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"baking" poems
Someone carved a face in that pumpkin, and now it's perched on a stoop, grinning with the same sinister grin the carver must have had when he carved it. And everything I recognize as expressive (the triangular eyes, that big toothy smile) is marked by a lack of pumpkin. A red face of dead space. And now I'm seeing just the opposite. I see two spots where the eyes should be, an open wound where the mouth once sat, and a fire within, baking the insides.
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Oct 26, 2016
Oct 26, 2016 at 11:34 AM UTC
Pumpkin
Gliding deftly along the city street rolling quick and constantly onward to some unknown scene, some backward park in the nighttime smoke curling from these parted lips, moist and inviting calling me somewhere I've never seen. New day, new night new feelings, rage in delight fill me with your hilarious entropy, knock my quarks into the next century, will you please? Now you're smoking the pipe and all at once you are free between you and me, this smoke is thicker and sticks like glue, wispy and dreamy and the world spins and calls Toltec telephone company can't pay me for all those calls collected and rendered obsolete Sun god dead as that silly calendar meme Amaterasu, and Imma tell you these ladies in the picnic table buried alive for boxed lunch and god's brunch Jesus ******* Christ and a indelible roster of good guys, to which we all must strive to live and die behind, never moving forward chasing our tails like a sick dog under the jasmine runner between the decades-old tanbark imported from overseas dead trees dead canine and oh isn't it just divine? You see it, pretty lady. I can see it hiding behind your eyes the things you don't tell the others because you're afraid if they found out, you'd be crucified. Well honey I hate to inform, With KGB efficiency that these love-a-dumbs aint Methuselah, they'll be dead! long before your flood of tears tears me from the land ballistas me across the great expanse to some strange Ararat of the eastern seaboard, or maybe wash me deep along the 80 into the desert sands and tiles on a leaky cell phone screen desperately trying to dial home on low battery, realizing all this was one big deferred dream, baking in the sun and shriveling oh well, back to the grindstone-- all those lies plucked your nose, gotta cut it back to size, 'else your soul it'll outgrow Don't worry honey bee It hasn't happened to me, and We know with calcuable mathematical truth that it'll never happen to you.
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Jun 26, 2018
Jun 26, 2018 at 9:50 PM UTC
Roller Derby
Gliding deftly along the city street rolling quick and constantly onward to some unknown scene, some backward park in the nighttime smoke curling from these parted lips, moist and inviting calling me somewhere I've never seen. New day, new night new feelings, rage in delight fill me with your hilarious entropy, knock my quarks into the next century, will you please? Now you're smoking the pipe and all at once you are free between you and me, this smoke is thicker and sticks like glue, wispy and dreamy and the world spins and calls Toltec telephone company can't pay me for all those calls collected and rendered obsolete Sun god dead as that silly calendar meme Amaterasu, and Imma tell you these ladies in the picnic table buried alive for boxed lunch and god's brunch Jesus ******* Christ and a indelible roster of good guys, to which we all must strive to live and die behind, never moving forward chasing our tails like a sick dog under the jasmine runner between the decades-old tanbark imported from overseas dead trees dead canine and oh isn't it just divine? You see it, pretty lady. I can see it hiding behind your eyes the things you don't tell the others because you're afraid if they found out, you'd be crucified. Well honey I hate to inform, With KGB efficiency that these love-a-dumbs aint Methuselah, they'll be dead! long before your flood of tears tears me from the land ballistas me across the great expanse to some strange Ararat of the eastern seaboard, or maybe wash me deep along the 80 into the desert sands and tiles on a leaky cell phone screen desperately trying to dial home on low battery, realizing all this was one big deferred dream, baking in the sun and shriveling oh well, back to the grindstone-- all those lies plucked your nose, gotta cut it back to size, 'else your soul it'll outgrow Don't worry honey bee It hasn't happened to me, and We know with calcuable mathematical truth that it'll never happen to you.
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You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Not for long, anyway. Cake doesn’t settle well when it’s all you’ve had to eat. It’ll churn like butter inside you, and creep up your throat to project like a cannon, barreling through a wall. Cake won’t sit right with you anymore. At the mere mention of cake, your insides will crawl with disgust and an association of icing will replace your taste buds with ***** You will never be able to enjoy cake—at parties, as a delicacy, with ice cream—because you got greedy and wanted to eat your cake first rather than save it for such an occasion. Now all the different kinds of cake you fantasized about trying—black velvet, coffee cake, buttercream pound cake—will only be a reminder of your pitfall that led you to make yourself sick with desire, for cake. You can’t get the icing off your tongue, the smell of batter baking has festered in your nostrils wired to the pungent taste of red from between your teeth. But it’s all you can think of when you’ve been wronged by your favorite dessert. What sort of chemical reaction in the bowels of your stomach caused all of this sorrow? What rejected the cake? Your body has a way of telling you things—we should listen more. Cake is not sustenance, it has no value as a nutritious food. It doesn’t help, only hurts.
