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We embarked upon a titanic voyage to a new world. It’s said that behind every great man there's a great woman; But a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. 7 bells rang late that night, as our ship stuck fast; between the devil and the deep blue sea. Fingers frantic! tapping code…—-… Sailors quickly battened down the hatches and stowed away the Riff-raff, for they knew fine words would butter no parsnips, Better here than there in third class. Some fiddlers on the deck played “Nearer My God to Thee", As the bubbles rose from beneath the sea, come buckle down boys for the devils to pay, come hell or high water he’ll have his pay. Mothers row, land lubbers row, it's time to leave this god forsaken place. pulling hard for freedom. Ten steel decks split and snap, as they join the ***** and hundreds either shriek or pray; as La dolce vita slowly ebbed away. Mercifully the cacophony descends ever silent, as fifteen hundred souls become neither fish nor flesh, rotting from the head down. Save our souls •••- - - •••. … — …
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Oct 10, 2018
Oct 10, 2018 at 4:15 PM UTC
Gigantic
Those of you who sleep at nite, Maybe unaware of the riff raff Of poets who, two if by night, Riff each other All Night Long, Trade barbarous compliments, Hipping and dipping, jiving & shucking (Yes I am outdatedly old, yes I know) Slipping in scepters of sly verse, Interspersed with an occasional curse, Riposte and repost each other, Always seeking a word edgewise, Or the last word (Even better) Whipping, sticking and licking Each other's poems With jabs of kind words, & That seldom are heard, In fact a never-land rule, A contemptuous thread, And it's off with your head, And you gotta be there, To believe, But its ok, sleep well, And leave the S(word) play To those who live and die By the coda Only the young-at-heart-poets never get olda, So there!
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Jul 19, 2025
Jul 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM UTC
Trading Poems (You sleep, it's OK!)
OUR POVERTY HAS COLOUR Alexander K Opicho (Eldoret, Kenya; [email protected]) Most illusive and elusive Like the devils of Congo forest Is the impish poverty Permeating all seals with vicious wily Into the midst of callous humanity Biting country men and country women With carnivorous dentalities so ruthless Putting man to a forlorn shame As the wife looks in desperate flaggerbastation Putting matriarchal womenfolk to humiliation As the expectant sire wallow in the askance of looks Condemning communities to status ad absurdum initio Thinning man from man, culling woman from woman Eating flesh by flesh social koprpers of man Eating the native flesh in the farms of Brazil Tearing the ***** steak into ghetto lacerations of Chicago Whizzling sombre morning tunes to the Zulus in the black tundra Cementing pale casted clusters for the Patels of India Commanding suave drills to poor (wo) menfolk; left! Left! Left! –abouuuuturn! With its accomplice Mr. Hunger son of starvation, they both command drills For black factory workers, Maids and gravediggers to dance Watchmen, thieves and prostitutes to match In the hinterland of Africa all the riff-raff in deep despair Dance in a tandem to the irritating drills of the duo; You come on! Left! Right! Left! Right!—fowaaard match! Backward match! Left! Right! Left! Right! Sharpp uuuuuuuturn! The duo communiqué; Go home and wait for your pay announcement. Surely; what colour is our poverty?
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Nov 29, 2013
Nov 29, 2013 at 11:13 AM UTC
our poverty has colour
RiFF RaFF pullin' up with five ace-cards. Maybe five jokers, your ***** playin' strip poker. I'm outside eating fried okra, with Oprah. Diamonds on my piece and chain, looking like Mufasa. Look like Lion King, drive a Sebring. Fifty thousand dollas, bought myself a wedding-ring.
