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"spiderman" poems
Sat on a sedan Spiderman took her hand. Went down on one knee And said Will you marry me? I cannot face The rest of eternity With each generation's Take on modernity. It's old fashioned values I look for and see - Your confidence, Common sense, Your honesty, Sincerity, Your quirkiness And peacableness. But most of all Your peerless take on life Is what does it for me. Will you be my wife? Spiderman, Spiderman, How you do woo! And you have such qualities That draw me to you - Your patience, Respect, Your considerable intellect, Your gentleness, Strength of mind - I could go on at length and find You could be my cobweb? I could be your fly? Could you be the man for me Until the day I die? What more can I say than You may have concurred That I do things my own way. So can you guess? Little Miss Muffet Said Yes! And do you know what? As they lay there On that Le Corbusier chair Without a care in the world - And you know it's not novel To be graphic - They were not afraid at all.
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May 16, 2014
May 16, 2014 at 4:31 PM UTC
Spiderman Proposes To Little Miss Muffet
* *In love with Gwen Stacy When in stasis* * Cannot let go of the old neighborhood charm until? *In love with Mary Jane                   When the mind takes off* * Now, I become the hero Spiderman yet a problem?      * *She leaves, no Mary Jane                         And the symbiote, VENOM* * Comes along in angry mind of the hero spurned? * *Stuck in webs anger as Man          Hero no words* * Comes along in angry mind of the hero spurned? * *I want to do something widcha' something makes her mad I want to do something widcha' something makes him Mad.* * * *I want to do something widcha' some thing? ** *
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Sep 22, 2018
Sep 22, 2018 at 2:28 AM UTC
Does Whatever a Spider Can?
You're 'heroes' aren't real people They're drawings and hopes and tales Real heroes are the ones that help They're the ones that really care. Now, don't get me wrong, Superman is great and all But he's really just a figure Just strong and buff and tall. Batman, Spiderman, they're figures too, Their stories tell ones of crime But I know some even better ones Some stories really worth the time. It's the kids that don't get noticed The ones that are left behind You can't put the name to face, But they've been there this whole time. Everyone comes before they do, They're ready to make a change They help, sacrifice, volunteer And you always found it strange. Does it seem so weird, now? Have you grown up and seen it for real? They're the Superman, Batman, Spiderman too They're the ones that helped people heal. Remember that day you dropped your books? Remember when you felt so alone? It's those kids that helped and lent a hand They're the ones that should be known. So next time you pick up a comic Even you, in your growing age, Superheroes are the ones in real life Not the fighters on a page.
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Apr 25, 2013
Apr 25, 2013 at 5:14 PM UTC
Superhero
Little Miss Muffet Sits not on a tuffet But on a Le Corbusier chair. Curds and whey Are not for her As she is a vegan And rarely eats between meals. Along comes Spiderman, Sits down on a sedan And questions her On all things entomological And graphic novels. And do you know what? She is not afraid at all!