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Jun 19, 2014
Jun 19, 2014 at 2:11 AM UTC
The icing on the cake
--- I've done some research On cancer's cause Western medicine, Dr Oz. They don't have answers, I'm afraid. And the cure is in what GOD made. Cancer's vector? A simple virus. A parasite and a fungus. Candida overgrowth. Radiation. Stress. We all face this in the West. So are there answers? Well. Let's see. Tell me if you don't agree. Sodas should go down the drain They have sugar or aspertame. Sugar feeds cancer. Cut it out! I KNOW that this will make you pout But you can find nuts a tasty treat Find some that you like to eat! Say NO to coffee. All caffeine. Eat kale and other leafy greens. If you want nutrition saved Cut the cord on your microwave! They watered plants with water nuked They died. Nutrition down the tubes. So no TV dinners. Processed foods. No fruits or veggies grown GMOs. WHEAT is bad! And on it goes. So it may cost a little more? Shop your local health food store! What does it matter? What's cancer's cost? And your life will not be lost! If you tire of reading this There may be important things you miss... READ ON! NATURAL REMEDIES FOR CANCER Blackstrap molasses. 1 tablespoon Baking soda. 1 teaspoon Mix with a glass of water and drink. (Baking soda should be found at a health food store) Blackstrap molasses can also be used topically for skin cancer. Tincture of the husk of the Black walnut nut. 2 drops Tincture of clove. 2 drops Tincture of wormwood. 2 drops Mix in a glass of water and drink. Add lemon and honey. It'll taste better. IMPORTANT! DO NOT USE TAP OR BOTTLED WATER! Get distilled water and add Minerals in liquid form. Your health food store will have this. There are many herbs and spices Which help. There's iodine in common kelp. Turmeric Cucumin etc. VERY POWERFUL Soursop tea. Green tea sans caffeine Fresh vegetables of the rainbow... Colors are viamins! Vitamin supplements Especially B-17 If you can't find these in your Health food store ask them to order. Or go on Amazon and order.
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Sep 26, 2015
Sep 26, 2015 at 4:07 PM UTC
Cure for Cancer?
--- I've done some research On cancer's cause Western medicine, Dr Oz. They don't have answers, I'm afraid. And the cure is in what GOD made. Cancer's vector? A simple virus. A parasite and a fungus. Candida overgrowth. Radiation. Stress. We all face this in the West. So are there answers? Well. Let's see. Tell me if you don't agree. Sodas should go down the drain They have sugar or aspertame. Sugar feeds cancer. Cut it out! I KNOW that this will make you pout But you can find nuts a tasty treat Find some that you like to eat! Say NO to coffee. All caffeine. Eat kale and other leafy greens. If you want nutrition saved Cut the cord on your microwave! They watered plants with water nuked They died. Nutrition down the tubes. So no TV dinners. Processed foods. No fruits or veggies grown GMOs. WHEAT is bad! And on it goes. So it may cost a little more? Shop your local health food store! What does it matter? What's cancer's cost? And your life will not be lost! If you tire of reading this There may be important things you miss... READ ON! NATURAL REMEDIES FOR CANCER Blackstrap molasses. 1 tablespoon Baking soda. 1 teaspoon Mix with a glass of water and drink. (Baking soda should be found at a health food store) Blackstrap molasses can also be used topically for skin cancer. Tincture of the husk of the Black walnut nut. 2 drops Tincture of clove. 2 drops Tincture of wormwood. 2 drops Mix in a glass of water and drink. Add lemon and honey. It'll taste better. IMPORTANT! DO NOT USE TAP OR BOTTLED WATER! Get distilled water and add Minerals in liquid form. Your health food store will have this. There are many herbs and spices Which help. There's iodine in common kelp. Turmeric Cucumin etc. VERY POWERFUL Soursop tea. Green tea sans caffeine Fresh vegetables of the rainbow... Colors are viamins! Vitamin supplements Especially B-17 If you can't find these in your Health food store ask them to order. Or go on Amazon and order.
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it's time for christmas baking whether you know how to or not the thing you must remember is that the oven gets quite hot it's not that i'm an imbesile or that my mind is set on slow there's things 'bout christmas baking that everyone should know turning up the temperature will not make things bake much quicker and you'll never get your baking done if you start hitting the liquor liquor helps but not that way it's for the the recipe...not you because the first drink goes down smooth it always tastes like two my icing stuck to everything it even melted on my cat the dog thought fluffy was his treat and that my friends was that metal in the microwave makes great sparks but doesn't cook in fact it's quite explosive if you take the time to look peanut butter rollups are easy and look cool but with so many kids allergic you can't sell them at the school the best way to do baking is to buy them from the store put them on a plate you own and don't say any more if people want the recipe say it's secret, you can't tell you're granny took it to her grave besides, they all do this as well take my advice on baking don't bake if you can buy because you'll never get it perfect no matter how you try.
