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She Walks By A Beautiful Lady And She Smiles We Catch Eyes Like Two Spies She Is Fly Sassy Little Lady Eyes Don’t Lie Her lips Sealed Red Lips Stick I Said “Hi” Her Body Language Gave The Reply So Slick,  She’s Sly Keep Our Secrets My Beautiful Lady Walk On: Bye
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May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 12:15 AM UTC
Flirty
The vicar's knickers look so fine As they hang upon the line. Flapping wildly in the breeze, They're as sassy as you please. They used to be a shade of grey, But on the line, in the light of day, They sparkle white as they hang about. Even Mr. Clean would scream and shout. People in the street stop and stare As they admire the vicar's underwear. Hanging there for all to see, They seem to cry, "Look at me!" The gathering crowd gives a sigh When the vicar's knickers seem to fly As they dance and twist upon the line, Looking white and clean, and oh so fine. Inside the house the vicar pleads, "Dear wife, some underwear I need. Without my  knickers I cannot say My sermon in the church today." The vicar's wife has had enough Of viewing her husband in the buff, As he searches for another pair Of sparkling, clean, white underwear. "I know where to find a pair! They're on the line, those underwear," Says the vicar's wife with a grin. "I'll just go out and fetch them in." The poor man waits and says a prayer And hopes she finds those underwear. He really wants to finish dressing And go to church and say the blessing. She snatches them from off the line Where they've hung and looked so fine. The crowd watches her take them down, Those knickers, the whitest in all the town. They'll have to come another day To gawk and watch those knickers play. The vicar needs that elusive pair Of sparkling, clean, white underwear. The vicar's just as pleased as punch Because he had a sneaking hunch He'd never see that last clean pair, And he'd have nothing else to wear. Now he's dressed and ready for the day, And he can go to church and kneel and pray Because he's wearing a lovely pair Of sparkling, clean, white underwear.
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Mar 10, 2012
Mar 10, 2012 at 2:28 PM UTC
The Vicar's Knickers
The vicar's knickers look so fine As they hang upon the line. Flapping wildly in the breeze, They're as sassy as you please. They used to be a shade of grey, But on the line, in the light of day, They sparkle white as they hang about. Even Mr. Clean would scream and shout. People in the street stop and stare As they admire the vicar's underwear. Hanging there for all to see, They seem to cry, "Look at me!" The gathering crowd gives a sigh When the vicar's knickers seem to fly As they dance and twist upon the line, Looking white and clean, and oh so fine. Inside the house the vicar pleads, "Dear wife, some underwear I need. Without my  knickers I cannot say My sermon in the church today." The vicar's wife has had enough Of viewing her husband in the buff, As he searches for another pair Of sparkling, clean, white underwear. "I know where to find a pair! They're on the line, those underwear," Says the vicar's wife with a grin. "I'll just go out and fetch them in." The poor man waits and says a prayer And hopes she finds those underwear. He really wants to finish dressing And go to church and say the blessing. She snatches them from off the line Where they've hung and looked so fine. The crowd watches her take them down, Those knickers, the whitest in all the town. They'll have to come another day To gawk and watch those knickers play. The vicar needs that elusive pair Of sparkling, clean, white underwear. The vicar's just as pleased as punch Because he had a sneaking hunch He'd never see that last clean pair, And he'd have nothing else to wear. Now he's dressed and ready for the day, And he can go to church and kneel and pray Because he's wearing a lovely pair Of sparkling, clean, white underwear.
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Delicately pink hearts gently unfurl From nests of lively minds; There is nothing weak about Southern women We are supposed to wear ugly dresses, Enamel bugs, French scarves that wrap around and Tie us all together from the inside out Football and sassy new haircuts might not make faces look younger, But they can lift spirits And just because you spend all day advising others Of their secret trials Doesn't mean that you can hold your family in a cage, Golden and happy though you may want things to be. Remember that if you feel new, an outsider, Your personal tragedies seeming too much to bear, You will always find comfort in laughter Especially if laughter through tears is your favorite emotion. You might not pick up boys or money, But friendship steeps in small salons Like sweet tea. Prickly sarcasm and pessimism aren't always the hallmarks Of a heart devoid of caring, It's just a natural response after two deadbeat husbands and Three ungrateful children; somewhere in all of it is a promise Of hope. And even in a barren womb new life is discovered, And even in death joy is found, And even through pain, Sisterhood blooms, Delicate steel petals enveloping grieving hearts.
