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"squat" poems
Cné In my most desperate need seek out a bush by a tree rewarded with a rash on my rear end relieving, with a squat, by poison ivy No thank you, I will take a chance in hopes of saving my *** and hold it until I just can't and avoiding a nasty rash even if it means .... I will possibly *** my pants Temporal Fugue *** the least of your worries as your bladder will expand making you make decisions not all that good, or planned So make your place and keep your wits bear, what you can stand drop your drawers and hold your **** and *** as god, demands
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May 4, 2017
May 4, 2017 at 1:18 AM UTC
Ahhhhhhh, in the woods ... **** OUCH (Collabration with Temporal Fugue)
little man by the bus stop with his tin organs, all replaced because his real ones failed him (jst like he failed his old wfe) squat top hat and fat wide smile and he’s almost a cartoon and he’s almost not a person.
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Sep 25, 2014
Sep 25, 2014 at 6:27 PM UTC
fat controller
My **** follows me everywhere! Wiggle wiggle, poke poke, jiggle jiggle. At the fridge in night I've a friend by my side. By my backside. On, my backside. Stuck with humidity to the toilet seat on a rainy day, that's right! The bathroom exists, and on a toilet do I sit. At least four or five times daily. Stuck to chair, playing with hair with one hand and a controller in the other. Pumping up and down and in circles as I jump squat. Jump squat! To share if you dare put your palm down there to squeeze. Grab slap, wibble wibble.
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Dec 10, 2014
Dec 10, 2014 at 2:07 AM UTC
My ****
I've used them on my windows To see the clear outside, If I read the Op-eds, I shudder, shuttered and hide. I've spread them 'neath my plates and cups, My shelves all neat and tidy; But the headlines made it clear to me My glass is more half empty. They had a place in the litter box For **** to scratch and squat; I laid them round my garden plants, They made fine insect traps. Rolled and twirled they'd start a fire, I could fold them into hats. They cleaned the grease from BBQs, And they're safe to pick up glass. Crumple them for packaging, They work as school book covers; Add water and some flour, To shape papier mache lovers. Fold seeds in them to germinate, Then use them for compost; There's many ways to employ Your Times and local Post. But I won't subscribe to Dailies For the felling of our trees; And yet I miss my papers, And the ways they worked for me. But when enthroned, You'll hear me grouse, *There's no **** paper in this ********* My cell works well to scroll and swipe, But it's only good for a virtual wipe.
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Sep 15, 2018
Sep 15, 2018 at 12:49 PM UTC
Your Times and Post
when i run i imagine an airport and you at the opposite end with open arms and me running towards you longing for your embrace when i squat i imagine a burning house a heavy wooden column on my shoulders and you between my legs your life being mine to save when i do pull-ups i imagine a steep cliff and your face meeting mine drawing closer, closer, closer at my every ascent when i deadlift i imagine you trapped underneath the belly of a car with you looking for me to lift the trunk and allow space for your escape when i bench press i imagine myself (this time) trapped underneath the belly of a car with me pushing the car above to be able to return to your company when i do curls i imagine you a mile away a rope attached to your hips and with each tug i repeat you grow closer by a couple of feet when i shoulder press i imagine a promise of a good shoulder rub courtesy of your hands once i squeeze out those last. three. reps. and when my spirit is spent and exhaustion takes over imagination, i shall revel in the endorphins pulsating through my veins and pay gratitude to my iron muse, my unseen lover.
