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MARK RIORDAN Sep 2017
HUGH HEFNER HAS PASSED AWAY
A PIONEER OF HIS TIME
THE FOUNDER OF THE ******* MAGAZINE
HIS LIFE WAS SUCH A CRIME



ALWAYS IN HIS SMOKING JACKET
HE LIVED IN THE ******* MANSION
WITH **** LADIES BY HIS SIDE


ALWAYS THE GRINNER AND *******
WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HIDE



IN 1953 THE ******* MAGAZINE WAS BORN
THE FIRST ISSUE HAD MARILYN MONROE
APPEARING IN THE ****


OH MY GOD WHAT A SHOCK
PLEASE DON'T BE SUCH A *****


REST IN PEACE HUGH
JUST OF PRESIDENT TRUMP THE WORLDS MOST EXOTIC ******* AND LOVER HAS PASSED AWAY ******* MAGAZINE AND THE ******* MANSION SO ICONIC.
MARK RIORDAN Nov 2020
PRESIDENT TRUMP DECIDES NOT TO GO
THE WHITE HOUSE I WONT LEAVE
I HAVE WON THE ELECTION
HIS AVID SUPPORTERS ALL GRIEVE


MY PATH OF AMERICAN DESTRUCTION
NOW IS TARGETED AT THE CONSTITUTION
I AM NOW NOT EXCEPTING DEMOCARY
JOE BIDEN WILL NOW FEEL MY RETRIBUTION
PLEASE BE PRESIDENTIAL TRUMP YES FOLLOW YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS BUT IF YOU FIND THERE IS NO WAY TO UPTURN THE ELECTION HAND OVER TO BIDEN WITH HUMILITY AND GRACE NOT LIKE A SPOILED CHILD.
MARK RIORDAN May 2020
HOW DID THIS AUSTRALIAN POET
START COMPOSING POEMS ABOUT TRUMP
FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW HIM
HE WAS LIKE A CAMELS ****


HE WAS FULL OF HIMSELF
HE COULD DO NO WRONG
HE WANTED TO BE PRESIDENT
HE SANG HIS OWN SONG


I AM THE GREATEST
THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
YOU CAN WATCH ME ON FOX NEWS
ON YOUR TELEVISION SCREEN


I WILL LEAD THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
AND MAKE AMERICA VERY STRONG
I REALLY SHOULD OF TOLD YOU
I DON'T KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG


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MARK RIORDAN Apr 2017
I CANNOT HAVE WHAT
I CANNOT SEE AND
I CANNOT DO WHAT
I CANNOT BE


I CANNOT LOVE WHAT
I CANNOT KNOW
I CANNOT HAVE IF
I CANNOT LET GO


I CANNOT DEVOUR IF
I CANNOT HUNGER
I CANNOT DEVOTE IF
I CANNOT ANY LONGER


I CANNOT DELIVER WHAT
I CANNOT HOLD
I CANNOT DIVULGE IF
I CANNOT UNFOLD


I CANNOT LOVE IF
I CANNOT LET GO
I CANNOT FIND LOVE IF
I CANNOT KNOW
I HOPE THIS IS A HAPPIER POEM I AM SORRY FOR PUTTING SO MANY DARK POEMS ON OF LATE. BUT OUR FUTURE I THINK IS UNDER A CLOUD. MORE HAPPY ONES ARE TOO FOLLOW.
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2017
WASHINGTON IRVING WROTE A NOVEL
ABOUT ICHABOD CRANE
LITTLE SLEEPY HOLLOW
WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

LITTLE SLEEPY HOLLOW WAS CURSED
BY A HORSEMAN MOST DREAD
HE WAS RIDING IN SLEEPY HOLLOW
IN SEARCH OF HIS HEAD

THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN WAS
IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR
SO FOR HIM SEARCHING FOR HIS HEAD
WAS NEVER A CHORE

ICHABOD CRANE WAS
A TEACHER MOST STRICT
WEATHER THE GHOST STORIES WERE TRUE
WHO COULD EVER PREDICT

ICHABOD TEACHES THE CHILDREN
OF FARMERS IN THE VILLAGE
BUT ITS THE YOUNG GIRLS OF FARMERS
HE SECRETLY WANTS TOO PILLAGE

KATRINA VAN TASSEL A
BEAUTIFUL YOUNG STUDENT
ICHABOD FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER
BUT WAS IT VERY PRUDENT

