"houseplants" poems
1
The hardest thing you will ever do
Is care for someone who has no interest
In caring for themselves
It is grocery shopping at 2am
Shortly after work
When this morning I realized
There is no food in the house
It is a week’s worth of food I can barely afford
2
Growing up there were 2 churches in my neighborhood
On Wednesdays
The one closest to the elementary school gave away bread
On Fridays
The one near my grandmother’s house gave out canned goods
It was always fun to see what arrived in the big brown boxes
It was like Christmas
Except if it was close to Christmas
Because the boxes were always a little more full than usual around then
3
She sits all day in a robe
Mismatched socks
A cigarette between permanently pursed lips
She is the closest thing to crazy cat lady
That I have seen in real life
Except
These are not cats
These are children
Still dumb enough to not see that something is wrong
4
He is an old man
Doing what old men do
Around the time of forgetfulness
And the time where your body stops doing what you tell it to
Like to not **** your pants
5
They are like houseplants
And goldfish purchased from the same market
Living things whose only interest is dying
Like sheep open mouthed at the beauty of the rain
Sheep sometimes drown in the rain
6
I feel like I’m drowning
In a shallow pond
The kind of drowning that takes effort
And humility
The kind where the gasps of air are enough
To fill me with hope for a little longer
It is water-logged hope
At the bottom of a drying well
When the mouth at the top
Look so much like laughing
7
I know
Airing out your ***** laundry in public
Doesn’t clean your clothes
As much as it lets everyone know how bad you can smell
Which reminds me
I have laundry to do in the morning
May 2, 2012
May 2, 2012 at 7:02 AM UTC
Death cures all sickness.
Freud said the goal of all living things is death.
Can I get a witness?
So then it is slow torture for us to do things,
Like keep houseplants and goldfish alive.
Death cures all sickness.
It makes the will to live seem pretentious
When we make it point to continue on, survive.
Can I get a witness?
But I don’t believe in cheating.
Not all living things understand suicide.
Death cures all sickness.
Drunk at night I bear my heart repeating,
That I not go gently into the night.
Death cures all illness.
No, I am bone and breath
And will not strive for death.
Death cures all sickness.
Can I get a witness?
Jun 17, 2012
Jun 17, 2012 at 2:56 PM UTC
you're painting
the kitchen walls
baby duck
yellow.
you have houseplants
despite the lack of
sunlight
but i don't
think you know how
dark it really is.
you painted
my bedroom walls
dark green
i guess you covered
up the words i once
carved in the wall.
florals and snowflakes
now you get the
keyring and
i promise we won't
accidentally break in
like we did to him.
i might be an
incurable cynic
(which i know you
never know how to take)
but i sincerely hope
you're happy here.
i sincerely hope
my pessimism is not
cooling down your
prewarmed house.
i sincerely hope
you never become
jaded by who you
learn people truly are.
and i sincerely hope that
whatever darkness you may
or may not find never dims
your new living room light
or the radiance you've
always carried with you.
Jul 23, 2016
Jul 23, 2016 at 7:47 PM UTC
My childhood
was stubbing toes on pool railings
while trying not to drown
four foot tall, six feet under.
I sat by houseplants
on cold tile.
I lost my teeth to salt water taffy.
My parakeet was named
after a character on Full House
who had frizzy hair
and did not have her mama either.
One day,
she broke her beak.
It was my fault, I brought the
blood to my face as I would salve
to apologize
but it was far too late.
Daddy set her free while I slept.
I would rush to the
school supply aisle in Kroger
for pens and pencils
and bought Barbie dolls to glide
against the bayou’s surface.
Later, Katrina came
to sink everything I ever touched.
I thought
about the black men and their
saxophones downtown
how I wanted to replace the reeds
so badly
to hear New Orleans jazz
one final time before we moved.
The whole time
my sister was made of sage.
My brother slept on my Powerpuff
Girl sheets so often that
I kept my ******* in another room.
And I thought that
mothers came from fireplaces
because mine
hid her liquor in there sometimes.