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Mar 28, 2014
Mar 28, 2014 at 4:30 PM UTC
Little Miss Muffet Meets Spiderman
Gusto mo kape? 'O gusto mo tayo nalang,puwede 'O Teka,biro Lang Pangako kape lang talaga,Tara na Ano bang gusto **** lasa? Matamis ba? Para kahit sa pagtimpla nalang ng kape ko ibabawi yung lasa ng nais ko sa iyo'y ma-ipadama Gusto mo ba'y Matabang? 'Yung wala ng lasa 'Yung wala ng pag-asa 'Yung kulang sa timpla Dahil napagod na. 'O baka Gusto mo naman 'Yung sakto lang 'Yung kahit may gusto kang iba Ako'y patuloy paring aasa At kahit mangawit man ng sobra At magpawis man ng kakaiba sa kakahintay, Sa akin ay ok lang Kahit ako'y kaibigan lang naman,Mahal Basta ikaw At kung ang sagot sa lahat ay pag-papakatanga Sigurado ako ang nangunguna. 'O baka gusto mo ng 3 in one? 'Cause you want me to be your number one fan Just like my favorite man Superman Spiderman And maybe a man of mine Nako ano ba yan! Ano ba talaga gusto **** lasa? Ayoko ng manghula pa Kaya sabihin mo na Para di nako mahirapan pa na Ipagtimpla ka pa. Ah alam ko na! Gusto mo rin ba yung lasa tulad ng aking pag-timpla? 'Yung nag-kakasalubong yung tamis at pait ng kapeng barako Oo Kapeng barako Parang tayo Kapag ang mga mata nati'y nag-tatagpo na akala mo naman ay may salitang tayo Kung nakakapag salita lamang ang ating mga mata Sigurado Bistado Aminado  na gusto natin ang isa't-isa. Pero Teka,Kape lang ba 'to talaga? 'O meron pang iba? Sabihin mo na Para hindi na ako umasa pa na mahulog ka pa. Tara kape pa Para makasama pa kita Ang sarap lang ma-upo kasama ka sa ating tambayan Kasabay sa pagtanaw sa ating kalawakan. 'O kay sarap sa pakiramdam noong sandaling  ika'y aking mahagkan At batid kong ito'y panandalian lamang, Kaya Tara kape lang Kahit walang aminan Dahil alam ko naman na Tayong dalawa'y malabong mag-katuluyan.
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Feb 21, 2021
Feb 21, 2021 at 9:22 AM UTC
" TARA KAPE "
Gusto mo kape? 'O gusto mo tayo nalang,puwede 'O Teka,biro Lang Pangako kape lang talaga,Tara na Ano bang gusto **** lasa? Matamis ba? Para kahit sa pagtimpla nalang ng kape ko ibabawi yung lasa ng nais ko sa iyo'y ma-ipadama Gusto mo ba'y Matabang? 'Yung wala ng lasa 'Yung wala ng pag-asa 'Yung kulang sa timpla Dahil napagod na. 'O baka Gusto mo naman 'Yung sakto lang 'Yung kahit may gusto kang iba Ako'y patuloy paring aasa At kahit mangawit man ng sobra At magpawis man ng kakaiba sa kakahintay, Sa akin ay ok lang Kahit ako'y kaibigan lang naman,Mahal Basta ikaw At kung ang sagot sa lahat ay pag-papakatanga Sigurado ako ang nangunguna. 'O baka gusto mo ng 3 in one? 'Cause you want me to be your number one fan Just like my favorite man Superman Spiderman And maybe a man of mine Nako ano ba yan! Ano ba talaga gusto **** lasa? Ayoko ng manghula pa Kaya sabihin mo na Para di nako mahirapan pa na Ipagtimpla ka pa. Ah alam ko na! Gusto mo rin ba yung lasa tulad ng aking pag-timpla? 'Yung nag-kakasalubong yung tamis at pait ng kapeng barako Oo Kapeng barako Parang tayo Kapag ang mga mata nati'y nag-tatagpo na akala mo naman ay may salitang tayo Kung nakakapag salita lamang ang ating mga mata Sigurado Bistado Aminado  na gusto natin ang isa't-isa. Pero Teka,Kape lang ba 'to talaga? 'O meron pang iba? Sabihin mo na Para hindi na ako umasa pa na mahulog ka pa. Tara kape pa Para makasama pa kita Ang sarap lang ma-upo kasama ka sa ating tambayan Kasabay sa pagtanaw sa ating kalawakan. 'O kay sarap sa pakiramdam noong sandaling  ika'y aking mahagkan At batid kong ito'y panandalian lamang, Kaya Tara kape lang Kahit walang aminan Dahil alam ko naman na Tayong dalawa'y malabong mag-katuluyan.
