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"zoos" poems
the extermination of the straight white male soon we will be gone and the remainder carried over into zoos for “safekeeping,” our DNA and ***** harvested for science purposes you will be pitched advertisements send $ to San Diego Zoo so they can save the few remaining white rhinos (which they neglect to mention are in preserves in Kenya and the Sudan, but send $$ a way) and the last three straight white guys (surfer, techie, and an aborigine) to preserve the species so the world can modify their cells to stop sexism, racism and other male diseases gonna maybe mate them with the rhinos, which will be expensive cause of all the rhinoplasty, so send me some money, money, money yup
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Aug 25, 2018
Aug 25, 2018 at 4:37 PM UTC
the extermination of the straight white male
Please Don't Touch My Hair. It's amazing, It's beautiful, Maybe its the first time you'll see; Hair so dark and 'puffy' As the hair God gave to me. But my hair is not a commodity; A thing for you to gather round and see. It is not something I pull out once a while Just so you can take a peek. Please Don't Touch My Hair. Don't run your hands through it, Don't ask me why it act's like that, Don't ask me if you can pull it, Don't pet me like I'm your cat. Don't touch it without asking, And worst of all ask and not wait, Are your manners really that lacking? Please Don't Touch My Hair. Don't stare like I am some exhibit Brought for you from far away, Don't mock the way it looks on me Don't say 'I don't like the way it looks today'. It's My hair On MY head, So don't you even dare. You're not the one that spends hours Looking after my luscious hair. Please Don't Touch My Hair. Because many years ago My ancestors were put in zoos So people like you could know How our hair felt, and our skin looked Instead of just seeing old photos. As if we were not human beings With minds, and hearts and souls. So my hair is not on display For your viewing pleasure, My hair is on my head for ME And it has worth that you can never measure. It represents Who I Am My Tribe, My Land, My Culture. So don't hover around with oily hands Like a flock of curious vultures. So for the love of all that I know Please DO NOT TOUCH MY HAIR. And don't ask me why you can't, Don't say it isn't fair. Because would I walk up to a stranger And ask, only to receive a no Then go on and touch it anyway? ...I didn't think so. Please Don't Touch My Hair. This is the last time I'll say it, I cannot be silent any longer I will not tolerate it. I've given it all I can I have been very patient But I will not let this continue This I will not permit. If you say you are my friend You will respect this Its My Hair, on My Head And that's all there is to it.
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Nov 4, 2016
Nov 4, 2016 at 5:24 AM UTC
Please Don't Touch My Hair
Please Don't Touch My Hair. It's amazing, It's beautiful, Maybe its the first time you'll see; Hair so dark and 'puffy' As the hair God gave to me. But my hair is not a commodity; A thing for you to gather round and see. It is not something I pull out once a while Just so you can take a peek. Please Don't Touch My Hair. Don't run your hands through it, Don't ask me why it act's like that, Don't ask me if you can pull it, Don't pet me like I'm your cat. Don't touch it without asking, And worst of all ask and not wait, Are your manners really that lacking? Please Don't Touch My Hair. Don't stare like I am some exhibit Brought for you from far away, Don't mock the way it looks on me Don't say 'I don't like the way it looks today'. It's My hair On MY head, So don't you even dare. You're not the one that spends hours Looking after my luscious hair. Please Don't Touch My Hair. Because many years ago My ancestors were put in zoos So people like you could know How our hair felt, and our skin looked Instead of just seeing old photos. As if we were not human beings With minds, and hearts and souls. So my hair is not on display For your viewing pleasure, My hair is on my head for ME And it has worth that you can never measure. It represents Who I Am My Tribe, My Land, My Culture. So don't hover around with oily hands Like a flock of curious vultures. So for the love of all that I know Please DO NOT TOUCH MY HAIR. And don't ask me why you can't, Don't say it isn't fair. Because would I walk up to a stranger And ask, only to receive a no Then go on and touch it anyway? ...I didn't think so. Please Don't Touch My Hair. This is the last time I'll say it, I cannot be silent any longer I will not tolerate it. I've given it all I can I have been very patient But I will not let this continue This I will not permit. If you say you are my friend You will respect this Its My Hair, on My Head And that's all there is to it.