Jul 8, 2013
Jul 8, 2013 at 8:13 PM UTC
It's always the bat-shit, rabid dog
crazy ones that will put up a really
good front when you first meet them.
You're always amazed at how normal they appear.
They are intelligent, hold down jobs, drive Volvo's;
maybe they even have children that they
seem to take care of. They pay bills,
celebrate holidays and have houseplants.
They might even have a
dog or a cat, or a sickly looking bird in a cage.
But, just underneath the false facade of
lucid smiles, lurks a whack-job from hell.
They make Sybil and Lizzie Borden look
like Mother Theresa.
If you find yourself with one of these
women, don't confront them, it only
makes matters worse, and could prove deadly.
Just smile and nod, and slowly back out
the door. Don't stop until you see the
Pacific Ocean. Get in and wash yourself off.
Your safer with the sharks and the riptide.
Apr 15, 2020
Apr 15, 2020 at 8:53 AM UTC
Would that I knew you better;
your face like a smooth mask
and dark eyes so remote;
one glance,
can start me shivering.
The sophist siren symphonies
of unrequited love and desire
tempt me beyond measure;
who knows,
maybe you feel the same.
The plant on the windowsill
has bloomed its last bud
and trails sad, brown vines,
flung wide,
in the indignity of death.
Inches below its dry fingers,
above gleaming porcelain,
squats a dripping faucet;
hard reality,
to shrivel so close to life.
My mind wanders this truth
as my heart curls and browns,
I feel thirst consume me;
tell me,
will I die for want of you?
Nov 10, 2013
Nov 10, 2013 at 4:52 PM UTC
you can't tell
me anything, Universe.
I ask you
I ask you
I press the
fate button.
and you shut
your coy little
lips and say
no no
don't look
no peeking-
I'll just be
behind this tree
trust me, you'll
like it-
just take another
step forward.
yep, keep going.
But see, How?
how do I know
you didn't paint
a trompe- l'oeil
of a pit
just beneath my
toe tips
how do I know
whether I'll fall
into a cave
or wind up in
an office?
Just open
that door.
I want to
look into the hall
maybe peer at
your houseplants
the radiators
and doorknobs of
the future.
just some
spoilers.
then I'll
leave you
alone, I swear
I'll turn off
the lights, tuck
in and just
keep
walking on til
the end.
Dec 21, 2010
Dec 21, 2010 at 10:32 PM UTC
Simple things, like a slow start to a late morning
Like listening to old disco waft over the scent of Arabic roasts
The slight insistence of last night's indulgence not quite crawling across my brain
Like watching my capering daughter with her joy in a small rainbow umbrella
Small hands wanting to help with tasks only a little too large
The company of bright minds in Similar states of satiation
Full of the richness of hollandaise, eggs, the sharp oiled smoke of salmon
Simple things like hi-fiving as we collapse on the sofa, space cleansed, evening sun sprawled a crossed the wall
Golden Berlin sunset calling a riot of houseplants into soft violet contrast, shadows long
Simple like the way the sun catches your profile, and my breath catches in my throat..
Simple things
May 28, 2017
May 28, 2017 at 7:02 AM UTC
dead man's requiem,
how does god weep when he's laughing?
shadow puppet queen;
it hurts, doesn't it?
the grip of life loosening
rapidly, rapid fire...
welcome to the bullet feast.
Go outside and play with time now;
chess with the past,
checkers with the present,
poker with the future.
howl at the sun for a change;
smoke on some of that science if you think it'll save you––
eat names for breakfast.
break every mirror
that pities you,
water your houseplants
with holy water.
drink tea sap.
107.1°
Fever wolf.
Oct 26, 2020
Oct 26, 2020 at 1:25 AM UTC
so,
i saw a piece of you
the other day.
i found you out in the yard.
and. i used to find you
everyday,
but,
we are the inside of a silverware drawer when the lights go out.
We are an old can of soda
we are the underside of a frying pan.the hinges of medicine cabinet mirror.the back of a fake hand gun
a pocketfull of chemical hand warmers
The washing label on shrunken, favorite, sweatshirt-
storeboughtstarmarketpumpkinpie.
