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"kayak" poems
“Moby ****  Herman Melville <•> ~for the lost at sea~ after a year of saltwater absence and abstinence, return to the island caught between two land forks surrounded by river-heading flows bound for the ocean great joining the Atlantic welcomes the fresh water fools, bringing with them hopefully, but hopeless gifts of obeisances, peace-offerings endeavoring to keep their infinite souls sea accepts them then drowns the warm newcomers in the unaccustomed deep cold salinity, which sometimes erodes sometimes preserving their former freshwater cold originality I’m called to depart my beach shoreline  unarmed, no kayak, sunfish or glass bottomed boat needed, walk on water and my toes, ten eyes to see the bottom, no depth perception limitation, reading the floor’s topography, millions of minion’s stories infinite, many Munch screaming god’s foot, heavy upon my shoulders, a daytime travel guide, hired for me, not a friendly travel companion,  nope, God a pusher showing off a drug called deep water salvation, designated for the masses, can handle large parties my in-camera brain  eyes, record everything for playback - the lost and unburied, bone crossword puzzles walk shore to ship, on soles to souls, is this my new-summer nature welcome back greeting? puzzled at the awesomeness of vastness, conclude this clarification for me of the occluded-deep, is a stern reminder of my insignificant existence, my requirement to walk humbly, spare my sin of vanity, and forgive my trespasses upon the lives of others perhaps then the infinite of my soul perchance restored, older visions clarified and future poems will write themselves and sea to it my predecessors be better remembered Memorial Day 2018
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May 28, 2018
May 28, 2018 at 11:53 AM UTC
“the sea... jeeringly...drowned the infinite of his soul...to wondrous depths...he saw God’s foot upon the treadle of the loom and spake it”
“Moby ****  Herman Melville <•> ~for the lost at sea~ after a year of saltwater absence and abstinence, return to the island caught between two land forks surrounded by river-heading flows bound for the ocean great joining the Atlantic welcomes the fresh water fools, bringing with them hopefully, but hopeless gifts of obeisances, peace-offerings endeavoring to keep their infinite souls sea accepts them then drowns the warm newcomers in the unaccustomed deep cold salinity, which sometimes erodes sometimes preserving their former freshwater cold originality I’m called to depart my beach shoreline  unarmed, no kayak, sunfish or glass bottomed boat needed, walk on water and my toes, ten eyes to see the bottom, no depth perception limitation, reading the floor’s topography, millions of minion’s stories infinite, many Munch screaming god’s foot, heavy upon my shoulders, a daytime travel guide, hired for me, not a friendly travel companion,  nope, God a pusher showing off a drug called deep water salvation, designated for the masses, can handle large parties my in-camera brain  eyes, record everything for playback - the lost and unburied, bone crossword puzzles walk shore to ship, on soles to souls, is this my new-summer nature welcome back greeting? puzzled at the awesomeness of vastness, conclude this clarification for me of the occluded-deep, is a stern reminder of my insignificant existence, my requirement to walk humbly, spare my sin of vanity, and forgive my trespasses upon the lives of others perhaps then the infinite of my soul perchance restored, older visions clarified and future poems will write themselves and sea to it my predecessors be better remembered Memorial Day 2018