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Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 1:37 PM UTC
christmas baking
To the tune of Five For Fighting's "100 Years to Live" From "Frogs For Fighting" Kermit Sings: I'm just a simple green Muppet, Good old friends with Scooter and Fuzzy, And I'm small and skinny, A quiet frog that's on the roam. Animal's clearing out the whole fridge, There's a Muppet chef inside the kitchen, Making gibberish sounds, Boiling a goose or baking rolls. Piggy I'm alright with you, No other Muppet pig will do, MRS. PIGGY-there's never a wish better than this, When you've got a hundred Muppet Tears TO GIVE... I'm searching stars at the moment, Still the frog-I'm just in love with a pig, Dream of a connection, A constellation for a sign, Count goes "AH AH AH" when counting, Cookie Monster's nomming on the cookies, Snuffleupagus sounds like he just might have a cold... But Piggy I'm alright with you, You've got much might-no one can kick **** quite like you... But piggy I'm OK with you, MRS. PIGGY-there's never a wish better than this, When you've got a hundred Muppet Tears TO GIVE... Through a small Muppet's eyes Can tell you no lies, Bunson's Lab-a surprise, Madness, havoc explode, Beaker's running to hide, We're moving on... I'm feeling light at the moment, Small as can be-the sky-all I view, And I'm just reeling, High up in the clouds-a message in blue,   ...Mrs. Piggy I'm alright with you, You're black belt in Karate and Kung Fu, Super Grover's on his way, Every Muppet has their dog day... Wooohooo-oohoohoo Wooohooo-oohoohoo Wooohooo-oohoohoo-oohoohoo Piggy I'm alright with you, There's no other Muppet pig like you, MRS. PIGGY, there's never a wish-better than this... When you've got a hundred Muppet Tears TO GIVE...
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Feb 26, 2019
Feb 26, 2019 at 10:22 PM UTC
100 Muppet Tears
To the tune of Five For Fighting's "100 Years to Live" From "Frogs For Fighting" Kermit Sings: I'm just a simple green Muppet, Good old friends with Scooter and Fuzzy, And I'm small and skinny, A quiet frog that's on the roam. Animal's clearing out the whole fridge, There's a Muppet chef inside the kitchen, Making gibberish sounds, Boiling a goose or baking rolls. Piggy I'm alright with you, No other Muppet pig will do, MRS. PIGGY-there's never a wish better than this, When you've got a hundred Muppet Tears TO GIVE... I'm searching stars at the moment, Still the frog-I'm just in love with a pig, Dream of a connection, A constellation for a sign, Count goes "AH AH AH" when counting, Cookie Monster's nomming on the cookies, Snuffleupagus sounds like he just might have a cold... But Piggy I'm alright with you, You've got much might-no one can kick **** quite like you... But piggy I'm OK with you, MRS. PIGGY-there's never a wish better than this, When you've got a hundred Muppet Tears TO GIVE... Through a small Muppet's eyes Can tell you no lies, Bunson's Lab-a surprise, Madness, havoc explode, Beaker's running to hide, We're moving on... I'm feeling light at the moment, Small as can be-the sky-all I view, And I'm just reeling, High up in the clouds-a message in blue,   ...Mrs. Piggy I'm alright with you, You're black belt in Karate and Kung Fu, Super Grover's on his way, Every Muppet has their dog day... Wooohooo-oohoohoo Wooohooo-oohoohoo Wooohooo-oohoohoo-oohoohoo Piggy I'm alright with you, There's no other Muppet pig like you, MRS. PIGGY, there's never a wish-better than this... When you've got a hundred Muppet Tears TO GIVE...
