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dedicated to all the better poets here... don't know much about a quatrain don't know how to write a refrain, surely could not compose a courtyard elegy maybe after and still untilled, I been buried, 'n checked out the neighborhood competition... as for limerick, that is Dr. Seuss and Ogden Nash's shtick with whom, eye, a believed descendant, cannot compete... Oh dear me,   no ode node-ed within, as for a pastoral, kinda hard to feat, where I live, a pastoral is grass cracks surviving under, breaking through to the other side of concrete and blacktop rulers Maybe one of you will haiku, send us a senryu, send off, see ya! the doc once diagnosed a severe case of inflamed iambic pentametery, with antibiotics and a diet of Hamletery, was cured most satisfactorily this silly pen-man-sinking-ship ain't capable of dat, boy how 'bout an epitaph for a graveyard stone, should be plenty of room... as it will be plenty short... all eye see and all eye know is vignettes that birth in me walking down the street, that's my bread and butter, my soul's delicacies... and moments that recorded here, for a posteriored posterity, as noted in my all my living testaments, drinking and spilling the vin, from the uninvented igniting vignettes that consecrate and connect our knowing each other though odds are we will never meet...we can yet drink together ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Don't know much about the French I took. But I do know that I love you, And I know that if you love me, too, What a wonderful world this would be."
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May 3, 2015
May 3, 2015 at 7:50 AM UTC
why eye drink the vin in vignette (for all the better poets here)
dedicated to all the better poets here... don't know much about a quatrain don't know how to write a refrain, surely could not compose a courtyard elegy maybe after and still untilled, I been buried, 'n checked out the neighborhood competition... as for limerick, that is Dr. Seuss and Ogden Nash's shtick with whom, eye, a believed descendant, cannot compete... Oh dear me,   no ode node-ed within, as for a pastoral, kinda hard to feat, where I live, a pastoral is grass cracks surviving under, breaking through to the other side of concrete and blacktop rulers Maybe one of you will haiku, send us a senryu, send off, see ya! the doc once diagnosed a severe case of inflamed iambic pentametery, with antibiotics and a diet of Hamletery, was cured most satisfactorily this silly pen-man-sinking-ship ain't capable of dat, boy how 'bout an epitaph for a graveyard stone, should be plenty of room... as it will be plenty short... all eye see and all eye know is vignettes that birth in me walking down the street, that's my bread and butter, my soul's delicacies... and moments that recorded here, for a posteriored posterity, as noted in my all my living testaments, drinking and spilling the vin, from the uninvented igniting vignettes that consecrate and connect our knowing each other though odds are we will never meet...we can yet drink together ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Don't know much about the French I took. But I do know that I love you, And I know that if you love me, too, What a wonderful world this would be."
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**The band starts playing at a ***** and crowded backyard. Rebellious youth gather to cast their vote with the stomping of their doc martin boots. Beer cans everywhere, everyone's trying to let loose the raw stranglehold their society has produced. The guitars go off and the ritual begins. First they assemble in the heart of the pit. In the center individual tragedies bring fourth the wrath of a God's army. Anarchy you call it, Ha! I call it reassurance, reassurance that this anger is surely communal. I never saw it more clearer, the youth's power to resist: If the government wont hear us, we will create our own sound even under the batons of fascism, we spit on your rule, your control of our art. We wont bow down to a law with our names written all over it, while another politician walks free from corruption. While another officer guns down an un armed child and calls it self-defense. While suspicious mass shootings continue to occur and mass cameras grow in recording. While you send more people off to war for another countries resources. These thoughts explode out of me into shoves, screams, ****** cuts, reckless behavior, and then finally release. Pure psychiatric release.**
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Jul 18, 2014
Jul 18, 2014 at 5:36 AM UTC
The Pit
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.' 'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore. 'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.' 'Yes, I know, I heard you before. Be patient dear man who is drowning, You, see I've got a disease. I'm waiting for a Doctor J. Browning. So do be patient please.' 'How long, ' said the man who was drowning. 'Will it take for the Doc to arrive? ' 'Not very long, ' said the man with the disease. 'Till then try staying alive.' 'Very well, ' said the man who was drowning. 'I'll try and stay afloat. By reciting the poems of Browning And other things he wrote.' 'Help, help, ' said the man with the disease, 'I suddenly feel quite ill.' 'Keep calm.' said the man who was drowning, ' Breathe deeply and lie quite still.' 'Oh dear, ' said the man with the awful disease. 'I think I'm going to die.' 'Farewell, ' said the man who was drowning. Said the man with the disease, 'goodbye.' So the man who was drowning, drownded And the man with the disease past away. But apart from that, And a fire in my flat, It's been a very nice day.