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Oct 30, 2013
Oct 30, 2013 at 11:03 PM UTC
RAP GAME BILL GATES
THE BOXING DAY SALES WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THE BOXING DAY SALES WELL, THE MALL IS OFTEN A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO DO THEIR STUFF, BUT BOXING DAY EVERYONE IS PUSHING OVER EACH OTHER THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GOING TO THE MALL ON BOXING DAY BUT BE PREPARED, IT’S LIKE ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE YA SEE, PEOPLE BUY THINFS THEY NEVER USE AND THE MOTHERS BUY KIDS LUNCH, NEVER GETS EATEN KIDS RUNNING AROUND, SAYING YEAH WE AIN’T AT SCHOOL LET’S CELEBRATE LET’S CELEBRATE YOU SEE BOXING DAY IS THE FRANTIC DAY IF YOU LIKE THE REGULAR DAYS AT THE MALL NEVER GO ON BOXING DAY CAUSE, THEY CALL IT BOXING DAY CAUSE PEOPLE AT THE MALL BOX YOU OUT OF THE WAY TO EXCHANGE THE TACKY COAT YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU TO A STYLISH RED LEATHER COAT, LOOKS BETTER AND COSTS THE FUCKEN EARTH YA SEE IN MELBOURNE, THE BOXING DAY TEST, WITH AUSTRALIA AGAINST THE REST AND THEN IN SYDNEY, IS THE SYDNEY - HOBART YACHT RACE, AND THAT IS RAD AND OFTEN PEOPLE ARE CAMPED OUTSIDE SHOPPING CENTRES TO GET FIRST GRASP AT THE BOXING DAY SALES WITH ME, I SHOP FOR THE MOMENT, SOM I DON’T GET DISSAPOINTED I DON’T NEED TO FALL ASLEEP OUTSIDE WESTFIELD BELCONNEN MALL I AM USING PANADOL CAUSE ATHENA’S METHANE IS POUNDING BUT THAT IS PREVIOUS LIFE TRAUMA, YA SEE THE PARACETAMOL IS REALLY GETTING IN AND I CAN FEEL, WITH THE COCA COLA, AND REGULAR BRUSHING THERE WILL BE ON INFECTION IN MY MOUTH, I DON’T WANT THAT I PUT MY VIDEOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO ATTRACT A COOLER KIND OF PERSON YA SEE, I DON’T NEED THE FIRST THINGS IN THE BOXING DAY SALES I GET WHAT I WANT OUT OF LIFE, I REMEMBER A SONG THE FESTIVAL OF SYDNEY IS OUR DAY, SYDNEY SYDNEY SYDNEY OI OI OI I HAVE MY HOME NOW, SO I DON’T NEED TO HANG AT THE MALL AS MUCH BUT CURRENTLY I AM DOING A TAPESTRY ON PATRICK DUNBARS LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL I FEEL COOL, I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD, LOOKING, OVER CREATION, LOOKING THE ONLY SOLUTION I CAN FIND, AND AS I SANG FINE, PETER BUCHANAN A MATE IN WOODBERRY IN THE 1970S, DID A REALLY COOL FINNNEEE WITH A DEEPER VOICE, HE WAS COOOL MAN I FAKED HIM TO PROVE A POINT TO THE YOUNG DUDES SAYING JUST BECAUSE THE OTHER YOUNG DUDES UNDERSTOOD DAD’S WAY DOESN’T MEAN I DID, HE LOOKED LIKE A REAL PAIN IN THE *** TAKING MY COOL KID AWAY, BUT MUSTN’T DWELL, WE MUST HAVE FUN I AM OFF TO THE CAVALRY MATCH TOMORROW, TO SEE THE FIRST BUT I AM LEAVING AFTER THE FIRST MATCH, NO BUSES IN THE NIGHT AND THE BOXING DAY SALES BRINGS OUT THE RIFF RAFF THE ROUGHER TYPES AND THE CHEAP SUPERMARKET PUDDING JUNKIES LIKE ME WHO NEED TO GO TO THE MALL TO LEAVE THE HOUSE BUT BOXING DAY SALES ARE FUN, IF YOU AIN’T IN THE INITIAL LINE THAT CAN BE FRANTIC
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Dec 29, 2014
Dec 29, 2014 at 3:07 PM UTC
the boxing day sales can be frantic
THE BOXING DAY SALES WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THE BOXING DAY SALES WELL, THE MALL IS OFTEN A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO DO THEIR STUFF, BUT BOXING DAY EVERYONE IS PUSHING OVER EACH OTHER THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GOING TO THE MALL ON BOXING DAY BUT BE PREPARED, IT’S LIKE ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE YA SEE, PEOPLE BUY THINFS THEY NEVER USE AND THE MOTHERS BUY KIDS LUNCH, NEVER GETS EATEN KIDS RUNNING AROUND, SAYING YEAH WE AIN’T AT SCHOOL LET’S CELEBRATE LET’S CELEBRATE YOU SEE BOXING DAY IS THE FRANTIC DAY IF YOU LIKE THE REGULAR DAYS AT THE MALL NEVER GO ON BOXING DAY CAUSE, THEY CALL IT BOXING DAY CAUSE PEOPLE AT THE MALL BOX YOU OUT OF THE WAY TO EXCHANGE THE TACKY COAT YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU TO A STYLISH RED LEATHER COAT, LOOKS BETTER AND COSTS THE FUCKEN EARTH YA SEE IN MELBOURNE, THE BOXING DAY TEST, WITH AUSTRALIA AGAINST THE REST AND THEN IN SYDNEY, IS THE SYDNEY - HOBART YACHT RACE, AND THAT IS RAD AND OFTEN PEOPLE ARE CAMPED OUTSIDE SHOPPING CENTRES TO GET FIRST GRASP AT THE BOXING DAY SALES WITH ME, I SHOP FOR THE MOMENT, SOM I DON’T GET DISSAPOINTED I DON’T NEED TO FALL ASLEEP OUTSIDE WESTFIELD BELCONNEN MALL I AM USING PANADOL CAUSE ATHENA’S METHANE IS POUNDING BUT THAT IS PREVIOUS LIFE TRAUMA, YA SEE THE PARACETAMOL IS REALLY GETTING IN AND I CAN FEEL, WITH THE COCA COLA, AND REGULAR BRUSHING THERE WILL BE ON INFECTION IN MY MOUTH, I DON’T WANT THAT I PUT