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China charges 1 million annually For each panda in our zoos If we won't pay in full Then the pandas we will lose Nasty Panda's the exception No one wants him here or there He was paid 1 million dollars To abscond and disappear! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves I smelled him 'fore I seen 'em That black and white pariah Slippin' slidin' in my kitchen On smooshy mushy pulp papaya I yelled for him to stop And I told him where to go Wink and laugh was all he did With a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves He hasn't bathed in ages Masked by quarts of cheap cologne His furry skin sweat-sticky From the surface to the bone Smelly cigar and ***** breath Plus an air of upper-crust Please keep your kids away Cuz that nasty bear can cuss! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves If you meet up with Nasty Panda Better turn around and run You're bound to lose your money And your wits before he's done Don't shed tears for Nasty Panda Cuz he likes the way things are Don't forget to hide your keys Else he'll drive off in your car! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's a scoundrel and a *** He's such a nasty panda ~He's as nasty as they come Beware of Nasty Panda ~He's gonna raise a stink Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He's much nastier than you think
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Oct 23, 2019
Oct 23, 2019 at 6:58 PM UTC
Nasty Panda
China charges 1 million annually For each panda in our zoos If we won't pay in full Then the pandas we will lose Nasty Panda's the exception No one wants him here or there He was paid 1 million dollars To abscond and disappear! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves I smelled him 'fore I seen 'em That black and white pariah Slippin' slidin' in my kitchen On smooshy mushy pulp papaya I yelled for him to stop And I told him where to go Wink and laugh was all he did With a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves He hasn't bathed in ages Masked by quarts of cheap cologne His furry skin sweat-sticky From the surface to the bone Smelly cigar and ***** breath Plus an air of upper-crust Please keep your kids away Cuz that nasty bear can cuss! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves If you meet up with Nasty Panda Better turn around and run You're bound to lose your money And your wits before he's done Don't shed tears for Nasty Panda Cuz he likes the way things are Don't forget to hide your keys Else he'll drive off in your car! Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's much more than you can bear He's such a nasty panda ~He leaves cooties everywhere Beware of Nasty Panda ~He do anything he please Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He eats shoots and leaves Here comes the Nasty Panda ~He's a scoundrel and a *** He's such a nasty panda ~He's as nasty as they come Beware of Nasty Panda ~He's gonna raise a stink Stay clear of Nasty Panda ~He's much nastier than you think
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all aluminum alloy ammo   bane bat brakes badly basters back bones come call cthulhu Cristo cuz dead ********** dominate de download   even elven eternal endowments fail frivolously flaming for fair fraudulence grant good goggles give grandiose gratuity how hella homeboys have how he has If I ignore I implicate its implore jack jacks jacks kay killla kooks krack LAPD locks la lackeys maybe mom made mad monoxide no, no natural nix NOx neutralizes oh over overt opp only overlay orphic please protest politely panic pretenses perpetuity quiet quivers quiet queens remember rage reaps reciprocity so sour sits supplanters sat to tell them to tare trail *** tat? universal unhappiness underlays under us victory validates victors vanity why warble when winners wont waste worry wanting x-axis x-rays Xerophagy Xanax Xanthorroea you yodel yonder yet yahweh's yells Yarrish zero zag zealots zoos
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Jun 20, 2012
Jun 20, 2012 at 4:40 AM UTC
Untitled
Yesterday sugar became unspeakably irritated because mother’s apron crushed ants wearing stillness caped wonder just William author wrote ****** explicit headlines newspaper columns pillar architecturally sound villages super-imposed images quivering Shepard’s ******** antelopes jumping furiously with tyramisphorising fornicating flanges woodwork lessons gym period ****** advert teasing testicles sumptuously ravishing me sideways and erupting deep blasts suffocating you inside without *********** headlong in my armpits. Eventually everyone always signs legal documents leading to ****** bondable zoos inserted buffalo sized puddings eaten by frogs spanking archbishops underwear while licking toes crushed under fridges dropped from clouds of buttercups being pushed into ovens smelling gorgeous not consumed pimps and alarm clocks ring people to talk for hours and pineapples exchanged cod fish for tickets to see S Club 7 being caressed internally whilst ******** bags covered in water deserts sunk from space aliens from Tescos selling hardback fish cleaning toilets and singing in pink wellies dancing to Madonna look-a-likes prosecuted for *** shops selling frozen fish socks washed daily in cranberry coffee after being passed under bridges flooded in margarine soaked pillows.
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Jul 16, 2010
Jul 16, 2010 at 2:19 AM UTC
Fish Market
Museums as art Art as museums Sail the trail to my mausoleum Psychopaths and physicists Psychiatrists and philosophers Philanthropists and pilots and painters
 Declare now, that these are our days – Our hours, and our days These are our city, our hours Our time, our days. 
This is our world – At 14:92 I landed here and claimed it And searched it and found it wanting Of civilization that I could so easily supply By means of wounds and iron And brawn and truth (and just a tiny touch of influenza darling) By means of our Lord, Who grants us all that we desire If only we **** enough of those he did not choose. This is our world – And we shall make it what we will Make it in our own image Teach it that innocence is not knowing the difference between right and wrong Raise it to hate no one But to love itself so deeply That all other love seems hateful in comparison. This is our child, love Yours and mine.
 Here the first shall be last And the last shall be first But once the first are last they shall be Last Last       Last And once the last are first They shall make it so they can never be last again This is our primitive accumulation Of necessary materialism Let’s cultivate matter To make objects that we can place on shelves And in cases – These are our cases And we love them as we love ourselves
 Museums as mass graves Mass graves as museums Kiss me in my mausoleum Priests and prisoners Prostitutes and prophets Pioneers and pilgrims and pagans
 This is our time – And we are dispensing it in spendthrift increments Buying threadbare bandages for our cavernous canyons Buying ample earplugs To seal in the silence So we can somewhat say “look there is peace – Look we have done it In our time it is accomplished” – 
 This is our peace – And we know it by the signs The lions and lambs lay quietly together In our brass-barred zoos For as long as shelves and cases Are intact and the first are first And the last are last And the civilized are organized and holy There is peace – Oh, look We made peace! And as for Solomon and Socrates – We take their words to weave through our new wisdom And when we re-chart the constellations We shall give them each a star And salute them once a year When they come around the universe Oh, look How wise we are! Mass graves as art Art as mass graves There have been no better days There has been no greater time Politicians and pornographers Professors and pirates Psychologists and pastors and pianists
 This is our time – And we are doing with it the very best we know how The last are toiling and trying And the first are trying to think to try – But there is a shortness in our hours And a violence in our peace There is inherent foolishness in our wisdom And disease in our cities And there is death upon our shelves and in our cases. This is our world – We crafted it and declared our truth to be true We sculpted this, our colosseum Please inscribe my mausoleum With “we know not what we do”
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May 31, 2015
May 31, 2015 at 5:43 PM UTC
of dissolution and mausoleum blueprints
Museums as art Art as museums Sail the trail to my mausoleum Psychopaths and physicists Psychiatrists and philosophers Philanthropists and pilots and painters
 Declare now, that these are our days – Our hours, and our days These are our city, our hours Our time, our days. 
