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"tuckered" poems
There's Dasher and Dancer Then Prancer and ***** Comet and Cupid Then Donner and Blitzen If you think these are reindeer Then you would be wrong And it's not crazy words In some Christmassy song See, they are my brothers Don't anybody laugh For these are hillbilly names From Polecat Path It's a place in the hills In East Tennesee On the top of a mountain As high as can be Here, Christmas is different There's no reindeer or sleigh We use an old covered wagon It works better that way We make toys in the smoke house For most of the year While smoking our hams 'Til Christmas is near Then we load up the wagon With granny on the reins Her wooden teeth all gummy With rootbeer stains Now the wagon is pulled By my brothers and I We're plumb tuckered out 'Cause people can't fly Well, you get the picture About Christmas in the hills It's a hillbilly adventure On wagon wheels Now there's much more to tell But it's time to run off 'Cause we're loading the wagon Your friend, Rudolph
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Nov 3, 2010
Nov 3, 2010 at 8:16 PM UTC
A Hillbilly Christmas
when you would have thought that nerve had gone, worn down, when you would have thought that sense was a nub, tuckered out, given a well deserved rest, after all, it was the best of each of us maybe a glow, flickering in and out, a summer sun between clouds, the occasional pang pinging, radiant, radiating in forgotten places, luxury good, can’t longer afford, once, given with a happy reckless crazy how love stays with me, low grade infection, ready to spread, bud by morning, afternoon full blossom, black wilt by next daylight, can’t decipher, finally decide, these tremors make old age life worthy? absent, but memorized slivers, old poems, drive by glances of places, hurt like hell so briefly, double over, no one notices, so fast dispensed, it’s crazy how love stays with me, and it’s a crazy that tastes so good, hurts so awfully good, so badly bad perhaps that is why behind my back, not to my face, they whisper,  call me, the guy, still crazy after all these years, just still crazy after all these tears, or just,                                  still crazy
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Jul 9, 2023
Jul 9, 2023 at 5:45 AM UTC
“it’s just crazy how love stays with me
The lone eagle makes its solo journey over the vast horizon I can see my flag in the setting sun as the lemon halo of fire becomes a vivid pomegranate red, the turquoise sky darkening into a sea of navy blue and wispy, white clouds   are hovering over us like spirits in the universe Lady Liberty, overlooking the evening of the New York Harbor, displays her lit up torch like a cosmic nightlight She forever sheds light over weary Americans to remind us to still dream the American dream but that vision often seems so out of our common reach Uncle Sam has put on his nightcap, a tuckered, old man is he The crickets are chirping, singing to me their strange lullabye as I think I'll call it a night Goodnight, America, Goodnight
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Nov 14, 2010
Nov 14, 2010 at 10:33 AM UTC
Goodnight, America, Goodnight
Look what the cat done drug in Slow on down... darlin’! Hol’ yo horses! Don’t go get’n a conniption fit Or get’n your knickers in a knot! Hush up Or’n I’m a goin **** a knot in yo tail! I’m busy as a one legged cat in a sandbox,   but I’m fixin tell what we got here at JuJu’s Now lookie here... we got crawfish mild spicy crawfish medium spicy crawfish spicy spicy we got crawfish with corn crawfish with sausage crawfish with potatoes we got crawfish with red sauce crawfish with pink sauce crawfish with melted butter If y’all a bit dry... we got crawfish with canned soda crawfish with bottled water crawfish with beer crawfish with BYOB Or we gots jus’ crawfish Go on an pick how yo’ want yo’ crawfish spiced, then go on an decide what yo’ wanna add!  I reckon we gots dang near 362,888 ways to eat these here mudbugs You might could get spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage spicy spicy crawfish with corn spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and corn spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage, corn and potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and beer spicy spicy crawfish with corn and beer spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes and beer spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage, corn, potatoes and beer I could go on... till I’m plum tuckered out... but... Got it?  You good?? You want mushrooms Well, I’ll be Don’t go axin... what we ain’t got No siree bob, no mushrooms We also ain’t got tea, sweet or unsweet But sweet’s the only way to have tea sweetie If you want soda, you can get Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr Pepper Diet Dr Pepper, Hawaiian Punch, Brisk Tea Or Root Beer We also got shrimp... just boiled We also got gloves... half a dollar Well, I’m worn slap out! Watcha have a hankerin for?    Take your own sweet time!   Sit a spell You’ll soon be full as a tick on a big dog! Happy as a dead pig in sunshine! You’ll wanna slap yer mama! Can’t decide hon? I do declare! Aren’t you precious? (now... he startin get on my last nerve) Still...can’t make up your mind? Well... I can’t do it fer ya! (bout aggravatin as a rock) You picky?   (Lawd have mercy!) Bless your heart!   ©  2019 Jim Davis
