Number 1
The SPACEBOY who was sent to the moon for no reason
His powers are super strength and ape-like physiology
That is who number one is Luther Hargreeves

Number 2
The KRAKEN who was never a child but always a weapon
His powers are  perfect aim and trajectory manipulation
That is who number 2 is Diego Hargreeves

Number 3
The RUMOR whos powers gave her everything that she wanted
Her powers is mind control by lying
That is who number 3 is Allison Hargreeves

Number 4
The SÉANCE who's plagued with voices of the dead
His powers are mediumship and evocation
That is who number 4 is Klaus Hargreeves

Number 5
The KID who lost everything he ever had
His powers is teleportation through space and time
That is who number 5 is Five Hargreeves

Number 6
The HORROR who sadly died at such a young age
His powers are that he can summon tentacled monsters
That is who number 6 is Ben Hargreeves

Number 7
The WHITE VIOLIN who was a brother but never considered family
His powers are converting sound into energy
That is who number 7 is Victor Hargreeves

The SPACEBOY who was sent to the moon for no reason

Whos father changed his body without thinking twice just to save his life

The one who still even after THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY tries to be the leader

His powers are super strength and ape-like physiology

That is who number one is Luther Hargreeves

The KRAKEN who was never a child but always a weapon

The one who is considered second best and never quite enough

His powers are perfect aim and trajectory manipulation

That is who number 2 is Diego Hargreeves

The RUMOR whos powers gave her everything that she wanted

The one who lost everything she's ever had because of the powers

Her power is mind control by lying

That is who number 3 is Allison Hargreeves

The SÉANCE who's plagued with voices of the dead

Who fell in love with a soldier named Dave Katz who he lost

The one with a family who didn’t know he was missing

His powers are mediumship and evocation

That is who number 4 is Klaus Hargreeves

The KID who lost everything he ever had

The one who was made into an assassin by The Commission

His power is teleportation through space and time

That is who number 5 is Five Hargreeves

The HORROR who sadly died at such a young age

That never got to grow up with the rest

His powers are that he can summon tentacled monsters

That is who number 6 is Ben Hargreeves

The WHITE VIOLIN who was a brother but never considered family

The one who was an outsider looking in from the cold outside

His powers are converting sound into energy

That is who number 7 is Victor Hargreeves

Five and Diego being two of my favorites in The Umbrella Academy is kinda hilarious because it's like:

One of them is a brash boy whose mom makes him smiley face pancakes.

And one of them is a jaded, stone-cold badass who could **** you a thousand different ways.

AND IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU THINK IT IS.

When Klaus Hargreeves said,
"His
name was Dave,"
Everyone noticed the
silent emphasis that rang in the grief
behind his words.
The question, "Who was she?"
"His"
puts a sting in the back of the throat,
a pierce in the eyes,
pouring red, thick
truths from the soul.