HE WAS INVITED TO THE TASSELS
FOR A PARTY MOST RARE
KATRINA AT THE PARTY
DISMISSES HIS WITHOUT CARE

ICHABOD LEAVES THAT NIGHT
ON HIS HORSE HE RIDES
ITS AN EERILY DARK PATH
HIS HORSE DOSE STRIDE

ICHABOD IS SCARED AND SEES
A LARGE DARK MAN
HE YELLS TO THE STRANGER
AS LOUD AS HE CAN

SO ICHABOD RIDES SCARED AND FAST
BUT ALONG SIDE COMES THE MAN
NOT WILLING TOO PASS

ICHABOD NOTICES THE RIDER
REALLY HAS NO HEAD
THIS JUST FILLS ICHABOD
WITH THE MOST SINFUL DREAD

ICHABOD AND THE STRANGER
RACE TO THE TOWN CHURCH
FOR THIS IS WHERE THE GHOST STORIES
FIRST CAME TO BIRTH

ICHABOD RACES TO THE BRIDGE
AND NERVOUSLY LOOKS BACK
THE STRANGER HAS DISAPPEARED
OFF THE GHOSTLY TRACK

BUT HE NOTICES THE STRANGER
HIS HEAD HE DOSE HURL
ICHABOD FALLS OF THE HORSE
HIS WORLD IS IN A WHIRL

THE NEXT DAY ICHABOD'S
HORSE FINALLY RETURNS HOME
WHERE IS ICHABOD
WHERE DID HE ROAM

THEY LOOK FOR ICHABOD
AND FIND HOOF PRINTS
AND ICHABOD'S HAT
SO NOW THE FOLKLORE IS BORN
IN SLEEPY HOLLOW THAT'S THAT

" WISDOM IS LIKE MANURE IT'S NO GOOD UNLESS IT'S SPREAD AROUND ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO GROW"
MY BOOK " TELL ME STRANGE THINGS" THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW A 16 VERSE EXPLOSION OF RHYME.
MARK RIORDAN Apr 2017
I HAVE COMPOSED OVER 1500 POEMS
FROM EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MAN
FROM THE WAR IN SYRIA
TO THE COLOSSUS OF JAPAN


FROM BREXIT IN THE UK
TO THE ELECTION OF DONALD TRUMP
FROM THE STOCK MARKET CRASH
TO THE FOUNDERS OF ECKY THUMP


FORM THE PASSING OF LEGENDS
AND THE BIRTHDAY OF THE QUEEN
FORM THE WAR IN KOREA
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN


TO THE OLDEST CITIZEN PASSING AWAY
TO THE OCEAN LINERS OF THE SEA
BUT THE BEST POEMS OF ALL
ARE ABOUT LITTLE OLD ME
A HAPPY POEM 1500 NOW WOW
MARK RIORDAN Apr 2017
HER MAJESTY LOVES HER CHOCOLATE BISCUIT CAKE
SHE TAKES IT EVERY WHERE
PEOPLE LOVE TIM TAMS AND CHOCOLATE
WITH SWEETS YOU REALLY CARE


IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A NIBBLE
ON THE SWEETS YOU LOVE THE MOST
HER MAJESTY LOVES HER CHOCOLATE BISCUIT CAKE
LET'S ALL JUST RAISE A TOAST
HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN LOVES HER SWEETS HER CHOCOLATE BISCUIT CAKE GOES EVERY WHERE WITH HER. WITH A BIT OF CREAM YUM YUM
MARK RIORDAN Oct 2019
IMPEACHMENT IS NOW A GO
PRESIDENT TRUMP YOU ARE A JOKE
THE TRUTH WILL NOW COME OUT
YOUR NOT A NICE BLOKE


THIS IS NOT A WITCH HUNT
YOU HAVE SHAMED THE CONSTITUTION
YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE PRESIDENTIAL ACTIONS
DESERVE ABSOLUTE RETRIBUTION


YOUR NOT A ROUGE EGO MANIAC
YOUR PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.
NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW
YOUR COUNTRY IS IN A MESS


FINALLY TRUMP IS UNDER THE MICROSCOPE
FOR HIS ACTIONS 2 BOOKS 700 POEMS AND
TWITTER SUSPENSION BUT FINALLY
TRUMP GETS WHAT HE DESERVES.
IMPEACH IMPEACH VOTE THE ******* OUT
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2017
I AM SITTING IN MY CHAIR
IN MY RETIREMENT HOME
WONDERING WHY I ALWAYS
SHOULD BE ALONE  


I CANT REMEMBER WHAT
I USE TO KNOW
NOT EVEN IF I THINK
AND GIVE IT A DAM GOOD GO


MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS
DON'T COME VISIT ANYMORE
WHY DO THEY THINK I
HAVE BECOME A CHORE


ALL I NEED IS SOMETHING
TO PASS THE TIME AWAY
WHILE I AM SITTING IN MY CHAIR
AND MY MIND MAY STRAY


THINKING OF A TIME
OF A YOUNGER MAN
WHO COULD ALWAYS DO
WHAT EVER HE CAN


BUT WHILE I AM SITTING
HERE IN MY CHAIR
I AM THINKING THAT THE
WORLD DOSE NOT CARE


BUT NOW SITTING IN MY CHAIR
I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED MARK
HE IS A BIT OF A CHARACTER
AND A BIT OF A LARK


HE COMES TO VISIT ME
AND WE HAVE A CHAT
WHILE SITTING IN MY CHAIR
WELL HOW ABOUT THAT
I HAVE JUST VOLUNTEERING AT A RETIREMENT HOME IS VERY REWARDING BUT I HAVE FOUND OUT AS YOU GET OLDER TIME IS YOUR ENEMY
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2017
IT'S INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
FOR THE FAIRER ***
THEY ARE INCREDIBLY MOTIVATED
AND SIMPLY THE BEST


