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Why Men Cry in the Bathroom For so many reasons. I will tell you the why. I think you know, Or perhaps, you think you know. Men are always O.K., Even when not. We expect the worse, Accept the worse, Nonetheless, We are forever unprepared. Wearily, we cry, In the bathroom, in private, Lest sighs slip by, We be unmasked, Early warring, strife signs warning. Copious, tho we weep Before the mirror confessor, It is relief untethered, Unbinding of the feet, An uncounting Of beaded rosaries, Of freshly fallen hail stones, Of night times terrors By dawn's early edition's light, and welcomed. But look for the mute tear, The eye-cornered drop, *** tat, that never drops, But never ceases formation and Reforming, over and over again, In a state of perpetuity of reconstitution, *The tippy tear of an iceberg revealing, And I see you peeping, wondering, What is beneath* Look for: the torn worm-eaten edges of spirit, thrift shop bought, extra worn, grieving lines neath the eyes, where the salt has evaporated, discolored the skin. worry lines, under and above, browed mapped, furrowed boundaries. the laugh line saga, where better days are stored, recalled, as well as recanted, publicly, privately. Why just men? I don't know, Perhaps, it is all I know. end.<nml> Jan 6, 2013
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Jun 22, 2013
Jun 22, 2013 at 10:46 AM UTC
Do You Know Why Men Cry in the Bathroom? (2013, can u believe it)
I am worth more than my ******* My body is worth more than your ***** desires If you lust after me then prove your desires through a song, written words or simple communication Do not send me your less than mediocre ungroomed extremitie in a snap With the word ******* written on it Take you and your salivating mouth elsewhere If all you see me for is my *******
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Aug 31, 2015
Aug 31, 2015 at 8:37 PM UTC
*** Pic
Party He gropes her **** She grabs his **** He reckons she wants it Bad Bad Bad He was a *** She was a farce Her husband saw & he’s Mad Mad Mad
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Apr 15, 2015
Apr 15, 2015 at 4:37 PM UTC
Party
All these kids, They cry, Scream, And ***** "I WANT FREEDOM FROM MY PARENTS!" That simple freedom does not concern me. I want freedom, but not just from my parents so I can stay out late. I want freedom, From my peers, From my family, From the government, And from myself. I want to be free to walk down the halls, Hand in hand with a girl, Who I'm in love with. I want to be able to do that, With no fear in my heart. No worries or names called, Or punches thrown. I want that freedom. I want the freedom to be able to bring a girl home, And show her to my parents, And tell her how much I love her, In front of them. I want to be able to talk to my mom, About relationship problems, About the GIRL who broke my heart, But I cant. I want the freedom to marry. To marry any person I choose, No matter the gender. Male, Or female, It should not matter. My happiness, And the way I spend my life, Is not something that should be voted on, By those with half a brain. I want freedom from myself, To accept me, And be who I am, Without any shame. But I can't do that, Unless I have the freedom from others, To be me, And be happy with that. I want the freedom to be gay. Some may complain, That the gays are already free, Too much maybe. But that is not the case. We're not persecuted, But we're not free. All throughout history there has been movements for freedom. There was one of religious freedom, When puritans came to the New World from Britain. A war was started, And freedom came out with a victory. There was one of freedom for slaves, So that they could live the lives they wanted, And not have to be owned, And treated like property, By another human being. Once again, A war was started, And the slaves were freed. There was one of freedom for women, So that women could be the same as men, Equals. There were marches, And protests, And women rights came out on top. There was one of freedom for those of color, So that they can mix, And mingle, With the race that whites thought was superior. There were marches, And sit ins, Protests, And brawls, But guess who won in the end? We are working towards freedom of LGBTQ, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, questioning/queer, And one way or another, We will eventually get our freedom. Look at all these past freedom movements, There were always two sides to it. Which side are you on? Is it the right one? This is not the land of the free and the home of the brave. This is the land of the *** ******* cowards, And the home of the "You can be free, if we allow it." I think its about time we either lived up to our motto, Or changed it.
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Jan 2, 2014
Jan 2, 2014 at 11:14 PM UTC
Freedom
All these kids, They cry, Scream, And ***** "I WANT FREEDOM FROM MY PARENTS!" That simple freedom does not concern me. I want freedom, but not just from my parents so I can stay out late. I want freedom, From my peers, From my family, From the government, And from myself. I want to be free to walk down the halls, Hand in hand with a girl, Who I'm in love with. I want to be able to do that, With no fear in my heart. No worries or names called, Or punches thrown. I want that freedom. I want the freedom to be able to bring a girl home, And show her to my parents, And tell her how much I love her, In front of them. I want to be able to talk to my mom, About relationship problems, About the GIRL who broke my heart, But I cant. I want the freedom to marry. To marry any person I choose, No matter the gender. Male, Or female, It should not matter. My happiness, And the way I spend my life, Is not something that should be voted on, By those with half a brain. I want freedom from myself, To accept me, And be who I am, Without any shame. But I can't do that, Unless I have the freedom from others, To be me, And be happy with that. I want the freedom to be gay. Some may complain, That the gays are already free, Too much maybe. But that is not the case. We're not persecuted, But we're not free. All throughout history there has been movements for freedom. There was one of religious freedom, When puritans came to the New World from Britain. A war was started, And freedom came out with a victory. There was one of freedom for slaves, So that they could live the lives they wanted, And not have to be owned, And treated like property, By another human being. Once again, A war was started, And the slaves were freed. There was one of freedom for women, So that women could be the same as men, Equals. There were marches, And protests, And women rights came out on top. There was one of freedom for those of color, So that they can mix, And mingle, With the race that whites thought was superior. There were marches, And sit ins, Protests, And brawls, But guess who won in the end? We are working towards freedom of LGBTQ, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, questioning/queer, And one way or another, We will eventually get our freedom. Look at all these past freedom movements, There were always two sides to it. Which side are you on? Is it the right one? This is not the land of the free and the home of the brave. This is the land of the *** ******* cowards, And the home of the "You can be free, if we allow it." I think its about time we either lived up to our motto, Or changed it.