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Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014 at 3:44 PM UTC
Steel Magnolias
Some clichty folks don't know the facts, posin' and preenin' and puttin' on acts, stretchin' their backs. They move into condos up over the ranks, pawn their souls to the local banks. Buying big cars they can't afford, ridin' around town actin' bored. If they want to learn how to live life right they ought to study me on Saturday night. My job at the plant ain't the biggest bet, but I pay my bills and stay out of debt. I get my hair done for my own self's sake, so I don't have to pick and I don't have to rake. Take the church money out and head cross town to my friend girl's house where we plan our round. We meet our men and go to a joint where the music is blue and to the point. Folks write about me. They just can't see how I work all week at the factory. Then get spruced up and laugh and dance And turn away from worry with sassy glance. They accuse me of livin' from day to day, but who are they kiddin'? So are they. My life ain't heaven but it sure ain't hell. I'm not on top but I call it swell if I'm able to work and get paid right and have the luck to be Black on a Saturday night.
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Weekend Glory
"Slay the beast! Salty, sassy and saucy." -Lindsay the only person who slays better than me
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Mar 1, 2016
Mar 1, 2016 at 10:57 AM UTC
"Oh My God Lindsay!"
She’s what you call bootylicious body just luscious yeah, she’s got junk in her trunk bumps in all the right places beautifully curvaceous oozes confidence no pretence so much more than a piece of *** lovely, funny and full of sass
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Jun 5, 2013
Jun 5, 2013 at 4:27 AM UTC
Sassy
Whiskey In pale fragile hands Eyes Stuck on the boy in front A smile Sassy enough to fascinate Stories Untold but always kept in mind
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Jul 8, 2014
Jul 8, 2014 at 3:53 PM UTC
Short Story
the amount of melanin in my skin often seems to conjure up some controversy so when I sit down to write and I see my hands, my light skinned not quite black but surely not white hands I think about the privileges thrusted upon me and when I begin to write I feel my hair against my back, my curly ***** but not quite ***** hair I wonder how what's on my head could make what's in it so frazzled I often frustrate myself because I feel like my writing often centers around the fact that I am a woman and I am colored and the fact that when I say I'm colored some look lost in fact, in the film, for colored girls Thandie Newton's character says "being alive and being a woman is all I got, but being colored is a metaphysical dilemma I haven't conquered yet." and I found it frightening how relatable that was to me, being that I'm not quite almost a woman and not quite almost colored but when I look at my poems they reflect that I indeed am even though I'm lightskinned and I'm 16 and according to my white friends I'm, just like them because, as I've discovered our definitions of what a black girl sounds like and acts like and is like are extremely different and I guess that reflects on who we've been introduced to I have cousins and aunts and grandmothers and sisters who represent what I believe emulate what a black woman is and these white kids see what the media feeds about how black women walk and talk and act and lack see when I picture a black woman I see beautiful smooth chocolate skin full lips round ******* wide hips and a smile as brilliant as her mind when these kids picture a black woman they see ***** hair dark undesirable skin soup cooler lips and a mind filled with ignorance and this is where my struggle begins But in every ethnic group there is good and bad and I am sick of black women only being associated with the bad the fact that when most non blacks think of what a black woman is, they imagine an unintelligible mindless sassy loud mouth is over whelming to me if you're skin isn't light enough or your behind isn't big enough you're only "pretty for a black girl" I not only want to raise but destroy all expectations society gives black women but I cannot do this alone because we are smart and we are beautiful we are troubled and we are strong and we are one once we stop tearing eachother down we can all be one and I'm not sure why god blessed black women with so much beauty or why I'm so blessed to be one or why he put this determination in me but I think I will recognize it the day the world recognizes how beautiful are we.
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Dec 31, 2013
Dec 31, 2013 at 4:20 AM UTC
We are One (For Colored Girls)
the amount of melanin in my skin often seems to conjure up some controversy so when I sit down to write and I see my hands, my light skinned not quite black but surely not white hands I think about the privileges thrusted upon me and when I begin to write I feel my hair against my back, my curly ***** but not quite ***** hair I wonder how what's on my head could make what's in it so frazzled I often frustrate myself because I feel like my writing often centers around the fact that I am a woman and I am colored and the fact that when I say I'm colored some look lost in fact, in the film, for colored girls Thandie Newton's character says "being alive and being a woman is all I got, but being colored is a metaphysical dilemma I haven't conquered yet." and I found it frightening how relatable that was to me, being that I'm not quite almost a woman and not quite almost colored but when I look at my poems they reflect that I indeed am even though I'm lightskinned and I'm 16 and according to my white friends I'm, just like them because, as I've discovered our definitions of what a black girl sounds like and acts like and is like are extremely different and I guess that reflects on who we've been introduced to I have cousins and aunts and grandmothers and sisters who represent what I believe emulate what a black woman is and these white kids see what the media feeds about how black women walk and talk and act and lack see when I picture a black woman I see beautiful smooth chocolate skin full lips round ******* wide hips and a smile as brilliant as her mind when these kids picture a black woman they see ***** hair dark undesirable skin soup cooler lips and a mind filled with ignorance and this is where my struggle begins But in every ethnic group there is good and bad and I am sick of black women only being associated with the bad the fact that when most non blacks think of what a black woman is, they imagine an unintelligible mindless sassy loud mouth is over whelming to me if you're skin isn't light enough or your behind isn't big enough you're only "pretty for a black girl" I not only want to raise but destroy all expectations society gives black women but I cannot do this alone because we are smart and we are beautiful we are troubled and we are strong and we are one once we stop tearing eachother down we can all be one and I'm not sure why god blessed black women with so much beauty or why I'm so blessed to be one or why he put this determination in me but I think I will recognize it the day the world recognizes how beautiful are we.