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The leaves are cracked They lie like pieces of pottery Drying, baking in the sun An orange is suspended in the sky Round heat floats down
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May 13, 2014
May 13, 2014 at 7:31 PM UTC
Pottery
In Narcissist Nation It's all about self What's in it for me Forget everyone else The views you cling to I do not approve In this all the above attitude Without a clue In Narcissist Nation Only I have the right To say what I say False truth in my eyes I'll follow the crowd To the dark side of town Then light a fire And burn it all down In Narcissist Nation There's no need to discuss I'll scream at you While at me you cuss With new slogans and sayings On which to feed As the world continues baking In insanity In Narcissist Nation This will not end good If we continue forsaking All that we should If we only focus inward In this I, Me, Mine, time And not see through into This narcissistic lie
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Jun 15, 2020
Jun 15, 2020 at 6:01 PM UTC
Narcissist Nation
I don’t care, That you don’t care, About caring about What I care for. And you know what? I don’t care that You won’t care for the only thing that I really care for. What if I care about cake? Would you not care about cake? Would you not care ABOUT CAKE? You care about cake, of course you do. I can see it in your eyes and by that tell tale dribble at your mouth. Cake is something that will make your legs quake with butter cream goodness. A good cake baked, makes you proud to be a cake baking citizen in a country that will let you bake cake. So what if I care about democracy. Would you not care about democracy? Would you let people live in fear of the **** of a gun, Would you care that there are those who are on the run from tyranny and violence who know pain and loss, that you could only wake up from, in a cold sweat? As you turn and toss in your memory foam bed. There is more happening on this Earth Then cake. There are greater causes than choosing between Thortons Double Chocolate Celebration and that traditional Victoria Sponge your Mother-in-law won in a raffle last week. The struggle humanity faces, is to live in harmony with each other. It cannot be resolved with cake. You cannot bring democracy to a country with cake. Or can we? What if we swapped, Non radar detectable aircraft For dairy delectable foodcraft, What if we swapped 12inch shells for 12 thousand babybels? What if we stole RPGs and gave back MSG’s (they’re less harmful in the long run, if thrown at you). What if, for once, everyone cared. And then we’d get somewhere. Every voice in every home Would not be a voice alone, And for once, we’d all agree about the fact we like cake and democracy for all.
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Mar 16, 2010
Mar 16, 2010 at 8:19 AM UTC
Cake and Democracy
I don’t care, That you don’t care, About caring about What I care for. And you know what? I don’t care that You won’t care for the only thing that I really care for. What if I care about cake? Would you not care about cake? Would you not care ABOUT CAKE? You care about cake, of course you do. I can see it in your eyes and by that tell tale dribble at your mouth. Cake is something that will make your legs quake with butter cream goodness. A good cake baked, makes you proud to be a cake baking citizen in a country that will let you bake cake. So what if I care about democracy. Would you not care about democracy? Would you let people live in fear of the **** of a gun, Would you care that there are those who are on the run from tyranny and violence who know pain and loss, that you could only wake up from, in a cold sweat? As you turn and toss in your memory foam bed. There is more happening on this Earth Then cake. There are greater causes than choosing between Thortons Double Chocolate Celebration and that traditional Victoria Sponge your Mother-in-law won in a raffle last week. The struggle humanity faces, is to live in harmony with each other. It cannot be resolved with cake. You cannot bring democracy to a country with cake. Or can we? What if we swapped, Non radar detectable aircraft For dairy delectable foodcraft, What if we swapped 12inch shells for 12 thousand babybels? What if we stole RPGs and gave back MSG’s (they’re less harmful in the long run, if thrown at you). What if, for once, everyone cared. And then we’d get somewhere. Every voice in every home Would not be a voice alone, And for once, we’d all agree about the fact we like cake and democracy for all.
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You. You who taught me love and kindness and hope and knitting and optimism and forgiveness and baking. Yet you were also my first loss. You taught me grief and how nothing stays the same. Even a mind can deteriorate so much I wonder it makes me wonder if you ever were so good. Maybe I just exaggerate. Because you aren't  here to prove me wrong or disappoint me. But how could anyone have been so good? But even if I was looking at you through the rose tinted glasses of youth I refuse to tarnish my opinion of you I will keep these glasses forever I insist.You taught me all this and more. Because of you I visit grandad more   to remind me of what I lost and a reminder to appreciate what I still have. That house will always remind me of you I hope that is ok.
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Nov 12, 2016
Nov 12, 2016 at 5:55 PM UTC
Lessons Learnt
To cook something beautiful You need a few unsightly ingredients. Like to make a cake You need flour and baking soda Baking powder, sugar, and a hint of salt Water and eggs. They aren't appealing to look at By themselves Or even when mixed together. But when handled right, And with a little time Love and care An oven and a spatula You conform them into exactly the right shape And those unsightly ingredients become A tasty treat, But what's a cake without frosting? It's something bigger than what it was. It's a combination The frosting makes it more Visually appealing, It masks the overly cooked Side. Some air pockets from An inexperienced Or careless chef. It's masks imperfections. You can't force a cake to become perfect. It needs time, it needs love, it needs care. Dare I say it again, It needs time, It needs love, It needs care. When the cake Gets those, and is left alone To bake, To think about what it's job is, To not just be beautiful Covered in frosting But without it as well, You'll have the best **** Cake you've ever made. It won't be over done on one side Or the other, It won't have air bubbles, It'll glisten and gleam, And be pristine. You'll have a cake Beautiful On the inside and out.