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Walk onto a stage called life and take a look around. There's much to be found in such a small space, more to give and much to take as the curtains called and you're pulled into this performance. Stare into the audience and pray for applause but what if you're met with silence? Spotlight on you as your hopes are ejected and you my friend have just been rejected and that is a hard thing to take. So take a seat, a rejection seat. Front row to your failures as they come In-ter-view. Call it the Dragons Den the Lions Pit and yet they ask me what kind of animal i'll be as i sit and daydream about Spiderman in a suit listing qualities of make believe as he's forced to fill in a CV just like me; not that i'm a superhero, i'm just saving face you see, it's just an amusing thought to ease the anxiety. And the voluntears they come in turn. Call em that cause they come momentarily to remind me involuntarily that sometimes i do need help and not all things are easy, not all things are meant to be. So i take a seat, will you take one with me? As you watch that relationship sail and wonder how did it fail? Bon voyAge is irrelevant. Whether it be school crush folly to divorcee it's a learning curve right? Hard when it seems the only thing you taught me is what it means to feel lonely. It's cold in that place called the one way street, so take a seat. Pull up a chair to something that's no longer there and share in despair as you stare at your feet. But you will raise your head eventually. Adopt the thinkers pose, indulge in some feelosophy. Cause a friend once said to me that rejection is a time for reflection and i tend to agree. So tell me, as i stare into the face of rejection why is it that i see my own reflection? Am i cursed to take this personally? It's always the shoulda, woulda, couldas that get to me. Do they get to you? If so take a seat. And are you sitting uncomfortably? Cause you shouldn't be. Take comfort as you stare along row upon row of chairs that stretch along beyond you and me. Side to side, across from and diagonally. Filling the Feartre. There's many to be found in such a small space, more that give and much that take and though this may be the closing scene there's another show tomorrow and you and I will receive our standing ovation, just take my hand and stand with me. Cause this seat was only ever meant to be temporary.
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Nov 10, 2014
Nov 10, 2014 at 1:57 PM UTC
Rejection Seat
Walk onto a stage called life and take a look around. There's much to be found in such a small space, more to give and much to take as the curtains called and you're pulled into this performance. Stare into the audience and pray for applause but what if you're met with silence? Spotlight on you as your hopes are ejected and you my friend have just been rejected and that is a hard thing to take. So take a seat, a rejection seat. Front row to your failures as they come In-ter-view. Call it the Dragons Den the Lions Pit and yet they ask me what kind of animal i'll be as i sit and daydream about Spiderman in a suit listing qualities of make believe as he's forced to fill in a CV just like me; not that i'm a superhero, i'm just saving face you see, it's just an amusing thought to ease the anxiety. And the voluntears they come in turn. Call em that cause they come momentarily to remind me involuntarily that sometimes i do need help and not all things are easy, not all things are meant to be. So i take a seat, will you take one with me? As you watch that relationship sail and wonder how did it fail? Bon voyAge is irrelevant. Whether it be school crush folly to divorcee it's a learning curve right? Hard when it seems the only thing you taught me is what it means to feel lonely. It's cold in that place called the one way street, so take a seat. Pull up a chair to something that's no longer there and share in despair as you stare at your feet. But you will raise your head eventually. Adopt the thinkers pose, indulge in some feelosophy. Cause a friend once said to me that rejection is a time for reflection and i tend to agree. So tell me, as i stare into the face of rejection why is it that i see my own reflection? Am i cursed to take this personally? It's always the shoulda, woulda, couldas that get to me. Do they get to you? If so take a seat. And are you sitting uncomfortably? Cause you shouldn't be. Take comfort as you stare along row upon row of chairs that stretch along beyond you and me. Side to side, across from and diagonally. Filling the Feartre. There's many to be found in such a small space, more that give and much that take and though this may be the closing scene there's another show tomorrow and you and I will receive our standing ovation, just take my hand and stand with me. Cause this seat was only ever meant to be temporary.
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I always assume that kids know how to be kids. I'm sure we weren't taught the skills, were we? No-one pointed to a tree and said, "See that?  Climb it." And if Craig or Chris or Jamie pointed a finger and said, "Bang!", no referee had to discreetly whisper "You're supposed to fall down now." But something as natural as breathing is falling by the wayside. These small humans aren't kids - not like we were. Company is a chore for them, screen-seeking solipsists, and I worry for their future, constantly. If my six-year-old self were to appear amongst them he would stand, baffled, full of useless power Like Spiderman on the Norfolk Broads.