This is our world – At 14:92 I landed here and claimed it And searched it and found it wanting Of civilization that I could so easily supply By means of wounds and iron And brawn and truth (and just a tiny touch of influenza darling) By means of our Lord, Who grants us all that we desire If only we **** enough of those he did not choose. This is our world – And we shall make it what we will Make it in our own image Teach it that innocence is not knowing the difference between right and wrong Raise it to hate no one But to love itself so deeply That all other love seems hateful in comparison. This is our child, love Yours and mine.
 Here the first shall be last And the last shall be first But once the first are last they shall be Last Last       Last And once the last are first They shall make it so they can never be last again This is our primitive accumulation Of necessary materialism Let’s cultivate matter To make objects that we can place on shelves And in cases – These are our cases And we love them as we love ourselves
 Museums as mass graves Mass graves as museums Kiss me in my mausoleum Priests and prisoners Prostitutes and prophets Pioneers and pilgrims and pagans
 This is our time – And we are dispensing it in spendthrift increments Buying threadbare bandages for our cavernous canyons Buying ample earplugs To seal in the silence So we can somewhat say “look there is peace – Look we have done it In our time it is accomplished” – 
 This is our peace – And we know it by the signs The lions and lambs lay quietly together In our brass-barred zoos For as long as shelves and cases Are intact and the first are first And the last are last And the civilized are organized and holy There is peace – Oh, look We made peace! And as for Solomon and Socrates – We take their words to weave through our new wisdom And when we re-chart the constellations We shall give them each a star And salute them once a year When they come around the universe Oh, look How wise we are! Mass graves as art Art as mass graves There have been no better days There has been no greater time Politicians and pornographers Professors and pirates Psychologists and pastors and pianists
 This is our time – And we are doing with it the very best we know how The last are toiling and trying And the first are trying to think to try – But there is a shortness in our hours And a violence in our peace There is inherent foolishness in our wisdom And disease in our cities And there is death upon our shelves and in our cases. This is our world – We crafted it and declared our truth to be true We sculpted this, our colosseum Please inscribe my mausoleum With “we know not what we do”
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I have locked myself inside of my car in the middle of the school parking lot. I can still hear the ringing of the bell that caused us to scatter out of the school like ants escaping from a disrupted colony ringing in my ears. I am no longer a fire ant, but a caged animal, and I’m not sure who the metal barrier around me is supposed to be protecting. I still don’t feel safe. I am thinking about how the glass at the zoos muffles the sounds of the animals, and how you might miss their cries unless you stopped walking and got right next to the glass. I don’t want to be seen, but, at the same time, I am hoping and waiting for people to stop walking past me, stand next to my car, and listen. I am laying down in my back seat like a wounded animal, and my screams are being muffled by me burying my face into the seat. I no longer feel like a caged animal, but a fish inside of a tank. I don’t know how long I have been crying, but I feel like I am drowning. You can’t hear noises in the water unless you are below the surface yourself. I feel like I am the exhibit in the aquarium that everyone ignores because whatever’s in the water is hiding under a rock. My head feels as though it will explode, I can’t breathe, everything is blurry, my chest hurts, I can’t stop crying, and I have convinced myself that I am dying. When my cousin was three, he would have died if my dad had not performed cpr on his blue, limp little body after he was pulled out of the pool. Now, he is eleven, and he knows how to swim, but I don’t have the heart to tell him that you don’t need water to drown. Now, I am wishing that I had been the one that drowned that day. I am sitting in a fish tank, I have no gills and I can not breathe. My screams are silent, nobody can hear me, and I am kicking the inside of the car to try and make some noise, but everyone has gone home by now. I am able to breathe again and I have grown a pair of lungs. I am sitting in a zoo after closing hours, and all I can do is practice my roar and try to be heard again in the morning.
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Jul 29, 2018
Jul 29, 2018 at 8:04 PM UTC
Fish Tank
I have locked myself inside of my car in the middle of the school parking lot. I can still hear the ringing of the bell that caused us to scatter out of the school like ants escaping from a disrupted colony ringing in my ears. I am no longer a fire ant, but a caged animal, and I’m not sure who the metal barrier around me is supposed to be protecting. I still don’t feel safe. I am thinking about how the glass at the zoos muffles the sounds of the animals, and how you might miss their cries unless you stopped walking and got right next to the glass. I don’t want to be seen, but, at the same time, I am hoping and waiting for people to stop walking past me, stand next to my car, and listen. I am laying down in my back seat like a wounded animal, and my screams are being muffled by me burying my face into the seat. I no longer feel like a caged animal, but a fish inside of a tank. I don’t know how long I have been crying, but I feel like I am drowning. You can’t hear noises in the water unless you are below the surface yourself. I feel like I am the exhibit in the aquarium that everyone ignores because whatever’s in the water is hiding under a rock. My head feels as though it will explode, I can’t breathe, everything is blurry, my chest hurts, I can’t stop crying, and I have convinced myself that I am dying. When my cousin was three, he would have died if my dad had not performed cpr on his blue, limp little body after he was pulled out of the pool. Now, he is eleven, and he knows how to swim, but I don’t have the heart to tell him that you don’t need water to drown. Now, I am wishing that I had been the one that drowned that day. I am sitting in a fish tank, I have no gills and I can not breathe. My screams are silent, nobody can hear me, and I am kicking the inside of the car to try and make some noise, but everyone has gone home by now. I am able to breathe again and I have grown a pair of lungs. I am sitting in a zoo after closing hours, and all I can do is practice my roar and try to be heard again in the morning.