MY VIDEOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO ATTRACT A COOLER KIND OF PERSON YA SEE, I DON’T NEED THE FIRST THINGS IN THE BOXING DAY SALES I GET WHAT I WANT OUT OF LIFE, I REMEMBER A SONG THE FESTIVAL OF SYDNEY IS OUR DAY, SYDNEY SYDNEY SYDNEY OI OI OI I HAVE MY HOME NOW, SO I DON’T NEED TO HANG AT THE MALL AS MUCH BUT CURRENTLY I AM DOING A TAPESTRY ON PATRICK DUNBARS LITTLE LEAGUE BASEBALL I FEEL COOL, I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD, LOOKING, OVER CREATION, LOOKING THE ONLY SOLUTION I CAN FIND, AND AS I SANG FINE, PETER BUCHANAN A MATE IN WOODBERRY IN THE 1970S, DID A REALLY COOL FINNNEEE WITH A DEEPER VOICE, HE WAS COOOL MAN I FAKED HIM TO PROVE A POINT TO THE YOUNG DUDES SAYING JUST BECAUSE THE OTHER YOUNG DUDES UNDERSTOOD DAD’S WAY DOESN’T MEAN I DID, HE LOOKED LIKE A REAL PAIN IN THE *** TAKING MY COOL KID AWAY, BUT MUSTN’T DWELL, WE MUST HAVE FUN I AM OFF TO THE CAVALRY MATCH TOMORROW, TO SEE THE FIRST BUT I AM LEAVING AFTER THE FIRST MATCH, NO BUSES IN THE NIGHT AND THE BOXING DAY SALES BRINGS OUT THE RIFF RAFF THE ROUGHER TYPES AND THE CHEAP SUPERMARKET PUDDING JUNKIES LIKE ME WHO NEED TO GO TO THE MALL TO LEAVE THE HOUSE BUT BOXING DAY SALES ARE FUN, IF YOU AIN’T IN THE INITIAL LINE THAT CAN BE FRANTIC
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Passion fruit. Banana ***** papaya dreams so nice and juicy. Papa's up. The game is down, these other kings just ain't around. Bang, Bang, Who's Up?! Bang, Bang, Who's Down?! These other authors they hit the ground. I don't mean to fright, I don't mean to leave I just got this thing that drives me. I don't need to fight, but it feels, so, soo, good. But all the po' lease think that it's my neighborhood. Ooh girl I like ya' C'mon over I like ya' Ooh girl I like ya' C'mon over I'll bite ya' I know you's a freak, so bring a friend I got rubber sheets, so I can break you in Some other girls, think go around But the truth is I just go downtown The Rick Owens Store is like my homepage If you ain't Facebook than you ain't gettin' laid Obscur is fresh, Henrik's a boss, but I have to say Trentemoeller really Lost. I liked Last Resort, even Harbour Trips, but lately he's been on some ****** up **** My parents want me to go get a Jay Oh Bee But I'm too busy, sleeping. My baby's face is porcelain, but I can't afford it So I said it looked aluminum. Dem people not, be steppin' on my toes Cause' I'll show up reppin' Sheridan Rd. with my Colt '44. Ooh girl I like ya C'mon over ya ripe now Ooh girl I like ya C'mon over I'll bite ya Your black garters' hot, so is yo' lace bikini When it comes to lingerie, I play it like Houdini Whether it's Agent Provocateur or Victoria's Secret I hold my *** until I can put it in your **** Relationship is such a ***** word But when it comes to ***** I like 4-letter verbs You can bring..um..whatever you want But if you gotta **** **** ***** I'm out.
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Jan 16, 2014
Jan 16, 2014 at 3:09 AM UTC
Riff Raff Rag Stock
Passion fruit. Banana ***** papaya dreams so nice and juicy. Papa's up. The game is down, these other kings just ain't around. Bang, Bang, Who's Up?! Bang, Bang, Who's Down?! These other authors they hit the ground. I don't mean to fright, I don't mean to leave I just got this thing that drives me. I don't need to fight, but it feels, so, soo, good. But all the po' lease think that it's my neighborhood. Ooh girl I like ya' C'mon over I like ya' Ooh girl I like ya' C'mon over I'll bite ya' I know you's a freak, so bring a friend I got rubber sheets, so I can break you in Some other girls, think go around But the truth is I just go downtown The Rick Owens Store is like my homepage If you ain't Facebook than you ain't gettin' laid Obscur is fresh, Henrik's a boss, but I have to say Trentemoeller really Lost. I liked Last Resort, even Harbour Trips, but lately he's been on some ****** up **** My parents want me to go get a Jay Oh Bee But I'm too busy, sleeping. My baby's face is porcelain, but I can't afford it So I said it looked aluminum. Dem people not, be steppin' on my toes Cause' I'll show up reppin' Sheridan Rd. with my Colt '44. Ooh girl I like ya C'mon over ya ripe now Ooh girl I like ya C'mon over I'll bite ya Your black garters' hot, so is yo' lace bikini When it comes to lingerie, I play it like Houdini Whether it's Agent Provocateur or Victoria's Secret I hold my *** until I can put it in your **** Relationship is such a ***** word But when it comes to ***** I like 4-letter verbs You can bring..um..whatever you want But if you gotta **** **** ***** I'm out.