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Gua sama sekali gak maksudbuat ngejelekin, ngejatuhin cowo gua yang sekarang  gua punya cerita yang mungkin lu semua pernah ngadapin dengan kejadia yang sama gua punya cowo, asli gua sayang banget sama dia, gua pengen ngebahagia in dia kayak gua pengen ngebahagian keluarga gua. Tapi, ada banyak hal yang selalu buat gua ragu sama dia. 1. dia gak pernah sms ato nelponin gua duluan alesan tidur. 2. gak pernah bilang sayang sama gua, kecuali waktu nembak 3. kalo di ajakin alesan nya segudang, mungkin penuh kali tu gudang  pasti lu semua punya pikiran kalo dia Cuma mainin gua, ato pun gak sayang sama gua? tapi biarpun dia kayak gitu, gak tau kenapa gua tetep aja sayang. Gua ikut aturan dia, gua ikut apa maunuya dia. Pokoknya semua maunya dia gua jabanin deh  karena ada satu hal di diri dia yang sulit banget gua lupain selama ini adalah KENYAMANAN kalo dideket dia. Padahal yah, gua punya seseorang yang jelas.jelas sayang sa,ma gua, bias ngasih apa aja yang gua mau, yang bias ngebahagia in gua dengan semua hal yang dia punya, dia adalah mantan gua yang pacaran sama gua 2 tahun lebih. gua udah banyak ngelewatin hari sama dia, susah maupun senang, dia mungkin satu.satu cowo yang paling ngerti siapa gua. cowo yang paling care sama gua, pokok nya cowo yang paling sempurna deh dia  meskipun kayak gitu tetep aja gua gak bisa boongin ati mgua sendiri, pacaran sama dia tapi inget orang lain buat apa coba? lagian gua harus nurut apa kata orang tua gua gak boleh pacaran sama dia, toh gua gak bias ngelawan. *buat kamu cowo yang jadi pacar aku : please donk sayang, jangan cuek sama aku. jangan suka banyak alesan, aku tuh sayang banget sama kamu. coba deh kamu yang ngertiin aku sekali.kali jangan akunya terus donk  *buat kamu cowo yang aku sakitin : maapin aku udah nyakitin kaamu, semoga diluar sana kamu bakal ketemu cewe yang syang banget sama kamu. maapin aku  #sekarang gua Cuma pengen satu hal yaitu lepas dari kedua.duanya. gua mau orang baaru, tapi gua takut tuk memulai itu semua  sangat.sangat btakut
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Apr 19, 2012
Apr 19, 2012 at 5:16 AM UTC
curhatan gua
Gua sama sekali gak maksudbuat ngejelekin, ngejatuhin cowo gua yang sekarang  gua punya cerita yang mungkin lu semua pernah ngadapin dengan kejadia yang sama gua punya cowo, asli gua sayang banget sama dia, gua pengen ngebahagia in dia kayak gua pengen ngebahagian keluarga gua. Tapi, ada banyak hal yang selalu buat gua ragu sama dia. 1. dia gak pernah sms ato nelponin gua duluan alesan tidur. 2. gak pernah bilang sayang sama gua, kecuali waktu nembak 3. kalo di ajakin alesan nya segudang, mungkin penuh kali tu gudang  pasti lu semua punya pikiran kalo dia Cuma mainin gua, ato pun gak sayang sama gua? tapi biarpun dia kayak gitu, gak tau kenapa gua tetep aja sayang. Gua ikut aturan dia, gua ikut apa maunuya dia. Pokoknya semua maunya dia gua jabanin deh  karena ada satu hal di diri dia yang sulit banget gua lupain selama ini adalah KENYAMANAN kalo dideket dia. Padahal yah, gua punya seseorang yang jelas.jelas sayang sa,ma gua, bias ngasih apa aja yang gua mau, yang bias ngebahagia in gua dengan semua hal yang dia punya, dia adalah mantan gua yang pacaran sama gua 2 tahun lebih. gua udah banyak ngelewatin hari sama dia, susah maupun senang, dia mungkin satu.satu cowo yang paling ngerti siapa gua. cowo yang paling care sama gua, pokok nya cowo yang paling sempurna deh dia  meskipun kayak gitu tetep aja gua gak bisa boongin ati mgua sendiri, pacaran sama dia tapi inget orang lain buat apa coba? lagian gua harus nurut apa kata orang tua gua gak boleh pacaran sama dia, toh gua gak bias ngelawan. *buat kamu cowo yang jadi pacar aku : please donk sayang, jangan cuek sama aku. jangan suka banyak alesan, aku tuh sayang banget sama kamu. coba deh kamu yang ngertiin aku sekali.kali jangan akunya terus donk  *buat kamu cowo yang aku sakitin : maapin aku udah nyakitin kaamu, semoga diluar sana kamu bakal ketemu cewe yang syang banget sama kamu. maapin aku  #sekarang gua Cuma pengen satu hal yaitu lepas dari kedua.duanya. gua mau orang baaru, tapi gua takut tuk memulai itu semua  sangat.sangat btakut
