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~Mr. Beans, Tom & Jerry, Simpsons and Oswald made the childhood happy.

The internet, Blue ticks, Last seen and Block ruined the adult heart.
Got Blocked on the Internet by the one i loved, it's really sad how the internet has taking away the joy of childhood...
"Is there something more profound than the concept of love?"

"Idk man, probably the Grand Canyon, or maybe some deep sea abyss or some **** like that."

"Thanks Jerry, you always know what to say."

"Yep."
Helena May 22
bowling-pin Tom
tastes like
sour milk and
monthly payments
I run around his kitchen
dressed in lethal
butter knife

my railroad cat
with eyes that
play-pretend the almost
catch me´s
finds meaning in my
indulgent
nursery rhymes

Trailer park escapism
joy in school-bus
traffic rides
otherwise inconsequent
ring dove hands
that scrape
my sea-salt thighs
Sara Kellie Jul 2018
The opening night,
in front of packed house.
The story, a fight,
between a cat and a mouse.
The cat with her guile and
the mouse, all the while.
Powers up a ******' chainsaw
with a knowing wry smile.

So never bet against the mouse
with either money or your house
because the crafty **** takers
have slashed the odds at bookmakers
as to what's in the pies
at the new high street bakers.

Poetry by Kaydee.
Old enemies retold.
Em Feb 2018
Do you bleed when you write?
When your fingertips
get sore and your muscles
get tight
Do you bleed?
From your heart?
With each beat comes a new
line
and you hope that it sounds like something
that doesn't quite rhyme
But it sounds good in time.
It'll sound good in time.
Just keep writing.


Keep bleeding.
Don't give up on this. The pen was made for your hand and your hand only. I swear.
I WANT SO BADLY TO HELP PEOPLE
-BUT I ALWAYS SEEM TO BE THE BAD PEOPLE?

BAD
APPLE
Jerry Howarth Jan 2018
Intro. explanation.
As a high school-student, I worked for a slaughter plant after school cleaning up. At quitting time my boss would say, "Son time to quit, get ready for "Freddy". One time after he said this to me, I ask ,"boss who is this Freddy guy you're always talking about?" He said "Freddy? Oh he's the undertaker." And I replied , "Well boss,  I'm looking for the UPPER-TAKER"

   Get Ready For Jesus, The Upper-Taker
              ~~~~~~~ + ~~~~~~~~~
DO YOU KNOW that Jesus is soon coming
In the clouds of glory one soon day,
To receive from off this earth Believers,
Oh  my friends, are are you ready for that day?

In a moment men least expect it,
The dead in Christ will rise up from their graves,
And we who are alive will rise to meet them,
Oh my friends, are you ready for that day?

In a moment that men  least expect it,
The dead in Christ will rise up from their graves,
And we who are alive shall rise to join them,
Oh my friends, are you ready for that day?

Have you trusted in Jesus as your Savior?
And repented of self-righteousness?
Only Christ The Righteous One can save you,
So trust  Him, your faith in Him confess.

Oh my friends do you know how God loves you?
How on the cross He died for your sins,
How from the grave He arose in victory,
And soon He's coming again.

Oh how sad that many will be left,
When Jesus returns on that day,
For they failed trust in Christ as Savior,
But trusted in their own self-righteous way
                                         by G. E. Parson
The next great World, Wide, Frenzied, Turmoil, will be the Sudden
Return of Jesus, Invisible to the eyes of all who have ignored and failed to believe IN (not merely ABOUT) Jesus Christ .
none hopped*
aboard Jerry's train
to-day
but Jerry's train
was boarded
any other day

how fickle
the traveling public
*can be
MARK RIORDAN Aug 2017
JERRY LEWIS HAS PASSED AWAY
A GIANT AND COMIC GENIUS
THE LAST REMAINING MEMBER OF THE RAT PACK
HE NEVER TOOK LIFE TO SERIOUS



HIS PARTNERSHIP WITH DEAN MARTIN
MADE LAUGHTER A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE
WHEN EVER THEY PERFORMED TOGETHER
THE LAUGHTER BROUGHT YOU TO YOUR KNEES



HIS DEDICATED WORK FOR RAISING MONEY
HELPED MANY A CHILDREN'S HEART
HE RAISED MANY HUNDRED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
SO LOVING FAMILIES WOULD NEVER PART



LAUGHTER BRINGS A WARMTH TO YOUR HEART
JERRY LEWIS DELIVERED IT WITH LOVE
HIS SKILL AND BRILLIANCE WILL ALWAYS BE
SHINING ON US FROM ABOVE
ONE OF THE GIANTS OF COMEDY HAS PASSED AWAY. JERRY LEWIS AND DEAN MARTIN A COMBINATION OF SHEER BRILLIANCE.
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