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The shadows against your skin, the light that hits your breast,  perfection in your curves my lips softly touch your chest.  Slowly kissing towards your neck, your hips pressed hard against my own. I trace your neck with my tongue and you beg me to go down. Nothing left on your body but your thong red as sin. I slowly pull them off, my lips follow down your skin. Hands grasping on your hips, teasing your inner thigh. Soft bites followed by kisses, I move closer, close your eyes... Legs resting on my shoulders, my hands all over your silhouette Your nails dig into my skin, my tongue has you dripping wet. Sucking softly on your **** nibbling on your lower lips. Licking from the bottom, going up, as you tighten up your hips. I feel every muscle tighten while my fingers are inside. A sigh of extesy when you *** the first time. I move up towards your breast as I bite and nibble on the tit. I pin your hands down, hips grinding, with my **** on your clit. Teasing you with the head, gliding it in nice and slow. Your back arches, I push harder, I love hearing you moan. You smile and bite your lower lip trying not to scream, Leaving marks down my back, take reality from a dream.
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Sep 29, 2015
Sep 29, 2015 at 12:09 PM UTC
Sinful Seduction
if i was a girl i wouldn’t shave i’d be a tomboy ballerina with upper body muscles maybe a **** or surfer girl smell a little subtle i’d be tough learn to take a punch but i’d also be fragile sensitive intelligent i’d dress down like female ducks gray beige brown yet wear thongs boots bikinis heals girl stuff if i was a girl i’d be freaked out by ************ and even more freaked out by menopause depressed i lost my wetness if i was a girl i’d flash *** crotch drive boys wild be a complete nymphomaniac **** until i found the right guy he’d be strong gentle patient caring with a cute ***** i don’t care how big if i was a girl i’d learn to give blow jobs really good acquire a taste for ***** and play that skill as my trump card if i was a girl i’d find a job roll up my sleeves be a hard worker impress my managers become a manager quit i would find another type of work maybe a writer painter if i was a girl i wouldn’t compete with men i’d simply be more creative smarter if i was a girl i’d want to give birth as scary profound as that might be i’d want to be a mom a nurturing loving attentive mom i’d garden cook sew clean stand by my man my children devoted to home and hearth if i was a girl i’d cry a lot but not in front of anyone if i was a girl i wouldn’t want to become an old woman surrounded by other old women taking care of sick old men or no old men if i was a girl i’d want to die instantly in an accident or in bed reaching ****** age 82 if i was a girl
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Sep 29, 2010
Sep 29, 2010 at 7:37 AM UTC
if i was a girl
if i was a girl i wouldn’t shave i’d be a tomboy ballerina with upper body muscles maybe a **** or surfer girl smell a little subtle i’d be tough learn to take a punch but i’d also be fragile sensitive intelligent i’d dress down like female ducks gray beige brown yet wear thongs boots bikinis heals girl stuff if i was a girl i’d be freaked out by ************ and even more freaked out by menopause depressed i lost my wetness if i was a girl i’d flash *** crotch drive boys wild be a complete nymphomaniac **** until i found the right guy he’d be strong gentle patient caring with a cute ***** i don’t care how big if i was a girl i’d learn to give blow jobs really good acquire a taste for ***** and play that skill as my trump card if i was a girl i’d find a job roll up my sleeves be a hard worker impress my managers become a manager quit i would find another type of work maybe a writer painter if i was a girl i wouldn’t compete with men i’d simply be more creative smarter if i was a girl i’d want to give birth as scary profound as that might be i’d want to be a mom a nurturing loving attentive mom i’d garden cook sew clean stand by my man my children devoted to home and hearth if i was a girl i’d cry a lot but not in front of anyone if i was a girl i wouldn’t want to become an old woman surrounded by other old women taking care of sick old men or no old men if i was a girl i’d want to die instantly in an accident or in bed reaching ****** age 82 if i was a girl
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The missus bought a Paperback   ...at Val Village, Saturday,   I had a look inside her bag;   ....T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".   Well I just left her to it,   And at ten I went to bed.   An hour later she appeared;   The sight filled me with dread…..   In her left she held a rope;   And in her right a whip!   She threw them down upon the floor,   And then began to strip.   Well fifty years or so ago;   I might have had a peek;   But Mabel hasn't weathered well;   She's eighty four next week!!   Watching Mabel bump and grind;   Could not have been much grimmer.   And things then went from bad to worse;   She toppled off her Zimmer!   She struggled back upon her feet;   A couple minutes later;   She put her teeth back in and said   .....I am the dominater !!   Now if you knew our Mabel,   You'd see just why I spluttered,   I'd spent two months in traction   For the last complaint I'd uttered.   She stood there **** and naked   Bent forward just a bit   I went to hold her, sensual like   and stood on her left ***   Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;   My god what had I done!?   She moaned and groaned then shouted out:   "Step on the other one"!!   Well readers, I can't tell no more;   About what occurred that day.   Suffice to say my jet black hair,   Turned fifty shades of Grey.
