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Earthquake Poem 3/5/2014 What do you suppose an earthquake does? Sure, there are the shakes and scares, Seismic shifts accompanied by tectonic tears. But ditch this global perspective, Figure out what rips those ripples, detective. Let’s see you pound at the ground. Hit it hard, ‘til you hear a heavy sound. Is that enough to fissure some asphalt? Tell me, could you bring this spinning planet to a sudden halt? I can’t say for sure, what an Earth-quake does. Though I’ve been a victim, Earth isn’t where my quake was. An Earth-less earthquake, On a planet whose name I’ve learned to forsake. Wynn’s world wandered ‘round someone else’s orbit: Drawn to its gravity like grapes grow on a vine; Brightened by its solar system’s shining smile, so divine; Emotional tides tugged in and out; Guided by its mysterious moon’s midnight meandering about. That’s right – an orbit with its own time flow. Time that could stomp its heels and steal a spotlight, Time that could manipulate a moment like jello, mayonnaise, or some other squishy substance, Time that could crash course, while standing still, Time that could reveal something you never knew. What do you suppose an earthquake does? A quake could be anything that makes you shake. Think of quaking in fear, as an unknown figure draws near. Think of a jittery heart, that’s been bit by a bullet. Internal tears, think of organs bleeding, Think of needing, solid ground, but falling and time keeps stalling. When a quiet little quiver promises to deliver, its slight shock signal straight through the middle. When a molten magma core fizzes its manic madness, like a shaken soda. When an epic eruption carries out its upward excelsior, Rejecting the spinning without a stop. Oh, the mountains will tumble, The hills and valleys, they’ll crumble, And gurgle in the raging rivers’ rumble, As volcanoes churn out violent bubbles, Stirring up all kinds of troubles, For one person’s personal planet. For one person’s personal planet, These violent forces of nature can’t compare to an Earth-quake, When the ground you stand on begins to break, When you realize your senseless stability is fake. When that little quake knocks your Earth awake, It’s reality coming alive to take, and take, and take, Because for love, you put everything at stake. What do you suppose an earthquake does? I’ll tell you – it leaves a wrecked world with a cracked core and scorched surroundings. Just because. Just because, love on Earth always comes with a quiet little quake.
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Mar 6, 2014
Mar 6, 2014 at 1:44 AM UTC
Earthquake
Earthquake Poem 3/5/2014 What do you suppose an earthquake does? Sure, there are the shakes and scares, Seismic shifts accompanied by tectonic tears. But ditch this global perspective, Figure out what rips those ripples, detective. Let’s see you pound at the ground. Hit it hard, ‘til you hear a heavy sound. Is that enough to fissure some asphalt? Tell me, could you bring this spinning planet to a sudden halt? I can’t say for sure, what an Earth-quake does. Though I’ve been a victim, Earth isn’t where my quake was. An Earth-less earthquake, On a planet whose name I’ve learned to forsake. Wynn’s world wandered ‘round someone else’s orbit: Drawn to its gravity like grapes grow on a vine; Brightened by its solar system’s shining smile, so divine; Emotional tides tugged in and out; Guided by its mysterious moon’s midnight meandering about. That’s right – an orbit with its own time flow. Time that could stomp its heels and steal a spotlight, Time that could manipulate a moment like jello, mayonnaise, or some other squishy substance, Time that could crash course, while standing still, Time that could reveal something you never knew. What do you suppose an earthquake does? A quake could be anything that makes you shake. Think of quaking in fear, as an unknown figure draws near. Think of a jittery heart, that’s been bit by a bullet. Internal tears, think of organs bleeding, Think of needing, solid ground, but falling and time keeps stalling. When a quiet little quiver promises to deliver, its slight shock signal straight through the middle. When a molten magma core fizzes its manic madness, like a shaken soda. When an epic eruption carries out its upward excelsior, Rejecting the spinning without a stop. Oh, the mountains will tumble, The hills and valleys, they’ll crumble, And gurgle in the raging rivers’ rumble, As volcanoes churn out violent bubbles, Stirring up all kinds of troubles, For one person’s personal planet. For one person’s personal planet, These violent forces of nature can’t compare to an Earth-quake, When the ground you stand on begins to break, When you realize your senseless stability is fake. When that little quake knocks your Earth awake, It’s reality coming alive to take, and take, and take, Because for love, you put everything at stake. What do you suppose an earthquake does? I’ll tell you – it leaves a wrecked world with a cracked core and scorched surroundings. Just because. Just because, love on Earth always comes with a quiet little quake.