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Once there was a president, Cold and heartless, who set about Finding ways to make his country Great by keeping migrants out. "We'll place soldiers along our southern Border," said the nation's boss. "That way we can easily stop Migrants from making their way across. "And if the migrants become unruly, The soldiers can shoot them, one by one." Advisers turned to the president And said, "No, sir, that can't be done." "Then let the soldiers shoot the migrants Low, low, in the ankles or thighs. We will see the unwelcome Migrants start to drop like flies." Advisers looked at their boss and said, "Sir, that's also out of the question." The president, getting angry now, Said, "Then here's another suggestion: "We will build a moat along Our border wall and fill that moat With alligators and venomous snakes." That idea made him gloat. "And then we'll add spikes to the wall-- Spikes that can penetrate human flesh. Find me the cost for all of this, Or else we'll have to start afresh." Suddenly, he said, "I know: We'll just change asylum laws And separate the families. That should give the migrants pause." Hard, hard the administration Worked together to find a plan, Using words like "riff-raff," "invaders," "Dangerous threats," and "caravan." The whole world watched in horror, Lamenting how democracy fails When an unfit elected leader Goes completely off the rails. -by Bob B (10-4-19)
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Oct 4, 2019
Oct 4, 2019 at 10:10 AM UTC
Bullets, Moats, and Alligators
Gilded cage so small and tiny Even singing comes out whiny Stinking of fake fresh and piney Tis the season Leaking water warm and briny With good reason Christmas cheer and glasses toast Loved ones smile and laugh and boast I sit perched upon my post A tinsled column Invisible reluctant host A heart that's solemn A longing for a love so distant The melancholy is persistent A smile could erase it in an instant On a face cherubic For my heart is not resistent It's theraputic So that smile that is perfection Is mirrored in my own reflection Without a thought about rejection Hallucinations About the subtlest inflection In Salutations Surrounded by the merrily intense With drunkard tendencies immense A bar with all accoutrements They pound tequila Drinking away the sacraments Oh yes, I feel ya Merry time with old Kris Kringle Guests all lubed enough to mingle Mistletoe hangs and sleigh bells jingle Gifts homemade Tables adourned and glasses tingle Gold brocade Still I sit all caged and flightless Blind to joy all sad and sightless Drink could make it hurt a mite less I'm going backward Laying here all limp and lifeless Broke and fractured Surrounded by the fake and vexing Artificial and quite perplexing Reality they are rejecting The devil may care Bellies bare and muscles flexing Lost underwear So ******* dancing to the jukebox Lost alone here in the boondocks There is no snow upon the rooftops Ahead they forge Find a room before that thing pops It's so engorged Neighbor ***** all dressed in orange Wearing gold to make the poor cringe Stripping time to fill her syringe I'll be her hinderance Still too drunk from her last binge Faulty remembrance Ridding riff raff from the party People still drunk on Bacardi Noxious gasses burp and farty With toilets makeshift Worn out makeup on the smarty She needs a facelift Time to let the people go Too tired to keep watching the show Drinking hard and walking slow Verbose yet listless Honey I don't want to know It's not my business
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Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 11:22 AM UTC
I Hate Holiday Parties (for Wolf Spirits Christmas Challenge)
Gilded cage so small and tiny Even singing comes out whiny Stinking of fake fresh and piney Tis the season Leaking water warm and briny With good reason Christmas cheer and glasses toast Loved ones smile and laugh and boast I sit perched upon my post A tinsled column Invisible reluctant host A heart that's solemn A longing for a love so distant The melancholy is persistent A smile could erase it in an instant On a face cherubic For my heart is not resistent It's theraputic So that smile that is perfection Is mirrored in my own reflection Without a thought about rejection Hallucinations About the subtlest inflection In Salutations Surrounded by the merrily intense With drunkard tendencies immense A bar with all accoutrements They pound tequila Drinking away the sacraments Oh yes, I feel ya Merry time with old Kris Kringle Guests all lubed enough to mingle Mistletoe hangs and sleigh bells jingle Gifts homemade Tables adourned and glasses tingle Gold brocade Still I sit all caged and flightless Blind to joy all sad and sightless Drink could make it hurt a mite less I'm going backward Laying here all limp and lifeless Broke and fractured Surrounded by the fake and vexing Artificial and quite perplexing Reality they are rejecting The devil may care Bellies bare and muscles flexing Lost underwear So ******* dancing to the jukebox Lost alone here in the boondocks There is no snow upon the rooftops Ahead they forge Find a room before that thing pops It's so engorged Neighbor ***** all dressed in orange Wearing gold to make the poor cringe Stripping time to fill her syringe I'll be her hinderance Still too drunk from her last binge Faulty remembrance Ridding riff raff from the party People still drunk on Bacardi Noxious gasses burp and farty With toilets makeshift Worn out makeup on the smarty She needs a facelift Time to let the people go Too tired to keep watching the show Drinking hard and walking slow Verbose yet listless Honey I don't want to know It's not my business