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Have A Nice Day
Mrs. Claus was at the door Making sure that Santa knew He had to see the doctor He must be there by two Santa gruffed and grumbled Said there's too much to be done "You know I hate the doctor" "The doctor's just no fun" Mrs. Claus held fast and said "You do this every year" "and you always have a new excuse" "when the appointment time is near" Santa, said he'd do it Although, it was done under duress He could run an elven workshop But the doctor, was more stress He made it to the office At two, precisely on the nose The first thing the nurse said was "Santa, take off all your clothes" "You know we have to weigh you" "It's in the contract that you signed" "A little extra weight shift" "Could get the sleigh all misaligned" The scale said way past jolly He was twenty pounds past plump He was just below horrendous Santa Claus was one fat lump The doctor read the clipboard And made a tsk tsk tsking sound He said "Santa, you're much bigger" "You're almost 5 full feet around" "I have with me a letter" "That the vet asked me to read" "It says unless you drop some blubber" "Four more reindeer you will need" "Now, every story book out there" "Names eight reindeer in line" "And since you hired Rudolph" "A lot have you with nine" "But the vet now says you need thirteen" "To get up in the sky" "You've got to change your diet" "Santa, please lay off the pie" "I'm not saying all at once" "But, you've got to drop some weight" "Or, you'll be dropping gifts by plane" "And you'll still be over weight" Santa tried a little laugh, Not a full out ** ** ** Truth be told, he'd lose his breath He knew the weight would have to go He got down off the table Put on his hat, and Santa Suit He looked as red as ever When he tried to reach his boot The doctor said "Good God Man" "You can't go up like that" Santa said "I'm fine doc" "The kids want a Santa that is fat" "There's a difference between jolly" "Like the elf you're supposed to be" "But Santa, count your chins man," "I lose count at twenty three" "The elves are under orders" "Not to load the magic sleigh" "Until you commit to weight loss" "And you promise right away" "I know that you are Santa" "And for this I may get coal" "But, your wife, Santa...she scares me" "She said she'd put me in a hole" "Santa, lose some poundage" "Give it just a little try" "It's not right...thirteen reindeer" "Flying through the Christmas sky" "I know it's confidential" "what has happened here today" "But, Santa...I will tell her" "If you don't...and right away" Santa, said he'd try to He said "just tell me what to do" "Truth be told there doctor" "The woman scares me too!!!"
