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*When a white woman is victimized they'll scour the streets, fan out, stop, harass, detain, arrest any black man. Any one they can finger for the crime. They say things such as they all look alike or something to that effect.* *A black woman is abused they'll look around, see white males everywhere but they cannot find any suspects? None of them fit the description. Why is that? Yeah, that's right, it is because they all look alike! Too many of 'em. Can't arrest everyone now can we? People have rights!* *Yep,           I suppose they do...* *As long as you consider them,                                                         "people,"                                                                                  -they have rights.*
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Feb 8, 2017
Feb 8, 2017 at 10:27 PM UTC
How Sharp Then?
[Verse 1] Monster sized swag; not modest bout my splendor Marvel at the flag and I'm the ultimate avenger Buck Rodgers, D-Bird yep I'm the number one contender, So I gotta uphold this rep of bein uncontrollable so I'll take the lead, I hold the world beneath my feet I'm a fiend, elite Haze so cloudy cause I be blowin Swisher Sweets Drug addiction is my disease It's my expertise See here's the masterpiece: Raps lobotomize I'm traumatized since 1993 [Verse 2] Victimized by the lies of this trifilin enterprise You can front but you can't hide There's no fault behind your eyes So I hope this insult will suffice It should come as no surprise A grin will spread across my face From side to side My ***** mouth will mesmerize hypnotized, memorize the words that escape my lips I'm a degenerate unabridged uncut You're a ************* **** Go hang yourself from a bridge Here's a rope, I hope you choke ******* ******* smoochie smoochie Only chains you got is Gucci Y’all basic brothers rep that set But fake like that 2chi [Verse 3] man I get so high, Now watch me get higher Watch me take flight As my wings soar skyward You know I'ma fighter So watch me take my place As I eat this rap game up and then spit it in your face Now pass me a lighter see me rollin while I bake I mean I'm not a pastry maker, but I still bake for the sake My rhymes are so ill They're gonna make you sick I be tweetin on my twitter While Betty Crocker ***** my **** uh [Verse 4] Reid between the lines son and please proceed with caution Alien splittin kilos, I be one tweaked ****** martian I'm five steps ahead and these haters ****** forfeit You four feet tall and I'm so high I'm in ****** orbit Make these snitches sleep with fishes How ****** vicious spittin mischief ****** trippin out these hypocrites Dishin out these disses which Bein inconsiderate in this fast paced game of chase But if I wanted to catch your drama I'd just go check my facebook page *****
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Nov 11, 2013
Nov 11, 2013 at 3:30 AM UTC
Masterpiece
[Verse 1] Monster sized swag; not modest bout my splendor Marvel at the flag and I'm the ultimate avenger Buck Rodgers, D-Bird yep I'm the number one contender, So I gotta uphold this rep of bein uncontrollable so I'll take the lead, I hold the world beneath my feet I'm a fiend, elite Haze so cloudy cause I be blowin Swisher Sweets Drug addiction is my disease It's my expertise See here's the masterpiece: Raps lobotomize I'm traumatized since 1993 [Verse 2] Victimized by the lies of this trifilin enterprise You can front but you can't hide There's no fault behind your eyes So I hope this insult will suffice It should come as no surprise A grin will spread across my face From side to side My ***** mouth will mesmerize hypnotized, memorize the words that escape my lips I'm a degenerate unabridged uncut You're a ************* **** Go hang yourself from a bridge Here's a rope, I hope you choke ******* ******* smoochie smoochie Only chains you got is Gucci Y’all basic brothers rep that set But fake like that 2chi [Verse 3] man I get so high, Now watch me get higher Watch me take flight As my wings soar skyward You know I'ma fighter So watch me take my place As I eat this rap game up and then spit it in your face Now pass me a lighter see me rollin while I bake I mean I'm not a pastry maker, but I still bake for the sake My rhymes are so ill They're gonna make you sick I be tweetin on my twitter While Betty Crocker ***** my **** uh [Verse 4] Reid between the lines son and please proceed with caution Alien splittin kilos, I be one tweaked ****** martian I'm five steps ahead and these haters ****** forfeit You four feet tall and I'm so high I'm in ****** orbit Make these snitches sleep with fishes How ****** vicious spittin mischief ****** trippin out these hypocrites Dishin out these disses which Bein inconsiderate in this fast paced game of chase But if I wanted to catch your drama I'd just go check my facebook page *****
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Hearing the birds chirp, kids playing in their yards This is my neighborhood. School kids going to school, bells ringing This is my neighborhood. Parents picking their children up, dogs barking This is my neighborhood. People mowing their lawns, kids on their drums This is my neighborhood. Yep this is diversity in my neighborhood. What's yours?