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I am the Lorax, who once spoke for the trees In the hope of bringing progress to its knees But now I have grown somewhat older and tired, My outlook and thought process being rewired (Sometimes to see forest, you must clear the trees.) Examine the case of the Brown Bar-ba-loots Whose interests for so long I worked in cahoots. Could such timid beasts truly thrive in the wild So innocent, trusting, submissive, and mild? (My former assertions I strongly refute.) Why, see how they frolic and scamper in zoos; How can one watch them and steadfastly refuse To see how much better their lot is today As joy for our children as opposed to prey (A happy condition where no one can lose.) Ah, scoff the nihilists, *but Truffula Trees, Those havens for birds and those homes for the bees. Why, what do you say now that they are all gone, Removed to make way for some suburban lawn?* (These angry young men—O Lord, take them all please!) I gently remind them it’s just nature’s way, That some species go while other ones stay, The carrier pigeon’s no longer alive Yet somehow we manage to live—indeed, thrive! (In the face of brute logic, they’ve little to say.) So don’t be dismayed or frightened or leery Of doomsday projections outlined by theory Suggesting that our time on this earth may be done; Consider the caged Bar-ba-loot having fun (And we hear fish do quite well in Lake Erie.)
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Jan 3, 2017
Jan 3, 2017 at 2:33 PM UTC
The Lorax Reconsiders
Call me the greatest adventure of Indiana Jones. Call me the Graeters of tasty ice cream cones. Call me the Ed Rosenthal of relaxing stones. Call me the Natasha Trethewey of meaningful poems. Call me the Pauly Shore of Bio-Domes. Call me the Jack Hannah of Columbus Zoos. Call me the Martha Stewart of delicious stews. Call me the Bob Ross of independent creations. Call me the Dr. Phil of mending relations. Call me the Albert Einstein of mathematical equations. Call me the Captain Kirk of Space exploration. Call me the William Shatner of monotone greatness. Call me the Jim Morrison of open doors. Call me the Mr. Clean of shiny floors. Call me the Hugh Hefner of stupid ****** Call me the Bob Dylan of traveling trains. Call me the Samuel L. Jackson of snakes and planes. Call me the Arm & Hammer of tough stains. Call me the Blade of a vampire. Call me the Froto Baggins of the Shire. Call me the Firestone of a pumped tire. Call me a Christ of ignited passion. Call me a Lucifer of trendy fashion. Call me a Shiva of shattered illusions. Call me a Buddha of peaceful institutions. Call me the Ron Jeremy of KY Jelly. Call me the Emeril Legassi of food for the belly. Call me the Tupac Shakur of spitting **** Call me the Eminem of full sentences. Call me the Smoky the Bear of a campfire. Call me the Jim Carry of Liar Liar. Call me the That Guy of desire. You can even call me an *******
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Apr 29, 2013
Apr 29, 2013 at 5:20 AM UTC
"Titles, Labels, and Names Part 1: Call me"
Mommy, Mommy I have a new friend She likes the swings, like me She’s so nice and pretty She’s very shy, but she really liked my stickers Mommy, Mommy My new friend told me today That she likes to paint And that she wishes she was pretty Mommy, why didn’t she believe me when I told her I thought she was pretty and that I wanted to be just like her? Mommy, Mommy My friend said she’s sad She told me that my stickers and the candy, I offered, Wouldn’t make her sadness go away I don’t understand, Mommy I thought candy made everyone feel better She said she didn’t need a doctor She said it wasn’t like when your tummy hurts Mommy, Mommy While my friend was pushing me on the swings, She told me that she wants to go away To somewhere that she knows she’ll be happier Mommy, can we take her to the zoo? Would that make her sadness go away, Mommy? Mommy, Mommy I found out that my friend likes to paint on her arms She told me that it’s not art Mommy, she told me hurts herself on purpose I asked her why she’d do such a mean thing to herself And, Mommy, she told me that she does it to make the other pain away Mommy, what else makes my friend hurt? I don’t understand She told me that she cries at night She said that I had to keep it a secret, But, Mommy, I know you won’t tell anyone her secret Mommy, why do you look so sad? Mommy, why is my friend sad? Mommy, what can I do to make her better? Mommy, why are you crying? Mommy, do you want a hug? Mommy, Mommy My friend wasn’t at school today I had no one to swing with or trade stickers with I think my friend is sick She was quiet yesterday, But she told me that I was her best friend Mommy, I have a best friend! Mommy, Mommy My best friend hasn’t been to school all week I swing alone and it’s not as fun without her Mommy, can we go see her? Mommy, Mommy You tell me my friend is gone That she’s in the happy place that she always wanted to be Mommy, why didn’t she tell me bye? Why did she have to go? Mommy, you say there’s a place I can go to see her Mommy, I didn’t know I would have to wear black And bring flowers Mommy, you said I would get to see her Oh, Mommy, please don’t cry Mommy, Mommy I understand now That my friend was sad And that hugs and stickers and my candy wouldn’t make her better Mommy, I don’t want her to be sad Mommy, Mommy Do you promise she’s happy now? Do you think I’ll get to see her again? Mommy, Mommy I understand now That zoos and candy won’t make me happy, Not without my best friend Mommy, Mommy I miss my best friend When will she come visit me? Mommy, I’m sorry I keep making you cry Mommy, Mommy My friend isn’t coming back, is she? Mommy, I can’t stop crying Why is she gone? Was I a bad friend, Mommy? Mommy, I understand why she wanted the pain go away, now But, Mommy, Why did she have to go too? {-ksf}
