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"smokers" poems
In frames as large as rooms that face all ways And block the ends of streets with giant loaves, Screen graves with custard, cover slums with praise Of motor-oil and cuts of salmon, shine Perpetually these sharply-pictured groves Of how life should be. High above the gutter A silver knife sinks into golden butter, A glass of milk stands in a meadow, and Well-balanced families, in fine Midsummer weather, owe their smiles, their cars, Even their youth, to that small cube each hand Stretches towards. These, and the deep armchairs Aligned to cups at bedtime, radiant bars (Gas or electric), quarter-profile cats By slippers on warm mats, Reflect none of the rained-on streets and squares They dominate outdoors. Rather, they rise Serenely to proclaim pure crust, pure foam, Pure coldness to our live imperfect eyes That stare beyond this world, where nothing's made As new or washed quite clean, seeking the home All such inhabit. There, dark raftered pubs Are filled with white-clothed ones from tennis-clubs, And the boy puking his heart out in the Gents Just missed them, as the pensioner paid A halfpenny more for Granny Graveclothes' Tea To taste old age, and dying smokers sense Walking towards them through some dappled park As if on water that unfocused she No match lit up, nor drag ever brought near, Who now stands newly clear, Smiling, and recognising, and going dark.
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Essential Beauty
(Quote by Spike Milligan) One very wise man sat and said That, long before this world is dead This planet’s problems won’t be solved By reasoning which, though now evolved, has got us, where we now do sit, Afloat neck deep in mankind’s **** There’s SARs, Ebola, AIDs, Bird flu And in the woodwork, West Nile too, Each replicating viral spat To mutate, (at the drop of a hat), To complicate enviro’s stew Of global degredation’s brew. Urban spread and over stocking **** deforestation’s shocking, Depletion of aquatic life Intrinsically creating strife, Industrial pollution’s goo Ozone depletion... ALL FOR YOU! *Environmental degradation Means the world’s a weaker place, Susceptible to malady Wide spread across the human race. Those animals in corn fed stalls Who never get to see the sun Or graze green grass where honey bees Are vanquished by varroha’s fun. Too late to save the Hector’s dolphin Conservation’s lost it’s tools, Rastafarian hootchie smokers, Save the whales to **** the fools. Governments sell the carbon credits Everybody smells a rat Restorations for the birds And social conscience creamed the cat. ****** greenies own the airwaves No one gives a flying **** That good artesian water’s poisoned By good farmer’s leached out muck. CO2 in global warming Sings it’s song of fast decline Glacial retreat a-roaring Bass relief in blood ***** I guess the little children’s future Most depends on lady luck, Humankind in mass denial Most don’t give a flying **** Marshalg In retreat to Taranaki’s green haven in the gales of the equinox. 21 September 2011
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Sep 21, 2011
Sep 21, 2011 at 2:09 AM UTC
We Just Lost the Human Race
(Quote by Spike Milligan) One very wise man sat and said That, long before this world is dead This planet’s problems won’t be solved By reasoning which, though now evolved, has got us, where we now do sit, Afloat neck deep in mankind’s **** There’s SARs, Ebola, AIDs, Bird flu And in the woodwork, West Nile too, Each replicating viral spat To mutate, (at the drop of a hat), To complicate enviro’s stew Of global degredation’s brew. Urban spread and over stocking **** deforestation’s shocking, Depletion of aquatic life Intrinsically creating strife, Industrial pollution’s goo Ozone depletion... ALL FOR YOU! *Environmental degradation Means the world’s a weaker place, Susceptible to malady Wide spread across the human race. Those animals in corn fed stalls Who never get to see the sun Or graze green grass where honey bees Are vanquished by varroha’s fun. Too late to save the Hector’s dolphin Conservation’s lost it’s tools, Rastafarian hootchie smokers, Save the whales to **** the fools. Governments sell the carbon credits Everybody smells a rat Restorations for the birds And social conscience creamed the cat. ****** greenies own the airwaves No one gives a flying **** That good artesian water’s poisoned By good farmer’s leached out muck. CO2 in global warming Sings it’s song of fast decline Glacial retreat a-roaring Bass relief in blood ***** I guess the little children’s future Most depends on lady luck, Humankind in mass denial Most don’t give a flying **** Marshalg In retreat to Taranaki’s green haven in the gales of the equinox. 21 September 2011