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Feb 20, 2015
Feb 20, 2015 at 1:32 PM UTC
The Perfect Cake
Cookies, Cookies which ones to make? Cookies, Cookies which ones to bake? Is it oatmeal for him? sugar for me? Ooh! these jam ones look scrumptious (in the picture) you see? Will it be bran for momma, or peanut butter for sis? Oh, I could cook them all and someone's favorite still miss..... I could wash, and I could dust & sweep and mop , till i'm dead, but alas, if you watch, I'll be baking instead because I have cookies in my head. Cookies, Cookies, which ones to make Cookis, Cookies, which ones to bake?
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Oct 27, 2014
Oct 27, 2014 at 1:22 AM UTC
Cookies!!
My body mind's lobby old-time-y lobotomy. *Surfing kaleidoscope time waves, baking green tree eurythmy cookies, singing campfire folky-tale lullabies. We enjoy tasting dawn-squash memories.*
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Jun 1, 2014
Jun 1, 2014 at 11:58 PM UTC
Mind/Body Time Warp
Clap along if you know what happiness is for you. Happiness is going for a run with the dog Happiness is waking up and looking out my bedroom window Happiness is being part of the universe Happiness is music full blast Happiness is learning to South Coast Swing Happiness is dancing round my kitchen Happiness is cooking, baking, EATING Happiness is being at college with my friends Happiness is the cinema with Margaux Happiness is knowing I'm not perfect, and being glad not to be Happiness is a lie-in Happiness is a cup of tea Happiness is getting my assignments in Happiness is seeing how much I have grown Happiness is seeing my brother and sister Happiness is my sister proud of who I'm becoming Happiness is dreaming Happiness is talking about my Mum Happiness is the colour red Happiness is my brother and his girlfriend Happiness is the friends I've yet to make Happiness is the classes I've yet to teach Happiness is everything I've yet to learn Happiness is Christmas with my Grandparents Happiness is spending New Years Eve quietly Happiness is knowing I'm going to be home Happiness is choosing a path to get there Happiness is everywhere when we look for it Happiness is me.
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Jan 5, 2014
Jan 5, 2014 at 6:34 AM UTC
Happy
It smells like first love Says the perfume bottle Smells like true love Says the bath bomb What does first love smell like? First love smells like rain The heavy scent of the air Before a thunderstorm True love smells like cookies Baking in the background And a rich *** of coffee Brewing from fresh beans And of cinnamon in hot chocolate And lavender, like my lotion And spice, like his deodorant First love smells lightly of sweat Because you're nervous True love smells like tears Because it's never a dry-eyed affair It smells like the flowers Of the wedding bouquet And the crimson and white Christmas flower display First love smells like body spray Slathered on to hide the sweat True love smells natural Bad breath in the morning And yet fine Because it's theirs. First love turns to sweet summers' air Vanished with August's last week True love kisses the scents Both foul and fair That break upon my cheek.
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Jul 13, 2017
Jul 13, 2017 at 11:48 PM UTC
Scentsation
i hate ice cream. but when i was a child, ice cream was my mother's band-aid apology celebration reward treat synonymous with a cool rough hand on my forehead far away now, in brown-dusted cactus-studded hot hills in baking cobblestone streets between tall crooked stone buildings i'm reaching for her hand it melts sticky under my fingernails and the taste is wrong in my mouth.
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Jul 22, 2013
Jul 22, 2013 at 7:03 PM UTC
Ice Cream
Hark! Take heed, for this cake be both mighty and magnificent! 1.75 cups flour 2 cups white sugar 2 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. baking powder 0.75 cups unsweetened cocoa powder 1 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 cup (as in 8 fl.oz/250mL.) strongly brewed coffee (make more and drink it!) 1 cup buttermilk (or 1 tbs. white vinegar+1 cup milk mixed well, blah blah) 0.5 cups cocoanut oil (or 0.33 cups basicallywhatever oil), a little less if *** 1 tsp. vanilla extract OPTIONAL: 2-3 shots (60-90mL; 0.2-0.33 cups) black spiced *** (Kraken, if at all possible) I also want to experiment with whiskey/burbon.. if you try it, let me know! --Flour, sugar cocoa powder, baking soda+powder, salt mixed in one bowl -- eggs, coffee, *** buttermilk, oil, vanilla in another Slowly mix the dry into the wet until as homogenous as possible. I use an 8"x8" (20cmx20cm) pan @350F (175 C) for about 40 minutes, but I check on it at round 30 minutes because some variance may well apply. If you use olive oil, or avocado oil, or whatever other more fluid oil, I find a slightly hotter oven (375 F/190 C) can be advisable, but pay attention to your specific scenario! The worst that's happened for me is the top gets a bit crusty, but that pleasantly works with the overall moisture of the cake, especially with olive oil and the *** addition. Do the toothpick test to see if it's ready! Frosting is applicable, as well, because this Magical Cake is not horribly sweet for how horribly sweet it sure is. I usually just sprinkle some confectioner's sugar on it to make it look all fancy for my classy friends and band-mates. ENJOY! Bake responsibly, but have some fun. Also, suffer the decimals!