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You were born on a cusp. friends on the other side couldn't decide, Scorpio or Libra. You yourself, as constant as the tides. A tenth sign ram was blessed to cross your lovely path and the ram learned: Short curly hair pinned back reveal asiatic eyes. As you pass by and by Time and time hearts race Chicken salad sandwich, its moist mayonnaise is never as delicious without a pickle. Grubhub. No, Scrubhub. Too content to leave the room. Yummy Rummy, food in our tummy. forever. Broth, cheese and wine. Mushrooms and time. If ever I tasted love, it was shared with me, in a recipe. Sound opinion in scores. Royal, like the Tenenbaums. Bill Murray fantastic. Pink Moon over and over and over. Divide that by nine. And now I know, almost as well as you, how good Goodfellas is, even after the tenth time. Early morning awakenings or snooze again and again and again. Paralyzed in a dream or awoken with a scream, we tried a routine: Once parts of a team, a memory faster than it seemed. Ran for miles. A boy and girl in the hall, amongst the boys and girls in the hall. Digital regulars in ecstasy. Wake next to you a daydreamer. So, when life gets hard, and you're feeling down, don't be so glum, ignore your doubts, don't feel left out, I'll be there for you, when you need me to.
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Nov 6, 2012
Nov 6, 2012 at 5:48 PM UTC
22 on 23
How to cook carrot salad carrot wash and clean. Grate the carrots on a coarse grater. Apple wash and grate. apple, honey and the juice of red currants. Also add the chopped parsley and crushed nuts. All well and carefully mix. Sitemap salad.  sprinkle with citric acid and mix. Vegetables lay heaped sprinkle with grated cheese and chopped herbs parsley. Sitemap salad. Heck, Cook the fish and carrots. Fish and carrots on toast to cut pieces. Cleaned fish and carrots to put in salad bowl. In a salad bowl add the peas. In add grated horseradish mayonnaise and season with the Sitemap sauce salad.
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Oct 19, 2013
Oct 19, 2013 at 6:08 PM UTC
Heck, cook the fish and carrots
(a satirical pop at the Illuminati) It's time to slay fatted consumer cows It's time to fumigate the Great Unwashed; To sow mutation's seeds behind the ploughs To see the dullard's dreams forever quashed. How movingly they pray not to be harmed! How doggedly they work to make a wage! How prettily they line up to be farmed, Yet, how they long to be at centre stage! The Useless Eaters eat their pizzas deep, Their double fries and creamy mayonnaise; Produce only some methane while asleep, And fodder for landfill, throughout their days. It's time for the superiors to win; Unleash the virus, let the cull begin.
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Sep 30, 2013
Sep 30, 2013 at 10:15 PM UTC
Illuminati Party
The youth Youth is weird, Somewhat interesting. An adult pop rock mix With child soda pop. Youth is Coca-Cola, Marlboro, whiskey and energy, The eternal monologue of life, ID number, property tax and Netflix. Youth is John Lennon, Che, Fidel and Hendrix, Contemporary history, ancient and medieval history. Youth is pants ripped jeans, Popsicle, lollipop, painted face, Chicle, coffee and french fries, Point G, miniskirt and condoms. Youth is the Dalai Lama, Techno, rave and rasta, Drugs, drops and guitar, Punk, samba and hopefully that-fall. Youth is the opposite of the opposite, It's a Friday at midnight, Mustard, ketchup and mayonnaise, X-salad, ham and cheese sandwich and X-men. Youth is D-Day, Vietnam, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Testosterone, Woodstock and Waterloo, Afghanistan, TPM and MTV. Youth is a pressure cooker, Isis, Syria, sukiyaki, Anonymous, Al Qaeda, rice and beans, Genesis, Revelation and mint candy. Youth is weird, Somewhat interesting. An adult pop rock mix With child soda pop.