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Nov 29, 2015
Nov 29, 2015 at 10:24 PM UTC
Santa at The Doctor
Mrs. Claus was at the door Making sure that Santa knew He had to see the doctor He must be there by two Santa gruffed and grumbled Said there's too much to be done "You know I hate the doctor" "The doctor's just no fun" Mrs. Claus held fast and said "You do this every year" "and you always have a new excuse" "when the appointment time is near" Santa, said he'd do it Although, it was done under duress He could run an elven workshop But the doctor, was more stress He made it to the office At two, precisely on the nose The first thing the nurse said was "Santa, take off all your clothes" "You know we have to weigh you" "It's in the contract that you signed" "A little extra weight shift" "Could get the sleigh all misaligned" The scale said way past jolly He was twenty pounds past plump He was just below horrendous Santa Claus was one fat lump The doctor read the clipboard And made a tsk tsk tsking sound He said "Santa, you're much bigger" "You're almost 5 full feet around" "I have with me a letter" "That the vet asked me to read" "It says unless you drop some blubber" "Four more reindeer you will need" "Now, every story book out there" "Names eight reindeer in line" "And since you hired Rudolph" "A lot have you with nine" "But the vet now says you need thirteen" "To get up in the sky" "You've got to change your diet" "Santa, please lay off the pie" "I'm not saying all at once" "But, you've got to drop some weight" "Or, you'll be dropping gifts by plane" "And you'll still be over weight" Santa tried a little laugh, Not a full out ** ** ** Truth be told, he'd lose his breath He knew the weight would have to go He got down off the table Put on his hat, and Santa Suit He looked as red as ever When he tried to reach his boot The doctor said "Good God Man" "You can't go up like that" Santa said "I'm fine doc" "The kids want a Santa that is fat" "There's a difference between jolly" "Like the elf you're supposed to be" "But Santa, count your chins man," "I lose count at twenty three" "The elves are under orders" "Not to load the magic sleigh" "Until you commit to weight loss" "And you promise right away" "I know that you are Santa" "And for this I may get coal" "But, your wife, Santa...she scares me" "She said she'd put me in a hole" "Santa, lose some poundage" "Give it just a little try" "It's not right...thirteen reindeer" "Flying through the Christmas sky" "I know it's confidential" "what has happened here today" "But, Santa...I will tell her" "If you don't...and right away" Santa, said he'd try to He said "just tell me what to do" "Truth be told there doctor" "The woman scares me too!!!"
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He is, the mystery man. Walking at night. He is the mystery man. Always out of sight. The mystery man, is odd he comes at night, leaves at dawn. The mystery man, is as tall as a rod He is all brains, no brawn. We spend our time, you and I, thinking, "Who is the mystery man?" Is he a cop? a doc? or a spy? Does he drive a bus? a car? or a van? The world needs the mystery man. He makes us all feel safe. The mystery man always has a plan. He is always there, watching. Some say, we don't need the mystery man, they say he is a nuisance. Others say, since he came, life has been an improvement. He does not seek glory, He does not seek fame. He only seeks a place in someone's story, to be remembered, but never by name. Thank you to those who try to make people's lives better, even if they don't know it. Thank you to all the "mystery men".
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Jan 29, 2019
Jan 29, 2019 at 4:52 PM UTC
The Mystery Man
from an idea by Sheila Sharpe In the foul heat and damp and rot and stench After dusting off 1 the bodies of dead pals The living and the dead, the living dead Old Boats 2 lit off a cigarette and growled “They say this stuff’ll **** ya.” 1 Dustoff – noun.  Dust off – verb with an adverb.  A dustoff is a medical evacuation via helicopter, as in “Doc, your dustoff will be here in three.”  To dust off a patient, then, is to transport a patient, not to tidy him.  I have recently read detailed arguments about the terms dustoff, dust off, and medevac, but no one quibbled about such minutiae along the Cambodian border.   2 Boats – a boatswain’s mate, the brains and muscle of the Navy.  Boatswain’s mates do it all and are seldom acknowledged in history or art, not even in the recent film about Dunkirk.  A boatswain’s mate is often addressed as Boats, and always with deference, even by the C.O.
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Jul 22, 2018
Jul 22, 2018 at 3:49 PM UTC
The Dangers of Smoking after Heaving the Dead into a Helicopter
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Jun 2, 2015
Jun 2, 2015 at 6:14 PM UTC
Wanna Play Doctor?
