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"miffed" poems
Can daybreak ever bring darkness home? The dried kohl is witness: *Aeons old, such a story has been left behind, unsaid, unsaid;* Does spring ever bring notice of the coming fall? *Oh the rains sometimes bring rumblings of miffed skies - Shoots that drop off stalks, have not all fallen for nothing,* Was the little window of dreams illusory? Laying my head down, stealing my sleep? Aeons old, is such a story that has been left behind, unsaid, unsaid;
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Aug 27, 2018
Aug 27, 2018 at 4:27 PM UTC
Ankahee | Indian Film Music Project
The journey seems to be bumpy, sometimes a dusky road, Carrying the burdens, weighing our sins like a miserable toad, Some pursue their passion, some pursue their degree, Whatever the reason maybe, Unclog your way, cruise over the hardships and set yourself free. You'll be miffed by the mistakes you did, Selling out wet pillows you'll weep and sow a depression seed, And there will arrive times, When they will doubt you, and you will doubt yourself, But don't.. Don't ever doubt your devotion, Grab the momentum and roll in the motion, Though, squeamishness will thrive, Remember the dream and thank him because you are alive, Value every second, trade your life for it, Open up your feathers, escape the pit, Death invites everybody, someday you'll be gone, Even the sun will set forever, there won't be any dawn, Something belongs to you, its your throne, With the choices you made, go fly, Fly till the horizon.
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Feb 4, 2015
Feb 4, 2015 at 5:43 AM UTC
Fly
GOD GOES FOR A WALK God goes for a walk. it is the depths of Winter but, at a whim he makes it ...Spring. Because. He can. I also, as it happens have gone for a walk & am surprised by the sudden change of the weather. . ? ...whatever! He is wearing a yellow gangster style fedora. He looks like Marlon Brando being The Godfather. He sports the brightest of yellow waistcoats which compliments the purple shirt...purple trousers. He strides along with His Paisley patterned  Parisian walking stick whistling the music of The Spheres. The World bows before him. He is well pleased with Himself, un- -til: He encounters me coming towards him dressed in a gangster style yellow fedora the brightest of yellow waistcoats not to mention the purple shirt...purple trousers. I, also, possess a Paisley patterned  Parisian walking stick. We nod politely saying nothing but... He is miffed at me wearing His outfit and I also miffed at Him wearing mine! We pass each other God & creature. And ******* if He doesn't make it Winter on the very next step. He was always a Jealous God.
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Jul 20, 2018
Jul 20, 2018 at 2:08 PM UTC
GOD GOES FOR A WALK
Football exists! It's all hit and miss, The goals they missed, Lost in the mists, Supporters get miffed, Yes, football exists, Woe! No more need be said, I've banished football from my head! Football exists! It's all hit and miss, The goals they missed, Lost in the mists, Supporters get miffed, Yes, football exists! Woe, no more need be said, I've banished football from my head.
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Apr 23, 2016
Apr 23, 2016 at 3:35 PM UTC
FOOTBALL EXISTS!
I went into the woods today to feed the little birds the squirrel in his little drey and the roe deer in their herds went in feeling confident walked out tired and grey now I need some counselling and this is what I'll say! Those little ******* birdies had set a trap for me dug a hole with mickey the mole they knew I would't see fell right down and bashed my head they laughed so much, thought I was dead all they wanted was my seed No! not my ***** Oh, please take heed the rabbits kicked earth into the hole ****** lagomorphs got no soul except for hares they are classier even though the females are sassier I climbed back out the birds got miffed "there is no doubt, he must be biffed!" so into the fray they sent their trump a ****** great stag to give me a thump spent ten minutes dodging round running like a good'un until I ran into a tree solid and pretty wooden "my sodding nose, that ****** hurt! I'm bleeding down into the dirt!" tough they told me with their eyes that tree will cut you down to size! I got away at half past six how was purely luck I fed the stag some weetabix and he got hit by a truck So now we're having venison and gravy for our tea and if I go to the woods again I'll take some friends with me!
