I threw out his socks today. Those ******* socks. Long Black Nike Socks that went up to his calves. Long Black Nike Socks that he wore with his Two Hundred Dollar French Raw Denim Jeans because he needed the Short Black Nike Socks To wear to work with his Khaki Dickies Shorts. Black Nike Socks that he reminded me for months he "needed" For his birthday in order to function properly. Black Nike Socks that didn't cost enough to be considered A sufficient birthday gift, Along with some other cute things (I thought), Including a homemade coupon for dinner at Any restaurant of his choice. Short Black Nike Socks whose thirty-dollar price tag Wasn't quite up to par with the forty-dollar Concert ticket his obviously-better-than-me friend had So benevolently bought him. Those ******* socks.