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Apr 14, 2014
Apr 14, 2014 at 7:40 AM UTC
Workout Inspiration (My Iron Muse)
She made me wear A pink french maid's uniform that day I had to wait on her and her black stud lover Tyrone Fix them drinks and make them dinner These are the duties of the ***** cuckold It's hard to be inferior to him He is so well-built and powerful A perfectly sculpted body A large and powerful manhood He is every woman's dream She reminds me that no beautiful woman Will ever want to be with a ***** like me That my manhood is too small That my *** drive is too low Nature has dealt me a bad hand I sit by the bedroom door This time I am not allowed to watch She only told me that they would be doing it ********** I sit next to the door I hear her load moans and sighs I know he is pleasuring her In ways I never could My goodness Forty-five minutes have passed And they are still going at it I peer through a crack in the door He is so powerful that he can hold her up As he thrusts deep inside her I am not strong enough To have *** in the standing position What a man he is He can squat 300 pounds And has a strong powerful *** Look at him ****** She screams in ecstasy After she is finished She will tell me how wonderful he was As I polish her high heels After he leaves I have the humiliating and exciting task Of giving her oral pleasure These are the duties of the ***** cuckold
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Sep 16, 2014
Sep 16, 2014 at 10:44 AM UTC
A Cuckold's Humiliation
Visits of condolence is all we get from them. They squat at the Holocaust Memorial, They put on grave faces at the Wailing Wall And they laugh behind heavy curtains In their hotels. They have their pictures taken Together with our famous dead At Rachel's Tomb and Herzl's Tomb And on Ammunition Hill. They weep over our sweet boys And lust after our tough girls And hang up their underwear To dry quickly In cool, blue bathrooms. Once I sat on the steps by agate at David's Tower, I placed my two heavy baskets at my side. A group of tourists was standing around their guide and I became their target marker. "You see that man with the baskets? Just right of his head there's an arch from the Roman period. Just right of his head." "But he's moving, he's moving!" I said to myself: redemption will come only if their guide tells them, "You see that arch from the Roman period? It's not important: but next to it, left and down a bit, there sits a man who's bought fruit and vegetables for his family."
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Tourists
Pearl Avenue runs past the high-school lot, Bends with the trolley tracks, and stops, cut off Before it has a chance to go two blocks, At Colonel McComsky Plaza. Berth's Garage Is on the corner facing west, and there, Most days, you'll find Flick Webb, who helps Berth out. Flick stands tall among the idiot pumps- Five on a side, the old bubble-head style, Their rubber elbows hanging loose and low. One's nostrils are two S's, and his eyes An E and O. And one is squat, without A head at all-more of a football type. Once Flick played for the high-school team, the Wizards. He was good: in fact, the best. In '46 He bucketed three hundred ninety points, A county record still. The ball loved Flick. I saw him rack up thirty-eight or forty In one home game. His hands were like wild birds. He never learned a trade, he just sells gas, Checks oil, and changes flats. Once in a while, As a gag, he dribbles an inner tube, But most of us remember anyway. His hands are fine and nervous on the lug wrench. It makes no difference to the lug wrench, though. Off work, he hangs around Mae's Luncheonette. Grease-gray and kind of coiled, he plays pinball, Smokes those thin cigars, nurses lemon phosphates. Flick seldom says a word to Mae, just nods Beyond her face toward bright applauding tiers Of Necco Wafers, Nibs, and Juju Beads.
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Ex-Basketball Player
Your sock is still playing hide n seek in my drawer I can not bring myself to throw it out Or toss it Instead I let it squat between my own black socks and torn tights It is the last thing I have to hold onto
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Jun 19, 2016
Jun 19, 2016 at 12:01 AM UTC
Sock drawer
Between my finger and my thumb The squat pin rest; snug as a gun. Under my window, a clean rasping sound When the ***** sinks into gravelly ground: My father, digging. I look down Till his straining **** among the flowerbeds Bends low, comes up twenty years away Stooping in rhythm through potato drills Where he was digging. The coarse boot nestled on the lug, the shaft Against the inside knee was levered firmly. He rooted out tall tops, buried the bright edge deep To scatter new potatoes that we picked, Loving their cool hardness in our hands. By God, the old man could handle a ***** Just like his old man. My grandfather cut more turf in a day Than any other man on Toner's bog. Once I carried him milk in a bottle Corked sloppily with paper. He straightened up To drink it, then fell to right away Nicking and slicing neatly, heaving sods Over his shoulder, going down and down For the good turf. Digging. The cold smell of potato mould, the squelch and slap Of soggy peat, the curt cuts of an edge Through living roots awaken in my head. But I've no ***** to follow men like them. Between my finger and my thumb The squat pen rests. I'll dig with it.