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Jan 19, 2011
Jan 19, 2011 at 11:00 AM UTC
I went Down to the Woods Today
Michael said to Gabriel "You know the Old Man's tetchy, have you got your **** together? Have you got your choir ready?" Gabriel said, "Just **** out, have you got that star in place? I don't see it in the sky yet,  have you booked the allotted space? "By the time the magi notice  and start their journey west the party will be over, so I think it would be best if you tell Him they'll come later, that the vibe will work far better if we go ahead with the shepherds  and then have the kings come later." Mickey was a little miffed, but he knew that Gabe was right. He'd been distracted with the detail to ensure the star was bright. So Mickey went and told the Boss, "It really makes more sense, cos once Jesus is a toddler he'll enjoy the frankincense."
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Dec 5, 2017
Dec 5, 2017 at 6:34 AM UTC
Michael and Gabriel
Take nothing for granted, little kids, It was library day for our kids, Lateral epic lit. for the kids, (The kids' librarian was off her **** Reading new wave kids' lit., Such as "Paddington was ****** Then there was a new book for tots, Titled "RIP Spot", And an epic for libraries to fill, Called, "Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill.".... Now it's story time for tots, Here's our new one, "RIP Spot', (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), RIP Spot, the street dog, We dehydrated Spot, (Life the ***** there's the chaps), Froth, Spot, Froth, Yes, read along, tots, Read along, little tots, We all starved Spot, He was a street dog, (Lift the ***** there's good chaps), Rot, Spot, Rot, Now we can count his ribs, dear little kids, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Happy maggots, Spot, Spot is mort, poor Spot, He was a street dog, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Mort, Spot, Mort, Now Spot's on his way to Heaven, His ribs were more than seven, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Have some flies, Spot, Rot, Spot, rot, They opened up the Pearly Gates, Poor Spot wasn't too late, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Look at Spot's halo, There's two more books to go, Spot has sent us a card down here, "F.U., Society, you didn't care," (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Rot, Spot, Rot, You were a street dog, Ooh, are you all sad? Two more books in this bag, Here's "Paddington was ****** (The kids' librarian is off her **** We'll all read along now, kids, Paddington was ****** The tots were, by now, totally miffed, He was their childhood hero, Now a drunken old dero, Rolling around in the gutter, An alcoholic ****** Society didn't care, He was only a homeless bear, Now the tots are totally miffed, Paddington was ****** Now, here's our last epic book, This one's worth a look, "Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill, His mother forgot the pill, Perched on a tree up the hill, Blinky Bill ran under a bus, ****** on Eucalyptus, His mother forgot the pill, So, Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill. We took nothing for granted, let's say, Kids' librarian got the sack that day!
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Dec 18, 2015
Dec 18, 2015 at 6:15 PM UTC
TAKE NOTHING FOR GRANTED....
Take nothing for granted, little kids, It was library day for our kids, Lateral epic lit. for the kids, (The kids' librarian was off her **** Reading new wave kids' lit., Such as "Paddington was ****** Then there was a new book for tots, Titled "RIP Spot", And an epic for libraries to fill, Called, "Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill.".... Now it's story time for tots, Here's our new one, "RIP Spot', (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), RIP Spot, the street dog, We dehydrated Spot, (Life the ***** there's the chaps), Froth, Spot, Froth, Yes, read along, tots, Read along, little tots, We all starved Spot, He was a street dog, (Lift the ***** there's good chaps), Rot, Spot, Rot, Now we can count his ribs, dear little kids, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Happy maggots, Spot, Spot is mort, poor Spot, He was a street dog, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Mort, Spot, Mort, Now Spot's on his way to Heaven, His ribs were more than seven, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Have some flies, Spot, Rot, Spot, rot, They opened up the Pearly Gates, Poor Spot wasn't too late, (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Look at Spot's halo, There's two more books to go, Spot has sent us a card down here, "F.U., Society, you didn't care," (Lift the ***** there's the chaps), Rot, Spot, Rot, You were a street dog, Ooh, are you all sad? Two more books in this bag, Here's "Paddington was ****** (The kids' librarian is off her **** We'll all read along now, kids, Paddington was ****** The tots were, by now, totally miffed, He was their childhood hero, Now a drunken old dero, Rolling around in the gutter, An alcoholic ****** Society didn't care, He was only a homeless bear, Now the tots are totally miffed, Paddington was ****** Now, here's our last epic book, This one's worth a look, "Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill, His mother forgot the pill, Perched on a tree up the hill, Blinky Bill ran under a bus, ****** on Eucalyptus, His mother forgot the pill, So, Bye, Bye, Blinky Bill. We took nothing for granted, let's say, Kids' librarian got the sack that day!