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Bouncing down the tall stairs Hazel eyes and short blonde hair Daughter, the first of two She looked up to you Mama’s girl was so small Not like her dad at all Daddy liked to fish, hunt and hike Kayak, canoe and mountain bike She liked all the little girl things Barbies, crayons and trampolines Today I sit in your old kayak and gear And think about us as if you were still here I wish we could do all these things together Now we’re the same, but you never got better In and out of hospitals all the time Still we all thought that you would be just fine No answers, no cure and little treatment But you had hope in the discouragement Time has passed and you’ve been missed greatly I realize now just how much you gave me Your stubbornness, determination and drive Your deep love and passion of all things outside Dad, so many things we could do I want to be back there with you On the water with that kayak But nothing will bring those days back So many things you’ll miss Stories of my first kiss Frightening my prom date Seeing me graduate Walking me down the aisle Tearing up all the while Dad, you are loved and you are missed.
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Jul 23, 2014
Jul 23, 2014 at 4:28 PM UTC
Words Emerged from that Old Kayak
Frigid winds whip across icy tundra chunks of ice colliding as the kayak moves slowly on under a midnight sun which illuminates the water for all of the day and all of the night they kayak
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Dec 7, 2013
Dec 7, 2013 at 10:07 PM UTC
The Arctic Journey
Emotional abandonment of the Self by the Self is the greatest DECEIT of all. Becoming your own personal JUDAS, just because it's morally: SAFE? ACCEPTED? PROTECTIVE? What a **** way to kayak your way through life's never ending **** SHOW, starring YOU the **** PUPPET. Full of fear, full of **** Forcing yourself to FEEL or BE anyone but yourself is a fast train to CHRONIC SPIRITUAL CONSTIPATION. baaa baaa
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 3:21 PM UTC
Forcing Your Feelings **** River - An Ode To Mr. Lahey)
My face tells me nothing. Not nothing but nothing useful, the complications of ageing humorously but not how to avoid injury. Permanent injury is a now popular cliché. At this age any injury could result in pneumonia, pain in bitterness for your peers, your jury. What a headache I have! And never forget injury provokes at best only pity. Friends are merely friendly, they belong to the majority. They forget your name and so should you, who are you? Even you don't know for sure. In relation to community, no change was noted in       the registry. Still, man's mercy, economy's ecology, there's some joy in being small, some joy in staying strong, and keeping death before you without perjury. Unsafe to run the wind. A big stick might hit your head. Then the hip and heart and head will hurt, all three. Un- fortunately. I like a strong wind. Dangerous to go out in. As a fire or flood. I like the way we are at risk, not a risk-averse weasel. A carnivore, very hungry. Pay money, take chances. Yo's an elegant contraction of you. Cool. Message from street to board: mongrels rule. Democracy or tyranny. Scared to die? Why? Take appropriate measures, descend through meditation. Be empty, rest. And to your friends and sons be as gravity. Tired of death. It's what it is. Let's play sports, have *** kayak to the huckleberries, fish for marvelous fish, live a wonderful life, give generously. Done blowing, O wild wind? Not yet? So be it. I lay my head in your felt hands. The motion of the branches, evolutionary branches,       are my guarantee. That's all folks, 7:30. The sky is clear, the crows are out. The clouds are with my mood commensurate. I should shout, having lived prodigiously.