I was sure that this feeling was gone for good, but trial and error has yielded more error than it should and I’m beginning to think that I can’t do all the things I’ve so resolutely sworn that I would. I can’t blame inadequacy on those little pink pills, Doc prescribed my anxiety for three years and still to this day I wonder where I’d be if side-effects hadn’t brought out the demons in me. But now, dearest reader, I’m finally free. But freedom, well, it’s a bitter pill to swallow, because now, who’s to blame when that eerily hollow, haunting feeling creeps up behind me? When the only thing in the room is the mirror beside me, and I’m watching me stare back at me and I’m seeing what I’ve always seen and I swore, christ, I swore on everything that this would be my awakening. But. It wasn’t. Yeah, I swore that this feeling was gone for good, but winter’s brought it back like part of me always knew it would. So I’ll hide blame under the furniture, in dark the corners of this room and hope I’ll learn what it means to let go sometime soon.
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Oct 26, 2012
Oct 26, 2012 at 4:21 PM UTC
Bitter Pills
Ngayong araw ako'y siyang naatasan Na ipakilala ang ating kaybigan Mahirap sabihin, ang inyo nang alam Kaylangang galing nya'y bigyang katarungan Sikat sadya itong ating kaibigan Pang-showbiz ang dating, pinagkakagul'han Pagkat nang magsabog d’yos ng kagwapuhan Tabo lang dala ko, sa kanya'y "orocan" Ngunit bahagi lang 'yon ng katangian Kung bakit sya'y tunay na hinahangaan Talino at t’yaga ang kanyang puhunan Sa pag-aaral ng buhay, kalikasan Sya'y taong tunay ang angking kabaitan Na dama ng tao, hayop at halaman Sa dami ng kanyang lathalaing-agham Sierra Madre'y nginig, kapag nagtimbangan Palaka, butiki, ahas at butaan Nang dahil sa kanya'y lalong natutunan Lumaki't lumawak ating kaalaman Kung kaya't umani laksang karangalan Alam kong sa bawat uri ng palaka O ibang buhay na sa mundo'y mawala Kasama natin s’yang lungkot na luluha Pagkat magkaugnay ang lahat sa lupa Dedikasyon niya ay dapat tularan Ipakilala s’ya'y isang karangalan Si Arvin Diesmos po, Syentistang huwaran Samahan n'yo akong siya'y palakpakan!
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Sep 28, 2017
Sep 28, 2017 at 4:54 AM UTC
Pagpapakilala Kay Doc Arvin
The Warden announces; as the Diseased children cower in fear, The mother stands beside the Warden. "Evy'body remain calm, The Plague doc'or is 'ere!" May God forbid; That you ever see that Mask, Those cloaks, those masks, those herbs and flasks... It creeps towards the children; Looming in the silence. equipped with little mind for medicine, a cane for violence. Those soulless eyes, the Putridly herbal aroma close, they despise, but this masked creature ignores their cries. The warden feeding mother Lies. Dimly lit the cold room, the pungent fume, ''I'll leave 'im to it" The warden leaves. but the Doctor stays and silently breathes. Question on the matter if this Doctor's even Sane, As it stares upon the child then whips him with the cane. No Law defies, the Mother Cries. Pulling out it's Vials of vial Herbs, this Freak, Staring coldly around the silent room, pointing everywhere, it's beak. It passes the two Children pouches of leaves; Mother grieving, everybody remain Calm, The Plague Doctor is leaving!
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Dec 20, 2017
Dec 20, 2017 at 7:06 AM UTC
The Plague Doctor
Once I knew a spider wore Doc Martens on his feet, eight holes on eight hairy legs he wasn't too discrete. He rode a lengthy shadow while he stomped around the floor this micro “muy macho” unabashedly cocksure I trapped him in a glass one night And told him at the door “My wife she doesn't like you don’t you come around no more” But spiders rarely listen and ignoring my request next evening he returned once more our octo-booted guest
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Feb 20, 2015
Feb 20, 2015 at 7:57 AM UTC
Spider
Calf augmentation => silicon implantation Endoscopy, otoplasty, baby Mentoplasty, rhinoplasty, scalpel Juvederm at 4, Starbucks pit-stop right after, pop some xany's and go Chemical peel, dermabrasion Dr. Unknown PhD. meet patient Montag XR3. Brain stimulation, kneecap replacement Doc, I'm starting to miss the table, is this a complication I should expect? Fat grafting, bone grafting, mystic tanning (what really is natural nowadays?) Chin reconstruction, laser resurfacing, (what really is me anyways?) Consultation with your post-op pain, It's gonna be "Ouchy" for a month, but worth it in the end. Self-esteem scan shows a cancerous tumor and growth Yuck And here I thought plastic was "cancer-free"?