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May 10, 2016
May 10, 2016 at 7:25 AM UTC
THE YOUTH
my room smells like that sandwich i bought home because of the fear of loneliness that sandwich with cold bacon baked with temporary warmth. spiced with sweet onion mayonnaise honey mustard which flavours fill the emptiness. healthy-ised it with lettuce tomato cucumber onion to make the most out of things. my room smells like that sandwich i bought home because of the fear of loneliness
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Oct 10, 2013
Oct 10, 2013 at 3:56 AM UTC
sandwich
Is there anything more depressing than visiting a forum that hasn’t been active for a decade? Perhaps visiting said forum on a Saturday evening, reading every thread and replying to at least five comments before realising that the site hasn’t been active for a decade. The saddest part would be to continue replying to each thread before creating new usernames and replying to your own replies. I guess the next logical step would be to continue the charade for ten years before dying a solemn death atop your festering keyboard and not being discovered until seven years later. The forum continues to stand as a testament to your solitude as nobody has replied to your last post about the perfect way to make a ham sandwich.
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Mar 8, 2013
Mar 8, 2013 at 4:39 PM UTC
Two Slightly Toasted Slices of Wholemeal Bread, Moderately Buttered with Several Slices of Ham, Lettuce and Mayonnaise
Contemplating the versatility of Mayo And all that can be done with it From the slathering on whilst sun bathing To globbing it on my bologna sandwich I find it tantalizing to the tastebuds And it sure does sizzle in the sun I once applied to much and set my toes on fire Lucky for me I lost only one Thank goodness I was near the water When my foot went up in flames I guess that's why God gives us ten toes In case we lose any along the way As with anything you can even get bored with Mayonnaise That's why I strive for different ideas So I put my brain juices into overdrive And came up with this amazing list Instead of milk in a shake you can use Mayo Please wait till the end for all the applause I'm still having trouble dealing with thickness And have yet to get it through the straw Perhaps if I leave out the ice cream And just add Mayo, milk chocolate, and ice I guess I'll just keep on experimenting When it's ready you can be the first in line And who doesn't like mayonnaise on anchovie pizza The perfect combination at best Even better than peanut butter and jelly If only I can figure out how to package it Mayonnaise is also the perfect conditioner You could leave it in your hair for days I suppose But try to avoid to much time in the sun After all...remember the toes I'm going back to my room for more ideas now Or as I like to call it..."The Mayo Think Tank" I know my family thinks I'm a genius Cause they always leave me in there for days
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Sep 23, 2013
Sep 23, 2013 at 3:47 PM UTC
"Mayonnaise" You heard right..."Mayonnaise"
I don't know you I don't know how you feel right now or how you feel about the current state of the nation I don't know how you like your coffee or whether you prefer drip over pressed I don't know the lyrics to your favorite songs or if you like progressive rock or indie I don't know your favorite restaurant or if your prefer Chinese takeout and fast food I don't know where your next adventure will be or if you prefer to stay at home I don't know if you like mayonnaise or whether you like mustard on your hot dog sandwich I don't know what you think about in the shower or what you think about when you're washing the dishes I don't know what keeps you up at night or if you're the kind of person who falls asleep right away I don't know your deepest most vulnerable secrets or your hopes and dreams and your crazy ideas what I do know is your heart and maybe they tell you you have no feelings that you can't be moved or touched but I know that not showing them doesn't mean you don't have them at all we have the same heart and that's okay everything will be okay.
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Nov 9, 2015
Nov 9, 2015 at 6:31 AM UTC
Cold Hands, Warm Heart
I used to keep my baby teeth in a butterscotch tin. I guess I was making an investment in tooth-fairy stock; trying to diversify my easter bunny portfolio. Quarters: Like chocolate I could feed into a Coinstar and turn to dollar bills which I could then use to buy more chocolate. I just, hey, I just remembered that I have a butterscotch tin filled with quarters sitting in the back of my closet right now. Funny, when things move in circles like that--I can’t even remember the last time I ate a butterscotch. Or even how my final tooth came out, which I’d think would be a milestone. I was eating an egg-salad sandwich when I lost one of the last ones-- I just took a bite and one tooth stayed behind. For weeks I couldn’t even look at a sandwich, I just kept thinking about the disturbing look of blood on mayonnaise. I wonder if there’s much business for the tooth fairy these days-- my dad, winding blue ribbons around small stacks of quarters so they’d look nice; my dad, stepping on LEGOs in the dark and stifling swears; my dad, navigating bedroom geography to make a swift exchange while I slept and turned a tidy profit, trading old small parts for riches and a grown-up mouth. Now I wonder what they did with my wisdom teeth, after they pulled them out last year. Were they drilled out, finally, into dust? Or did a dental surgeon slip some pilfered teeth beneath his pillow on the sly, turning one last profit out of my face, the summer someone noticed I needed a grown-up mouth? All I know is that for days I stayed at home moaning into my pillow, strung out on percocet and eating anything that could be sipped through a straw. (It was only then I discovered the Sonic had stopped serving butterscotch shakes--years ago, apparently. You’d think I’d have noticed. But then, you’d think I’d notice lots of things.) I wonder how much my teeth would be worth now. I wonder if the tooth-fairy has adjusted for inflation. I still get excited over stray quarters, but now I guess I just have to find them on the street like everyone else does.