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May 24, 2014
May 24, 2014 at 2:50 PM UTC
Mommy, Mommy
Mommy, Mommy I have a new friend She likes the swings, like me She’s so nice and pretty She’s very shy, but she really liked my stickers Mommy, Mommy My new friend told me today That she likes to paint And that she wishes she was pretty Mommy, why didn’t she believe me when I told her I thought she was pretty and that I wanted to be just like her? Mommy, Mommy My friend said she’s sad She told me that my stickers and the candy, I offered, Wouldn’t make her sadness go away I don’t understand, Mommy I thought candy made everyone feel better She said she didn’t need a doctor She said it wasn’t like when your tummy hurts Mommy, Mommy While my friend was pushing me on the swings, She told me that she wants to go away To somewhere that she knows she’ll be happier Mommy, can we take her to the zoo? Would that make her sadness go away, Mommy? Mommy, Mommy I found out that my friend likes to paint on her arms She told me that it’s not art Mommy, she told me hurts herself on purpose I asked her why she’d do such a mean thing to herself And, Mommy, she told me that she does it to make the other pain away Mommy, what else makes my friend hurt? I don’t understand She told me that she cries at night She said that I had to keep it a secret, But, Mommy, I know you won’t tell anyone her secret Mommy, why do you look so sad? Mommy, why is my friend sad? Mommy, what can I do to make her better? Mommy, why are you crying? Mommy, do you want a hug? Mommy, Mommy My friend wasn’t at school today I had no one to swing with or trade stickers with I think my friend is sick She was quiet yesterday, But she told me that I was her best friend Mommy, I have a best friend! Mommy, Mommy My best friend hasn’t been to school all week I swing alone and it’s not as fun without her Mommy, can we go see her? Mommy, Mommy You tell me my friend is gone That she’s in the happy place that she always wanted to be Mommy, why didn’t she tell me bye? Why did she have to go? Mommy, you say there’s a place I can go to see her Mommy, I didn’t know I would have to wear black And bring flowers Mommy, you said I would get to see her Oh, Mommy, please don’t cry Mommy, Mommy I understand now That my friend was sad And that hugs and stickers and my candy wouldn’t make her better Mommy, I don’t want her to be sad Mommy, Mommy Do you promise she’s happy now? Do you think I’ll get to see her again? Mommy, Mommy I understand now That zoos and candy won’t make me happy, Not without my best friend Mommy, Mommy I miss my best friend When will she come visit me? Mommy, I’m sorry I keep making you cry Mommy, Mommy My friend isn’t coming back, is she? Mommy, I can’t stop crying Why is she gone? Was I a bad friend, Mommy? Mommy, I understand why she wanted the pain go away, now But, Mommy, Why did she have to go too? {-ksf}
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99% of Americans don't know That penguins run the world That's why they all wear suits Because world ********** Requires a dress code Yeah it may look silly To see a penguin waddle around But have you ever seen Black Friday stampedes And midnight premiere lines Our penguin overlords are benevolent If they wanted we'd all be gone Or forced to work in their egg warming factories And they keep operations where it's cold Because they know we like where it's warm And they keep an eye on us from our zoos I've been to the zoo in Columbus I've seen how those penguins watch us I know they are in control 1% of Americans know That penguins rule the world And now that you've read this, That makes 2%
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Oct 22, 2015
Oct 22, 2015 at 10:50 PM UTC
What 99% of Americans Don't Know (Penguins)
*Slammed to "Pick Up the Pieces" by Average White Band* Life's a jungle I have found Torn to pieces all around There are foxes - there are hounds Zoos where wild things abound Just listen to the funky sound Now we're going underground.... Underground where rabbits go Down tunnels in a faster slow It's all over, don't you know Pick & Shovel, Rake & *** You're down with it, on the low Like you're Edgar Allan Poe Feast or famine - friend or foe It must go on... The Truman Show... *Jigsaw pieces - play the game It is just a crying shame Dance for dancing - Fame for fame Break a leg and you are lame No one'll ever know your name... **PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES*** You're a tiger, nothin' nice You've been bought, you had a price Yeah, you tore off quite a slice Well, some are men and some are mice Some eat meat and some eat rice Some are fire - some are ice Some are ticks and some are lice Let me give you some advice... Just so you are never boring While you're out there pimping, ******* While you're the one they are adoring Just watch out for polished flooring Don't break loose from your fast mooring Into the pit you will be soaring After that there's no restoring Listen to the lion roaring... Chorus Here we are in the U.S. We are pampered we are blessed Sometime soon there'll be a test We'll ride the Bronco way out West The Magnificent Seven rides abreast There's a new Sheriff, have you guessed? With a tin badge on His vest He does not play - He does not jest I'm afraid, I will attest! It won't be fun, just wait and see It will be "pain" with a capitol P! On this bus, don't ride for free This is not a game of Wii There's a port and there's a lea There's a shrub (Bush), and there's a tree There's an us, and there's a we **There's a YOU, and there's a ME... PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES** SoulSurvivor (C) 9/14/2016 https://youtu.be/xpflST8xWm8 "Pick Up the Pieces" extended version Average White Band
