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Trust is earned slowly, Over the course of one's life, But lost in an instant. ____________ I am grateful for the feedback our colleagues here were kind enough to leave (likes, loves, etc.). If anyone would like a free copy of the ebook version of my latest book of poems, Echoes of Dawn at Dusk: Collected Poems, Volume 2 you can download a copy in all ebook formats but only through one of my vendors, Smashwords -- no coupon necessary. Ends April 4, 2022. Just copy and paste the following link into your browser: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1035449 Thanks again for sharing this poem and for your feedback. Much appreciated!
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Apr 11, 2019
Apr 11, 2019 at 6:10 PM UTC
Trust
I'm looking deep into her eyes *Looking into her eyes... is like opening a door that leads... to another door* Wait..really?  OK...I open the door. *This door leads to a long, winding path, like the winding path of your love.   The path leads to a third door* O...K. I open the door. *This door leads to a spiral staircase descending down, down, down,  deep into her soul. At the bottom of the staircase is--* A door? A door. I open the door The door is locked.  The key might be under the mat Seriously?  I check under the mat Nope, not there.  Maybe try under the small rock next to the door Oh for the love of...I check the rock There is a key Wonderful...I unlock and open the door *Inside this door is a large atrium the glass ceiling giving way to a beautiful summer night, the stars twinkling in the distance.  At the far end of the Atrium, there is a curtain* Sigh I pull aside the curtain There is a door Come on!  I open the ruddy door. *You find yourself in a long hallway, with fine art hanging along the walls. Crimson carpet lines the floor. At the end of the hall is a door  locked with a combination biometric fingerprint scanner/retinal scanner* What. *You have 10 seconds to unlock the door before the hunter-bots de-atomize you* What!?  Ok! I try my fingerprints and eye! *The door unlocks and the hunter-bots stand down. In the next room are three vials.  Two of them contain terrible neuro-toxins that will lead to an excruciatingly painful death.  The third will allow you to continue on to the next room.  You have 30 seconds to choose before you are terminated* What the hell is this!? This is the path to true love hidden deep in her eyes No, this is insanity! 15 seconds OK!  Geez!  Umm..Vial Number 2! You're totally dead Oh god! Just kidding.  None of them had poison...was just messing with you THAT'S IT!  I'M DONE WITH THIS Really?  There's only one more door.  I swear ...Fine.  What ridiculous thing do I need to do to open it. *It's already open.  You find yourself in a circular room with a pedestal in the center.  On the pedestal is a hand written note.  On that note is the key to everlasting happiness* I pick up the note *You smell sweet hints of your beloved's perfume and notice the care that each word of the note was written.* What does the note say? *My love: Next Tuesday Only --  Buy One-Get One Free at J.J's Pizza.  Cannot be combined with any other offers/coupons.  Must present coupon upon purchase.  Expires 1/14/14* ...An expired coupon for Pizza? Such a wonderful expression of love! How do I get out of here... You see a door .
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Mar 8, 2014
Mar 8, 2014 at 4:00 PM UTC
Deep in her Eyes
I'm looking deep into her eyes *Looking into her eyes... is like opening a door that leads... to another door* Wait..really?  OK...I open the door. *This door leads to a long, winding path, like the winding path of your love.   The path leads to a third door* O...K. I open the door. *This door leads to a spiral staircase descending down, down, down,  deep into her soul. At the bottom of the staircase is--* A door? A door. I open the door The door is locked.  The key might be under the mat Seriously?  I check under the mat Nope, not there.  Maybe try under the small rock next to the door Oh for the love of...I check the rock There is a key Wonderful...I unlock and open the door *Inside this door is a large atrium the glass ceiling giving way to a beautiful summer night, the stars twinkling in the distance.  At the far end of the Atrium, there is a curtain* Sigh I pull aside the curtain There is a door Come on!  I open the ruddy door. *You find yourself in a long hallway, with fine art hanging along the walls. Crimson carpet lines the floor. At the end of the hall is a door  locked with a combination biometric fingerprint scanner/retinal scanner* What. *You have 10 seconds to unlock the door before the hunter-bots de-atomize you* What!?  Ok! I try my fingerprints and eye! *The door unlocks and the hunter-bots stand down. In the next room are three vials.  Two of them contain terrible neuro-toxins that will lead to an excruciatingly painful death.  The third will allow you to continue on to the next room.  You have 30 seconds to choose before you are terminated* What the hell is this!? This is the path to true love hidden deep in her eyes No, this is insanity! 15 seconds OK!  Geez!  Umm..Vial Number 2! You're totally dead Oh god! Just kidding.  None of them had poison...was just messing with you THAT'S IT!  I'M DONE WITH THIS Really?  There's only one more door.  I swear ...Fine.  What ridiculous thing do I need to do to open it. *It's already open.  You find yourself in a circular room with a pedestal in the center.  On the pedestal is a hand written note.  On that note is the key to everlasting happiness* I pick up the note *You smell sweet hints of your beloved's perfume and notice the care that each word of the note was written.* What does the note say? *My love: Next Tuesday Only --  Buy One-Get One Free at J.J's Pizza.  Cannot be combined with any other offers/coupons.  Must present coupon upon purchase.  Expires 1/14/14* ...An expired coupon for Pizza? Such a wonderful expression of love! How do I get out of here... You see a door .
