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It's that time of the Patriot's year Postseason playoff games are in full gear The road to the Superbowl, I cheer But not for the big, bad grissly bear That takes every opponent's fate without fear That's right the big bad bear without peer I'm snickering the Patriot's to cry a tear Nothing would make me so happier, I swear Fricken, dicken, bitchen Patriots beware To see another Bostonian tea party, I glare I do show respect at the Patriot's lair Brady and Belicheck what a podded pair Steady, stoic and simulcast, condescending I declare You see a Patriots playoff loss is so rare Their team profile is beyond compare A well oiled machine that wear Goliath close over David with regular fare The road to this year's Superbowl Sunday, I say a prayer That the other teams flag is flying patriotically in the air Logan Robertson 1/11/2019
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Jan 11, 2019
Jan 11, 2019 at 5:05 AM UTC
No To The Patriots Road To The Superbowl
Bless me Uncle! God's given Naked Head For finding a Mentor these Comms restore And import a Friend brought Laughter instead With a Learning Interest revived once more For all our doubts, grateful Confidence brew This shrill Vernacular you opt to Reach Whilst you divulge Traded Secrets a-new Shrieked the Blue Eagle; Sately-Done you Teach That Part we will Miss! Surely Independ When we of Soft Skills this Task inherit What Pictures remain of Trust comprehend We give back in Kind to Service, debit. Difficult it is to Forget you by As you climb the Stairs, we sing: "MABUHAY!"
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Mar 13, 2013
Mar 13, 2013 at 2:54 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE: JONATHAN "JONO" BRADY
It's Sister Lucy not Sister Bridget who's the crush on the young priest Father Joseph Magdalene said, Mary said is she the one? as she sat on Mags bed listening to music on her record player I thought you said the Bridget, Magdalene sitting beside Mary passed a glass of lemonade to her and said nothing certain you understand just the rumours I've heard but don't tell the parents or my arse'll be slapped for spreading the rumour, have you a ciggie? Mary said putting the lemonade and glass on the bedside cabinet, Magdalene poked under the mattress and took out a squashed pack of 10 Woodbines and said open the fecking window or Ma'll know we've been smoking and she'll have a moan and passed the packet to Mary who took a cigarette and put it in her mouth and went and opened the window, Magdalene took a cigarette and stuffed the packed under the mattress again, Mary sat down and said have you a light then or are we to fecking **** on air? Magdalene took out of the pocket of her dress a box of matches (liberated from the kitchen) and struck a light for them both and put the matchbox away again, they inhaled and sat in silence, the record played( Billy fury) and they tapped their feet softly and nodded their heads, so what are you doing about Brian Brady? Magdalene asked, what'd you mean doing about I'm doing nowt with the ****** it's him who thinks I'm going to be doing things the soft loon Mary said, you seemed to be encouraging him the other day Magdalene said, ah was fun only I'd not let him near me in a serious way no more than the holy Joe himself Mary said, smoke filtered ceiling ward, a car backfired from the street below, Magdalene leaned in close to Mary I'm your best friend and I get jealous of the likes of him being too near to you, O he's nothing to be worrying yourself about him Mags he's just a loon as boys are Mary said, Magdalene held the cigarette a way from her lips and kissed Mary's cheek, Mary sighed and said he's nothing I just give him the tease he'll get nothing from my ****** money box, they both inhaled and exhaled again and watched the smoke rise ceiling ward, the sound of Magdalene's ma downstairs singing along to the radio, Magdalene's hand went on Mary's thigh, a bright sun in a blue Irish sky.
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Jan 4, 2016
Jan 4, 2016 at 2:43 AM UTC
A BLUE IRISH SKY 1963.