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It was 4am and snow had fallen silently for hours leaving a thick blanket of marshmallow skin draped over  all, and silence reigned like a wise emperor whose subjects slept without fear of Timpani. Trees were over- burdened by drift and bent like old men, they stood where their seedlings had taken root centuries  before villages crept up from the valley to squat among them, bringing chimneys and children, women and  men, and all their dreams. It was late and stillness shimmered in moon-glow and cedar musk. frozen stars, all around mounds of them as gentle winds plowed through the natural  world sweeping smoke from rooftops. As Giant owls; Their wings cupping the elemental patrolled pillows  strewn about the star chamber of all Gods...   Up where an omnipotent Love dreams on and on about giant owls and how from here, the  owls were gods, patroling the nursery of new gods. Owls were floating in warmth,  that had been crushed into something it  had never suspected, they were Owls that kept the riff raff outside the perfect moment for gods to catch some  sleep... they make it so As Owls too small too comprehend, the vast Love that loved them... even so a majesty was theirs if not a mind that could have known - and not unravel from the effort of such Understanding They were   savagely  beautiful in all their oblivious fulfillment of the creator's plan; they were Lords   wearing crowns without burden... At 4am, the mice below the frozen stars that fell overnight were in there dens  with uneasy sleep tickling their whiskers. Those mice out of sight of The Plan's Predator, unseen in the dirt  pouch under rich soil and snow, The lucky ones continued to be blessed. The gods were sleeping... and they all  loved mice... So at 4am, the mice below the frozen stars that fell overnight; they received all access to another  day on earth... they enjoyed the consequence of Love's action, for owl eyes were denied cute things to look at but  saw everything else. And beaks ... Well.... They would go wanting. At 4am, all Mice who prayed for windows never got windows at all. And the first snowflake to ever have a Red dream was later made a prophet.
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Oct 8, 2012
Oct 8, 2012 at 11:27 AM UTC
A Book In A Drawer Found In Every Motel God Slept In, Is Missing This Page
It was 4am and snow had fallen silently for hours leaving a thick blanket of marshmallow skin draped over  all, and silence reigned like a wise emperor whose subjects slept without fear of Timpani. Trees were over- burdened by drift and bent like old men, they stood where their seedlings had taken root centuries  before villages crept up from the valley to squat among them, bringing chimneys and children, women and  men, and all their dreams. It was late and stillness shimmered in moon-glow and cedar musk. frozen stars, all around mounds of them as gentle winds plowed through the natural  world sweeping smoke from rooftops. As Giant owls; Their wings cupping the elemental patrolled pillows  strewn about the star chamber of all Gods...   Up where an omnipotent Love dreams on and on about giant owls and how from here, the  owls were gods, patroling the nursery of new gods. Owls were floating in warmth,  that had been crushed into something it  had never suspected, they were Owls that kept the riff raff outside the perfect moment for gods to catch some  sleep... they make it so As Owls too small too comprehend, the vast Love that loved them... even so a majesty was theirs if not a mind that could have known - and not unravel from the effort of such Understanding They were   savagely  beautiful in all their oblivious fulfillment of the creator's plan; they were Lords   wearing crowns without burden... At 4am, the mice below the frozen stars that fell overnight were in there dens  with uneasy sleep tickling their whiskers. Those mice out of sight of The Plan's Predator, unseen in the dirt  pouch under rich soil and snow, The lucky ones continued to be blessed. The gods were sleeping... and they all  loved mice... So at 4am, the mice below the frozen stars that fell overnight; they received all access to another  day on earth... they enjoyed the consequence of Love's action, for owl eyes were denied cute things to look at but  saw everything else. And beaks ... Well.... They would go wanting. At 4am, all Mice who prayed for windows never got windows at all. And the first snowflake to ever have a Red dream was later made a prophet.