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Over a cup of morning java Scanning my daily mail I came upon an advertisement sheet *That exclaimed in BOLD rainbow pastel* Grand opening of a store that has everything On the corner of Daisy and William Tell The one thing I saw that interested me Is they were having a back to "60's"  Hippie sale Of course I stopped what it was I was doing Hopped in my Lexus and left right away The excitement had my heart all in a flutter This I guarantee is going to be a good day They weren't kidding when they said they sold it all I'd been wandering the store for quite a while That's when I came to what it was I had come here for Before me in trippy little colors, the hippie aisle So I bought me a couple colorful hippies With my 25% coupon I was able to save The Hippies even  came with a bonus Fresh cut flowers and Jefferson Airplane tapes When I got home I showed them to their room Black light posters and colored beads hung from the door As luck would have it I bought an Indian hemp rug From Pier One just the day before They taught me transcendental meditation While I taught them both how to bathe Their lessons broadened the mind My lessons the nostrils saved I soon had a groovy little hippie pad In which organic vegetables and enlightenment grew We'd sit around crossed legged in a  purple haze at night Playing psychedelic tunes on our Kazoo's And I was pretty good too! Who Knew! Yes, a house of happy hippies Is a happy hippie house indeed Especially when Wendy Crystal Sky...Yes, that's her name Brews her famous dandelion tea I highly recommend the purchase of hippies I couldn't be any happier with mine Sure beats the punk rockers I got on close out last year But that my friend is another tale for another time...
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Mar 19, 2013
Mar 19, 2013 at 6:48 AM UTC
Hippie Sale
Over a cup of morning java Scanning my daily mail I came upon an advertisement sheet *That exclaimed in BOLD rainbow pastel* Grand opening of a store that has everything On the corner of Daisy and William Tell The one thing I saw that interested me Is they were having a back to "60's"  Hippie sale Of course I stopped what it was I was doing Hopped in my Lexus and left right away The excitement had my heart all in a flutter This I guarantee is going to be a good day They weren't kidding when they said they sold it all I'd been wandering the store for quite a while That's when I came to what it was I had come here for Before me in trippy little colors, the hippie aisle So I bought me a couple colorful hippies With my 25% coupon I was able to save The Hippies even  came with a bonus Fresh cut flowers and Jefferson Airplane tapes When I got home I showed them to their room Black light posters and colored beads hung from the door As luck would have it I bought an Indian hemp rug From Pier One just the day before They taught me transcendental meditation While I taught them both how to bathe Their lessons broadened the mind My lessons the nostrils saved I soon had a groovy little hippie pad In which organic vegetables and enlightenment grew We'd sit around crossed legged in a  purple haze at night Playing psychedelic tunes on our Kazoo's And I was pretty good too! Who Knew! Yes, a house of happy hippies Is a happy hippie house indeed Especially when Wendy Crystal Sky...Yes, that's her name Brews her famous dandelion tea I highly recommend the purchase of hippies I couldn't be any happier with mine Sure beats the punk rockers I got on close out last year But that my friend is another tale for another time...
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I threw out his socks today. Those ******* socks. Long Black Nike Socks that went up to his calves. Long Black Nike Socks that he wore with his Two Hundred Dollar French Raw Denim Jeans because he needed the Short Black Nike Socks To wear to work with his Khaki Dickies Shorts. Black Nike Socks that he reminded me for months he "needed" For his birthday in order to function properly. Black Nike Socks that didn't cost enough to be considered A sufficient birthday gift, Along with some other cute things (I thought), Including a homemade coupon for dinner at Any restaurant of his choice. Short Black Nike Socks whose thirty-dollar price tag Wasn't quite up to par with the forty-dollar Concert ticket his obviously-better-than-me friend had So benevolently bought him. Those ******* socks.
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Aug 19, 2011
Aug 19, 2011 at 6:54 PM UTC
Socks
I call my father's father Ye-Ye because he is a traditionalist and the word grandfather reminds him of England. My mother calls him a selfish ******* because he never approved of her wallet's emptiness and walked out of her wedding. My father calls him an immature ***** because he throws temper tantrums at eighty-seven and still doesn't respect anyone. When I was five, I stayed over alone for the first time. I accused him of trying to poison me because I found a dead fly in my soup. When I was ten, I found a coupon at the market And got him a free box of Cheerios. When I was thirteen, I was sitting with him outside. I got stung by a bee and didn't say a word. I have not seen my grandfather in seven years. He has since almost died four times. My aunt calls him a racist snob because he refused to put my biracial cousin's picture on the mantle and boasts of his friend's grandchildren instead.
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Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 1:03 AM UTC
Grandfather
Do you know how many times my mother coughs so hard in an hour that it still surprises me she hasn’t lost a lung? I wonder if all the money that she spends at the gas station on that tiny cardboard box was saved instead of spent, if she could manage to pay the bills before the late notice arrived in the mail. How many times do you think she tries to quiet the change being pushed around the tabletop as she counts out the quarters, the dimes, the nickels, the pennies before she has enough to slide the coins across the counter at the station? How many times is her anger thrown at me because nicotine is absent from the house? I can only imagine the color inside her chest, protecting her lungs with a black tar after too many years of flicking a flame to a thin white candlestick stuck between her lips. The house smells of smoke and the yellow filter lines the walls, around the frames that hang themselves by nails. I clean the mirror and see the paper towel golden from the lingering tobacco. My clothes reek of a stench so strong no amount of perfume seems to be enough. I’m paranoid that every time I’m in a room of people and someone mentions that it smells like smoke, if they know I harbor such a scent that I pour it off second handedly as if I inhale the drug too. I open the mailbox and the temptation to “lose” the coupon booklet addressed to her grows stronger. The business cards labeled with a barcode on the back subtracting a dollar off when you buy two packs strengthens the urge to scrabble up the silver coins or summons the question, “do you have five dollars? I’ll pay you back when I get paid on Friday.” Friday never comes. I often think about how much longer it will be until all the money spent on tiny cardboard boxes will be split between tobacco and medical bills. How long can you smoke a pack a day and still be cancer-free? And I wonder how it’s fair to watch your mother gamble with her life each time she places a thin cigarette between her lips. Russian roulette with cancer is a game she’s become too good at.
