#joke poems on Hello Poetry

Brandon Conway Aug 2018

I ran three miles
for the first time, she was fast
just not fast enough

#haiku #joke #running #fast #run #three #miles

Brandon Conway Jul 2018

The names scribbled on the walls
With numbers underneath inside the stalls
For a good time call
Maybe it’s my own fault
That I’m alone
Not a friend on the end of a joke
Nor an enemy on the verge of revenge
Maybe I should just stencil in
My own name and number
Just to find a friend

#lonely #loneliness #friend #friends #revenge #joke #bathroom #stall

Geanna Jun 2018

Jane Doe

No one is here

It's empty, she said
It's cold, she whispered
It's dark, she thought

"Forever alone" they laughed
"Forever alone" she cried

She's a viral joke yet to be said
She's a mystery yet to be solved
She's a safe yet to be discoverd

She is Jane Doe

~ G.P.O

#empty #cold #dark #foreveralone #joke #mystery #discovered #lonely

Bragi Jun 2018

Take-Away i

I’m gonna get a Chinese.
Take away that takes me away
Small pleasures that sooth my heart

              Special Chow mein
           Special fried rice
        Not so special prawn crackers
But still special to me.

                                 Reminding me of when
I was a boy and I’d scoop up joy in a little edible bowl and glow as the taste hit me as hard as you did when you said you couldn’t give what I gave you back.

                                                            Well I’m
gonna get a chinese tonight, so how about
that.

#love #heartbreak #life #sad #funny #depression #feelings #thoughts #joke #alone

Fireflies Jun 2018

"She deserved it"

He touched her
This random stranger
His rough hands slid up her bare thigh
He wandered higher causing his desire to amplify
She gasped and shuddered
His words making her feel more revolted
She pushed and she ran
Picking her burqa up with her hand
They turned and the spoke
All these women who saw everything as a joke
"She deserved it" one said
For what she was wearing proved just that.

A girl gets ***** and the fault often falls on her. " She was dressed like a ****, she deserved it." No she did not that is not how **** works, people need to learn before accusing the victim.

#**** #revolt #burqa #shudder #disgust #joke #women

Alicia Allen Jun 2018

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Life has a way of making fools of even the smartest mind and love is its greatest weapon.
life has a way of teaching us the lessons we try hardest not to learn and even when we see the hit coming from a mile away, it still hurts like a motherfkr on impact.
hit one: being in love with someone you know sooner or later will replace you.
hit two: praying for that one in a million chance to move up from side chick to main *****.
hit three: knowing this side chick **** is hard while being the **** of life's biggest joke, thinking I'm in love.

#bitter #delusion #fool #joke #life #love #laugh #mockery #lesson #learning

Ian Jun 2018

Haiku.

Haiku's are simple,
Succinct language and meaning,
With powerful truths.

#haiku #joke #ramblings #banter