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Apr 30, 2019
Apr 30, 2019 at 11:41 PM UTC
JuJu’s Crawfish Shak
Look what the cat done drug in Slow on down... darlin’! Hol’ yo horses! Don’t go get’n a conniption fit Or get’n your knickers in a knot! Hush up Or’n I’m a goin **** a knot in yo tail! I’m busy as a one legged cat in a sandbox,   but I’m fixin tell what we got here at JuJu’s Now lookie here... we got crawfish mild spicy crawfish medium spicy crawfish spicy spicy we got crawfish with corn crawfish with sausage crawfish with potatoes we got crawfish with red sauce crawfish with pink sauce crawfish with melted butter If y’all a bit dry... we got crawfish with canned soda crawfish with bottled water crawfish with beer crawfish with BYOB Or we gots jus’ crawfish Go on an pick how yo’ want yo’ crawfish spiced, then go on an decide what yo’ wanna add!  I reckon we gots dang near 362,888 ways to eat these here mudbugs You might could get spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage spicy spicy crawfish with corn spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and corn spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage, corn and potatoes spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage and beer spicy spicy crawfish with corn and beer spicy spicy crawfish with potatoes and beer spicy spicy crawfish with Zummo’s sausage, corn, potatoes and beer I could go on... till I’m plum tuckered out... but... Got it?  You good?? You want mushrooms Well, I’ll be Don’t go axin... what we ain’t got No siree bob, no mushrooms We also ain’t got tea, sweet or unsweet But sweet’s the only way to have tea sweetie If you want soda, you can get Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr Pepper Diet Dr Pepper, Hawaiian Punch, Brisk Tea Or Root Beer We also got shrimp... just boiled We also got gloves... half a dollar Well, I’m worn slap out! Watcha have a hankerin for?    Take your own sweet time!   Sit a spell You’ll soon be full as a tick on a big dog! Happy as a dead pig in sunshine! You’ll wanna slap yer mama! Can’t decide hon? I do declare! Aren’t you precious? (now... he startin get on my last nerve) Still...can’t make up your mind? Well... I can’t do it fer ya! (bout aggravatin as a rock) You picky?   (Lawd have mercy!) Bless your heart!   ©  2019 Jim Davis
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Like you were a first trip to NYC, or a perfect view of the cosmos from that clearing on Sylvan Avenue, I was agape and fawning while you sauntered out from your double doors, to the end of your driveway, to where I rocked on my heels eagerly on Allen Dr. at 6:23 Come 7:15, we bedecked your body with stripped and frayed Armani in tribute to the Walkers we've seen; cool-white fluorescence drew emphasis on the harmony between your ivory simper and each cobalt marble that rolled and flicked beneath your tuckered eyelids by some sort of beatnik artistry. Frankly, my chest swelled with fever when I noted the scrunch of your nose askance to liquid-latex applications, or the way black cherry sap wept from the corners of your mouth while dislodging the blood-capsule in-between your molars and your stately, hollow cheek at 7:50 And I noticed around 8:00, when I had slowed you to a halt near the crosswalk on Montauk between Coastal and Le Soir to fix the scar-tissue on your chin, that if I ever knew there to be one, you made a most stunning zombie with my Tom & Jerry cap lining your scalp; Which made the stain left by the makeup worth the trade of my hat in exchange for your company, as we picked up a twelve-pack at the 7-11 just down the street before we returned to the party.
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Dec 17, 2013
Dec 17, 2013 at 8:05 PM UTC
Zombies in Snapbacks
mumbles, jumbles, into the night my baby phoenix stumbles into its plight a better life was merely imagined but my dove, my dear, bitterly determined huddled witnesses there! in the square a drove of fireflies, watching her rebirth in fire, laid bare. her tuckered tail, dead-centered -- shaking off crimson pearls of lunar lunacy, henceforth, bleeding on her own time, her own tenancy. her talons look at us. we look at fiery lips that lash and scorch her. never more before his penetrating gaze, as her wings form a column of blaze. she soars, she screams: but to nothing but scorn -- the square-goers think she is just forlorn.   my dove, my dear, for your ****** death -- I pray it greets not a dragon's breath.