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ALERTS TO FINANCIAL AND MILITARY THREATS IN 2012 EUROPE By John Cleese (British writer, actor and tall person): The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A ****** Nuisance." The last time the British issued a ****** Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from ****** Off" to "Let's get the ******** They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: ****** I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. A final thought -" Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC."
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Jul 10, 2012
Jul 10, 2012 at 3:22 PM UTC
Hilarious Piece by John Cleese
ALERTS TO FINANCIAL AND MILITARY THREATS IN 2012 EUROPE By John Cleese (British writer, actor and tall person): The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A ****** Nuisance." The last time the British issued a ****** Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from ****** Off" to "Let's get the ******** They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: ****** I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level. A final thought -" Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC."
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I drink red bull and orange juice with a splash *** Then I play screamo speeding down the highway getting ready to topple kings. I am the kind of guy that smokes cigars in the shower then dances his way to the kitchen to make a peanut butter and jelly. If there was in an absolute zero in the amount of ***** a human being can give, I wouldn't even try to calculate it because that will prove my point. I watched a woman get punched in the face by another woman over a god **** blender and I watched a poor man give a dollar out of a broken wallet to a charity. These things seem to not make sense to some To me it does. You think the world is mostly bad? You think the world is mostly good? You're wrong. You are all wrong. Speaking in absolutes will put you in the same place as the tyrant that you are constantly ******** about. If you want to save the world, there will always be people trying to stop you. If you want to destroy the world, there will always be people trying to stop you. I am the man in the background eating popcorn and getting miffed because my soda is almost empty and I might have to get a refill. These are the kings I topple. YOU ARE THE KINGS I TOPPLE For the love of god shut the hell up and smoke a cigar in the shower.
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Dec 18, 2012
Dec 18, 2012 at 10:59 PM UTC
Smoking A Cigar In The Shower
a poem for the perturbed partially peeved marginally miffed indirectly disturbed not for those in love not for loss or for longing not for the haughty highbrow half hazardly happy saps that drown you in their dizzily delerious words about joy and wonder this poem is for the average joe joe sixpac joe normal kicked back, laid back ignoble informal working class pain in the *** foul mouthed, burnout college drop out that doesn't have two sweet words to rub together this poem is for me and you... if you want it.
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Dec 20, 2016
Dec 20, 2016 at 9:31 PM UTC
average joe poem
you told me - what did you tell me? so many things. you told me i was your best friend, which i am. you told me i'm pretty; you also told me i'm infuriating, annoying, obnoxious, and weird, all of which are true. you told me that i'm a good person, that i'm not stupid for crying when a girl in our class got cancer, that i'm smarter than i think. you told me so many things, and all of them exactly what i needed. jesus christ. you're my best friend. i know things about you that i shouldn't want to know about anyone, such as you fall asleep in the shower and certain words, like "indubitably", make you twitchy; you can't sleep unless something near you smells like old spice. seriously: so many things. i know your masturbatory habits, for god's sake! so it shouldn't make sense, this, rabid desire of mine, to know more, to know everything, to read you like a book, to know you like i don't know anyone, to absorb every fact of your existence like a sponge, to spend hours hearing your mind, to want everything of you, to share everything of me - it shouldn't make sense, and it doesn't. but i haven't forgotten the way, how, in the darkness and the clumsiness of a tiny space in the silence after the half-hissed teasing and the muffled laughter, you wrapped your arms around my waist to steady me, and kept them there, there in the dark, or how, sitting in the air of your basement, you held my feet in your lap, and jokingly gnawed at my toes when i teased you, or how you flick your fingers together like you do when you're thinking, making me fall so in like with your mind, or when - well. there are too many times, for me to remember. so it shouldn't make sense, you ******* badass specimen of best-friendship. and it doesn't. but i know, and you know, and everyone who knows us knows, that really, sort of, it does.