Brooding at the breakfast table.
a telephone that rings when you don’t want it to.
we are nylon down vest- reversible- tucked inbetween
arm and
oilskin hat.
We are dead houseplants.
homemade radiator covers,
feet under the covers
we are waking up
we are slacking off in class.hating other people.wading into bathtubwater. I. hurt her daughter
polished like a powderhorn.hurting like a can of vegetarian baked beans.
like an old pocketknife.
we are
pantsless in the hallway. we are backyard garden. we are tripping over the recyclables on a sunday.
we are good radio song.
we wanted garlic.butter we got hotdogs instead.
That’s supermarket poetry. It hit us.
golden and radiant-
as the smiles in the cereal aisle.
And it was cold outside.
the milk froze in the car
Mar 17, 2015
Mar 17, 2015 at 1:47 AM UTC
Log-trucks reel these houseplants.
The dog will bark, weeds flood a window –
tires resonate as though in a metal pencil box
but at least I am not alone.
Apr 12, 2013
Apr 12, 2013 at 12:26 PM UTC
How perfect the hand of luck
with its rubber bracelets &
smiley face thumbnail. And U -
how perfect are you, hanging
out under my houseplants???
Feb 27, 2016
Feb 27, 2016 at 9:53 PM UTC
i wish i could turn
you into a liquid
something
softer than water
stronger than coffee
sweeter than lemonade
more sincere
than blood
i would bathe in it
watch it stain my skin
and stick under my nails
as it washed away my fears
i would water all my
houseplants with it
they would grow to the ceiling
turning sunset colors
i would drink it
the same way i drink
the summer rain when
it blows onto the porch
i would use it as an
all-purpose cleaner
acidic as vinegar and so
much better at polishing counters
if only
i could turn you
into a liquid
maybe i wouldn't
be quite so
dehydrated this summer
or maybe i would
just be slowly
poisoning myself
from the inside out.
Aug 18, 2016
Aug 18, 2016 at 10:11 PM UTC
I want to walk to convienet stores at 2 am
I want to rent movies from redbox at 3 am
I want to play music on the streets at 4 am
I want to slow dance with myself at 5 am
I want to crash on a strangers couch at 6 am
And I want to steal their houseplants at 7 am
I want to come back to that convenient store at 8 am
I want to check every isle and finally leave at 9 am
I want to go home with no questions at 10 am
I want to spend time alone in the streets
I never want to live to see pm
Jul 24, 2014
Jul 24, 2014 at 2:35 AM UTC
The Congressman said fluoride in the tap water would effectuate Sharia law.
The Congressman said immigrants would hire water sommeliers.
The Congressman said immigrants open froyo shops on every corner.
The Congressman said immigrants suckled like a dewy, famished baby.
The Congressman said terrorists suckled on the **** of welfare and secretly ran things.
The Congressman said Season 2 of The Wire was the best one, beyond question.
The Congressman said net neutrality would stifle board game night, blot out the imagination.
The Congressman said that true patriots were never neutral.
The Congressman said that drag queens were using the library, checking out books.
The Congressman said Taco Tuesday was fake news, a grand globalist conspiracy.
The Congressman said big government was coming for your houseplants and moist towelettes.
The Congressman said big government was the enemy.
The Congressman said terrorists were the enemy.
The Congressman said immigrants were the enemy.
The Congressman said the other was the enemy.
The Congressman said anyone who would order $7 avocado toast was the enemy.
The Congressman said anyone who read newspapers was the enemy.
The Congressman said that anyone who fact-checked a politician’s statements was the enemy.
The Congressman said enemies would burn the Constitution in a pile of seized towelettes.
The Congressman’s challenger said she got death threats and promptly dropped out.
The Congressman said she was lying, there were no threats.
The Congressman said she was really a liar all along.
The Congressman said he had tried to warn everyone.
Aug 21, 2017
Aug 21, 2017 at 3:28 AM UTC
KNOWN FAILURES INCLUDE
“FOSTERING RELATIONSHIPS”
WEAKNESS ARE NOT LIMITED TO
“FEELING UNSETTLED"
WHY DID I THINK I COULD
KEEP MY HOUSEPLANTS ALIVE?
