"flippin" poems
Now, I'm here to tell a story
Bout some lessons learned shawty
I got me a tough crew, know what um sayin
We played da diss game, slaydum
Not one a da crew, brought da game shame
First, I dubbed myself Kang
I'm good, true! But didn't mean a thang
Then coughed ma gural Sumpim
She got da club thumpin
Put her own style in da game, bra
We still thuggin? Na!
She first coughed a little gural princess
Kicked in the castle, copped the Queen's dress
Took the crown, made her own success
Her rhymes get the heart pumpim
Much respect to me gural Somthin
Next, little siss picked up the mike
Jumped on the tandem, started peddlin the bike
Shawty's rhymes hit dem in da face
She rhymed like a **** dresses in satin an lace
Mad props out to my siss, Madison grace
I was alone, like a stand a timber
**** Forest on fire with Diein Ember
Laid down rhymes so tight
He'd have my back in any fight
I gotta thank ma boyyy
Gangstan whichu was a flippin joy
Otta nowhere swaggs a tru Gansta chick
Bustin rhymes en droppin dimes like she was Slick Rick
Wedyan be da real trick! Thanks gural slick
Finally, swooped the dark Raven
Rollin on 22's gatz a blazzin
Loyall to da shawtys
Flyin like a bomber on sorties
Droppin posers to der knees
Makin succaass beg, brotha please
To all ya all I got ta tell ya
Would I do it again, hell ya
Um movin on to a new gig
Pull off my crown, plop on a wig
To ya readers out dare got some advice
Giv it a spit, it's Gangsta's Paradise!!!
Jan 23, 2013
Jan 23, 2013 at 10:44 PM UTC
I'm a Kool g rockin' coogis poppin' coochies
Haters get murked like Colhese my rap lease
Debutin' numero uno the heavy weight sumo
Born on Jupiter raised on Earth my heart's colder than Pluto
Mic judo flows stickin' of ya corticals
Check me in the articles I be the broken particle
Of the universal ya need rehearsal **** goin' commerical
I lay raps like a hearse flow for rappers funeral
I a criminal none keep gats by the abdominal rhymin' phenomenal the mighty Apollo
Blazin' my cocoa flippin' crime like Bardellino
One luv to my nino got it locked like a Vegas casino
We checkin' ya dough at the front door so stop ya show
Fronting and stunting once my nines get the hunting
Bullets spikin' like kickers punting raw taunting
Game hungriest similiar to the lochness
Mon-star far from subpar rhymes ride bizzare
A pharcyde takin' ya into a spiritual homicide converged to the angelic hide
Still a crime shame all of 'em say the same
Thing flexin' diamonds on they pinky rings yet another sad soul that sings sub siblings
To the underworld debators contract initiator so you can create a
Pace between the stage and the audience face
**** that rather keep a gat tucked in the front or the back
With wisdom to rack
Imagine that fools breakin' for stats? see where my heart at?
Diggin' reachin' into the minds of the youth with the brutal truths
Chippin' my tooth
From killin' booths once I plot ya will ya loose
bringin' the ghetto blues and cruising *****
Still a sober jealous God am I call me Jehovah
Tactics of a Cobra one strike it's over
Venomous ridiculous hataz so conspicuous
Hatin' us only to anger my artillery surplus and who bust?
More rounds than Matt Dillion coatin' ya brains
With my lyrical penicillin stealin'
Back the spotlight
Catch the bright sunshine that stares into my mind
A Pharoah prophecy laid in the back of me
Head til I touch my final resting bed I'll embed
The realist **** ya ever heard shooting a bird
To all my enemies I blast at 'em with as the bullets herd
Aug 29, 2018
Aug 29, 2018 at 12:40 PM UTC
Will you step up to the plate
swing and take your best chance
It's so ******* easy, boy
Just look at the ball.
It's right there waiting
in front of your eyes.
Moment paused
you stand bat drawn back
Staring at this chance in front of you
you act like you're ready
What the hell is your problem, boy?
You flippin idiotic
or somethin?
You look like you're ready
you act like you want to
so swing
the ******* bat already!