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Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 8:53 AM UTC
Magical Mocha/Black Magic Cake
Hark! Take heed, for this cake be both mighty and magnificent! 1.75 cups flour 2 cups white sugar 2 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. baking powder 0.75 cups unsweetened cocoa powder 1 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 cup (as in 8 fl.oz/250mL.) strongly brewed coffee (make more and drink it!) 1 cup buttermilk (or 1 tbs. white vinegar+1 cup milk mixed well, blah blah) 0.5 cups cocoanut oil (or 0.33 cups basicallywhatever oil), a little less if *** 1 tsp. vanilla extract OPTIONAL: 2-3 shots (60-90mL; 0.2-0.33 cups) black spiced *** (Kraken, if at all possible) I also want to experiment with whiskey/burbon.. if you try it, let me know! --Flour, sugar cocoa powder, baking soda+powder, salt mixed in one bowl -- eggs, coffee, *** buttermilk, oil, vanilla in another Slowly mix the dry into the wet until as homogenous as possible. I use an 8"x8" (20cmx20cm) pan @350F (175 C) for about 40 minutes, but I check on it at round 30 minutes because some variance may well apply. If you use olive oil, or avocado oil, or whatever other more fluid oil, I find a slightly hotter oven (375 F/190 C) can be advisable, but pay attention to your specific scenario! The worst that's happened for me is the top gets a bit crusty, but that pleasantly works with the overall moisture of the cake, especially with olive oil and the *** addition. Do the toothpick test to see if it's ready! Frosting is applicable, as well, because this Magical Cake is not horribly sweet for how horribly sweet it sure is. I usually just sprinkle some confectioner's sugar on it to make it look all fancy for my classy friends and band-mates. ENJOY! Bake responsibly, but have some fun. Also, suffer the decimals!
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Your caress is silky and creamy like butter And my darling, I'm afraid that your lingering touch will give me diabetes Your heart crumbles like flour when I press mine against it And beads of sugar hang like dew upon your lashes Maybe if I blended you up into cookie dough And baked you at 350 for 15 minutes until you were golden brown Then I wouldn't be afraid to stroke your resplendent face Perhaps I wouldn't wince at the thought of pressing my ear against your chest Just to hear your confectionary heart quiver And there wouldn't be the slightest trepidation when I kissed your intoxicating tears But I'm afraid that I'll leave you in for too long And your saccharine core will harden and reek of soot And with the slightest touch, you'll be reduced to ash And your cremated remains will get frightened at the accusatory wail of the smoke detector And they'll seek refuge in my oven's crevices Never to be seen again
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Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 at 7:35 PM UTC
Baking
Crafty, they say, He's getting crafty crafty with my lies and my made-up meals crafty with my sound-blocking tactics crafty with hiding the burning lines of white and red. Baking, they say, He's getting into baking baking my binges baking my restriction baking my omad baking my sad-looking low-cal low-fat low-sugar low-carb high-protein 'meal'. Crochet, they say, He's getting into crochet crocheting ankle warmers to make my legs look skinny half-finger gloves in an attempt to curb the permafrost that has begun to knit itself around my bones. Healthy, they say, He's getting healthy as i workout until i faint and do sit-ups until i have bruises on my spine. fruit and veg and vitamins take priority and suddenly i have taken an interest in running.
