Hairy Jerry played his songs
Through the years And trips so long Hairy Jerry grinned and bared Loved and laughed and sang and shared The heads looked up They felt he cared They loved their Hairy Jerry Bear Now all the lot kids, ******* in bulbs All agree that Hairy Jerry Was the best bulb *****-er of all.
How many dead heads does it take to ***** in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to ***** in the bulb and ten to tell him Jerry could have done it better. How many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just let it burn out and then fallow it around the country for fifty hears. How many lot kids does it take to change a light bulb? You know light bulb?! Why is it so hot at dead shows? Because none of the fans work. ...Happy birthday Jerry... ~08/02/2021
"Is there something more profound than the concept of love?"
"Idk man, probably the Grand Canyon, or maybe some deep sea abyss or some **** like that." "Thanks Jerry, you always know what to say." "Yep."
tastes like sour milk and monthly payments I run around his kitchen dressed in lethal butter knife my railroad cat with eyes that play-pretend the almost catch me´s finds meaning in my indulgent nursery rhymes Trailer park escapism joy in school-bus traffic rides otherwise inconsequent ring dove hands that scrape my sea-salt thighs
The opening night,
in front of packed house. The story, a fight, between a cat and a mouse. The cat with her guile and the mouse, all the while. Powers up a ******' chainsaw with a knowing wry smile. So never bet against the mouse with either money or your house because the crafty **** takers have slashed the odds at bookmakers as to what's in the pies at the new high street bakers. Poetry by Kaydee.
Old enemies retold.
Do you bleed when you write?
When your fingertips get sore and your muscles get tight Do you bleed? From your heart? With each beat comes a new line and you hope that it sounds like something that doesn't quite rhyme But it sounds good in time. It'll sound good in time. Just keep writing. Keep bleeding.
Don't give up on this. The pen was made for your hand and your hand only. I swear.
I WANT SO BADLY TO HELP PEOPLE
-BUT I ALWAYS SEEM TO BE THE BAD PEOPLE? BAD APPLE
aboard Jerry's train to-day but Jerry's train was boarded any other day how fickle the traveling public *can be
JERRY LEWIS HAS PASSED AWAY
A GIANT AND COMIC GENIUS THE LAST REMAINING MEMBER OF THE RAT PACK HE NEVER TOOK LIFE TO SERIOUS HIS PARTNERSHIP WITH DEAN MARTIN MADE LAUGHTER A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE WHEN EVER THEY PERFORMED TOGETHER THE LAUGHTER BROUGHT YOU TO YOUR KNEES HIS DEDICATED WORK FOR RAISING MONEY HELPED MANY A CHILDREN'S HEART HE RAISED MANY HUNDRED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SO LOVING FAMILIES WOULD NEVER PART LAUGHTER BRINGS A WARMTH TO YOUR HEART JERRY LEWIS DELIVERED IT WITH LOVE HIS SKILL AND BRILLIANCE WILL ALWAYS BE SHINING ON US FROM ABOVE
ONE OF THE GIANTS OF COMEDY HAS PASSED AWAY. JERRY LEWIS AND DEAN MARTIN A COMBINATION OF SHEER BRILLIANCE.
Whiskers twitch Pause Little twitch Nostrils flare Pause - Immediate acceleration Straight-ahead scurry Speedy tick-tack of claws on hard floor Cat appears Screechy scratchy panic spinner Ducking skidding Heart racing Slalom chair legs Cat crashing, collapsing Running home hungry Barely in time - Re-prepare to retry