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Aug 11, 2015
Aug 11, 2015 at 10:38 AM UTC
Injury
My face tells me nothing. Not nothing but nothing useful, the complications of ageing humorously but not how to avoid injury. Permanent injury is a now popular cliché. At this age any injury could result in pneumonia, pain in bitterness for your peers, your jury. What a headache I have! And never forget injury provokes at best only pity. Friends are merely friendly, they belong to the majority. They forget your name and so should you, who are you? Even you don't know for sure. In relation to community, no change was noted in       the registry. Still, man's mercy, economy's ecology, there's some joy in being small, some joy in staying strong, and keeping death before you without perjury. Unsafe to run the wind. A big stick might hit your head. Then the hip and heart and head will hurt, all three. Un- fortunately. I like a strong wind. Dangerous to go out in. As a fire or flood. I like the way we are at risk, not a risk-averse weasel. A carnivore, very hungry. Pay money, take chances. Yo's an elegant contraction of you. Cool. Message from street to board: mongrels rule. Democracy or tyranny. Scared to die? Why? Take appropriate measures, descend through meditation. Be empty, rest. And to your friends and sons be as gravity. Tired of death. It's what it is. Let's play sports, have *** kayak to the huckleberries, fish for marvelous fish, live a wonderful life, give generously. Done blowing, O wild wind? Not yet? So be it. I lay my head in your felt hands. The motion of the branches, evolutionary branches,       are my guarantee. That's all folks, 7:30. The sky is clear, the crows are out. The clouds are with my mood commensurate. I should shout, having lived prodigiously.
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glowing waters, tranquil as though the ocean were holding its breath and yet breathing in and out, in and out rhythmic, an inexorable drum an explosion of ripples as I drop the kayak in, the disturbances swallowed by marsh grass, waving in protest murmuring to be still, stay still. I shift in my seat, heartbeat in my ears, loud breathing scared of being swallowed, lost to depths where darkness clung – yet hardly imaginable in this world of dripping sunlight. dip the paddle in, tasting the waters right, left, right, left cautious, careful, clumsy at first splashes of droplets as I pick up the pace, salt on my tongue, tasting the burn. the pull and tug of muscle against the world, a silent war the ocean protesting futilely, but surrendering to the kayak with a creaking moan as I shoot through the water like an arrow, splitting the curling, white-crested sea. the wind picks at my braid and throws it to the past with a lingering sigh my paddles cutting through that glossy mirror of cloud and sunshine shards of brilliantly stained glass.
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Sep 11, 2011
Sep 11, 2011 at 10:38 PM UTC
Learning to Kayak
It's been cold this summer, I'm inside this delicate house more than I'd like to be, Watching through the glass window - nature is a moving picture, in my backyard the lake shimmers -folding with the wind, The gray clouds are often brighter than I expect of them, The water rises to my lawn at times, A swan swims through it, Her nose always looks so congested - eating the grass or the worms and possibly the small bits of wood from my fireplace, She's heavy and light-footed and those eyes are pitch black - wings absolutely white, I remember the day you went into the middle of my lake, The kayak ripped through as your paddle skimmed the surface, The prized fight with that swan you were so beset on, no doubt you were better for the job, My canoe right beside yours, Maybe I saw her fly through the middle - Her wings wider than anything you could have possibly expected, Or maybe she broke your neck with her crest, Then again, Could you have flown away together?