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(Quote by Spike Milligan) One very wise man sat and said That, long before this world is dead This planet’s problems won’t be solved By reasoning which, though now evolved, has got us, where we now do sit, Afloat neck deep in mankind’s **** There’s SARs, Ebola, AIDs, Bird flu And in the woodwork, West Nile too, Each replicating viral spat To mutate, (at the drop of a hat), To complicate enviro’s stew Of global degredation’s brew. Urban spread and over stocking **** deforestation’s shocking, Depletion of aquatic life Intrinsically creating strife, Industrial pollution’s goo Ozone depletion... ALL FOR YOU! Environmental degradation Means the world’s a weaker place, Susceptible to malady Wide spread across the human race. Those animals in corn fed stalls Who never get to see the sun Or graze green grass where honey bees Are vanquished by varroha’s fun. Too late to save the Hector’s dolphin Conservation’s lost it’s tools, Rastafarian hootchie smokers, Save the whales to **** the fools. Governments sell the carbon credits Everybody smells a rat Restorations for the birds And social conscience creamed the cat. ****** greenies own the airwaves No one gives a flying **** That good artesian water’s poisoned By good farmer’s leached out muck. CO2 in global warming Sings it’s song of fast decline Glacial retreat a-roaring Bass relief in blood ***** I guess the little children’s future Most depends on lady luck, Humankind in mass denial Most don’t give a flying **** Marshalg In retreat to Taranaki’s green haven in the gales of the equinox. 21 September 2011
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Jun 25, 2013
Jun 25, 2013 at 3:14 AM UTC
We Just Lost the Human Race!
(Quote by Spike Milligan) One very wise man sat and said That, long before this world is dead This planet’s problems won’t be solved By reasoning which, though now evolved, has got us, where we now do sit, Afloat neck deep in mankind’s **** There’s SARs, Ebola, AIDs, Bird flu And in the woodwork, West Nile too, Each replicating viral spat To mutate, (at the drop of a hat), To complicate enviro’s stew Of global degredation’s brew. Urban spread and over stocking **** deforestation’s shocking, Depletion of aquatic life Intrinsically creating strife, Industrial pollution’s goo Ozone depletion... ALL FOR YOU! Environmental degradation Means the world’s a weaker place, Susceptible to malady Wide spread across the human race. Those animals in corn fed stalls Who never get to see the sun Or graze green grass where honey bees Are vanquished by varroha’s fun. Too late to save the Hector’s dolphin Conservation’s lost it’s tools, Rastafarian hootchie smokers, Save the whales to **** the fools. Governments sell the carbon credits Everybody smells a rat Restorations for the birds And social conscience creamed the cat. ****** greenies own the airwaves No one gives a flying **** That good artesian water’s poisoned By good farmer’s leached out muck. CO2 in global warming Sings it’s song of fast decline Glacial retreat a-roaring Bass relief in blood ***** I guess the little children’s future Most depends on lady luck, Humankind in mass denial Most don’t give a flying **** Marshalg In retreat to Taranaki’s green haven in the gales of the equinox. 21 September 2011
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foundational fluctuation as flatulence is introduced that’s right **** jokes pppfffrrrttttt destroying families undermining relationships damaging friendships ending love breaking the mold extinguishing the fire eliminating the excitement drowning fun and smelling bad – pretentious vegetarian wind walker kale excretions cabbage attack cauliflower bandit spreading propaganda and funk while talking trash about cigarette smokers – I could go on for days making egg comments referring to the arrival of Eddie’s big brown shark –
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Jul 17, 2014
Jul 17, 2014 at 6:27 PM UTC
**** joke
I do not see the hype with High School Stereotype. Why does it receive such attention? It doesn't need the press's mention. We all know of the smokers by the bike sheds, Who have nothing but fluff in their heads. Or the girls with skirts far too short Who's think of *** as a competitive sport. The sport buffs, we've all seen, Full of life and far too keen. Always poised and ready to go, Every muscle toned from head to toe. Young student teachers are here, Enthusiastic about Bill Shakespeare. Attempting to teach thugs to spell, Whilst shady Heads make their life hell. But do not forget, those you call friend. The ones who stay by you until the end. Making you laugh, Keeping you sane Through rough times they remain. These companions fit no mould Therefore their tale is never told. For the greatest things in teen life Do not need the media's strife
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Jul 26, 2013
Jul 26, 2013 at 4:42 PM UTC
High School Stereotype
There is nothing romantic or beautiful about smoking Smokers out there are aware about their bodies being harmed because of cigarettes I know people who have ruined their lives because of smoking now could you please stop romanticising this thing because it is ******* ******* me off.