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Apr 10, 2012
Apr 10, 2012 at 6:57 PM UTC
i think i'm in love with my best friend and i'm really miffed about it
you told me - what did you tell me? so many things. you told me i was your best friend, which i am. you told me i'm pretty; you also told me i'm infuriating, annoying, obnoxious, and weird, all of which are true. you told me that i'm a good person, that i'm not stupid for crying when a girl in our class got cancer, that i'm smarter than i think. you told me so many things, and all of them exactly what i needed. jesus christ. you're my best friend. i know things about you that i shouldn't want to know about anyone, such as you fall asleep in the shower and certain words, like "indubitably", make you twitchy; you can't sleep unless something near you smells like old spice. seriously: so many things. i know your masturbatory habits, for god's sake! so it shouldn't make sense, this, rabid desire of mine, to know more, to know everything, to read you like a book, to know you like i don't know anyone, to absorb every fact of your existence like a sponge, to spend hours hearing your mind, to want everything of you, to share everything of me - it shouldn't make sense, and it doesn't. but i haven't forgotten the way, how, in the darkness and the clumsiness of a tiny space in the silence after the half-hissed teasing and the muffled laughter, you wrapped your arms around my waist to steady me, and kept them there, there in the dark, or how, sitting in the air of your basement, you held my feet in your lap, and jokingly gnawed at my toes when i teased you, or how you flick your fingers together like you do when you're thinking, making me fall so in like with your mind, or when - well. there are too many times, for me to remember. so it shouldn't make sense, you ******* badass specimen of best-friendship. and it doesn't. but i know, and you know, and everyone who knows us knows, that really, sort of, it does.
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As the sun reaches it zenith & the moon becomes full, Soldiers are deployed at various point, Allowing their thought to wander away into ephemeral violence, Well armed, Red pointers at human sight, killing in the pretence of liberation, Defenceless civilians murdered in sight, I don't have the adequate vocabulary to constructively & emotionally create that atmosphere, As a poet they don't mind if I make a sound But it's a real problem if I ever get too loud, It enrages me, I'm bitterly miffed, Imagine the agony, stress, depression & tension they are going through, Let's be factual, Their based desire & legitimate purpose is to associate ,affiliate & standardize us as terrorist, They come in front of our tv & give us speech our forefathers have never heard of, Humanity in it eternity have been blindfolded & deviated from the truth, They have become the fixed & Luminous center around which innumerable lifestyle revolves, Civilization will not lead mankind to insanity, It feels good to be in power , But a day will come when they will ponder, reflect & introspect, but their reflection will be to no avail, Reflect over what I say, In silence & tranquillity, We may be on a Long arduous journey, But victory is to the oppressed, Categorically & selectively speaking , It will become a practical reality, Innocent souls are been lost everyday, In pakistan,Syria,Iraq,Iran Yet the conference continues, Killings intensifies, Women are murdered, Fathers are slaughtered, Kids are held captive some rigorously excluded, Without them labouring humanity searching for peace will perish, It's a sad time we live in, Educated leaders with no heart of human sympathy, Acting upon their based desires & ego, You may call this character assassination, I call it supreme words of justice Only time will tell who is the true terrorist
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Aug 4, 2013
Aug 4, 2013 at 5:41 PM UTC
THE UNJUST