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Jun 4, 2023
Jun 4, 2023 at 10:34 AM UTC
death of a phoenix
In the dark shadows of the night I sleep with the crowd Tuckered away in my nice cozy bed Asleep i be not For nothing frightens me more then these dreams of memories I laugh I play "This is fun" I hear them say I cry I weep "Lets go home" I hear them say Where may that be I ponder Walking around with shadows that dwell The silent noise of a distant fan Turns to a speed boat; so fast, so fun Ends up to be a death trap so fast, lets run What is this place Where have I step What must be done Who are all that follow How do I get out The doors appear before me As though my words have awoke them from their deep slumbers Broken, splintered, nearly falling apart All these door were **** Except that one dressed in red wear A red so bright A red so dark Never understood, until just a few moments ago This is the door it has to be And where it leads no one dares proceed Its a dream my dear, I hear Whose dream is it, they scream with fear You must escape or be replaced, they whisper with haste And we are nothing more then a vivid door, they claim Follow the path marked green This will show you the way Marked with death you may not follow Marked with pain you may not know Marked with love you may not have Marked with hate you will not feel Marked with innocence you may not take So go ahead take one Be marked forever Or just drift away Either or you will not believe where you are What is this hellish theme A play, a sense   Well its make believe, a simple dream.
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Oct 19, 2012
Oct 19, 2012 at 2:24 AM UTC
Through the Vivid Door
Strawberries *that tumble off grocery stands of dusty wood-colored plastic wiped clean with rank rags dripping ***** water and a hint of bleach to **** germs.* Covered in dripping red *gooey sweet syrup that resembles sour sauce of lo mein Chinese restaurants, but encapsulates all feelings to nerve tinglings and lick chops to swallow drowned.* Atop a table *tuckered in the corner next to borrowed chairs that mismatch from three to one and darkened grain and pale wheat with a broken leg that will one day topple to the floor.* Retching from inhalation *as breath stops short lungs rejecting air from the path of recycle-ment like tossing used paper bowls into foundations for isla de debris.* Enlightenment of the general mood *from stumbled laughter into an inception loop of spinning tops and trading card games into a never ending bubble stream like a train braking and go to rest.* Dead like a corpse *as in sleep like the departed where nothing can be bothered except the alarm for tomorrow.* Because I am scared, for the shadow of despair, that will rise as a lion's roar, to claim the title "king," and rain down sorrow, before the lamed warrior can raise a piece, or a scholar a pipe, to ward away evil, and purify with ceremonious smoke.
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Mar 16, 2013
Mar 16, 2013 at 1:57 AM UTC
Shifted Memories
How "Gay" do you suppose, do you suppose you'll be When In Hell you burn, for all eternity - Every ****** every Queer, every **** and **** You're going to burn in Hell, while Satan ***** your **** - He'll tie you to a stump, barbed wire he will use Sulfuric acid boiling hot, out his **** does ooze - Then there are the Demons...can't wait to get their turn Pumping ******* pumping, in the place of no return - When they get tuckered out, a red-hot ***** they will use They'll ram it up your *** while they put to you the screws - Yes-sir-ee you'll be so "Gay", while you burn forevermore You ****** Queerass Fruitcake, God does you deplore
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 3:13 AM UTC
"Gay"
Martin may have been ******* by the Trump, no matter what words he strings together the other side holds trumps, & Martin's only human, but the other side seem of baser matter, fabricated out of cast-offs & junkmetal, empty gourds of echoing nothingness, aching voids, fathomless chasms, with truncheoned guardians, subservient menials, boot-licking lackeys, fawning & scraping Goebbel-like go-fers, Trump might have ******* him cos Martin is plumb tuckered & its only day 30, but of course Martin has the luxury of not being from South of the Border, a very poor man, a junked-up hillbilly man, a desperate man. Martin can give in to his so-heavy fatigue, that could be his choice, & he's lucky that way. ******* I'm so tired of this idiocy.
