Boys and girls please gather around,
For today I’ll show you the new coolest thing in town.
This new thing is something that I am very proud to introduce,
Because today i am here to show you how to properly drink apple juice!
Now now, I bet you’re all think I am being cheesy,
Because drinking apple juice is something that’s incredibly easy.
Please settle down and allow me to declare,
That you have been doing it all wrong for awhile now, I swear!
I bet y’all just simply pour the apple juice in a boring old glass.
I’ve gotta say I’d give that way a pass.
The way that’s “normal” is obviously lame.
And if you think it’s fun then I’ll put you to shame.
In order to properly drink apple juice,
You must first go locate the Magic Moose.
Who is this Magic Moose i bet you’re currently wondering,
Well, the Magic Moose is a creature that’s extremely thundering.
Once you find him, you’ll be a step closer to finding your desired fruit,
But next you have to challenge him and ending the most perplexing dispute.
“What member of Magic Moose’s family is vegan?”
To save you some future trouble, the answer is Meghan.
The next step is- wait wait! Where are you all going?
Come on, don’t you want this amazing information that i'm bestowing?
Oh great. Now i'm talking to myself.
How come no one even listens to an intelligent elf?