As the sun reaches it zenith & the moon becomes full, Soldiers are deployed at various point, Allowing their thought to wander away into ephemeral violence, Well armed, Red pointers at human sight, killing in the pretence of liberation, Defenceless civilians murdered in sight, I don't have the adequate vocabulary to constructively & emotionally create that atmosphere, As a poet they don't mind if I make a sound But it's a real problem if I ever get too loud, It enrages me, I'm bitterly miffed, Imagine the agony, stress, depression & tension they are going through, Let's be factual, Their based desire & legitimate purpose is to associate ,affiliate & standardize us as terrorist, They come in front of our tv & give us speech our forefathers have never heard of, Humanity in it eternity have been blindfolded & deviated from the truth, They have become the fixed & Luminous center around which innumerable lifestyle revolves, Civilization will not lead mankind to insanity, It feels good to be in power , But a day will come when they will ponder, reflect & introspect, but their reflection will be to no avail, Reflect over what I say, In silence & tranquillity, We may be on a Long arduous journey, But victory is to the oppressed, Categorically & selectively speaking , It will become a practical reality, Innocent souls are been lost everyday, In pakistan,Syria,Iraq,Iran Yet the conference continues, Killings intensifies, Women are murdered, Fathers are slaughtered, Kids are held captive some rigorously excluded, Without them labouring humanity searching for peace will perish, It's a sad time we live in, Educated leaders with no heart of human sympathy, Acting upon their based desires & ego, You may call this character assassination, I call it supreme words of justice Only time will tell who is the true terrorist
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Since your life revolves around winning and losing Let me help you boast I lost, you defeated me - to thee I toast You do not drink?  Or do you? I'm now certain you never speak the truth Fooling some, but shocking others To me, you are no Ruth Loyal to no one but the voice in your head That constantly feeds your perfection I'm aware of my flaws Perhaps that you see as our connection It saddens me that you won't let me help You're the other side of the mirror From a time not so long ago When I faked a life that made me shiver You may be older But twice the life I've lived I'm well-versed in the school of life No longer contrite nor miffed Harmony and peace you say you represent Not from the angle I'm standing Perhaps the nicer you presented To the Buddha that I saw hovering I'm closer than you think Closer yet I'm sure I'll be I'm here for the long haul lady Not how you'd thought it would be 27 years you texted him On the day that would've been your anniversary The lights at our house nightly grow dim Celebrating our paperversary You accuse those around you Of the very things you do in time Protective of your home? How was your tour of mine? Happy **** day, thinking of you Love you still always have, always will Why these things you find necessary to send To someone who now is mine after you threw him away Mistakes is how I see these inappropriate outbursts Made by you or regretted by you At the very least a charm to feed your enjoyment Quite the bracelet worn to pay your dues Heavy enough to hold down your wrist But no not in this circumstance Hate and discontent Part of your ebb and flow your pageant stance I suppose I'll continue to study you Helps me in my course of study Psychology and Criminal Justice My special project, not my buddy Making the most of what has crossed my path As long as you keep coming at me Another page to my thesis you'll add Prayers for us both, survival to thee Tomorrow's another day The Lord versing me in forgiveness Personal success for me come what may December 13, 2013
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Jan 19, 2014
Jan 19, 2014 at 11:31 AM UTC
Defeated...
