You like D&D,
Audrey Hepburn,
Fangoria,
Harry Houdini,
And croquet.
You can't swim,
You can't dance,
And you don't know karate.
Face it,
You just read this in Ray Toro's voice ;)

Crack your rib cage open,
Peel back the bones.
Release the creature
Inside your chest,
Let it out to roam.

Let it create the chaos
That's hiding under your skin,
Simmering in your blood,
Filling up your lungs,
Drowning you from within.

What did we do
To deserve this punishment?
We children of the ******

A fate worse than death
Cheated our last breath
We children of the ******

Pain so surreal
Her body will feel
That child that is now dead
The man who killed
Will certainly fulfill
A fate worse than death

An innocent toy
For such a young boy
That child that is now dead
With lungs filled with water
The boy did not falter
A fate worse than death

What did we do
To deserve this punishment?
We children of the ******

A fate worse than death
Cheated our last breath
We children of the ******

Don't be upset that feminism is called 'feminism'
When the entire human race is called 'mankind'

Rip.

Call me a name,
**** me with words

Forget about me,
It’s what I deserve.

I want my funeral to be EXACTLY like the one in the music video for Helena by My Chemical Romance.

I asked my crush, Ethan, to Planetary (GO!) out with me....
I wonder what he'll say....

I love you
Because it's been so good
For so long
That if I didn't love you,
I'd have to be born again
And that is not a theological statement.
I am pitiful in my love for you.

I hate myself
I hate myself
I hate myself
I hate myself
I hate myself
I hate myself
I hate myself

But I love him....

So I'll live.

Luke Skywalker is more disturbed that Darth Vader is his father than he is with the fact that he made out with his twin sister.

I wish that I had never met you....
Then there would be no need to impress you.

No need to want you
No need for still loving you.

No need for crying over you
No need for heartbreak.

No need for pain or tears
No need for unkept promises.

No need for rejected hugs
No need for crying myself to sleep.

No need for acting like you care
No need for everything you did to make me feel like  absolutely nothing.

Who says video games won't teach you important things?

Tetris taught me that trying too hard to fit in will just make you disappear.

My Friends: "Oh, but being short makes you look so cute!"
Me: "Really? cute?"
My Friends: "Yes!"
Me: "I'd rather be hot. Like, I'm not trying to get adopted at the pet store."

Ethan said no. :(

I don't know who I am anymore,
Watch out for me!
When Dark Nemesis comes out,
Then you'll see!
My spider helps me eat the humans
We'll roller blade to you.
Watch out for my yoyo
Because it's deadly too!

1999 was the year,
My wonderful show was out.
You can watch me torture children,
Hear them cry and shout.
Come and help me be apart of this,
We'll all have fun.
Now excuse me while I get this job done...

The only romance in my life is My Chemical Romance.
And even they broke up.

Twinkle twinkle little star
Let me be hit by a car
How I really wish to die
Jump off the roof and try to fly
Twinkle twinkle little knife
Help me end this wretched life

Are you really an extrovert?
Or are you secretly an introvert that
Becomes an extrovert when surrounded
By other introverts?

My body may be a temple
But I am the goddess
To whom it is devoted.

Do not presume to tell me
How I should decorate my altar.

There once was a woman
Whose body was cursed.
If she dare bear a child,
It would die before birth.
Through madness he crept,
The master of dark,
He promised a child
To ease the woman’s heart.
A daughter at last!
She wept with joy.
Not knowing at once,
She was just his toy.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the Roses have wilted,
And the violets are dead.
The sugar bowl's empty,
And my wrists are stained red.

It's ok if i'm
Not your favorite chapter
You have written,
But I hope
You still smile when
You flip back to
The pages I was still a part of

Five and Diego being two of my favorites in The Umbrella Academy is kinda hilarious because it's like:

One of them is a brash boy whose mom makes him smiley face pancakes.

And one of them is a jaded, stone-cold badass who could **** you a thousand different ways.

AND IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK IT IS.

I just saw some idiot
Put a water bottle
In the pringles
Holder by the treadmill
In the gym.

You'd become a proxy.
You wouldn't run away from Slendy.
You'd give Red a hug without regret.
You'd tell Jeff he's beautiful.
You'd cheer Sally up if she's crying.
You'd give Masky your cheesecake.
You'd play video games with BEN.
You love Toby's tics and twitches.
You'd be Jane's friend.
You'd dance with Hoodie.
You'd laugh with Laughing Jack.
You'd smile with Smile.Dog
You'd invite Eyeless Jack to dinner.

I don't get how some mothers can say, "I don't care what the gender is as long as it's healthy, I will love them." Before going into labor for 8+ hours and then 17 years later kick their daughter Jessica out of the house because she was born a Justin.

I always hope
You're looking
At me while
I'm looking
Away.

