"celebs" poems
I have this friend
(it's really me)
Who has this girlfriend
(who's really she)
Who has this quirk
(really several)
Which she'd deny
(which is another)
She's not anti-gay,
Sees right past color, creed and ethnicity;
Sees women for being women,
Men for men,
And any combination thereof,
And vice versa.
No, she can see right past bigotry,
Is blind to prejudice,
But has an innate drive that goes straight for wardrobe.
From the gowns of celebs,
To the color of Alex Trebek's tie.
A sartorist, that's what she is.
*I heard that.
And I am not.*
(contrary too)
Feb 24, 2018
Feb 24, 2018 at 11:29 PM UTC
Chainsmoking menthols,
creating clouds on parade.
Living in the dark;
frenching hurt that I've made.
There's a sadness in my comfort
and a comfort in my sadness.
*** fame, ******* down
commercialized madness.
I don't dream of pornstars
as much as I dream of clothes.
Videogames to escape it all,
carbon monoxide through my nose.
Too good for this and that;
entitlement at an all-time high.
Doing television to help me live,
or maybe to help me die.
Spotify for the masses
beating in my brain.
Youtube and pornhub
to make me feel the same
as the lost I compare to myself
and the celebs I want to be.
I want to be on edge, rich, validated;
I want to live in a fractured harmony.
Sep 18, 2016
Sep 18, 2016 at 1:51 AM UTC
Today, in Bisexuality-"Pick a sided!"
Why should we? We have the right to-
"Shut up!"
BLOCKED
Today, in Bisexuality-"Men can't be Bisexual!"
Yes, they can be, and-
****
BLOCKED
Today, in Bisexuality- "Top 17 List of Gay Celebs!"
Bisexual Celebs have been listed as gay or lesbian. If you could, please-
"We said what we said!"
BLOCKED
Today, in Bisexuality- **** gay marriage! You, people, are gross!"
Then, avert your eyes. And, it's called same-sex marriage for a reason. I'm Bisexual and when you don't acknowledge that you erase-
**** you!"
BLOCKED
Today, in Bisexuality- "Y'all say Y'all like girls, but always marry men. It's so stupid!"
Did you ever stop to think it's because Queer women isolate and shun us? Did you ever stop to think most of us are fearful of coming out because we have to deal with Biphobia and always defending-
**** you *****
BLOCKED
Today, in Bisexuality- "Bisexuality isn't real!"
But, but, but, it's called LGBTQ because the B stands for-
"You are just confused and experimenting!"
But, I'm the B in LGBTQ and-
"Go **** yourself!"
BLOCKED
UNPLUG. RECHARGE. RESET.
I feel the cold. I'm forced in the void.
We don't have a voice. We are being destroyed.
Abused. Battered. Shunned. Lost.
You ignore our needs, and our lives are the cost.
No funding. No help. No representation.
We are the ******* children of a silent nation.
We ask for help and organizations wait for our week.
We aren't asking for much. It's Visibility we seek.
Using your voice is free. Make noise on your platform every day and night.
We aren't going away. For Visibility, we fight!
Dec 16, 2016
Dec 16, 2016 at 2:05 AM UTC
poisoned love
subliminal
images that enslave
ah!
there you are
----------
watching ***** children
dance with celebs
instead of stars!
-----
beyonce the beyonce!
----------
sasha fiercly free!
--------
are we
really only
stupid twits?
----------
poisoned country
beyond the beyouncing
booberoos
poisoned minds
(speaking
subliminally)
Dec 7, 2010
Dec 7, 2010 at 1:43 PM UTC
The Billboard Music Awards took over Las Vegas last night as the celebs rocked it on the carpet and on the stage. However, there were more than a few music stars who just missed the mark when it came to the fashion.
From the barely there gowns to the colorful messes that caught everyone’s eye, and not in a good way.
The Billboard Music Awards fashion is usually something to praise, however this year things took a turn for worse. These lucky celebrities top our list of biggest fashion fails from the billboard music awards.
