad habit the world forgot to break. You're a good liar, and an articulate debater, the kind of guy that makes you want to tear out your hair because their very existence is so incredibly perplexing. In the worst ways possible. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. You are junk food. You are addicted to dying and make it annoyingly attractive. You're all, "I don't care what anybody thinks of me." You're all, "Challenge accepted." You're all, "Look at me, I'm talented and smart and totally make it seem like I waste it on unconventional activities and tempt other people to do the same despite the fact that they might not have the skills necessary to pull that **** off." And I know that everybody else probably thinks you are some, great guy but I, refuse to buy into that cool and detached act. Because you, are not some great guy, Mr. Bad Influence. You peer pressured me into falling for your smile. You tricked me into getting caught, red handed, hoping you felt the same. You dare me, every day, to trust you a little more and I am only so strong. I don't do dependancies. But I've thought about taking up smoking just so I can taste you on the exhale, I mean, just so I'll  have something to miss that isn't you, I mean, you're not even trying and I'm already hooked You need a ******* warning label. You are, frustrating and dangerous and toxic enough to stunt my growth; I will never have another day I won't find you in my poems. I wanna miss you right. You are so wrong. You are not some. Great. Guy. Boy. You are everything I never wanted. And yet I find myself here, missing you Before I've even left.
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“You must taste your words before you speak” She said, with the sweetest smile Always consider the feelings of those around you Let them rest on your tongue awhile Do not be so quick to claim your bitter offenses When others behave annoyingly The truth is, you may be being too sensitive She said, looking straight at me There are some who are forceful and opinionated With powerfully strong personalities Do not ever let them mistreat you, protect yourself Using your wisdom of tact, gracefully Some will walk the line between being assertive And overstepping their bounds If you will deal with them using your softest nature The rewards you reap are better, I’ve found *For Linda
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Aug 11, 2010
Aug 11, 2010 at 6:05 PM UTC
Taste Your Words
Chocolate colored Toms, Cool Blue and Navy, too, North Face jacket, give me some individuality I wanna feel ethereal; violently, annoyingly happy. But the sky is as black as lonely cancer without a soul mate; I know what it's like to kiss as you erase her. Hauntingly, melancholic instances ingrained into my gelatin mind and stayed. And the smolder from the brand on my shoulder frayed. I wish I could alter my reflection, but the mirror I've bought, somebody else made.
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Oct 24, 2015
Oct 24, 2015 at 2:21 AM UTC
Chocolate Colored Toms
There aren't many good things to say about mornings A dire lack of coffee And a groggy feeling that stays with you Sometimes throughout the day Telling you how lovely it would just be To find a bed and immerse yourself once again In a dream where things would be better - There aren't many good things to say about mornings The sun bustling through your windows Hitting your face annoyingly with a "Wake up! There are things to do." And you check your phone and the ring it makes Buzzes through your ears and you just want it to stop, stop, sto- There aren't many good things to say about mornings When you wake up to birds which poems say to appreciate But really, you're not in a Disney movie They chirp too much and it hurts your brain, unlike what the poems say And it doesn't help when you wake up to urban noise pollution And you can only wish you didn't have to wake up to this at all To responsibilities, checklists, and a living hell - There aren't many good things to say about mornings But there are indeed a great few What I found out recently, what loving could do To this sleep-deprived heart of mine It seems that coffee, darkness, a lack of birds, and silence Are no longer needed to get me off this bed willingly Because I've found the reason to There aren't many good things to say about mornings But when you realize you're waking up to a reality that holds this great few You begin to see the beauty in tiredness, light, birds, and sounds That you've never seen before until now Because just like how there will always be bad things in life There are good things too Love. Hope. Cookies. Cats. Smiles. Your favourite songs, books, and poems. Your favourite shows. Your favourite poetry site. Your favourite coffee. Your favourite food. Your favourite voice. Your favourite people. Your favourite jokes. Your favourite smile. That certain somebody you're thinking of right now - I know. And it takes waking up to see that. So although there aren't many good things to say about mornings, I suppose...there are enough to get us through next one, don't you think?