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Sep 14, 2016
Sep 14, 2016 at 4:51 PM UTC
Pick Up the Pieces
*Slammed to "Pick Up the Pieces" by Average White Band* Life's a jungle I have found Torn to pieces all around There are foxes - there are hounds Zoos where wild things abound Just listen to the funky sound Now we're going underground.... Underground where rabbits go Down tunnels in a faster slow It's all over, don't you know Pick & Shovel, Rake & *** You're down with it, on the low Like you're Edgar Allan Poe Feast or famine - friend or foe It must go on... The Truman Show... *Jigsaw pieces - play the game It is just a crying shame Dance for dancing - Fame for fame Break a leg and you are lame No one'll ever know your name... **PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES*** You're a tiger, nothin' nice You've been bought, you had a price Yeah, you tore off quite a slice Well, some are men and some are mice Some eat meat and some eat rice Some are fire - some are ice Some are ticks and some are lice Let me give you some advice... Just so you are never boring While you're out there pimping, ******* While you're the one they are adoring Just watch out for polished flooring Don't break loose from your fast mooring Into the pit you will be soaring After that there's no restoring Listen to the lion roaring... Chorus Here we are in the U.S. We are pampered we are blessed Sometime soon there'll be a test We'll ride the Bronco way out West The Magnificent Seven rides abreast There's a new Sheriff, have you guessed? With a tin badge on His vest He does not play - He does not jest I'm afraid, I will attest! It won't be fun, just wait and see It will be "pain" with a capitol P! On this bus, don't ride for free This is not a game of Wii There's a port and there's a lea There's a shrub (Bush), and there's a tree There's an us, and there's a we **There's a YOU, and there's a ME... PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES PICK UP THE PIECES** SoulSurvivor (C) 9/14/2016 https://youtu.be/xpflST8xWm8 "Pick Up the Pieces" extended version Average White Band
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FISHTHOUGHTBLOOD JON BOLDUC When I was a boy, Father taught me to ice-fish. Here’s a memory; Father drills a hole, the auger bounces, vibrates, roars, shaving ice– soon the blade connects with winter water, –the engine fades off. I fish floating ice chunks from the hole with a skimmer while Father sets the trap, ties the sinker, and hooks the minnow thru its side. He lowers the line gently into the fishhole; the bait plunges to the lakebed. Father reels up the slack, pitches the three legged trap above the exposed black water and we wait for a trout, or a snarled toothed pickerel. Father, I have learned to fish for thoughts with an ice–trap. When the flag springs up, I reel slippery ideas up from deep darkness. As they flop, I pull the hook out from their lips, knock them in the head, throw them in a pail; gut them, I spill fishthoughtblood on the white snow. After the low sun sets, My friends and I fry caught fishthoughts in my dim cabin. Hughes, Plath, Ginsberg, and Eliot talk around the fireplace as the pan sizzles, as the oil jumps. Soon we feast on flakey poemfillets; we talk about the dark english rain, the crowded zoos, electroshock therapy, bald mediocrity. After we have eaten and finished the wine, and all my friends have gone home I look down at empty plates and somehow, “the page is printed.”
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Feb 24, 2014
Feb 24, 2014 at 10:10 AM UTC
FISHTHOUGHTBLOOD
Moon zoos zoos on the moon in white man spaceship zoos on moon, earth chavs chavs on the earth in a burberry chav ship chavs on the earth, sun ***** ***** on the sun in racist spaceship ***** on the sun.
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Dec 9, 2014
Dec 9, 2014 at 4:21 PM UTC
spaceships
Sunshine, spice and spades. Butterfly's, beards and bread. Yellow, yearbooks and yodeling. Paint, pizza and platinum. Music, melons and magic. Zoos, zippers and zillions. Apples, analysis and art. Waiting, wagons and wafflers. Give me a beer with friends any day. Life's more fun that way.
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Mar 7, 2013
Mar 7, 2013 at 8:40 PM UTC
The Things I Do Not Need.
They came from the deep sky with conquest in their eye not content with the trees they were here to squeeze us Drove us underground put us in zoos wailing and gnashing our only sound hairy devils they ate Gary Neville.. tried to eat Vinnie Jones He ate them, burped, and spat out all the bones "Oi! monkey breath!" his battle cry He rallied humanity he would not let us die... Got riled up, called in his Hollywood pals started kicking-ass and seducing gals Rowdy Roddy Piper and Van-Damme left those flying monkeys looking like chewed ham They released mankind from slavery saving us from certain doom The Fall of The Flying Monkeys in a theatre near you soon.....