THEY CAN HAVE A CAREER
AND RAISE A FAMILY AS WELL
THEY HAVE PASSIONATE DEDICATION
AND A LOT OF WISDOM  TOO TELL


THEY HAVE A CARING HEART
AND A SENSUAL TOUCH
THEY CARE FOR THEIR CHILDREN
THAT THEY LOVE SO MUCH


IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY THERE
DETERMINATION TO SUCCEED IS VERY STRONG
SO LETS ALL WORK TOGETHER
SO WE MAY ALL GET ALONG
IT'S INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY AND RECOGNITION OF WOMEN IN OUR COMMUNITY AND OUR LIVES.
MARK RIORDAN Nov 2017
DONALD TRUMP BELIEVES IN INVISIBLE PLANES
WONDER WOMAN PLEASE STAND BY
DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO STEAL YOUR PLANE
SO HE CAN FLY IT IN THE SKY



I SEE THEM HERE
I SEE THEM THERE
THOSE INVISIBLE PLANES
I SEE THEM EVERY WHERE
PRESIDENT TRUMP BELIEVES IN INVISIBLE PLANES COME ON
MARK RIORDAN Oct 2017
THE 2015 IRAN NUCLEAR AGREEMENT
TRUMP HAS NOW DEFUNCTED
ALL WORLD LEADERS CONDEMN HIS ACTION
WHAT IS TRUMP JUST REALLY DRUNK



THE NOBEL PRIZE HAS JUST BEEN AWARDED
FOR THE CAMPAIGN TO STOP NUCLEAR BOMBS
WHAT IS TRUMP DOING IS HE MAD
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TORTURE MY THUMBS



THE WORLD IS ON EDGE OVER NUCLEAR WEAPONS
THEY REALLY COULD DESTROY US ALL
LETS HAVE RESTRAINT AND COMMON SENSE
BEFORE GOD GETS THE CALL



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PRESIDENT TRUMP SUPPLIES ME WITH ALL
THE MATERIAL NEEDED TO COMPOSE MY
POEMS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WHAT IS TRUMP DOING I THINK HE IS JUST TRYING TO CHANGE WHAT OBAMA DID NOT GOVERN FOR AMERICA.
MARK RIORDAN Oct 2017
THE FIRST LADY HAS A STAND IN
IS MELANIA TRUMP REAL
WHAT IS DONALD DOING
DON'T GIVE US A RAW DEAL



THIS IS REALLY VERY SILLY
TO HAVE A DOUBLE ON YOUR ARM
IS MELANIA HIDING IN TRUMP TOWER
IN THE TOWER OUT OF HARM



LETS HOPE NO DOUBLE IS FILLING IN
FOR PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
COME ON DONALD BE THE PRESIDENT
TO HELP US OVER THE ****


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JUST HEARD ON THE NEWS OR THE FAKE NEWS THAT MELANIA HAS A STAND IN A DOUBLE WOW
MARK RIORDAN Jan 2018
HAWAII BALLISTIC MISSILE SYSTEM AN ALARM
WAS MISTAKENLY SENT OUT
COME ON GUYS WHAT A MISTAKE
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT



WITH THE TENSION IN NORTH KOREA
A MISTAKE LIKE THIS IS WRONG
KIM JONG UN IS NOW LAUGHING BECAUSE
YOU ARE PLAYING HIS FAVOURITE SONG



DONALD TRUMP AND ROCKET MAN
DON'T NEED ANYMORE TENSION
WHEN YOU ARE DEALING WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS
STUPIDITY LIKE THIS I HAVE TO MENTION
BALLISTIC MISSILE SYSTEM IN HAWAII WAS SET OF  BY MISTAKE THESE TYPE OF MISTAKES ARE SO DANGEROUS BECAUSE OF ALL THE TENSION WITH NORTH KOREA
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2017
IN LONDON LONG AGO
PEOPLE WERE BEING KILLED
AND THE PUBLIC DIDN'T KNOW


WHO WAS JACK THE RIPPER YOU ASK
THE BOBBIES AT THE TIME
WERE ALL BROUGHT TO TASK


A MAN NAMED ABILENE
INVESTIGATED THE CASE
HE AND HIS MEN
BEGAN THE CHASE


IN 1888 ALL THIS OCCURRED
THE EVIDENCE AND SUSPECTS
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN BLURRED


THE KILLINGS WERE GRUESOME
THE VICTIMS WERE SLAUGHTERED
FATHERS LOST SONS
MOTHERS LOST DAUGHTERS


MANY SUSPECTS CAME TO PASS
BUT JACK WAS NEVER CAUGHT
WHO WAS JACK THE RIPPER
NOW CONCLUSIONS CAN BE SOUGHT


SO THE KILLINGS WILL REMAIN A MYSTERY
TILL THE END OF TIME
WAS HE A DESCENDENT OF YOURS
OR A RELATIVE OF MINE
ONE OF MY BOOKS COMING IS CALLED " TELL ME STRANGE THINGS" A COLLECTION OF POEMS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. HERE IS ONE
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
PRESIDENT TRUMP SACKS JAMES COMEY
HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SCANDAL
NO CONVICTION FOR HILLARY
TRUMP COULD NOT HANDLE


MR COMEY WENT PUBLIC ON
HIS CLOSURE OF THE CASE
THIS WAS ALL GOING ON
THROUGH THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE