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Apr 9, 2012
Apr 9, 2012 at 11:43 PM UTC
Ken Doll
I’m not feeling all that well, my friends. It’s been that way forever. You could see the clearest of days; I would see stormy weather. The doc said that there’s nothing we can do. He said, “Just blame it on the low dopamine and the serotonin blues.” Now some pills will make it all better; others will make it much worse. It feels like I’m in a witch hunt and everyone else threw the curse. I really could use me a broom; this is true. I’ll just get away from the low dopamine and the serotonin blues. I just can’t get out of bed today when it feels like I just jumped in. With this little game of counting sheep, you know that I just can’t win. The mathematician will be retiring soon. He has a bad case of the low dopamine and the serotonin blues. The hours—they turn to days. The days just turn to weeks. A squirrel just had his nuts drop. You can bet it’s one of the meek. Whatever sound, it really was in good tune. Perhaps it was the low dopamine and the serotonin blues. It’s time to get the oil changed— getting thicker deep inside. If I get a few more things fixed up, I’ll have me a real fine ride with a radio inside that ride just for my crew, one that plays my low dopamine and my serotonin blues. So the ambulating bandleader quit. I think that he’s still on the mend. He claims that bad-boy poetry could lead to a worldwide trend. All agree this cat has way overpaid his dues. It’s only the low dopamine and the serotonin blues.
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Jul 26, 2014
Jul 26, 2014 at 5:13 PM UTC
Low Dopamine and the Serotonin Blues
OLD HOUSE They retain precious memories, intimate feelings of inhabitants passing through its sagging doors. Romantic are seekers of forgotten times memories encased in hard wood floors; as lath plastered walls ooze remnants of a history while we; when inclined listen. We don't go very often, to abandon houses, perhaps on a dare, or at Halloween. Are we passed enjoying extremes into this another world, musty energy a curious child. That was the yesterday which now waits behind musty, dusty, derelict halls. I stand I stand at paint chipped banister, a faded worn carpet once carried dancing feet, children playing before they sleep. The broken coat tree on the floor. From the third floor murmuring, a wind storm jars loose fears, of time once lost to dreams. Echos billow from each room, curtains hanging yellowed by a sun where dancing light through holes in damask lace. Mice gremlin's artful droppings, tracks of nature on dirt strewn floor. Broken shards from window panes, confetti after New Years day. Branches scratched etched paths, tracks like graffiti on sill its unread words, a glif eerily cast shadows trigger echos from the past. Jagged memories protrude from every corner mixing with new, enriching our fantasies bringing us closer renewed; these musty memories long forgotten. Like waves rushing back; flooding a mind like broken dikes they crash into our world, Rembrandt's paintings on canvas fading. Silent footsteps outside a door, we hear laughter from bedroom walls; a smell a whiff of hot butter *** silent conversation coming our way. Old Doc Masters listened at my chest, as I read all by candle light, Sherlock detective stories or the Tell Tale Heart of Poe or Othello; all masters in the past. A Grandfather clock stands silent, keeping time, lost its tick yet still striking, it stands tall, upon a clueless floor. Knowledge lost to a past in a house so worn, births, deaths, wars, wrapped forgotten, encased by neglect, I visited a house besotted, neglected waiting to be remodeled into another century moving it to present times. Ajerry Archival Jan 5, 2011
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Nov 1, 2013
Nov 1, 2013 at 2:46 PM UTC
Memories of an Old Houses
