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"whoops" poems
There she goes, dressed in yellow wearing a gaudy red cap. Standing tall, standing proud, high on her shiny black heels. She steps onto that lacquered white floor As the girls around her stifle with silent envy. She leaves her elegant trail everywhere she goes when Whoops! She broke her little heel.
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May 7, 2014
May 7, 2014 at 8:39 AM UTC
Ms. Pencil
Season of sun and sand and sea, Holiday time for you and me. Daylight right ‘til ten o’clock, Don’t forget to wear sun-block. Sitting idly reading Keats, Watching kids with buckets and spades; Sparrows with their frantic tweets, Flying high above the glades. Oh it’s great to be so free, No more snow or ice for me. Even mugginess is okay, So long as it’s warm throughout the day. Swimming in that so cool pool, Sure beats sweating back in school. Summer is my favourite month, Whoops my rhyme-scheme just went Whoomph! Nothing rhymes with month you know, But let’s forget about that snow. Let’s laze instead on lawn or beach, And keep a beer within our reach. Paul Butters
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Aug 15, 2015
Aug 15, 2015 at 9:29 AM UTC
Ode to Summer
Poor dolphin with no fin finn the human come to rescue him attaches new fins now he can swim go back to africa whoops wrong poem
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Sep 9, 2014
Sep 9, 2014 at 8:25 PM UTC
Dolphin
[Intro: Honey ******* You ******* ******* stink Go take a ******* shower Schwag. Asian ******* [Verse 1: Honey ******* ****** I ain't got time for a stupid broad Cause bro I'm 'bout to beat a ***** and probably lose my job **** I'm a bubble Listen, ***** I tell you cool it off Cause acting smart'll get you deaded ***** I rule the spot Now, homie, I ain't ******* down to catch a charge, bro Now her body found the same place she had parked, bro. (Whoops! [x3]) I forgot my ******* ride for me Cause these ******* that drive for me Are these ******* flying for free I gain mine. There's a difference. You remember that Cause I'm always hungry for the **** that I ain't never had This here is baby food and be all like, ***** **** a snack! " See ****** who said I'm crap is asking me to hit 'em back ***** **** that! [Hook x2: Honey ******* Now, I ain't got time for ******** If I ain't getting mine, then that's ******** Why you all up in my face with this ******** Ew. ***** you smell like ******** [Verse 2: Honey ******* Oh, here I go. There they go in this here game again Now these ******* praying they gon' never hear my name again But look, I'm a stay around even although they acting like I can't I don't sleep at all cause it'll always be my time again That means I work hard, homie. I don't play around, dawg Better cut this ******** or your face'll meet the ground, dawg But after all, it's for the haters and the groupies, though Find me at the studio The smart ***** with a stupid flow **** delivery. Got fans who in the dance Now my enemies got plans They just searching for a chance **** friends cause I'm married to the music ***** cause I gained the world and die before I lose it So cool it [Hook x2: Honey ******* Now, I ain't got time for ******** If I ain't getting mine, then that's ******** Why you all up in my face with this ******** Ew. ***** you smell like ******** [Verse 3: Tyga] ***** back, back. Why your *** so flat? Tell your best friend I want that I don't pretend, ***** and I don't act Why you all up in my chat? Telling people that you know him If I lend you all on my back Criss-cross, you wiggedy-wack! (Aghh!) Duplicating my racks Introduce you to my life Yeah, my gold heavy metal You can't rock out on my level Yeah, yeah. That's a red Ferarri And I'm dancing with the devil ***** testing me, you get answers **** a ***** quick fast, like cancer. (Aghh!) (Well, well) Make a ***** rubbin money on my **** till it swell, swell And ya money, money shorter than a elf, elf And I keep cool J's like LL (Hell yeah) I don; t wanna start nuttin' ***** lemme finish All in a ***** net ***** mouth like a dentist (Dennis) Rodman. Come on, come on ***** is you with it, with it? Cause I ain't [Hook x2: Honey ******* Now, I ain't got time for ******** If I ain't getting mine, then that's ******** Why you all up in my face with this ******** Ew. ***** you smell like ********
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Nov 22, 2013
Nov 22, 2013 at 1:05 PM UTC
********
[Intro: Honey ******* You ******* ******* stink Go take a ******* shower Schwag. Asian ******* [Verse 1: Honey ******* ****** I ain't got time for a stupid broad Cause bro I'm 'bout to beat a ***** and probably lose my job **** I'm a bubble Listen, ***** I tell you cool it off Cause acting smart'll get you deaded ***** I rule the spot Now, homie, I ain't ******* down to catch a charge, bro Now her body found the same place she had parked, bro. (Whoops! [x3]) I forgot my ******* ride for me Cause these ******* that drive for me Are these ******* flying for free I gain mine. There's a difference. You remember that Cause I'm always hungry for the **** that I ain't never had This here is baby food and be all like, ***** **** a snack! " See ****** who said I'm crap is asking me to hit 'em back ***** **** that! [Hook x2: Honey ******* Now, I ain't got