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Sep 6, 2010
Sep 6, 2010 at 11:45 AM UTC
Diversity in the neighborhood
Time is short but oh so sweet With you and me together it is perfect as can be I love the way you look at me the smile on you face a look I rather not replace I love the way you wink the skip in your step yes time is short but man is it oh so sweet the last few months have been precious and I never want them to end but you said that you may have to go away and leave me far behind So I think I will live in this moment and not think of the time as short but remember it as sweet and smile right along I know that I will cry and put up a huge fight but as for now I know its fine SO yep, I know time is short, but we will make it sweet
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May 2, 2014
May 2, 2014 at 2:42 PM UTC
Time is short, but sweet
The earthquake in a dream is coming, It's coming, It's coming. It clashes with real life, It clashes, It clashes. It wakes me up, It wakes me, It wakes me. The door is open, It's open, It's open. Someone is there. It's only Brook. It's time to wake up, It's time to get ready. Soon I'll go to school. "Did you notice that earthquake?" Asked Brook. "Yep."
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Sep 9, 2015
Sep 9, 2015 at 8:13 PM UTC
Earthquake
Love Making;Sex. Text me; **** You are; next! Bend backwards; cheque! Lips, tongue: peck! Take your; breath! It's no; sweat! ******* your; breast! Touching your; pet! Like Imma; vet. Kissing your; neck! **** Toes? yep! Want Sum? yes! Mind blown; trek! We just; met! Can't *** bet! Toes Curled; check! One big; speck! Bed Sheets; wet! Lost your; bet! Love Making;Sex.
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May 3, 2014
May 3, 2014 at 2:29 AM UTC
Love Making; ***
Once the work days over It's always Friday Night It doesn't matter what the day is Friday Night can be tonight Don't worry 'bout tomorrow Because tomorrow never comes Tonight is Friday Night for sure So get out and have some fun Get your boots on and get ready Party starts with the first beer Music's playing on the jukebox Right now, it's just me here Doesn't matter, it's still Friday And it's Friday right till close Shake it out, let's get it started It's Friday, let's see how this thing goes Every day that ends in y Has a sun up in the sky From now until I die Will be Friday Night to me Yep...it's Friday Night to me Now the party's getting started Jukebox off and the band is on It's Friday night regardless We're here till the beer is gone don't worry about tomorrow Because tomorrow never comes Now, the band is really flying Get on up and shake yer buns It really doesn't matter If you take the time to think It's always Friday with the music It's always Friday with the drink Got our friends around us We'll party through the night Friends, and drinks and music We are gonna do it right Don't worry about tomorrow Because Tomorrow never comes It's always Friday Night around here Join in and have some fun
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Mar 18, 2014
Mar 18, 2014 at 11:29 PM UTC
It's always Friday Night
Emotion filled my eyes. Not tears. I had none left, when you disappeared. I lost the one, who I shared a room, who I thought gave a **** yep, she's gone. All I see now, is a stranger. All I see now, is an estranged sister. I miss her. I always miss her.
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Jul 5, 2013
Jul 5, 2013 at 6:44 PM UTC
Estranged Sister
While watching people I realized That folks are a lot like squirrels They don't pay much attention at all To what's going on in their world They scurry about to and fro Doing what it is they do Digging holes and burying nuts A lot like me and you They run aimlessly upon their way Never looking both ways to cross the street I guess that's why we see so many Dead squirrels at our feet Run to here and scurry to there He lives within his own little world Yep, watching people I realize Folks are a lot like squirrels
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Jul 25, 2014
Jul 25, 2014 at 6:30 PM UTC
Squirrels
Did you just call me ugly? How blind could you be? Don't you know that I got God inside of me? Tell me dear.... So, full of pride and so focused on your youthful looks. How much makeup? How much pride? How many people? Will be at your side, When you close your eyes for the last time. Tried to be **** at times myself. Those ideas blew up in my face. Got a lot of regret debts anchored down in the valleys of the wrinkles on my face. Did you know I used to have abs? Not anymore. One day I heard my stomach having a private conversation, with gravity. Gravity said, 'Winning!' Took my abs away. Gave me arthritis and a fever in its place. I **** so much. I swear someone has a gun to my *** It is so ****** up, when the pistol starts to cry and laugh. I need a walker most of the time. I guess the only crime I committed was staying alive. Yeah, I am old. So, what! I made it this far. Take your *** on and be thankful for who you are. You don't know how good you got it. You can still get around, Without leaving fun size Hersey bars behind on the ground. 