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Jun 15, 2014
Jun 15, 2014 at 8:18 PM UTC
To the Cigarette Company That Keeps Sending Coupons in the Mail
Do you know how many times my mother coughs so hard in an hour that it still surprises me she hasn’t lost a lung? I wonder if all the money that she spends at the gas station on that tiny cardboard box was saved instead of spent, if she could manage to pay the bills before the late notice arrived in the mail. How many times do you think she tries to quiet the change being pushed around the tabletop as she counts out the quarters, the dimes, the nickels, the pennies before she has enough to slide the coins across the counter at the station? How many times is her anger thrown at me because nicotine is absent from the house? I can only imagine the color inside her chest, protecting her lungs with a black tar after too many years of flicking a flame to a thin white candlestick stuck between her lips. The house smells of smoke and the yellow filter lines the walls, around the frames that hang themselves by nails. I clean the mirror and see the paper towel golden from the lingering tobacco. My clothes reek of a stench so strong no amount of perfume seems to be enough. I’m paranoid that every time I’m in a room of people and someone mentions that it smells like smoke, if they know I harbor such a scent that I pour it off second handedly as if I inhale the drug too. I open the mailbox and the temptation to “lose” the coupon booklet addressed to her grows stronger. The business cards labeled with a barcode on the back subtracting a dollar off when you buy two packs strengthens the urge to scrabble up the silver coins or summons the question, “do you have five dollars? I’ll pay you back when I get paid on Friday.” Friday never comes. I often think about how much longer it will be until all the money spent on tiny cardboard boxes will be split between tobacco and medical bills. How long can you smoke a pack a day and still be cancer-free? And I wonder how it’s fair to watch your mother gamble with her life each time she places a thin cigarette between her lips. Russian roulette with cancer is a game she’s become too good at.
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coupon for Granny's Original 32% All Natural Oatmeal® cart-to-cart down aisle 48 and this man's an affront to khakis and this woman's brain runs off a child's complaints BLIZZARD 2013 according to the radar, buy 80 pounds of rock salt from The Home Depot®, more saving. more doing.™ more rock salt. more doing BLIZZARD 2013 according to the radar, buy two-weeks-worth of tuna, a pallet of Pepsi Max®, and four loaves of Baker Good's NeverMold Bread® all for $21.99 with your Sam's Club® Rewards Card BLIZZARD 2013 cart-to-cart down aisle 62 where once there was soda, now an I.O.U. and I read on the internet that the preservatives in diet cola will keep my body from decomposing and I read on the internet that these dented, discount tuna cans will give me botulism BLIZZARD 2013 one jug of water from a spring in Mountain View, Arkansas one jug of water from a spring in New Iberia, Louisiana picking between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana the pitter-patter on the warehouse roof reassures time for eenie meenie miney mo BLIZZARD 2013 and the intercom desperate for a cart wrangler customer service now open for checkout don't leave your toddlers alone in shopping carts they're choking on free samples with an echo, raindrops strike parking lot pools just past the intersection an ambulance grumbles BLIZZARD 2013 in a room with a view wishing the windowpane weatherized beers bought by volume, candles forgotten, six months of licorice, EverFluff® popcorn, and hand warmers of chemical kind remembered BLIZZARD 2013 will not be landing in the city, watch out for that rain though if the temperatures drop below 32 degrees it could ice over and if the temperatures don't, well, it won't News 7's coverage of Blizzard 2013 brought to you by The Home Depot®, more saving. More doing.™ and Sam's Club®, savings made simple.™
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Feb 26, 2013
Feb 26, 2013 at 2:40 PM UTC
the blizzard of 2013
coupon for Granny's Original 32% All Natural Oatmeal® cart-to-cart down aisle 48 and this man's an affront to khakis and this woman's brain runs off a child's complaints BLIZZARD 2013 according to the radar, buy 80 pounds of rock salt from The Home Depot®, more saving. more doing.™ more rock salt. more doing BLIZZARD 2013 according to the radar, buy two-weeks-worth of tuna, a pallet of Pepsi Max®, and four loaves of Baker Good's NeverMold Bread® all for $21.99 with your Sam's Club® Rewards Card BLIZZARD 2013 cart-to-cart down aisle 62 where once there was soda, now an I.O.U. and I read on the internet that the preservatives in diet cola will keep my body from decomposing and I read on the internet that these dented, discount tuna cans will give me botulism BLIZZARD 2013 one jug of water from a spring in Mountain View, Arkansas one jug of water from a spring in New Iberia, Louisiana picking between Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana the pitter-patter on the warehouse roof reassures time for eenie meenie miney mo BLIZZARD 2013 and the intercom desperate for a cart wrangler customer service now open for checkout don't leave your toddlers alone in shopping carts they're choking on free samples with an echo, raindrops strike parking lot pools just past the intersection an ambulance grumbles BLIZZARD 2013 in a room with a view wishing the windowpane weatherized beers bought by volume, candles forgotten, six months of licorice, EverFluff® popcorn, and hand warmers of chemical kind remembered BLIZZARD 2013 will not be landing in the city, watch out for that rain though if the temperatures drop below 32 degrees it could ice over and if the temperatures don't, well, it won't News 7's coverage of Blizzard 2013 brought to you by The Home Depot®, more saving. More doing.™ and Sam's Club®, savings made simple.™
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The day of the site visit I hurried out at six fifteen to wait For a train with a waning moon, Bright Venus and Jupiter hovering Above the skyline. The amber horizon Turned to orange and pink As scattered stars went dim. Misread the schedule and arrived Downtown three quarters of an hour Before my Electric District connection. An accidental gift to self. I ascended, ate two breakfast sandwiches I got for one dollar with a coupon, Warm in my hands on a blue picnic table. The sky grew light Above the Lake and I wandered Through Millennium Park. It was empty Or nearly, which felt the same. The sun broke the bent horizon In chrome and ice. I took some pictures, Then descended to find Track Five. The day's light revealed Hollow houses with cartoon stone applied Like paint, unable to compete For preeminence with two-car garages. The newest were bigger and offered In different colors, but all the same. Driving conditions were excellent. At sunset I stood on another platform Above a busy highway. The last rays came Through tree branches and melted Into the pale sky as they left my face. I had witnessed that sun's birth, It had warmed me while I waited for my carpool, Rested with me on a concrete planter after lunch. I entered the city in darkness A second time. Changed muddy boots For clean shoes and hurried to the museum. It was a free night, overcrowded With families and children, so difficult To find a quiet corner for contemplation, Any sanctuary for my own small soul. I descended, discovered the typewriters, then Realized you and I were already there, just In different colors, using different words, Spending school vacation to view old paintings And the Holiday Miniature Rooms. It dawned and the future was brighter even As I left the city in darkness.