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Feb 12, 2011
Feb 12, 2011 at 5:13 AM UTC
Spiderman
I love you for your laughter your soft hair the morning routines I tried to adopt, that you have down to a science the way you gaze into the abyss with tender expressions the careful footsteps the blushing falseness the pretty lace and ribbons the black eyeliner and studded collars BUT beards and hunting and fishing flannels and strength and handsome fellers truck stops and smoking whiskey and bonfires g i joe and spiderman but most of all batman and joker the complications of comics gaming on friday nights with bottles of bud I love men and boys and women and girls and ladies and gentlemen
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Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014 at 5:00 PM UTC
To other women
I'm in love with spiderman he may be called off at any time he goes where the wind blows at least I know he's doing good wherever he is meanwhile I'm surrounded by simple states of arousal
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Apr 21, 2013
Apr 21, 2013 at 7:05 PM UTC
Spiderman
Kissing upside-down. At first it seems like a fun idea. (If spiderman can, we can, right?) But ultimately, it's clumsy And awkward. They say opposites attract But when my top lip And your bottom lip Try to match up together, There's no denying, It doesn't quite fit. A crash-collision. With him it was like kissing upside-down: Cool for a while But the top and bottom just don't match Quite like they do right-side up, And it lost its novelty at a steady pace. Two different halves don't always make a whole. Sometimes it's two of the same. Kissing her is like kissing regular. I don't mean regular-regular. I mean over the moon, Past the stars, Around the universe and back again regular. I mean running so fast you think your legs Might fall out from under you And you might learn to fly regular. I mean spinning in circles On an old tire swing Until you reach that moment when you forget where you are And feel the rotation of your organs So you stop to watch the world swirl before you Putting everything out of perspective regular. As unique as 'normal' could possibly exist. I guess For me, Him and her Just didn't seem to fit The same way She and her Does. And I don't think I'll be kissing anyone Upside-down again For a while.
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Sep 29, 2014
Sep 29, 2014 at 4:09 PM UTC
Metaphor
Daddy! Daddy! Can I be a superhero when I grow up? Like superman. Or batman! of course you can. You cqn be anything you want We no longer dream I always wanted to be flash Or the green lantern I went through I spiderman phase but that passed Then I grew up a little bit And I wanted to be batman I mean he is the only feasible superhero His gadgets are possible His martial arts are possible As a whole he can actually happen That's why I loved him I still wanted to be a superhero I no longer think it's possible It would be fun to have laser eyes Or sick fighting moves But it's just a dream..... So knowing its not possible So we stop dreaming We might want to save everybody But we know its not possible
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Jul 13, 2014
Jul 13, 2014 at 7:13 AM UTC
superhero
I've had a taste of my father's medicine But it wasn't in any way a cure. It stung like the strongest kind of heroine That made me prisoner in this ****** moor. It was an addictive transformation Where I almost lost myself A painful venom was set in motion Yet I didn't want to cry for help. I don't need those foggy glasses I'm a man with a spider's sense I weave courage while I kick some ***** Not a nerd who cleans his camera's lense. But how can I be called strong If I couldn't even beat this irony Though I save a hundred people all day long I couldn't protect those who are dear to me. If only I could defeat the monster This eight-legged demon inside me I wouldn't have to say "In great power Comes great responsibility."
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Dec 26, 2013
Dec 26, 2013 at 1:25 AM UTC
Arachnophobic Spiderman
I enjoy watching my baby boy’s drama In his room, on his bed among his toys What a superb imagination Translated in a form of play... A battle between the amazing legacy of heroes Put George Lucas in the house of shame With his famous Luke Sky walker, In Star Wars saga Have Sam Raimi’s done his research well? In creating Spiderman 3? With this “genius in the making” young child Left alone to build his creativity I am convinced with obvious prediction... Hollywood superheoes would be doomed.. Here is a 2 year old boy In Spideman suit, Acting Spiderman, hitting the Angry bird jet The jet punches Spiderman back. Then, Mama is forced to sleep with Spiderman Forced Mama again, this time to love the Man of Steel After the gruel some battle, Jet & Spiderman decided to sleep together in the pink hammock with Tigger. The proud child is happy , His mission is accomplished! A bottle of luke warm milk... Well done! He earns his trophy Tonight he helps to save the world.