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Feb 28, 2017
Feb 28, 2017 at 1:24 AM UTC
Martin is *******
we drove through snowbanks today; one for the first time behind the wheel -- one with his eyes fixed on the road and me, just another passenger along for the ride.                    it was still lacing over the world with white, like nature pulling up her comforter and settling herself in for the season -- heavy down muting even the quietest quiets; we followed suit, put on the smiths and sent our tumultuous evening back to bed to curl up with a blanket or two, swap stories with tucked- in and tuckered out madam nature until we realize we're still alive -- and at this juncture (both figurative and literal) during the supposed shift in energy, spiritual awakening, consciousness, etc, we embraced the contradictory side of our cynical teenage bodies and sent our thoughts back to sleep with the current of his lilting voice and the subsequent waterfall of grieving piano notes, tinkling and sending splinters of icy shivers down each of our spines as we drove on through the gently imposed quiet of a cold down comforter.
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Dec 23, 2012
Dec 23, 2012 at 4:42 AM UTC
morrissey sings snow from sky
I've never cared too much for history, found no appreciation for it's multitude of names we commit to memorization there's a certain friend of mine, born in 1989- Sir Maximilian Relaxilian- and he lacked all motivation Since the origin of time, I have traced his family line and their genetic disposition towards supreme relaxation He's the great great great great grandson of the founder of vacation. And this founder's son Clyde, well, he invented the slide Clyde's kid brother Greg helped patent the keg. And Greg's great grandson Snyder sold the very first recliner. So whenever Max was challenged, troubled, bothered, or confused, He'd recite his family tree, and use the very same excuse:    "Hereditary mutations within each generation!"      And so he sat around and slept,      But never cleaned and never swept,      Never ran, never lept,      His promises were never kept. Maximilian never managed once to get up off his **** too tuckered out for bowling, just too lazy to putt; He Never traveled to the sink nor had he once bothered to think, too coward for a shower, found no reason not to stink. And then one super lazy afternoon a quarter after two, Maximilian had a visitor, I promise this is true: A tiger stood outside the door which he was too lazy to lock as if he'd try to find the **** beneath the pile of ***** socks. And then of course, it's no surprise he couldn't hear the kitty knock and once you hear what happened next I guarantee you will be shocked... The tiger tickled him and giggled him until his ticker stopped. So next time you think of staying in, instead of going out- or complain about the effort that it takes to leave the couch, Or refuse to leave the sheets or venture from a cozy pouch... just remember Maximilian Relaxilian, King of Slouch and stay out of bed instead, stretch your legs and use your head then count your blessings, kiss your mother motivate one another.
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Aug 8, 2011
Aug 8, 2011 at 9:08 PM UTC
Maximilian Relaxilian
I've never cared too much for history, found no appreciation for it's multitude of names we commit to memorization there's a certain friend of mine, born in 1989- Sir Maximilian Relaxilian- and he lacked all motivation Since the origin of time, I have traced his family line and their genetic disposition towards supreme relaxation He's the great great great great grandson of the founder of vacation. And this founder's son Clyde, well, he invented the slide Clyde's kid brother Greg helped patent the keg. And Greg's great grandson Snyder sold the very first recliner. So whenever Max was challenged, troubled, bothered, or confused, He'd recite his family tree, and use the very same excuse:    "Hereditary mutations within each generation!"      And so he sat around and slept,      But never cleaned and never swept,      Never ran, never lept,      His promises were never kept. Maximilian never managed once to get up off his **** too tuckered out for bowling, just too lazy to putt; He Never traveled to the sink nor had he once bothered to think, too coward for a shower, found no reason not to stink. And then one super lazy afternoon a quarter after two, Maximilian had a visitor, I promise this is true: A tiger stood outside the door which he was too lazy to lock as if he'd try to find the **** beneath the pile of ***** socks. And then of course, it's no surprise he couldn't hear the kitty knock and once you hear what happened next I guarantee you will be shocked... The tiger tickled him and giggled him until his ticker stopped. So next time you think of staying in, instead of going out- or complain about the effort that it takes to leave the couch, Or refuse to leave the sheets or venture from a cozy pouch... just remember Maximilian Relaxilian, King of Slouch and stay out of bed instead, stretch your legs and use your head then count your blessings, kiss your mother motivate one another.