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Sep 4, 2014
Sep 4, 2014 at 8:30 PM UTC
50 shades of gray - a husbands view written by john summers
all aluminum alloy ammo   bane bat brakes badly basters back bones come call cthulhu Cristo cuz dead ********** dominate de download   even elven eternal endowments fail frivolously flaming for fair fraudulence grant good goggles give grandiose gratuity how hella homeboys have how he has If I ignore I implicate its implore jack jacks jacks kay killla kooks krack LAPD locks la lackeys maybe mom made mad monoxide no, no natural nix NOx neutralizes oh over overt opp only overlay orphic please protest politely panic pretenses perpetuity quiet quivers quiet queens remember rage reaps reciprocity so sour sits supplanters sat to tell them to tare trail *** tat? universal unhappiness underlays under us victory validates victors vanity why warble when winners wont waste worry wanting x-axis x-rays Xerophagy Xanax Xanthorroea you yodel yonder yet yahweh's yells Yarrish zero zag zealots zoos
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Jun 20, 2012
Jun 20, 2012 at 4:40 AM UTC
Untitled
Foreigners are people somewhere else, Natives are people at home; If the place you’re at Is your habitat, You’re a foreigner, say in Rome. But the scales of Justice balance true, And *** leads into tat, So the man who’s at home When he stays in Rome Is abroad when he’s where you’re at. When we leave the limits of the land in which Our birth certificates sat us, It does not mean Just a change of scene, But also a change of status. The Frenchman with his fetching beard, The Scot with his kilt and sporran, One moment he May a native be, And the next may find him foreign. There’s many a difference quickly found Between the different races, But the only essential Differential Is living different places. Yet such is the pride of prideful man, From Austrians to Australians, That wherever he is, He regards as his, And the natives there, as aliens. Oh, I’ll be friends if you’ll be friends, The foreigner tells the native, And we’ll work together for our common ends Like a preposition and a dative. If our common ends seem mostly mine, Why not, you ignorant foreigner? And the native replies Contrariwise; And hence, my dears, the coroner. So mind your manners when a native, please, And doubly when you visit And between us all A rapport may fall Ecstatically exquisite. One simple thought, if you have it pat, Will eliminate the coroner: You may be a native in your habitat, But to foreigners you’re just a foreigner.
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Goody for Our Side and Your Side Too
You kiss me, I kiss you You grab me, I stroke you On we go, *** for tat Push inside Fill me up Stretch me out I cling to you, surround you, arouse you Still and slow at first and the pressure builds Harder and faster, till we're all skin, and teeth, and nails And the smack of my skin on yours It's a race You pull me, I push you You scratch me, I bite you On and on it goes Breath mingling, sweat mixing Till we both come panting, leaning on each other This is physical, the most carnal desire. This I understand. In this we are mere objects; animals moving solely on instinct. It's the occasional tender touches that confuse me. A soft kiss on my forehead, your hand seeking out mine; these baffle me. Sometimes I wish I knew your intentions, sometimes I wish I knew mine. Do I want more from you then the physical? Do you desire more from me? In my wondering sometimes I think it might be nice to have a part of you, and to give you something more of me. But you never ask and I'm reluctant to offer. Where are your layers? Are we deeper than this kiddie pool we've been wading in? What are we? You never ask and I'm too cowardly to offer. So we remain laying together, so close yet so distant.
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Sep 18, 2012
Sep 18, 2012 at 10:30 AM UTC
Intimate
When I was a windy boy and a bit And the black spit of the chapel fold, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of women), I tiptoed shy in the gooseberry wood, The rude owl cried like a tell-tale *** I skipped in a blush as the big girls rolled Nine-pin down on donkey's common, And on seesaw sunday nights I wooed Whoever I would with my wicked eyes, The whole of the moon I could love and leave All the green leaved little weddings' wives In the coal black bush and let them grieve. When I was a gusty man and a half And the black beast of the beetles' pews (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of ******* Not a boy and a bit in the wick- Dipping moon and drunk as a new dropped calf, I whistled all night in the twisted flues, Midwives grew in the midnight ditches, And the sizzling sheets of the town cried, Quick!- Whenever I dove in a breast high shoal, Wherever I ramped in the clover quilts, Whatsoever I did in the coal- Black night, I left my quivering prints. When I was a man you could call a man And the black cross of the holy house, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of welcome), Brandy and ripe in my bright, bass prime, No springtailed tom in the red hot town With every simmering woman his mouse But a hillocky bull in the swelter Of summer come in his great good time To the sultry, biding herds, I said, Oh, time enough when the blood runs cold, And I lie down but to sleep in bed, For my sulking, skulking, coal black soul! When I was half the man I was And serve me right as the preachers warn, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of downfall), No flailing calf or cat in a flame Or hickory bull in milky grass But a black sheep with a crumpled horn, At last the soul from its foul mousehole Slunk pouting out when the limp time came; And I gave my soul a blind, slashed eye, Gristle and rind, and a roarers' life, And I shoved it into the coal black sky To find a woman's soul for a wife. Now I am a man no more no more And a black reward for a roaring life, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of strangers), Tidy and cursed in my dove cooed room I lie down thin and hear the good bells jaw-- For, oh, my soul found a sunday wife In the coal black sky and she bore angels! Harpies around me out of her womb! Chastity prays for me, piety sings, Innocence sweetens my last black breath, Modesty hides my thighs in her wings, And all the deadly virtues plague my death!