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Jun 17, 2013
Jun 17, 2013 at 5:32 AM UTC
A child's Imagination
If you ask me what a hero is Here is what I'd say Batman, Spiderman, Superman Or anyone in a cape Flying through the sky To protect the weak Seeking out the bad guys To help the people sleep Ironman is great And the Hulk is too So many heroes to choose from But then I met you The man who plays Xbox And curses when he speaks Drinks more beer than water And chews tobacco leaves Flying through the sky To the middle east Seeking out the bad guys To help the people sleep A hero in every way So courageous and strong Combat boots and rifle Always brave and carries on There are no words to thank you For all that you do A hero who fights For the Red White and Blue Fighting for freedom In the Middle East Seeking out the bad guys To help the people sleep
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Jan 19, 2014
Jan 19, 2014 at 11:28 PM UTC
My Hero
Idiot Man everyone knows about the super hero dudes the super cool who protect us from the bad and crudes Batman, Superman, Spiderman even Batgirl too they use their brains to outsmart villains and fools to bring justice and kindness to a world sometimes unkind well I searched all over the net trying to find a way to create a new man of evil and no it's not stuntman Evel Knievel I call him Idiot Man and he lives up to his billing he writes words of assnine stupidity completely filling and entire page and more of ideas that are dumb when he should be in the corner ******* his thumb he cant recognize beauty when it's right there in sight he doesn't know how to apologize to set things right I guess it's hard to find a graceful way out when you have left absolutely no doubt that you are in fact Idiot Man David Nelson ....
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Aug 14, 2011
Aug 14, 2011 at 6:30 PM UTC
Idiot Man
Hindi ako si superman, Hindi ako si batman O si spiderman. Hindi ako pinagkalooban ng kapangyarihan. Hindi ako super hero na kaya kang iligtas sa oras ng kapahamakan. Pero kung ako'y iyong kailangan, Ika'y aking tutulungan Hanggang sa dulo ng walang hanggan.
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Sep 17, 2015
Sep 17, 2015 at 8:25 PM UTC
Ordinaryong Hero
Once again I looked at my sides, When I decided my password needed a change, It was rotting - really. This gaming website required a unique password, It required at least 10 characters, My sides were clear and none was peeping. It required 3 special characters as well, 2 capital letters were also required for it, I thought for a while & decided as follows: Superman + Spiderman + Batman + New Delhi + New York = 3SSB2ND&NY;
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Oct 17, 2013
Oct 17, 2013 at 1:57 PM UTC
The New Password - Humorous Poem
To all those people out there who try to tell me how to run my life I turn my back to you I will stand my ground I pay my bills on time, I buy the things I need Female products, shampoo, razers, tooth brush, ect SO WHO CARES HOW I SPEND MY EXTRA MONEY??? Yes I know I'm slightly obbsessed with Avengers and I buy everything in sight that has to do with them. BUT HEY I DO IT WITH THINGS I NEED!!!! I needed a new bedset, my old one getting disgustingly ratty There just so happened to be an avengers one I needed a new bath towel, Hey Look a cheap *** Avengers one!!!! I needed shampoo I found a three in one shampoo, conditioner, body wash 3 buck! AVENGERS!!! Sorely needed a new tooth brush Dollar tree, Spiderman!!!! So you see even as I splurge I'm doing it smartly So to all those haters out there! GET THE **** OFF MY BACK!!! ITS MY LIFE AND I WILL LIVE AND SPEND IT HOW EVER I ******* WANT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 16, 2014
Jun 16, 2014 at 11:48 AM UTC
Avengers Rant
SUPER...MAN! I wanted to be your Superhero but all the be best ones were already taken. Superman...Batman...Spiderman (oh how they roll off the tongue)   Dr. Strange or Daredevil or Green Lantern even! So I had to become my own one. Now I hear you cry kiss-less & cuddle-less but have no fear for I am here created by your own longing a Superhero to suit you! 'It's...it's Mr. Kiss Kiss & Cuddles Man! ' 'To the rescue! ' 'Oh...my hero! '
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Jun 7, 2018
Jun 7, 2018 at 4:46 PM UTC
SUPER...MAN!