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Aug 17, 2020
Aug 17, 2020 at 1:00 AM UTC
Good morning (spoken word)
There aren't many good things to say about mornings A dire lack of coffee And a groggy feeling that stays with you Sometimes throughout the day Telling you how lovely it would just be To find a bed and immerse yourself once again In a dream where things would be better - There aren't many good things to say about mornings The sun bustling through your windows Hitting your face annoyingly with a "Wake up! There are things to do." And you check your phone and the ring it makes Buzzes through your ears and you just want it to stop, stop, sto- There aren't many good things to say about mornings When you wake up to birds which poems say to appreciate But really, you're not in a Disney movie They chirp too much and it hurts your brain, unlike what the poems say And it doesn't help when you wake up to urban noise pollution And you can only wish you didn't have to wake up to this at all To responsibilities, checklists, and a living hell - There aren't many good things to say about mornings But there are indeed a great few What I found out recently, what loving could do To this sleep-deprived heart of mine It seems that coffee, darkness, a lack of birds, and silence Are no longer needed to get me off this bed willingly Because I've found the reason to There aren't many good things to say about mornings But when you realize you're waking up to a reality that holds this great few You begin to see the beauty in tiredness, light, birds, and sounds That you've never seen before until now Because just like how there will always be bad things in life There are good things too Love. Hope. Cookies. Cats. Smiles. Your favourite songs, books, and poems. Your favourite shows. Your favourite poetry site. Your favourite coffee. Your favourite food. Your favourite voice. Your favourite people. Your favourite jokes. Your favourite smile. That certain somebody you're thinking of right now - I know. And it takes waking up to see that. So although there aren't many good things to say about mornings, I suppose...there are enough to get us through next one, don't you think?
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I saw such a thing of beauty near the aisle-- She was shimmering, Her teeth was shining And with that she wore the perfect smile. One day, she wore a white dress. Like an angel in the sky-- Perhaps, she could even make me fly! We were soon to part and-- I couldn't let it pass So I've decided to say, "Hey," Hello to you a thing of beauty. She smiled and laughed at me-- It was annoyingly amazing. It was like a fantasy, fantastic. Her laughter, what a beautiful start. She's lovely, like a sparkling star. I didn't expect much at all-- But from nothing to something; it's a beginning. Days have passed and each day I miss seeing my thing of beauty-- Each day my duty is more adoration for you truly. This thing of beauty that I once could only stare at; Is now somewhat a part of me that they can look at. Once, this thing of beauty called out my eyes. "They are shining, and sparkling!" She said. For I, myself, didn't even realize this so But I wondered, is that such a bad thing though? In that very moment I knew, that maybe the both of us were scared. It was indeed terrifying, but only because it was real. With reality, mistakes are inevitable and to her I may be unbearable. I am to blame for my shortcomings, To win her back, I'd do all sorts of things Mistakes have been made, goodbyes have been told. Hope is what remains --- for this heart that unknowingly complains.