Aug 4, 2010
Aug 4, 2010 at 5:08 PM UTC
Sine waves, perpetual motion
Centripetal force, density of the ocean
Associates, Bachelors
Student Ambassadors
Register, register, schedules, grades
Grants and scholarships, tuition is paid
No snooze button, turn off the alarm
Losing some sleep. It's ok, though, no harm
Friendly teachers and **** instructors
Digital logic and semiconductors
Homework, classwork, essays, papers
Last minute class of procrastinators
Get up, get blazed. 'Fore school, 'nutha blunt
High while accepting student of the month
Higher than you, and my grades, too, are higher
How smart would I be if I put out the fire?
Gen. Ed., English, Mathematics, Psychology
Now on to the good stuff, much richer chronology
Top of my class, highest grade in the program
In just a few years, I'll have money in BOTH hands
This hand-to-mouth **** ain't for me
I'm tired of living week-to-week
Broke, tired, and hungry day after day
But when payday comes, it'll be here to stay
You don't have to do as I do
But my feet are too small to fill these big shoes
If you think I can't fill them, then surely you're trippin'
But do whatcha do, cause my burgers need flippin'
Nov 24, 2010
Nov 24, 2010 at 7:51 PM UTC
I'm waiting on a number of things:
When will you reply, though I gave you wings
To fly away if you will, and you have the right;
I'm waiting for inspiration to strike me in the night
That I am again OK without you - I don't need to feel
My heart implode when I read my old poetry, to steel
Myself when I see apparitions of what I had desired,
To blush and reproach myself for being lost, uninspired,
And pining after you again like a whipped cur; When
You hold space for me IRL
And my messages aren't a URL
Of something that I thought would resonate with you, again
I lose myself, hoping I can gain because you gain, and then
It just feels like I'm throwing my love into a void, again.
I don't just give energy like that; I don't just give thoughts;
I was divinely inspired, and I thought your beauty grand
And lovely, and still those aren't the words, and still this Noughts
& Crosses is a stalemate; And you're cross, and I'm five grand
For nought, and flippin' babbling because I'm so, so lost
And I long for your presence and your voice for me, warm as toast,
Nourishing as honey, real like salt, alive for water, and eternal
And lavender. I can forget roses, even if you like them too; lavender, like you, is eternal.
Feb 28, 2022
Feb 28, 2022 at 3:55 PM UTC
Said he 'shut yer gobs ye ****** boggers'
Keen on blatherin' ye spent yer days with yer tongue sharp as a dagger
O ter be 'onest ye be pattin yer boat.
Aul' ducks,yung ducks all makin' faults.
Cats eatin' bazz i say blather ye boyo
A man makin' money, no divils in county mayo
Yer gobs flippin' like hoors feckin ****
Smart fellas know ter kick yer barse
Me,a **** in carrickfergus jammy am i?
Come 'ere ye be told a secret ye culchie
A man pushin his **** tryin ter find his way
Be wide ye yung boyo lots o vultures on yer way
Oct 3, 2010
Oct 3, 2010 at 3:46 AM UTC
My Ocd is flipping switches,
My adhd is pulling pupet strings,
My brain is on vaction for most of the day,
and when he comes home it's night,
his favorite time to party.....
I get no rest,
And tomorrow there's a flippin' test!
Nov 29, 2018
Nov 29, 2018 at 11:24 AM UTC
When you wish upon a star,
makes no difference who you are.
When you wish upon a star,
your dreams come true.
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A dream is a wish your heart makes
When you're fast asleep
In dreams you lose your heartache
Whatever you wish for, you keep
Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your rainbow will come smiling through
No matter how your heart is grieving
If you keep on believing
The dream that you wish will come true
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I know you,
I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you,
the gleam in your eye is so familiar a gleam.
And I know it's true
that visions are seldom all they seem,
but if I know you
I know what you'll do--
you'll love me at once!
The way you did once
upon a dream
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"Can you keep a secret? Promise not to tell? We're at a wishing well!"
I'm wishing
(I'm wishing)
for my one true love
to find me
(to find me)
today
(today)
I'm hoping
(I'm hoping)
and I'm dreaming of
the nice things
(the nice things)
he'll say
(he'll say)
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Flippin' your fins you don't get too far,
legs are required for jumping, dancing!
Walking around on those--
"what's that word again?"
--street!
Up where they walk,
up where they run,
up where they stay all day in the sun!
Wandering free...
wish I could be...
part of your world
===============================================================
Who is that girl I see,
staring straight, back at me?
Why is my reflection someone I don't know?