time for ******** If I ain't getting mine, then that's ******** Why you all up in my face with this ******** Ew. ***** you smell like ******** [Verse 2: Honey ******* Oh, here I go. There they go in this here game again Now these ******* praying they gon' never hear my name again But look, I'm a stay around even although they acting like I can't I don't sleep at all cause it'll always be my time again That means I work hard, homie. I don't play around, dawg Better cut this ******** or your face'll meet the ground, dawg But after all, it's for the haters and the groupies, though Find me at the studio The smart ***** with a stupid flow **** delivery. Got fans who in the dance Now my enemies got plans They just searching for a chance **** friends cause I'm married to the music ***** cause I gained the world and die before I lose it So cool it [Hook x2: Honey ******* Now, I ain't got time for ******** If I ain't getting mine, then that's ******** Why you all up in my face with this ******** Ew. ***** you smell like ******** [Verse 3: Tyga] ***** back, back. Why your *** so flat? Tell your best friend I want that I don't pretend, ***** and I don't act Why you all up in my chat? Telling people that you know him If I lend you all on my back Criss-cross, you wiggedy-wack! (Aghh!) Duplicating my racks Introduce you to my life Yeah, my gold heavy metal You can't rock out on my level Yeah, yeah. That's a red Ferarri And I'm dancing with the devil ***** testing me, you get answers **** a ***** quick fast, like cancer. (Aghh!) (Well, well) Make a ***** rubbin money on my **** till it swell, swell And ya money, money shorter than a elf, elf And I keep cool J's like LL (Hell yeah) I don; t wanna start nuttin' ***** lemme finish All in a ***** net ***** mouth like a dentist (Dennis) Rodman. Come on, come on ***** is you with it, with it? Cause I ain't [Hook x2: Honey ******* Now, I ain't got time for ******** If I ain't getting mine, then that's ******** Why you all up in my face with this ******** Ew. ***** you smell like ********
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July 4th is a Holiday filled with celebration, Complete with BBQs and Fireworks And exclamations of "Happy Independence day" But people seem to fail to add the asterisk at the end The hidden meaning, the fine print, the text between the lines if you will. Because July 4th is not everyones's independence day. July 4th only signifies the independence of a particular group of people A group of people who fought for their freedom, but didn't allow it in their own back yards. When these people were out celebrating their independence, my ancestors, my family, where in fields, working, in houses trying to stay alive My women trying to stay away from their masters ****** them- Whoops, sorry, I meant "Celebrating." So what reason do I have to call July 4th my independence day? If anything, my independence day is December 16th, the ratification of the 13th amendment Or Juneteenth Or January 1st, the day that the emancipation proclamation was ratified. So while everyone else is celebrating the New Year, I think about what else that day has brought Brought about the freedom of a people, my people. Made them citizens, made them real, made them free. Well, kinda free. We've come so far. And of course, I am not trying to blame white people today for what happened in the past, they should not be held accountable for the actions of the people from whom they've descended But instead I want my black brothers and sisters to think, to remember, where we are coming from. So yes, I hope everyone has a happy independence day* Just keep in mind that it's not mine.
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Jul 4, 2016
Jul 4, 2016 at 5:02 PM UTC
Happy Independence Day*
July 4th is a Holiday filled with celebration, Complete with BBQs and Fireworks And exclamations of "Happy Independence day" But people seem to fail to add the asterisk at the end The hidden meaning, the fine print, the text between the lines if you will. Because July 4th is not everyones's independence day. July 4th only signifies the independence of a particular group of people A group of people who fought for their freedom, but didn't allow it in their own back yards. When these people were out celebrating their independence, my ancestors, my family, where in fields, working, in houses trying to stay alive My women trying to stay away from their masters ****** them- Whoops, sorry, I meant "Celebrating." So what reason do I have to call July 4th my independence day? If anything, my independence day is December 16th, the ratification of the 13th amendment Or Juneteenth Or January 1st, the day that the emancipation proclamation was ratified. So while everyone else is celebrating the New Year, I think about what else that day has brought Brought about the freedom of a people, my people. Made them citizens, made them real, made them free. Well, kinda free. We've come so far. And of course, I am not trying to blame white people today for what happened in the past, they should not be held accountable for the actions of the people from whom they've descended But instead I want my black brothers and sisters to think, to remember, where we are coming from. So yes, I hope everyone has a happy independence day* Just keep in mind that it's not mine.