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Tingling alarm, burning eyes, sassy is out, in my mind. **** long hair, short skirt, dark music, pale skin. Salty humor, seriously sweet, sparkling aura, on high-heels. Knocking on hearts, Opening doors, Shivering crowds, Dancing all floors. Sight sets on me, Fountains of youth, Brilliance in her steps, Each marked with truth. Tied by her beauty, My soul's reeling in, Tossing and turning, The lure, deady sin.
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Nov 20, 2014
Nov 20, 2014 at 2:05 PM UTC
Teaspoons of sassiness
His: My palms were sweaty and heavy, but perhaps the heaviest thing about them were the two concert tickets I was gripping tightly in my left hand. Hers: His smile was like a bonfire; warm and you always wanted to bring your body closer just to feel more of that warmth. His palms were also sweaty. Some of my friends say it was gross, but I will always remember it as one of the most charming things about him. His: I picked her up around 7. Met her parents and said we'd be home by midnight. Her father likes the Cardinals. I'm a Cubs fan. Yeah... Hers: My father is a Cardinals fan, and he was a Cubs fan. But, what I didn't tell him, was that my mother was a Cubs fan too. My father won't say it, but he approved of him instantly. Mom, if you can hear me up there, thank you. His: Her father scared the living daylights out of me. We came back at 12:06, and her father says "You're six minutes late young man! That's it! You're not allowed to..." and as my heart is sinking he says "I'm just kidding bud. Thanks for getting her home safe." She still won't let me live that down. Hers: He was so sweet to my parents, even after dad tried to scare him out of his wits, he said, "Sir, with all do respect that may have just been the most mortifying moment of my life." I walked him out, still teasing him. With this sassy looking face and a furrowed brow he kissed me goodnight and said "I only got scared because we've only just begun." I think that's when I fell in love with him. His: Good God I must have looked like a ***** I ask her jokingly every now and again "When did you fall in love with me?" All she does is chuckle and say "When dad scared the hell out of you." I think what scares me more now, is that I know there's a part of her that's serious, and I like that. I don't really understand why, I just do. Hers: I couldn't wait to see him again. I asked mom and dad what they thought of him and mom said "He's a keeper." Dad said "He reminds me of your mother; Clumsy, easy to tease, but you can't help but love the kid." Mom punched him on the shoulder and then gave dad a kiss. They both agreed and said "We'll allow it." I was so happy to hear that.
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Aug 16, 2014
Aug 16, 2014 at 10:23 PM UTC
His and Hers: First Date
His: My palms were sweaty and heavy, but perhaps the heaviest thing about them were the two concert tickets I was gripping tightly in my left hand. Hers: His smile was like a bonfire; warm and you always wanted to bring your body closer just to feel more of that warmth. His palms were also sweaty. Some of my friends say it was gross, but I will always remember it as one of the most charming things about him. His: I picked her up around 7. Met her parents and said we'd be home by midnight. Her father likes the Cardinals. I'm a Cubs fan. Yeah... Hers: My father is a Cardinals fan, and he was a Cubs fan. But, what I didn't tell him, was that my mother was a Cubs fan too. My father won't say it, but he approved of him instantly. Mom, if you can hear me up there, thank you. His: Her father scared the living daylights out of me. We came back at 12:06, and her father says "You're six minutes late young man! That's it! You're not allowed to..." and as my heart is sinking he says "I'm just kidding bud. Thanks for getting her home safe." She still won't let me live that down. Hers: He was so sweet to my parents, even after dad tried to scare him out of his wits, he said, "Sir, with all do respect that may have just been the most mortifying moment of my life." I walked him out, still teasing him. With this sassy looking face and a furrowed brow he kissed me goodnight and said "I only got scared because we've only just begun." I think that's when I fell in love with him. His: Good God I must have looked like a ***** I ask her jokingly every now and again "When did you fall in love with me?" All she does is chuckle and say "When dad scared the hell out of you." I think what scares me more now, is that I know there's a part of her that's serious, and I like that. I don't really understand why, I just do. Hers: I couldn't wait to see him again. I asked mom and dad what they thought of him and mom said "He's a keeper." Dad said "He reminds me of your mother; Clumsy, easy to tease, but you can't help but love the kid." Mom punched him on the shoulder and then gave dad a kiss. They both agreed and said "We'll allow it." I was so happy to hear that.