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Mar 14, 2013
Mar 14, 2013 at 4:19 PM UTC
dental records
I used to keep my baby teeth in a butterscotch tin. I guess I was making an investment in tooth-fairy stock; trying to diversify my easter bunny portfolio. Quarters: Like chocolate I could feed into a Coinstar and turn to dollar bills which I could then use to buy more chocolate. I just, hey, I just remembered that I have a butterscotch tin filled with quarters sitting in the back of my closet right now. Funny, when things move in circles like that--I can’t even remember the last time I ate a butterscotch. Or even how my final tooth came out, which I’d think would be a milestone. I was eating an egg-salad sandwich when I lost one of the last ones-- I just took a bite and one tooth stayed behind. For weeks I couldn’t even look at a sandwich, I just kept thinking about the disturbing look of blood on mayonnaise. I wonder if there’s much business for the tooth fairy these days-- my dad, winding blue ribbons around small stacks of quarters so they’d look nice; my dad, stepping on LEGOs in the dark and stifling swears; my dad, navigating bedroom geography to make a swift exchange while I slept and turned a tidy profit, trading old small parts for riches and a grown-up mouth. Now I wonder what they did with my wisdom teeth, after they pulled them out last year. Were they drilled out, finally, into dust? Or did a dental surgeon slip some pilfered teeth beneath his pillow on the sly, turning one last profit out of my face, the summer someone noticed I needed a grown-up mouth? All I know is that for days I stayed at home moaning into my pillow, strung out on percocet and eating anything that could be sipped through a straw. (It was only then I discovered the Sonic had stopped serving butterscotch shakes--years ago, apparently. You’d think I’d have noticed. But then, you’d think I’d notice lots of things.) I wonder how much my teeth would be worth now. I wonder if the tooth-fairy has adjusted for inflation. I still get excited over stray quarters, but now I guess I just have to find them on the street like everyone else does.
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She sets down her very large glass of Malbec sighs and lights a poorly rolled tampon-like cigarette the look on her face bothers me deeply I open my mouth with good intentions and probably should have said something like "Are you ok?" but what came out went something like You are nothing to me just an **** potato there's almost nothing that you could provoke within anyone except for the cats Yeah, I'd bet you could start the feline revolution with your poisoned toenails and mashed carrots not even seventeen vats of **** could make you more slippery No, I don't want your wet cake just bees, endless mayonnaise and cherry flavoured toxic yoghurt
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Jan 26, 2021
Jan 26, 2021 at 11:41 AM UTC
Endless mayonnaise
Mayonnaise is not an instrument it is gorgeous is better is nothing but oil is on sale right now for $1 is so easy to prepare that one often wonders why is made with lemon juice instead of vinegar is on Facebook, sign up for Facebook to connect with I hate mayonaise is in your extended network is just fat and yet is my favorite Smashing Pumpkins song
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Jul 25, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 at 12:49 PM UTC
Mayonnaise
Can she have another coffee please? And fill it to the top She doesn’t have much milk you see Yes, up to there, now stop Can he have that breakfast there? But change the egg for beans And swap the bacon for tomato Are you getting what he means? He’ll have a sandwich, hold the butter He’s not allowed much fat But then he asks for chips And mayonnaise to go with that All six of them want carrot cake But don’t all want to pay Can I cut a piece in half for them? If not then they won’t stay Can she have a salad? No wait a Cornish pasty No, hang on, now she wants a cake And still I don’t get nasty If it’s not there on the menu Why do they always ask? It’s as if just being awkward Is for them a daily task I could easily say no each time Not go that extra mile But that not how it works here It’s always service with a smile The customer is always right Even when they’re wrong We keep our smile in place because They’re never here for long And so we keep the rictus grin The smile will never slip Because without service with a smile We’d never get a tip.
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Jun 13, 2012
Jun 13, 2012 at 11:10 AM UTC
Service With A Smile
You said I shouldn't eat it before dinner. But I did anyway. Sorry, Mom.