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I am exhausted by the endless pontification from Professional apologists for every form of Bad behavior from the protected class of the day. I am tired of hearing from people for whom Race / *** / color / creed / disability / ****** orientation Is a hammer and the whole world is a nail. I am weary of politicians passing laws They neither read nor understand And of the media that gives them cover. I am fatigued by the endless lecturing from talking heads About the need to strictly adhere to political correctness And their attempts to quash speech and rewrite history. I am haggard from having to deflect the constant, blatant, Insidious efforts at indoctrination from the self-appointed Thought police peddling propaganda masquerading as news. I am burned out from the galloping gall, Of apologists portraying criminals as victims, While ignoring the harm done to their actual victims. I am tuckered out by the double standard, Of some racists who hide behind a perpetual cry of racism, As the only acceptable answer to every difficult question. I am petered out by having to listen, To the mad ravings of newly arrived Representatives, Barely out of diapers proposing ideas from The Twilight Zone. I am drained by the injustice of heroes attacked as monsters, Monsters treated as heroes and proudly worn on T-shirts, And those who stand for nothing but take a knee for the National Anthem. I am sapped by traitors who marry terrorists, Name their children after other terrorist warlords, Then demand the right to to come home to the country they betrayed. I am worn out by life in a world ruled by madness that expects me to Nod, pump my fist in the air and march in lockstep to an imposed Drumbeat while ignoring the man behind the curtain orchestrating the show.
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Feb 25, 2019
Feb 25, 2019 at 1:27 AM UTC
Exhausted [By those who sacrifice reason at the altar of political correctness]
I am exhausted by the endless pontification from Professional apologists for every form of Bad behavior from the protected class of the day. I am tired of hearing from people for whom Race / *** / color / creed / disability / ****** orientation Is a hammer and the whole world is a nail. I am weary of politicians passing laws They neither read nor understand And of the media that gives them cover. I am fatigued by the endless lecturing from talking heads About the need to strictly adhere to political correctness And their attempts to quash speech and rewrite history. I am haggard from having to deflect the constant, blatant, Insidious efforts at indoctrination from the self-appointed Thought police peddling propaganda masquerading as news. I am burned out from the galloping gall, Of apologists portraying criminals as victims, While ignoring the harm done to their actual victims. I am tuckered out by the double standard, Of some racists who hide behind a perpetual cry of racism, As the only acceptable answer to every difficult question. I am petered out by having to listen, To the mad ravings of newly arrived Representatives, Barely out of diapers proposing ideas from The Twilight Zone. I am drained by the injustice of heroes attacked as monsters, Monsters treated as heroes and proudly worn on T-shirts, And those who stand for nothing but take a knee for the National Anthem. I am sapped by traitors who marry terrorists, Name their children after other terrorist warlords, Then demand the right to to come home to the country they betrayed. I am worn out by life in a world ruled by madness that expects me to Nod, pump my fist in the air and march in lockstep to an imposed Drumbeat while ignoring the man behind the curtain orchestrating the show.
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Teresa!?!                ~Tanner!                Terribly                Tardy? Ticktock ;)               ~Time? T-minus 10 - - - - - - - 2 - 12:00am!                ~2020!!! 2020!!! Tequila Toast!                ~Tequilla                Toast—                To                2020!!! To 2020!!!                ~Terviseks! Terviseks!                ~Tasty :) Tequilla Tesoro                ~Tesoro? Translated "Treasure"                ~Tasty                Treasure ;) Top-notch!                ~Tip-top! (tender touch...)                ~Terrific                Timing :) Terrific Time...                ~Totally Thoughts?               ~Tired Terrible Timing :(                ~Terribly                Tuckered. Together Tonight?               ~Together                Tomorrow? Together Today! 12:00pm :)                ~That's                True!                Today,                12:00pm :) Terrific!                ~Till                Then—                Tootles! © 2020 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
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Jan 18, 2020
Jan 18, 2020 at 12:58 PM UTC
Terrible Timing
Holding a red, flowing scarf                                     on a day of all days                 when leaves dance in circles                 in corners tuckered away. Enchanting weather today                with a gathering protest of winds                 against an acrylic sky, opaque blue                                     grasping to steal sway a streak of red. Laughter stumbles over and down                 on a night of lonely nights                 to be had over lost scarves                                 trickled away by cloy, boiling bathwater. Phase in blackout, flickering lamp lights                where past looks back on future                and memories shift like the earth below                                                        in constant motion                                                                                                           she cries                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               help me.
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Mar 29, 2013
Mar 29, 2013 at 11:53 PM UTC
Raw
Holding a red, flowing scarf                                     on a day of all days                 when leaves dance in circles                 in corners tuckered away. Enchanting weather today                with a gathering protest of winds                 against an acrylic sky, opaque blue                                     grasping to steal sway a streak of red. Laughter stumbles over and down                 on a night of lonely nights                 to be had over lost scarves                                 trickled away by cloy, boiling bathwater. Phase in blackout, flickering lamp lights                where past looks back on future                and memories shift like the earth below                                                        in constant motion                                                                                                           she cries                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               help me.