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You are a Woman of Iron, Composed of high expectations, Forged with strong morals. Quenched by the coldness of the world. Your determination stands firm against all challenges. Victories are graciously and easily surrendered to you. Energetic and effective action. All around you, people take notice. Your are a Woman of Silk, Your feminine form, undeniably **** Your sweet odor is of respect and admiration. Your skin, amazingly smooth & firm. Your sensal lips draw me closer. Your smile, beautifuly contagious, brightens all the day. Your blue-gray eyes, sparkle of happiness and captures my soul Your sassy auburn hair, thick and shinney, bounces and flows as you graciously move about. Your voice is soothing, it sings to my heart. Your laughter, lifts my spirits, A perfect combination, you are... A woman of Iron & Silk!
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Nov 3, 2012
Nov 3, 2012 at 5:52 PM UTC
Woman of Iron & Silk (v1)
I sit at the edge of my bed, White stocking covered feet Swaying without breaking a beat, You laugh and tell me, "no more, sweetie" I give a smile but continue in denial In denial that this is a fantasy I created after a while. After months of late night calls and whispered sins Months of laughter and cocained induced spins It was when the truth slipped my lips that fantasies and dreams were locked away. I laid in my cold bed, staring through a screen. Your jaw tightened and my eyes fluttered closed. Moments before we had laughed about our fantasies and I dreamed of a alternative life. I even said, dreams don't come true and you neither denied it or agreed. You enjoyed the thought of holding me and brushing your fingers over my skin. I now enjoy the thought, alone in cold sheets of being loved again. I messaged you in silent fear, will you ever come near? Near to what we use to be, Near to laughter and calling me your little Ducky? You say you are torn, hurt and distressed. One little Lie and I have to pull up my dress. I cover my body and bow my head, My Love, I am nothing but dead. You don't know it now but I can see, A day or so you will forget about me. Fantasy will be locked behind a door, Dreams have turned to nightmares since you aren't here anymore. I wish I could have kept quiet, But silence isn't my strong suit. I wish you were dumber, after your nose is abused, But instead you remain sharp and count the years until I can down a ***** I sit on the edge of my bed, Bare feet swaying. My eyes are glued to the bare stop I wish you were kneeling. I part my lips to return a sassy response when I remembered; Fantasies don't become reality.
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Jul 26, 2016
Jul 26, 2016 at 1:06 AM UTC
The Wait
I sit at the edge of my bed, White stocking covered feet Swaying without breaking a beat, You laugh and tell me, "no more, sweetie" I give a smile but continue in denial In denial that this is a fantasy I created after a while. After months of late night calls and whispered sins Months of laughter and cocained induced spins It was when the truth slipped my lips that fantasies and dreams were locked away. I laid in my cold bed, staring through a screen. Your jaw tightened and my eyes fluttered closed. Moments before we had laughed about our fantasies and I dreamed of a alternative life. I even said, dreams don't come true and you neither denied it or agreed. You enjoyed the thought of holding me and brushing your fingers over my skin. I now enjoy the thought, alone in cold sheets of being loved again. I messaged you in silent fear, will you ever come near? Near to what we use to be, Near to laughter and calling me your little Ducky? You say you are torn, hurt and distressed. One little Lie and I have to pull up my dress. I cover my body and bow my head, My Love, I am nothing but dead. You don't know it now but I can see, A day or so you will forget about me. Fantasy will be locked behind a door, Dreams have turned to nightmares since you aren't here anymore. I wish I could have kept quiet, But silence isn't my strong suit. I wish you were dumber, after your nose is abused, But instead you remain sharp and count the years until I can down a ***** I sit on the edge of my bed, Bare feet swaying. My eyes are glued to the bare stop I wish you were kneeling. I part my lips to return a sassy response when I remembered; Fantasies don't become reality.