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RECORD: ****** JANET FROGMAN: BARRY BOSTWICK & SUSAN SARANDON Brad Threes (spoken): Hey Janet. Janet Ones: Yes Brad. Brad: I've got something to lay. Janet: Uh huh. Brad: I really loved the skillful way          You beat the other ones          To the braIde's bouquet. Janet: Oh Brad. (Stringing begins) Brad: The stream was deep but I grabbed it.            There's a face on me'head and you'd slammit Family (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: The future is OURS so let's can it. Framily: (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: So please don't tell me to planeit. Framily (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: I've one thing to say and that's           ****** Janet.           I love you.           now, i know three ways that love cancanflaux That's good, bad, or gran-plan mediocre Brad: Here's a thing to groove to that, I'm a joke'n.            Janet: Oh!......It's noicier than Letty Mungtoe had Magenta: (Peering up from behind pile o'pew) Oh Brad. Janet: Now we're engoraged and I'm so glad. Magenta & Columbia: Oh Brad. (Both peer up and disappear) Janet: That you met Mom            And you know Dad. Whole Framily: Oh Brad. (peering up together) Brad Majors There's one thing left to do, ah-whoo                        And that's go see the man who began it                        When we met in his poe-science exam-it                        Made me give you the eye and then panic    Now I've one thing to say, and that's ****** I'd love you Janet (Taking his alcharm): Geez. I've one thing to say and that's,                                              Brad I'm mad,                                              with you too. STOP: TURN THOUGHT
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Feb 12, 2016
Feb 12, 2016 at 2:59 PM UTC
The Letter-Ing: ******
RECORD: ****** JANET FROGMAN: BARRY BOSTWICK & SUSAN SARANDON Brad Threes (spoken): Hey Janet. Janet Ones: Yes Brad. Brad: I've got something to lay. Janet: Uh huh. Brad: I really loved the skillful way          You beat the other ones          To the braIde's bouquet. Janet: Oh Brad. (Stringing begins) Brad: The stream was deep but I grabbed it.            There's a face on me'head and you'd slammit Family (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: The future is OURS so let's can it. Framily: (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: So please don't tell me to planeit. Framily (Riff Raff & Magenta): Janet. Brad: I've one thing to say and that's           ****** Janet.           I love you.           now, i know three ways that love cancanflaux That's good, bad, or gran-plan mediocre Brad: Here's a thing to groove to that, I'm a joke'n.            Janet: Oh!......It's noicier than Letty Mungtoe had Magenta: (Peering up from behind pile o'pew) Oh Brad. Janet: Now we're engoraged and I'm so glad. Magenta & Columbia: Oh Brad. (Both peer up and disappear) Janet: That you met Mom            And you know Dad. Whole Framily: Oh Brad. (peering up together) Brad Majors There's one thing left to do, ah-whoo                        And that's go see the man who began it                        When we met in his poe-science exam-it                        Made me give you the eye and then panic    Now I've one thing to say, and that's ****** I'd love you Janet (Taking his alcharm): Geez. I've one thing to say and that's,                                              Brad I'm mad,                                              with you too. STOP: TURN THOUGHT
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My rages Tearing pages Going Cray Ripping pages My flow Changing phases Amazes On stages Front row Front pages Your rapping, verbally attacking Any Enemy slacking Riff Raff'em Taking charge Like a captain Ice challenge Chilling living lavish Way Above average About to fix me a samwich Let us with cabbage Went H.A.M. Over some beef Got bread Hand some  cheese Hate spam Love trees Cool breeze In Belize Blowing Lush Kush In blush trees Across seas They love me See a tree huggers bush Land and strip; No leaves I'm cooler than an oldies, in his ****** Eating Coco puffs watching ice-t In a wife-tee, drinking iced ice-t. Spiking spike, while playing Exite Bike on an old PC Laughing so hard I *** *** I wish you Could see me On HD with an HD With At&T; Getting my P.H.D. Figure it out Too late Quarter past three Then they Passed me
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Aug 29, 2014
Aug 29, 2014 at 2:44 PM UTC
Freestyle Flow
You're choking on a Jigsaw Puzzle Cardboard claptrap Caught in this riff raff Pieces of hate Which gets the last laugh Ending gets its gift wrap Let it circle the drain Let it drip through the faucet No anguish here, no pain Nothing can be flawless Ground it up to sausage Feed the dogs that garbage That morsel of mental carnage.
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Sep 9, 2013
Sep 9, 2013 at 3:46 AM UTC
Kitchen Sink
Hot box a cigarette , sawmill gravy and country ham , Entrenched in the morning paper , dishes scrubbed , drumming of pots and pans ! Blue collar people with somewhere to be , buoy's chained to the bottom of the sea ! Sweet black ribbon covered in fire ants , May honeybees , wildebeest crossing the wild African plains.. White smokestack dens of endless toil , black tar factories , dead fish waterway , boiling star infrastructures ! Biscuit , tobacco , hot coffee welder , plumber and electrician Caviar , flounder , after dinner mint doctor and lawyer .. Goody powders ,  soda pop cures , work induced migraines for societies  'riff raff' , high atop steel skeletons , life hanging in balance . Xanax , blue cheese , marriage counselor soccer moms , yoga , wine party ..Young people lie in their own blood , candle light vigils are like all others . Repetitive anguish falling on deaf ears , billion dollar football stadiums , homeless freeze to death , Good Morning America focused on the Grammy Awards or someones *** , Miley's tongue , Scientology or Donny and Marie ! Bath salt possession , teenagers are shot full of bullets , Kelley and Michael promote Hollywood garbage , their so ******* cute !
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Nov 9, 2015
Nov 9, 2015 at 10:35 AM UTC
Monday morning spew .....