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Jan 15, 2019
Jan 15, 2019 at 3:29 PM UTC
The Day of the Site Visit
The day of the site visit I hurried out at six fifteen to wait For a train with a waning moon, Bright Venus and Jupiter hovering Above the skyline. The amber horizon Turned to orange and pink As scattered stars went dim. Misread the schedule and arrived Downtown three quarters of an hour Before my Electric District connection. An accidental gift to self. I ascended, ate two breakfast sandwiches I got for one dollar with a coupon, Warm in my hands on a blue picnic table. The sky grew light Above the Lake and I wandered Through Millennium Park. It was empty Or nearly, which felt the same. The sun broke the bent horizon In chrome and ice. I took some pictures, Then descended to find Track Five. The day's light revealed Hollow houses with cartoon stone applied Like paint, unable to compete For preeminence with two-car garages. The newest were bigger and offered In different colors, but all the same. Driving conditions were excellent. At sunset I stood on another platform Above a busy highway. The last rays came Through tree branches and melted Into the pale sky as they left my face. I had witnessed that sun's birth, It had warmed me while I waited for my carpool, Rested with me on a concrete planter after lunch. I entered the city in darkness A second time. Changed muddy boots For clean shoes and hurried to the museum. It was a free night, overcrowded With families and children, so difficult To find a quiet corner for contemplation, Any sanctuary for my own small soul. I descended, discovered the typewriters, then Realized you and I were already there, just In different colors, using different words, Spending school vacation to view old paintings And the Holiday Miniature Rooms. It dawned and the future was brighter even As I left the city in darkness.
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Shopping was the world first invitation to women, a freedom to move out of her house. Initially, Woman practiced shopping for vegetables and slowly extended to garments/jewelry/white goods etc. Today, the world has experiencing a better market due to window shopping. The concept innovated by women, the women who started window shopping has helped the awareness of the market, The more the window shopping, more the sales. The concept of window shopping   helped the textile industries to understand about their products. The textile industries has developed in terms of marketing say readymade, exchangeable, trial rooms, gifts coupons are coz of women. Its encouraged the women to do shopping effectively. Facts about shopping. Customer who shop with their friends tend to buy more costly products than when they shop alone. Next, In terms of clothing, General advises is to buy one garment at a time coz If you buy few dresses, You tend the use the first selected dress more than the others. Buying 'Take Away' in (costly) restaurant was the blinder coz restaurant charge more for the ambience less for the food. Using cash on shopping, you tend to spend less and you bargain more. Don't increase your buying to eligible for discount coupon.  A survey says that 90% of the issued discount coupons are never redeemed. Never shop on Discount Sale coz the best collection will be taken off the shelf by the shopkeeper. The amazing fact, If any one buy the best and costly clothes one size less than the one normally uses, has brought down the weight of that person.
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Jan 16, 2016
Jan 16, 2016 at 8:54 PM UTC
SHOPPING..
Shopping was the world first invitation to women, a freedom to move out of her house. Initially, Woman practiced shopping for vegetables and slowly extended to garments/jewelry/white goods etc. Today, the world has experiencing a better market due to window shopping. The concept innovated by women, the women who started window shopping has helped the awareness of the market, The more the window shopping, more the sales. The concept of window shopping   helped the textile industries to understand about their products. The textile industries has developed in terms of marketing say readymade, exchangeable, trial rooms, gifts coupons are coz of women. Its encouraged the women to do shopping effectively. Facts about shopping. Customer who shop with their friends tend to buy more costly products than when they shop alone. Next, In terms of clothing, General advises is to buy one garment at a time coz If you buy few dresses, You tend the use the first selected dress more than the others. Buying 'Take Away' in (costly) restaurant was the blinder coz restaurant charge more for the ambience less for the food. Using cash on shopping, you tend to spend less and you bargain more. Don't increase your buying to eligible for discount coupon.  A survey says that 90% of the issued discount coupons are never redeemed. Never shop on Discount Sale coz the best collection will be taken off the shelf by the shopkeeper. The amazing fact, If any one buy the best and costly clothes one size less than the one normally uses, has brought down the weight of that person.
