She looks so cute
In her shiny new skates
She grins so big
Tying up the laces
She's so happy
Going circles round our room
Her little *****'s hangin' out
As she goes zoom zoom zoom
Happy birthday babe!
(A month early, at least it's not late)
I love you so much and I'm sorry
You hurt your **** falling off your skates.
A happy early birthday to my love. She is so adorable in her sparkly gold roller skates!
The tread on yer shoes aint there.
The tread on yer shoes aint there nowhere.
Worn out beyond compare, the whole pair,
so you slipped off yer **** and fell down the stairs!
Ya hollered and yelled the moment ya fell,
but no one came to help!
A loud KABOOM, but no one in their rooms
could even hear ya yelp!
It rained that night ya stepped outside
to a nasty tumbling blunder!
Cuddled up, cozied up in our beds
cause we all just thought it was thunder.
Stomp Stomp Stomp like an old wet mop,
you was mad as a hornet's nest!
Had to sit through what happened to you,
and you made sure of it!
Said you was out there just a cryin for help,
while everyone just stayed put.
You reminded us again of what happened to you,
then bent over and showed yer ****.
Not sayin that this matter is a funny disaster.
But seein that yer fine, don't mind the laughter!
Better go get new shoes today,
or this might happen again.
Land on yer **** like that, I say,
and you might just break yer chin!
My girl is a cigarette
She’s a Lucky Strike
She won’t last me through the night
No matter how hard I draw on the conversation
I can’t spark her imagination
There’s nothing I can say
To make her a **** in my ashtray
As much as life gives you
little to work with,
You get a lot back
from the little good you give.
And so, it seems,
that over the years,
I might not have been good enough,
as bad karma seems to be biting me in the ****.
I'm bored and crying. Don't mind me.
When I can't tell if
My underwear is
clean or not,
I sniff it. But
of the smell
I still wear
Just a joke-ish kinda thing - there are so many serious poems out there lmaooo.
The versatile buttcrack abounds with
such uses as 'What you sit down with'.
Yes, a wonderful tool 'tis,
and what I find most cool: ‘tis
an awf'lly fun thing to make sounds with.
The annoying pain that pokes me over and over again,
The pain in my **** that I just want to push,
the one who is just a *** hole in the road,
My brother is a pain in the ****..
My brother... the big pain in my **** in my life.... (This poem was inspired by my mom)
My mother told me the other day
she had ****!!
And that she couldn't walk straight.
"I'm a cow girl,
She giggled as she told me this!!
I'm an adult, but hearing it off
your mother is quite a little bit of
"Ok a lot of cringe worthy glances"
She laughed as she walked off asking
if we had a soft pillow..
*"I was never using that pillow again..
what is fiction and truth???
They'll tear you apart
And still you won't care.
You'll do as you're told
In that thing you wear.
You won't ever see
Them when they do.
It's too much to look
And know that it's you.
So just close your eyes
This won't hurt a bit.
Before you count ten
They'll be through with it.