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Nov 13, 2014
Nov 13, 2014 at 10:38 AM UTC
QUIT ROMANTICISING SMOKING
**IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA BASE FORTHWITH.  ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, COLONEL CLINCKS, BOSSES, CO-WORKERS, EMPLOYEES, VENDORS, SUPPLIERS, SALESMEN, ASCCOUNT REPS/EXCS, ACCOUNTANTS, BROKERS, CO-BROKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, WHACKERS, JERKS, PIMPS, HOES, HOBOS, BUMS, DERELICTS, DEGENERATES, DOPERS, DEALERS, TWEEKERS, GAMBLERS, RAMBLERS, SOLICITORS, SIDEKICKS, COHORTS, WINGMEN, WHEELMEN, LOOKOUTS, OUTLAWS, IN-LAWS, RELATIVES, FIANCES, GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVIL NEMISIS', CANVASSERS, INQUIRERS, QUEERS, QUEENS, COWBOYS, KINGS, **** DRAGS, HAGS, HETEROS, HOMOS, TONY ROMOS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, (PRE OR POST) MALE IMPERSONATORS, ***** ***** VAN ***** **** VAN **** LESBIANS, LIARS, BUYERS, CRYERS, CIGAR SMOKERS, CARPET MUNCHERS, RUG RATS, TODDLERS, TEENAGERS, YOUNGSTERS, SENIORS, SUCKERS, TRUCKERS, MOTHER shut yer mouth, LAW MAKERS, LAWYERS, ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, POLITICIANS, PECKERWOODS, LEADERS, FOLLOWERS, DISCIPLES, PROPHETS, EVANGELISTS, SAVIORS, SINNERS, SAINTS, SOOTHSAYERS, MEDICINE MEN, GYPSYS, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, VAMPIRES, LYCANS, ZOMBIES, WAR MONGERS, PROTESTERS, SOLIDERS, GENERALS, GOVERNORS, PRESIDENTS, PATRIOTS, PACKERS, LIONS, BEARS, BROWNS, BLACKHAWKS, REDWINGS, RIGHT WING, LIBERALS, OR LAW BIDING CITIZENS, THEY ARE NOT TO CONTACT ME AND LOOSE MY NUMBER. BUT IF YOU SEE MY MOM, TELL HER TO CALL ME. ........................................................................BA-ZING....................................................................**
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Dec 27, 2013
Dec 27, 2013 at 9:47 AM UTC
SPAMMER SMACKDOWN
**IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA BASE FORTHWITH.  ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS, SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCIATES, CLIENTS, WEBMASTERS, WEB BASED LINKS, WINKS, TWINKS, COLONEL CLINCKS, BOSSES, CO-WORKERS, EMPLOYEES, VENDORS, SUPPLIERS, SALESMEN, ASCCOUNT REPS/EXCS, ACCOUNTANTS, BROKERS, CO-BROKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, WHACKERS, JERKS, PIMPS, HOES, HOBOS, BUMS, DERELICTS, DEGENERATES, DOPERS, DEALERS, TWEEKERS, GAMBLERS, RAMBLERS, SOLICITORS, SIDEKICKS, COHORTS, WINGMEN, WHEELMEN, LOOKOUTS, OUTLAWS, IN-LAWS, RELATIVES, FIANCES, GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, FAMILY, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVIL NEMISIS', CANVASSERS, INQUIRERS, QUEERS, QUEENS, COWBOYS, KINGS, **** DRAGS, HAGS, HETEROS, HOMOS, TONY ROMOS, FEMALE IMPERSONATORS, (PRE OR POST) MALE IMPERSONATORS, ***** ***** VAN ***** **** VAN **** LESBIANS, LIARS, BUYERS, CRYERS, CIGAR SMOKERS, CARPET MUNCHERS, RUG RATS, TODDLERS, TEENAGERS, YOUNGSTERS, SENIORS, SUCKERS, TRUCKERS, MOTHER shut yer mouth, LAW MAKERS, LAWYERS, ATTORNEYS, JUDGES, POLITICIANS, PECKERWOODS, LEADERS, FOLLOWERS, DISCIPLES, PROPHETS, EVANGELISTS, SAVIORS, SINNERS, SAINTS, SOOTHSAYERS, MEDICINE MEN, GYPSYS, TRAMPS, AND THIEVES, WITCHES, WARLOCKS, VAMPIRES, LYCANS, ZOMBIES, WAR MONGERS, PROTESTERS, SOLIDERS, GENERALS, GOVERNORS, PRESIDENTS, PATRIOTS, PACKERS, LIONS, BEARS, BROWNS, BLACKHAWKS, REDWINGS, RIGHT WING, LIBERALS, OR LAW BIDING CITIZENS, THEY ARE NOT TO CONTACT ME AND LOOSE MY NUMBER. BUT IF YOU SEE MY MOM, TELL HER TO CALL ME. ........................................................................BA-ZING....................................................................