It's Sister Lucy not Sister Bridget who's the crush on the young priest Father Joseph Magdalene said, Mary said is she the one? as she sat on Mags bed listening to music on her record player I thought you said the Bridget, Magdalene sitting beside Mary passed a glass of lemonade to her and said nothing certain you understand just the rumours I've heard but don't tell the parents or my arse'll be slapped for spreading the rumour, have you a ciggie? Mary said putting the lemonade and glass on the bedside cabinet, Magdalene poked under the mattress and took out a squashed pack of 10 Woodbines and said open the fecking window or Ma'll know we've been smoking and she'll have a moan and passed the packet to Mary who took a cigarette and put it in her mouth and went and opened the window, Magdalene took a cigarette and stuffed the packed under the mattress again, Mary sat down and said have you a light then or are we to fecking **** on air? Magdalene took out of the pocket of her dress a box of matches (liberated from the kitchen) and struck a light for them both and put the matchbox away again, they inhaled and sat in silence, the record played( Billy fury) and they tapped their feet softly and nodded their heads, so what are you doing about Brian Brady? Magdalene asked, what'd you mean doing about I'm doing nowt with the ****** it's him who thinks I'm going to be doing things the soft loon Mary said, you seemed to be encouraging him the other day Magdalene said, ah was fun only I'd not let him near me in a serious way no more than the holy Joe himself Mary said, smoke filtered ceiling ward, a car backfired from the street below, Magdalene leaned in close to Mary I'm your best friend and I get jealous of the likes of him being too near to you, O he's nothing to be worrying yourself about him Mags he's just a loon as boys are Mary said, Magdalene held the cigarette a way from her lips and kissed Mary's cheek, Mary sighed and said he's nothing I just give him the tease he'll get nothing from my ****** money box, they both inhaled and exhaled again and watched the smoke rise ceiling ward, the sound of Magdalene's ma downstairs singing along to the radio, Magdalene's hand went on Mary's thigh, a bright sun in a blue Irish sky.
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There you are pretty as a picture the perfect life you eat amazing food! Thank you for sharing Your private thoughts Your personal contacts how you shop where you travel Where you work You gave me permission To control you when you signed up to play that game the game that tells you which Brady Bunch Kid Is most like you a small price to pay for your ignorance you are not alone two billion idiots myself included
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Aug 31, 2018
Aug 31, 2018 at 9:15 AM UTC
Face the Book
We started out with Armistead from the shelter of the trees. A jackrabbit raced past to the rear, no dumb bunny was he The heat rose up to meet us As we started up the rise- The prospect of the copse of trees Before us was the prize. The flower of Virginia here displayed upon Parade We must have looked magnificent Just before the cannonade They piled on Double Cannister and tore holes in our line We staggered from the weight of shot that fearful hissing whine.. Then enfilading fire came From the Yanks behind stone walls Just then post fences six feet high briefly caused our charge to stall Brave **** Gannett was unhorsed Upon this very spot Kemper, wounded mortally, Was retrieved from shell and shot We made it past the final fence And up the grassy knoll Defiant in the cannons mouth "Turn those guns!" I'm told. But at that very Moment General Armistead was downed The attack lost its momentum Our wave crested on high ground.. The blue bellies yelled Fredericksburg As the Crimson tide retraced Half in Anger, Half in relief that the challenge had been faced. The hill before the copse of trees Pocked with our dead and dying While the remnants of Picketts men Towards Longstreets line were filing Matthew Brady took my photograph before I was led away My face a study in defiance A true man of the gray.
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Dec 19, 2011
Dec 19, 2011 at 8:56 PM UTC
Pickett's Charge
Lady adjacent waiter, ruler of the medulla, give me a certain angle that'll make her want to maneuver, make her want to consider in the absence of his figure, that maybe not the whole gender is full of secret agendas, with her left over right leg, glass in her right hand, a tribute to her innocence ever since she walked in, assembled it's, white wine Krispy Kreme eyes, glazed look, lips glossed like her oil thighs, it's finally off time her sorority cross line, it's happy hour, she wasn't, his whole crime has been a cover up since she wants him, this whole scene has been taped off by her girlfriends, it's often I see it, alcoholic rehab, a culprit — a demon making contracts with my open tab, broken bad in the bathroom, clad woman, For all the attention such good first impressions, but not you, I feel a different aura, I feel I'll get exposed so I call a different offense, Semper Fi within my eyes this energy — I quiet the restaurant, Can you hear me? Proceed to throwing signals Tom Brady couldn't throw, the ball's in my court so I'm finally on the move, crushing on you while the sky undresses, you catch a glimpse as the clouds bare witness, Excuse me Miss Unfortunate, I know I'm at a disadvantage but I had to call it head or tails I'm still offering, a chance to be your man? No a chance to be your author? a chance to be your narrator now or later call me, a chance to say “there she is” her piercing eyes, fixes her finger on my lips be quiet, “I saw this in a movie once” she told me as I spy and I grab onto her truths, excuse me thats selfish, pardon me apart of me just wants to see that movie, a father daughter dance, a chance to be your groupie, a chance to see that smile that you flashed like a lunar star, meteor crash and its back to reality, eye connection broken and it’s back to the irony, a word barely spoken and I’m back to asking: Check Please.