HILLARY SAID THAT THIS SCANDAL
CAUSED HER TO LOOSE THE ELECTION
HILLARY THEN HAD NO CONVICTION
AND WENT ON WITH OUT ANY DETECTION
PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST SACKS JAMES COMEY OVER HIS PUBLIC CLOSURE OF THE INVESTIGATION INTO HILLARY'S EMAIL SCANDAL.
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
TRUMPS THREAT TRUMPS ATTACK
HE IS DENOUNCING JAMES COMEY
THERE IS NOW NO TURNING BACK


WITH THREATENING WORDS
AND TERRIBLE TWEETS
TRUMP IS REALLY ABUSIVE
THERE IS NO RETREAT


IS TRUMP CAUGHT UP
IN THE RUSSIAN SCANDAL
GETTING RID OF COMEY
IS MUCH EASIER TO HANDLE
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS NOW CALLING MR COMEY A SHOW BOAT AND WE HAVE A LOT OF CONFLICTING INFORMATION.
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
JARED KUSHNER HAS A RUSSIAN CONNECTION
A SECRET COM CHANEL WAS SET UP
ARE THERE ACTUAL TIES TO RUSSIA
OR IS IT A STORM IN A TEA CUP


JARED IS THE SON IN LAW AND
A FAMILY MEMBER OF TRUMP
AND AN ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT
OR JUST A VERY SMALL STUMP


ONE THING IS FOR SURE THAT THE
FBI ENQUIRY WILL FIND OUT THE TRUTH
IF THERE IS A RUSSIAN CONNECTION
THE PRESIDENT WILL GET THE BOOT
IS THERE A RUSSIAN CONNECTION OR NOT. WE JUST DON'T KNOW LETS HOPE THIS CAN BE RESOLVED ASAP. THIS IS MY 99TH POEM ON THE TRUMP SAGA WOW I DON'T BELIEVE IT. THE TRUMP CHRONICLES IS GETTING CLOSE IT IS A MUST BUY.
MARK RIORDAN Aug 2017
JERRY LEWIS HAS PASSED AWAY
A GIANT AND COMIC GENIUS
THE LAST REMAINING MEMBER OF THE RAT PACK
HE NEVER TOOK LIFE TO SERIOUS



HIS PARTNERSHIP WITH DEAN MARTIN
MADE LAUGHTER A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE
WHEN EVER THEY PERFORMED TOGETHER
THE LAUGHTER BROUGHT YOU TO YOUR KNEES



HIS DEDICATED WORK FOR RAISING MONEY
HELPED MANY A CHILDREN'S HEART
HE RAISED MANY HUNDRED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
SO LOVING FAMILIES WOULD NEVER PART



LAUGHTER BRINGS A WARMTH TO YOUR HEART
JERRY LEWIS DELIVERED IT WITH LOVE
HIS SKILL AND BRILLIANCE WILL ALWAYS BE
SHINING ON US FROM ABOVE
ONE OF THE GIANTS OF COMEDY HAS PASSED AWAY. JERRY LEWIS AND DEAN MARTIN A COMBINATION OF SHEER BRILLIANCE.
MARK RIORDAN Oct 2017
TRUMP TO RELEASE THE FILES
ON THE ASSASSINATION OF JFK
THEY ARE SECRET DOCUMENTS
WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY SAY



FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
NOW WE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH
CAN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
BE JUDGE JURY AND SLEUTH



AFTER 25 YEARS THE DOCUMENTS
NOW CAN BE RELEASED
WHAT WILL THEY TELL ABOUT JFK
AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT DECEASED



TRUMP CHRONICLES  amazon.com
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TO RELEASE THE DOCUMENTS ON JFK LETS HOPE
MARK RIORDAN Apr 2020
BERNIE SANDERS STEPS DOWN
JOE BIDEN IS STANDING UP
PRESIDENT TRUMP WATCH OUT
YOUR PRESIDENCY IS NOW ENOUGH



JOE BIDEN IS STRONG AT HEART
HIS AMERICAN DREAM IS TRUE
WATCH OUT PRESIDENT TRUMP
JOE BIDEN IS AFTER YOU


JOE BIDEN WILL GIVE TRUMP A RUN FOR HIS MONEY TRUMPS EGO IS SO HUGE HE BLAMES EVERYONE FOR THE VIRUS RATHER THAT HIMSELF FOR ACTING TO SLOW.

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MARK RIORDAN Nov 2020
TODAY IS JOE BIDEN BIRTHDAY WHEN HE IS SWORN IN HE WILL BE THE OLDEST PRESIDENT TO SERVE. HE WILL SERVE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NOT FOR HIS EGOTISTICAL SELF LIKE TRUMP.

JOE BIDEN HAS HIS BIRHTDAY TODAY
AT 78 IN THE HOUSE HE WILL BE
THE OLDEST PRESIDENT TO SERVE
HE SERVES FOR YOU AND ME


IF JOE DID HAVE A BIRTHDAY WISH
I AM SURE IT WOULD INCLUDE TRUMP
TRUMP STOP YOUR CHILDISH TANTRUM
OR IN HISTORY IT WILL DUMP
MARK RIORDAN Sep 2018
JOHN MCCAIN HAS HAD HIS FUNERAL
BOTH SIDES OF POLITICS WERE THERE