OLD HOUSE They retain precious memories, intimate feelings of inhabitants passing through its sagging doors. Romantic are seekers of forgotten times memories encased in hard wood floors; as lath plastered walls ooze remnants of a history while we; when inclined listen. We don't go very often, to abandon houses, perhaps on a dare, or at Halloween. Are we passed enjoying extremes into this another world, musty energy a curious child. That was the yesterday which now waits behind musty, dusty, derelict halls. I stand I stand at paint chipped banister, a faded worn carpet once carried dancing feet, children playing before they sleep. The broken coat tree on the floor. From the third floor murmuring, a wind storm jars loose fears, of time once lost to dreams. Echos billow from each room, curtains hanging yellowed by a sun where dancing light through holes in damask lace. Mice gremlin's artful droppings, tracks of nature on dirt strewn floor. Broken shards from window panes, confetti after New Years day. Branches scratched etched paths, tracks like graffiti on sill its unread words, a glif eerily cast shadows trigger echos from the past. Jagged memories protrude from every corner mixing with new, enriching our fantasies bringing us closer renewed; these musty memories long forgotten. Like waves rushing back; flooding a mind like broken dikes they crash into our world, Rembrandt's paintings on canvas fading. Silent footsteps outside a door, we hear laughter from bedroom walls; a smell a whiff of hot butter *** silent conversation coming our way. Old Doc Masters listened at my chest, as I read all by candle light, Sherlock detective stories or the Tell Tale Heart of Poe or Othello; all masters in the past. A Grandfather clock stands silent, keeping time, lost its tick yet still striking, it stands tall, upon a clueless floor. Knowledge lost to a past in a house so worn, births, deaths, wars, wrapped forgotten, encased by neglect, I visited a house besotted, neglected waiting to be remodeled into another century moving it to present times. Ajerry Archival Jan 5, 2011
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Look around, You will find all eyes down; some expressionless, some desperate, and few smiling! Both tiny and fatty thumbs yearning for a rest, after typing those texts. Some consulting the Doc for having a smartphone thumb and some for lacking vitamin D! Posts wanting more and more likes. Kilograms of followers on Instagram! Swapping stories on Whatsapp! Unopened notebooks when you have a Facebook! Television screens consigned to oblivion when you have a Youtube! Discovering the veiled world, missing the real scenes around. Emoticons spreading fake feelings, Stupefying infants swiping through the screens, Kids imploring to their parents- To drag out the patterns. What is more satisfying? Hitting play button on the screen or Hitting a six on the field? Carting products online or Shopping on a girls day out? Dribbling a basket ball or Dragging down the newsfeed? Watching daily soaps without a dish or Helping your mother out to wash the dish? Sharing the snaps of poverty and hunger or Reaching out to them with eager? A game of candy crush or Gifting a candy to your crush? I feel like whooping out to myself and to people around; To raise their heads and Look around!
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Jul 18, 2017
Jul 18, 2017 at 11:22 AM UTC
The New Gen
In west Virginia, they do things different they don't want to advance too soon if you don't believe me let me take you to a west Virginia emergency room deer hair sutures for stitching you up then a duct tape bandage on your wound redneck responses by physicians doc needs a break to spit in the spittoon this one is in critical condition this poor feller has run out of luck doctor redneck turns to mention "go get my gun out of my truck"
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Jan 17, 2015
Jan 17, 2015 at 9:00 AM UTC
the redneck medical association
the land very well of my tongue but I was asked to know the tongue of my land in the tongue of my land. doc the veterinarian hired me anyway. I was to myself in the dog cages and in their runs I would kneel and let the hose seize with water. I was to myself in the sick and brick room fearful the slow cat would rent with its curl my stomach. I was to myself when the parrot so parrot told me in so many words separated partially its upper bill on purpose. was I dumped the dogs full asleep and half from a wheelbarrow into a pit and I in trouble doing it when we were busy. was I would basket my arms upside down above three dogs a day at most while the needle made sometimes the back of my hand and somehow on that four dog day my chin such that it got me my funny talk and fired and I had to tell my home early dad.