A is for Abby, who has a creepy stalker
B is for BEN, he drowned in some water
C is for Cupcakes, which you'll just die to eat
D is for Dating Game, beware of who you meet
E is for Eyeless Jack, he wants to slash you open
F is for Funnymouth, who'll leave your jaw broken
G is for Guardian Angel, he's always with you
H is for Humans, they can **** too
I is for Ickbarr Bigelsteine, your teeth he will keep
J is for Jeff The Killer, who tells you to go to sleep
K is for Killswitch, a game impossible to find
L is for Lavender Town, the music messes with your mind
M is Misfortune, a hidden game within a game
N is for No End House, which lives up to it's name
O is for On The Bus, you'll be riding forever
P is for Penpal, they can be oh so clever
Q is for Quiet Room, a room with a cursed tv spot
R is for Russian Sleep Experiment, more sinister than we thought
S is for Slenderman, wearing a black suit and tie
T is for Trust, who shall live, and who shall die?
U is for Unbranded Laptop, beware of what's inside
V is for Vitreous, in your eyes they reside
W is for Widemouth, with whom you should not play
X is for XoRaX, an illness that leaves children fey
Y is for YouTube, where Chanel666 does crawl
Z is for Zalgo, he who waits behind the wall.

If Cinderella
Was a cooking slave
Instead of a
Cleaning slave,
Her name would be....
Mozzarella.

Being called "cute"
Starts to sound like an insult.

I am slowly sinking
Deep and deeper
Into a ocean of thoughts
And you stand at the surface
And watch me drown.

1,2 I'm coming for you
3,4 Better lock your door
5,6 I hear your footsteps
7,8 Just accept your fate
9,10 I'm under your bed

Instead of doing drugs....
Do me ;)

My grandma said that i'm wonderful,
My friends all say that i'm awesome,
My exes all called me "Beautiful",
My dad called me perfect.

But, if i'm so.....
Wonderful,
Awesome,
Beautiful,
And perfect....

Then why did they all leave me.....?

Aries: Yes
Taurus: Yes
Gemini: Yes
Cancer: Yes
Leo: No
Virgo: Yes
Libra: Yes
Scorpio: Yes
Sagittarius: Yes
Capricorn: Yes
Aquarius: Yes
Pisces: Yes

I'll use my knife
To end your life
Stay for a while
I'll make you smile
My face is hideous?
Ha! That's ridiculous!
You seem a little sleepy
Hey, Why are you weeping?
People wish I were dead
But I love to see red
Now not another peep
Lay down, you should...

GO TO SLEEP

The marks hurt
But they could be worse
It's not too bad
They reminded me of life
Cruel, unneeded, and pointless
Death is a gift
Life, a curse
It's time for me to give you a treat...
GO TO SLEEP!

For all you people that are against homosexuality.......
I'm just reminding you that we are......
.....**** sapiens
Not HOMOPHOBIC sapiens.

What is more deadly,
A gun or a thought?

A gun gives you the opportunity
But a thought pulls the trigger.

I'll be lost inside my head.
Bad thoughts till 4 A.M.
Then i'll try to sleep.
And I can't tell anyone
I'm so scared they'll get up and run
So I don't speak.
And oh, I miss when we were younger,
The days were so much funner.
Weren't they?
Oh, I book a new appointment...
It's another disappointment....
They're all the same same same...
When the doctor says i'm fine,
One at morning one at night,
These pills will help you remember how to smile.
But what does he know..?
Cuz I feel so alone.....
And my mom and dad both tell me "You're alright"
"Cause the doctor said you're fine."
My own mind can't lie to me.
They all say it's anxiety...
But I just think it's me.
Now iv'e lost so many years...
My pillow's a tissue for my tears....
But you never see...
And now, I can't even eat my dinner....
Mom says i'm getting thinner...
Am I?
Oh, I book a new appointment....
Yet another disappointment...
They're all the same same same.....
When the doctor says i'm fine,
One at morning, one at night,
These pills will help you remember how to smile....
But what does he know...?
Cuz I feel so alone....
And my mom and dad both tell me "You're alright...cuz the doctor said you're fine.."
But he don't care about me.....
He'll just go home to his family...
Why can no one see
I'm not the girl that I wish I could be....
Cuz the doctor said i'm fine,
One at morning, one at night,
These pills will help you remember how to smile....
But what does he know...?
Cuz I feel so alone...
And my mom and dad both tell me i'm alright....
Cuz the doctor said i'm fine.

Sorry I am not perfect.
Sorry I cut.
Sorry I break my promises.
Sorry I want to give up.
Sorry I want to die.
Sorry I want to **** myself.
Sorry I hide my tears.
Sorry I lie and say I am fine.
Sorry I punish you with my emotions.

Daddy is not there,
Mommy could not care.

Walking into a spider web temporarily turns you into a ninja.

Roses are red
Violets are gay
MCR broke up
Im Not Okay
(I Promise)

"How are you?"
"Okay..."
"In a good way or bad way?"
"In a Gerard Way."

I told the genie i wanted my family to be happy.
Then I started fading.....

Maybe they're onto something.
Maybe they know.
That there's something to me
That's not worth knowing.
And it's better off
If i'm alone.
Maybe they're doing everyone else a favor.
It's best to stay away.
There's nothing but heartbreak here.