Since your life revolves around winning and losing Let me help you boast I lost, you defeated me - to thee I toast You do not drink?  Or do you? I'm now certain you never speak the truth Fooling some, but shocking others To me, you are no Ruth Loyal to no one but the voice in your head That constantly feeds your perfection I'm aware of my flaws Perhaps that you see as our connection It saddens me that you won't let me help You're the other side of the mirror From a time not so long ago When I faked a life that made me shiver You may be older But twice the life I've lived I'm well-versed in the school of life No longer contrite nor miffed Harmony and peace you say you represent Not from the angle I'm standing Perhaps the nicer you presented To the Buddha that I saw hovering I'm closer than you think Closer yet I'm sure I'll be I'm here for the long haul lady Not how you'd thought it would be 27 years you texted him On the day that would've been your anniversary The lights at our house nightly grow dim Celebrating our paperversary You accuse those around you Of the very things you do in time Protective of your home? How was your tour of mine? Happy **** day, thinking of you Love you still always have, always will Why these things you find necessary to send To someone who now is mine after you threw him away Mistakes is how I see these inappropriate outbursts Made by you or regretted by you At the very least a charm to feed your enjoyment Quite the bracelet worn to pay your dues Heavy enough to hold down your wrist But no not in this circumstance Hate and discontent Part of your ebb and flow your pageant stance I suppose I'll continue to study you Helps me in my course of study Psychology and Criminal Justice My special project, not my buddy Making the most of what has crossed my path As long as you keep coming at me Another page to my thesis you'll add Prayers for us both, survival to thee Tomorrow's another day The Lord versing me in forgiveness Personal success for me come what may December 13, 2013
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Sometimes they are all Up the Down Staircase: Please use the computer we never gave you Respond to the directive we never sent And send again the grades you sent last month You have thirty students in your night class The adjunct next to you has only six Well, no, you don’t get any more pay than him           I mean “than he” We’re miffed that you even asked about that Your roof is leaking only because it’s raining And you’re overdue for your pervert training
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Sep 21, 2018
Sep 21, 2018 at 3:49 PM UTC
Dispatches from the Colonial Office
it's weird the things that pester your mind just when you thought you had it all sewn up... you tell yourself you are this generous and big-hearted person well maybe on some days and then you remember the kid in fifth grade that rushed up asked for a five pence loan was all I had left but I did it, didn't I believed her that she'd pay it back in the morrow for sure but she wasn't at school the next or the next and I'm still inanely mad at her and at myself as she knew she was moving the very next day and man was I miffed but you know I couldn't give tuppence about the coin -no 'twas the principle of the matter wasn't it she knew she would never pay it back so why lie I would have given her way more had I known it was her last day
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Sep 30, 2018
Sep 30, 2018 at 5:41 PM UTC
caught out
Here, I wrote a bridal guide, A rule book for future brides, No matter if you're fair, fat and wide, Or not, here's some dependable asides, First, keep degrees and jobs up to date, With some mates you can't relate, You never know when the rats will turn, To being a doormat, is what to spurn, Keep some getaway money set aside, This is important in a bridal guide, Always update your roadside assist, Without that, car bingles can get you miffed, Ditto home and car insurance too, Note these well, I say  to brides like you, Never take drugs if to Bali you roam, Then you shall definitely not be coming home. Herein, I wrote a bridal guide, My  rule book for future brides.
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May 7, 2016
May 7, 2016 at 1:23 AM UTC
A MANUAL FOR BRIDES.....
prices for car insurance and registration are too dear when we part with our dollars we cry an odd tear there is little or nothing we can do about the rising costs they make on our finances such outlandish imposts seemingly our money supply is dwindling away as all we ever do is fork out dollar after dollar to pay the days of owning a care shall come to an end we've not enough money to handle this friend those of us who rely on a car in the countryside are not getting a good insurance or registration ride horse and cart transport we'll have to rejuvenate as the cost of keeping a car on the road does exasperate to-day at the motor registry they'll be a lot like me who'll be miffed with the ever increasing fees we'll have a grumble and a bit of a whinging session about how these costs can leave our wallets in recession
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Apr 15, 2014
Apr 15, 2014 at 7:42 PM UTC
Car Insurance and Registration
my blue bones are wit and it means less to keep things and nothing is quiet. we rely on knit springs and disingenuous copilots. we're prone to the oath of our fears suckling the dent in our collective breast. nursing the suffering of our sharp pillows and the terrors of our happiness, windswept. we cherish the swamp-sweat of outlines... chalking the missing body. instead of dem crocodiles, we have golden calf-fish slaughtered on the lawn of our untarnished rush... prospecting - and jumping the claim to our gummi worm. we tumble in tandem, and massively mismanage our enchantments. my bones are blue wit and it means less to have at it. we jab Stats and lack Data, but clap atoms to a mad hatter. we raid the pantry of our miffed ladder against the side of a barn gone. leaning in the twilight of our genuine sun. surly pixies in the black sugar, kinking the last nerve of our entropy. dem crocodiles, grinning rigid menace in the murk... instead of dem - let us first disperse where the hurt, hurts; and be first to do less worse than a farcry or an up-close word a tad mean. lets collapse things that expand, burning all this, instead of dem secrets... un-ghouling the riddle of our dead wait in the infinite room next to the room with the last view of a naked girl. where the world is this world. and we're on it.