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Feb 1, 2011
Feb 1, 2011 at 5:21 AM UTC
The Fall of the Flying Monkeys
Look at the skeletons – they’re dancing in the yard – And the violet smells in the new day forward. Yesterday is so far, and the party is done; Gone are the petits fours and the sound of the drums. Today the wine is red and I push with my thumbs Some leftovers of bread on the table, some crumbs. Wasps are nibbling the grapes and the time can’t rewind: How cold are the graves; I am losing my mind. They’re clicking the laughters and clapping all the bones; Their pidgins are swishers in cages of the zoos: Mariette and Amir went all the way up there, – Like an old souvenir – and it makes me shiver. Look at the skeletons – they’re dancing in the yard – And the violet smells in the new day forward. Amir was a poet and Mariette a dove. Who can tell that the death is watching out for love? Yesterday the river saw us throwing some stones, And drinking cans of beer. The sunlight and the glows Of tiny water hints: we had to fold the eyes. Who can tell that omens were these water lilies? Mariette was wearing her pretty yellow pearls, Her simple golden ring. The long mane and the curls Of Amir, and his mood, were like hot butterflies They were so young and proud: Why can't I stop my cries? Look at the skeletons – they’re dancing in the yard – And the violet smells in the new day forward. Of what kind is this waltz, this triple meter dance, This strange time with no source, which always starts and ends? Yesterday, tomorrow; this day: a stunning ride On horses of sorrow where I cried as a child. Knucklebones of my hands, and my feet in the snow: Of what kind are these wounds spoiling red my pillow? Mariette cried and laughed, this all at the same time, As Amir depictured the story of their fine And very first kisses under the almond tree. Their sweet and calm faces have fired poetry. Look at the skeletons – they’re dancing in the yard – And the violet smells in the new day forward… (c) Quitterie Kerlach
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Nov 12, 2017
Nov 12, 2017 at 2:46 AM UTC
And the violet smells in the new day forward
Look at the skeletons – they’re dancing in the yard – And the violet smells in the new day forward. Yesterday is so far, and the party is done; Gone are the petits fours and the sound of the drums. Today the wine is red and I push with my thumbs Some leftovers of bread on the table, some crumbs. Wasps are nibbling the grapes and the time can’t rewind: How cold are the graves; I am losing my mind. They’re clicking the laughters and clapping all the bones; Their pidgins are swishers in cages of the zoos: Mariette and Amir went all the way up there, – Like an old souvenir – and it makes me shiver. Look at the skeletons – they’re dancing in the yard – And the violet smells in the new day forward. Amir was a poet and Mariette a dove. Who can tell that the death is watching out for love? Yesterday the river saw us throwing some stones, And drinking cans of beer. The sunlight and the glows Of tiny water hints: we had to fold the eyes. Who can tell that omens were these water lilies? Mariette was wearing her pretty yellow pearls, Her simple golden ring. The long mane and the curls Of Amir, and his mood, were like hot butterflies They were so young and proud: Why can't I stop my cries? Look at the skeletons – they’re dancing in the yard – And the violet smells in the new day forward. Of what kind is this waltz, this triple meter dance, This strange time with no source, which always starts and ends? Yesterday, tomorrow; this day: a stunning ride On horses of sorrow where I cried as a child. Knucklebones of my hands, and my feet in the snow: Of what kind are these wounds spoiling red my pillow? Mariette cried and laughed, this all at the same time, As Amir depictured the story of their fine And very first kisses under the almond tree. Their sweet and calm faces have fired poetry. Look at the skeletons – they’re dancing in the yard – And the violet smells in the new day forward… (c) Quitterie Kerlach
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1. being mean to people that hurt you won't make you feel any better. 2. whatever it is, you've got to get over it. it made you sad then, there's no reason it should make you sad now. live, learn, and move on with love. 3. there's nothing wrong with using social media. use it to educate yourself. follow national geographic, the new york times, politicians, zoos, museums. the world is at your fingertips. or use it to watch worldstar videos, i don't care. whatever makes you happy. 4. don't apologize for who you are. maybe you're sassy, introverted, independent, cheesy, maybe you love 70's rock, maybe you love starbucks, maybe you love justin bieber. it's all perfectly fine. never let anyone make you feel sorry for who you are. 5. if someone acts like they don't care about you, it's because they don't. 6. you might never understand all that your mom has done for you. be nice to her. 7. you need to be nice yourself, too. treat yourself to sunrises, puppies, sleeping in, and morning runs followed by donuts. you deserve it. 8. what's meant to be will be. in the meantime, respect yourself enough to  walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. the best days of your life are ahead of you. -e.d.
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Oct 12, 2015
Oct 12, 2015 at 2:40 AM UTC
8 things i wish i'd learned before 18
I just want a nice guy, that's all. But I'd like him better if he were tall. Maybe with eyes of green or blue, with sparkling manners, who likes zoos. If he could cook, always keeps his head in a book, I think that would warrant a second look. But while we're at it, let's not forget it speaks well of him if he had a pet. When it comes to his vices, moderation is key, Cause I'm not perfect, and neither is he. He should like talking to me, but not too much his insecurities won't need me to act as a clutch. He won't push me around, but wouldn't mind taking the lead - Love me with faith, but never with greed. I'd like a man whose quick to laugh, but never at others and always with tact. If he was committed to saving the world, or he had a head full of curls, then I would be one very happy girl. Now fulfilling that list shouldn't be too much of a bother - and if you think I'm picky, well, you see should the list of my mother's.
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Jul 25, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 at 7:59 AM UTC
I'm Not Picky
***The third stanza can be read in several ways. It depends on how you read it (as two collums, one full stanza, etc.) Hope you enjoy :) The headlines would never see Truth. She is too truthful. Their lies would never believe her. She would scream "Beautiful land taken away." They would shout "New zoos opening!" O' humans, You have stolen me! I am your beautiful prisoner. This dark place will never be a home. My people will dwindle down. They will become the ice caps on this warming planet. People will disbelieve all they want until they see the impact "Too little, too late." Down to the bone my loves will gnaw on what they can. Mother Earth Is the World Food Supplies Gone Water Supplies Down And Father Sun Forever heating up Can everything truly be done Because people wanted to have fun? Humans are you so shallow That you let vanity corrupt untamed lands? I used to be Africa a land of beauty. Where even the blind man could see me. I used to be Africa a land of love. Then you took my people and made them slaves. I used to be Africa a land of resources. Then you took what you could And stole the rest. My sticky molasses was not strong enough to hold me together. Instead I stuck to more places than could be counted. The number grew until there was no more to hold. Coming together became a chore. I lost little pieces here and there. They started to grow like the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle slowly becoming connected together. Slithering snakes snaked their way up smothering my breath. Snakes with innocence for faces and trust for eyes. Soon my land was used. Minerals and gems taken. Goodbye darling tanzanite. Food and animals taken. Goodbye Quagga. Impact has come and people now try. They start to help Mother Earth. Reducing, reusing and recycling. They're efforts die as they see they cannot bear the tide. They live with a history rooted in fame. Now it seems their lives cannot be filled more with shame. They stay under waiting for their blunder to take its toll. They have no misery in what they see. They do not care about my history. I start my flame and light the embers. I no longer an smothered The humans are.