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May 16, 2010
May 16, 2010 at 6:34 PM UTC
Happily-er Ever After
Awal malam lewat sarapan     Lewat pagi mengawal diri Kata bujang tiada harapan     Namun cinta cuma mencuri Kayak ikan, sambal ditumis     Tebang kaktus tetap berduri Sakit hati, pria berkumis     Minah KL mana peduli
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Feb 2, 2023
Feb 2, 2023 at 5:19 PM UTC
Pikiran Subuh
Abundant With Life The River Stretches Its Body, Bending And Winding Around The Earth's ***** Cormorants Swim Happily-Their Wings Tucked, Diving Into The Clear Water As My Warming Soul Embeds Itself Into The Folds Upon Her Surface, Fish Swim In Schools Among The Weeds While Gators Quietly Lurk In The Darkened Shadows, Herons Stare Deep Into The River; Spying A Meal, I Felt So Alive, So Free Over The Turqouise Water, Jungle Like Trees Waved To Me As I Floated By, Kayaking Really Soothes The Soul, I Realized Lifting My Paddle Out Of The Water Then Back In, Maliable The Water Beneath Me Swirled Between, Nothingness, And Nobody, Here And Now, Old And Ancient, Spiraling Where Secrets Are Kept, Plunging Into Her A Slight Drizzle Disturbed The Quiet Calm That Lapped Upon Her Cheeks As The Rain Grew Heavier, While The Sky Broke In Two, Silent My Kayak Drifted, Following The Currents, Tugging Me Through The Almost Blinding Rains, Under The Rolling Droplets My Skin Grew Cold, Vibrance Of The Water Below Then Warmed My Core, While I Drifted Back To Shore I Awaited For The Xenophobic World To Come Back Into My Life, Yelling Loud To The Heavens My Soul Spoke Of A Wish, Zealous The World Should Be, Great Spirit, Take Them To The River
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Jul 3, 2013
Jul 3, 2013 at 3:19 PM UTC
Kayaks In The River (A-Z)
My stress quivers as it’s whisked away by the sweet-tempered wind. The sun’s soothing hands reach out to brush their fingertips upon my face And I fulfill their wish again as my smile thoughtfully reveals itself from its dingy place. The kayak propels through the turquoise water Forced forward by the strength of physical power With every stroke Every slap and splash My mind is freed of its routine thoughts Leaving them all behind In waves of pure wind and light
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Nov 1, 2012
Nov 1, 2012 at 10:56 PM UTC
Escape
The loneliest librarian is in the heart of darkness I saw him, old, bearded on three sides book cases on the open side, a desk he faces outward into the darkness drawing notes at their best. Look away! in the distance an army and her generals gather Up ahead, a conqueror metal jangles, saddles horse Cries the pony boy: I miss my mother let me go back what does this all mean? Studying now, the librarian, notes in check, own pen scratching, no metals only and only his mind and an ink-filled well Spearhead, arrowhead formation a king and his khanate lean forward into the permafrost, snow lashing wind blows against but cannot stop fierce wild will and only the willows weep Cries the pony boy: Radically, may I be afraid of the dead, arms asunder so much love! so much love! what does this all mean? And far, far ahead of this army librarian sits, silently loving nothing, everything beside him he scribbles notes A love letter? tiresome if so upon closer inspection... At the center of the dark dark forest where a lonely man rides in his kayak lantern fixed upon a frame, making his boat top-heavy he bobs back and forth across his body of water he is haunted he is lonely he is a skeleton Now grand general crosses the Styx Ice clumps brushing gently against his ships cold enough to **** a horse, set blood aglow with blue, so cold it could not rot. To valley forge! to valley forge to forge a future. And pony boy cries: What does it mean? my father is gone, gone before this war, he once said, it must be, be, Did he mean... Finally, up ahead, the librarian draws untraceable lines, he knows the army is at his door lonely, shaking, only the conqueror made it and he is almost dead too. Scared, sacredly, he finally hands the librarian his match and sobs, softly, under breath "Time, time is, time without, time too starts anew."