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Digging
A white hen sitting On white eggs three: Next, three speckled chickens As plump as plump can be. An owl, and a hawk, And a bat come to see: But chicks beneath their mother's wing Squat safe as safe can be.
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A White Hen
tattooed girl hello kitty in need of a purge she **** first in the whip me with a wet noodle pain Olympics her fruit launcher like a summer papaya ***** gush kissey squirts candy crush all gobbledygoo and lickyfu ooow she swayed to the whip back crack her torso bent heaven sent dipped in hot *** and laughing lady sauce she squealed for bok choy eel **** and slippy toy **** buttered waffles and gummy worms lime and cherry ***** with candy sperms you can find her in the bend over den eating puffer fish so very Zen toes gooey wet spread on a cot oh so high **** and squat ******* baby tied in a knot **** bobba bubble and chrysanthemum tea nut scented black beer and milk pearl *** its the end of the line ready to dine get the gag flex the spine face to the ground feet to the sky held like a dove ***** splash cry
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Aug 6, 2017
Aug 6, 2017 at 12:16 PM UTC
*THE FUKFU BAR SHABARI STAR...Ero ****
A dizzy flake of snow falls, perfectly balanced, upon one outstretched finger's squat end. It clings tight for a second- a sticky, icy second where I hold with fragile care the weak sliver, and my breath. Yet, the next moment, only water my digit holds up. It melts away instantly with the dry warmth I supply, and I find that, always, all the delicate, pretty ones with exquisite tender grace burn out ever the fastest, first. So snowdrop kisses, on the frosty, red nip of my nose now only make me shiver. It's all just skin and ice, and more ice and skin. Peels of snow and chips of freeze make chilled my blood and glazed eyes.
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Jul 23, 2014
Jul 23, 2014 at 12:02 PM UTC
Snowflake
You led me to the lighthouse, squat on the rolling lake of grass. Beneath the great guard we slid through the marshmallow heat to the edge of the land. Pressed into the sand below a blue sky, together we stopped, and let the lapping water wash.
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May 29, 2014
May 29, 2014 at 7:22 AM UTC
We Stopped
I hope to meet a hiking goddess Maybe when I go to Yosemite In my dreams She has similar interests as I do She enjoys history and philosophy She is fit And has a powerful And athletic body She can even squat more than me In my fantasy And with those powerful legs Can easily pin me down We hike the trails together And at night I give her oral pleasure For hours on end What a way to spend A few days at Yosemite I told her about my pledge Of chastity And it is so hard for me (literally, lol) She came equipped with many toys And so I put on My chastity belt Just as she requested She is staying in another tent I take a peak And see a taller More powerful man Caressing her with his hands! I cry a bit inside my tent She told me she was a ****** too And I won't let that man Take her virginity away No, not ever Not on this day I steal her away From that man Virgins we will both remain I tell her He will just leave you *** is a dangerous game And so better companions We came to be Me providing oral pleasure And both of us Committed to Our pledge of chas-ti-ty
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Jul 28, 2015
Jul 28, 2015 at 4:58 PM UTC
A Hiking Goddess
I shall never get you put together entirely, Pieced, glued, and properly jointed. Mule-bray, pig-grunt and ***** cackles Proceed from your great lips. It's worse than a barnyard. Perhaps you consider yourself an oracle, Mouthpiece of the dead, or of some god or other. Thirty years now I have labored To dredge the silt from your throat. I am none the wiser. Scaling little ladders with glue pots and pails of Lysol I crawl like an ant in mourning Over the weedy acres of your brow To mend the immense skull-plates and clear The bald, white tumuli of your eyes. A blue sky out of the Oresteia Arches above us. O father, all by yourself You are pithy and historical as the Roman Forum. I open my lunch on a hill of black cypress. Your fluted bones and acanthine hair are littered In their old anarchy to the horizon-line. It would take more than a lightning-stroke To create such a ruin. Nights, I squat in the cornucopia Of your left ear, out of the wind, Counting the red stars and those of plum-color. The sun rises under the pillar of your tongue. My hours are married to shadow. No longer do I listen for the scrape of a keel On the blank stones of the landing.