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Oh Eliot, Poor Eliot, Your Fans Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad^ <> we tithed thee with donations plenty, here a dollar, there a fiver, a coupon for free chips, worthy of somebody’s eternal gratitude, that would be you, da Duke, Duke of York the largest online free poetry site, a million visitors a day, why you must be the richest poet online billionaire, right? you, da Duke, Duke of York and occasional poet... in return, all we occasional poets demand steady on instant access, immediate satisfaction, after all, a part time job deserves your bestus-best, just like every other large online site, that never crashes, we’re not like just the rest, we are p o e t s, occasionally so keep the servers engines, well stoked with Newcastle coal, keep them up and running round the clock, using only alternative energy, of the unceasing sun light of merry old England! quit that other job, you must, instead of giving up on us, give in to us, a poetry break, a writing recharge, though please add a limited liability clause to the FAQ’s, that poets’ lives must deal with the hiccup occasional you, da Duke, Duke of York, newly now, an appointment royale as Major General,^^ you, the very model of a modern major general possessing information vegetable, animal, mineral and technical, who knows the Queens  of England, who, maybe even now is telling tales of your heroics with the hordes of hysterical occasional poetical globalists demanding light brigadests charging the redoubt and when you have a moment spare, a haircut, please. no, that is not a request, naturally <> 10/19/19 Noontime NYC natalino
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Oct 19, 2019
Oct 19, 2019 at 12:21 PM UTC
Oh Eliot, Poor Eliot, Your Fans Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad
Oh Eliot, Poor Eliot, Your Fans Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad^ <> we tithed thee with donations plenty, here a dollar, there a fiver, a coupon for free chips, worthy of somebody’s eternal gratitude, that would be you, da Duke, Duke of York the largest online free poetry site, a million visitors a day, why you must be the richest poet online billionaire, right? you, da Duke, Duke of York and occasional poet... in return, all we occasional poets demand steady on instant access, immediate satisfaction, after all, a part time job deserves your bestus-best, just like every other large online site, that never crashes, we’re not like just the rest, we are p o e t s, occasionally so keep the servers engines, well stoked with Newcastle coal, keep them up and running round the clock, using only alternative energy, of the unceasing sun light of merry old England! quit that other job, you must, instead of giving up on us, give in to us, a poetry break, a writing recharge, though please add a limited liability clause to the FAQ’s, that poets’ lives must deal with the hiccup occasional you, da Duke, Duke of York, newly now, an appointment royale as Major General,^^ you, the very model of a modern major general possessing information vegetable, animal, mineral and technical, who knows the Queens  of England, who, maybe even now is telling tales of your heroics with the hordes of hysterical occasional poetical globalists demanding light brigadests charging the redoubt and when you have a moment spare, a haircut, please. no, that is not a request, naturally <> 10/19/19 Noontime NYC natalino
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Hunger and Desire grew 'til bellies everywhere were ruined for sustenance, so in went the troops to wage war against ideas and when they arrived there were no soldiers to speak of so they set up tents and didn't go away they sang drunken war-songs until the moan of starvation bellies sang louder and more terribly "That must have been them the whole time!" they said, and suited up for the charge. So they trained their shells at the city excited to see if target practice had done them any good but all they did was mortar themselves to bits squadrons of video-game experts sent drones overhead to drop Hallmark cards titled "Why it's your fault" and coupon booklets for American chain shopping outlets to come but they only marginalized and condescended themselves "Bring in the reinforcements!" they cried, even conscripting their hapless targets. This mob, too, was a hungry belly bellowing for satisfaction, a cannibal *** simmering So they set up tables and stacked boring paperwork, filing away spirits broken by shrapnel and white phosphorus but they only resigned themselves to imaginary lines and the plunder of Control, insensibly ****** themselves to death while they watched, perplexed.
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Oct 21, 2015
Oct 21, 2015 at 12:29 PM UTC
Hubris
There's a funny sort of emptiness that passes over me as I walk past the paperback erotica that tuck themselves away in the shelves of the local grocery store in places that are simultaneously completely out in the open yet completely ignored looking, as I do, with mock casual interest and unfeigned disdain. Who are these intended for, really? Are they for the snuggly-wuggly, ***** cozy-woozy, wishy-washy and warm family of four comparing chicken nugget prices and weighing the health benefits of vegetable medley versus succotash? Or are they for the uni flatmates walking huddled together for warmth or protection or both, seeing as they're wearing only sandals and denim shorts and this is the first time they've been grocery shopping without mum, that giggle loudly together to mask how homesick they really are while they compare the calories in Campbell's versus Progresso. They went with Progresso if you were wondering. Or are they meant for those who are cooking for one? For those who have no need to compare prices or calories out loud. For those who are well acquainted with the old, familiar tiled aisles as they have no one to take out to dinner. Is this where they are to find company? Betwixt the pages of a badly penned, lighter than marshmallows, more shallow than the kiddie pool, more transparent than Casper, not-good-enough-to-be-bloody-compost "literary" garbage? Is this -assumed- female supposed to curl up with one of these slabs of drivel and feel **** and aroused in her baggy sweats and ill-fitting hoodie after she ate a microwaveable chicken *** pie all by her lonesome? As a single girl who often cooks for one, I am offended by this. Personally, I think Lestat is ten times sexier than Edward, Salai is way cuter than Fabio, and Christian Grey couldn't S Mr. Rochester's D. What I'm saying is- Grocery Stores. YOU are the primary reason for this pathetic f-ckery. Everything else in the store can be compared for quality. So why not apply that same knowledge to the book arena. Signed, A Concerned Shopper p.s. Please extend the validity date on the chicken *** pie coupon. Thank you!