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Dec 16, 2013
Dec 16, 2013 at 12:42 AM UTC
Between the Lines
The loneliest librarian is in the heart of darkness I saw him, old, bearded on three sides book cases on the open side, a desk he faces outward into the darkness drawing notes at their best. Look away! in the distance an army and her generals gather Up ahead, a conqueror metal jangles, saddles horse Cries the pony boy: I miss my mother let me go back what does this all mean? Studying now, the librarian, notes in check, own pen scratching, no metals only and only his mind and an ink-filled well Spearhead, arrowhead formation a king and his khanate lean forward into the permafrost, snow lashing wind blows against but cannot stop fierce wild will and only the willows weep Cries the pony boy: Radically, may I be afraid of the dead, arms asunder so much love! so much love! what does this all mean? And far, far ahead of this army librarian sits, silently loving nothing, everything beside him he scribbles notes A love letter? tiresome if so upon closer inspection... At the center of the dark dark forest where a lonely man rides in his kayak lantern fixed upon a frame, making his boat top-heavy he bobs back and forth across his body of water he is haunted he is lonely he is a skeleton Now grand general crosses the Styx Ice clumps brushing gently against his ships cold enough to **** a horse, set blood aglow with blue, so cold it could not rot. To valley forge! to valley forge to forge a future. And pony boy cries: What does it mean? my father is gone, gone before this war, he once said, it must be, be, Did he mean... Finally, up ahead, the librarian draws untraceable lines, he knows the army is at his door lonely, shaking, only the conqueror made it and he is almost dead too. Scared, sacredly, he finally hands the librarian his match and sobs, softly, under breath "Time, time is, time without, time too starts anew."
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a twenty-six year old woman sits alone outside a coffee shop, waiting she plays Snake on an old Nokia that was discontinued long ago her red dread locks are tucked neatly under a worn beanie that she stole from the boy that she gave her virginity away to in a skate park when she was nineteen a twenty-six year old woman sits alone at her desk, writing she has a one night stand whose name she doesn't remember sleeping in her bed her mascara is running and her lips are dyed black from henna that she stole from the girl who offered her shelter when she ran away to live in her car and dingy motel rooms after college a twenty-six year old woman sits outside a Stop and Shop, drinking Shasta she recently tried to publish her book of poems , but it was rejected so: her shorts barely covered her backside and she wore the bralette that she stole from her brother's girlfriend while she was visiting in the false hopes that he would register how badly she needed him (or anyone) a twenty-six year old woman sits in a little blue rowboat, drilling holes into the bottom she skims Red Kayak before she leaves home and ties rocks around her ankles her thoughts are set on mentally regressing the pain of her teenage years that she wishes she could steal back to at least put some emotion back into her heart it'd been better than feeling nothing at all
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Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 6:24 PM UTC
Ten Years Ago, Today
I rolled in Michigan strapped to a kayak in the namesake lake vision obscured by freshwater I plunged under the blue surface out of my element panicking as a fish out of water- in water I reached for the release and missed but grasped swelling panic Dread thoughts of the end... my family… last words… Still submerged- somehow a semblance of sensibility surfaced, unlike myself frightening fantasies flitted- shot like skeets in the sky and peace prevailed. I stretched through the moist blindness, found the release- my sweet release. Gasp air. Freedom from death's clutches I see my unpreparedness for death, ability to survive Fifteen seconds to find my inner calm, my inner panicked strength, the depth of my composure fifteen seconds for reevaluation Fifteen seconds submarine style to find who I really was and am Arguments are made that safety and tranquility are the best mindsets for education But, safety lacks motivation, tranquility lacks demand, Life's trials breed introspection.
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Jun 22, 2013
Jun 22, 2013 at 4:51 PM UTC
Rolling in Michigan
Kabob keepers **** kooks Kangaroo Kicked Kat Karan's Karma kayak Kansas Kills Karl Kazoos Keep Kosher. Koops Kup Kun!
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Apr 17, 2010
Apr 17, 2010 at 10:01 PM UTC
K
When you're out on the water and the sun becomes sea two planes of reality begging to meet. There is no horizon no end to my sight only the certainty of knowing at least, in nothingness, things will be alright.