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Jun 5, 2016
Jun 5, 2016 at 5:19 AM UTC
Glistening Goddess
The aliens are coming to put weight on your feet You see I haven't got any social skills, and I haven't got a decent job But still people like preaching to me, and they will relax so annoyingly As if they are really sick of you, or something similar like that It's alright to be normal adults, and do normal Things But it's when you preach, and you seem to have even my folks As cooler people than me, they aren't cool, they don't want to do anything good The only reason they went on a cruise is because I thought of it I am cool, and i have fun everywhere, and I party and relax And take lots of great pictures, yes, that's so cool I seem to have an adult relationship with other people But to my family, I am just a little kid, but I ain't a kid And I feel the aliens are around trying to make my feet feel very tired I see the aliens are biting my feet, and taking the tips of my feet For a little spin, yes I am sitting in my living room Being chewed alive by flesh eating aliens, yes they have abducted me When I go anywhere with my parents, all the cool people talk to my parents As if they are cool, and you can say, they're not, I am cool I don't want people to bash me, or something They think I ain't normal, and I say that's true, I ain't normal I am abnormal, especially when normal is drinking beer And eating more junk food, than you can poke a stick at And also I think normal also to everyone is being stupid And I think that sounds cool as long as it is clean stupid And not going out robbing banks and stealing cars The types of things that aliens force you to be The aliens were getting caught in my body making Me say that I was 323 years old, and I was born on Christmas day And the aliens made me say that 23 times in one day To shop assistants and people down the pub as well as over the web I even said it to close friends, and they got sick of me, yeah Then I said the reason I said it, is if you add my ages together I will be 323 years old, which I didn't say straight away And it confused him a ****** lot, he kept saying Stop saying you're 323 years old Sent from my iPhone
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Sep 8, 2015
Sep 8, 2015 at 9:25 PM UTC
aliens are why you grow old
The aliens are coming to put weight on your feet You see I haven't got any social skills, and I haven't got a decent job But still people like preaching to me, and they will relax so annoyingly As if they are really sick of you, or something similar like that It's alright to be normal adults, and do normal Things But it's when you preach, and you seem to have even my folks As cooler people than me, they aren't cool, they don't want to do anything good The only reason they went on a cruise is because I thought of it I am cool, and i have fun everywhere, and I party and relax And take lots of great pictures, yes, that's so cool I seem to have an adult relationship with other people But to my family, I am just a little kid, but I ain't a kid And I feel the aliens are around trying to make my feet feel very tired I see the aliens are biting my feet, and taking the tips of my feet For a little spin, yes I am sitting in my living room Being chewed alive by flesh eating aliens, yes they have abducted me When I go anywhere with my parents, all the cool people talk to my parents As if they are cool, and you can say, they're not, I am cool I don't want people to bash me, or something They think I ain't normal, and I say that's true, I ain't normal I am abnormal, especially when normal is drinking beer And eating more junk food, than you can poke a stick at And also I think normal also to everyone is being stupid And I think that sounds cool as long as it is clean stupid And not going out robbing banks and stealing cars The types of things that aliens force you to be The aliens were getting caught in my body making Me say that I was 323 years old, and I was born on Christmas day And the aliens made me say that 23 times in one day To shop assistants and people down the pub as well as over the web I even said it to close friends, and they got sick of me, yeah Then I said the reason I said it, is if you add my ages together I will be 323 years old, which I didn't say straight away And it confused him a ****** lot, he kept saying Stop saying you're 323 years old Sent from my iPhone