Mariah Carey chose to show it off in a cleavage baring illusion dress.
Hailee Steinfeld’s embraced her girly side in a black and white ruffle number.
The whole Fifth Harmony clan completely failed in their black, white and yellow matching outfits.
Britney Spears covered it all up in an ill-fitting, long, sparkly gown.
And Dencia’s outfit was a messy rainbow that had everyone staring.
It seems like some of the stars got dressed in the dark or just completely forgot to look in the mirror before stepping out on the red carpet.
May 19, 2015
May 19, 2015 at 3:44 AM UTC
A child without water,
a rich man drinks his coffee.
A father unable to provide,
a rich kid gets a new car.
A mother lies awake, body ravaged by AIDS,
while the Hollywood hills expose their costly ills.
The dream of equality is nowhere to be found
while the lives of the many are repressed and pushed down.
Executives and suits lived gluttonous youths
while a father works to death to fill his children’s mouths.
There is a solution to this problem of society,
one which the telethon celebs won’t give up quietly.
It doesn’t involve guilt-trips on TV.
It doesn’t need attention constantly.
Socialites shouldn’t seek their own satisfaction
if the only result is our continued inaction.
What is really necessary, what really needs doing,
is to get out there and get ourselves moving.
It’s the work of us commoners
that will fill up the bellies.
It’s the donation of the middle class
that will educate young ladies.
The revolution of giving needs to be started
or else who will care when our own lives grow stunted?
The world all together relies on us all
to give out our hand and make our brothers stand tall.
It’s these simple acts which will strengthen the pillars
of mutual respect for our society’s sisters.
So don’t wait any longer for a celeb to rise up.
It’s these people below them who’ll fill up the cup.
No debutante or heir can fill every belly
by thinking of their pride and unearned glory.
Never before has it felt so right
to be the common man, helping a peer in his plight.
Mar 25, 2012
Mar 25, 2012 at 3:16 AM UTC
I told them, “I don’t feel sorry for Robin Williams.
He lived it. Coke-fueled, bearded trickster of ******
Well traveled and well versed, raging into worlds
Physical and ephemeral, like a ghostly bull
Goring mortals to unfeel the estoques
Sunk deep into his vital corpse.”
I had a friend who blew his brains out
While his parents were watching tv in the living room
And another who rented a room at the Marriott
Then hung himself off the shower-rod
Both early 20s
You won’t see them on the big screen
Or hear their witty banter on interviews
Chic celebs won’t eulogize them
On “Extra”, “TMZ”, or “Access Hollywood”
No 2 minute montages
At award shows, while tuxes and gowns float
Clapping in ovation behind the shimmering façade
Of golden statues
They got a few lines in an obituary, in A7
Those who knew them will speak in hushed euphemisms
No one daring to whisper “suicide”
As if it’s the ****** Mary of deaths
Like walking under a ladder, or breaking a mirror
The mirror containing, like smoke, the future
The jagged shards reflecting moonlight faintly
I love them all the same
Jun 11, 2015
Jun 11, 2015 at 7:14 PM UTC
Designer clothes, glittering cars,
A million buck fragrance,
Costly drink at the bars,
Flying in chartered planes,
Your so called stars ,
Celebs at the parties,
Smoking cigars .
Oh, you like calling it high society ?
Then please do, mister,
I can take facts with ease.
I've been a slave to it, since so long,
I know how ******* high it is.
Effin brats of billionaire dads,
Acting cool with pricey ****
******* roaming in alluring rags,
All slaves like me, of tempting fads.
Jul 11, 2010
Jul 11, 2010 at 11:37 AM UTC
It’s Tuesday morning. I’d thought, until Leeza corrected me, that Thanksgiving was today.
“Thanksgiving always falls on Thursday, dorkus,” Leeza said Sunday, at breakfast (extirpating my hopes). “Besides, notice we haven’t been cooking?” She added.
“Good point.” I chuckled disappointedly.