'Hey, old dude, what Hersey bars are you referring to you?  The thing I see behind you are chocolate bars, With corn toppings. The old man starts to laugh. The young lady says, 'Do you mean to tell me that you ******* while you were talking to me this whole time? The young lady began to puke. 'Baby, I didn't **** on myself. My *** did all the work. I haven't been able to control my bladder for a few months now. Here is a tissue for your mouth though?' 'Did you just hand me your depends?' The young lady said. 'Yep! These Depends never judge me and makes me feel very special.' The young lady walks away, as she continues to puke. The old guy says, 'She is so slow. I thought that she would have given me my Depends diaper back. 'Uh oh! What am I going to doo-do in now? That girl stole my Depends! (C) Copyrighted
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Jan 30, 2017
Jan 30, 2017 at 10:06 PM UTC
**Don't Mess with a 85 Year Old Man**
Did you just call me ugly? How blind could you be? Don't you know that I got God inside of me? Tell me dear.... So, full of pride and so focused on your youthful looks. How much makeup? How much pride? How many people? Will be at your side, When you close your eyes for the last time. Tried to be **** at times myself. Those ideas blew up in my face. Got a lot of regret debts anchored down in the valleys of the wrinkles on my face. Did you know I used to have abs? Not anymore. One day I heard my stomach having a private conversation, with gravity. Gravity said, 'Winning!' Took my abs away. Gave me arthritis and a fever in its place. I **** so much. I swear someone has a gun to my *** It is so ****** up, when the pistol starts to cry and laugh. I need a walker most of the time. I guess the only crime I committed was staying alive. Yeah, I am old. So, what! I made it this far. Take your *** on and be thankful for who you are. You don't know how good you got it. You can still get around, Without leaving fun size Hersey bars behind on the ground. 'Hey, old dude, what Hersey bars are you referring to you?  The thing I see behind you are chocolate bars, With corn toppings. The old man starts to laugh. The young lady says, 'Do you mean to tell me that you ******* while you were talking to me this whole time? The young lady began to puke. 'Baby, I didn't **** on myself. My *** did all the work. I haven't been able to control my bladder for a few months now. Here is a tissue for your mouth though?' 'Did you just hand me your depends?' The young lady said. 'Yep! These Depends never judge me and makes me feel very special.' The young lady walks away, as she continues to puke. The old guy says, 'She is so slow. I thought that she would have given me my Depends diaper back. 'Uh oh! What am I going to doo-do in now? That girl stole my Depends! (C) Copyrighted
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Is it wrong to want a Disney romance? That may seem a bit silly to say, But really now, Who doesn't want a prince to come sing sweet melodies, "I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream", Like seriously, Inside I be screaming "Marry me!" Unfortunately, my life is not like that, at all, I'm scrubbing floors like Cinderella cept I don't have a fairy godmother to help me off to my ball, I am the little red headed mermaid splashing around, ******* down saltwater, glancing up at Eric, wondering if he'll ever see me, Yep, I'm Belle alright, reading every night, Stuck in her dreams, hoping Gaston will quit bothering me, Gosh! I want my beast already, I want my star to grant my wish, That the spell would break from true loves kiss, But either way I'm still here, living with some dwarves cleaning up after them, Lucky ******** Hold up, that's not a very Disney thing to say. Either way, Disney got it right, We girls just want to be saved, Well I mean, I do, I don't know about the rest of you, Prince Charming can you just give me back my shoe, My heart is your's in return, I promise, Yeah, that's me waiting, wanting, wishing like always
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Oct 15, 2012
Oct 15, 2012 at 1:26 AM UTC
Disney Dreams