Shadows of grumpy old MANisms run through my channels flooding my fjords overrunning my shorelines and scaring the kiddies the schoolmarms the chaff and the raff    The kisses of clouds upon my four bared cheeks as I fall to the Earth again explore the memories that we shared together while cloaked in mist    The gray twilight shades and tones take over like gentle music notes soothing away the agitation and the frustration of an aging mind that I myself would run from if I were still able    Every day your memory gets farther away and so does the toilet
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Jan 23, 2017
Jan 23, 2017 at 12:24 AM UTC
Man of a Certain Age
I did errands today and I was confused Something was wrong, astray I mused I settled into the evening quiet And my disquieted soul shouted "The flags were not at half staff" As the West Wing staff and Cabinet was trimmed by half Yesterday, Congress was sieged by riff-raff 45 egged them on Congress counted the Electoral votes but our troubles are not all gone Today, I needed to see that flag half-mast My grief begged for a symbol against the bombast And yet the flag waved, full staff, as if nothing and no one mattered And no one has said a word
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Jan 8, 2021
Jan 8, 2021 at 12:36 AM UTC
Half Hearted, Full Mast
I see two fire trucks pass each other going opposite directions. As I’m trying to think of a clever metaphor for poor planning I remind myself that at least one family is standing in a thigh high pile of fine ash that was their home just an hour ago. Maybe two families. These thoughts and others haunt me when I’m pulled from my duck footed sidewalk reverie by a lottery ticket stuck in the riff-raff that separates Gateway Ave from the parking lot of the Nervous Hospital. It is laid bare like a mugging victim; crumpled up and inches from the gutter. That was someone’s dream just a day ago. Think I’ll cross the street- give that homeless vet a dollar. It’s my last one. My house has fleas, but it ain’t on fire.
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Feb 29, 2016
Feb 29, 2016 at 11:28 AM UTC
Musings or Whatever
The rain had not stopped all day and so you wandered around the school assembly hall like others equally bored peering now and then out of the window at the falling of the rain and the empty playground and you walked with Boxall and one of his cronies and listened to his poor jokes or his tales of his father’s farm when Christina came over and taking you by the arm led you to the passageway and said she knew a quiet spot where you could both be alone and away from the riff raff so you let yourself be led along the passageway she still holding your arm and you looking about you at the passing windows and prints on walls of famous art works and into a small deserted room off the dark passageway and once inside she shut the door and leant against it looking at the one small window at the other end it’s a bit dark she said but at least we can be alone here for a while she released your arm and moved to a wall across the room and you followed we’ll have to listen out for prefects or the caretaker whose room it is she said you looked at her standing there her eyes focused on you her hair neat and well brushed and some scent coming from her ( her mother’s borrowed she later said) her grey skirt (knee length) and jumper and white blouse sans tie aren’t you going to kiss me then? she asked of course you said and kissed her lips putting your hands about her waist and she did likewise and it was strange being there with her alone not having others nearby or other eyes watching and the kiss seemed surreal even though her lips were on yours it seemed like a dream her hands pressed you close to her and you sensing her waist in your hands feeling her hips and then her ribcage sensing her small ******* pressed on your chest and the semi dark of the room and her scent and flesh and hands and lips and you listening to her words and footsteps along the passage and voices and her eyes closed and yours open taking her in sensing her there and hearing words not hers outside the door and you both broke apart and hid behind the door as it opened and the caretaker entered leaving the door open where you hid and he stood there sorting through his junk and you both standing there holding hands lips burning breathing in the air.
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Jul 27, 2013
Jul 27, 2013 at 3:02 AM UTC
BREATHING IN THE AIR.
The rain had not stopped all day and so you wandered around the school assembly hall like others equally bored peering now and then out of the window at the falling of the rain and the empty playground and you walked with Boxall and one of his cronies and listened to his poor jokes or his tales of his father’s farm when Christina came over and taking you by the arm led you to the passageway and said she knew a quiet spot where you could both be alone and away from the riff raff so you let yourself be led along the passageway she still holding your arm and you looking about you at the passing windows and prints on walls of famous art works and into a small deserted room off the dark passageway and once inside she shut the door and leant against it looking at the one small window at the other end it’s a bit dark she said but at least we can be alone here for a while she released your arm and moved to a wall across the room and you followed we’ll have to listen out for prefects or the caretaker whose room it is she said you looked at her standing there her eyes focused on you her hair neat and well brushed and some scent coming from her ( her mother’s borrowed she later said) her grey skirt (knee length) and jumper and white blouse sans tie aren’t you going to kiss me then? she asked of course you said and kissed her lips putting your hands about her waist and she did likewise and it was strange being there with her alone not having others nearby or other eyes watching and the kiss seemed surreal even though her lips were on yours it seemed like a dream her hands pressed you close to her and you sensing her waist in your hands feeling her hips and then her ribcage sensing her small ******* pressed on your chest and the semi dark of the room and her scent and flesh and hands and lips and you listening to her words and footsteps along the passage and voices and her eyes closed and yours open taking her in sensing her there and hearing words not hers outside the door and you both broke apart and hid behind the door as it opened and the caretaker entered leaving the door open where you hid and he stood there sorting through his junk and you both standing there holding hands lips burning breathing in the air.