ONE POLITICIAN WAS NOT PRESENT
PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS NOT ANY WHERE



DON'T COME TO THE FUNERAL
DON'T COME THROUGH THE DOOR
DON'T EVEN SHOW YOUR FACE



EVEN THOUGH I HAVE PASSED AWAY
I AM STILL IN THE POLITICAL RACE


REST IN PEACE JOHN MCCAIN
EVEN THOUGH JOHN MCCAIN HAS PASSED AWAY HE STILL IS LEADING HIS PARTY ONE POLITICIAN WAS NOT AT THE FUNERAL GUESS WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARK RIORDAN Nov 2017
BROKEN CRAYONS STILL COLOUR
BROKEN HEARTS STILL MEND
KEEP YOUR ENEMIES FAR
STRANGERS CAN BE A FRIEND



ALL PENCILS GET BLUNT
BUT ALL MINDS ARE SHARP
KEEP ALL YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE
PLAY A WALTZ ON YOUR HARP


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JUST A POEM ON A THOUGHT
MARK RIORDAN Aug 2018
IF YOU DON'T KEEP TWEETING
YOUR FOLLOWERS JUST FADE
LIKE WHEN THE SUN IS OUT
THEN IT IS LOST IN THE SHADE




THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE
WITH A GREAT DEAL TO SAY
SO MY GOD JUST KEEP TWEETING
UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY


UNLESS YOUR LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP
WHO SHOULD THINK BEFORE HE TWEETS MAYBE HE SHOULD STOP AROUND LUNCH TIME LOL
IF YOU DON'T KEEP TWEETING YOUR FOLLOWERS JUST FADE AWAY SO TWEET EACH DAY UNTIL YOU FINALLY REST
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
KETTLE CHIPS REALLY
TOUCH YOUR HEART
WHEN YOU EAT ONE
YOU WILL NEVER PART



KETTLES CHIPS THEY
ARE THE MOST
HAVE YOU TRIED THEM
ON A PIECE OF TOAST



KETTLE CHIPS THEY
ARE THE BEST
THEY ARE VERY YUMMY
AHEAD OF THE REST



KETTLES CHIPS I
REALLY LOVE THEM SO
AFTER YOU EAT ONE
YOU WONT LET THEM GO



KETTLES CHIPS YOU ALWAYS
NEED ONE MORE SO HAVE
THEM IN YOUR CUPBOARD
AND NEVER SHUT THE DOOR
I SHOULD COMPOSE JINGLES FOR COMPANIES
MARK RIORDAN Sep 2017
NORTH KOREA MISSILE LAUNCH
LAUNCH THE MISSILE
FIRE THE MISSILE
LETS BE AGGRESSIVE NOW

PROVOCATION IS MY AIM
JUST LET ME SHOW YOU HOW


THE WORLD ON EDGE
WILL WAR BREAK OUT
IS THE WORLD REALLY DOOMED


PUT ON THE SANCTIONS
TIGHTEN THE SANCTIONS
UNTIL MASS DESTRUCTION LOOMS
NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES ANOTHER MISSILE TENSIONS ARE HIGH
MARK RIORDAN Apr 2020
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS RECOMMENDED THAT WE INJECT OR SWALLOW DISINFECTANT AS THIS WILL TACKLE CORONAVIRUS WEATHER ITS A JOKE OR NOT TRUMP YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND ***** TO EVEN SUGGEST THIS IN JEST OR FALSE NEWS LEAD YOU ******* DON'T PLAY THE FOOL


PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A *****
LETS INJECT DISINFECTANT IN OUR SELF
TRUMP HAS RECOMMENDED THIS
ITS FOUND ON THE KITCHEN SHELF



NOW HE SAYING IT WAS A JOKE
A SARCASTIC REMARK AS FALSE NEWS
WHEN THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT RECOMMENDS
AMERICAN CITIZENS HEAR HIS VIEWS


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MARK RIORDAN Mar 2018
THREE VERY YOUNG MEN HAVE
MADE AN ENORMOUS MISTAKE
OUR AUSSIE CRICKETERS ARE REMORSEFUL
THEIR REGRET IS NOT FAKE



IN ALL SPORTING EVENTS
THERE IS A DEGREE OF UNREST
OUR AUSSIE CRICKETERS ARE REMORSEFUL
THIS WILL PUT THEM TO THE TEST



THE BIBLE SAYS TO FORGFIVE
WHEN MAN KIND MAKES A MISTAKE
THESE THREE VERY YOUNG MEN
THEIR REMORSE IS NOT FAKE
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MARK RIORDAN Jul 2017
THE ETERNAL MASK OF MAN
HIDES THE INNER BURNING SOUL
THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF
LIFE DEFINITELY TAKE THERE TOLL


IF MAN CAN BREAK FREE
AND DREAM BIGGER THAN BEFORE
OPPORTUNITIES AND PASSION YOU
WILL FIND BEHIND EVERY DOOR


JUST OPEN UP YOUR HEART
AND LET THE MAGIC COME IN
FILL YOUR LIFE WITH OPPORTUNITY
AND LET THE MAGIC BEGIN
ALWAYS CHALLENGE YOURSELF. THIS POEM WILL LET YOU KNOW DREAM BIG HAVE PASSION AND MOST OF ALL NEVER EVER EVER GIVE UP.  THIS IS NOT A TRUMP POEM LOL
MARK RIORDAN Apr 2017
WHY DOSE MAN FIGHT
TO THE BRINK OF DEATH
TAKING THE LIVES OF OTHERS
TILL THEIR LAST REMAINING BREATH


