I let out plug and
the bath water ran away
So I called the police!!

Peeking over cloud
The sun put its flash on
And now I can't see

I caught a zebra
Looking through Venetian blind
Morning had arrived

I cooked veggie soup
and gave some to Mother Earth
with a gaping mouth

The icy wind is
raging taking its anger
out on the poor trees

Snowflakes on windows
make a nice pattern like a
pretty net curtain

I can hear the wind
howling mad unable to
take a short breather

A little wagtail
hurried along path trying
to warm up it's feet

I love my Chalet
walls a soft grey against a
picture of home time

A Mother's Day pink
balloon shape like a heart dressed
in gold elegant print

My children so kind
All there hearts put together
Making me smile wide

Still floating from last
Sunday because love never
dies it floats always

The heaters give a
small warmth , me and dean had a
lovely big fry up

Mushrooms and omelette
Fried tomatoes and baked beans
Warm toast and coffee

Yes it a cold day
But our little square home gives
us enough happy

The grass has gone white
Maybe daylight as frozen
time upon earths ground

Seagulls fly in sky
Ignoring the nutty winds
I'm glad I'm indoors

where the kettle can
boil and the old cooker
can still cook up food

Even the ocean
is waving crazily , so
I waved back and smiled :)

if you don't smile your
cheeks will drop into your chin
giving you square face

then your end up with
a permanent serious
green hulk frown

your shoulders will fall
into your hips and your legs
into your feet

you will end up all
squashy and walk funny
like a snow penguin

so my advice is
smile everyday be happy
or be all squashy small

In field with sweet
daisies , dancing in the sun
I got drunk on wine

hic hic :)

I had soup today
Tomato flavour to be exact
I asked the sky
Do you want some
The sky replied
No sweetheart
The sun as enough soup
To feed the whole of the day

I hear scratching in
the walls...whoopee little mouse
a free manicure

Going with the flow
Enjoying each day as it comes
I live in today's

Today I'm a ghost
I am wearing a white bed sheet
With two cut out eyes
I looked in mirror
And went woooo
And the mirror
Woooo back at me!
It took me by surprise
And I felt a little confused
So I wooooo again
again and again
And the mirror woooo back at me!
So instead I giggled
I laugh so much I blew
the bed sheet off me
And then I saw me
And I went hi
And the mirror said hi back
I rolled my eyes
And I got a pen
And drawed a big balloon
Filled with tiny stars
Then I put the bed sheet on
And went wooooo again
And the balloon popped
And all the stars
Sprinkled down like glitter
And I smiled
And smiled
And smiled

I love my glasses
Least now I can see the words
But I still can't spell

:)

I'm a cheeseburger
And my best friend is a chip
We make a great meal

O golly gosh
I'm totally cream crackers today
My hair looks like spaghetti
My nose as gone all pointed
My belly ain't smiling
My two ******* now three
My teeth like a vampires
My nails green as grass
My eyes the colour of sunset
My mind is like pasta shells
My hips have got hands
My feet have got elbows
And my head is now my knee
I eat only insects
I have a lizard tongue
My arms are tiny
My *** as disappeared
My eyebrows are smiling
My mole as got ears
But hey! I'm happy :)  


I'm all jumbled up today :))

Tonight I met a
little spider , it was in
my bathroom running

Aww it was so small
I was sweeping up the dust
And then I had a

moment , I thought I
shall sweep it up in dust
pan and brush right now

Then I thought o no
I cannot sweep it up to
end up in a bin

crawling about in
the dark on yesterday's food
all stinky with pong

Instead I let it
run free under a plastic
chess of werid drawers

Aww it was so small
And it was celebrating
springs yellow sunshine

But where is the sun
O it's coming soon , its just
planting its insects

Ain't spring so lovely
I'm so excited to see
a butterfly fly

They smile you know, you
just need to look closely
But you must smile back

Because if you don't
You will miss out on natures
kind gentle cuddles

I miss you dear friend
I wish you would get in touch
I hope you are well

Laughing is so good
It's a lovely medicine
And it taste so nice

In midst of storm
A wagtail walks by leaving
a trail of sunshine

Inqusitive fly
Enjoying glorious light
Of life beyond life

My mind is awake
but my eyes are tired , I
look like a panda :(

I ordered a dress
colour of snowflakes with a
pretty flower hem

Being a big size
I wondered how i would look
wearing a white dress

Its got short sleeves too
Also like two white flowers
blossoming on earth

I asked my Dean for
his advice he said it looked
lovely and I smiled

Now I need new shoes
colour of magnolia
with a wedge heel

But more like a small
kitten heel otherwise I
shall fall upon ground

Dean and our boys need
to go suit shopping for
our big wedding day

But o dear they seem
to be always busy , so we
girls of the house raised

our voices until
they got heard like a disco
of rapping music :)

I need to buy a
nice tan belt to wrap around
pretty white soft dress

To liven up the
colour to jazz it up with
an extra big smile

Tis a nice white dress
I feel like a spring flower
ready for summer

Painting a stair rail
Was a little stressful
I had to make sure
I didn't get any paint runs
Otherwise it would look messy
O I wish my Dean had been here
He would have done this painting
Within a jiffy
But he was working on another job!
But mustn't grumble
Work is work
And I must truly say
I do love painting
It's rather peaceful
Just like fluffy clouds
On a summers day!
Well I've done the top rails
Now I must work my way down
Right to the first step
Oh dear up down up down
That's life for you

I saw a camel
I said 'hello how are you'
But it had the ****!!

I saw a crocodile
I said your make lovely shoes
Then it snapped at me!!