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The Colossus
The villages of Algiers Well, suburbs Really, but villages Is what is said In French And heaven Knows, despite one Hundred thirty years of Colonization Brutalization Deprivation The many Algerians Still Love French. Those Villages team with men At night. At night, the women Wait Indoors Behind doors, away. Waiting. But at night the Men take the streets. At night the men crowd Streets, cut in Front of traffic, clog Cafes, stream Toward the mosque away From the mosque fill stores But mostly Mostly they Squat Sit, or just Hold up walls. They lean. Stare. Talk. They watch cars As they jostle and jolt Watch other men Walking, watch The silence The noise. Watch Stars, the Dark Still buildings The passing cat, the rhythm Of the wind, Watch the gibbous moon and It’s cycle The fullness, the waxing and waning They watch They witness The villages The suburbs The streets They watch The dead.
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Sep 3, 2014
Sep 3, 2014 at 9:28 AM UTC
The Villages of Algiers
Is that an Echo? I hear someone talking back Is it me? Have I begun to crack? Heart break memories I have stacks So tell me "Echo" what do I lack? Adventure..more games..unique...yet all the same Maybe its me..Happiness I try to maintain.. To only feel love in moments of hate Set fire to surroundings as I instigate Scorpion tail swings..Who did I devastate? Poison transformed new energy we create Like a ball toss it to me.. This ball can transcend multiple realities What you see have no regret..You'll get back what you spent Memories squat pay no rent..In your head sit like an Elephant To much pressure no more room Echo roars back with a sonic boom Melodic devastating is the tune Every wolf on the planet howls at the moon So tell me echo what you think about that? Can you match me wit for wit..always come back? Beyond the mirror..see the cracks.. Read scars share stories of many attacks Stay with me Echo..ugh..Please remain.. Add to my voice when it begins to..strain Feel my every loss with you I gain Mimic my heart..Oh Echo..Share the pain..
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Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 4:22 PM UTC
Echo
. *Tumbling stones rumble unheard, a slide that sends gravity shifting, starting a new path through time, the butterfly effect begins shifting.* i. The ancient track is solid beneath her feet, though she has walked between the stars. She knows not the place but has been there before, And the trail wends its way through forest dense and dark to a hags tooth mound and the Tomb of Travellers, upon the stone door an inscription, a warning. 'Prepare to go everywhere. Prepare to go nowhere' ii. *“Let time take me wither it will, be it fluid or be it still”.* iii. The slow grating of stone on stone as the door swings open, light penetrating the gloom, and the Tomb reveals its treasures. She enters with reverence and moves to a vacant plinth, a marbled seat warm and empty, her place for the connection ritual. iv. A mix of herbs into a secret potion, preparing herself to swim Time's ocean, clear cool water to bathe her skin, awaiting the pendulum of life to swing. The symbols in her third eye complete, she eases so gently into her travel seat, bringing the brew to her expectant lips, a bitter taste as over her tongue it slips. v. Oh gently rock her mind to sleep, just one last barrier for her to leap, through Times gate to other places, as the drug through her mind races. vi. A small squat figure emerges in a midnight blue hooded robe, Grimly the Guardian of the Gate, carrying careful an ancient globe. And her eyes glow with wonder as she receives the Seers Sphere, cloudy with the hue of pearl, its significance is so crystal clear. vii. She places it in a depression in the arm of the marbled chair, settles herself and closes her eyes, letting her mind drift on the air. The connection ritual reaching ****** acceptance or rejection time is near. Will the bond form betwixt them? She places her hand on the Seers Sphere … © Pagan Paul (30/09/18)
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Oct 3, 2018
Oct 3, 2018 at 6:04 AM UTC
Judderwitch 4 (Time Traveller Pt1)