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Lament
When I was a windy boy and a bit And the black spit of the chapel fold, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of women), I tiptoed shy in the gooseberry wood, The rude owl cried like a tell-tale *** I skipped in a blush as the big girls rolled Nine-pin down on donkey's common, And on seesaw sunday nights I wooed Whoever I would with my wicked eyes, The whole of the moon I could love and leave All the green leaved little weddings' wives In the coal black bush and let them grieve. When I was a gusty man and a half And the black beast of the beetles' pews (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of ******* Not a boy and a bit in the wick- Dipping moon and drunk as a new dropped calf, I whistled all night in the twisted flues, Midwives grew in the midnight ditches, And the sizzling sheets of the town cried, Quick!- Whenever I dove in a breast high shoal, Wherever I ramped in the clover quilts, Whatsoever I did in the coal- Black night, I left my quivering prints. When I was a man you could call a man And the black cross of the holy house, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of welcome), Brandy and ripe in my bright, bass prime, No springtailed tom in the red hot town With every simmering woman his mouse But a hillocky bull in the swelter Of summer come in his great good time To the sultry, biding herds, I said, Oh, time enough when the blood runs cold, And I lie down but to sleep in bed, For my sulking, skulking, coal black soul! When I was half the man I was And serve me right as the preachers warn, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of downfall), No flailing calf or cat in a flame Or hickory bull in milky grass But a black sheep with a crumpled horn, At last the soul from its foul mousehole Slunk pouting out when the limp time came; And I gave my soul a blind, slashed eye, Gristle and rind, and a roarers' life, And I shoved it into the coal black sky To find a woman's soul for a wife. Now I am a man no more no more And a black reward for a roaring life, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of strangers), Tidy and cursed in my dove cooed room I lie down thin and hear the good bells jaw-- For, oh, my soul found a sunday wife In the coal black sky and she bore angels! Harpies around me out of her womb! Chastity prays for me, piety sings, Innocence sweetens my last black breath, Modesty hides my thighs in her wings, And all the deadly virtues plague my death!
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To have them shipped across the sea, sitting like ornamental drops tinsel strung around your eyes pocketed the tree walking down sunset avenue reeking of bamboo stalks and water chestnuts looking for a place to submerge your treasure with a rattling breath do you deflate And the Oak trunk that grows unimpeded hanging her branches caressing the Spaniard shingles the clay missionary tabs touching the stucco with a golden blade of sunlight cutting a thousand little strips to hang about the face moving a thousand miles a second stopped in place with the quiet repose of a yoga state humming and shimmering yet let me be sweet oak tree. And I wander through the canyon boulevard between the rocky cliffs and the endless riff of surf-rock echoed off skate parks and riding the PC highway hair bedraggled and snaked into next week lingering bonfire on the cotton shirt plant for plant *** for tat seed to breed Now dance, you and me. Insinuation drooling salivary tongue full bacon pigging out on burgers getting red-eyes from vegans smoking plants murderers We squirt, relish on the act of dying all things dying choking life second by second dying to live. Staring at neon fins lining the gravel lot Koi flickering beneath the celestial night Suspended pondwater pondering In surfce tension the deep mysteries of life Tracing the snake through the winding streams we watch atop the rooftop Gaia Taking in the burgeoning Ocean of incandescent tangerine and Peyote-light Cacti hidden somewhere between the quiet slumber of mindless streets aligned by formless hands Drinking the mescaline air Twisting the nightly moments as locks of hair I curled them, slipping, within my fingertips tracing the long winding road of Tao along her shoulders Enraptured by her sensual bliss When I finally drifted along the clouded memories of divine rumbling eyes she disappeared into the sky blinking along the Jet turbines Never meant to be mine for more than a night
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Aug 7, 2018
Aug 7, 2018 at 12:25 AM UTC
Nightly, Part 1
To have them shipped across the sea, sitting like ornamental drops tinsel strung around your eyes pocketed the tree walking down sunset avenue reeking of bamboo stalks and water chestnuts looking for a place to submerge your treasure with a rattling breath do you deflate And the Oak trunk that grows unimpeded hanging her branches caressing the Spaniard shingles the clay missionary tabs touching the stucco with a golden blade of sunlight cutting a thousand little strips to hang about the face moving a thousand miles a second stopped in place with the quiet repose of a yoga state humming and shimmering yet let me be sweet oak tree. And I wander through the canyon boulevard between the rocky cliffs and the endless riff of surf-rock echoed off skate parks and riding the PC highway hair bedraggled and snaked into next week lingering bonfire on the cotton shirt plant for plant *** for tat seed to breed Now dance, you and me. Insinuation drooling salivary tongue full bacon pigging out on burgers getting red-eyes from vegans smoking plants murderers We squirt, relish on the act of dying all things dying choking life second by second dying to live. Staring at neon fins lining the gravel lot Koi flickering beneath the celestial night Suspended pondwater pondering In surfce tension the deep mysteries of life Tracing the snake through the winding streams we watch atop the rooftop Gaia Taking in the burgeoning Ocean of incandescent tangerine and Peyote-light Cacti hidden somewhere between the quiet slumber of mindless streets aligned by formless hands Drinking the mescaline air Twisting the nightly moments as locks of hair I curled them, slipping, within my fingertips tracing the long winding road of Tao along her shoulders Enraptured by her sensual bliss When I finally drifted along the clouded memories of divine rumbling eyes she disappeared into the sky blinking along the Jet turbines Never meant to be mine for more than a night