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warthogs for men singing amen i ink my scars with a ball point pen buffalo grass and ****** they want *** but won't die i want *** but it's not me they tell me that I'm pretty i smoke **** in a blazing forest i feel as rubbery as a curious tourist and plenty of coke goes in my nose i bleed headaches, when it rains it snows i'm dreaming of a white christmas, i suppose with my squad when i don't want to feel alone i make lies but can't hide like room raiders i cut up coke for all my haters with a side of oxy tells me that I'm foxy right before he knocks me my brain goes on high alert i can taste my stomach because cake was yesterday's desert i say that we're proxies i take the red pill some like oxys   some like bikini **** some nights aren't so chill some brains are mentally ill but he doesn't like to feel, y'feel tell me if you want a *** flavored banana a broken heart from havana or to drink my coke flavored blood dragging me through the mud   whoops son of sam touch my **** like we're not fam drug me if you want to slam my head off the coffee table i'll choke on fear until i'm not stable i pretend i'm in a fable this can't be real does he not feel break it off and shove it down my throat cut me into pieces make a blood moat oak splinters suffered through winters in my spine find you in jail and you ask if i'm fine i break off rhymes like i break out grams shaking because of a spiked promise i wish i wasn't here i wish i wasn't here sham in the garden of clouds. when you 'fuck' you want people around when i cry, you hear no sound   buffalo grass and ****** they **** off but ask why my box in their face i don't want to be in this place
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 6:32 PM UTC
****
warthogs for men singing amen i ink my scars with a ball point pen buffalo grass and ****** they want *** but won't die i want *** but it's not me they tell me that I'm pretty i smoke **** in a blazing forest i feel as rubbery as a curious tourist and plenty of coke goes in my nose i bleed headaches, when it rains it snows i'm dreaming of a white christmas, i suppose with my squad when i don't want to feel alone i make lies but can't hide like room raiders i cut up coke for all my haters with a side of oxy tells me that I'm foxy right before he knocks me my brain goes on high alert i can taste my stomach because cake was yesterday's desert i say that we're proxies i take the red pill some like oxys   some like bikini **** some nights aren't so chill some brains are mentally ill but he doesn't like to feel, y'feel tell me if you want a *** flavored banana a broken heart from havana or to drink my coke flavored blood dragging me through the mud   whoops son of sam touch my **** like we're not fam drug me if you want to slam my head off the coffee table i'll choke on fear until i'm not stable i pretend i'm in a fable this can't be real does he not feel break it off and shove it down my throat cut me into pieces make a blood moat oak splinters suffered through winters in my spine find you in jail and you ask if i'm fine i break off rhymes like i break out grams shaking because of a spiked promise i wish i wasn't here i wish i wasn't here sham in the garden of clouds. when you 'fuck' you want people around when i cry, you hear no sound   buffalo grass and ****** they **** off but ask why my box in their face i don't want to be in this place
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Wasting my life. Cause my time is so precious, ha! Walking through my room, the stench actually slows progress. You feel it on your skin, it thickens the air, increases drag. They squirm on the floor. I wipe them off my hands and stomach. They might have had dreams, aspirations. How ridiculous they’re just ejaculations. I posses a value for life. But my children here. I don’t feel anything for them, or without them. Time ***** by. Instinct, greed and something else win again. This addiction doesn’t leave track marks, ***** spoons, or empty lighters. But it does leave a stench, and little time. It’s a **** I can’t get rid of. Literally. It’s attached to me, I use it everyday in one way. But **** it. Whoops, phrasing... I mean ***** it, school is in like 6 hours. I feel relieved in one way. Now I have it onboard. A nice big hit, of dopamine. Instantly.
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Feb 20, 2020
Feb 20, 2020 at 10:17 AM UTC
Wasting Kids
On my garden lawn, A croquet field of red ***** Whoops without mallet.
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Oct 17, 2013
Oct 17, 2013 at 8:19 PM UTC
Haiku ( robins )
I know some folks Some new most old Keeping logs swirling It’s a balancing act Lots of plates spinning Whoops! Stretch right! ***** fall Plates crash Notes fall flat Oh! Look over there! Thank you, magicians! TAH-DAH! Take a bow, Sis, bro, boom! You got the room!
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Aug 18, 2018
Aug 18, 2018 at 4:57 AM UTC
MAGIC!