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Nov 1, 2013
Nov 1, 2013 at 10:57 PM UTC
Grocery Store Erotica
There's a funny sort of emptiness that passes over me as I walk past the paperback erotica that tuck themselves away in the shelves of the local grocery store in places that are simultaneously completely out in the open yet completely ignored looking, as I do, with mock casual interest and unfeigned disdain. Who are these intended for, really? Are they for the snuggly-wuggly, ***** cozy-woozy, wishy-washy and warm family of four comparing chicken nugget prices and weighing the health benefits of vegetable medley versus succotash? Or are they for the uni flatmates walking huddled together for warmth or protection or both, seeing as they're wearing only sandals and denim shorts and this is the first time they've been grocery shopping without mum, that giggle loudly together to mask how homesick they really are while they compare the calories in Campbell's versus Progresso. They went with Progresso if you were wondering. Or are they meant for those who are cooking for one? For those who have no need to compare prices or calories out loud. For those who are well acquainted with the old, familiar tiled aisles as they have no one to take out to dinner. Is this where they are to find company? Betwixt the pages of a badly penned, lighter than marshmallows, more shallow than the kiddie pool, more transparent than Casper, not-good-enough-to-be-bloody-compost "literary" garbage? Is this -assumed- female supposed to curl up with one of these slabs of drivel and feel **** and aroused in her baggy sweats and ill-fitting hoodie after she ate a microwaveable chicken *** pie all by her lonesome? As a single girl who often cooks for one, I am offended by this. Personally, I think Lestat is ten times sexier than Edward, Salai is way cuter than Fabio, and Christian Grey couldn't S Mr. Rochester's D. What I'm saying is- Grocery Stores. YOU are the primary reason for this pathetic f-ckery. Everything else in the store can be compared for quality. So why not apply that same knowledge to the book arena. Signed, A Concerned Shopper p.s. Please extend the validity date on the chicken *** pie coupon. Thank you!
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Over a cup of morning java Scanning my daily mail I came upon an advertisement sheet That exclaimed in BOLD rainbow pastel Grand opening of a store that has everything On the corner of Daisy and William Tell The one thing I saw that interested me Is they were having a back to "60's" Hippie sale Of course I stopped what it was I was doing Hopped in my Lexus and left right away The excitement had my heart all in a flutter This I guarantee is going to be a good day They weren't kidding when they said they sold it all I'd been wandering the store for quite a while That's when I came to what it was I had come here for Before me in trippy little colors, the hippie aisle So I bought me a couple colorful hippies With my 25% coupon I was able to save The Hippies even came with a bonus Fresh cut flowers and Jefferson Airplane tapes When I got home I showed them to their room Black light posters and colored beads hung from the door As luck would have it I bought an Indian hemp rug From Pier One just the day before They taught me transcendental meditation While I taught them both how to bathe Their lessons broadened the mind My lessons the nostrils saved I soon had a groovy little hippie pad In which organic vegetables and enlightenment grew We'd sit around crossed legged in a purple haze at night Playing psychedelic tunes on our Kazoo's And I was pretty good too! Who Knew! Yes, a house of happy hippies Is a happy hippie house indeed Especially when Wendy Crystal Sky...Yes, that's her name Brews her famous dandelion tea I highly recommend the purchase of hippies I couldn't be any happier with mine Sure beats the punk rockers I got on close out last year But that my friend is another tale for another time...
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Apr 13, 2015
Apr 13, 2015 at 6:01 AM UTC
~Hippie Sale~
Over a cup of morning java Scanning my daily mail I came upon an advertisement sheet That exclaimed in BOLD rainbow pastel Grand opening of a store that has everything On the corner of Daisy and William Tell The one thing I saw that interested me Is they were having a back to "60's" Hippie sale Of course I stopped what it was I was doing Hopped in my Lexus and left right away The excitement had my heart all in a flutter This I guarantee is going to be a good day They weren't kidding when they said they sold it all I'd been wandering the store for quite a while That's when I came to what it was I had come here for Before me in trippy little colors, the hippie aisle So I bought me a couple colorful hippies With my 25% coupon I was able to save The Hippies even came with a bonus Fresh cut flowers and Jefferson Airplane tapes When I got home I showed them to their room Black light posters and colored beads hung from the door As luck would have it I bought an Indian hemp rug From Pier One just the day before They taught me transcendental meditation While I taught them both how to bathe Their lessons broadened the mind My lessons the nostrils saved I soon had a groovy little hippie pad In which organic vegetables and enlightenment grew We'd sit around crossed legged in a purple haze at night Playing psychedelic tunes on our Kazoo's And I was pretty good too! Who Knew! Yes, a house of happy hippies Is a happy hippie house indeed Especially when Wendy Crystal Sky...Yes, that's her name Brews her famous dandelion tea I highly recommend the purchase of hippies I couldn't be any happier with mine Sure beats the punk rockers I got on close out last year But that my friend is another tale for another time...
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I found the perfect pair of blue jeans once I was 12 years old They hugged my adolescent body Until I was 13 and a half And my body started to change Tiny layers of fat creeped up on me Laying on my thighs and my bottom and my hips Making my body into a woman’s You see, I am cursed with curves and tiny ankles While my thighs and my bottom and my hips changed My ankles remained the same Petite Frail Bony It has become impossible to find The perfect pair of blue jeans I would come close Hugging my hips with grace Encasing my thighs with elegance Even closing to embrace my calves The denim fabric reached my ankles And became baggy, oversized I gave up I bought three pairs of the same style that almost fit Until yesterday I came upon a coupon And so I went shopping In an unfamiliar store And I tried on a pair of blue jeans They hugged my hips with grace They encased my thighs with elegance They closed to embrace my calves And when the denim fabric came to an end And the final stitches held the jeans together My ankles were not drowned in thick denim They were petite Frail Bony But they had found the perfect pair of blue jeans
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Jan 5, 2013
Jan 5, 2013 at 10:37 PM UTC
The Blue Jeans Blues
Coffee in the morning? I chose French Vanilla. No coupon, no discount Even if a daily customer. I'm not complaining, It could have been Starbucks I saved a dollar or two, Buying from college.