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I believe in the match, white phosphorus, scratch of Bic lighter spurting like a miniature sun in the deadpan havoc of the darkest night. I believe in the neon sign, blare of argon red like lava. The invitation to come inside a place where everyone is a saint in rehabilitation. I do not believe in a steeple. I do have a church: it is full of cripples carrying their hearts like a crutch. It is full of ***** fingernails, swollen thumbs, epileptic prayer circles, a choir of bums, riff-raff, pulled off the street into the warmth of this fiery song. We are all martyrs burning, like pyres, exploding in moments of sorrow like gunpowder. God is not in this church. We are too far from his icy heaven to hear the cold menace of his manic threats. We are aflame, making heaven out of the hells we were born into, the ones we had no choice but to carry like a deformation, but making our heavens the kind where work is. We have built heaven out of pillars of words. We have scorched even the newest of testaments, sifting through its ash to divine new meaning of resurrection. I do not believe heaven or hell are nouns. I do not believe they are adjectives. They are verbs! ******* it they are verbs: boiling or churning with photographs of every failure, every success, every bruised knee, every severed tie, every father that did not love us, every mother who could not save us, every lover who kissed the dark sides of our light hearts. I believe you make heaven, that you make hell. I believe in only the fire, crackling like skin molting from sunburn. I want only to be consumed. The world is too far ruined to douse this from me. Let me burn. If you look closely, there are doves in the smoke, my bones glowing branches.
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Jun 13, 2015
Jun 13, 2015 at 12:57 PM UTC
Burning Soliloquy
I believe in the match, white phosphorus, scratch of Bic lighter spurting like a miniature sun in the deadpan havoc of the darkest night. I believe in the neon sign, blare of argon red like lava. The invitation to come inside a place where everyone is a saint in rehabilitation. I do not believe in a steeple. I do have a church: it is full of cripples carrying their hearts like a crutch. It is full of ***** fingernails, swollen thumbs, epileptic prayer circles, a choir of bums, riff-raff, pulled off the street into the warmth of this fiery song. We are all martyrs burning, like pyres, exploding in moments of sorrow like gunpowder. God is not in this church. We are too far from his icy heaven to hear the cold menace of his manic threats. We are aflame, making heaven out of the hells we were born into, the ones we had no choice but to carry like a deformation, but making our heavens the kind where work is. We have built heaven out of pillars of words. We have scorched even the newest of testaments, sifting through its ash to divine new meaning of resurrection. I do not believe heaven or hell are nouns. I do not believe they are adjectives. They are verbs! ******* it they are verbs: boiling or churning with photographs of every failure, every success, every bruised knee, every severed tie, every father that did not love us, every mother who could not save us, every lover who kissed the dark sides of our light hearts. I believe you make heaven, that you make hell. I believe in only the fire, crackling like skin molting from sunburn. I want only to be consumed. The world is too far ruined to douse this from me. Let me burn. If you look closely, there are doves in the smoke, my bones glowing branches.
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the chappy from Moree and his Narrabri sidekick put their heads together and came up with a dandy trick it was effective in hunting those common B Graders away for they'd determined that only exemplary talent would stay the chappy and his sidekick are a most fabulous cohort they'll not freely associate with any routine sort into their hallowed space you'll be rapidly ushered in but it is a must to wear their Mason's variety of grin some have got aboard the chappies and sidekick's train they'll be projected into the fastest possible lane the lad's conditions of rule are certain and absolute to be atop the mountain with them you need to be resolute it is safe to say that the chappy and his sidekick know their stock they'll not permit ordinary people to join their excellent flock at all times they patrol the zone with a vigorous stick to not let the riff raff gain any illustrious pick twill make their day to see the run of the mill shown out so they've all the clout that can be bandied about
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Nov 14, 2014
Nov 14, 2014 at 7:51 AM UTC
Clout
tossed around like empty peanut shells between a greedy hound girl and the local squirrel  riff raff staging a hissy fit territorial disputes run amuck so much fuss the elder pup stands firm barks to never surrender her claim to the lucky stash all the while her feathered foes swoop down and steal them both  blind.
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Jul 27, 2014
Jul 27, 2014 at 3:22 PM UTC
Nutty Conversations
I have seen my share of old men Sitting early in diners: Widowers, perhaps, Or never-weds, Seldom women, Excepting tired street people, Tattered bags sprawling Disheveled out of the wet, Leaving only when the manager Steps up with a bottle of soapy water And a cleaning rag, The polite symbol of "It's time to go." Fast food, No place to rest, Up and moving before the family crowd Can see the riff-raff Who sat these chairs earlier, Who hunker now on some lee-side wall Against the chill spring rain.
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Mar 26, 2018
Mar 26, 2018 at 8:38 AM UTC
Early Diners