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Sep 6, 2023
Sep 6, 2023 at 3:12 PM UTC
Tragedy: Happy Hour on the Nile (Grand niece of Egyptian Goddess Isis)
Lady adjacent waiter, ruler of the medulla, give me a certain angle that'll make her want to maneuver, make her want to consider in the absence of his figure, that maybe not the whole gender is full of secret agendas, with her left over right leg, glass in her right hand, a tribute to her innocence ever since she walked in, assembled it's, white wine Krispy Kreme eyes, glazed look, lips glossed like her oil thighs, it's finally off time her sorority cross line, it's happy hour, she wasn't, his whole crime has been a cover up since she wants him, this whole scene has been taped off by her girlfriends, it's often I see it, alcoholic rehab, a culprit — a demon making contracts with my open tab, broken bad in the bathroom, clad woman, For all the attention such good first impressions, but not you, I feel a different aura, I feel I'll get exposed so I call a different offense, Semper Fi within my eyes this energy — I quiet the restaurant, Can you hear me? Proceed to throwing signals Tom Brady couldn't throw, the ball's in my court so I'm finally on the move, crushing on you while the sky undresses, you catch a glimpse as the clouds bare witness, Excuse me Miss Unfortunate, I know I'm at a disadvantage but I had to call it head or tails I'm still offering, a chance to be your man? No a chance to be your author? a chance to be your narrator now or later call me, a chance to say “there she is” her piercing eyes, fixes her finger on my lips be quiet, “I saw this in a movie once” she told me as I spy and I grab onto her truths, excuse me thats selfish, pardon me apart of me just wants to see that movie, a father daughter dance, a chance to be your groupie, a chance to see that smile that you flashed like a lunar star, meteor crash and its back to reality, eye connection broken and it’s back to the irony, a word barely spoken and I’m back to asking: Check Please.
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My father was carved from a mountain, his features were etched from the stone, but like all mountains my father will crumble, he was in need of an heir to his throne. My brother was forged of hot iron, no straighter a path could he walk, he draws all his strength from the mountain, his veins run deep through the rock. My brother was grown in the forest, so vivid, alive and in sync, he draws all his strength from the ocean, his roots thrive on the water they drink. My mother was born of the ocean, like a flower she bloomed from the sea, but when the tide overcame the mountain, all that remained on the shore was me. I was born of my father and mother, I crawled from the ocean and stone, and when my father finally crumbles, his two heirs will inherit his throne. I will travel to nations of bloodshed, I will not let my death go to waste, I will lay down my life in the desert, to keep my fathers throne safe.
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Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 3:59 AM UTC
Rick, Tina, David, Brady, Justin
The darker I am Then the harder to see Me in anything besides a penitentiary Because that’s the view people get Even from the six Mixes me into a criminal description Where Dark skin means a quick conviction Also I’m none to bright Since my skin ain’t light But instead that got replaced with might Which makes me aggressive If you ask anyone who more likely to fight Of course the dark one so run Dare we shed a tear police come near As being dark skin and crying brings fear Because we can’t check our emotions My dear Ladies of shade I feel your pain Your viewed uglier than most Because your skin Doesn’t roast But I bet they still joke and call you toast Despite having the most unblemished skin around They treat you like coffee grounds They don’t even like your sound Saying you yell all day Even when your voice is sultry Enough to slay Yellow for the fellows ain’t so mellow Immediately he soft cause of complexion But look at his reflection and the cops Will make a exception Your a pretty boy That can annoy joy out of a toy My fair ladies this might be shady But your as needy as a Brady Latest shoes all the fenty Ask anyone and god blessed you plenty They say you not humble But I see your bumble Your gracious until a rumble Where does all this lip come from Look in the mirror We bad mouth our bother Even if we have same the mother All because life makes us a runner Stop increasing hate And dictate our fate By improving for all our sake
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Jul 9, 2018
Jul 9, 2018 at 7:40 PM UTC
Shade
Dear Brady, Your hair is so luscious How is it so curly? It's like Fabio Learned what a curling iron is You're a straight baller Poppin' tres like it's nothin' You're like Kobe, Except you actually play You have a long way to go To dunk, even though you're like 6' 7" You have late team parties Pushed back 3 weeks I guess it's okay though At least you have them So you're Brady The curly-haired baller Who has late team parties. Nice to meet you.