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Jul 13, 2012
Jul 13, 2012 at 1:15 PM UTC
carrion and the jargon
I bet you didn't know that the 7 dwarfs Used to work for Santa Claus Yep, they all got fired from the north pole Cause they kept breaking too many laws See, Doc was the north pole physician He tended to those who were afflicted But he was writing too many prescriptions And three hundred elves got addicted Then we have the dwarf called Sneezy Sneezy became a problem too Everywhere he goes he's blowing his nose And they all came down with the flu Next we have the dwarf named Sleepy Now this one should speak for itself He was always found somewhere laying down Curled up in a corner on a shelf Then there's the dwarf called Bashful This one was just way too shy And when they finally gave him his pink slip He was too embarressed to say goodbye That brings us to the dwarf named Happy Now he was just a bundle of joy But they just couldn't get him to do any work Cause he was always playing with the toys And of course we can't forget about ***** This one always did what they said But he was a little slow, if you know what I mean And they think he was dropped on his head And last but not least we have Grumpy He would stay out drinking all night Now he was the the north pole's problem child Cause he was always starting all the fights Well that's the end of my story And I really hope you're not annoyed Did I tell you Snow White fired them too? Yep, all seven dwarfs are unemployed
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Apr 7, 2010
Apr 7, 2010 at 11:06 AM UTC
Santa Claus and the 7 Dwarfs
Rat Farts Once again me and my baby have split now I'm all alone and feeling like doodoo Im bettin' for sure you thought I'd say **** can't talk like that when I'm wearin' my tutu the Doobies in the background rockin' it out smoked one myself now at least I am writing stuffing my face with my homemade sour ***** next on my jukebox is a song 5 for fighting I usually can find a good way to ***** up too often my mouth gets in the way of my brain I once stood in front of the asylum with a cup trying to convince everyone that I was insane one more hit should make the trip complete crap, now I spilled a bowl of chili on my shorts sitting here staring at the warts on my feet another trip to the doc what can I say but rat farts   Gomer and Morpheus
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Sep 26, 2011
Sep 26, 2011 at 8:37 AM UTC
Rat Farts
Poison Ivy, red rash on my limbs. To the Doc I go, a shot will do. It grows on trees, but they're immune, their limbs aren't itching. *Thanks ~timothy~ for a new style. This is a syllabic poem in seven lines  4/5 5/4 4/4/5 Unrhymed Lines 1 and 2   INTRODUCE the SUBJECT Lines 3 and 4   AMPLIFY what is affected by the image/subject. Line 5 thru 7    Focus on NEW SUBJECT that complements and provides a meditative conclusion. Shanzi may be Titled*
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Apr 29, 2013
Apr 29, 2013 at 5:23 PM UTC
Poison Ivy ( a Shanzi )
.                             Ho w                        about I come                      to your place to                     night,so I can sho                   w you the growth                      ofmy natural log                      I'm  not being ob                      tuse, you  are  be                      ing a cute girl . Y                      ou mustbe the sq                      are root of -1 bec                      ause you can't be                      real. The  derivat                      ive ofmy love for                      you is 0,  because                      my lovefor you is                      constant.  Why d                      on't we use some                      Fourier  analysis                      on  our   relation                      ship  and  reduce                      to a  series of Sim                      ple     per io doc          Fun ctions.                I wish i was  your calculus home  work, because then I'd be hard and   you  'd be doing me on yo ur desk.Hey, baby     want to squeeze my   Theorem while            I     poly   your        n   o    m                        i   a     l
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Dec 19, 2014
Dec 19, 2014 at 11:04 AM UTC
A Cute Girl