. *Tumbling stones rumble unheard, a slide that sends gravity shifting, starting a new path through time, the butterfly effect begins shifting.* i. The ancient track is solid beneath her feet, though she has walked between the stars. She knows not the place but has been there before, And the trail wends its way through forest dense and dark to a hags tooth mound and the Tomb of Travellers, upon the stone door an inscription, a warning. 'Prepare to go everywhere. Prepare to go nowhere' ii. *“Let time take me wither it will, be it fluid or be it still”.* iii. The slow grating of stone on stone as the door swings open, light penetrating the gloom, and the Tomb reveals its treasures. She enters with reverence and moves to a vacant plinth, a marbled seat warm and empty, her place for the connection ritual. iv. A mix of herbs into a secret potion, preparing herself to swim Time's ocean, clear cool water to bathe her skin, awaiting the pendulum of life to swing. The symbols in her third eye complete, she eases so gently into her travel seat, bringing the brew to her expectant lips, a bitter taste as over her tongue it slips. v. Oh gently rock her mind to sleep, just one last barrier for her to leap, through Times gate to other places, as the drug through her mind races. vi. A small squat figure emerges in a midnight blue hooded robe, Grimly the Guardian of the Gate, carrying careful an ancient globe. And her eyes glow with wonder as she receives the Seers Sphere, cloudy with the hue of pearl, its significance is so crystal clear. vii. She places it in a depression in the arm of the marbled chair, settles herself and closes her eyes, letting her mind drift on the air. The connection ritual reaching ****** acceptance or rejection time is near. Will the bond form betwixt them? She places her hand on the Seers Sphere … © Pagan Paul (30/09/18)
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Polyamorous vegans Living in a colony Away from a world That shares too much Meat And not enough Food for thought. Their squat squalid Their garden flourished.
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Feb 15, 2013
Feb 15, 2013 at 10:52 AM UTC
Meet meat
i could leave. i could go squat at my lakehouse in wisconsin. i could cut all ties and never speak to anyone ever again. i could live alone as a ghost or as close to it as possible. i could eat easy mac every night for the rest of my life. i could watch seinfeld reruns every day until i passed out and then repeat until the disks get scratched beyond repair.
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Jul 8, 2014
Jul 8, 2014 at 5:43 AM UTC
get ****** #3
Evening was in the wood, louring with storm. A time of drought had ****** the weedy pool And baked the channels; birds had done with song. Thirst was a dream of fountains in the moon, Or willow-music blown across the water Leisurely sliding on by weir and mill. Uneasy was the man who wandered, brooding, His face a little whiter than the dusk. A drone of sultry wings flicker'd in his head. The end of sunset burning thro' the boughs Died in a smear of red; exhausted hours Cumber'd, and ugly sorrows hemmed him in. He thought: 'Somewhere there's thunder,' as he strove To shake off dread; he dared not look behind him, But stood, the sweat of horror on his face. He blunder'd down a path, trampling on thistles, In sudden race to leave the ghostly trees. And: 'Soon I'll be in open fields,' he thought, And half remembered starlight on the meadows, Scent of mown grass and voices of tired men, Fading along the field-paths; home and sleep And cool-swept upland spaces, whispering leaves, And far off the long churring night-jar's note. But something in the wood, trying to daunt him, Led him confused in circles through the thicket. He was forgetting his old wretched folly, And freedom was his need; his throat was choking. Barbed brambles gripped and clawed him round his legs, And he floundered over snags and hidden stumps. Mumbling: 'I will get out! I must get out!' Butting and thrusting up the baffling gloom, Pausing to listen in a space 'twixt thorns, He peers around with peering, frantic eyes. An evil creature in the twilight looping, Flapped blindly in his face. Beating it off, He screeched in terror, and straightway something clambered Heavily from an oak, and dropped, bent double, To shamble at him zigzag, squat and ******* Headlong he charges down the wood, and falls With roaring brain--agony--the snap't spark-- And blots of green and purple in his eyes. Then the slow fingers groping on his neck, And at his heart the strangling clasp of death.