It's 2 am The television is quietly mocking me, telling me I'm too large for my skin, and providing a simple solution: tiny capsules of hope, plagued with consequences. Caution: may cause nausea, infertility, and (in some cases) death; but isn't that a fair trade for a flat stomach? The media consumes us: "Slim is **** you can be **** too!" Girls get the message from early on that what is most important is how they look; not the poetry they speak or the way they move their feet but the size of their jeans. Women in magazines and on TV portray an unrealistic ideal of what a woman should be. They turn into objects. And when we lose the fight for our humanity, we lose the fight for equality. Misogyny is bred through the over-sexualized photographs in magazines or on the TV screen, but so is misandry. Men are depicted as stolid creatures, and boys grow up being told they should conceal their emotions, but even the strongest walls crumble with time. Chipping away slowly at the concrete until a flood of passion or rage overwhelms them. The emotional tyranny of masculinity is exhausting. Boys' role models are fit, cocky, and brute: He-man, Superman, Spiderman; and if you can't earn that label of "man" then what are you? We have all been brainwashed. Tainted to believe that the image of the ideal man or woman is what we should strive towards; and no matter how tirelessly we scrub, the idea remains; like the residue of a bumper sticker you used to believe in. It is too late for us, but the future holds innumerable possibilities for a better world. A world where women are not accused of provoking **** because of their short shorts and men are offended by the idea because it suggests that they are incapable of control. A world where men aren't seen of as weak or unmanly because they express themselves emotionally outside of their bedrooms. A world where despite your weight, gender, race, or ****** orientation you can pursue your happiness.
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Oct 17, 2013
Oct 17, 2013 at 3:08 AM UTC
Happiness
It's 2 am The television is quietly mocking me, telling me I'm too large for my skin, and providing a simple solution: tiny capsules of hope, plagued with consequences. Caution: may cause nausea, infertility, and (in some cases) death; but isn't that a fair trade for a flat stomach? The media consumes us: "Slim is **** you can be **** too!" Girls get the message from early on that what is most important is how they look; not the poetry they speak or the way they move their feet but the size of their jeans. Women in magazines and on TV portray an unrealistic ideal of what a woman should be. They turn into objects. And when we lose the fight for our humanity, we lose the fight for equality. Misogyny is bred through the over-sexualized photographs in magazines or on the TV screen, but so is misandry. Men are depicted as stolid creatures, and boys grow up being told they should conceal their emotions, but even the strongest walls crumble with time. Chipping away slowly at the concrete until a flood of passion or rage overwhelms them. The emotional tyranny of masculinity is exhausting. Boys' role models are fit, cocky, and brute: He-man, Superman, Spiderman; and if you can't earn that label of "man" then what are you? We have all been brainwashed. Tainted to believe that the image of the ideal man or woman is what we should strive towards; and no matter how tirelessly we scrub, the idea remains; like the residue of a bumper sticker you used to believe in. It is too late for us, but the future holds innumerable possibilities for a better world. A world where women are not accused of provoking **** because of their short shorts and men are offended by the idea because it suggests that they are incapable of control. A world where men aren't seen of as weak or unmanly because they express themselves emotionally outside of their bedrooms. A world where despite your weight, gender, race, or ****** orientation you can pursue your happiness.