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To tell you exactly, specifically, precisely why I love you I'd have to reinvent an alphabet, create a language, learn to sign The feeling that bubbles within when I look into your eyes cannot be captured or explained I feel like the world stops moving My breath struggles leaving my lungs All my fears, worries, washed away What is so powerful about loving you is the way you love me in return I feel confident, unstoppable, beautiful You tell all the dark parts inside to quiet whispering, no shouting to them: I am worthy of love To be worthy is all that I have ever wanted, needed, cried for in the middle of the night Although there is still so much to learn about each other Adventures to be had, moments to share I am giddy with anticipation your love gives me strength Replenishes me Fulfills me I have yet to really write down how I feel about you until now I've been afraid words would take our magic away I'd wake up one morning and realize is was a mere dream You steal my chapstick with your kisses Put up with my sassy abrasive nature You encourage me to work The way you look at me sometimes gives me the courage to begin to look at myself the same way With your arms tightly around me, our legs intertwined, I begin to imagine what heaven could actually be like When I'm with you, I say I love you honestly Eeach time is unique. I realize how incredibly lucky I am to have you to be loved by you every syllable is as sincere as the last You make it okay All the bad, dark, sorrow filled places within me that sometimes consume my light. You accept those places, You make me forget they even exist You make my light shine brighter We joke about my ego but since you have been in my life, I feel okay Even when I'm not, I know I will be. Granted, it's not solely what you do for me but what you let me do for you You allow me to love you Accepting my love welcoming it like you would a long lost friend you do not turn and hide you embrace me with arms open wide It's magical It's what I've waited for my whole life What I spent so much energy convincing myself I could never have It's everything that I'd ever want and more It's love It's life It's you
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Feb 11, 2014
Feb 11, 2014 at 10:07 PM UTC
It's you
To tell you exactly, specifically, precisely why I love you I'd have to reinvent an alphabet, create a language, learn to sign The feeling that bubbles within when I look into your eyes cannot be captured or explained I feel like the world stops moving My breath struggles leaving my lungs All my fears, worries, washed away What is so powerful about loving you is the way you love me in return I feel confident, unstoppable, beautiful You tell all the dark parts inside to quiet whispering, no shouting to them: I am worthy of love To be worthy is all that I have ever wanted, needed, cried for in the middle of the night Although there is still so much to learn about each other Adventures to be had, moments to share I am giddy with anticipation your love gives me strength Replenishes me Fulfills me I have yet to really write down how I feel about you until now I've been afraid words would take our magic away I'd wake up one morning and realize is was a mere dream You steal my chapstick with your kisses Put up with my sassy abrasive nature You encourage me to work The way you look at me sometimes gives me the courage to begin to look at myself the same way With your arms tightly around me, our legs intertwined, I begin to imagine what heaven could actually be like When I'm with you, I say I love you honestly Eeach time is unique. I realize how incredibly lucky I am to have you to be loved by you every syllable is as sincere as the last You make it okay All the bad, dark, sorrow filled places within me that sometimes consume my light. You accept those places, You make me forget they even exist You make my light shine brighter We joke about my ego but since you have been in my life, I feel okay Even when I'm not, I know I will be. Granted, it's not solely what you do for me but what you let me do for you You allow me to love you Accepting my love welcoming it like you would a long lost friend you do not turn and hide you embrace me with arms open wide It's magical It's what I've waited for my whole life What I spent so much energy convincing myself I could never have It's everything that I'd ever want and more It's love It's life It's you
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i don't understand why you always see me as sassy i won't deny that sometimes you are right but most of the time i'm tryin' to be classy while you drive me crazy every night.
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Nov 10, 2014
Nov 10, 2014 at 9:27 AM UTC
sassy
lips become cherry red when I cry and chasing cars hurts from my ears                                                  down to my toes because it was never wasting time    I almost killed my jeep battery (forgot to turn the lights off)              drinking coffee to Iowa cornfields and a resurrected yearning maybe I'll leave (I want to)             --LA, Paris, Austria, Versailles, Rio, Carmel, Amsterdam, Mumbai-- I'm audacious and arrogant--much too proud of                                my flaws leaving would be easy: intoxicating like caffeine        stars        fear        laughing kisses but staying means home and English and standing out like a sore thumb (a beautiful one) in public             and the people I deeply love                                       (and need) I can admit that now so I'll watch the Capri Sun orange sunset once again tonight and try to intoxicate myself with                cornfields, sassy 8th graders, my beautiful examples of true love, ADD, bashful boy,                        and pieces of the world                                                                          on my body
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Apr 6, 2015
Apr 6, 2015 at 1:36 PM UTC
intoxicating