Aug 26, 2016
Aug 26, 2016 at 9:07 PM UTC
It’s a beautiful day,
A Saturday.
One of those effervescent Spring afternoons that buzzes with sunny activity,
a neighborhoodly kind of
picture perfect blue sky kind of
everything’s gonna be okay kind of day.
I stare at it from the corner of the couch,
through the window at the lawns across the street from the corner of the couch
and look down at myself.
***** covered in soil from head to toe.
So bright, too bright out there
through eyes that have been languishing overlong in the deep brown black of the underground,
behind masks and walls,
closed for fear of opening.
They dazzle now and squint,
watering at the light,
not watering,
crying, crying,
etching riverbeds upon my ***** face.
How long was I down there?
Dreaming awake and automatic,
watching her water the houseplants and
comfort the friends
and rock the child
while I shoveled earth over my living form
to protect this vulnerable animal,
to bury bury bury it.
The noise doesn’t reach me
there in my cocoon.
It threatens now to crack my fragile sanity; though madness I would greet as an old companion.
I reject the invitation beckoning me from somewhere deep inside,
push push push it down,
and wave to my neighbor through the window
as he mows his grass.
It’s a beautiful day,
A Saturday,
and my senses pulse with indignation against it.
Back to the dreaming
where I will wrap my mind in cotton
and try again tomorrow.
May 10, 2025
May 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM UTC
there’s a cold, electronic melancholia in the
crevices of lighted rooms, in the imaginations of
giants, in the suffocating, wondrous monochromes of the night
in whispered, blinding, broken, dull,
in relief maps, in cold hands running alongside climactic surfaces,
in small, imposing shadows—in model ships, dying reeds and houseplants,
pieced-together wolves, as close an imitation as can be dared, in stained glass, dusty
aves and books and windows, closed, and closed and closed and warm;
cables, flooring, displaced, obscured, scratched-out names and labels and figures and
facts: beautiful facts, useless facts, cold and impersonal, lively and running,
i remember the small smile, that slight wave of your hand as you passed by, but never quite
left me.
Dec 31, 2017
Dec 31, 2017 at 6:01 PM UTC
1.) you must hang up the world in the closet and heal.
2.) submerge yourself in the mirror; make peace with what you see.
3.) baptize yourself in the bathtub; watch the sins go down the drain.
4.) make an offering to your body; for you are a temple. you house a goddess within; and at all costs you must subdue her suffering.
5.) banish certain shadows from your body; today no one should follow you.
6.) sow your dreams into the houseplants' pots; water them in softness; grow with them.
7.) drink tea. pray. worship gentle things. breathe; without the invasion of thought.
8.) recycle your soul. reincarnate into something other than yourself; become more than what you originally had in mind.
9.) call your mother; or your father, or whoever ground you most. remind them you love them. allow certain heartbeats to re-align you.
10.) and above all; forgive always.
Oct 26, 2020
Oct 26, 2020 at 1:40 AM UTC
the metal is poised:
upright, red, defiant.
the glow is muted,
inhuman /.
the garden
is tired; it asks for
forgiveness.
the metal is poised:
the leaves disperse—
frightened./
the valleys crawl into the sky.
the metal is poised:
you’re/ like a dusty,
aeroplane
window: i see home falling
away
away
away)
Apr 15, 2018
Apr 15, 2018 at 3:23 AM UTC
just getting around
from going downtown
which is like saying
something under my breath
about sticks
i cook every night
and check in with the ladies (all houseplants and wallflowers)
touch is spaghetti
and hugs and pockets full of guitar
picks
raspy whisper a slim chance
singing
beat it or carry the tune
do the dishes that are in the sink
all of this
now I'm sick
take the keys
take the reigns
get some ****
take the blame
do whatever it is you think
of next
for your next trick
tricky is as tricky does
but it only works this once
once around is good enough
good enough
to kick
around
But tough
around here
i sleep when i can't stay awake
i eat when i am hungry
I love because
I was made in the image of
Feb 12, 2021
Feb 12, 2021 at 9:51 AM UTC