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Sep 18, 2022
Sep 18, 2022 at 12:40 PM UTC
DIY
i decided i would try to make myself bread just a silly notion i had inside my head i mixed up all the flour and got my baking tin rolled it nice and neatly and put my baking in i placed in the oven oven then i set the dial cooked it very slowly for a little while i left in the oven so my bread would rise but it stayed so flat i couldnt believe my eyes i was looking forward to my little feast the reason it was flat i forgot the yeast
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Mar 22, 2010
Mar 22, 2010 at 8:20 AM UTC
baking bread
They say marriage is all about compromise. If that's the case, newlyweds Kia Parsons and Billy Bunning are off to an excellent start. The UK couple had different visions when it came to their wedding cake; the bride wanted an all-white tiered cake with cascading sugar flowers. The groom, on the other hand, wanted to incorporate his love of comic book superheroes into the confection. So they met somewhere in the middle: Julia Baker of Tier by Tier cake design created the cake for the couple's August 14 wedding in Milton Keynes, England. One side is the traditional-looking cake the bride wanted. On the other side, icing curtains reveal the logos of Marvel characters Captain America, Spider-Man and Iron Man, as well as Batman from the DC Comics camp. "I loved every minute making this cake, as I knew it would be something that people would be surprised at and appeal to all the Marvel fans!" Julia told The Huffington Post. In all, she spent 40 hours on the cake. It took 12 hours to make the sugar flowers, and the cake-baking and building took about 28 hours. Needless to say, Kia and Billy were thrilled with the finished product. "Julia did such a fantastic job and we were completely overwhelmed by how brilliant it looked!" the bride told HuffPost. "From most angles of the room, the cake looked like a traditional wedding cake -- just what we had wanted. It wasn't until the cake was moved for us to cut that our guests realized there was a hidden extra. Some didn't even realize until the photos went online after the wedding!" On Tuesday, a photo of the cake began going viral when it was shared by the Life Of Dad Facebook page. "I was surprised at how popular it was and how quickly the pictures circulated on social media," Julia said. "I have plenty more ideas to work on and I am calling these 'double-take cakes.'" read more:www.marieaustralia.com/formal-dresses-perth www.marieaustralia.com/white-formal-dresses
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Aug 20, 2015
Aug 20, 2015 at 11:16 PM UTC
This Supremely Awesome Wedding Cake Will Make You Do A Double Take
They say marriage is all about compromise. If that's the case, newlyweds Kia Parsons and Billy Bunning are off to an excellent start. The UK couple had different visions when it came to their wedding cake; the bride wanted an all-white tiered cake with cascading sugar flowers. The groom, on the other hand, wanted to incorporate his love of comic book superheroes into the confection. So they met somewhere in the middle: Julia Baker of Tier by Tier cake design created the cake for the couple's August 14 wedding in Milton Keynes, England. One side is the traditional-looking cake the bride wanted. On the other side, icing curtains reveal the logos of Marvel characters Captain America, Spider-Man and Iron Man, as well as Batman from the DC Comics camp. "I loved every minute making this cake, as I knew it would be something that people would be surprised at and appeal to all the Marvel fans!" Julia told The Huffington Post. In all, she spent 40 hours on the cake. It took 12 hours to make the sugar flowers, and the cake-baking and building took about 28 hours. Needless to say, Kia and Billy were thrilled with the finished product. "Julia did such a fantastic job and we were completely overwhelmed by how brilliant it looked!" the bride told HuffPost. "From most angles of the room, the cake looked like a traditional wedding cake -- just what we had wanted. It wasn't until the cake was moved for us to cut that our guests realized there was a hidden extra. Some didn't even realize until the photos went online after the wedding!" On Tuesday, a photo of the cake began going viral when it was shared by the Life Of Dad Facebook page. "I was surprised at how popular it was and how quickly the pictures circulated on social media," Julia said. "I have plenty more ideas to work on and I am calling these 'double-take cakes.'" read more:www.marieaustralia.com/formal-dresses-perth www.marieaustralia.com/white-formal-dresses
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the clay patio was baking just hot enough for the dough to rise and crisp and for you to spread your blanket in the sun perfect for a picnic with the kids and observing the man on that really tall bicycle it’s times like these when you think why doesn’t everyone just shut off and bake in the sun with a glass of peach tea and a pair of well behaved kids who share life like it was their job to love each other their mother dad and especially the old dog even the young lovers get jealous as their gaze from the park to your front patio witnessing that there is something more to love than just body heat chocolate-dipped strawberries and jazz clubs that children grow like spinach flowers in mellow medallion heat until the training wheels come off and they feel earth’s balance for the first time and the peaches! they shackle the branches like juicy bombs and you decide that mothers are like fruit unbruised unwashed and perfect something that God herself keeps in her finest crystal bowl and replants in the summer mother sister friend shoot me some of that peach tea you’re drinking that sun you are soaking that air you are breathing the world needs more of you and you deserve the last taste of its summer light
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Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 4:55 PM UTC
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I tried to throw it out along with the bubbles, the yellow duck, and the knickers the dog crudely chewed pushed it amongst silled plants, now it stands, between Thick Cut Marmalade and Chlorine Free Baking Cups a token, painted green with white Maori dots, symbolizing the small dreamings of a tortoise                                                      and since this house is my body, see how I have placed you in the kitchen and I cannot get beyond, the simple meaning, of daily needing love like water, air and how I don't seek to see it fully yet often find myself checking if its there.