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My girlfriend was so pretty And normal as could be But then something horrible happened And changed her entirely One day she was sipping coffee A spider fell into her cup It was too late when she gagged And realized she had swallowed the spider up The next morning when she woke up And scratched her sleepy head She discovered that overnight she had grown Eight spider legs and a giant spider head She screamed as she crawled out the door And shrieked when she looked into the mirror Her spider senses tickled and twitched And made my poor girlfriend quiver Her life has never been the same Being half a spider and half a lady At first I wasn't sure I could continue dating her I mean, just imagine starting a family and having a spider baby! Sometimes I think and wonder What to do with our lives Normal is seeing your girlfriend shopping Not chilling upside down from the ceiling watching Desperate Housewives Sometimes its quite funny To see her browsing at a store Where she’d usually buy a pair of shoes Now she’d have to buy three pairs more When I couldn’t take her shopping And tried to run off with the guys She spun her spiderweb and caught me And took me by surprise I’m so sick of her spider antics I really wish we were done At first she was a lot of nice things But now my spider girlfriend is no longer fun I took her out to dinner And the only thing she ate Was a plate of fried houseflies And a glass of lemonade When I tried to hug her Her eight legs wrapped me tight They gave me such a shock Eight legs were such a hideous sight! I couldn't take it anymore I broke it off with her and made her understand But now I really regret my thoughtless decision Because now my girlfriend is dating Spiderman.
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Jan 28, 2015
Jan 28, 2015 at 5:42 AM UTC
My Girlfriend Turned into a Spider
My girlfriend was so pretty And normal as could be But then something horrible happened And changed her entirely One day she was sipping coffee A spider fell into her cup It was too late when she gagged And realized she had swallowed the spider up The next morning when she woke up And scratched her sleepy head She discovered that overnight she had grown Eight spider legs and a giant spider head She screamed as she crawled out the door And shrieked when she looked into the mirror Her spider senses tickled and twitched And made my poor girlfriend quiver Her life has never been the same Being half a spider and half a lady At first I wasn't sure I could continue dating her I mean, just imagine starting a family and having a spider baby! Sometimes I think and wonder What to do with our lives Normal is seeing your girlfriend shopping Not chilling upside down from the ceiling watching Desperate Housewives Sometimes its quite funny To see her browsing at a store Where she’d usually buy a pair of shoes Now she’d have to buy three pairs more When I couldn’t take her shopping And tried to run off with the guys She spun her spiderweb and caught me And took me by surprise I’m so sick of her spider antics I really wish we were done At first she was a lot of nice things But now my spider girlfriend is no longer fun I took her out to dinner And the only thing she ate Was a plate of fried houseflies And a glass of lemonade When I tried to hug her Her eight legs wrapped me tight They gave me such a shock Eight legs were such a hideous sight! I couldn't take it anymore I broke it off with her and made her understand But now I really regret my thoughtless decision Because now my girlfriend is dating Spiderman.
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I’d like to name My child Peter Parker Then raise him On Spiderman Producing an Intended coincidence But it’d be Alright If he liked Batman; too
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Jul 20, 2012
Jul 20, 2012 at 12:58 AM UTC
Intended Coincidence
You have these helium balloon pair of arms, that always tend to lift me up when I fall. You raised me as part slingshot and part boomerang and no matter how far I go in life I’ll still return home. You've taught me that we are all keys, and if I don't fit in then I wasn't made for what’s behind that door. Sometimes, I spend too long at some doors. And I break my edges trying to fit in, till I can never open the doors for which I was made anymore. Some days, your lessons are like the edges of a jigsaw puzzle, they’re the starting points to fix me when I’m a mess. Your smile reminds the super glued, ice sculpture in my chest what it feels like to be warm. I come from a long line of glass spines and barbwire teeth and my back was as bad as my bite. But you've taught me to carry the world on my shoulders and kiss Mary Jane on the cheeks. I see the Irony of the cobwebs on your letters. It’s not so funny when it’s on your head stone.
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Jan 19, 2014
Jan 19, 2014 at 6:33 AM UTC
May Parker by Spiderman #truesupeerheroes
Yes ok, so I had to dress up as a nun! Me, Jack and Bathsheba in a film about Spiderman, and dedicated to Chris Smith. Why? Not sure really, except Chris likes spiderman I suppose. Anyway, enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6slctF2Ato
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Aug 14, 2010
Aug 14, 2010 at 12:01 PM UTC
Spidey and the bottle
Far out of the corner of his Eye he followed a star Shining deep in the distant Constilation Dark matter concealed his Hand out of sight The connection was COMIC From the hammer of Thor Stan Lee created Spiderman and the Fantastic four
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Nov 15, 2018
Nov 15, 2018 at 9:09 AM UTC
Stanley Marvel Lee