six-inch heels abandoned in lampless corner       grimy pennies embedded in carpet rent's due wedding band girl "fab polka dot frocks" waterfalling past knees        outta place on casino bus destined for rest under Ft. Worth stars now, now    ********* borealis speckled dice true love waits socialite lip balm and bourgeoisie hips compete in bidding war over which black face triggerpulls which black face eyes the ground passerby the red light      the green light all night diner    egg on chin   coffee-stained porcelain   teeth "I forgave, I think. I forget." crowded and paranoid in the left lane    the right lane empty and weak and surrender and soiled underwear in ammonia nursing home children is a word     time is a lie the polka dot and the interstate ain't selling divorce the consequence of acoustic shadows reblog   undo   #sotrue    reblog living through x-ray radiotherapy the dotted gown never the veiny calves or the blush or the eyeliner somewhere in North Texas shawtys are in the club shawtys are backin' it up    shawtys are dropin' it down hit me+hit me+hit me=blackjack mishap the marvel of the wind and of wind turbines cognac decade brides     the epitome of class and natural elegance standing like oil derricks and treated like oil wells so secretive and philanthropic this taxon remains nameless casino turned dance hall   dance hall   skinny ties still a thing this wine is good. is it a merlot?    no.    this is purely recreational for birthdays   for weddings    and Ft. Worth missionaries 10-50 passengers   we've got 53, no 54 #hahahaha #whoops #party who needs unprescribed drugs? me, me (!) decomposing mascara sweat on brow the interstate no longer lit polka dots has got the suicide by Manet pulled up on her iPhone the financial stress   which shudders warm-blooded moms on her lips    every mother a librarian   every mother a swing-pusher but digression    next to bitterness   the lowest sin edging the cultural gateway of the old west miracles in and miracles out of tradition following the slender bends of middle ancient Trinity River children a word   pattycake a game and time   time a lie we left to museum panoramas
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Feb 2, 2013
Feb 2, 2013 at 8:12 PM UTC
on the borderland
six-inch heels abandoned in lampless corner       grimy pennies embedded in carpet rent's due wedding band girl "fab polka dot frocks" waterfalling past knees        outta place on casino bus destined for rest under Ft. Worth stars now, now    ********* borealis speckled dice true love waits socialite lip balm and bourgeoisie hips compete in bidding war over which black face triggerpulls which black face eyes the ground passerby the red light      the green light all night diner    egg on chin   coffee-stained porcelain   teeth "I forgave, I think. I forget." crowded and paranoid in the left lane    the right lane empty and weak and surrender and soiled underwear in ammonia nursing home children is a word     time is a lie the polka dot and the interstate ain't selling divorce the consequence of acoustic shadows reblog   undo   #sotrue    reblog living through x-ray radiotherapy the dotted gown never the veiny calves or the blush or the eyeliner somewhere in North Texas shawtys are in the club shawtys are backin' it up    shawtys are dropin' it down hit me+hit me+hit me=blackjack mishap the marvel of the wind and of wind turbines cognac decade brides     the epitome of class and natural elegance standing like oil derricks and treated like oil wells so secretive and philanthropic this taxon remains nameless casino turned dance hall   dance hall   skinny ties still a thing this wine is good. is it a merlot?    no.    this is purely recreational for birthdays   for weddings    and Ft. Worth missionaries 10-50 passengers   we've got 53, no 54 #hahahaha #whoops #party who needs unprescribed drugs? me, me (!) decomposing mascara sweat on brow the interstate no longer lit polka dots has got the suicide by Manet pulled up on her iPhone the financial stress   which shudders warm-blooded moms on her lips    every mother a librarian   every mother a swing-pusher but digression    next to bitterness   the lowest sin edging the cultural gateway of the old west miracles in and miracles out of tradition following the slender bends of middle ancient Trinity River children a word   pattycake a game and time   time a lie we left to museum panoramas
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She let the tape go— on record one evening for an ordinary hour Five years later, we play it back for laughs after dinner—then as now “Remember how the stove door screeched at the house on Olive Street?” And our voices! Phoeb’s, lighter–tired wrapping the nine’s tables in elastic yawns like flash cards in a rubber band “Phoeb, your pitch changed so— while I turned...” to run water in the tub lamenting the **** of Two in frenetic escape of hands Unruly! Running rebel taunts in Time’s strict face who would not dare disturb her dawns only mine— Roused by the first round of another day’s ring of twelve digits that insist like uniform with apron waiting on ironing board that’s never folded Now the **** of Two cries out Exultant! of success in ***** Then, Oratorio for Soap! The splashy version with endless bubblings of “Rocky Baby!” and obbligato of “Where’s Shampoo?” in jubilant glissadal plunge an octave through vocal whoops! …I had not thought she hardly talked but sang and squealed or whined in tunes Her voice lay open to her soul a roost of piercing humming birds small of words but filled with sweet and want incessant wings and things to say.... How could we have forgotten? “Are these your boots? Your clothes laid out?” From sound and talk, we still can hear frost phantoms in winter window rattles—then as now And Phoebe remarks how one voice didn’t change though— “Still talking to herself” We laugh and let the tape go....
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Feb 4, 2017
Feb 4, 2017 at 12:31 AM UTC
This is -- a Recording
She let the tape go— on record one evening for an ordinary hour Five years later, we play it back for laughs after dinner—then as now “Remember how the stove door screeched at the house on Olive Street?” And our voices! Phoeb’s, lighter–tired wrapping the nine’s tables in elastic yawns like flash cards in a rubber band “Phoeb, your pitch changed so— while I turned...” to run water in the tub lamenting the **** of Two in frenetic escape of hands Unruly! Running rebel taunts in Time’s strict face who would not dare disturb her dawns only mine— Roused by the first round of another day’s ring of twelve digits that insist like uniform with apron waiting on ironing board that’s never folded Now the **** of Two cries out Exultant! of success in ***** Then, Oratorio for Soap! The splashy version with endless bubblings of “Rocky Baby!” and obbligato of “Where’s Shampoo?” in jubilant glissadal plunge an octave through vocal whoops! …I had not thought she hardly talked but sang and squealed or whined in tunes Her voice lay open to her soul a roost of piercing humming birds small of words but filled with sweet and want incessant wings and things to say.... How could we have forgotten? “Are these your boots? Your clothes laid out?” From sound and talk, we still can hear frost phantoms in winter window rattles—then as now And Phoebe remarks how one voice didn’t change though— “Still talking to herself” We laugh and let the tape go....
