#yoda poems on Hello Poetry

Lu Wilson Jun 2020

Ageless little creature commanding the world with your tiny hands
Big eyes, big heart - saving the galaxy as the universe demands

Watched the Mandalorian and inspired by the sweet little bobble head on my desk

#starwars #mandalorian #babyyoda #yoda

Quarantinistani Apr 2020

And So, It Begins.

Quarantine,
you must.

In sha Allah,
Coronever you may.

Fast by day.

By night,
Taraweeh pray.

This is the way.

Fatwa ruling by Shaikh Mufti Babyyoda Al-Jedi. 🤣🤣🤣
Dua's requested, pleases and thank yous in advance.
Ramadan Mubarak.

#ramadan #corona #quaranteen #fasting #taraweeh #baby #yoda

Anthony Michael James Butler Mar 2020

Dear Insomnia

Insomnia, Insomnia, I really hate ya
you make me wanna call a terrorist
So he can blow you up after shouting Allah
hell yeah, America
It's either that or call Russia and China
so together they can obliterate ya
You understand, yeah?
how about the secret weapon
A secret weapon where I call up Yoda
so he can slice ya, yeah?
Insomnia, Insomnia, goodbye
I really really hated ya.

Created by me on January 10th, 2020
Nah, Insomnia isn't so bad. if I didn't have it, then I wouldn't be posting all my poems. Insomnia, Insomnia, I really really like ya. but not that much....

#rhyme #satirical #humor #insomnia #no #sleep #yoda #russia #china

Jonathan Moya Dec 2019

Yoda Siths the Universe for the Rise of Skywalker

The force is another Jedi mind trick
that convinces the soul that all
that is Sith is not necessarily sin
but the whining of a baby Yoda
aware of his Death Star.

#star #wars #yoda #baby #skywalker #the #rise #of #sith #sin

Carlo C Gomez Dec 2019

Questions About the Universe

What exactly does
A stormtrooper's armor
Protect him from?

Based on their troubled history,
Shouldn't Death Stars
Have been named
Death Traps instead?

A novice like Luke
Could immediately sense evil
In an unknown tree,
Yet, Master Yoda couldn't sense it
In a person he was around everyday!
Explain that to me?

#starwars #humor #space #movies #yoda #skywalker #funny #sarcasm #satire

The Vault Aug 2019

Yoda Poetry #2

Air deeply breathing
Comes in as fall
Another Loving
Crisp cold in the air
Should be just as it

Sentences left open
Never met a wanting
It open just to leave
To inspect for the brain
To fill in or maybe the kind

This is mind fuckery right here Bois.

#yoda #love #amazing #confusing #relationship

The Vault Aug 2019

Yoda Poetry #1

You most I love.
Of two perfect sets
Hand and hand
Forever yours my heart

This is funny if you say it with the voice but sounds nice without it.

#yoda #love #live #relationship