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Happy Halloween
HelloPoetry Friends :) :) :)

I am wearing a panda onesie today
And am going around my city
Looking for free halloween deals

While messaging guys on GROWLr
To find someone to cuddle with
While we watch Adventure Time

What are you all up to
Today?

BSP
BSP is my oldest male little alter
He doesn't write much...
But he does take pictures a lot!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4SoWZ7JQe1/?igshid=1rf7n0pqeoljq
Mark Toney Oct 2019
China charges 1 million annually
For each panda in our zoos
If we won't pay in full
Then the pandas we will lose
Nasty Panda's the exception
No one wants him here or there
He was paid 1 million dollars
To abscond and disappear!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

I smelled him 'fore I seen 'em
That black and white pariah
Slippin' slidin' in my kitchen
On smooshy mushy pulp papaya
I yelled for him to stop
And I told him where to go
Wink and laugh was all he did
With a Homer Simpson "D'oh!"

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

He hasn't bathed in ages
Masked by quarts of cheap cologne
His furry skin sweat-sticky
From the surface to the bone
Smelly cigar and ***** breath
Plus an air of upper-crust
Please keep your kids away
Cuz that nasty bear can cuss!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

If you meet up with Nasty Panda
Better turn around and run
You're bound to lose your money
And your wits before he's done
Don't shed tears for Nasty Panda
Cuz he likes the way things are
Don't forget to hide your keys
Else he'll drive off in your car!

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's much more than you can bear
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He leaves cooties everywhere
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He do anything he please
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He eats shoots and leaves

Here comes the Nasty Panda
     ~He's a scoundrel and a ***
He's such a nasty panda
     ~He's as nasty as they come
Beware of Nasty Panda
     ~He's gonna raise a stink
Stay clear of Nasty Panda
     ~He's much nastier than you think
4/27/2019 - Poetry form: Light Verse - This is what I refer to as a flight of fancy.  Only this panda is nasty. The other pandas are cute :) - Copyright © Mark Toney | Year Posted 2019
Diadema L Amadea Aug 2019
uwu
stay tiger at heart.

but, aim for panda lifestyle
look cute, eat, sleep, repeat.
jangan lupa nonton we bare bears ya, dicariin ice bear dan kakak kakaknya.
I was first bit back in December
I didn't understand it
I still don't
But
My webs just
Keep on growing thicker
Stickier and relatively unnoticed
ALesiach Jul 2019
All the animals have come to play,
before you gently rest your head.
They have been waiting all day,
to see you before you to go to bed.

The bunny excitedly jumps around,
wiggling his nose, not making a sound.
The teddy bear, a faithful friend,
hopes the friendship will never end.

The lion awakens from his slumber,
his growl as loud as thunder.
The panda eats his bamboo,
thinking he is lucky to have found you.

The frog with his body of green,
jumps on the bed with dangling feet.
Do not forget the elephant with floppy ears
for drying up your tiny tears.

ALesiach © 11/6/2014
Panda Jul 2019
An angel.
I claim has fallen from the sky.
Will this angel just pass by?

Very peculiar ..
exceptionally neat.
I fancy kissing his feet.
A man I endeavor to keep.
His name ..
well it’s “just Pete”

Eyes that shine halos,
Beautiful tis true.
Colors they change..
though I know them to be blue.
I love him so much if he only knew.

The touch of this divine being,
Far more than just pleasing.
A passionate lover.
Not compared to any other!
The most ****** of sensations..
Impossible to explain the temptation.

Gentle and firm
Oh ****, he makes my whole body squirm.

Hands.
Hands as soft as flowers
Don’t underestimate their powers.
This angel,  just Pete.
He heals souls all his hours.

To me he is flawless.
I pray.
That I have not lost this.

My heart it bleeds
And he satisfied every need.
I was mean, I was cruel ..
Why was it hard to follow silly rules.

I love this man dearly
How he feels about me..
Well how should he really.
I love you Pete
Hungry Panda Nov 2018
You should follow me,

I think my poems are good.

I'm pretty awesome.
Hungry Panda Nov 2018
When the ball is snapped
I run like hell
When I catch it
I run it some more
When the other team has it
They won't go far
Until I am there
Until my team is with me
Like football has been for me
I have always loved football
When I need to run
When I need to catch
When I need to feel
Like part of the team
Hungry Panda Nov 2018
Thinking of your hair,
Silky, black, smooth, loose, wavy
Perfect elegance.
Hungry Panda Oct 2018
I look down at my hands
There I see they seem to be fading away
I feel like a pill dissolving in a cup of water
I can no longer see my hands
Just a blur of my wrists
The fading continues
Why do I have to leave when everyone else can stay
I am leaving
Leaving forever
I try to call for help
But no one answers
I see everyone else carrying on
but no one talks
No one helps
I can tell they know I am here
Side glances
Whispers
They know I need help
Maybe they just don’t want to
Maybe they don’t want to be needing help too
Loneliness isn’t contagious
I am fading more
Now I know they want no part of me
Now I am almost gone
I will be gone forever
I wonder what they will do
When I am gone
I don’t think they will care
If they don’t care when I need help
Why would they care when I don’t
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