My sassy gay friend Is not an accessory When you go rooting through the closet and find him Lacing straight ties into chains Do not think that he will complete your outfit Just because a rainbow holds the hues that you were looking for Haven’t you seen that bruises also bloom in shades of purple and blue Fading into green and yellow With red far too often escaping veins that are supposed to hold it in Haven’t you seen what marks us And brings our identity to the surface of our skin When closet doors are slammed too often against our hands My sassy gay friend Is not a decoration You do not get to wear him at your hip To flaunt your acceptance And claim symbiosis As if he needs you to navigate the streets of heteronormativity Cutting short his words when communication is the best thing we have And when speaking fails us we resort to spending an afternoon Sending smoke signals into the sky Waiting for security in the focus that it takes just to Breathe My sassy gay friend Is not a collectible You do not get to gather us up into a complete set To line us neatly in an array Of rarities and charities And alternative identities Until you feel sufficiently well rounded In your attempted diversity My sassy gay friend Is not an icon A token character Or comic relief My sassy gay friend Is not meant to be romanticized Idolized Or fetishized He is human I am human You are human And if we see each other as sparkles and rhinestones We're all going to lose all the value That can't be found on price tags
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May 18, 2014
May 18, 2014 at 9:20 PM UTC
Sassy Gay Friend
My sassy gay friend Is not an accessory When you go rooting through the closet and find him Lacing straight ties into chains Do not think that he will complete your outfit Just because a rainbow holds the hues that you were looking for Haven’t you seen that bruises also bloom in shades of purple and blue Fading into green and yellow With red far too often escaping veins that are supposed to hold it in Haven’t you seen what marks us And brings our identity to the surface of our skin When closet doors are slammed too often against our hands My sassy gay friend Is not a decoration You do not get to wear him at your hip To flaunt your acceptance And claim symbiosis As if he needs you to navigate the streets of heteronormativity Cutting short his words when communication is the best thing we have And when speaking fails us we resort to spending an afternoon Sending smoke signals into the sky Waiting for security in the focus that it takes just to Breathe My sassy gay friend Is not a collectible You do not get to gather us up into a complete set To line us neatly in an array Of rarities and charities And alternative identities Until you feel sufficiently well rounded In your attempted diversity My sassy gay friend Is not an icon A token character Or comic relief My sassy gay friend Is not meant to be romanticized Idolized Or fetishized He is human I am human You are human And if we see each other as sparkles and rhinestones We're all going to lose all the value That can't be found on price tags
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lady pretty lady happy lady smiley lady singing lady funny lady laughing lady cute lady fine lady hat lady hipster lady hold me, lady lay lady lay with me on my big brass bed stay with this lady a little while let's not do anything today, lady can we watch movies all day, lady? i'll let you take my sixteen candles virginity as long as you've saved your pretty in pink one for me cheeky lady sweet lady warm lady soft lady kind lady kiss me, lady? blue lady sassy lady music lady lovely lady love me, lady?
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Aug 30, 2017
Aug 30, 2017 at 7:13 PM UTC
lady.
Dear Hot Straight Actresses, Stop playing perfect lesbian characters on TV that cause me to become wet on lonely Thursday nights. It’s the equivalent of waving double chocolate fudge cake in front of a menstruating woman who has just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. To name a few, Jennifer Beals as Bette Porter on The L Word. Stop it! Naya Rivera as the sassy Santana Lopez on Glee. Stop it! Angie Harmon as butch goddess Detective Jane Rizzoli on Rizzoli & Isles. You may be in the closet but you are gay and stop! And Sara Ramirez and Jessica Capshaw as the married ****** Dr. Cali Torrez and Dr. Arizona Robbins of Grey’s Anatomy. You…you keep going. You two give me hope. Hope that someday my insanely high expectations will be met when my hot art collecting, sassy mouthed Doctor with handcuffs in her back pocket jumps from the screen and onto my sweatpants covered lap. In this crazy assumption that I’ll end up falling out of an apple tree letting gravity push me into the arms of a woman who fixes my broken sense of reality with a amazing great hair and a wedding proposal. Missing out on the Hot barista who gives me an extra large when I ask for a small or the Budding **** artist who invites me to her galleries only to realize her muse has oddly the same hips as me. or the Best friend who is still stuck in the shadows of my closet. Nope…didn’t see any of those. I’m too busy watching the **** tube to see what low cut tops they can get away with before they leave the set and back to their husband and 2.5 kids. All I’m asking is… …when is it coming out on DVD?
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Oct 1, 2012
Oct 1, 2012 at 7:17 AM UTC
Dear Hot Straight Actresses,
Dear Hot Straight Actresses, Stop playing perfect lesbian characters on TV that cause me to become wet on lonely Thursday nights. It’s the equivalent of waving double chocolate fudge cake in front of a menstruating woman who has just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. To name a few, Jennifer Beals as Bette Porter on The L Word. Stop it! Naya Rivera as the sassy Santana Lopez on Glee. Stop it! Angie Harmon as butch goddess Detective Jane Rizzoli on Rizzoli & Isles. You may be in the closet but you are gay and stop! And Sara Ramirez and Jessica Capshaw as the married ****** Dr. Cali Torrez and Dr. Arizona Robbins of Grey’s Anatomy. You…you keep going. You two give me hope. Hope that someday my insanely high expectations will be met when my hot art collecting, sassy mouthed Doctor with handcuffs in her back pocket jumps from the screen and onto my sweatpants covered lap. In this crazy assumption that I’ll end up falling out of an apple tree letting gravity push me into the arms of a woman who fixes my broken sense of reality with a amazing great hair and a wedding proposal. Missing out on the Hot barista who gives me an extra large when I ask for a small or the Budding **** artist who invites me to her galleries only to realize her muse has oddly the same hips as me. or the Best friend who is still stuck in the shadows of my closet. Nope…didn’t see any of those. I’m too busy watching the **** tube to see what low cut tops they can get away with before they leave the set and back to their husband and 2.5 kids. All I’m asking is… …when is it coming out on DVD?