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Haunted
Evening was in the wood, louring with storm. A time of drought had ****** the weedy pool And baked the channels; birds had done with song. Thirst was a dream of fountains in the moon, Or willow-music blown across the water Leisurely sliding on by weir and mill. Uneasy was the man who wandered, brooding, His face a little whiter than the dusk. A drone of sultry wings flicker'd in his head. The end of sunset burning thro' the boughs Died in a smear of red; exhausted hours Cumber'd, and ugly sorrows hemmed him in. He thought: 'Somewhere there's thunder,' as he strove To shake off dread; he dared not look behind him, But stood, the sweat of horror on his face. He blunder'd down a path, trampling on thistles, In sudden race to leave the ghostly trees. And: 'Soon I'll be in open fields,' he thought, And half remembered starlight on the meadows, Scent of mown grass and voices of tired men, Fading along the field-paths; home and sleep And cool-swept upland spaces, whispering leaves, And far off the long churring night-jar's note. But something in the wood, trying to daunt him, Led him confused in circles through the thicket. He was forgetting his old wretched folly, And freedom was his need; his throat was choking. Barbed brambles gripped and clawed him round his legs, And he floundered over snags and hidden stumps. Mumbling: 'I will get out! I must get out!' Butting and thrusting up the baffling gloom, Pausing to listen in a space 'twixt thorns, He peers around with peering, frantic eyes. An evil creature in the twilight looping, Flapped blindly in his face. Beating it off, He screeched in terror, and straightway something clambered Heavily from an oak, and dropped, bent double, To shamble at him zigzag, squat and ******* Headlong he charges down the wood, and falls With roaring brain--agony--the snap't spark-- And blots of green and purple in his eyes. Then the slow fingers groping on his neck, And at his heart the strangling clasp of death.
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Handed a drink Smells of grape Clear strong liquids Black plastic cup ***** robed priest Fair Snow White Queen of hearts ***** canteen Indian Hollister tall guy Jeremy Matt Jake Beer pong games Intense with time 3 hours later Winners and losers Rookies against all-stars My big mouth "Flip cup anyone?!" Four on four Too intense now Every round played Too much beer Way too fast Louder and louder Crazier and crazier Drink after drink Chug faster chug Lost count already 16? Or 23? Not slowing yet Out of mind Last game now One on one No more beer Liqueur in cups Don't even kno Tap down up Chug chug chug Flip cup once Winner me winner One more game Asks a stranger What's one more? Okay I say Lost this match But that's okay Leave the room Pop a squat Not a couch? But it works Spinning room spins Blurry figures there Not too sure What's going on Black out hard Can't hear anything Can't see anything Every once-in-a-while "Are you okay?" I can't feel I can't answer Black out again Lost in deep Seas of waves Awake for seconds How did I Get on the Steps to upstairs? People drag me Up and up Black out again Black black black Dark dark dark Oceans of drunkenness 10 o'clock a.m. Holy ******* **** What is this? A soft pillow? A warm blanket? Someone was nice I look behind Me and there's 3 strangers sleeping Next to me What's that smell? Puke on my Jeans and clothes Pillow in puke How do I Not remember puking? I do not Remember a thing After flip cup Lay for a Few more minutes Gain enough balance To sit up I see Mary In the hallway "Liiisaaaa!!! How are you?" What the **** I feel okay Not bad actually Until I stand Make my way Down the steps Bathroom is trashed Sink ripped off Of the wall!! Beer, bottles, shots Everywhere ******* disaster I feel fine But the smells Make me puke Think, never again ******* crazy night Stories of me Retold to me You went hard You're so little You drank alot You played every Single game of Flip cup dude! I saw you With your head In a bucket Puking so hard I couldn't leave You like that So me and A few people Dragged you upstairs Hahaha thanks guys Blah cupcake blah Pizza ******* blah Apple pie moonshine Stale white bread Memories kinda lost Everyone had fun! The ******* end Till next time
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Oct 23, 2012
Oct 23, 2012 at 1:20 PM UTC
Black out. Pass out.