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I’d put my feet up but for this **** poem. burning behind my temples, I drove this far today to be alone. Such a long mess of a day; I swear I’ve grown, but I’m too old- crows feet perched above dimples. I’d put my feet up but for this **** poem If I yawn and stretch my lungs any more I’ll decompose. I’d trade a kidney for a long shower to **** these road pimples; I drove this far to be alone. My eyes glaze like shivering chrome, tuckered out from scanning lousy stanzas full of samples. I’d put my feet up but for this **** poem But I’m still packed and unshowered, staring at memory foam And now, sitting with this pen in hand ain’t simple. I’d put my feet up but for this **** poem; I only drove this far to be alone.
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Aug 8, 2011
Aug 8, 2011 at 7:28 PM UTC
Put my feet up
It's the quietest time of night Where the moon has peaked All is hushed And you're supposed to be asleep But your mind plays games Making noise that keep you awake Mocking your restlessness and fears Little monsters play tug-of-war And swing from moonlit chandeliers I Find comfort in the dark A pitch black tranquility But little monsters search for a thought To keep me awake unwillingly Heart steadies like the sea Holding on to the evanescent dreams Waiting for the pounce of little feet Jumping on on you like a trampoline They've finally tuckered themselves out From running about They curl up beside me And count their sheep Beside little monsters I sleep
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Jul 12, 2020
Jul 12, 2020 at 8:50 PM UTC
Little Monsters
Phrases that I've longed to hear, he has lined with my left ear. Never done to create your own I wait for a sign; maybe tuckered eyes. Strained conversation, oh I do dwell. It is time to make cinch, it is time for // time for bed. Only to resume this talk of a rising tide, repeatedly in my ponderous head. (c.b)
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Oct 22, 2014
Oct 22, 2014 at 3:43 PM UTC
Weighty.
walking down the road now my car named ‘my writing’ abandoned 3, 4, 5, 10 miles back it’s hot, too hot and the sun shines down on me making me sweat uncomfortably and the road is long too long for me because it seems like I’ve been walking forever and yet I haven’t seen a sign of humanity yet then it comes screeching down the road; a car not used to the speed it has now; and in it is a man desperately looking for me he spotted me before I spotted him and just as I first heard his tires melting to the asphalt he was jumping out at me his tongue tied to the thought he was trying to eject from his body his talk excited, he said: “is that your car?” I stare blankly “is that your car?” “what car” I say “the one on the side of the road! that one!” he spurted out grin wide yes, I think so “fantastic! let me give you a lift!” ok I say ok I said not knowing what to think he asked me question after question (about the car) and told me how it was a masterpiece! a genuine miracle! a historic marker that I must continue to bring  to the world! ok I said (I disagreed, the piece of junk had just left me in the desert remember) he called a tow truck for the car he dropped me off at my house he gave me $5000 dollars (for the car) and then he drove off smile on his face I looked at the money, the tuckered out car, my house and thought: How lucky. Maybe there is something to this car maybe there was, because I just got back in it and drove down the highway like usual
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Jun 25, 2010
Jun 25, 2010 at 2:42 PM UTC
I've got it
walking down the road now my car named ‘my writing’ abandoned 3, 4, 5, 10 miles back it’s hot, too hot and the sun shines down on me making me sweat uncomfortably and the road is long too long for me because it seems like I’ve been walking forever and yet I haven’t seen a sign of humanity yet then it comes screeching down the road; a car not used to the speed it has now; and in it is a man desperately looking for me he spotted me before I spotted him and just as I first heard his tires melting to the asphalt he was jumping out at me his tongue tied to the thought he was trying to eject from his body his talk excited, he said: “is that your car?” I stare blankly “is that your car?” “what car” I say “the one on the side of the road! that one!” he spurted out grin wide yes, I think so “fantastic! let me give you a lift!” ok I say ok I said not knowing what to think he asked me question after question (about the car) and told me how it was a masterpiece! a genuine miracle! a historic marker that I must continue to bring  to the world! ok I said (I disagreed, the piece of junk had just left me in the desert remember) he called a tow truck for the car he dropped me off at my house he gave me $5000 dollars (for the car) and then he drove off smile on his face I looked at the money, the tuckered out car, my house and thought: How lucky. Maybe there is something to this car maybe there was, because I just got back in it and drove down the highway like usual
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There's this place I love to visit When the world Has tuckered Me out. It's a place Not known to many, Which works Just fine for me. It can be quiet When I want to be. Or raucous when I party. It's a place That comes to me To wrap me up And take me home When the fringes Of my soul Become so frayed And tattered, Ragged and threadbare, When the depths Of my heart Have lost all but one drop of hope. This place is my haven. And though I wish for you To find the peace here That I do, This place is mine And I just can't share it with you.