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May 17, 2013
May 17, 2013 at 2:37 AM UTC
instead of dem crocodiles
an attractive honey *** has been available to so many folks who've made a career of abusing us taxpaying folks our small community plays mien host to a cohort of these hard working folks they sit on their tails watching the world go by the idea of getting a job never enters their mind's eye a particular gentleman who is well know around town has collected the dole for years he's exploited the welfare system like so many of his peers he's a strapping man who has good physicality some of that could be expended doing a day's labor and his mental capabilities are pretty keen as he's always found ways to cheat the welfare scheme no wonder the taxpayer is apt to feeling rather miffed as ***** is always giving the free gift with the government tightening the purse strings those non genuine welfare recipients will have to enter the job market and stop feeding from the generous taxpayer's evergreen basket
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May 28, 2014
May 28, 2014 at 7:47 PM UTC
Evergreen Basket
I've had a plan to leave before the beginning of November, So, Since I miffed about my privilege I've sent a visage. Two torn bits broke apart, and used to start a fire beneath my knees. Spread glee and see what it does \ for you.
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Aug 2, 2019
Aug 2, 2019 at 10:26 PM UTC
Cake -baked gold-flake...
sheesh Eliot, half the poets miffed at your unintended deriding, but sexism in poetry a knife made from a man's rib dividing, again? too cruel to contemplate for defending perhaps the site hijacked by the NSA, doing the bidding of ten old white men? as recompense go to thy server, code in an alternating name starting today, ShePo somehow springs to mind Mother's Day an excellent commencement to begin our regendering P. S. everybody knows I am a girl, right? It occurs to me, perhaps not everybody aware of the inside joke, the e-joke, Nat is short for Natalie
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May 14, 2017
May 14, 2017 at 9:50 AM UTC
Jeez! HePo? Elliot!
As the wind whistles through the remaining leaves of the trees Her eyes gazed in with a yearning The biting chills creep into her sleeves Her cheeks' veins tinged with green and blue Instantly, they lose their rosy hue Coiling her toes underneath her ragged shoes She felt safer as she pulls her legs tighter to her feeble body Too early, even for the rooster's songs in the morning Hurriedly, she rushes into the pavements Stumbling empty trash bins in the snowy covered cement And along the streets, she awaits for the gents Not the ladies, for they are miffed just by her presence In her pocket, her trusted friends A shoe wax, a brush and a small towel Far from the ladies cloak of vanity and jewels She took her brush and greets them Giving all her might in every stroke, she mimics a healthy bloke With her fragile arms she delighted and amused the folks They gave her a penny All the angels wishes she has plenty All those shoes, although they are leather, with the glint of the sun, they shine like feathers But in her eyes, they glimmer like rainbows She was lost in the colors Suddenly, she was struck by a heavy blow Awakened by her terror In a dark veiled room, with lustful eyes Three men with merciless arms She felt the cold cement on her back and how these hands creep into her sack They covered her mouth with a towel Frantic tears flowed to her cheeks As they stroke her hair with her shoe brush She tasted the lump in her throat She closed her eyes and swallowed her crushed soul And only the winter wind hears, the laments of these restless child With a yearning As it smothers the barren trees of her lost dreams -Shiny Shoes, Margaret Austin Go
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Nov 22, 2014
Nov 22, 2014 at 8:17 PM UTC
Shiny Shoes
