Part of my throat just fell out.
A bit from the back, I have no doubt.
Been feeling something bad down there.
When it fell out, it made me swear.

Put it quickly down the loo.
What the hell else can I do?
A ****** great big lump of me.
Nearly choked, spat my tea"

A cough of blood, a messy splat.
Yes pointy finger, I'm a Welsh ****!
Now just a little blood and stuff,
" Ok body, I've had enough."

I've cut and broke and bled so much,
What next, a piece falls of my crutch?
Reckon singing tore it out.
That last rendition made me shout!

But I will admit that I do fret,
My throat shouldn't go down the toilet.