ALL THE MOVIES WE SEE
THAT PREDICT THE END OF MAN
MAY ONE DAY COME TRUE
LETS STOP IT IF WE CAN


LIFE IS A TRUE GIFT
WE JUST TREAT IT WITH DISGRACE
WE MUST LEARN TO RESPECT IT
FOR THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE
THERE IS SO MUCH DESTRUCTION AROUND US AT THE MOMENT. THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT IS LIFE ITSELF. WHEN WILL ALL THE WORLD LEADERS REALISE THIS.
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2017
LONDON IS DOWN THERE
IS ANOTHER HORRIFIC ATTACK
THE TERRORIST'S AND WOLVES
TRIED TO GIVE US A WHACK


BUT LONDON HAS INCREDIBLE STRENGTH
AND A PURE HEART AND SOUL
MANY INNOCENT LIVES WERE LOST
AND THE WORLD AGAIN COUNTS THE TOLL


THIS NEW TYPE OF VENGEANCE
WILL NOT BREAK OUR RESOLVE
EVEN THOUGH THEY KEEP COMING
OUR DEMOCRACY WON'T DISSOLVE


I KEEP COMPOSING ABOUT
THESE MOST HORRIFIC EVENTS
WHICH ALWAYS BREAKS MY HEART


BUT THE TERRORIST'S MUST KNOW
THAT AS A STRONG AND LOVING MANKIND
IT WON'T TARE US APART
ANOTHER ATTACK OUR HEARTS ARE WITH THE FAMILIES AND FRIENDS OF THE INNOCENT VICTIMS.
MARK RIORDAN May 2018
SINCE 1972 A MAN HAS
CONSUMED 30,000 BIG MACS
NOT PIES, NOT SAUSAGE ROLLS
BUT A BIG MAC ATTACK



ONLY IN AMERICA CAN A
GREAT RECORD  BE SET
NOT CHIPS, NOT COKE
BUT  BIG MACS YOU BET



SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS
WHAT EVER YOU DO EAT ALOT
NOT PIES, NOT CHIPS, NOT COKE
FOR BIG MACS ARE THE SHOT


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ONLY IN AMERICA RECORDS CAN BE SET. SINCE 1972 A MAN HAS CONSUMED 2 BIG MACS A DAY. HE HAS NOW JUST FINISHED HIS 30,000 BIG MACS WOW WHAT A RECORD.
MARK RIORDAN Oct 2017
PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
LEADERSHIP MUST COME FROM THE TOP
DON'T TWITTER PUT PAPER TO PEN



DON'T TWEET WITH YOUR EMOTION
ACT WITH PASSION IN YOUR HEART
IT WILL TAKE ALL OF AMERICA
SO GO BACK TO THE VERY START


FIND THE STRENGTH THAT YOUR FOR FATHERS HAD
START WITH A STRONG COMMITTED DREAM
LETS ALL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
LETS ALL WORK AS ONE DEVOTED TEAM  


TRUMP CHRONICLES

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PRESIDENT TRUMP NEEDS TO FIND A PASSION IN HIS HEART AND LEAD BY EXAMPLE RATHER THAN TWITTER WITH EMOTION
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
OUR YOUNGER GENERATION ARE NOW THE TARGET
THEIR YOUNG LIVES ARE NOW LOST
THE TERRORISTS HAVE STRUCK AT A CONCERT
MANCHESTER NOW COUNTS THE COST


HOW CAN WE EXPRESS OUR THOUGHTS
TO THE PARENTS OF THESE CHILDREN
OUR HEARTS ARE TORN APART
THE TERRORISTS ARE ALWAYS HIDDEN


OUR HEARTS OUR THOUGHTS OUR LOVE
GO OUT TO THE YOUNG LIVES LOST
HOW CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE MIND
OF A TERRORIST WHEN YOUNG LIVES ARE LOST
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE THIS POEM I AM SHAKING.
MARK RIORDAN Oct 2017
AT MANDALAY BAY ON THE VEGAS STRIP
AT A COUNTRY MUSIC CONCERT
FROM THE 32ND FLOOR A SHOOTER
OPENED FIRE ON THE CROWD


THE CONCERT GOERS RAN FOR COVER
THE BULLETS SOUNDED OUT LOUD


OUR WORLD HAS NOW BECOME VERY DANGEROUS
WITH OUR INNOCENCE TAKEN AWAY
THE VIOLENT ATTACKS NOW TAKING PLACE
HAVE BECOME OUR JUDGEMENT DAY



WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP THIS EVIL
FOR INNOCENT LIVES ARE THE COST
BUT THESE LONE WOLFS STILL PERSIST
AND INNOCENT LIVES ARE LOST



THE FEAR AND TERROR THAT THEY SPREAD
WILL NEVER DESTROY OUR HEART
BECAUSE OUR PASSION FOR LOVE AND LIFE
OF OUR COMMUNITY WILL NEVER EVER PART  


OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WITH
THE FAMILIES OF THIS EVIL ACT.
THIS IS AN ACT OF EVIL THAT HAS HAPPENED. THE GUN LAWS HAVE TO BE CHANGED IN AMERICA BUSH FAILED OBAMA FAILED CLINTON FAILED CAN TRUMP INTRODUCE LAWS THAT WILL PRESERVE LIFE.
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2020
MANKIND HAS TO CHANGE
MATERIAL POSSESSIONS MUST GO
MANKIND MUST FIND OUT WHAT IS IMPORTANT
AND LET PAST WRONGS GO


WE MUST BE AWARE OF OTHERS
AND CHANGE HOW WE SHARE LOVE
BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS
FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE UP ABOVE


MAYBE ALL OF OUR ECONOMIES WILL
COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE
JUST AS LONG AS DEBT IS REDUCED
AND SAVINGS WILL NOW STRIDE


LETS HOPE ALL COUNTRIES UNDERSTAND
THAT PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY ASSET
WE ALL MUST LOVE EACH OTHER
AND GROW WITHOUT REGRET


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I LOVE MY POEMS I
USUALLY COMPOSE AT NIGHT
I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY
HERE ON THIS SITE


FOR WHEN YOU EXPRESS YOUR
HEART AND SOUL IN RHYME
YOU TRY TOO GIVE A GLIMPSE
OF YOUR THOUGHT S AT THAT TIME


MY POEMS EXPRESS A THOUGHT OR IDEA
A MEMORY OR A PERSON
WHO I LOVE SO DEAR


I AM GLAD I HAVE FOLLOWERS
AND A COLLECTION OF LIKES
AS WE SAY HERE IN AUSTRALIA
CONTINUE COMPOSING
AND GET ON YOU BIKE
I AM VERY HONOURED WITH ALL THE LIKES AND COMMENTS SO FAR. PLEASE FIND THIS POEM AS A THANK YOU.
MARK RIORDAN Jul 2017
MARTIN LANDAU HAS PASSED AWAY
THIS TAPE WILL SELF DESTRUCT
HE WAS THE ORIGINAL ETHAN HAWK
WHEN DISGUISES WERE A MUST


WHEN SPACE TRAVEL WAS IN THE FUTURE
WE HAD SPACE 1999
MARTIN LANDAU WAS THE LEAD
A GREAT ACTOR OF HIS TIME



LIVE LONG AND PROSPER SPOK USE TO SAY
LANDAU TURNED THIS ROLE DOWN
ONLY IF HE KNEW WHAT STAR TREK WOULD BE
A CULT FOLLOWING AND SO PROFOUND.
A GREAT ACTOR HAS PASSED AWAY THE ORIGINAL MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. ALSO SPACE 1999. WOW IN 1976 WHILE WATCHING SPACE 1999 I THOUGHT WILL THIS DATE EVER COME WOW AND NOW I SAY SUCH A LONG TIME AGO. TIME JUST MARCHES ON.
MARK RIORDAN Apr 2018
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY YOU SEE
WOW NO PRESENT FOR ME
PLEASE COME ON DONALD
DO I HAVE TO GET ON ONE KNEE



JUST BUY ME A BIG RING
OR A NICE FANCY CAR
MY OWN PRIVATE JET
SO I CAN TRAVEL VERY FAR




ITS MY 48TH BIRTHDAY
YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT YOU SEE
COME ON PLEASE DONALD
BUY A PRESENT FOR ME
PRESIDENT TRUMP FORGOT TO BUY HIS WIFE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR HER 48TH BIRTHDAY THIS LITTLE POEM IS IN PLACE OF THE PRESENT
MARK RIORDAN Apr 2017
MENTAL HEALTH IS A BIG
ISSUE IN YOUNG MEN
PRINCE WILLIAM AND LADY GAGA
PUT FACE TIME TO PEN


THEY DISCUSS THE ISSUES THAT
HAVE EFFECTED THEM BOTH
IT IS OK TO SEEK HELP
YOUNG MEN MY OATH


THE ISSUE WILL BE BETTER
IF IT IS OUT IN THE OPEN
JUST DISCUSS IT AND SEEK HELP
FOR IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL BE BROKEN
PRINCE WILLIAM AND PRINCE HARRY ARE DISCUSSING MENTAL HEALTH AND ARE BRINGING IT TO THE ATTENTION OF EVERYONE. CHATTING AND SEEKING HELP IS VERY IMPORTANT.
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2020
MENTAL HEALTH IS AN ISSUE
AUSTRALIAN CITIZENS UNDER STRESS
PLEASE ACCESS ALL HELP
BEFORE YOUR A MESS


STAY CONNECTED TO YOUR FAMILY
AND SAY HI TO YOUR FRIENDS
PLEASE LOOK AFTER YOURSELF
UNTIL AUSTRALIA IS ON THE MEND


JUST RELIEVE ALL YOUR STRESS
SELF TALK MUST BE TRUE
ALWAYS LOVE AND RESPECT YOUR SELF
BEFORE YOU FAST BECOME BLUE


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MARK RIORDAN Oct 2018
THE MIDTERMS ARE COMING
WHAT WILL TRUMP DO
WILL HE BE SAD
MAD HAPPY OR BLUE


WILL HE BE PRESIDENT
OR JUST GET THE BOOT
ITS UP TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
IT SHOULD BE A HOOT