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Apr 3, 2014
Apr 3, 2014 at 8:29 AM UTC
Letter Poem to Brady
Autism prays for... Chuck E. Cheese Maya and Miguel Huey, Dewey, and Louie Mom and Dad Pizza rolls Subway sandwiches Grannie Greeney phantom dogs, the Brady Bunch His greatness His provision and comedy cartoons to watch all day. Amen
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May 31, 2014
May 31, 2014 at 8:18 PM UTC
Autism Prays
It’s the week before the Super Bowl, where the Patriots and Sea hawks will meet, and all that folks are talking about is Bill and Tom’s softball deceit. It’s cold up North this time of year when the Patriots made their playoff run. Snow and ice require gloves; If footballs slip, they’d be undone. “Taking the air out of the ball” Once referred to the running game. Deflated ***** are easy to grip But it’s cheating, that much is plain. It seems the ***** that Brady used spiraled nicely through the rain. When you ***** are small and soft, Like Brady’s, it’s a different game. When Tom was asked about the scheme He laughed at first and wouldn’t tell. The truth about Tom Brady’s ***** is closely guarded by Gisele.
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Jan 24, 2015
Jan 24, 2015 at 10:33 AM UTC
Tom Brady’s *****
Every employee's name was listed in the address field Except for one The one I never noticed That we never noticed We all marched into the meeting room as ordered Found the CEO on an extra tall stage To tell us "Today is Emma McGurk's last day But she says it's the first day Of her tenure As Director of Forecasting of Unintended Consequences She's not going So I need all of you, all 300 of you, To help me terminator." (Or was that terminate her?) So we gave each other Brady Bunch nods I had to look up to make eye contact (or is that I contact?) with superiors Then we marched to The cubicle of Emma McGurk Me remembering what Santa Ana had said: "With a few hundred more men like the San Patricios, Mexico would have won the battle." And the battle wasn't to be won by us It was to be won by Emma McGurk The CEO tried to move her Ten of us tried to move her Then one hundred And then all three hundred Even I made an effort But she wouldn't budge So we had to move... To another building Hearing that Emma McGurk was still ensconced In the position existing only in her noggin Until finally the old building had to be imploded A fifth-grader winning the honor of triggering That dusty downfall of Emma McGurk's cubicle And the building that sheltered it It wasn't until Signing Day Eve That I saw her again Pouring ink at a haiku-con "The pay wouldn't be that bad," she told me. "If it was by the snicker instead of the word."
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Jun 8, 2012
Jun 8, 2012 at 9:35 PM UTC
The cubicle of Emma McGurk
Here’s the story of a guy named Eli, Who is captain of the G men and well known. He had a ring of gold, from the desert, but it was all alone. Here’s the story of a man named Brady who was living large with three rings of his own. He’s a hero, up in New England, and has Gisele at home. Till the one night when this Eli met this Brady And they knew that it was much more than a hunch. that Cruz would dance and Gronk would come up limping. That’s the way that Eli ate Tom Brady’s lunch. Tom Brady’s lunch, I played my hunch that’s the way that Eli ate Tom Brady’s lunch.
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Feb 6, 2012
Feb 6, 2012 at 5:31 AM UTC
Tom Brady’s Lunch
Here there be Giants, wearing red and white and blue. See them raise the trophy; Eli's Lombardi number two!. Tom Brady had a final chance to make the winning score. A Giant knocked the ball away as time ran out our spirits soared! The hats and shirts they hoped to sell, up in Patriot nation, now are Nicaragua bound, to Tommy's consternation. those perfect season T shirts were worn threadbare after four. Now that  you've provided new ones- they're not needed anymore. So Mister Brady, please don't cry by most measures, you've done well. Eli's off to Disneyland- Go home and sack Gisele.