Somehow I cannot hide
who I am,
though I've tried.
When will my reflection show,
who I am...
inside?
Jul 30, 2016
Jul 30, 2016 at 2:01 AM UTC
The Lord keeps me quickened
With His burnin wine blood.
Sinner gets Word he's sickened
'Cause their fate is the flood.
Wickin your idols like wicker
This Word that protrude is sure ta
Make knots out of your nickers.
While I heard you is a rude *****
No flippin bird. I'm a Jigga,
One of them scotch sippin Jewish ******
Switch the first lettas in Jew and *****
What you get is New, Jigga
Go figure
Yourself out, and what you're about.
No need to tout your ego and shout.
Like go ahead call me a ****
I can't hear ya when your talk is trite;
Words don't cause me tantrums tike.
Little one the end has just begun.
Put down your gun, since before the beginning His Son has already won, before you were even sinning;
In a sense, innocense.
His Immaculate timing is waiting for the start of your pitiful whining
For mercy from the Lord you still curse G.
Sep 27, 2015
Sep 27, 2015 at 8:19 AM UTC
Sniffing on that Miley Cyrus,
Asian eyes if I be honest.
Tell your mind I can't be thought of
Perfect picture well just straight your mind up.
Too much! Too much!
Give it all away
Dead pres falling everyday..
Dang, that make you feel some type of way..
That we standing on flippin plane.
Please stay
Please stay bae
Cause your the only one who make me taste
Cause your the only on who make me feel
Dang! My shoes look great
But your love I will like to run in place
And your hand is like my great escape
Sniffing on that Miley Cyrus
You look better when I don't try it
Asian eyes but you still smiling
Jan 2, 2014
Jan 2, 2014 at 3:02 AM UTC
Call it stupid
But feeling not at all
Light-hearted and romantic
On St Valentine's day
I pedal off
Without thinking
And follow my front wheel
To arrive among brides and grooms
Bouquets and buttonholes
Limousines and vintage Rollers
And even a flippin’ horse-drawn carriage
As I cycle into Gretna
Marriage-Ville, UK
On St Valentine's day
Feb 13, 2011
Feb 13, 2011 at 12:51 AM UTC
"I left my ring in an envelope if you want it. If not toss it in a lake. Have a great day, love you..."
You got me ****** up if you think I'm gonna take that.
You lose what's left of your dignity as the words leave your mouth.
Have some decency, respect for me.
I'm thinking how I'm gonna get paid back.
You can take your time figuring out
what you wanna say to me on the way back
down from the carolinas, or wherever you've been staying.
Telling me it hurts so bad when the feelings come back,
but that's a payment you gotta make cause
Heaven is waiting but you've been
praying, saying "take it all away."
Numbing for so long, injecting it,
trying to forget the pain.
Thinking it was protecting you
from the unbearable shame
that you been so ****** all my life.
Can't even contact your ex wife without her flippin. ****
I remember being that three year old baby on her hip
and you spitting venom in our face.
Never knew how much I'd respect her
for putting you in your place.
By some miracle of the spirit
she still managed to give you grace,
giving you the choice to leave or stay.
But I got her crying on my shoulder
every time you missed my birthday.
The choice to leave or stay, stay or dip.
Then you went stuck a needle in your arm and flipped
into that monster we all hate.
I throw it all in the lake.
Apr 19, 2015
Apr 19, 2015 at 12:17 AM UTC
I know I a child I was so **** happy
Flippin' through photos of me as a baby
Was that really me? Yes-no-maybe
You see that kid, he's always got a smile
Seems like someones turned that dial
But at least I can keep it on file
It's hard to believe that things were so good
Will I ever find that place I once stood?
Why is it happiness that I can't recall?