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bindi's grace the top of her mocha forehead. wrist draped with bangles.      African soul. style so Afrocentric              afro so black panther fist high in the air she is black pride. she embraces the motherland with open arms and is proud of her heritage. music notes hidden in the blacks of her eye. she is music. hiphop and r&b.; tupac's  lyrics ingraved on her tongue. words of left eye instilled in her brain.               music gives her life. voice of an angel yet  she stays mute. black ink at her fingertips and a notebook always at her side. she is a lyrisit. she is sassy. press the wrong button and she's gone for a moment but will soon comeback to earth. a beautiful quiet vibrant soul she is indeed.  stubborn and mean at times but still as sweet as the refreshing taste of lemonade on a hot summers day. she is Africa. she is India. she is Haiti. she is black pride. she is music. she is poetry. she is wonderful. she is comical. she is lovely. she is classy. she is my big sister.                                     O.Rob.
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Dec 11, 2013
Dec 11, 2013 at 7:02 PM UTC
ode to tamara.
Very classy and sassy Girl, I really love your style You are head and shoulders above your peers You possess a gorgeous and radiant smile Your tender touch Takes my breath away Your beautiful personality Shines so bright everyday
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Aug 2, 2014
Aug 2, 2014 at 8:51 AM UTC
Very Classy And Sassy
I'll pay you a visit Once a week Don't worry about it I'll be your relief We can watch movies Dance, sing without a care We can act like the queens Sassy and full of flare We can bake cookies Eat ice cream, Play a game or two We can pig out on junk food There is no need to feel so blue This is your life The pathway you have chosen This is your future Don't allow yourself to feel broken You never liked them much anyway The drama and those people So dont allow your dreams to sway When you feel isolated and alone Stand up straight, Meditate I know you can pull through You are my best friend after all There isn't anything you can't do. So raise your head to the sky Feel the nice cool breeze This is the first step, its one of many Its okay though just be at ease Its a new world for both of us One not many may choose We may rarely see each other now But you will still forever be my muse Don't let loneliness swallow you whole Don't fall down that rabbit hole Because I will forever be around Just do your best and reach your goal Good luck my love I wish you the best - Your best Friend.
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Jul 22, 2018
Jul 22, 2018 at 11:02 AM UTC
I wish you luck
Touch me my soul make the words roll over my skin Only if you know how to write to me my angel my kin I am not waiting for a mask not either a disguise Open your veins to me Let me read in the red waters on my lips Let me read the words, free me of the words in any possible way may the rain down my eyelids may they kiss my legs Make me laugh like a springtime morning A soft laughter that tears up the skies Those who gives shivers and marvels send a shiver to my spine make my head spin feed on my sapiophile soul more never stop or only to make me miss you only to make me deliciously pine for them ever more I am tired by the dalliances I want the four season muse You are so right I am the demure sylph Inured by the tar black clouds and the tempests so delicate with those thin dragonfly lyrics It's all made of your sighs and your caresses One day perhaps you'll have your own epiphany You will call me Marie and all of my other names You'll use your precious eloquence to tell me How we were meant to be Resonate like a familiar sound snowing in my mind Purifying the emotional landscape NOW is the time even if there's no hurry Haven't we lost enough time to be without one another Every of my names no matter my dress They will all adore you as bitter as sweet I'll be on your ego like a caress I will read you like a sassy poem Like an impatient flame You'll be the one who dares to be frail You'll dive in my treasure and get out of the bitter sea Together like a team united for the beauty of the worse(...)
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Jun 5, 2016
Jun 5, 2016 at 6:22 AM UTC
"You cannot live when you are untouchable. Life is vulnerability."(Édouard Boubat, Notebooks, 1958)
Touch me my soul make the words roll over my skin Only if you know how to write to me my angel my kin I am not waiting for a mask not either a disguise Open your veins to me Let me read in the red waters on my lips Let me read the words, free me of the words in any possible way may the rain down my eyelids may they kiss my legs Make me laugh like a springtime morning A soft laughter that tears up the skies Those who gives shivers and marvels send a shiver to my spine make my head spin feed on my sapiophile soul more never stop or only to make me miss you only to make me deliciously pine for them ever more I am tired by the dalliances I want the four season muse You are so right I am the demure sylph Inured by the tar black clouds and the tempests so delicate with those thin dragonfly lyrics It's all made of your sighs and your caresses One day perhaps you'll have your own epiphany You will call me Marie and all of my other names You'll use your precious eloquence to tell me How we were meant to be Resonate like a familiar sound snowing in my mind Purifying the emotional landscape NOW is the time even if there's no hurry Haven't we lost enough time to be without one another Every of my names no matter my dress They will all adore you as bitter as sweet I'll be on your ego like a caress I will read you like a sassy poem Like an impatient flame You'll be the one who dares to be frail You'll dive in my treasure and get out of the bitter sea Together like a team united for the beauty of the worse(...)