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Apr 5, 2010
Apr 5, 2010 at 8:31 AM UTC
French Vanilla
say for example, that you love to play baseball. [it is your favorite thing in the world, and you're quite good at it, too]. and before your game, your coach says to the team, "if we win, i'll take everybody to Pizza Hut!" upon hearing this, the players' faces light up- each one can taste the delicious stuffed crust that awaits them, and visions of breadsticks dance through their heads. the coach even brought a coupon book to allude to their possible futures... just before the team takes the field, the coach pulls you aside and says, "actually, i'm going to take the whole team to Pizza Hut even if we lose." well, you would know right then that outcome of the game is irrelevant, but the true joy of playing comes from competition regardless of winning or losing, so you vow to play your best game ever. however, everyone else on the team, not knowing the ultimate truth, will play very seriously, but with great anxiety and nervousness. they desperately want Pizza Hut, but know that they might not getting it. this game is the most important thing in the universe, and it is the most serious test of all time. every at-bat is tense for them, each fly ball could result in ultimate damnation. nothing is fun. with tension and anxiety, they strike out, play conservatively, and don't take the risks that make the game enjoyable. quickly, the team finds itself trailing by a few runs, and sweating profusely because of it. you, on the other hand, would feel more relaxed during the game. you would swing for the fences, knocking a couple out of the park, steal a base or two, make a diving catch. play your best game ever. you can do this comfortably because you realize that you're just playing for fun. you're going to Pizza Hut after game, whatever the outcome! soon, in your exuberance, you'd let slip the secret to a couple other players. you'd tell them, "guys, we were always going to Pizza Hut, let's just have some fun while we play this game." most of them rejoice! [a couple real serious ones doubt you and resent you. you'd surely smile, bend a knee, and applaud their solemnity.] but in your state of joy you include the doubters, and you let them believe what they will until the final innings over. you think, they'll wake up soon enough. with the last out made and the last run scored, maybe you look at the scoreboard and see yourself in the lead, maybe you are a few runs behind, but the smile on the coach's face says it all: the peace and joy within you brought into your world happiness... ... and a large pepperoni pizza.
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Jun 21, 2014
Jun 21, 2014 at 1:55 PM UTC
the hindu yankees
say for example, that you love to play baseball. [it is your favorite thing in the world, and you're quite good at it, too]. and before your game, your coach says to the team, "if we win, i'll take everybody to Pizza Hut!" upon hearing this, the players' faces light up- each one can taste the delicious stuffed crust that awaits them, and visions of breadsticks dance through their heads. the coach even brought a coupon book to allude to their possible futures... just before the team takes the field, the coach pulls you aside and says, "actually, i'm going to take the whole team to Pizza Hut even if we lose." well, you would know right then that outcome of the game is irrelevant, but the true joy of playing comes from competition regardless of winning or losing, so you vow to play your best game ever. however, everyone else on the team, not knowing the ultimate truth, will play very seriously, but with great anxiety and nervousness. they desperately want Pizza Hut, but know that they might not getting it. this game is the most important thing in the universe, and it is the most serious test of all time. every at-bat is tense for them, each fly ball could result in ultimate damnation. nothing is fun. with tension and anxiety, they strike out, play conservatively, and don't take the risks that make the game enjoyable. quickly, the team finds itself trailing by a few runs, and sweating profusely because of it. you, on the other hand, would feel more relaxed during the game. you would swing for the fences, knocking a couple out of the park, steal a base or two, make a diving catch. play your best game ever. you can do this comfortably because you realize that you're just playing for fun. you're going to Pizza Hut after game, whatever the outcome! soon, in your exuberance, you'd let slip the secret to a couple other players. you'd tell them, "guys, we were always going to Pizza Hut, let's just have some fun while we play this game." most of them rejoice! [a couple real serious ones doubt you and resent you. you'd surely smile, bend a knee, and applaud their solemnity.] but in your state of joy you include the doubters, and you let them believe what they will until the final innings over. you think, they'll wake up soon enough. with the last out made and the last run scored, maybe you look at the scoreboard and see yourself in the lead, maybe you are a few runs behind, but the smile on the coach's face says it all: the peace and joy within you brought into your world happiness... ... and a large pepperoni pizza.
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You were always a bit of backward but your small, fuzzy grins came cheap and easy. We never guessed they'd change the rules so fast. Salvation might have come in coupon form, and dolled-up pretty— some say better than new— we could have shared old games, odd romance, a few more laughs. But I let that last chance slip, and now a brick, you're going gently onto the back-alley ******* heaped in the middle of the night.
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Apr 11, 2010
Apr 11, 2010 at 11:43 AM UTC
Bystander to a Bricking
At a streetfair downtown A 5-dollar coupon in hand We used to buy a skinny tree Potted up in an old rusty can It may have looked less than promising So leggy and light as a feather Tentatively thought did it have roots? Our first purchase we made together We planted our tree in the yard That spindly gumbo-limbo But native to our Florida It knew just how to grow Just like I’d envisioned its shade A canopy against fierce heat Protecting us from that relentless sun It’s now grown twenty-five feet Six years have passed us by now And risking sounding sappy We’ve grown, too, as has our love The tree and we are happy
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Oct 28, 2015
Oct 28, 2015 at 1:56 PM UTC
A Spindly Gumbo-limbo
Collided with you on my way to work, No, it wasn’t a sign, wasn’t destiny’s quirk. A swollen temple and a bruised nose Do not herald a date, a wedding, or even a rose. Dropped my books on my way to class, Our fingers brushed when you knelt on the grass Music blasting from the dorm on the second floor I nodded my thanks and walked through the door. I know they say it’s divine intervention, But it’s more just my lack of hand-eye coordination. I know you believe we were meant to be But I need spectacles more than a relationship. Now my scarf’s stuck to your wrist watch, My hem’s ripped, your buckle’s botched. I knew I shouldn’t have bought the lace Oh **** Did you think this was decreed by fate? Spilled my coffee on your shirt front **** Was it Ralph Lauren? Peter England? Here’s a coupon for a dry-cleaning discount Just tell me you don’t think this counts. Look, I’m not saying you’re reading too much into this, Though that might be an accurate analysis. All I’m saying is our future looks accident prone So maybe invest in an insurance plan before a wedding loan.