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Jan 1, 2023
Jan 1, 2023 at 3:29 AM UTC
Kayak
The dweeb lived in the dwellings of a dwindling tribe of dwarves Who anchored little kayaks at the moorings in the wharves. He organised this transport so that they might go at night Deep into the dark dense woods to visit their Snow White. But the dwarves were very old and weren’t getting any younger And although they really wanted too it couldn’t last much longer. Meanwhile the dweeb would study every minute of the day So studious and serious with little time for play. The daddy of the dwarfs known as Doctor Joe Said to him, “Look dweeb, there’s little left to know.” But still he studied on writing loads of lengthy notes, Which sometimes he would use to make tedious little quotes. Until eventually the dwarves found him annoying and real boring Besides he woke them up at night with his constant snoring. So Doctor Joe hatched a plan with his little tribe It was devious and genius and this I will describe. They knew Snow White was lonely and longing for a man So this is what they had in mind for this dweeb known as Stan. Snow White would lie there in a dwam pretending to be dead And somehow they would lure Stan along to her deathbed. So they told her that he was a Prince, the great love of her heart She of course was up for it, and couldn’t wait to start. Doctor Joe then told the dweeb, that Snow White was no more. He said that he might save her and showed him to the door. On their little kayak they paddled up the river But the dweeb then said to Doctor Joe, “I don’t know what to give her.” The Doctor reassured him that it would be real bliss If only one time in her life she had a loving human kiss. The dweeb replied, “This just won’t work.” So he quoted healing potions. When Doctor Joe rejected these he suggested soothing lotions. None of these the Doctor said were right for their Snow White Only a kiss from a real-man could help her end this plight. So eventually there beside Snow White all the party stood, Outside of the stone cottage deep within the wood. The dwarves should have looked distressed but they were full of glee And so they had to hide their smiles in case the dweeb should see. At long last they’d be rid of him, this boring little nerd Some of them expressed this and they hoped he hadn’t heard. But the dweeb was now distracted by the beauty of this girl He didn’t know if this would work but he’d give it a whirl. He puckered up his lips and planted one before he spoke Then gob-smacked he stood there as Snow White soon awoke. Immediately when their eyes met he knew that it was right Likewise she felt this too, it was real love at first sight. So you see that all of this now ended happy ever after. Doctor Joe and all the dwarves left in bursts of laughter.
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Dec 7, 2009
Dec 7, 2009 at 11:16 AM UTC
The Truth about Snow White
The dweeb lived in the dwellings of a dwindling tribe of dwarves Who anchored little kayaks at the moorings in the wharves. He organised this transport so that they might go at night Deep into the dark dense woods to visit their Snow White. But the dwarves were very old and weren’t getting any younger And although they really wanted too it couldn’t last much longer. Meanwhile the dweeb would study every minute of the day So studious and serious with little time for play. The daddy of the dwarfs known as Doctor Joe Said to him, “Look dweeb, there’s little left to know.” But still he studied on writing loads of lengthy notes, Which sometimes he would use to make tedious little quotes. Until eventually the dwarves found him annoying and real boring Besides he woke them up at night with his constant snoring. So Doctor Joe hatched a plan with his little tribe It was devious and genius and this I will describe. They knew Snow White was lonely and longing for a man So this is what they had in mind for this dweeb known as Stan. Snow White would lie there in a dwam pretending to be dead And somehow they would lure Stan along to her deathbed. So they told her that he was a Prince, the great love of her heart She of course was up for it, and couldn’t wait to start. Doctor Joe then told the dweeb, that Snow White was no more. He said that he might save her and showed him to the door. On their little kayak they paddled up the river But the dweeb then said to Doctor Joe, “I don’t know what to give her.” The Doctor reassured him that it would be real bliss If only one time in her life she had a loving human kiss. The dweeb replied, “This just won’t work.” So he quoted healing potions. When Doctor Joe rejected these he suggested soothing lotions. None of these the Doctor said were right for their Snow White Only a kiss from a real-man could help her end this plight. So eventually there beside Snow White all the party stood, Outside of the stone cottage deep within the wood. The dwarves should have looked distressed but they were full of glee And so they had to hide their smiles in case the dweeb should see. At long last they’d be rid of him, this boring little nerd Some of them expressed this and they hoped he hadn’t heard. But the dweeb was now distracted by the beauty of this girl He didn’t know if this would work but he’d give it a whirl. He puckered up his lips and planted one before he spoke Then gob-smacked he stood there as Snow White soon awoke. Immediately when their eyes met he knew that it was right Likewise she felt this too, it was real love at first sight. So you see that all of this now ended happy ever after. Doctor Joe and all the dwarves left in bursts of laughter.