Later, Lisa, Leeza and I had just got back from the pool where we saw John Krasinski and Emily Blunt. Leeza told me that Paramount studios has a condo, somewhere - on the 29th floor - where celebs stay (When you don’t know where something is, it’s on the mysterious 29th floor). Peter missed it. He didn’t join us because it’s a saltwater pool and it stings his warm but delicate, deep brown eyes.
I wondered what Peter was doing - push-ups on the balcony or something probably. Who knew he exercised so much? There’s a whole state-of-the-art gym but he likes exercising outdoors. I checked and yeah, there he was, on the balcony in the 46° wind, doing curls or something with elastic bands.
I sipped on some of Karen’s (Lisa & Leeza’s mom) nummy cinnamon-apple-cider and watched him for a few delicious minutes. Peter really is kind of fire, I decided. Then I popped my head out, “Come shower, Lisa wants to go out,” I announced. He just nodded and began packing up. I ran for my room to shower first (we share a shower).
Nov 22, 2022
Nov 22, 2022 at 2:48 PM UTC
By birth I’m Gen Z, that’s true,
but their strange standards I just can’t do.
I can’t be polite and abusive in one breath,
or worship celebs like they gave me life or death.
I won’t wear brands just to prove I belong,
or sip on a drink and call culture strong.
I can’t post my life just for Instagram views,
or cry “period, slayy” when I’ve nothing to lose.
I won’t call lust love, then hashtag “forever,”
or stage breakups in reels, claiming “healing’s so clever.”
So yes, I’m Gen Z by time and by name,
but with a little common sense, I don’t play that game.
Aug 30, 2025
Aug 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM UTC
Liberty's way out of our control
Checking the pass for every person
Why don't you sit down and listen?
Call all the cops and surround my house
Keys to your success are in my pocket
Money up in a building robbed again
What is the best weaponry in your country?
Levels we reach, we never step back
You shoot the unarmed so technically
Amazing twists in the media, I hear
I say what I hear, so don't judge me
Can you believe my parents scolded me?
Luckily I have the doughs, they key low
I'm drive a lambo, they live in bamboo
I found a charity fund, I raised a lot
A lot to see if the people love and follow me
I don't feel greedy, coz I feed the needy
I see what's good, what's bad and evil
So look at your face, hater I'll spit
F out of the yard, you'll be hit by my guard
Sep 26, 2016
Sep 26, 2016 at 7:42 AM UTC
1) : No Animal poems
2) : No Extreme poems
3) : No Old whatsoever poems
4) : No *** poems
5) : No ****** poems
6) : No Casandra complex poems
7) : No Celebs poems No wait thats OK!
8) : No ******* poems
9) : No Disambiguation poems.
10) :No go **** yourself poems
11): No **** me poems
12): No *** poems
13): No love poems
14): No hate poems
15): No nature poems
16): No political poems
17) No happy poems
18) No ****** poems
19) No poems about body functions
20) No funny poems
21) No honey poems
22) No poems about, AI malfunctions
23) No poems about no poems ;)
..................
*just refine
yourself
out of
*******
existence
poems*
Nov 20, 2017
Nov 20, 2017 at 2:15 PM UTC
The Hadid
in weekend
plans this
plane that'll
easily shake
takeoff as
they'll break
the news
and flash
zesty Yolanda
that only
her celebs
were finally
gathered in
the Paparazzi
will trump
West Hollywood.
Jun 21, 2016
Jun 21, 2016 at 10:23 AM UTC
Many say money is the root of all evil
Then I say greed must be the seed
Which causes most to watch your heart bleed
They say there isnt enough food in the world
For every child to have their own loaf of bread
Too bad greed aint food
Then the whole world would be fed
People act like their blind to whats goin on
So open your ears and listen on
Just because you know whats wrong
Doesnt mean youve made it right!
Wow this is gonna be one hell of a fight
They broadcast all over the world
When a celebrity is dying
But when babies are getting blown up in the war
Where is the footage of their mothers crying
Then again this is our own fault
We cant stomach the 'real news'
WE lite this f**kin fuse
We wanna know what celebs are doing all the time
So of course the children loose
So whats the use
Why are you angry at something that you helped build
We are 'all' part of the reason why the world is filled
With this anger and hate, we took the bait!