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Feb 6, 2012
Feb 6, 2012 at 5:41 AM UTC
Here there be Giants
"Who ****** Marsha Brady?" "I," said the Sparrow "With my bow and arrow, I ****** Marsha Brady" "Who saw him **** "I," said the Fly "With my little eye, I saw him **** "Who caught his *** "I," said the Fish "With my little dish, I caught his *** "Who'll make the movie?" "I", said the Beetle "With my thread and needle, I'll make the movie" "Who'll make his advert?" "I," said the Owl "With my pick and shovel, I'll make his advert" "Who'll be the screenwriter?" "I," said the Rook "With my little book, I'll be the screenwriter" "Who'll be the cameraman?" "I," said the Lark "If it's not in the dark, I'll be the cameraman" "Who'll carry the camera?" "I," said the Linnet "I'll fetch it in a minute, I'll carry the camera" "Who'll be chief editor?" "I," said the Dove "I **** for my love, I'll be chief editor." "Who'll carry the actors?" "I," said the Kite "If it's not through the night, I'll carry the actors" "Who'll bare it all? "We," said the Wren "Both the **** and the hen, we'll bare it all." "Who'll sing a song?" "I," said the Thrush "As she ate on a mush, I'll sing a song" "Who'll make him *** "I," said the bull "Because I can pull, I'll make him *** All the crew of the film, fell a-sighing and a-sobbing When they witnessed the ******** yell, from poor Marsha Brady.
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Oct 4, 2019
Oct 4, 2019 at 8:04 AM UTC
Who ****** Marsha Brady?
Deflate Gate By: Tom Brady When it comes to football it’s all about the ball it’s got nothing to do with skill or giving our fans a thrill When I cozy up behind the hiker and give the call to begin the game he snaps the ball into my hands as the crowd screams from the stands Then I make my famous moves to the left, maybe right, maybe back either to pass the ball or, to hand it off to a running back Where the ball goes, nobody knows just me – in my moment of glory whether the ball is soft or hard I can’t be bothered or give a worry Seems strange to me about the air inside the ball – being such a big crime they check the pressure when we start why not each quarter, or, during half time Whether a ball is soft or hard at game’s end no difference to me or any team mate we’re here to play our best on game day not to deflate ***** or litigate
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Jan 23, 2015
Jan 23, 2015 at 1:42 PM UTC
Deflategate by: Tom Brady
brady’s cafe i’m doing a reading at kent state got an interminably long wait to get on protesters outside provoke the cops about an after nine noise pollution law they bang bongos and march through the cafe disrupting the readings chanting “noise is illegal noise is llegal.” i am getting nerve racked and edgy so i drink port from disguised juice bottle we smoke a joint the time drags and i get somewhat drunk-my face a fiery blush but no longer feel the thump of my heart somewhere up in my neck it’s round midnight we smoke another and suddenly i’m on i totter up grabbing chairs for leverage the crowd receptive to my words never knew my mental anguish or saw the slight in my left knee. ana christy from beatnik blues
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Jul 26, 2014
Jul 26, 2014 at 5:07 PM UTC
brady's cafe
Tales of the Texas Rangers: The Legend of Tom Brady’s Shirt Texas is rich with tales of old Heroes, villains, San Saba’s gold Once Aztecs ruled our shores and bays And Tejas roamed the forest ways Here in this sunburnt arid land Comanches bold made their last stand Karankawas, Apaches too - All sorts of tales, and mostly true Nueva Espana, then Mexico Rebellion and the Alamo But the strangest tale, we now assert Is the mystery of Tom Brady’s shirt Missing it is, after the game Who is the thief? Who is to blame? Dan Patrick, the lieutenant-guv He swore by all the stars above And most of all by that one Star That’s flown in every saloon and bar He’d catch that creep, and make him hurt Whoever pinched Tom Brady’s shirt So in this time of ******* danger He called upon each Texas Ranger His voice was low, but cold as steel: “Y’all brang that mangy cur to heel; Load your weapons, and saddle up!” Each Ranger answered with a “Yup.” All Rangers, now, be on alert: Somebody rustled Tom Brady’s shirt Every Texan expects your best (Tom Brady is our honored guest) He can’t go home in just his jeans So find his jersey, by any means Remember - not a blouse or skirt; You’re looking for the poor man’s shirt That’s why you Rangers are paid so much - Search every ****** and hovel and hutch Somewhere under the Texas skies An outlaw hides, and probably cries He shamed his state and he shamed his mama And the only end to all this drama Will come upon him like wind and dust And a voice will command (with great disgust) “Stand and deliver, you ugly varmint! Hold up your hands, and drop that garment!” “Oh, Texas Ranger, tell me true: How did you find me? I feel so blue!” And the Ranger will sing softly: “The shirt of a stranger is upon you…”1 y colorín, colorado y este cuento se ha acabado, y’all 1Apologies to Chuck Norris
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Feb 8, 2017
Feb 8, 2017 at 9:01 PM UTC
Tales of the Texas Rangers: The Legend of Tom Brady's Shirt
