This poem starts with A The name of it is A I thought of trying B But that's second place you see And never mind C D E F or G H had a decent ring to it I seemed self-indulged a bit J well I thought someone might think this was a joke K...this letter never had much hope L reminds me too much of loss And M reminds me of my boss N sounded negative, and so unlike me O screams optimism, which is for idiots you see I've had two boyfriends named Paul, so P was surely out Q's always been useless and R never had a viable route S is for ****, like most of what I write T reminds me of a cross, which seems so freaking trite U stands for useless, which this poem certainly is And V stands for violence, I heard somewhere it's his There's plenty of Why's so W was my second choice And X I realize never found its true voice Y stands for you, which is never why I write And Z seemed to sound good, but only at night So that brings me back to the letter A, that was a lot of fun No seriously I enjoyed that...thank you everyone ( all two of you)
A blobfish is ugly, A blobfish is gross. However, a blobfish Does something no one knows. Have you seen a blobfish look pretty? When it’s not stressed? Because only when its endangered Does it puff out its chest.