.                             Ho w                        about I come                      to your place to                     night,so I can sho                   w you the growth                      ofmy natural log                      I'm  not being ob                      tuse, you  are  be                      ing a cute girl . Y                      ou mustbe the sq                      are root of -1 bec                      ause you can't be                      real. The  derivat                      ive ofmy love for                      you is 0,  because                      my lovefor you is                      constant.  Why d                      on't we use some                      Fourier  analysis                      on  our   relation                      ship  and  reduce                      to a  series of Sim                      ple     per io doc          Fun ctions.                I wish i was  your calculus home  work, because then I'd be hard and   you  'd be doing me on yo ur desk.Hey, baby     want to squeeze my   Theorem while            I     poly   your        n   o    m                        i   a     l
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dissipated and disillusioned worms eating through the last splinters of the rotting universal wood. the last transmission of regret sent electronically, spluttered, into a tissue; in a moment of self indulgent ********** live showings of vicious execution, transmitted directly from the electromagnetic waves into the alpha waves of the young and naive. Desensitization, the last drops of humanity into complete disengagement. endlessly recycled bohemian ideologies whispered into the ear of the eager idealist. spreading like fire, before burning out into the uncatchable reverie up with the stars, with all the other reveries, shining bright, intangible. Instant dismissal from the old man, as the big curtain draws. Cynicism and fragmented past, falling on apathetic eyes, a proud man treat with a padded hand. faux sympathetic tones, blushing cheeks on old bones. Begging with your body crumbling to dust with the disinterested doc, looking at the clock counting the milliseconds to the paycheck. Decomposing until you can be swept under the perpetual rug with the rest, Vacuum.
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Jun 12, 2014
Jun 12, 2014 at 12:11 PM UTC
Vacuum
Im writing on a doc, ignorin’ that time on the clock cause a day without writing, is like a day without kiting. i run cross country.
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Feb 12, 2014
Feb 12, 2014 at 10:06 PM UTC
I run cross country.
I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas Not like the ones we used to know Where the hoods and robes are making things all ***** Those kooks dressed up white as snow I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas His uni underneath the tree With his new Doc Martins That he'll look smart in To show his mentality I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas I'm glad it only is one night With his new plaid shirt on This racist ***** Hia tree...has no coloured lights I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas What would he do if he just knew The KKK man Had better re-plan His Christ....he was born a jew I wish everyone a Merry Christmas, black or white, green or grey, red, brown and yellow. Have a wonderful Christmas Season, because it is Christmas after all.....and remember, this is just a poem, just fiction. I want a White Christmas, but, one with every colour of the rainbow treated equally, and hopefully some nice prezzies and a song or two by Andy Williams and Bing Crosby. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
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Dec 5, 2013
Dec 5, 2013 at 11:12 AM UTC
I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas
You at least went. so that meant the party could finally be awkward. that's homeroom at your personal Harvard your low self esteem was the head dean [ claimed you had promise ] then promptly vomits but you promised to maim your lollipops with hot topic's most goth night-shade of hemlock iron-on, henna tattoos for your thin lips. like two gates to a birdcage where you keep ravens... pecking the tip of your tongue where your brave words die for lack of oxygen... pecking the flesh off the skeleton key to the heart of your insightful comment,... stymied - a black raven savors the succulent eyes of your hurricanes, so braille maps for blind rage fly off the shelves... fly like led zeppelins to fresh hell. you lose your window seat on the wing of a prayer to Charles Bukowski. now you're scowling a gilded smile at all the Ed Hardlys'... good thing you brought Jello Biafra Shots to the shindig... cubes of gelatinous absinthe each with a sugar box lodged in supermax insecurity prisms... fey emeralds. monochrome rubicons you pop when cross. like wainscoting the panic room that came with a deejay who thinks you're a boy who got lost.
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Jun 5, 2013
Jun 5, 2013 at 7:10 AM UTC
When Shrinking Violets Shrink To Misfit In Doc Martins