They say there isnt enough food
**** theres so much its overflowing our plate
I do my part so I stand behind every f**kin word I said
Could care less how many get angry and wanna see me dead
Gonna keep doing what Ive been doing instead
I didnt know I was a celebrity for people to care so much
HA I must say im a little touched
You might wanna keep focus
Always keep your eye on the prize
Saving this messed up world before its 'demise'
Sep 18, 2009
Sep 18, 2009 at 6:14 AM UTC
(Sung to the melody of Frank Sinatra's "My Way")
And so, I'm standing here
To say an oath and pledge allegiance.
Though some will cry and jeer
And accuse me of malfeasance,
The fact that I can stand
Before you now in a tough-guy way
Proves that you can be like me
By doing things my way.
Yes, I've stiffed a few,
But that's my disposition.
That's what you have to do
To carry forth your mission.
I knew what I was doing;
I was acting in a sly way.
Just do what I tell you
And do things my way.
You might not like the things I say
Or what I do, but that's okay.
Celebs like me have it made.
Just don't drop the masquerade.
It's all the same; just play the game
And do things my way.
I've had three wives. So what!
I've had just two divorces.
The news? Don't watch that ****
I've found better sources.
I didn't get this far
By choosing the just-get-by way.
Since life is dog eat dog
Just do things my way.
You never know who you can *****
Until you shift your point of view.
Remember: ***** before you're *******
At times be crass; at times be lewd.
Make up the rules; treat them like fools
By doing things my way.
Yes, do things my way.
- by Bob B (1-19-17)
Jan 20, 2017
Jan 20, 2017 at 12:41 AM UTC
Ruby picked up her phone,
And clicked on Instagram,
She kept scrolling down through everyone's posts,
And for hours her phone was in her hand.
Ruby saw happy couples,
Smiles on every face,
Picture perfect flawless skin,
Food that looked too good to taste.
Luxuries & mansion houses,
Celebs living great lives,
Models eating salad leaves,
Jeans cinched in at their sides.
Ruby went doomscrolling,
Right down through the reels,
Short video after video,
Purposely addictive,
Cause these companies are hungry for the money, like a meal.
Sep 20, 2024
Sep 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM UTC
I was born in a city
Moved to other cities
Lived on both coasts
Hung with celebs
Loved and lost
Almost died a few times
Moved to the country
Generations of fowl
Sons born dogs died
Lost her love
Tears in the fields
Almost died a few times
Saw your face
Awoke to light
Followed the dream
Met you
Will never die
Jan 24, 2013
Jan 24, 2013 at 1:35 PM UTC
Bored of information;
Our world has too much noise.
It has to shock and horrify;
What is wrong with calm and poise?
I simply have little interest
In celebs, their lives, their loves;
Or pointless social traffic;
Who wants to know you bought new gloves.
We really need to learn
To better choose our priorities in life,
The things that really make us happy
It is these that will ease our strife.
Jun 8, 2014
Jun 8, 2014 at 5:04 PM UTC
A grand dinner at Park Royale
Mingling with the aristocrats
the celebs and the royals
was introduced to a goldsmith
showing off her 24.4USD
fancy bue grey diamond ring..
she mentioned her name
gave a card written Jacob & Co
i am impressed same time i felt too small
when she asked me what I did for a living..
Unsure whether to be proud or shy...
told her i am simply a wordsmith
i write words of love and of virtues
Astonished.... she looked at me... amused and confused
WORDSMITH? She asked for my business card but i gave her this site
http://hellopoetry.com/write/poem/
she rolled her pretty eyes again
her diamonds shine...
my shy eyes met her questioning eyes...
and I slowly bowed and said...