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Jan 18, 2011
Jan 18, 2011 at 12:14 PM UTC
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Do you cut your birthday cake? Do you know your birthday is fake? Don't continue to make the mistake It's time for you to now awake! Ask your mother when you were born You were kicking weeks before and this went on and on You were alive long back, she knows And even science has pictures as the embryo grows Nine months before your so-called date of birth That is when you actually came to earth Then you didn't have blood, bone, and skin You were just a Power, the spark within But because you believed in the birthday lie You believed that there were ghosts and fairies in the sky! Every year you continue to cut your birthday cake You don't realize the truth, just believe what is fake! When will you, to the truth, awake? When will you stop baking your birthday cake? When you realize that nine months earlier you were born Then to stop cutting the cake, will you undertake? Although you know that it is not your date of birth You came forty weeks before as the zygote on earth But you just choose to follow the herd You don't investigate, don't fly like a bird You don't ask the question, 'Who am I?' If the body came later, then, 'I am the body,' is a lie I was that Energy Spark that first came to earth Not on my so-called birthday is my real birth In what way will this news make us awake? Why this big fuss about the birthday cake? When we realize we are not the body or the mind Then, Self-Realization we will find If you are not the body that developed on earth You realize you are that spark, that's your real worth! That spark is Energy, that spark is the Soul To realize this is our life’s ultimate goal After the spark, starts as a little zygote Our body is created, be it man or goat We are not the bodies that we seem to wear The bodies will live and die and tear One day, every ‘body’ must die The one who was alive will depart into the sky The body that is made of skin and bone Returns to ashes, as people mourn We are not that body that died, were we? People say, 'He passed away', and we are free They are so sure in the body we no more live To the flames or to the coffin, our body they give! If we are not the body that will one day surely die If we were not born on our birthday, that is a lie! If we are that spark conceived nine months before birth Then who is it that on death leaves the earth? The Soul, the Divine Spirit, the Atman is that spark To give us life from birth to death is its task It arrives at conception and departs at death We are that Power that gives us breath When you do a simple thing like stop cutting a cake When you investigate and realize that your birthday is fake You realize you are the Soul, you are no more vague To the ultimate truth, you will awake This Realization is the real beginning of the journey called life It will liberate us from all misery and strife When we realize we are not body, ego, and mind Eternal Happiness and Peace, we will find Just because we were taught many things that were lies We believe that God lives in the skies The birthday cake will make us realize We will live as the Soul, we will be wise So, from now don't cut your birthday cake Don't continue to be ignorant for God's sake Realize that your birthday is fake You are the Divine Soul, to this truth awake
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Sep 16, 2022
Sep 16, 2022 at 4:25 AM UTC
Don’t cut a cake! Awake! Your Birthday is Fake!
Do you cut your birthday cake? Do you know your birthday is fake? Don't continue to make the mistake It's time for you to now awake! Ask your mother when you were born You were kicking weeks before and this went on and on You were alive long back, she knows And even science has pictures as the embryo grows Nine months before your so-called date of birth That is when you actually came to earth Then you didn't have blood, bone, and skin You were just a Power, the spark within But because you believed in the birthday lie You believed that there were ghosts and fairies in the sky! Every year you continue to cut your birthday cake You don't realize the truth, just believe what is fake! When will you, to the truth, awake? When will you stop baking your birthday cake? When you realize that nine months earlier you were born Then to stop cutting the cake, will you undertake? Although you know that it is not your date of birth You came forty weeks before as the zygote on earth But you just choose to follow the herd You don't investigate, don't fly like a bird You don't ask the question, 'Who am I?' If the body came later, then, 'I am the body,' is a lie I was that Energy Spark that first came to earth Not on my so-called birthday is my real birth In what way will this news make us awake? Why this big fuss about the birthday cake? When we realize we are not the body or the mind Then, Self-Realization we will find If you are not the body that developed on earth You realize you are that spark, that's your real worth! That spark is Energy, that spark is the Soul To realize this is our life’s ultimate goal After the spark, starts as a little zygote Our body is created, be it man or goat We are not the bodies that we seem to wear The bodies will live and die and tear One day, every ‘body’ must die The one who was alive will depart into the sky The body that is made of skin and bone Returns to ashes, as people mourn We are not that body that died, were we? People say, 'He passed away', and we are free They are so sure in the body we no more live To the flames or to the coffin, our body they give! If we are not the body that will one day surely die If we were not born on our birthday, that is a lie! If we are that spark conceived nine months before birth Then who is it that on death leaves the earth? The Soul, the Divine Spirit, the Atman is that spark To give us life from birth to death is its task It arrives at conception and departs at death We are that Power that gives us breath When you do a simple thing like stop cutting a cake When you investigate and realize that your birthday is fake You realize you are the Soul, you are no more vague To the ultimate truth, you will awake This Realization is the real beginning of the journey called life It will liberate us from all misery and strife When we realize we are not body, ego, and mind Eternal Happiness and Peace, we will find Just because we were taught many things that were lies We believe that God lives in the skies The birthday cake will make us realize We will live as the Soul, we will be wise So, from now don't cut your birthday cake Don't continue to be ignorant for God's sake Realize that your birthday is fake You are the Divine Soul, to this truth awake
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