After hitting double digits it just hit the wall
Thinkin' bout this life I was handed
Didn't know so many things would be demanded
And now I can barely stand it
I thought my life was so **** great
But only at first when I had a clean plate
Everything I ever needed was there
Then this dreadful world stripped me and left me bare
Learning life and all that **** the hard way
Waking up just to eat the day
Never could I call this place sweet
My payback on the world will never retreat
I was so rich when I had nothing
Couldn't tell my mind was just bluffing
I'm starting to get back on track
First gimme a kiss and then a smack
I'm gonna get my happiness
And not a thing is gonna hold me back
I'm done with this frown
Not even gravity can hold me down
I couldn't give a **** who tells me what
**** outa here scientists
Don't tell me what's wrong with me
That's only gettin' me ******
Somewhere in my mind
The answer must exist
But maybe it has to be this way
I'm supposed to me miserable
Supposed to have nothing
I'm getting tired of this
Getting sick of this
Every time I reach for happiness I only get ******
And now I have to take it all
I gotta take what this place has taken from me
I have Pandora's box without a key
Sometimes it just takes a little push
Instead I have to grab a hammer
And get what I need
I hate how this world can be covered with greed
Jan 25, 2011
Jan 25, 2011 at 11:29 AM UTC
flipping baseball cards
in the flippin' school yard
pictures up, stats down
Drysdale, Koufax, Mantle, Spahn
or vice versa all around
retirement income source lost on the playground...
Oct 25, 2019
Oct 25, 2019 at 3:07 PM UTC
Flow so hot,
I got Satan sweatin
I got ****** more strung up
than a cotton gin
Candy flippin, cross faded-
chase it down with gin
Sep 11, 2015
Sep 11, 2015 at 2:43 PM UTC
55 and very alive
my legs be a kickin
in the main in the game
my beatin heart still tickin
outta bed to clear my head
the pace of life jus quickens
open eyes can see the sky
another day I'm winnin
stuff to do, jus movin through
de pop of life is trippin
me be bop rocks in non-stop
dis musik track be flippin
last dime spent, I still be bent
a mash up life o whippin
been to school, so now its cool
into the grave to be slippin
Music Selection:
Bird and Diz,
Ko Ko
Oakland
1/29/11
jbm
Mar 17, 2013
Mar 17, 2013 at 10:06 AM UTC
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a computer mouse
All of the people and pets
Were nestled in bed
Waiting for a fat man
In a flying -reindeer sled
Just as I ventured
To slip off to sleep
A noise -- maybe a clatter
Was heard from the street
I ran to get me a view
Opening the window
I put my head through
Down on the corner
Across from the jail
A fat drunken bearded man
Was singing off key
Merry Christmas to all you boys
I hope ya all make it out without fail
The kettle had just enough money
To make my own flippin bail
I was annoyed so I yelled down
Go home you soppin santa --you stinkin clown
GO HOME-
So the real Santa might actually appear
F*** off you a** hole he yelled back
As he popped open a beer
I am the real santa you **** head
Then he sorta suggested
My reindeer flew off when I was arrested
Mrs. Clause is so cold
Them elves is lucky they don't get molested
But if you're worried ya won't get your gift
Then get your dumba** down here
And give me a lift
Hastily dressing I wondered
If anyone else might have heard
But the way they were snoring
Obviously they heard not a word
Grabbing a jacket I picked up my keys
Went out to take this crazy drunk home
So that he won't freeze
When I finally found him
It way back behind the dumpster
Where he was tossing his cookies
Being eyeballs by two coppers
Who looked like a pair of rookies
"COME ON " I pleaded " lets get you home"
He peered at his wristwatch"sh** he exclaimed
I'm supposed to be delivering gifts in Maine
He clumped into my new Volvo --stinking of *****
"A Volvo" he sneered why couldn't you drive a Ford ..comet
Then he mumbled some words below his stale breath
And my car floated up in the air -- scaring me to death
He yelled out commands as my car shot forward
"Rides pretty nice" he muttttered" but not as nice as a Ford"
"On Volvo .. On Volvo .. On ..oh heck .. Just hook a left
No nonono I mean right
Then he yelled out the window
MERRY(buuurp) CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD EFFEN
NIGHT. ** ** Cough cough Hoooo!!
Dec 27, 2015
Dec 27, 2015 at 7:36 AM UTC
I’ve stood on the corner and slow danced with death..
Held it’s chilly hand and took a deep breath of stress..
The cold street seemed to even heave a heavy breath..
It’s weight falling and freezing in layers upon my chest..
Everything was wrong, I could feel the need to progress..
Sick of flippin’ bags, ***** deeds, and all the rest..
Hoppin’ from bar to bar, wakin’ up feelin’ like a ****** mess..
Out to party hard, chance the odds and do it all to impress..
But I woke up one morning and knew for sure that I’d digressed..
I’d found a fool in the mirror an all the sudden the facts coalesced..
I needed an out, a place to go, to soul search, a personal expedition..