When you no no want eat Lemmon 'cause it no no not taste sweet You should not have sugar candy It's not healthy as can be...Now! There are new Thai Fruits discovered, in the Tropic Jungle heat! All them lovely Thailand Fruits! Make you mouth say" Tutti Fruit, Ah!" All exotic and delicious.. at first one is so suspicious... cause it taste so crazy wild But, even good for baby child... Big banana grow for monkey Yes, Thai Fruits tastes so fun funky! Mango for Bangkok street dancing, All Thai Fruit best for romancing... GrapeFruit great for big-big ape! Thai Fruit, in my my milk-shake! Grow head hairy with Strawberry! Dandy Fruit lovely big Cherry! Melon make wild man go yell... Thai Fruit put you in love spell Guava flavor in coffee Java yes, Thai Tree found in Bahama! Now, we eat up all da fruit, lovely-lovely Melon Fruit! cuase it makes sweet-nectar juice! Cleanse your Healthy body loose! There are new Thai Fruits we eat discover deep in Jungle heat! We love spicy Thailand Fruit! Make you mouth feel Tutti Fruit! "Yum Yum" sez baby child... Get Fruity Now! Sweet & Sour! Hep Hep Hurray! Thai Fruit, yum yum yum! Don't need no *** *** *** Feeling Fruity all over, sensation of all flavor... a brand new taste I now savor .... Mmmmmmmm Deeelicious! Thailand Fruit is now: what we all Favor !!!! Thai Fruit Taste, the one we love... All the many are so nice... Like Mangosteen herb spice We all want Thai Fruit now, is the flavor in our mouth...Sugar Chocolate Candy can go south... ' 'cause dem no don't tastes as sweet... Theres the new Thai Fruit we discover in the Jungle fill with heat! It is the lovely Thai Thai Fruit! Make you go go Tutti Fruit! It is exotic and delicious.. Now no one is suspicious... cause it taste so yummy wild We feel like baby child... Yep, it make all go hog WILD!!! (c) 2009 David Wayne Clare all rights reserved in perpetuity - Intellectual Property use by permission
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Dec 1, 2014
Dec 1, 2014 at 3:00 AM UTC
The Fruit Poem... for kids
When you no no want eat Lemmon 'cause it no no not taste sweet You should not have sugar candy It's not healthy as can be...Now! There are new Thai Fruits discovered, in the Tropic Jungle heat! All them lovely Thailand Fruits! Make you mouth say" Tutti Fruit, Ah!" All exotic and delicious.. at first one is so suspicious... cause it taste so crazy wild But, even good for baby child... Big banana grow for monkey Yes, Thai Fruits tastes so fun funky! Mango for Bangkok street dancing, All Thai Fruit best for romancing... GrapeFruit great for big-big ape! Thai Fruit, in my my milk-shake! Grow head hairy with Strawberry! Dandy Fruit lovely big Cherry! Melon make wild man go yell... Thai Fruit put you in love spell Guava flavor in coffee Java yes, Thai Tree found in Bahama! Now, we eat up all da fruit, lovely-lovely Melon Fruit! cuase it makes sweet-nectar juice! Cleanse your Healthy body loose! There are new Thai Fruits we eat discover deep in Jungle heat! We love spicy Thailand Fruit! Make you mouth feel Tutti Fruit! "Yum Yum" sez baby child... Get Fruity Now! Sweet & Sour! Hep Hep Hurray! Thai Fruit, yum yum yum! Don't need no *** *** *** Feeling Fruity all over, sensation of all flavor... a brand new taste I now savor .... Mmmmmmmm Deeelicious! Thailand Fruit is now: what we all Favor !!!! Thai Fruit Taste, the one we love... All the many are so nice... Like Mangosteen herb spice We all want Thai Fruit now, is the flavor in our mouth...Sugar Chocolate Candy can go south... ' 'cause dem no don't tastes as sweet... Theres the new Thai Fruit we discover in the Jungle fill with heat! It is the lovely Thai Thai Fruit! Make you go go Tutti Fruit! It is exotic and delicious.. Now no one is suspicious... cause it taste so yummy wild We feel like baby child... Yep, it make all go hog WILD!!! (c) 2009 David Wayne Clare all rights reserved in perpetuity - Intellectual Property use by permission
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As I walked through the apartment door, I did not expect anything more but comic books and video games Scattered on the floor. I felt like I was at a comic book store back down south. Batman, Superman and the green guy too. Posted on the walls for all who entered to view. But I had no idea who the hell they were. All I knew was that they had powers, Till Brett gave me the rundown for about an hour. Batman is a super-rich guy, with a fly ride. His parents were murdered by an evil guy. So Batman goes around knocking bad guys out. For he won’t **** you because of how his parents went out. Then we have Superman over to my left, A very fast man, with an “S” on his chest. He gets dressed in phone booths, then fly’s to save the day. He’s got x-ray vision, yep right through your shirt. If you turn around then it’s your skirt. Then we have my favorite one of them all, Green lantern with his ring of power. Making fists and gripping things. Anything is possible when he’s wearing that ring. So this is all I got out of my superhero lesson, They are all really good guys with their own little blessing.
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Jul 24, 2014
Jul 24, 2014 at 6:31 PM UTC
Superheros
A green flamingo Did land with the flock Frank said "you ok" "Yep" "Air sick once more" I tried to fly with my eyes Closed But I flew in to a "Tree" "Bill" & More, I tried to hitch a ride But the plane engine ****** me in"** Now my head is bald And my bottom is Cold, & Soar, I think next time Ill take the  train I only hope I don't get motion sickness I'll be an odd flamingo if I am green once more.