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trust in the shape of a key, good god how corny is that? satisfactorily nonsensical, a Pharisee phrase, so offal illogical, it borders on the poetically reprehensible who has time to state this stuff, pretend it is worthy of something respectful, work it into a Nobel Prize awarded script, nominated for "really bad **** an ordinary hardware key, brass gleamy, and the squealing grinding noise heard while a blank progenitor is reimagined, so so annoyingly ludicrous in this century of plastic replicators but the noise, comfortably familiar as a sound of things being made run thumb test over the cuts, as if your thumb should know what order the points and bevels, the toothy gap spaces should be, the correct disorderly order of the teeth there are very few locks on a farm; indeed the front door key has not been seen in many a year what's that you ask? ok ok - I get it - in harvest time it is early to bed and earlier to rise, conclude this mystery key, red winter wheat needs laying down, stop your word seeds germinating there may be few locks on a farm, everything rusts so quickly anyway, but stop to comprehend just how many locks the human body employs  - at least 613, maybe many more, and only one master for them all a shiny gleamy thing, strangely, its cuts and grooves seem to spell a word trust go figure 1:05am in the city
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Sep 28, 2017
Sep 28, 2017 at 1:18 AM UTC
trust in the shape of a key
Chaste Love, Youthful but so careful with fear, Of falling too far, To only be stricken with tears. A chaste love, Far and far fetched, Falling quickly for the ideal, But never so quickly for the catch. A boy I had always sought, Never knowing I had sought one at all, Until, like thunder, you came crashing, Tearing, and annoyingly ripping, At all these stone built walls. A boy I had known, A boy I had known to never be the end, A boy, only if I’d known, My heart would always give it’s best to defend. A stupid boy. Dumb in many sorts. Who threw around accusations, And judgement of many sorts. A boy who struck fire, To an often dead and frosted heart, And at many time, Tore it and ripped it quite apart. Stupid boy, who came quite frankly, Stumbling in my world, Who danced on my patience, And laughed when my anger curled. Who understood my indifference, When I did not, Who looked at my inside, When I could not. What stupid boy. That time can’t seem to forget. What stupid boy, That’s place no one can fit. What stupid boy. Whom abandoned the only heart who knew him best. What stupid boy, That brought a broken heart to it’s best. What stupid nights, That poison my once chilled heart, What stupid feelings, That tear and shred this world apart. What stupid man, As you moved on to bigger things, What stupid man, Loosing a love you’ve never seen. What a stupid girl, I’ve quickly become, Surrendering to a heart that’s once again cold, Instead of the heart, That stupid boy ..taught you to become. -K.B
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May 16, 2013
May 16, 2013 at 10:55 PM UTC
A chaste love.
Chaste Love, Youthful but so careful with fear, Of falling too far, To only be stricken with tears. A chaste love, Far and far fetched, Falling quickly for the ideal, But never so quickly for the catch. A boy I had always sought, Never knowing I had sought one at all, Until, like thunder, you came crashing, Tearing, and annoyingly ripping, At all these stone built walls. A boy I had known, A boy I had known to never be the end, A boy, only if I’d known, My heart would always give it’s best to defend. A stupid boy. Dumb in many sorts. Who threw around accusations, And judgement of many sorts. A boy who struck fire, To an often dead and frosted heart, And at many time, Tore it and ripped it quite apart. Stupid boy, who came quite frankly, Stumbling in my world, Who danced on my patience, And laughed when my anger curled. Who understood my indifference, When I did not, Who looked at my inside, When I could not. What stupid boy. That time can’t seem to forget. What stupid boy, That’s place no one can fit. What stupid boy. Whom abandoned the only heart who knew him best. What stupid boy, That brought a broken heart to it’s best. What stupid nights, That poison my once chilled heart, What stupid feelings, That tear and shred this world apart. What stupid man, As you moved on to bigger things, What stupid man, Loosing a love you’ve never seen. What a stupid girl, I’ve quickly become, Surrendering to a heart that’s once again cold, Instead of the heart, That stupid boy ..taught you to become. -K.B
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Mile after mile the endless motorway spews out its metal contortions hum your V6 engine rock with impatience under branded lime-green sun strip protectors brimming with breeders of brooding black BMWs 7-seater convertible prowess gleaming off-roaders go faster striped boy-racers silver slick steamroller Range Rovers revving executive supremacy nestled annoyingly behind a Grand Jeep Cherokee all stop in motion by a pedestrian button for a little old lady with shopping, And me. So many people in so many cars gas guzzling un-muzzled bulldogs drooling to be first the excesses of acceleration the freedom to roam to gloat or to garner well you can all stay in line with the press of a button and a finger like mine Moses in green spandex parts the Metal Sea for a little old lady with shopping, And me.