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She was the ***** prize, he left her cos she had none. He was a right ***
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Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014 at 3:33 PM UTC
***** (17 word)
When I was a windy boy and a bit And the black spit of the chapel fold, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of women), I tiptoed shy in the gooseberry wood, The rude owl cried like a tell-tale *** I skipped in a blush as the big girls rolled Nine-pin down on donkey's common, And on seesaw sunday nights I wooed Whoever I would with my wicked eyes, The whole of the moon I could love and leave All the green leaved little weddings' wives In the coal black bush and let them grieve. When I was a gusty man and a half And the black beast of the beetles' pews (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of ******* Not a boy and a bit in the wick- Dipping moon and drunk as a new dropped calf, I whistled all night in the twisted flues, Midwives grew in the midnight ditches, And the sizzling sheets of the town cried, Quick!- Whenever I dove in a breast high shoal, Wherever I ramped in the clover quilts, Whatsoever I did in the coal- Black night, I left my quivering prints. When I was a man you could call a man And the black cross of the holy house, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of welcome), Brandy and ripe in my bright, bass prime, No springtailed tom in the red hot town With every simmering woman his mouse But a hillocky bull in the swelter Of summer come in his great good time To the sultry, biding herds, I said, Oh, time enough when the blood runs cold, And I lie down but to sleep in bed, For my sulking, skulking, coal black soul! When I was half the man I was And serve me right as the preachers warn, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of downfall), No flailing calf or cat in a flame Or hickory bull in milky grass But a black sheep with a crumpled horn, At last the soul from its foul mousehole Slunk pouting out when the limp time came; And I gave my soul a blind, slashed eye, Gristle and rind, and a roarers' life, And I shoved it into the coal black sky To find a woman's soul for a wife. Now I am a man no more no more And a black reward for a roaring life, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of strangers), Tidy and cursed in my dove cooed room I lie down thin and hear the good bells jaw-- For, oh, my soul found a sunday wife In the coal black sky and she bore angels! Harpies around me out of her womb! Chastity prays for me, piety sings, Innocence sweetens my last black breath, Modesty hides my thighs in her wings, And all the deadly virtues plague my death!
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Lament
When I was a windy boy and a bit And the black spit of the chapel fold, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of women), I tiptoed shy in the gooseberry wood, The rude owl cried like a tell-tale *** I skipped in a blush as the big girls rolled Nine-pin down on donkey's common, And on seesaw sunday nights I wooed Whoever I would with my wicked eyes, The whole of the moon I could love and leave All the green leaved little weddings' wives In the coal black bush and let them grieve. When I was a gusty man and a half And the black beast of the beetles' pews (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of ******* Not a boy and a bit in the wick- Dipping moon and drunk as a new dropped calf, I whistled all night in the twisted flues, Midwives grew in the midnight ditches, And the sizzling sheets of the town cried, Quick!- Whenever I dove in a breast high shoal, Wherever I ramped in the clover quilts, Whatsoever I did in the coal- Black night, I left my quivering prints. When I was a man you could call a man And the black cross of the holy house, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of welcome), Brandy and ripe in my bright, bass prime, No springtailed tom in the red hot town With every simmering woman his mouse But a hillocky bull in the swelter Of summer come in his great good time To the sultry, biding herds, I said, Oh, time enough when the blood runs cold, And I lie down but to sleep in bed, For my sulking, skulking, coal black soul! When I was half the man I was And serve me right as the preachers warn, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of downfall), No flailing calf or cat in a flame Or hickory bull in milky grass But a black sheep with a crumpled horn, At last the soul from its foul mousehole Slunk pouting out when the limp time came; And I gave my soul a blind, slashed eye, Gristle and rind, and a roarers' life, And I shoved it into the coal black sky To find a woman's soul for a wife. Now I am a man no more no more And a black reward for a roaring life, (Sighed the old ram rod, dying of strangers), Tidy and cursed in my dove cooed room I lie down thin and hear the good bells jaw-- For, oh, my soul found a sunday wife In the coal black sky and she bore angels! Harpies around me out of her womb! Chastity prays for me, piety sings, Innocence sweetens my last black breath, Modesty hides my thighs in her wings, And all the deadly virtues plague my death!