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Nov 30, 2014
Nov 30, 2014 at 1:47 PM UTC
Green Flamingo (Nonsense Poem)
My wife, she likes those six pack abs But me, I've got a keg She can see that thing anytime she likes And I won't even make her beg I see myself as a muscle man I workout everyday Watching Tv with my plate on my belly And putting that food away My workout plan is a strenuous task All I gotta do is eat I know it works 'cause my belly keeps growing Until I can't even see my feet I go to the gym at least five times a day Gym is the name of my fridge There's so many ropes holding up my pants 'Til it looks like the brooklyn bridge Yep, she really loves those six pack abs And she says I'm shaped like an egg It takes a very long time to look like this So she better get used to the keg
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Mar 29, 2011
Mar 29, 2011 at 11:20 AM UTC
Six Pack Abs
So many memories they tend to cloud my mind Smells of the food cooking in the kitchen Family gathered— ready and at attention So many memories they tend to cloud my mind I remember when we used to play in the park I remember when our Grandma told us to be in before dark So many memories they tend to cloud my mind Sounds of laughter at Christmas time I remember when we used to wait up for Santa We were threatened with pepper in the eyes Remember that? Scared into sleepiness because our young minds didn’t know any better With the morning sun, we rise and shine to open presents together So many memories they tend to cloud my mind I remember these memories represented our close knit bond People grow People change I guess it’s naivety to think it would forever stay the same It’s the memories we cherish and should hold them close Keeping the people near and dear that we love the most Because there will come a time when the reaper must stake his claim We never invite him, but it doesn’t matter because he already has the name He may come in quick or take his time, but when he comes it leaves us blind Blinded by hurt Blinded by pain Blinded by the fact we will never see our loved one again Blinded by the new memories of a new type of hurt—a new type of pain Then the memories overflow and fill the frontal lobe-the part of the brain where memories and speech are controlled You become speechless because you become filled and overwhelmed with the loss Family comes together to comfort each other You haven’t seen some in years—it’s been so long since you’ve seen them you want to burst out in tears. Kids have grown and don’t look the same So handsome and beautiful, but you don’t remember their names That’s how long—how long it’s been Again, it’s a shame. You ask, “Why does it take death to bring the family together again?” Then, in an instant, tears begin to form in the wells of your eyes You realize how things have really changed and you don’t quite understand why So many memories they tend to cloud my mind I remember that there is a need to change the timeline I remember when I decided to finally say Don’t let the family, your blood, fade away Embrace each other Love each other Motivate each other Cherish each other Protect each other Keep each other Continue to make memories—no matter how old we get Make sure the family remains close knit Yep, so many memories they just tend to cloud my mind Family should always be together—until the end of time.
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Apr 13, 2017
Apr 13, 2017 at 8:03 AM UTC
So Many Memories
So many memories they tend to cloud my mind Smells of the food cooking in the kitchen Family gathered— ready and at attention So many memories they tend to cloud my mind I remember when we used to play in the park I remember when our Grandma told us to be in before dark So many memories they tend to cloud my mind Sounds of laughter at Christmas time I remember when we used to wait up for Santa We were threatened with pepper in the eyes Remember that? Scared into sleepiness because our young minds didn’t know any better With the morning sun, we rise and shine to open presents together So many memories they tend to cloud my mind I remember these memories represented our close knit bond People grow People change I guess it’s naivety to think it would forever stay the same It’s the memories we cherish and should hold them close Keeping the people near and dear that we love the most Because there will come a time when the reaper must stake his claim We never invite him, but it doesn’t matter because he already has the name He may come in quick or take his time, but when he comes it leaves us blind Blinded by hurt Blinded by pain Blinded by the fact we will never see our loved one again Blinded by the new memories of a new type of hurt—a new type of pain Then the memories overflow and fill the frontal lobe-the part of the brain where memories and speech are controlled You become speechless because you become filled and overwhelmed with the loss Family comes together to comfort each other You haven’t seen some in years—it’s been so long since you’ve seen them you want to burst out in tears. Kids have grown and don’t look the same So handsome and beautiful, but you don’t remember their names That’s how long—how long it’s been Again, it’s a shame. You ask, “Why does it take death to bring the family together again?” Then, in an instant, tears begin to form in the wells of your eyes You realize how things have really changed and you don’t quite understand why So many memories they tend to cloud my mind I remember that there is a need to change the timeline I remember when I decided to finally say Don’t let the family, your blood, fade away Embrace each other Love each other Motivate each other Cherish each other Protect each other Keep each other Continue to make memories—no matter how old we get Make sure the family remains close knit Yep, so many memories they just tend to cloud my mind Family should always be together—until the end of time.