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Nov 30, 2012
Nov 30, 2012 at 11:15 AM UTC
The Crossing
Missing someone is an irony It makes me sad or annoyingly happy The feeling is sweet yet so bitter The lost moments of one another I remember the day you first held my hand Reliving the moment when we were walking in the sand It felt so good that it almost made me cry I'd never forget that even if I die You are the best thing that ever happened to me Being a complete person that I could ever be Since you came, my life has never been like this You've brought in this place of wonderful bliss I just wanted to let you know That girl, I would never ever let you go Even if it costs me forever I will still hope for us to be together
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Jan 30, 2010
Jan 30, 2010 at 9:31 AM UTC
Ironic Love
I am a mash-up of mishaps, strange facts and movie quotes. A cacophony of cool dancing tin hats, and concerned-looking men, watching in white lab coats. I am the hungry seagull searching for salmon, dodging waves and annoyingly landing on ferry boats. Dropping gifts to the sunbathers by the shore, they never seem to appreciate. Until they do, I will just drop more. I am the spinning cactus made of rock. I am the wealthy, rich millionaire who sleeps in cheap hotels and wears odd socks. You are the last bit of toothpaste you squeeze out of the tube before throwing it away. I haven't brushed my teeth all week. What more can I say? I am the broken toy tossed under the bed. I am the breaking glass, the slamming door, the words misquoted, misused, and more than often misread. I am the one who bites off more than they can chew. I am the one who tries and tries and tries to forget you, but can never quite seem to. I am the one who stays up late sometimes, to ponder, wonder, and write these confused, riddled rhymes. Today is Sunday, and yet it's already tomorrow. In my mind, there is no time: But there is sorrow, and bursts of joy and glimpses of hope and snippets of happiness and times where I cope, but most of the time? Nope. But today is alright.
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May 24, 2015
May 24, 2015 at 6:22 PM UTC
A poem to myself.
What is wrong with me? Am i Too skinny? too fat? Am i too tall? too short? why cant i be happy with me? what is wrong with me? Am i too dumb? annoyingly smart? Do i talk to fast? or prehaps to slow ? am i too loud? or too quiet? Why cant i be happy with me? what i wrong with me? am i too sensitive? am i heartless? am i self-ish? or a little to selfless? am I not silly enough? should i be so jealous? Do i care what people think? Is this really where i wanna Live? Am i stuck with this job or do i love it? Should i have gone to school? Is this the person i shoud be fighting for? Do i need to go to the doctors? Why cant i be happy with me? whats wrong with me? I just cant be happy because of ...me
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Feb 15, 2013
Feb 15, 2013 at 2:37 AM UTC
what is wrong with me?
Bucket List By Harriet-Tecumsah Watt **What's left when it's done No more to cross off with glee No more to choose from** http://hellopoetry.com/poem/648367/bucket-list ~~~~~~~ never write angry, wise counsel for most, but not this holy ****** off poet~person I am your bucket, I am on your list, or I better be, and don't be thinking, my dearest poetess, that you are all done, till we meet in the park, ass-freezing, beneath the Golden Gate Bridge. You, my Hamlet, always questioning and annoyingly annoying keeping me ego-honest, Ergo you are on my the toppiest ten of my numerous bucket list of lists, and I ain't crossing you off, no way, no how. Word-slapping your face, frustrated and infuriated, Watt is left for needy me in a world with no rhymeslut broke, busted, disgusted, life can't  be trusted, so take your disruptive crying poetry, bring to me in NYC, and I'll take you to poetry slams, tango parties, a real Chinatown, blow smoke up your nose, Waltz step on your toes, drink with you in Central Park at five am, visit half a dozen museums, take you to the ballet, and then you can maybe, cross a few to-do's off of our mutual intersections. write poem lines together alternately, hell, even post-modern alternatively, if that is watt it takes to slap the Most Uncommon Sensibity into a woman asking an A+ stupid question you are one of gods most hauntingly lovely gifts to me, and I ain't giving you back, NFW No-red-me-likey-heart for Watt's "I'm All Done Bucket List" poem, just me bucking the trend, just a lightening bolt to send up your sorry-for-me *** and a private, tender, missive. I'll come to you if you feeling blue, but get this straight my Indian chief-girl, no matter where or when, you better have yourself Sequoia tree hugging me, list unchecked, and not till then can we toss, our lists, in the trash bucket they belong in. Am I clear?
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Apr 2, 2014
Apr 2, 2014 at 6:03 PM UTC
Watt's a Bucket List?