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You were a friend to the end but the urge to do it finally closed myeyes, when I opened them yourlife had ebbed away. Just silence which cleansed the screams away. I knew what I had to do, I had thetools ready to do those unspeakable things to you, but never worry your not here any more just a cadaver that will soon be in pieces all over my floor. I use my knife cut you from throat to your ******* whoops I just chopped of your meat and veg **** it you don't need them any more. I play with your  ribs blood once warm now cold in my hands. I think of a xylophone as I tap the knifes, dull noises but they sound like musical notes, I smirk and laugh a bit thinking of what you would think, as I play musical notes down on your ribs and laugh some more. I take your heart, it slips on to the  floor, ok mate it slipped from my hands, don't look like that you don't need it anymore. I unravel your intestines as they unravel over the floor, reminds me of spaghetti just needs meat ***** I have played enough, parts of you on me, I tasted part of your liver like Hannibal lecture, I wish I could tell you this but it tastes like horse. I cut patches from your back, parchment a canvas of skin so I draw, blood is my paint as I draw a skull, then a dove you are free like the bird, no pain or fear any more. I feel no regret, you were a friend, but I use your blood for hand print pictures on my wall as I put it on my face on my chest. I write I am the killer and now I am complete the circle of life is complete as I get the knife and move it across then I paint with my blood now across the walls. I feel tired, but I am in a red sea of peace the room once white now red is painted on the walls. I think of what I have done, I cant help who I am no one could have changed me I've done what I have done I'm at peace now slumped on the floor.
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May 27, 2014
May 27, 2014 at 5:22 PM UTC
Killer Instinct
You were a friend to the end but the urge to do it finally closed myeyes, when I opened them yourlife had ebbed away. Just silence which cleansed the screams away. I knew what I had to do, I had thetools ready to do those unspeakable things to you, but never worry your not here any more just a cadaver that will soon be in pieces all over my floor. I use my knife cut you from throat to your ******* whoops I just chopped of your meat and veg **** it you don't need them any more. I play with your  ribs blood once warm now cold in my hands. I think of a xylophone as I tap the knifes, dull noises but they sound like musical notes, I smirk and laugh a bit thinking of what you would think, as I play musical notes down on your ribs and laugh some more. I take your heart, it slips on to the  floor, ok mate it slipped from my hands, don't look like that you don't need it anymore. I unravel your intestines as they unravel over the floor, reminds me of spaghetti just needs meat ***** I have played enough, parts of you on me, I tasted part of your liver like Hannibal lecture, I wish I could tell you this but it tastes like horse. I cut patches from your back, parchment a canvas of skin so I draw, blood is my paint as I draw a skull, then a dove you are free like the bird, no pain or fear any more. I feel no regret, you were a friend, but I use your blood for hand print pictures on my wall as I put it on my face on my chest. I write I am the killer and now I am complete the circle of life is complete as I get the knife and move it across then I paint with my blood now across the walls. I feel tired, but I am in a red sea of peace the room once white now red is painted on the walls. I think of what I have done, I cant help who I am no one could have changed me I've done what I have done I'm at peace now slumped on the floor.
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I'm just gunna hula-hoop right through your loop hole. I'm dating Debbie Downer but I'm bi-curious for Positive Paul. I'm hungry. I'm pissy. Debbie, get back to Betty. & Bake me a cake. I'll go hang out with Paul and his country **** Whoops, I mean Crock. You can just keep bitchin' in the kitchen.
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Apr 12, 2012
Apr 12, 2012 at 2:03 PM UTC
Lol Bi-Curious.
It's housework time again, Should I hit the gin? Time to vac., More dust in the sack, Whoops, missed a bit, This vac gives me the blip, Now it's time for teacups, Job done, ****** it up!
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Jan 19, 2017
Jan 19, 2017 at 7:12 PM UTC
HOUSEWORK!
Eyes meet In the corner coffee stall Flint and tinder All this time Hello there! Scrambling Words all tumble Scintillating Knocking tables Metal legs airborne Clawing madly Un-crisping collars Found you On the garnet cushions Back to life Imagination spinning Staring at me Whoops Having daydreams Once again.
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Oct 5, 2012
Oct 5, 2012 at 4:39 AM UTC
Eyes meet
Brothers! And some sisters too... It’s time! It’s time to step forward And proclaim to the people We love *** We adore *** Don’t be offended It’s just a compliment... I’m an *** man That’s who I am ***** shorts are like Spidey Senses Yoga Pants are letting people know what you haved Sundress Season makes me incoherent I don’t give a **** So many, so little time If you got a big one, you're considered a dime I’m not a rapper But I can rhyme Some call me perverted I call me observant Is that a big crime? When I stand behind her And she grinds on me at the time Don’t trip Y’all do it too Some chicks act like it’s a big taboo It’s really not It's because you’re hot Whoops I forgot, they get told that nonstop But that *** though Make it bounce I want to tap it So juicy So bubbly So yummy On top of that, literally she’s a beauty. Put your hands up like Billy Gunn If you’re like me It’s time To step forward and say I am an *** man
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Apr 26, 2017
Apr 26, 2017 at 6:22 PM UTC
*** Man
Self-confident, you say, is what I need to be, But it's what that caused this catastrophe. Open you're eyes, tell me what you see, Whoops, you messed up, look what you did to me.