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Jun 21, 2014
Jun 21, 2014 at 12:40 PM UTC
Haven Mine
Today I found my long lost Pet Rock You know, the one from the 70's I was sure years ago I'd lost him for good Go ahead, ask if I'm happy I found him on the side of the road Just relaxing at doing nothing I guess without me in his life He was major bored or something I picked him up and we both hugged It was a very emotional moment I know what your thinking to yourself Kinda brings a tear to your eye now don't it After exchanging the usual pleasantries I placed him in a kerchief of silken lining If I didn't tell you I skipped all the way home You know I would be lying Getting back to the house all tuckered out We went early to bed I fluffed a pillow up just enough So Buddy could lay his weary head I can't tell you how good it feels right now To have my Pet Rock back home with me At last my life can get back into A mode of normalcy Wait....You didn't honestly think I would end it here did you? When we woke up early the next morning I poured Buddy a bowl Fruity Pebbles He looked at me rather strangely As if questioning, what do you think I'm some sort of cannibal? After that little speed bump in our relationship To get our friendship back on track I suggested we go somewhere special Buddy suggested we take a nap I'd forgotten after all these years How much he liked to lay around Guess nothing much has changed On this, his side of Gravel town Buddy and I do everything together My Love for this rock, can't get out of my head Where my life was once filled with immeasurable sadness Now overflows with loads of joy instead That is until the day we went to the park And he wanted to skip across the lake At that point I realize He and I might have made a grave mistake...
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Dec 16, 2015
Dec 16, 2015 at 3:12 PM UTC
Buddy Greystone (Pet Rock)
Today I found my long lost Pet Rock You know, the one from the 70's I was sure years ago I'd lost him for good Go ahead, ask if I'm happy I found him on the side of the road Just relaxing at doing nothing I guess without me in his life He was major bored or something I picked him up and we both hugged It was a very emotional moment I know what your thinking to yourself Kinda brings a tear to your eye now don't it After exchanging the usual pleasantries I placed him in a kerchief of silken lining If I didn't tell you I skipped all the way home You know I would be lying Getting back to the house all tuckered out We went early to bed I fluffed a pillow up just enough So Buddy could lay his weary head I can't tell you how good it feels right now To have my Pet Rock back home with me At last my life can get back into A mode of normalcy Wait....You didn't honestly think I would end it here did you? When we woke up early the next morning I poured Buddy a bowl Fruity Pebbles He looked at me rather strangely As if questioning, what do you think I'm some sort of cannibal? After that little speed bump in our relationship To get our friendship back on track I suggested we go somewhere special Buddy suggested we take a nap I'd forgotten after all these years How much he liked to lay around Guess nothing much has changed On this, his side of Gravel town Buddy and I do everything together My Love for this rock, can't get out of my head Where my life was once filled with immeasurable sadness Now overflows with loads of joy instead That is until the day we went to the park And he wanted to skip across the lake At that point I realize He and I might have made a grave mistake...
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less than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem explaining why i wanted to die found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis, a bowel movement wherein waste unable to expel from the **** of this guy which bout with ****** obstruction found me doubled over with lower abdominal distress whereby comfort found me unable to lie down nor sit upright (with back padded with pillows against the cellar brick wall), thus severe bloating a bonus well nigh and managed to muster the means to bare frigid arctic vortex aire to purchase the Acme brand Metamucil, which akin to drano doth ply thru the excretory tract supposedly loosening the stools, which optimism (product didst earn claim to fame) generated a sigh if that expressed intent to cease livingsocial would try humph enjoining this lvii year old married male to cede victory to the grim reaper, who would vie as winner de jure to this common fellow invoking libretto ohm resistant understudy waste not want not allowing, enabling and providing relief, without successful defecation despite the oppressive urge to bolster this uriah heap of balled up and tuckered i.e. pooped out five foot and ten inches of lovely bones thence mouthing retraction of former thought to cease existing, though a non-bull lever in any power broker qua mankind relief at long last provided posterior answered prayer yet, this scrivener scrutinizes his recurring pain in the *** jagged torture and asks a rhetorical one word question "WHY"?