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reign on my charade, but risk the dapple the first to kayak to mars. Jester, you say? Messers Metro, Goldwyn and Meyer shan't have floundered if you had taken the turtleneck, roughshod
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Sep 13, 2010
Sep 13, 2010 at 6:04 PM UTC
Untitled
Happy Birthday to me!! Can’t believe I’m sixty!! neither can the bumblebee or that nine foot oak tree. Too bad if they can’t see or wish that they could be, able to escape and flee from thyme inside the pantry. Happy Birthday to me... inside my soul is glee. Figure out the fantasy of you, and me as we... May play nine with Marty, kayak in the fake sea, have some cake and party as long as it is free. I prayed my sister Sandy could be here and be happy.. and celebrate our history of her, and me, and we. Happy birthday to me. I need a cup of coffee, a little bit serenity and lots of you and me.
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Aug 20, 2010
Aug 20, 2010 at 5:55 AM UTC
Birthday Wishes (to me)
Turtles in a river, Mother and its kit. Wood stove in a blizzard, why don’t you google it? Kayak tipping over, Mittens newly knit. Luckless little clovers, why don’t you google it? I’m staying inside today, if you please. I’m staying inside today, leave me in peace. Pebbles crunching softly, Lantern left unlit. Morning grass is frosty, why don’t you google it? Field’s cicada army, Endless laughing fit. Some song by McCartney, why don’t you google it? I’m staying inside today, if you please. I’m staying inside today, leave me in peace. Accidental butt-touch, Waxy candle wick. Silver greasy lug-nut why don’t you google it?
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Mar 10, 2014
Mar 10, 2014 at 3:00 AM UTC
Why Don't you Google It?
A panic attack has a way of creeping up on you At the start of one, you always think to yourself "No this can't be happening" Much like the feeling you get before you Throw Up The heat comes on so strong and forceful Your internal fire, dead set on burning you from the core out You hadn't noticed because your knees just buckled and you went numb The tremors you feel them in your fingers To your shoulders To your tounge Hyperventilating The extra oxygen Feeds the flames Once, With the help from a Brittle Lake I was able to prevent this state Seven bucks to rent a kayak I sliced into the lake I paddled and paddled and paddled My arms were introduced to a new kind of fire A blue cleansing flame Take a break and drift Listen Breath Lament Paddle Feel the warmth of the sun on your face Paddling again, now it's the breeze and spray A smile creeped upon my face At Lake Brittle I was able to keep the panic at bay
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Sep 4, 2014
Sep 4, 2014 at 10:48 PM UTC
Lake Brittle
reign on my charade, but risk the dapple the first to kayak to mars. Jester, you say? Messers Metro, Goldwyn and Meyer shan't have floundered if you had taken the turtleneck, roughshod
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Sep 13, 2010
Sep 13, 2010 at 6:04 PM UTC
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we walk the path set before us admitting we walk into the known and comfort of affability just once i would like to explore new worlds some not so bright and beautiful.. to tresspass in an unkown jungle of acerberic words and roaring truth would be and adventure to kayak down the rapids of neighborhood insanity would be a refreshing thrill.... but once again... we walk politely in single file around the zoo... all well manicured all maintained secrets locked within gilded cages will that be one sugar or two... and keep off the grass now.....that means you...
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Nov 18, 2014
Nov 18, 2014 at 1:05 AM UTC
how to be polite...
The water turned brown in the rain, An eagle hangs in the maples arms above. The toads jump green on shore, The meander fills with shells, Skipping stones and drift wood. The current carries 500 feet per second. The bait fish feast on flies, Jumping into the air unrestrained and ignorant While I carry the weight of the city, Little town kayak holds me up, A raft against the natural life Beyond the reach of people, Only dead fish float down stream.
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Mar 19, 2015
Mar 19, 2015 at 12:18 PM UTC
Barren Fork Creek