Handed a drink Smells of grape Clear strong liquids Black plastic cup ***** robed priest Fair Snow White Queen of hearts ***** canteen Indian Hollister tall guy Jeremy Matt Jake Beer pong games Intense with time 3 hours later Winners and losers Rookies against all-stars My big mouth "Flip cup anyone?!" Four on four Too intense now Every round played Too much beer Way too fast Louder and louder Crazier and crazier Drink after drink Chug faster chug Lost count already 16? Or 23? Not slowing yet Out of mind Last game now One on one No more beer Liqueur in cups Don't even kno Tap down up Chug chug chug Flip cup once Winner me winner One more game Asks a stranger What's one more? Okay I say Lost this match But that's okay Leave the room Pop a squat Not a couch? But it works Spinning room spins Blurry figures there Not too sure What's going on Black out hard Can't hear anything Can't see anything Every once-in-a-while "Are you okay?" I can't feel I can't answer Black out again Lost in deep Seas of waves Awake for seconds How did I Get on the Steps to upstairs? People drag me Up and up Black out again Black black black Dark dark dark Oceans of drunkenness 10 o'clock a.m. Holy ******* **** What is this? A soft pillow? A warm blanket? Someone was nice I look behind Me and there's 3 strangers sleeping Next to me What's that smell? Puke on my Jeans and clothes Pillow in puke How do I Not remember puking? I do not Remember a thing After flip cup Lay for a Few more minutes Gain enough balance To sit up I see Mary In the hallway "Liiisaaaa!!! How are you?" What the **** I feel okay Not bad actually Until I stand Make my way Down the steps Bathroom is trashed Sink ripped off Of the wall!! Beer, bottles, shots Everywhere ******* disaster I feel fine But the smells Make me puke Think, never again ******* crazy night Stories of me Retold to me You went hard You're so little You drank alot You played every Single game of Flip cup dude! I saw you With your head In a bucket Puking so hard I couldn't leave You like that So me and A few people Dragged you upstairs Hahaha thanks guys Blah cupcake blah Pizza ******* blah Apple pie moonshine Stale white bread Memories kinda lost Everyone had fun! The ******* end Till next time
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The Goldfish and his friend shared the one bed flat for what seemed to them a lifetime, But was, in actual fact, just three months in human terms. They knew each other well, like the back of their fins, Having circled each other a million times. Sure, they argued sometimes, Always about the same thing But neither could ever remember what that was. Forgive and forget and forget ad infinitum, That was the basis of their friendship. So after his lifelong friend swam his last lap of their squat apartment, The Goldfish mourned and tried to remember the good times they shared. As he did, he forgot his bereavement and swam his next lap. That was when he discovered the body of his lifelong friend, Limp and halfway between sinking and floating. So the Goldfish mourned and tried to remember the good times they shared. As he did, he forgot his bereavement and swam his next lap. That was when he discovered the body of his lifelong friend, His former golden hue now gone. So, the Goldfish mourned and tried to remember the good times they shared. As he tried, he forgot his bereavement and swam his next lap. That was when he discovered the body of his lifelong friend...
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Aug 15, 2018
Aug 15, 2018 at 2:20 PM UTC
The Goldfish's Lament
There I sat . though I guess it was more of a squat. I contemplated letting it go, and trust me I tried, boy did I try to let it go. But it was stuck on me. It was  like one of those horror movies where you split up from the group and the first one to get naked gets killed. Only I was just trying to take a ****
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Jun 16, 2014
Jun 16, 2014 at 3:27 AM UTC
The Longest Hour