Bucket List By Harriet-Tecumsah Watt **What's left when it's done No more to cross off with glee No more to choose from** http://hellopoetry.com/poem/648367/bucket-list ~~~~~~~ never write angry, wise counsel for most, but not this holy ****** off poet~person I am your bucket, I am on your list, or I better be, and don't be thinking, my dearest poetess, that you are all done, till we meet in the park, ass-freezing, beneath the Golden Gate Bridge. You, my Hamlet, always questioning and annoyingly annoying keeping me ego-honest, Ergo you are on my the toppiest ten of my numerous bucket list of lists, and I ain't crossing you off, no way, no how. Word-slapping your face, frustrated and infuriated, Watt is left for needy me in a world with no rhymeslut broke, busted, disgusted, life can't  be trusted, so take your disruptive crying poetry, bring to me in NYC, and I'll take you to poetry slams, tango parties, a real Chinatown, blow smoke up your nose, Waltz step on your toes, drink with you in Central Park at five am, visit half a dozen museums, take you to the ballet, and then you can maybe, cross a few to-do's off of our mutual intersections. write poem lines together alternately, hell, even post-modern alternatively, if that is watt it takes to slap the Most Uncommon Sensibity into a woman asking an A+ stupid question you are one of gods most hauntingly lovely gifts to me, and I ain't giving you back, NFW No-red-me-likey-heart for Watt's "I'm All Done Bucket List" poem, just me bucking the trend, just a lightening bolt to send up your sorry-for-me *** and a private, tender, missive. I'll come to you if you feeling blue, but get this straight my Indian chief-girl, no matter where or when, you better have yourself Sequoia tree hugging me, list unchecked, and not till then can we toss, our lists, in the trash bucket they belong in. Am I clear?
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Some people cast a renewal on themselves And i ponder almost annoyingly if Witches really do exist I guess they do when people only have one thing on their mind all the time Such an empty shell and i don't even want to go inside it Even if you paid me She only cares about her looks and wants nothing to do with any man unless he's loaded He only cares about getting in her pants and off to the next one They act like they're the best thing to happen since we first walked into Mesopotamia I just can't stomach any of it Admit the fact you're going to be just like everyone else when you're dead Sorry, am i putting truth inside your head? This is a vitamin that doesn't taste good Gladly sponsored by me Where are the human beings?
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Aug 2, 2016
Aug 2, 2016 at 12:13 AM UTC
Renewal
I hate nearly everything about you. That stupid dimple next to that stupidly gorgeous smile. Your repulsively silky jet black hair that feels so horribly wonderful between my fingers. From your obnoxiously beautiful deep complexion to your sickeningly dainty hands, I can't stand any of it. I hate the way our bodies fit so perfectly together. That feeling of eternal happiness and comfort when I see you is absolutely revolting. The way you smell so terribly excellent makes me cringe. Why do my hands always seem to search for yours, in some grotesque display of love? But, even though I hate all of these annoyingly beautiful things about you, The fact that I don't know what you think of me is what I hate the most.
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Oct 2, 2013
Oct 2, 2013 at 12:36 AM UTC
Go away, I'm writing angry love poems about you
i'm not sure how to explain the way i love your fingernails or lack there of the way you tug at your shirt collars and walk like you're tough i could tell you how your hair reminds me of cotton candy and how your lips taste just as sweet they way you drink your water so annoyingly and make fun of my "baby feet" i adore the fact that you don't hold my past against me and how you laugh at my absurdities i like how you can't eat chocolate because i eat enough for us both and how i had to teach you to make scrambled eggs over the phone i could list your analogies that make sense but that would be zero and i'm not sure if i dreamed you up so i could call you my personal hero
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Sep 9, 2013
Sep 9, 2013 at 1:06 AM UTC
let's fly away on the wings of my eyeliner
You are the most annoyingly charming person that I have ever had the unfortunate privilege to lay my eyes upon, for your smile turns my world upside down, while also makes me feel the kind of happiness that I, never even knew, existed.
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 8:15 AM UTC
You (i)