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Sep 13, 2018
Sep 13, 2018 at 12:33 PM UTC
The Misguided Romanticization of Everyday Misfortunes
You and I Are like faded vouchers. **No matter what they say We are Redeemable**
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May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 8:50 AM UTC
Keep Calm and Coupon
Mail in your coupon to save a few bucks Use the money to buy time off your sentence Cutting out a coupon Sure beats cutting up your soul Send away for redemption If you can find a stamp Mail in redemption The answer to salvation Lies On the box
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Apr 2, 2014
Apr 2, 2014 at 6:25 PM UTC
Mail in Redemption
She places her book, marked with a coupon I've been meaning to use, on the nightstand. She turns the light out on her side. It's her side, her light. The left side is mine. Night. Night. We're past clutching love. We're not married, but I think I know what it means. It's two lonely people; it's two sides of the bed. It doesn't take her long to fall asleep. I watch her forehead unwrinkle. I listen as her inhales and exhales become spaced and even. At this moment, I do not know her. She's not a woman. All the inviting curves collapse. She is a girl breathing in, breathing out. In a memory she related to me--I think she related to me--she asks a boy to give her a turn on a swing. It's toward the end of recess. She has waited. He says no. This is my swing. She says it is the school's. He says the school isn't sitting in it. I can almost remember why she told me this story or some story like it. I can't sleep without my fan on. She can't fall asleep with it. I'll give her a couple more minutes. I wonder what violence she dreams of, of what forbidden ecstasy she views in her private night. I do not know her. She looks vulnerable, her body now bent in an S shape, facing away from me. Am I scared for her? Of her? Still sleeping, she bunches up her comforter; she brings it to her face. Maybe that's marriage: being scared for and of. I turn on the fan. She stirs. I'm sorry. I'll turn it off. You can leave it on. I'll turn it off. Leave it. She pulls my arm under her neck. She brings her bottom against my thighs. Will you hold me? Just for a second. I can hold you longer. Just a second.
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Feb 11, 2014
Feb 11, 2014 at 5:48 PM UTC
Sleeping Positions
She places her book, marked with a coupon I've been meaning to use, on the nightstand. She turns the light out on her side. It's her side, her light. The left side is mine. Night. Night. We're past clutching love. We're not married, but I think I know what it means. It's two lonely people; it's two sides of the bed. It doesn't take her long to fall asleep. I watch her forehead unwrinkle. I listen as her inhales and exhales become spaced and even. At this moment, I do not know her. She's not a woman. All the inviting curves collapse. She is a girl breathing in, breathing out. In a memory she related to me--I think she related to me--she asks a boy to give her a turn on a swing. It's toward the end of recess. She has waited. He says no. This is my swing. She says it is the school's. He says the school isn't sitting in it. I can almost remember why she told me this story or some story like it. I can't sleep without my fan on. She can't fall asleep with it. I'll give her a couple more minutes. I wonder what violence she dreams of, of what forbidden ecstasy she views in her private night. I do not know her. She looks vulnerable, her body now bent in an S shape, facing away from me. Am I scared for her? Of her? Still sleeping, she bunches up her comforter; she brings it to her face. Maybe that's marriage: being scared for and of. I turn on the fan. She stirs. I'm sorry. I'll turn it off. You can leave it on. I'll turn it off. Leave it. She pulls my arm under her neck. She brings her bottom against my thighs. Will you hold me? Just for a second. I can hold you longer. Just a second.
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If Pain was a payment.... My bills would all be solved.... If Loneliness was my line of credit.... Then I would max it out for you.... If Sadness was a passport.... We would fly around the world..... But i only have a coupon called Hope... And it barely makes a difference on the payment of Life.... And all the I O U's from the bank of Trust... Barely get me by... I see the economy of Happiness an empire not worth investing...    Because no price is as low as the discount of Loss...... But i break my life savings kept in Piggy bank called Memories... And I remember I saved just enough Love to get me thru......
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Apr 20, 2015
Apr 20, 2015 at 1:15 AM UTC
If Pain was a Payment.....
No one awakes knowing That today is The day That you're going to die. Death doesn't Call to confirm your appointment (No calls either Human or computerized) You can't cancel Or change Your mind when you arrive. It doesn't matter if you Have insurance Or Promise to pay on time. It won't ask you to To sign an ROI. Death doesn't reschedule. Death accepts no excuses It won't wait until It's a more convenient time Or have you check Your schedule Your bank account Your ethnicity Your marital status. Death won't take Your past history. It won't give you a coupon Bill your mom Take a bribe Or Give you a referral to To another specialist On his time Or for that matter his dime. Death has no bedside manner Won't prescribe you drugs Doesn't care what your Father does. Death won't even Look you in the eye Check your side Listen to your complaints Or successes Show compassion Or Give you An empathetic understanding sigh. Death takes no names And takes no answers Death has no samples Studies Or sage advice. However death is like Waiting for the dentist Your turn is going To come. Sleep is called Mini-deaths, All of this No wonder I can't sleep And by the way Death doesn't schedule Follow up appointments...
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Dec 17, 2013
Dec 17, 2013 at 9:52 PM UTC
Death doesn't call to confirm