"if you can't find me anywhere"
you shall meet my words
even if I die today or tomorrow
my poetry remains....
i am a wordsmith forever i shall be
the gold is in my words the carat 30.11
is me.
no profit will it make understand the
written word.
your ring will be forgotten in the years to come
my words will still be read ,the perfect word
will never die
Jun 21, 2013
Jun 21, 2013 at 2:41 AM UTC
Leap to see where they bring you when you do exactly what everyone does
Go to see where the bronzed and shiny, the blonde and skinny, the buff and the beautiful, the catchy things sleep here, it's all about the trend and the he said this she said that magazines plastering a wallpaper of celebs and what's-hot on the interior walls structuring my mind
do they feed on your self confidence too?
They crush youth and make believe that caring will be the death of them, that a soul gets ripped free of it's shackles everytime something genuine and real happens, something naked and imperfect, something totally weird and not what you'd say is the norm, here now, won't you see me as I am? It's progressive to be a little bit different now?
What else do they say to you when you are breathless and sighing on the ground- we all see when things are wrong, but everyone here is so small when the big man wants their money and their cars and things, it's easier to have nothing but the stuff that is shoved down our throats has become something everyone needs.
Sep 12, 2014
Sep 12, 2014 at 9:43 PM UTC
.
An Inside Job ?!?!?!
**** !!!
(
)
(
)
(
\/
/\
/ \
%%#%%
****** !!
%%
( as the buildings turned
To Swiss Cheese
& fell down ... down ....... Down ! )
^
when I was a kid
I loved
GOD AND COUNTRY
now that I am an adult
I still love
GOD AND COUNTRY
But it ain't the false god of war and greed
And
EXCEPTIONALISM
as worshipped now
And it sure as hell ain't
This Immoral Catastrophe now called
AMERIKKKA !!!
)?(
are YE - all smelling
What I be stepping in ?
My fellow poets
And other
Fornicating entities
Floating around here
On the borderlands
Of
INSANITY
&
MASS DELUSION !?
//
Yeah
Let's face it
9//11
WAS
an Inside Job
!!
( &'none of them Rich Celebs
Really loves ya
BUT I DO ! )
Oct 24, 2015
Oct 24, 2015 at 6:58 PM UTC
I am me and nothing else
I do as I please and **** the rest
I can be selfish but also a really nice chap
I speak no ills and cut out the crap
I want to be loved but can go without
I want to be in town but I live far out
I want the perfect job but sat here with a dream
I had it all in my head until I hit the real life screen
I look at the celebs and wonder just how
I cry myself to sleep with the sweat on my brow
I want to be everything that I am not
I wonder why we are given these dreams in a chase where we all one day stop
I wonder
I ponder
I dream,
Man do I dream.
JJB
Jun 7, 2018
Jun 7, 2018 at 10:08 AM UTC
It Seems ... Mr. Ross ...
Has BROKEN Some ... " Boundaries " ...
But ... If It's Not Him ...
It's That Man ... " Ali G " ... !!!
Or Maybe A ... " Pundit " ...
On Late Night TV ... ?!?
But ...
Shows That They're SLAMMING ...
Claim To Be ... " Comedies " ... ?!?
Can Someone Explain ...
How They Get On ... TV ... ?!?
" Have I Got News For You "
Is On ... BBC ...
As is ... Mr. Ross ...
But NOT ... Ali G ...
Channel 4 ... Is The Channel ...
Where He Seems To Be ...
But ...
Now They're Complaining ...
That Things They Are Saying ...
AREN'T Really ... " Funny " ... !?!
But ...
THIS Is ... LONG After ...
Execs' Get MONEY ... !!!
NOT Just Celebs' ...
But THOSE ... TV Heads ...
Who CLAIM That ... " The Edit " ...
Didn't Get To ... THEIR DESK ... !?!
So ....
What Were They Doing ... ?
Instead of ... Tape Viewing ... ?!?
Now ...
That Is A Thought ...
To Leave Your Mind ... " Stewing " .............
See ...
THIS Is ... " The Problem " ...
With Critics and ... " Liberals " ...
THEY ... Twist and Turn ...
Like ... " Arjen Robben " ... !!!
It's OKAY To USE Blacks ...