Tales of the Texas Rangers: The Legend of Tom Brady’s Shirt Texas is rich with tales of old Heroes, villains, San Saba’s gold Once Aztecs ruled our shores and bays And Tejas roamed the forest ways Here in this sunburnt arid land Comanches bold made their last stand Karankawas, Apaches too - All sorts of tales, and mostly true Nueva Espana, then Mexico Rebellion and the Alamo But the strangest tale, we now assert Is the mystery of Tom Brady’s shirt Missing it is, after the game Who is the thief? Who is to blame? Dan Patrick, the lieutenant-guv He swore by all the stars above And most of all by that one Star That’s flown in every saloon and bar He’d catch that creep, and make him hurt Whoever pinched Tom Brady’s shirt So in this time of ******* danger He called upon each Texas Ranger His voice was low, but cold as steel: “Y’all brang that mangy cur to heel; Load your weapons, and saddle up!” Each Ranger answered with a “Yup.” All Rangers, now, be on alert: Somebody rustled Tom Brady’s shirt Every Texan expects your best (Tom Brady is our honored guest) He can’t go home in just his jeans So find his jersey, by any means Remember - not a blouse or skirt; You’re looking for the poor man’s shirt That’s why you Rangers are paid so much - Search every ****** and hovel and hutch Somewhere under the Texas skies An outlaw hides, and probably cries He shamed his state and he shamed his mama And the only end to all this drama Will come upon him like wind and dust And a voice will command (with great disgust) “Stand and deliver, you ugly varmint! Hold up your hands, and drop that garment!” “Oh, Texas Ranger, tell me true: How did you find me? I feel so blue!” And the Ranger will sing softly: “The shirt of a stranger is upon you…”1 y colorín, colorado y este cuento se ha acabado, y’all 1Apologies to Chuck Norris
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If it is not a popular dream, they will dispose of it. About the only thing this country has ever proven, Is that on their best days they are about this: A straight couple, with children, sitting in a "Brady" home with their girls play with dolls, Boys play with toy soldiers and football, This is it, everyone! The death of the Progressive Era, may we all become drones, In the best known words of the Borg in Star Trek, Next Generation: "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE..." And we'll all be assimilated.
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Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 12:58 AM UTC
My Political Garbage II: Sorry 2 Offend You
I found myself in a record shop Which got me all to wondering How these bands all got their names And wouldn't it be summon If I went through all the racks And pulled them randomly What it is that I would find To solve this mystery When this idea hit me I was standing before the M's So based upon that simple fact Is where this journey begins Mega Death-You must be kidding! Are theses guys for real? How big a death do you have to die Before your still road **** I decided to jump around To get the full effect Can not help but wonder At what will pop up next Oh, lookie here...Butt Hole Suffers I bet their momma's proud When those guys hang ten Are they surfing in or surfing out I came across Badfinger In an old 70's record bin I'm telling you the honest truth I don't care to know where that fingers been Over yonder a band called The, The The, The...What?! Then there's Chumbawamba Chumbawamba...Whoba?! This may all sound a bit far fetched But it's the honest to goodness truthba! The H's are holding Hoobastank The closest I can figure Is that the guys in this band Hang out with Badfinger Albino Toilet Boys Cottage Cheese From The Lips Of Death My Dog Has Hitlers Brains Norman Bates And The Shower Heads Poultry In Motion Brady Bunch Lawn Mower Massacre **Roid Rodgers And The Whirling **** Cherries** Are today's record shop de jour As I'm leaving out the door Arms piled high with newly purchased song I grab the last copy of **Yoko **** For soothing dinner music later on
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Apr 28, 2013
Apr 28, 2013 at 8:29 AM UTC
The Record Shop
I found myself in a record shop Which got me all to wondering How these bands all got their names And wouldn't it be summon If I went through all the racks And pulled them randomly What it is that I would find To solve this mystery When this idea hit me I was standing before the M's So based upon that simple fact Is where this journey begins Mega Death-You must be kidding! Are theses guys for real? How big a death do you have to die Before your still road **** I decided to jump around To get the full effect Can not help but wonder At what will pop up next Oh, lookie here...Butt Hole Suffers I bet their momma's proud When those guys hang ten Are they surfing in or surfing out I came across Badfinger In an old 70's record bin I'm telling you the honest truth I don't care to know where that fingers been Over yonder a band called The, The The, The...What?! Then there's Chumbawamba Chumbawamba...Whoba?! This may all sound a bit far fetched But it's the honest to goodness truthba! The H's are holding Hoobastank The closest I can figure Is that the guys in this band Hang out with Badfinger Albino Toilet Boys Cottage Cheese From The Lips Of Death My Dog Has Hitlers Brains Norman Bates And The Shower Heads Poultry In Motion Brady Bunch Lawn Mower Massacre **Roid Rodgers And The Whirling **** Cherries** Are today's record shop de jour As I'm leaving out the door Arms piled high with newly purchased song I grab the last copy of **Yoko **** For soothing dinner music later on