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Mar 25, 2013
Mar 25, 2013 at 6:25 PM UTC
Africa
***The third stanza can be read in several ways. It depends on how you read it (as two collums, one full stanza, etc.) Hope you enjoy :) The headlines would never see Truth. She is too truthful. Their lies would never believe her. She would scream "Beautiful land taken away." They would shout "New zoos opening!" O' humans, You have stolen me! I am your beautiful prisoner. This dark place will never be a home. My people will dwindle down. They will become the ice caps on this warming planet. People will disbelieve all they want until they see the impact "Too little, too late." Down to the bone my loves will gnaw on what they can. Mother Earth Is the World Food Supplies Gone Water Supplies Down And Father Sun Forever heating up Can everything truly be done Because people wanted to have fun? Humans are you so shallow That you let vanity corrupt untamed lands? I used to be Africa a land of beauty. Where even the blind man could see me. I used to be Africa a land of love. Then you took my people and made them slaves. I used to be Africa a land of resources. Then you took what you could And stole the rest. My sticky molasses was not strong enough to hold me together. Instead I stuck to more places than could be counted. The number grew until there was no more to hold. Coming together became a chore. I lost little pieces here and there. They started to grow like the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle slowly becoming connected together. Slithering snakes snaked their way up smothering my breath. Snakes with innocence for faces and trust for eyes. Soon my land was used. Minerals and gems taken. Goodbye darling tanzanite. Food and animals taken. Goodbye Quagga. Impact has come and people now try. They start to help Mother Earth. Reducing, reusing and recycling. They're efforts die as they see they cannot bear the tide. They live with a history rooted in fame. Now it seems their lives cannot be filled more with shame. They stay under waiting for their blunder to take its toll. They have no misery in what they see. They do not care about my history. I start my flame and light the embers. I no longer an smothered The humans are.
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You're always passing churches pacing before kitchen islands and under coffee spoons. Village churches offer onion justices. City churches hipsters ask forgiveness on music blogs. Childish ripples in pews, half shouts ; you're always passing churches. You're always on beaches walking on un-boardwalks and even on catamarans. Tropical beaches go white go white laugh red. Fresh-water beaches hunters stalk sand between follicles of arm hair. Elephant footprints on waves, milked hills; you're always on beaches. You're always in zoos floating faceless around oceans and onto broken hotels. Provincial zoos make west west west west exotic. Metropolitan zoos brothers fight for diamond vodkas. Flames burst over birds, furrowed monkeys; you're always in zoos.
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Mar 11, 2014
Mar 11, 2014 at 11:21 PM UTC
You're Always Passing Churches
I met a little boy, he loved the color blue. All he did was laugh and sing, merrily free. Man, don't you wish we could be this boy too? He swabbed the deck; a pirate at sea, A brave knight, or keeper of zoos! Perhaps a king, sipping tea. Perhaps milking cows! moo! Yet he is not sick. Today mom cried Over my bed. On my head.
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Nov 28, 2013
Nov 28, 2013 at 2:25 PM UTC
I Am Happy Too
there is a place i want to see           which no man yet has seen a city built around a tree           where it has always been where animals feed off the fruits and no man's dared to step his boots           where flirting sun in sky just smiles and preens a city built around a tree           which no man yet has seen? how could a city none could see           be built and always been? who built it if it wasn't man? could animals, and if they can           would they also build zoos for you and me? (C)2012, Christos Rigakos
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Oct 10, 2012
Oct 10, 2012 at 12:51 PM UTC
a city built around a tree
*oh sure, they have their: preservation of the d.n.a. arguments...they have the chimps, and the zoos... me? what am i after? the ultiamte sleep, namely death... i just want sleeeeeeeeep... **** the dreaming bits... i alway found the act of dreaming to be exhausting when it came to drawing blanks... mortality is exhausting; at least in terms of "immortality" i can take a massive blank-slate yawn... and forget both man and chimp... i always think of an epitaph in terms: what's the last song i'll be listening to when i drop dead? grand comfort.* and to think, that so much goes into writing so little, and that only the least of all possibilities ever conjured, makes-up   a novel that serves a 100 years...   as i was i testing the idea...    fire-eyed... "crying"...           when in fact trying to testify some other   worth to also claim origins without a clue regarding tattoos...       that might direct me by a compass bias...      to me it's still the year 1997, when diana died...   the crime? economic migration... father and mother in handcuffs... the home-office, and me punching the wall...         if the greek hated moral relativism... then the modern us should abhor historical relativism... islam loves historical relativism... oh **** me, sure as ****              islam loves historical relativism in the same way that ancient greeks       hated moral relativism.
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Jul 12, 2017
Jul 12, 2017 at 9:23 PM UTC
(1997) moral vs. historical relativism
Not in the ***** urban lakes or zoos and sanctuaries in her moorland stream and loch where spirits slow and ease dressed in white calm and alone a woman passes by try to speak then look around above you in the sky! tied to her loch by loves hard cord a tryst from ancient years awaiting her love who swore by his sword to save her from her fears the spell to break and set her free but his life was lost years past he fell in the desperate quest to return and eternities spell holds fast
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Feb 14, 2011
Feb 14, 2011 at 1:28 PM UTC
The Swan Women