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Serendipity. You ******* what! What you saying, pal? Serendipity, oh aye, all right, Aye, seren-fuckin-dipity; whatever! Tell it to the raggedy soaked-wino, Look into his rheumy eyes, really look, Want to kiss his toothless grin, eh? Do you? Feel his sore-ridden tongue searching you out, Nay, I thought not, anyway, he hears nothing, Nothing except the rattle of change. Tell it to the punctured ****** go on, Cold body on a cold linoleum floor, He can’t hear you either, maybe though, Maybe, slipping away on the last tide of life, Do-gooder, maybe he will hear you call, ‘Serendipity’ and wonder: what the **** Until blackness closes in, blanking the stars. Tell it to the Fourth Bridge jumpers, go on, Always falling; to them, falling forever, In hearts and minds, the event horizon of death, Trapped in limbo, leaving unbearable hurt behind, Along with serendipity and bad choices. And the young, oh they need serendipity, Cruelty of life glittering in furtive wary eyes, Old already, far beyond halcyon blue-skies, Used and abused by those closest, the shame, Erosion of trust and sincerity completed over night, Christmas ghosts: slovenly laggards by comparison. Resilient youth! Yep, they ******* need to be, Grinding machine of town-life hunting them, Scouring dark corners, gnashing jaws growling, Crunching down darkened alleys, feeding, Lapping up the young blood of runaways, Slavering maw eating them alive; laughing. With serendipity, they can lie low, maybe hide, Dream of escape, for they all want out, Putting misery behind them, quelling cruelty, After all, they live in a lucky ******* town, So escape is not impossible, no, Unlikely, yes, poor wee ******** Serendipity should shout a loud warning, Run, scrawny urchins, run if you can, Run for your lives, the rest of your lives, Town-life’s grinding machine awaits, Watches for you, so keep running, Never stop, never look back, Not ever, not ever, Serendipity. ©Paul Chafer 2014
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May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 7:32 PM UTC
Serendipity
Serendipity. You ******* what! What you saying, pal? Serendipity, oh aye, all right, Aye, seren-fuckin-dipity; whatever! Tell it to the raggedy soaked-wino, Look into his rheumy eyes, really look, Want to kiss his toothless grin, eh? Do you? Feel his sore-ridden tongue searching you out, Nay, I thought not, anyway, he hears nothing, Nothing except the rattle of change. Tell it to the punctured ****** go on, Cold body on a cold linoleum floor, He can’t hear you either, maybe though, Maybe, slipping away on the last tide of life, Do-gooder, maybe he will hear you call, ‘Serendipity’ and wonder: what the **** Until blackness closes in, blanking the stars. Tell it to the Fourth Bridge jumpers, go on, Always falling; to them, falling forever, In hearts and minds, the event horizon of death, Trapped in limbo, leaving unbearable hurt behind, Along with serendipity and bad choices. And the young, oh they need serendipity, Cruelty of life glittering in furtive wary eyes, Old already, far beyond halcyon blue-skies, Used and abused by those closest, the shame, Erosion of trust and sincerity completed over night, Christmas ghosts: slovenly laggards by comparison. Resilient youth! Yep, they ******* need to be, Grinding machine of town-life hunting them, Scouring dark corners, gnashing jaws growling, Crunching down darkened alleys, feeding, Lapping up the young blood of runaways, Slavering maw eating them alive; laughing. With serendipity, they can lie low, maybe hide, Dream of escape, for they all want out, Putting misery behind them, quelling cruelty, After all, they live in a lucky ******* town, So escape is not impossible, no, Unlikely, yes, poor wee ******** Serendipity should shout a loud warning, Run, scrawny urchins, run if you can, Run for your lives, the rest of your lives, Town-life’s grinding machine awaits, Watches for you, so keep running, Never stop, never look back, Not ever, not ever, Serendipity. ©Paul Chafer 2014
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An urban legend of sorts they said, of a tree, of a branch that took any weight given. it has nickname It had a place in secluded nature where no one seen. **"The *** tree,** "Really, "Ye but you have to watch your step, "Why?? "Well lets just say its a well fertilized ground, "The earth and plants feed well on the, "Sap, "Seeds, Not from one but the many, I heard the branch Can take any weight, a gentlemen of plentiful weight Tested the legend and got stuck **** naked Not for a, "Moment, "Minute, "Hours, "Was he stuck, birthday suit and all, His lady friend had jogged off with wallet and all, Its on YouTube, Called tree hugger nudist, There is loads of dents little *** holes, Some say its all the ***** ******* So many hard ones poking dents, indentations forever of ******* against this tree. "I've been their done that, Really, "Never again, "Were standing on this branch, "What's that look for, "Nothing, (Giggles under breathe) "Getting into the moment, "Thought sap, "Tree sap, "Was seeping in to my hair, "Don't stop what happened stuck, *"Pants down skinny **** man up tree,* (giggles loudly) "Dude I'm 6 foot 5inches, It was sap of a different kind, (Gags in mouth) No Fudging way, Yep that's not the worst, "How the hell does some one seed a tree that high, **"It was like the tree was ******* itself,** "Old juice, sap, Klingon, "What ever I throw up on her, She bit down, I, we feel three feet out the tree, "So that's what the plaster cast is from, "Is that why your walking funny, Twenty nine stitches its like something From a Frankenstein film, Never again my friend a bed is where ill be from Now on, she fell in a puddle of Jib juice triplets She had all three different, DNA tests on all Who visited the tree. As a video recorded of all who entered, Just not the naked bits seen. **"Nature can keep its *** tree,**    "I'll be lucky if mine works again, "Mine isn't wood its a limp branch now, *"Dude you got ****** by wood,* "Bitten limp by teeth, "Unlucky bro, "Hahahahah, "Rather you than me,