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Jan 11, 2017
Jan 11, 2017 at 5:58 AM UTC
Self-confidence, you say?
Let me introduce myself, I’m Paul B. P to the A to the U to the L to the B. You say Paul, I say B. You say Paul, I say… I used to teach English, try to inspire. Least you can say is, I was a trier. Love this rapping: it gets my feet tapping, Even though I ought to be napping. I write poems like a word ejector, Keep away you Grammar Inspector! Jay-Z writes in iambic pentameters, Making out he’s got no parameters. Honey G just copies off him, Oh my God she really is dim. Does her rap like Barbara Windsor, Do you remember Needles and Pins-ah? Me I’m copying off them both, Though it’s only for a laugh. Whoops a daisy that don’t quite rhyme, Another case of Butters Rhyme Crime. Rap is ******* I often say, Though it rhymes the poetic way. That leaves me with one thing to say: You say Paul, I say… Paul Butters © PB 17\10\2016.
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Oct 17, 2016
Oct 17, 2016 at 12:57 PM UTC
Paul B
Hashtag:weirddreams In a dream I looked upon a world like this; The future was here. It was today. It was now and the wings on birds had malted, and the atmosphere was spent. Spent, because currency had proven worthless.   Hashtag:firstworldprobs (piles on top of piles of    washingtonsjeffersonsandgrants    now sat                                             stagnant,    Hashtag:getmoney             devalued over time by the American glutton who had paved our roads with imported plastic, cheap polymers to build empires quickly, since we were so young with so little history so little culture and so little ritual. Hashtag:omgsoboring. We played catch-up by simply investing very little effort, and paying very little respect, With expectations of getting really ******* Big).  Hashtag:sorrynotsorry Which didn’t end up working. Hashtag:whoops And so then we just burned up all that money, quite literally, ignited by the last few drops of oil we could manage to squeeze from Earth’s stones. And its smoke, smelling faintly of our forefathers’ intentions, turned the turbines for our televisions and deep fryers while we sat and felt ourselves getting smaller and smaller. Then I woke up, and realized it was only a dream.   Hashtag:
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Dec 2, 2012
Dec 2, 2012 at 12:13 PM UTC
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WIMBLEDON COMMON Wimbledon common Was always the place to go, Catching the train from Streatham The family all aglow, Sandwiches in a paper bag Thermos in a sack, Plastic sandels and tennis racket Not forgetting the cricket bat. Everyone was skippy The sun high in the sky, Dad had his umbrella But the rain was shy, Jumping from the platform Down a row of steps, Brother took a tumble And that was that. Plasters in a pocket All was mended soon, Finally recovered Felt over the moon, Reached the grassy stretches Whoops mind the dogs, Come away from the lovers They're out for a jog. Find a shiny tree trunk Horizontal on the ground, Four happy people Tuck in to raspberry jam, Now for the thermos Plastic cups ahead, Here come the wasps To eat our jam and bread. Later penguin biscuits And a trip behind the bin, Dad puts out the wickets Let's see who wins, After a quiet session Brother looses his cool, Slings the bat skyward You should see it go, Mother looked upwards Covering her head, Just managed to miss it Landing on the hedge. I went off walking To gather pretty flowers, Dad hid under the paper We had a quiet hour, Clouds gathering slowly The sun going down, What a lovely day in the country We're now homeward bound. In memory and gratitude to my lovely mum and dad Grace and Eric Ayton- Robinson who always did their best. Love Mary **
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Jan 31, 2018
Jan 31, 2018 at 10:47 AM UTC
Wimbledon common
the spiky pavement under our toes running aroind like no one knows our whoops and shouts are getting violent but our true feelings may always stay silent you're thinking only of getting to bed but i look at the stars as you run ahead they hold secrets we'll never see and wishes and loves we hope can be i bring my mind down to look at you and find my feelings all askew for you see, my loyal, beautiful friend im falling in love all over again
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May 1, 2019
May 1, 2019 at 9:57 PM UTC
stars
I seem to have slipped, My mind has missed a beat, For what happened today, Was quite a simple feat. The odd pairs of fandoms Are not spoken of, at best Alas, I love one of them, But should have given it a rest. The pair went into my grade, A short story that I wrote. It was all nice and dandy, Until I almost had a stroke. My teacher saw my ship, And looked at my confusedly. All I knew to do, Was apologize profusely. She didn't quite understand it, But grade still turned out well. Ah well, it's not horrible, But class may now be hell. If you ship an odd couple, Do not let it show, Because fandom and reality are quite different, Trust me--I should know.