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Out past the Dam with its whispering water overflow. the ducks sally forth beneath the wooden bridges of Brady Park pond. The trees line our way as bare silent Sentinels Our boots crunch upon the icy, stony path. Come Spring there will be cygnets and green in profusion. but now only brown and the white nakedness of the Birches
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Nov 26, 2011
Nov 26, 2011 at 6:01 PM UTC
Birches
I treat beef like lions in, the Ramada inn, dying to sign into the luncheon, go to work, I punch in, these beefcakez, is munchkins, my dough nuts, and bunch Keens. We Brady Bunch, and Punch like Kens -sheens. we punching through functions like a bunch of alienss at the Days Inns working equations off all kinds of ocassions, mostly Caucasian, facials so amazing, when their facebook, if they face them..I page in,and they page Kim, to let him, know that I'm waiting; the appointment meant, we dating, no promo, so stop your hating. take a selfy in the **** stop ur waiting. ctrl, alt, delete. there's no.escaping- staple the email to your upper lip, recycle trash every other weak in. *** Ginny, run, Freddy creeping. slow, creepy walk, Jason mask out the Lake Inn, my neighbors laughed, Chevy chasing there *** child's play with a ****** hockey mask, i'm up to task. dog had a limp,so I made him part of the cast! Bruce Lee kicked, thier ******* *** I'm talking full body cast.
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Jul 2, 2014
Jul 2, 2014 at 4:08 PM UTC
fres
They came without vision None questioned their skills They took a big lead Then promply got killed New England was battered New England was bruised Atlanta was lunching And quickly got schooled The halftime explicits They blistered the walls The bigger the lead The harder they fall Tom Brady's the gravy In Belichick's cup Coach built a big fire And heated him up There were some deep passes Some ***** and some dunks The hell of it is It was done without Gronk That tightend of legend Who sat in the wings While wiley Tom Brady Conducted the thing It's all big in Texas Including that game The hype, the excitement For Atlanta, the shame We heard them complaining We saw them give in With Julio to lead them They still couldn't win But, there is good news If it wasn't from chocking They stumble this fall Then it must be bad coaching In twenty-eighteen, we'll fire the staff And bring in some retread For minimum cash He'll get the ball rolling We'll win it, for sure Or, ole Mr Ryan We're showing the door
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Nov 5, 2017
Nov 5, 2017 at 7:52 PM UTC
The Atlanta Falcon Superbowl Blunder
Martha Maguire sits in the back pew of the church cigarette between fingers, smoke drifting slowly to the high beams and tiled roof, her blue eyes focusing on the Crucified His arms stretched wide His head lowered His eyes shut the skimpy cloth about His midriff nails in hands and feet and wound in the side a slit of red paint revealed,   she takes a drag on the cigarette, inhales deeply holds the cigarette just away from her lips and with no effort releases the smoke in a steady stream over the pew in front, the Crucified's skin has a yellowy sheen to it, the crown of thorns have acquired cobwebs and dust, only her in the church silence except for distant traffic, Magdalene had talked of the priest and one of the nuns and some kind of thing going on, Martha muses watching the smoke rise, the young priest not the old codger, which nun was it? not St Agnes that's for sure she'd only *** out of her thingamajig, as would most of the sisters no doubt, Sister Lucy was it? maybe can't recall the gossip, she inhales deeply again scratches an itch on her thigh, Mary Moran and her ways with the boys and she only fourteen too as am I, she smiles recalling what Mary said of Brian Brady and what he tried to do put your hand in some other girl's private place not mine she said she said, the Crucified hangs in silence not a word not a judgement, some days she's sure His head lifts and He gazes at her with an awkward smile, His eyes half open the **** thorns pushing His hair over His eyes, the door at the far end opens and the young priest enters in his black garb like a young rook on the prowl, he genuflects and makes the sign of the cross, then peers down towards Martha who hides her cigarette out of sight, the smoke drifting less so but under the lower pews, he looks away goes to the altar fiddles with things goes to the tabernacle and opens the door and fiddles inside, she looks at her cigarette, lowers her head and takes a swift inhalation, then sits back up gazes at the priest **** arsing about, the cigarette between fingers out of sight, and she thinking if it was the priest and Sister Luke and the carrying ons and what and where if so, anyway she muses letting the smoke drift from her lips what do they know?