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Dec 20, 2010
Dec 20, 2010 at 7:01 AM UTC
Mayonnaise Bread
The louche magniloquent maladroit  malaise of the dense mayonnaise mouth of  political palaver and longueur left me with that sad sinking feeling of believing there is nothing left to live for. Lugubriousness aside, I was nevertheless momentarily nonplussed until I recalled that a bona fide thespian was once president. And to my dismay I remembered to say: nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind.
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Jun 16, 2015
Jun 16, 2015 at 9:44 PM UTC
Trump Up Hope
Collin behaved very well today. He went in the pool, And learned to blow bubbles underwater. It was easy for him though, Ghosts never sink. "I only float, mama. Look at me floating." He tells me. Yes baby, You only float. You're doing great. He ate pasta salad, With no mayonnaise. He is allergic to mayonnaise. It gives him hives. Oh Collin.
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Jul 31, 2013
Jul 31, 2013 at 4:55 PM UTC
Son IV
I hear my last words lose themselves hanging from the precipice of a precise demise. Looking for nectar, I pick at thorns and scabs you name your regrettable yesterdays though I won’t find any syrup In your horseradish skull. Tuesday’s malaise will spread across the week turning sour and heavy. Summer to fall I thought I had it solved. Fall to winter, I know nothing at all. 12.13.14. Cem copyrighted edited 6.15.16
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Dec 19, 2014
Dec 19, 2014 at 1:58 AM UTC
Mayonnaise Malaise
Big Daddy They call me big daddy, two soft buns with an extra long patty. Bacon, lettuce, tomato with extra mayonnaise, women say it's the latest craze. Tastes so good, it melts in your mouth, I just love when a girl goes down south. A foot long hot dog with a bulging vein, there is no one higher on the food chain. Some use ketchup, some use mustard, either way it comes out custard. Whipped cream with a cherry on top, if you're a ****** I'll give you a pop. They call me big daddy, it's so big, I had to hire a caddy. I put all **** stars to shame, they're not even playing the right game. Even a loose girl feels so tight, women think I'm black, but I'm really white. I can't wear shorts it hangs so low, my third eye just loves to grow. They call me big daddy, all my pants are extra baggy. Girls pay me just for a look, it's more thick than the New York City phone book. Don't be jealous that it's so big, women hire me for their *** toy gig. Mom must have had a three way, with John Holmes and Nick The **** girls pay me just for a lick. They call me big daddy, I've had every girl in Cincinnati. Sorry to say but this story is fiction, brought on by my sudden *** addiction.
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Nov 12, 2013
Nov 12, 2013 at 1:49 AM UTC
Big Daddy
There are no distractions         at 3:10 A M There's not even a breeze        no stirring of wind I sit alone in silence         listening to nothing No , no I'm not in any         kind of suffering Just letting my consciousness         expand beyond the borders Beyond the mountains         and the sea's waters Not even the space         surrounding the stars There are no limits         as to just how far My universe         is my man made cosmos A thought turning to whim         Seen through like ghost   I sit alone in silence         but I'm not really lonely I have all of my friends :         mayonnaise , mustard and lots of baloney
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Apr 27, 2016
Apr 27, 2016 at 4:40 AM UTC
3:10 A M
Egg salad sandwich Sandwiched between two hands Hands covered in rings Rings covered in mayonnaise Mayonnaise made with olive oil Oil dripping from every pore Pores huge on his skin Skin once not-so grotesque Grotesque since he was nine Nine years ago he formed a habit Habit of feeding instead of sleeping Sleeping isn't quite as entertaining Entertaining is the absorbance of flavor Flavor replaces satisfaction Satisfaction in life Life not chosen by he He the king, the insomniac Insomniac turned glutton Glutton turned manic-depressive man Man turned monster
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Feb 14, 2017
Feb 14, 2017 at 1:18 PM UTC
The Glutton
If it is sunny in Europe The Dutch caws of misunderstood will hallow my pestle and mortar skull to round tinnitus into song; The French Fries will come with mayonnaise in a Bruges cafe, Light lines tracing dust in cycled prose. Light lines tracing medieval footsteps on a Roman road. Bonjour, old world. Mon nom est Kyran.
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Feb 28, 2013
Feb 28, 2013 at 3:05 PM UTC
sunlight is the trickle of a distant star all over us