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 9:25 PM UTC
Whoops
The Story of Gypsy of Wind dust has dissipated When it rained Gypsy sang With his guitar, which he inherited from his father .. The last farewell song ... As he crosses the Earth Without thinking of a terminal to reach ... A fugitive from modernity. From every paved road .. Of all the twinkling constellations .. From the noise of cities .. From the gloom of government buildings. The gypsy diverges, Evading sandy roads. He meets the boys of the villages .. He sings and they dance.. He passes near the peasant women with red hair covers. He plays love tunes for them. Until their cheeks flush ... He meets the shepherds ... and avoids them ... he receives the wide plains With bright eyes And on his back He hung up his guitar, which he inherited from his father. ..... The gypsy meets the girl of his dreams. But he leaves her to continue trekking. Gypsy knows no boundaries .. He does not know what warm rooms mean. He does not know what daily work means. He does not know what school means .. Because he does not want to learn .. Rather, he should live on the road. .... The gypsy has no identity papers. But he does not know what the meaning of stained papers and seals. The gypsy does not know power .. when he meets the mayor of the village he Whoops: Why do they obey you when they are free .. The gypsy knows no hunger .. Because he eats anything in nature. Flowers and butterflies .. Rivers mud ... Then he pulls his guitar from his back. And he goes on trekking He plays a song that tells about a dream With the warmth of a beautiful woman's chest. Gypsy travels after the spring. as if he tied with a rope.. He does not like winter .. He does not like summer .. He does not like autumn .. Like birds in the sky .. Gipsy follows the scent of silt and nectar. He points with his finger to the distant horizon: - It rained there.. He plays a rain song ... ..... What do you have, gypsy? The bar girl asks him In transit hours standing He says: What do you mean by the word "you have"? The gypsy has nothing .. Because he has everything. He has his freedom .. A girl spends a night with him Then she expels him from her arms in the morning So he takes up his guitar And he sings in tears over his broken heart. Passing through plains and mountains .. To where he does not know .... Truck drivers meet him They offer to get him to where he wants.. But he refuses .. He doesn't want to miss a moment without being in the heart of nature ... Sings Consuming time with his guitar His guitar, which he inherited from his father .. His father who does not know him ... But what his mother told him before her death when they were traveling on the way .. He buries her .. And he prays for her soul.. Without knowing which god he is praying to.. He smiles .. And he goes on its eternal journey ..... When crossing forests.. He is surrounded by hyenas. He pulls his guitar and sings. The hyenas watched him in amazement. they remain amazed as they snaps his flesh.. And he is still singing Playing his guitar His guitar, which he inherited from his father .. His father who never knew him ..
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Aug 28, 2020
Aug 28, 2020 at 2:06 PM UTC
The Story of Gypsy of Wind
The Story of Gypsy of Wind dust has dissipated When it rained Gypsy sang With his guitar, which he inherited from his father .. The last farewell song ... As he crosses the Earth Without thinking of a terminal to reach ... A fugitive from modernity. From every paved road .. Of all the twinkling constellations .. From the noise of cities .. From the gloom of government buildings. The gypsy diverges, Evading sandy roads. He meets the boys of the villages .. He sings and they dance.. He passes near the peasant women with red hair covers. He plays love tunes for them. Until their cheeks flush ... He meets the shepherds ... and avoids them ... he receives the wide plains With bright eyes And on his back He hung up his guitar, which he inherited from his father. ..... The gypsy meets the girl of his dreams. But he leaves her to continue trekking. Gypsy knows no boundaries .. He does not know what warm rooms mean. He does not know what daily work means. He does not know what school means .. Because he does not want to learn .. Rather, he should live on the road. .... The gypsy has no identity papers. But he does not know what the meaning of stained papers and seals. The gypsy does not know power .. when he meets the mayor of the village he Whoops: Why do they obey you when they are free .. The gypsy knows no hunger .. Because he eats anything in nature. Flowers and butterflies .. Rivers mud ... Then he pulls his guitar from his back. And he goes on trekking He plays a song that tells about a dream With the warmth of a beautiful woman's chest. Gypsy travels after the spring. as if he tied with a rope.. He does not like winter .. He does not like summer .. He does not like autumn .. Like birds in the sky .. Gipsy follows the scent of silt and nectar. He points with his finger to the distant horizon: - It rained there.. He plays a rain song ... ..... What do you have, gypsy? The bar girl asks him In transit hours standing He says: What do you mean by the word "you have"? The gypsy has nothing .. Because he has everything. He has his freedom .. A girl spends a night with him Then she expels him from her arms in the morning So he takes up his guitar And he sings in tears over his broken heart. Passing through plains and mountains .. To where he does not know .... Truck drivers meet him They offer to get him to where he wants.. But he refuses .. He doesn't want to miss a moment without being in the heart of nature ... Sings Consuming time with his guitar His guitar, which he inherited from his father .. His father who does not know him ... But what his mother told him before her death when they were traveling on the way .. He buries her .. And he prays for her soul.. Without knowing which god he is praying to.. He smiles .. And he goes on its eternal journey ..... When crossing forests.. He is surrounded by hyenas. He pulls his guitar and sings. The hyenas watched him in amazement. they remain amazed as they snaps his flesh.. And he is still singing Playing his guitar His guitar, which he inherited from his father .. His father who never knew him ..