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There’s a lot to be said for this place. A near-perfect pitch for diversity, Diversity: a neurolinguistic term; A quaint way to say: miscegenation. No, just kidding; I meant the melting *** A fine blend of Anglo, Hispanic & Indian blood— That’s Pueblo & Plains Indian blood-- Not that **** masala, chapati & dal Indian blood. My apologies to "Who's the White Guy?" Bobby Jindal. New Mexico: “The Land of Enchantment.” Where 310 sunny days per annum, Are like money in the bank, earning Double-plus compound interest for those Suffering with seasonal affective disorders. A land of sunshine without the orange juice, But substitute chili, red or green? An equitable offset to be sure. 310 days of sunshine: Even the white people are brown here. Which does a lot for my self-esteem. Back east—New York, Chicago & Philadelphia e.g.— People that look like me, i.e., People with dark brown hair, eyes and skin, Get stopped/ass-cheek spread/& frisked, routinely. Stop & Frisk: NYPD’s spectator sport for decades. Stop & Frisk: Mayor Bloomberg-defended Crime-stopping Godsend, Getting guns off the streets. Getting homicides down. Everything’s cool until some slick race baiter, Starts yelling: RACIAL PROFILING. Forget for a moment that people that look like me, People like me with dark hair, eyes & skin, Commit 78% of the crime in most cities. “It’s not racially driven profiling,” Said Newark’s police director recently Referring to stops carried out by his officers. “IT’S CRIME-DRIVEN PROFILING!” But, again, political-correctness trumps common sense: August 2013: Judge Rules NYPD Stop-and-Frisk Unconstitutional. Well I’ll be a monkey’s *** ****** I moved to New Mexico to blend in. My complexion a shoe-in for The Witness Protection Program or Any other public or private, Domestic or international rendition site. But I digress. New Mexico: no passport necessary, Babaloo! New Mexico: be you white or black, Hispanic or Indian, Or even Roswell extraterrestrial, The cops here will beat the **** out of you. Or shoot you dead, Kemosabe.
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Feb 7, 2015
Feb 7, 2015 at 1:44 PM UTC
"Let Me Hip You to the Land of Enchantment"
There’s a lot to be said for this place. A near-perfect pitch for diversity, Diversity: a neurolinguistic term; A quaint way to say: miscegenation. No, just kidding; I meant the melting *** A fine blend of Anglo, Hispanic & Indian blood— That’s Pueblo & Plains Indian blood-- Not that **** masala, chapati & dal Indian blood. My apologies to "Who's the White Guy?" Bobby Jindal. New Mexico: “The Land of Enchantment.” Where 310 sunny days per annum, Are like money in the bank, earning Double-plus compound interest for those Suffering with seasonal affective disorders. A land of sunshine without the orange juice, But substitute chili, red or green? An equitable offset to be sure. 310 days of sunshine: Even the white people are brown here. Which does a lot for my self-esteem. Back east—New York, Chicago & Philadelphia e.g.— People that look like me, i.e., People with dark brown hair, eyes and skin, Get stopped/ass-cheek spread/& frisked, routinely. Stop & Frisk: NYPD’s spectator sport for decades. Stop & Frisk: Mayor Bloomberg-defended Crime-stopping Godsend, Getting guns off the streets. Getting homicides down. Everything’s cool until some slick race baiter, Starts yelling: RACIAL PROFILING. Forget for a moment that people that look like me, People like me with dark hair, eyes & skin, Commit 78% of the crime in most cities. “It’s not racially driven profiling,” Said Newark’s police director recently Referring to stops carried out by his officers. “IT’S CRIME-DRIVEN PROFILING!” But, again, political-correctness trumps common sense: August 2013: Judge Rules NYPD Stop-and-Frisk Unconstitutional. Well I’ll be a monkey’s *** ****** I moved to New Mexico to blend in. My complexion a shoe-in for The Witness Protection Program or Any other public or private, Domestic or international rendition site. But I digress. New Mexico: no passport necessary, Babaloo! New Mexico: be you white or black, Hispanic or Indian, Or even Roswell extraterrestrial, The cops here will beat the **** out of you. Or shoot you dead, Kemosabe.
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On the face of it, there isn't much about this bird To stop me in my tracks.              Brown, oblivious, busy with the ground It totters along on stilted legs Probing among the frozen fields. It's the name that's the trouble. Childhood hours spent copying pictures From the Readers' Digest Book of Birds Call to mind the name, 'Curlew'. In my house, though, birds had Scots names and my dad, a linguistic David Bellamy Urged us to conserve these rare words or lose them forever. Goldfinch?  Gowdspink! Starling?  Stuckie! Blue ***  Umm... But the undistinguished gentleman before me was definitely a whaup. Curlew or whaup? Which is it to me? The English of books or the fading Scots, maybe closer to the bird's wild home? Textbook reality or romantic poetry? Or both - can the creature sit in two states at once? "Schrodinger's Curlew", I think with a smile. ("Schrodinger's Whaup!" bellows the bit of my dad that lodges in my head.)            Here, under a cloud of my own breath In the low winter light,             Neither seems quite adequate. And then, untouched by my musings The bird spreads its wings and lifts, Naming itself, with a long, pure note           And my heart, in two states,            Leaps              and breaks.