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East...and west, are we? north, and south?.....maybe... we were nurtured with love, our eyes and our minds opened to different isms that helped shape our values...we were brought up, bearing our folks' customs, traditions and principles... we have different faiths...some practice...some don't...some, don't even subscribe, yet, survive. we have dry and monsoon season...in other parts, pleasant weather, cold winds, and in some parts, snow.....turning to ice we are  a mix of white skin, seeking for a tan, and brown-skin, hiding from the sun; one's night, is the other's day, there are surfers among us, playing with the waves, there at the cusp...gambling...daring fate... there are those who hide from silent freezing winters, finding warmth and comfort in long hot summers... countless points of comparison,   yet, we've something beautiful in common, a connection of feelings, of words...our poetry, flowing like blood, through our veins...endlessly feeding, fueling our hearts and minds, with classy, themes....sometimes bold, mushy, or....sassy... no set skeds...we do it even through adversity... we write...... we tell about our escape from life's banalities, mindscapes, landscapes immersed in frivolities yet, we await the marvels of each  morning we wake, remembering gratitude, in every breath we take... years have passed us by, still, plays this soft music that mollifies and inspires......heard only by you and i prodding us, through hours, of day or night while you exist in your own part of the world, as i, in my hot, humid cosmos, long for cold. :::::::::::::::::::::::::: Sally © Rosalia Rosario A. Bayan     May, 19, 2019
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May 19, 2019
May 19, 2019 at 8:54 AM UTC
Different Worlds
East...and west, are we? north, and south?.....maybe... we were nurtured with love, our eyes and our minds opened to different isms that helped shape our values...we were brought up, bearing our folks' customs, traditions and principles... we have different faiths...some practice...some don't...some, don't even subscribe, yet, survive. we have dry and monsoon season...in other parts, pleasant weather, cold winds, and in some parts, snow.....turning to ice we are  a mix of white skin, seeking for a tan, and brown-skin, hiding from the sun; one's night, is the other's day, there are surfers among us, playing with the waves, there at the cusp...gambling...daring fate... there are those who hide from silent freezing winters, finding warmth and comfort in long hot summers... countless points of comparison,   yet, we've something beautiful in common, a connection of feelings, of words...our poetry, flowing like blood, through our veins...endlessly feeding, fueling our hearts and minds, with classy, themes....sometimes bold, mushy, or....sassy... no set skeds...we do it even through adversity... we write...... we tell about our escape from life's banalities, mindscapes, landscapes immersed in frivolities yet, we await the marvels of each  morning we wake, remembering gratitude, in every breath we take... years have passed us by, still, plays this soft music that mollifies and inspires......heard only by you and i prodding us, through hours, of day or night while you exist in your own part of the world, as i, in my hot, humid cosmos, long for cold. :::::::::::::::::::::::::: Sally © Rosalia Rosario A. Bayan     May, 19, 2019
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i wake up with the cloying taste of a nightmare in my mouth not for the first time this week and i imagine not for the last i made you a chart concerning all the ways we ****** up and sent it to you last night haven't heard a word since i had the implicit feeling that what i was saying was dangerous. that it could take this little thing we have going on and expose all the little tangled wires sparking and smoking... that i could make you feel bad enough that you wouldn't want to talk to me and i was right.
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Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014 at 12:32 PM UTC
"why sassy is grumpy: an essay"
"You're the Ariel to my Prospero" He says grinning with dagger pearl teeth that could nibble my ear or easily rip out my heart. Ignorant of his mundanity He does not know of those who came before. Names are relative. "You're the Puck to my Oberon" "You're the Tink to my Peter Pan" Heard 'em all. Plight of the Manic Pixie Not Dream Girl. Charming Sassy Childish girl. Sidekick Extraordinaire. But lower than Robin to his Batman. Messenger, Trickster, Mischief Maker. Companion. Adventurer. with a temper ten times his size. A power unnamed. Unused. Never Enough. Never enough to Want to challenge her master. ProsperoOberonPeter I will drink the poison for you. I will sink the ship. I will find the ****** flower and enchant the Fairy queen. Follow orders, then twist them. With some glittler and a devilish smile. Crazy Tiny girl. Too pixie to hold on to Catch me Boy! Alreadycaughtnoneedtocatch. Little ****** Manic Pixie Yearning for a kiss a touch a word. When you're a manic pixie there's no trio no male sidekick to choose over the hero. But the hero gets the girl. Manic Pixies live to serve. Not dignified or wise enough for Royal Athena. Not ruthless enough for the Dangerous Diana. Without the darkness of the Morrigan. Virginity isn't a choice. It's part of the job description. Could I be your ladybird?
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Feb 1, 2014
Feb 1, 2014 at 11:46 AM UTC
Manic Pixie Not Dream Girl