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sometimes I think there might not be a tomorrow so my time can't be wasted in any established institution. whoops, there I go, wasting.   whoops, there goes the future. band together,weird brothers. a half assed attempt from one of us equates to a hundred ten percent from one of the others. but what difference would it make? there's like, a hundred million of them & only one of me. we're already snuffed out by the numbers. so we throw ourselves off track; it's some what hypocritical - but hey - at least we're following our hearts or whatever ***** we think is the most vital. simple existence is the biggest shame. for the love of god. you'll rot if you stay for the spindle, drilling yer spiel & teething on the tiers, stagnating in the famous cesspools of shalott. settle in, ferment to liquidity. Imma just watch yall waiting for the day your stocking feet curl up & die beneath the mortgage, leaving the zirconia slippers of a dream seeing red. be clean be neat be nice be right be alive & smile but not too much. that's the tell to tell em something's up, the specimen are not disrupted or adapting to challenge of being ****** with these conditions. they appear to be happy. too happy. something's missing.
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May 13, 2015
May 13, 2015 at 11:39 PM UTC
Calledge
To be a woman: To be a woman is to bleed. From between our legs, as young as nine, when the only worry in our young minds should be about scraped knees from riding bikes and scooters, the visceral meaning of womanhood begins to leak through the soft cotton amour of childhood. The impending doom of what could be warded off by a child's imagination has cracked and no longer can be repaired. This is the fate of a woman. From that day we bleed. Shoving gauze of soft smiles and politeness into bullet holes bore into our bodies by men. Anything to stop the bleeding and remain a fragment of the person we once were. We’re blithe in the presence of grown men that become aroused to the notion of humiliating us. We try to feign ignorance and keep a straight face in times of turbulence to maintain modesty. Our nails embedded into our palms, we bleed. And a storm has formed. Through the storm we seek the same refugee we watched our mothers seek. Always thinking that the outcome will be different. This one is not the same. We’re not our mothers. Our love is different. It’s respected. It’s mutual… as long as you’re the one doing the laundry and the cooking and the cleaning and you pay your half and you look after the child that you nearly bled out for.   Nurturing, tending, cooking and cleaning and ‘whoops’ watch the knife… bleeding. Always bleeding. It’s equal love though, isn’t it? It’s what you wanted, right? When you bore two children and you’re raising three, that’s what you wanted. That’s what you bled for. That’s what you bled for? Who has he bled for? He walks into the kitchen, boots scuffing the linoleum on the way. Dumping the scrapped leftovers of love you gave him in the early out of the morning into the trash and tossing the containers into the sink. He pats the heads of the people he pretends make him whole and goes to the shower to rinse off the 10 hour shift of hard labor that didn't involve his family. You don’t expect a kiss at this point because you learned that asking for what you deserve could come with a broken orbital socket. So you let your heart bleed. You bleed it into your kids. You let them know that they are loved. You pretend that everything is okay. You go to work, you come home, you bleed and you bleed and you bleed. Hopeful that your daughter doesn’t see.
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Mar 8, 2025
Mar 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM UTC
To Be A Woman
To be a woman: To be a woman is to bleed. From between our legs, as young as nine, when the only worry in our young minds should be about scraped knees from riding bikes and scooters, the visceral meaning of womanhood begins to leak through the soft cotton amour of childhood. The impending doom of what could be warded off by a child's imagination has cracked and no longer can be repaired. This is the fate of a woman. From that day we bleed. Shoving gauze of soft smiles and politeness into bullet holes bore into our bodies by men. Anything to stop the bleeding and remain a fragment of the person we once were. We’re blithe in the presence of grown men that become aroused to the notion of humiliating us. We try to feign ignorance and keep a straight face in times of turbulence to maintain modesty. Our nails embedded into our palms, we bleed. And a storm has formed. Through the storm we seek the same refugee we watched our mothers seek. Always thinking that the outcome will be different. This one is not the same. We’re not our mothers. Our love is different. It’s respected. It’s mutual… as long as you’re the one doing the laundry and the cooking and the cleaning and you pay your half and you look after the child that you nearly bled out for.   Nurturing, tending, cooking and cleaning and ‘whoops’ watch the knife… bleeding. Always bleeding. It’s equal love though, isn’t it? It’s what you wanted, right? When you bore two children and you’re raising three, that’s what you wanted. That’s what you bled for. That’s what you bled for? Who has he bled for? He walks into the kitchen, boots scuffing the linoleum on the way. Dumping the scrapped leftovers of love you gave him in the early out of the morning into the trash and tossing the containers into the sink. He pats the heads of the people he pretends make him whole and goes to the shower to rinse off the 10 hour shift of hard labor that didn't involve his family. You don’t expect a kiss at this point because you learned that asking for what you deserve could come with a broken orbital socket. So you let your heart bleed. You bleed it into your kids. You let them know that they are loved. You pretend that everything is okay. You go to work, you come home, you bleed and you bleed and you bleed. Hopeful that your daughter doesn’t see.
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