All I had to find was a suitable place to make the transition..
To shed my filthy skin and leave New York was my only mission..
I had to start the journey that would to bring myself to fruition..
I sold everything I owned and headed to California on intuition..
I stayed in the rut for a minute but finally overcame opposition..
Without a shred of luck, here I am, a straight up redefinition..
I’m cuttin’ everything bad in out my life with surgical precision..
Becoming a free man to follow my life’s greatest ambitions..
Aug 7, 2010
Aug 7, 2010 at 2:53 PM UTC
White Night Gown
I tell you the dude is crazy
he's out of his flippin' mind
why do you think he is here
he wanted his tennis shoes shinned
they hauled him in wearing a jacket with straps
babbling like a clown
so they registered him as a member here
and gave him this white night gown
twittering around here then there
yelling to no one it seems
ranting in cantations of ridiculous rhyme
spilling out Freudian dreams
sometimes whispering thoughts of lust
grabbing and pulling at his chest
puckering his lips like giving a kiss
his random waves of insanity crest
I'm warning you for this final time
there are villains in this town
not everyone knows about them you see
only the man in the white night gown
Gomer LePoet....
Apr 29, 2013
Apr 29, 2013 at 1:47 PM UTC
Everybody passes the buck. We pass it to politicians
They pass it to private owners
Who pass it right on down back to us.
We’re too lazy, nobody wants to work.
Flippin’ burgers at McDonald’s isn’t worth
More than a couple bucks. Give us your life
Give us your labor
We’ll give you death; once we finish
Using you up.
Condemned in the womb of your windowless room.
Attached at the brain, phone chargers like chains
Keeping you lame.
Double click for your fame, lay to sleep all the sane
As they point fingers of blame away from their face.
Jul 18, 2021
Jul 18, 2021 at 1:57 AM UTC
Flipping through nothing
But empty pages
Made me realise,
You see much further
With an open heart
And iridescent eyes.
Jun 21, 2021
Jun 21, 2021 at 1:12 PM UTC
You know, it's funny,
I had that ringing in my ear.
You know, that funny feeling,
A tinglin' in my ear.
So I went a snoopin'
And it's what I've always feared.
He was creepin'
He was sleepin'
With all the volunteers.
"Volunteer?"
With all the volunteers.
"Volunteers! What?"
Yes, with all the volunteers.
He was rollin'
He was dippin'
He was flippin'
He was eatin'-
"Volunteers!"
With all the volunteers.
Feb 15, 2019
Feb 15, 2019 at 8:44 PM UTC
greasy hands
and rusty tools
bolts and shop rags
that dry my tough skin
i see the clock tick down
as me and my brother work away
the money makes us patient
because our time awaits
sick back crack the tall tops
and shots bring back the days when we sat on bar stools and talked ****
but when the magazine cover cops our last names
we will be sittin in the shade and our dickies are in the dryer waiting to be folded
creased and soon we will be pampered on
and we will sit back and smoke cigs and talk about the days when we talked about gettin rich
now were rich and talking about what we will do next
paychecks are old news
the new girls are old news
and the old news are our new stories
just sittin and listenin to wu tang
and sparkin up mexican bluegrass
and not cashin in our g pass
flippin pages
flippin pages
Mar 18, 2013
Mar 18, 2013 at 3:01 AM UTC
I play for a season,
dribbling the ball,
rebounding and blocking.
The awards are received,
none given to me.
I had fun,
I am proud.
But that's not good enough.
I need an award,
a plastic trophy to prove that I'm worthy.
Mom says it's not fair;
my brothers and sister nod in agreement.
I had fun,
not you.
What does a stupid piece of plastic,
a flippin dollar-store prize,
matter?
Leave me alone!
stop yelling at me for it!
May 6, 2014
May 6, 2014 at 11:41 PM UTC
Throwing bait
waiting for a bite
mentally nailed down, way too flippin tight
I can't wait
as trolls attempt to engage
full of nothing more than anger, jealousy, and rage
Bring it on
let's *** her done
let's see what you can do
Attack as you will
and have your fun
can tell, you ain't got a clue
Trolls are so limited
yes Virginia, I'm afraid it's true
Trolling for trolls, an easy thing, flinging their monkey poo
Mar 21, 2017
Mar 21, 2017 at 7:38 AM UTC