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Jan 1, 2016
Jan 1, 2016 at 4:21 AM UTC
MARTHA MAGUIRE'S SMOKE 1963.
Martha Maguire sits in the back pew of the church cigarette between fingers, smoke drifting slowly to the high beams and tiled roof, her blue eyes focusing on the Crucified His arms stretched wide His head lowered His eyes shut the skimpy cloth about His midriff nails in hands and feet and wound in the side a slit of red paint revealed,   she takes a drag on the cigarette, inhales deeply holds the cigarette just away from her lips and with no effort releases the smoke in a steady stream over the pew in front, the Crucified's skin has a yellowy sheen to it, the crown of thorns have acquired cobwebs and dust, only her in the church silence except for distant traffic, Magdalene had talked of the priest and one of the nuns and some kind of thing going on, Martha muses watching the smoke rise, the young priest not the old codger, which nun was it? not St Agnes that's for sure she'd only *** out of her thingamajig, as would most of the sisters no doubt, Sister Lucy was it? maybe can't recall the gossip, she inhales deeply again scratches an itch on her thigh, Mary Moran and her ways with the boys and she only fourteen too as am I, she smiles recalling what Mary said of Brian Brady and what he tried to do put your hand in some other girl's private place not mine she said she said, the Crucified hangs in silence not a word not a judgement, some days she's sure His head lifts and He gazes at her with an awkward smile, His eyes half open the **** thorns pushing His hair over His eyes, the door at the far end opens and the young priest enters in his black garb like a young rook on the prowl, he genuflects and makes the sign of the cross, then peers down towards Martha who hides her cigarette out of sight, the smoke drifting less so but under the lower pews, he looks away goes to the altar fiddles with things goes to the tabernacle and opens the door and fiddles inside, she looks at her cigarette, lowers her head and takes a swift inhalation, then sits back up gazes at the priest **** arsing about, the cigarette between fingers out of sight, and she thinking if it was the priest and Sister Luke and the carrying ons and what and where if so, anyway she muses letting the smoke drift from her lips what do they know?
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Here's to those who suffer voluntarily, who rise above the mean and merely momentary pleasure that we feel sitting on a couch, eating Cheetos, watching reruns of "The Brady Bunch"; those who exercise, walk fast (raising weights with their arms in rhythm to their feet), jog, or actually even run -- as long as there's no clear goal in mind, no Olympic medal, no short-skirted cheerleaders proffering kisses; residents of Blakely, Georgia, and Moosejaw, Saskatchewan, who steadfastly resist removal to California and similar climes, knowing intuitively that delight in perfect weather is born in sub-zero winters, in summer's humid swelter; those who do without air-conditioning, using the money for a violin or books or trips to the local swimming pool; those who fast, mortify the flesh, -- or at least skip breakfast occasionally, refusing to indulge every ****** whim, letting them ripen, at least now and then, into actual, robust hunger; monks in solemn Kentucky silence, some, I suppose, are misanthropes, here I speak of those with a normal affection for chat and hubbub who restrict themselves to a reverent silence, speech being used only in extremity; blood donors.
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Jun 14, 2019
Jun 14, 2019 at 8:27 PM UTC
Here's To Those Who Suffer Voluntarily