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Nov 26, 2010
Nov 26, 2010 at 12:03 AM UTC
Schrodinger's Curlew
Todays Cubical Is Contradistinction of Tomorrows road trip
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Jul 1, 2015
Jul 1, 2015 at 8:09 PM UTC
Tit's Prodigious
*After five good years of drought It rained kisses and warming hugs After my heart emaciating from rejection I have experienced a resurrection She kissed me wholly and deep She sowed and had to reap Could not recall the feminine grip Even how to undo a lady zip She kissed my upper and lower lip Then around my body took a trip Tore my favorite shirt,no time to unbutton She ate my skin softly hard as a glutton Not sure it was her mouth on my *** Cause I couldn't open my eyes as she did it She passed her soft fingers on my chest Luckily I hadn't on my fitting vest Crawled about my belly like a worm While my ****** heart beat loud as a drum She said something I didn't hear Because passion had blocked my ear She then undid my belt and my trousers Quicker than all internet browsers Then...then put the muzzle in her mouth Was she aware of the bullet, I doubt She cleared all the rust through the years While in pleasure I cried happy tears She knew how to hold the whistle and blow Between where she knelt down low Her palm around me was a soft tight glove Felt she's the one that I deserved Like a snake she crawled back up And astride the volcanic plug sat Asap Not afraid of the sharp edges causing harm She kissed me violently and hurt my gum I just couldn't care less at such a moment Of a soothing ride, a welcome torment Soon overtaken by my inner animal I realized I could not take it anymore And took charge of the walk to heaven While the clock alarmed, think eleven She arched tout like a hunters bow And her eyes brightly seemed to glow My journey deep was careful and slow But the return as swift as Pacman's blow I loved the way she clawed her nails Into me, she reopened all my wells I wanted to take her for a longer ride But the wave of passion killed me,I died Even when we were done I remained inside Watching her skin as pale as transfiguration Out of the joy we had shared, I'm glad I received my emotional resurrection*
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Jun 8, 2015
Jun 8, 2015 at 5:03 PM UTC
MY RESURRECTION
*After five good years of drought It rained kisses and warming hugs After my heart emaciating from rejection I have experienced a resurrection She kissed me wholly and deep She sowed and had to reap Could not recall the feminine grip Even how to undo a lady zip She kissed my upper and lower lip Then around my body took a trip Tore my favorite shirt,no time to unbutton She ate my skin softly hard as a glutton Not sure it was her mouth on my *** Cause I couldn't open my eyes as she did it She passed her soft fingers on my chest Luckily I hadn't on my fitting vest Crawled about my belly like a worm While my ****** heart beat loud as a drum She said something I didn't hear Because passion had blocked my ear She then undid my belt and my trousers Quicker than all internet browsers Then...then put the muzzle in her mouth Was she aware of the bullet, I doubt She cleared all the rust through the years While in pleasure I cried happy tears She knew how to hold the whistle and blow Between where she knelt down low Her palm around me was a soft tight glove Felt she's the one that I deserved Like a snake she crawled back up And astride the volcanic plug sat Asap Not afraid of the sharp edges causing harm She kissed me violently and hurt my gum I just couldn't care less at such a moment Of a soothing ride, a welcome torment Soon overtaken by my inner animal I realized I could not take it anymore And took charge of the walk to heaven While the clock alarmed, think eleven She arched tout like a hunters bow And her eyes brightly seemed to glow My journey deep was careful and slow But the return as swift as Pacman's blow I loved the way she clawed her nails Into me, she reopened all my wells I wanted to take her for a longer ride But the wave of passion killed me,I died Even when we were done I remained inside Watching her skin as pale as transfiguration Out of the joy we had shared, I'm glad I received my emotional resurrection*
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****** and bass ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass. All she wanna do is **** ****** kiss ******* and listen to Future. **** that's why I won't pursue her. Love and the essence of life don't get through to her. She is an addict. Running from life and abusing **** to get away from it. So much beauty and potential but he she wanna be a dumb ***** She wanna be that ***** or some ***** that gotta man that's rich and follow the crowd. Blowin loud. Poopin xans and sippin lean. She ain't never seen a trap but She listens to Future and shes stumblin. Choppin it the **** up and mumblin. Lickin her lips and giggling because my sub in the trunk is tickling her pearl tongue and both lungs. We are both young but that's no reason to act so dumb and walk around all numb. When I kick her some philosophy she doesn't care all she can think about is her on top of me. All in her soul. All in her face. ****** and bass. ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass. All she wanna do is **** ****** kiss ******* and listen to Future. The Promethazine King. The codeine connoisseur. You can't be a loser if you wanna get through to her.   She needs your dollar signs and expensive **** before you even see the **** or a *** or an *** cheek. She's fine as hell but If you ask me she ain't no Ashley from Fresh Prince. She's nasty.   Freaky and far from innocent. She wants it blasted in her face until she can't see straight. She wants the force from the back till she feel it in her stomach and her back. She listens to Future but I'm no codeine cowboy. She's mistaken me for him because I'm as fresh as an altoid and my eyes are as low as the unemployment rate. I set the bait and there is the prey. Now she is all in my face. ****** and bass. ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass.