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Jul 14, 2015
Jul 14, 2015 at 5:36 PM UTC
The *** Tree
An urban legend of sorts they said, of a tree, of a branch that took any weight given. it has nickname It had a place in secluded nature where no one seen. **"The *** tree,** "Really, "Ye but you have to watch your step, "Why?? "Well lets just say its a well fertilized ground, "The earth and plants feed well on the, "Sap, "Seeds, Not from one but the many, I heard the branch Can take any weight, a gentlemen of plentiful weight Tested the legend and got stuck **** naked Not for a, "Moment, "Minute, "Hours, "Was he stuck, birthday suit and all, His lady friend had jogged off with wallet and all, Its on YouTube, Called tree hugger nudist, There is loads of dents little *** holes, Some say its all the ***** ******* So many hard ones poking dents, indentations forever of ******* against this tree. "I've been their done that, Really, "Never again, "Were standing on this branch, "What's that look for, "Nothing, (Giggles under breathe) "Getting into the moment, "Thought sap, "Tree sap, "Was seeping in to my hair, "Don't stop what happened stuck, *"Pants down skinny **** man up tree,* (giggles loudly) "Dude I'm 6 foot 5inches, It was sap of a different kind, (Gags in mouth) No Fudging way, Yep that's not the worst, "How the hell does some one seed a tree that high, **"It was like the tree was ******* itself,** "Old juice, sap, Klingon, "What ever I throw up on her, She bit down, I, we feel three feet out the tree, "So that's what the plaster cast is from, "Is that why your walking funny, Twenty nine stitches its like something From a Frankenstein film, Never again my friend a bed is where ill be from Now on, she fell in a puddle of Jib juice triplets She had all three different, DNA tests on all Who visited the tree. As a video recorded of all who entered, Just not the naked bits seen. **"Nature can keep its *** tree,**    "I'll be lucky if mine works again, "Mine isn't wood its a limp branch now, *"Dude you got ****** by wood,* "Bitten limp by teeth, "Unlucky bro, "Hahahahah, "Rather you than me,
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Alice was walking At the back of her yard when she spotted a gnome well....standing guard she knew she was gnomeless she had a ball and a stone but there in her garden was a short, stocky gnome he knew that she saw him he tried not to blink he stopped all his breathing this'll fool her i think she walked down the garden stopped ten feet away looking close at this person who was dressed in green gray she thought, this is crazy a gnome in my yard it was then that he moved and he held out his card she looked at the writing it did her no good it was written in gnomish and only gnomes understood the stare off continued and then she asked loud who are you, you gnome you standing so proud he said, i am biffles at your service i am in the back of your garden here in East Ham she said, why my garden what is special to you about my dear roses and my runner beans too he said, that a meeting of the higher up gnomes was being held there that night there were elves and some pixies and some twenty odd sprite they were there all around her though they couldn't be seen watching her closely in ten shades of green well, biffles ...young sir what is your job while here you aren't at the meetings what do you do my dear i am sargeant at arms when we're here or at home i guess you could call me (wait for it) yep...i'm a guardin' gnome
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Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014 at 7:21 PM UTC
Gnome in my yard
Yep puppy sitting my daughters eleven week old red fox Labrador ***** All long legs big feet and puddles of *** on the carpet Oh dear, Mollie dogs not happy This pup is into everything The contents of my pockets now strewn over the floor, Teeth marks in my very expensive cell phone But I wouldn't change anything Its been eight years since Mollie dog was a puppy And I'd forgotten what fun they can be Anyway how do I explain to my daughter about The scratches on Ambers' nose? Well she learned the hard way about what happens When a puppy investigates one of my boys
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Aug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 10:11 AM UTC
Puppy Sitting
Hey somebody pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes  on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Always underachieve Failing everything I do Failing them, keep failing you Can't seem to do Anything I set my mind too I'm looking around For something worth living for Every time I find something It escapes my grasp Always end up back on my *** Can't seem to get it right No matter how hard I try Can't appear to get it right No matter how hard I fight Hey somebody, pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Why does life smack you in the face When you're circling the drain The skies have turned to grey You're miserable every day Can't seem to catch a break No matter how many Kit Kats you ate Is this it, is this my fate Staying up until late Just so that I can contemplate Every **** mistake I've ever made Hey somebody, pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Do you know What it feels like To stare at your phone No messages coming through Feel like nobody even cares about you