For ... SHAMELESS Displays ...
EVEN If A GREAT MANY ...
DON'T Behave THAT Way ... !?!
But Some SILLY Blacks ...
Are READY To Say ...
" Don't worry i'll do it ! "
Just For A ... " PAYDAY " ... !!!
That's Just My View ...
Cos' TV ... Is SEE THROUGH ...
DON'T EVER Be Fooled ...
They KNOW What They Do ...
These SHOCK VALUE Stories ...
Remind Me of ... TORIES ... !!!
and Like ... MOST of Them ...
THESE Stories Just Bore Me ... !!!
I Thought This Was WHY ...
We Have The ... " Watershed " ... !?!
Cos' ...
By The Time ... Half Past Nine ...
Shouldn't Kids Be IN BED ... ?!?
Parents ... Be CAREFUL ...
Which Channel You PRESS ... !!!
Cos' Your Child May Just Be ... ???
REPEATING ... What Is Said ...
On ... Late Night TV ...
To Get Some STREET CRED' ... !!!
This Is MY Belief ...
It's Those SAME TV Chiefs ...
That PUT ... FOUL-MOUTHED Actors ...
On .... " Comic Relief " ....
They KNOW What They're Doing ...
They SET UP ... SHOCK Viewing ... !!!!!
From Soaps Like ... " Eastenders " ...
To ... Late Night Agendas ...
To ...
CONJURE UP ... Figures ...
From Ali G ... " WIGGERS' " ...
To RAPPERS Who YES ...
Are REALLY ... Gold Diggers ... !!!
Who Just Try To ... SHOCK ...
With Words That They've Got ... !!!
THESE Rap Battles Generate ...
MILLIONS of Sales ... !!!!!!
Don't You SEE ... ?
Thats' The Plot ...
DON'T Sit and COMPLAIN ...
Cos' The Lot We've Now Got ...
Is Running ... AMOK ...
Somewhat Like ...
... Your SNOT ... !!!
Whatever Has Happened ...
To .... TECHNOLOGY .... ?!?
Unless The Show's LIVE ...
Can't They Just Use The BLEEP ... ?!?
EVEN If The Show's LIVE ...
I Suggest They Start Using ...
Technology ... " Tricks " ...
And Then THIS Whole PROBLEM ...
Could Simply Be ... FIXED ...
PROFANITY Is ...
Part of ... REALITY ...
And REALITY Is ..
A Reflection of ... " WE " ...
The Image of ... YOU ...
And The Image of ME ...
I Hope ... This Little Poem ...
Has Helped You To SEE ...
That ...
ALL of This ... NONSENSE ...
Is Simply Just ... BLEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP ... !!!!!!
And THAT Is My View ...
On These **** ...
.... " Boundaries " ....
Nov 3, 2019
Nov 3, 2019 at 5:26 PM UTC
Republican Vice-Presidential nominee JD Vance’s comments on the catastrophe, that is Donald Trump:
In DMs, he wondered whether Trump, “Is America’s ****** (2015)
“Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man. Lord help us.” (2016)
“Donald Trump is a moral disaster.” (2016)
After one meeting with Trump, Vance wrote “My god what an idiot.” (2016)
“What percentage of the American population has DonaldTrump sexually assaulted?” (JD Vance, 2016)
Vance tweeted: “Trump makes people I care about afraid. Immigrants, Muslims, etc. Because of this I find him reprehensible. (2016)
“I’m definitely not gonna vote for Trump because I think that he’s projecting very complex problems onto simple villains.” (2016)
“Trump’s a total fraud who doesn’t care if regular people call him reprehensible.” (2017)
“Trump’s cultural ****** just another opioid for Middle America.” (2017)
On Twitter (X) Vance liked tweets saying Trump committed “serial ****** assault.”
and called Trump “One of USA’s most hated, villainous, and ******* celebs.”
.
.
A song for this:
The End of the Innocence by Don Henley
Jul 23, 2024
Jul 23, 2024 at 3:43 PM UTC