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Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 1:15 PM UTC
"She Listens To Future"
****** and bass ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass. All she wanna do is **** ****** kiss ******* and listen to Future. **** that's why I won't pursue her. Love and the essence of life don't get through to her. She is an addict. Running from life and abusing **** to get away from it. So much beauty and potential but he she wanna be a dumb ***** She wanna be that ***** or some ***** that gotta man that's rich and follow the crowd. Blowin loud. Poopin xans and sippin lean. She ain't never seen a trap but She listens to Future and shes stumblin. Choppin it the **** up and mumblin. Lickin her lips and giggling because my sub in the trunk is tickling her pearl tongue and both lungs. We are both young but that's no reason to act so dumb and walk around all numb. When I kick her some philosophy she doesn't care all she can think about is her on top of me. All in her soul. All in her face. ****** and bass. ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass. All she wanna do is **** ****** kiss ******* and listen to Future. The Promethazine King. The codeine connoisseur. You can't be a loser if you wanna get through to her.   She needs your dollar signs and expensive **** before you even see the **** or a *** or an *** cheek. She's fine as hell but If you ask me she ain't no Ashley from Fresh Prince. She's nasty.   Freaky and far from innocent. She wants it blasted in her face until she can't see straight. She wants the force from the back till she feel it in her stomach and her back. She listens to Future but I'm no codeine cowboy. She's mistaken me for him because I'm as fresh as an altoid and my eyes are as low as the unemployment rate. I set the bait and there is the prey. Now she is all in my face. ****** and bass. ****** and bass. All she want in her face is ****** and bass.
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Life is so short, Life is so sweet It is a real pity, That some people sleep on the street You see them in alleys, You see them in parks The ones whose lives  Have got no more spark They say they are dead beats, The **** of the earth But were they really like that, Right from their birth They used to be happy, They used to be gay They even had a Christmas and a happy birthday But now their  a loner and who the hell cares For people just spit or stand there and stare But the loner just thinks, He's still got his mind Just look in the mirror and see what 'you' dare find Now years have past and the loner is dead But there in his place, Now let it be said Is the one who walked passed and he just spat Justice or not, Is 'that' *** for Tat
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May 12, 2010
May 12, 2010 at 9:51 PM UTC
The Loner
Aesthetician stares deeply into the center of a tulip             tears stream as we cry          but the earth doesn’t ethereal spectors flow about religion Washington did live in a racecar, palindrome *** Wisdom! Meowth! I haven’t since the 90’s had a soul estaban caresses his lover his wife prepares a pineapple tapeworms infest ****** inside of a colonic protestant whipped into shapely curves once withheld by the likelihood ferrari Pro-lifers are only just a fad or fling cloudy like the soft color of pink union between man and ***** Nicole smith I hope you go to h e l    l Awesome is he with a fatty slimeball foil wrapped burger SASQUATCH GONE WORLDWIDE Santeria love making ends with regret! Nay, Disgust!
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May 30, 2013
May 30, 2013 at 3:46 PM UTC
Hark! The Mind Reels
Hold it! whole *** whale fitting room bowing walls expanding spandex seams stretched out of shape lurid – disturbed images play across the screen biggest loser season MCMXVII American dream with heavy cream and spleenwiches cleaning the crumbs, bums long for an extra morsel gnawing on dorsal fins grinning, toothless, at least they have their figures that figures says the emaciated diet queen leave it to the homeless to be the only group worthy of the runway – starvation date only the grumbling cuts the uncomfortable silence empty bellies howl for nourishment instead are fed meds and red licorice which is immediately vomited for fear of caloric inconsistency – breathing adds blubber to thighs and midriffs marital spiff over the last cookie sugar substitutes substituting themselves for love and compassion lashing out at the one above fat girls with teary eyes cry for just five more pounds the dress fit in 1978 –
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Jul 1, 2014
Jul 1, 2014 at 4:07 PM UTC
tirade against obesity
clumsy trip up the 17 steps to the paisley sheets me behind you and saying the same thing with a new twist "hey, know whats trending?" "your sweet *** or "you smell that?!" to which you reply "farts is trending" no able to erupt in the uproarious laughter necessitated by turning a tired line on its head i cover my mustachioed mouth with a sweaty palm to cover the guffaw that would most certainly awake my roommates you always in the lead giving *** for tat the style of humor i searched for yearningly and never found that is till you released wind and then told me about it
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Apr 15, 2013
Apr 15, 2013 at 4:44 PM UTC
farts is trending
You stupid little **** with all your lack of wit. I was deceived. I can't believe I let you lick my ***
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Jun 14, 2014
Jun 14, 2014 at 11:53 AM UTC
lunchtime limerick