HIS TWO YEARS AS PRESIDENT
HAS BEEN VERY COLOURFUL INDEED
OR WILL HE NOW RIDE AWAY
ON A GREAT WHITE STEAD


HI ** SILVER AWAY  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE MIDTERMS ARE HERE WILL TRUMP HANG ON OR WILL THE DEMOCRATS FORGE AHEAD WE WILL HAVE TO SEE
MARK RIORDAN Oct 2017
TRUMP HAS COME UP SHORT ON A
CHAT WITH A MILITARY WIDOW
TRUMP DON'T MAKE THE CALL IT
WILL PUT US IN THE SHADOW



JOHN KELLY ADVISED TRUMP WHAT TO DO
AND TRUMP DID NOT LISTEN
HE OPENED HIS MOUTH AGAIN
AND MAYHEM WAS HIS MISSION



THIS IS A MILITARY DEBACLE
THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS CAUSED
HE WONT LISTEN TO HIS ADVISORS
HE DRIVES THEM UP THE WALL



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PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS CALLED A MILITARY WIDOW AND IT HAS NOT GONE REALLY WELL
MARK RIORDAN Apr 2017
LET'S GET OUR BATTLE SHIP AND
PARK IT OF THE NORTH KOREAN COAST
MY SHIP IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
THIS I CAN DEFINITELY BOAST


I LIKE TO FLEX MY MUSCLE
SHOW YOU I AM THE BEST
DON'T GET ME REALLY MAD
OR YOU WILL PUT ME TO THE TEST


I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD
I HIT WITH A BIG THUMP
NORTH KOREA WATCH OUT FOR ME
FOR I AM DONALD TRUMP
PLEASE WORLD LEADERS BE CAREFUL OVER THE NEXT MONTH MAN KINDS FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS.
MARK RIORDAN Nov 2020
I AM NOT WITH YOU AT CHRISTMAS
BUT I AM WITH YOU AT THE MEAL
I AM SORRY I HAD TO LEAVE YOU
BUT MY HEART JUST HAD TO HEAL


I CAN SEE ALL THE DECORATIONS
I CAN FEEL YOUR LOVING SMILES
I KNOW SANTA IS WITH YOU
FOR YOU GO THE EXTRA MILE


SO PLEASE BE THINKING OF ME
FOR I AM ALWAYS THINKING OF YOU
MAY ALL YOUR HEARTS BE FULL OF HAPPINESS
AND FOR ALL YOUR DREAMS TO COME TRUE
COVID HAS TAKEN SO MANY LOVED ONES NOT AT THE  CHRISTMAS TABLE THIS YEAR BUT SET A PLACE FOR THEM ANYWAY
MARK RIORDAN Oct 2017
HOW MUCH FAKE NEWS IS ENOUGH
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS REALLY MAD
LETS TAKE AWAY THEIR LICENCES
FOR AMERICA THEY ARE BAD



NBC STOP YOUR FAKE NEWS
WHAT ARE YOU REPORTING ABOUT
YOUR PRESIDENT IS NOW FED UP
WATCH ME SCREAM AND SHOUT



TRUMP WILL POST HIS VOICE ON TWITTER
AND SHUT ALL THE FAKE NEWS DOWN
LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
FAKE NEWS NOT WELCOME IN TOWN

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PRESIDENT TRUMP IS VERY ANGRY ABOUT THE SPREAD OF FAKE NEWS BY NBC.
MARK RIORDAN Aug 2019
THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD
IS NOW FALLING ON ITS KNEES
WITH ALL THESE HORRIFIC SHOOTINGS
THERE IS DEATH IN THE BREEZE


PRESIDENT TRUMP INSIGHTS RACISM
AND LEAVES DEATH IN HIS WAKE
IMPEACH THE ****** *******
BEFORE IT IS TO LATE
ANY PRESIDENT SHOULD UNITE THE COUNTRY NOT RIP IT APART THIS IS THE 50TH POEM I HAVE COMPOSED ON AMERICAN SHOOTINGS NOW JUST GET RID OF THE ****** GUNS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
IT'S MOTHERS DAY AGAIN
WE ARE FULL OF GOOD CHEER
LET'S CELEBRATE OUR MOTHERS
WHO WE LOVE SO DEAR


THEY HAVE GIVEN US LOVE
AND MADE OUR BEDS
THEY HAVE HEALED OUR HEARTS
AND USED NEEDLE AND THREAD


BUT ONCE A YEAR WE  LET
THEM KNOW WE LOVE THEM SO
FOR MUMS ARE THE BEST
JUST LET THEM KNOW
IT'S MOTHERS DAY AGAIN LETS TELL OUR MUMS HOW MUCH WE LOVE THEM.
MARK RIORDAN Mar 2017
MUSIC IS A PASSION
THAT FILLS YOUR HEART
IT REMINDS YOU OF A MEMORY
RIGHT FROM THE START


THE RHYTHM THE LYRICS
THE TUNE THE BEAT
BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
AND MAKES YOU TAP YOUR FEET


IT HAS HEART AND SOUL
AND RHYTHM AND BLUES
WHEN YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC
IT MAKES YOU BRAND NEW


SO IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN
OR FEELING REALLY ALONE
JUST LISTEN TO A SONG
AND IT WILL TAKE YOU HOME
MUSIC IS A PASSION THAT EVOKES EMOTIONS AND MEMORIES THAT WARM YOUR HEART.
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