Yep you wonder what you can do Is there something wrong with me Is there are reason people hate me What is it they need to see To see I'm worth some time Every once in a while Trying to hide this emotion Behind a smile All these sarcastic remarks Covering scars Hey somebody, pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Can't seem to make it pay to pay All this debt is crushing me And I'm losing my mind every night To that devil inside The one that won't let you sleep He even haunts you in your dreams There no escaping this reality And all I can do Is keep on strolling through The best that I can Hope that someone understands Maybe one day I'll find happiness again Hey somebody, pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need I want to get dramatic Don't tell me not to get dramatic Don't say I'm complicated No, I'm not complicated I'm talking straight Hey wait, wait Sister pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo You know I want to get Emo ©2017 Written By Benji James
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May 20, 2017
May 20, 2017 at 8:16 AM UTC
Pass Me The Eyeliner (Get Emo)
Hey somebody pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes  on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Always underachieve Failing everything I do Failing them, keep failing you Can't seem to do Anything I set my mind too I'm looking around For something worth living for Every time I find something It escapes my grasp Always end up back on my *** Can't seem to get it right No matter how hard I try Can't appear to get it right No matter how hard I fight Hey somebody, pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Why does life smack you in the face When you're circling the drain The skies have turned to grey You're miserable every day Can't seem to catch a break No matter how many Kit Kats you ate Is this it, is this my fate Staying up until late Just so that I can contemplate Every **** mistake I've ever made Hey somebody, pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Do you know What it feels like To stare at your phone No messages coming through Feel like nobody even cares about you Yep you wonder what you can do Is there something wrong with me Is there are reason people hate me What is it they need to see To see I'm worth some time Every once in a while Trying to hide this emotion Behind a smile All these sarcastic remarks Covering scars Hey somebody, pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Can't seem to make it pay to pay All this debt is crushing me And I'm losing my mind every night To that devil inside The one that won't let you sleep He even haunts you in your dreams There no escaping this reality And all I can do Is keep on strolling through The best that I can Hope that someone understands Maybe one day I'll find happiness again Hey somebody, pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo Yep **** it I'm the drama queen Always get it wrong it seems Some say I complain too much But I don't give zero ***** Sometimes you need a whinge Yeah just have a little ***** Wise words from the drama king Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need Focus all eyes on me, I've got something to say Listen to what comes out of my mouth Maybe I'm talking a lot of **** right now Focus all eyes on me, Attention is what I need I want to get dramatic Don't tell me not to get dramatic Don't say I'm complicated No, I'm not complicated I'm talking straight Hey wait, wait Sister pass me the eyeliner Because I want to get Emo You know I want to get Emo ©2017 Written By Benji James
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She mentioned in passing, That if anything was to happen, They asked if I could be yours. To shout at to tidy my room, Clean the dishes, Or tell me to **** off when my heart was broken. You think your greatest gestures were the presents, tickets, trips, autographs, The army of "Please look after this bear" Paddingtons, But you're wrong. It was the two sentence emails, Telling me cocktails could take the edge off chemo. It was teaching me how to swear. It was the cough and mumbled 'Luvyuutu" over the phone, reluctant but not regretful. That call she made probably ended, With a pause, a gulp, a tremor in your voice. It would be you who'd shorten such an important answer. A "Yep". A clack of the phone on the desk. And a "Luvyuutu, Ferg." after you hung up.
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Jun 24, 2011
Jun 24, 2011 at 1:22 PM UTC
Paddington Bear.
Fine arts is my major in school...I have enjoyed art, photography and of course writing ever since I was young; and I still do... I know this may sound odd but no matter the form of art; even if its just scribbled notes I keep all my rough drafts... My mom she calls me the "paparazzi" of the family...I am always snapping picture... Can you believe I have over 900  and counting; notebooks, sketchpads, and loose-leaf binders full of all my ideas, sketches and odd thoughts that may pop in my head?.. I've been collecting since I was 6 years old.... ART; any type was and still is my passion today...  I try to carry a notebook, sketchpad and my camera everywhere I go to jot down or capture the little things that come to my mind.... Sometimes my notes don't even make a bit of since but it is the creativity I put into them that makes it fun.... When ever I feel I've hit a writers or artist BLOCK I go through my notebooks.  I'm always seeing something inspiring that may take me to another world of imagination. I think I could probably write a book or two with all the thoughts I've collected.. Yep That's Me ... LadyBird
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Jan 14, 2015
Jan 14, 2015 at 11:30 AM UTC
LadyBird-- Bio