As the wind whistles through the remaining leaves of the trees Her eyes gazed in with a yearning The biting chills creep into her sleeves Her cheeks' veins tinged with green and blue Instantly, they lose their rosy hue Coiling her toes underneath her ragged shoes She felt safer as she pulls her legs tighter to her feeble body Too early, even for the rooster's songs in the morning Hurriedly, she rushes into the pavements Stumbling empty trash bins in the snowy covered cement And along the streets, she awaits for the gents Not the ladies, for they are miffed just by her presence In her pocket, her trusted friends A shoe wax, a brush and a small towel Far from the ladies cloak of vanity and jewels She took her brush and greets them Giving all her might in every stroke, she mimics a healthy bloke With her fragile arms she delighted and amused the folks They gave her a penny All the angels wishes she has plenty All those shoes, although they are leather, with the glint of the sun, they shine like feathers But in her eyes, they glimmer like rainbows She was lost in the colors Suddenly, she was struck by a heavy blow Awakened by her terror In a dark veiled room, with lustful eyes Three men with merciless arms She felt the cold cement on her back and how these hands creep into her sack They covered her mouth with a towel Frantic tears flowed to her cheeks As they stroke her hair with her shoe brush She tasted the lump in her throat She closed her eyes and swallowed her crushed soul And only the winter wind hears, the laments of these restless child With a yearning As it smothers the barren trees of her lost dreams -Shiny Shoes, Margaret Austin Go
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Mottor:”If you wanna tell a crazy joke to God, tell him about your plans” joy to the world at 4 a.m. my cell is ringing like a sad sheep its my granny saying hey I leave you I am going to the Veterans New Year Party I have a randez-vous I am grabbing my head: Jeesus...world I am drinking since yesterday non-stop plain water with lemon I am sick from his cookies and seriously thinking to get to The Suicider's New Year Party well not just thinking but really going I have my ticket since last year when even Picky my loving pit-bull left me actually why should I make crazy plans when my personal angelic unconsciousness guards me I am checking in on the plane maybe it brakes in the air and I will have my party with the fellows of Bin Laden I will sing cazzaciock while shooting with the katiusha on empty ***** bottles joy to the world and dance your brains out you suicidal lonely kid aha that is the new hit of a virtual band called The Kings of Desperados while slaves are jubilant in their free time working to stay put in front of a idiot also called TV to have a wonder I have my ticket what can I do I am so childish sometimes I have a miffed balloon a fire-extinguisher with champagne some poem-fireworks wrapped around me joy to the world I will ignite them all here in the public market I will blow them all like a charm!
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Jan 22, 2011
Jan 22, 2011 at 12:01 AM UTC
The Suicider's New Years Party
basking in blankets of warmth; the heat from my high boils beneath my bare skin, within my soul, soothing miffed winds. i fold surrender to it, embrace its exothermic reaction.
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Jun 16, 2016
Jun 16, 2016 at 12:45 AM UTC
Getting-
Special anti stupid squad, Special anti useless squad, Special anti buffoonery squad, Special anti senseless squad; Getting out of hand, Daily harassments, Of people of state, Existing, but just barely, Brazen extortion, Shameless shakedowns, Illegal raids, Accidental discharge! The super highway is lit, Keyboard warriors are miffed, Cyber mercenaries want blood, Digital overlords call for war! But vagabonds in power care less, They demonstrate total disconnect, Throwing around meaningless platitudes, And high sounding refrains; But why so many? Arbitrary creation of demonic units, Specialising in delivering sorrow, To ordinary folks in the streets; Why not ask yourselves, Reasons the youth are agitated, Why not make diligent inquiry, Into rise in criminality; The answers are not on the moon, Look around you, And see the gulf, Between rich and poor; A country that boasts, Of the richest persons on the black continent, Male or female, Champions the poverty comity of nations; Therein lay the solution, Return to the people, Their stolen past, present and future, And see if need be for your SPECIALS.
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Apr 6, 2019
Apr 6, 2019 at 1:19 AM UTC
HOPELESS.