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Apr 11, 2018
Apr 11, 2018 at 3:13 PM UTC
constipation hell worse than perdition
Please mister Find me a home I have me some money I'll throw you a bone Please mister I worked all my life I had me a place A place with my wife Cookie Construction Tore my home down They razed it to nothing Leveled to ground This city's so crowded There isn't the room For someone disabled Who has paid his dues Who served for his country The red, white and blue We'll give him some money And throw him his food We'll move him two counties It's better for him Then to let him live where His life did begin We'll give him new neighbors We'll give him new friends We'll give him a stamp card To eat with again Hey, you with the uncle How come no grin? I'm too tuckered; tired For this mess again
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Jan 11, 2016
Jan 11, 2016 at 10:09 AM UTC
Pushed, Shoved And Broken
Get down from there, my old man said, before you hurt yourself. Me and Little Sis were playing in the hayloft where all the bales were piled up high- so high they liked to touch the barn roof. I always liked to play in the fortress the bales made, like the castles and forts in the picture book on Grandma's shelf in the parlor. Pa and Grandpa worked all day getting in the hay, and when the day was done they would sit in the parlor and take turns drinking from the jug on the shelf. After a while they would start singing and cracking jokes and acting kind of foolish, and Grandma would holler at them and tell them to act their age, and when they got all tuckered out Grandma would put the cork back in the jug and put it back on the shelf. One time I was out playing in the barn, and I heard voices in the hayloft, sort of a rustling sound, and now and then a giggle, and I looked and saw Big Sis and the farmhand playing in the hay, and they saw me and yelled at me, telling me to go away and leave them alone. Later on I saw where Big Sis was getting kind of fat in the belly, and I said something about it, and Big Sis got all mad and threw her milk cup at me. Pa said something like that's what happens when girls make hay on their own, and Grandma said that ain't the right kind of hay to make, and Big Sis got kind of red in the face. I only ever saw Pa and Grandpa make the hay, and when I asked them what it all meant, they only chuckled, and told me to go out and play. I guess maybe I'll figure it out someday.
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Oct 24, 2016
Oct 24, 2016 at 5:51 PM UTC
Hay Making
Get down from there, my old man said, before you hurt yourself. Me and Little Sis were playing in the hayloft where all the bales were piled up high- so high they liked to touch the barn roof. I always liked to play in the fortress the bales made, like the castles and forts in the picture book on Grandma's shelf in the parlor. Pa and Grandpa worked all day getting in the hay, and when the day was done they would sit in the parlor and take turns drinking from the jug on the shelf. After a while they would start singing and cracking jokes and acting kind of foolish, and Grandma would holler at them and tell them to act their age, and when they got all tuckered out Grandma would put the cork back in the jug and put it back on the shelf. One time I was out playing in the barn, and I heard voices in the hayloft, sort of a rustling sound, and now and then a giggle, and I looked and saw Big Sis and the farmhand playing in the hay, and they saw me and yelled at me, telling me to go away and leave them alone. Later on I saw where Big Sis was getting kind of fat in the belly, and I said something about it, and Big Sis got all mad and threw her milk cup at me. Pa said something like that's what happens when girls make hay on their own, and Grandma said that ain't the right kind of hay to make, and Big Sis got kind of red in the face. I only ever saw Pa and Grandpa make the hay, and when I asked them what it all meant, they only chuckled, and told me to go out and play. I guess maybe I'll figure it out someday.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty thought he was clever and all So bit by bit he stacked his bricks And built it two hundred feet tall Swinging his legs And nodding his head He looked down from the top At small puckered wells And small tuckered hills Of the villagers all around him And so time flew by And his wall grew high And higher And higher And in the heathens As he touched the heavens He cried, “Look up, bow to me!” And so he went Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king’s horses And all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty Back together again But children, Don’t be sad But children, Don’t be sorry For that night the men swung their picks And the women scraped off the concrete And the children stole the bricks One by little one Till all that was left to his memory Was the flat crown of the ground Besides, the bricks weren’t really his, anyways
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Mar 15, 2021
Mar 15, 2021 at 8:34 AM UTC
Humpty Dumpty