**
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the Himalayas rise there is snow on the peaks I watch it from my bed I gaze and gaze at it in the morning as a little village girl goes by sniffling with cold I too am cold it is chilly here in Tosh in May but a young Israeli boy took off his shirt and stood on the fencepost of the guesthouse dancing down was the deep green valley all of us watched in admiration the next day I went down to the waterfall which from here is a beautiful whisper in the air there are donkeys and a path and pretty houses on the other side of the valley and everywhere there are people smoking hash and relaxing in the cafes and the guesthouses it is almost like a pilgrimage smokers keep coming and sit around smoking talking I pull down my woollen cap my arms and back feel the chill despite a thick sweater despite a blanket and a four inch thick quilt I roll my joints and smoke them alone sometimes smoke them with others I look at the hills and the valleys and the wooden houses I look at the white peaks glowing in the sun and talk about CCR and stained glass art with Michael from Norfolk who’s going down the valley to another village for a party tonight with his young Spanish friend I talk about Bombay with Puneet and Manya from Kanpur who’ve come here on a Bullet Hash Heaven Manya says reading my mind as the joint passes on to the four engineering interns from Delhi and all the time I sip on ginger lemon honey for my sore throat until on the last day it disappears unlike the young Israeli girl’s pink laptop in a pink cover found by the part time caretaker in the garden on a pink chair she left behind last night because it was too dark come again the guesthouse boys say to me as I pay them what a scene I think how cool as I begin to leave the village down the dung-clotted stone steps nodding to the smokers coming in.
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Jun 7, 2017
Jun 7, 2017 at 11:13 PM UTC
From My Window Here In Tosh
the Himalayas rise there is snow on the peaks I watch it from my bed I gaze and gaze at it in the morning as a little village girl goes by sniffling with cold I too am cold it is chilly here in Tosh in May but a young Israeli boy took off his shirt and stood on the fencepost of the guesthouse dancing down was the deep green valley all of us watched in admiration the next day I went down to the waterfall which from here is a beautiful whisper in the air there are donkeys and a path and pretty houses on the other side of the valley and everywhere there are people smoking hash and relaxing in the cafes and the guesthouses it is almost like a pilgrimage smokers keep coming and sit around smoking talking I pull down my woollen cap my arms and back feel the chill despite a thick sweater despite a blanket and a four inch thick quilt I roll my joints and smoke them alone sometimes smoke them with others I look at the hills and the valleys and the wooden houses I look at the white peaks glowing in the sun and talk about CCR and stained glass art with Michael from Norfolk who’s going down the valley to another village for a party tonight with his young Spanish friend I talk about Bombay with Puneet and Manya from Kanpur who’ve come here on a Bullet Hash Heaven Manya says reading my mind as the joint passes on to the four engineering interns from Delhi and all the time I sip on ginger lemon honey for my sore throat until on the last day it disappears unlike the young Israeli girl’s pink laptop in a pink cover found by the part time caretaker in the garden on a pink chair she left behind last night because it was too dark come again the guesthouse boys say to me as I pay them what a scene I think how cool as I begin to leave the village down the dung-clotted stone steps nodding to the smokers coming in.
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The gin and juice on my lips What could be better than this? Going around the cities like a homeless Meeting some strangers, smokers, players (Do you have a cigarette? Yeah, of course, you naughty girl) It's so easy to be wrong and bad If I'm wrong I don't wanna be right Could you make me high and dope? I'm too drunk to walk So let's have a ride in nightly cities And the gin I had wasn't that bad, so I had one more He gave me 50 euros, so we gotta get drunk What a badass It's time to leave my daddies And forgot my shameless past Maybe it's time to get drunk What about gin and juice? It's so easy to be wrong and bad If I'm wrong I don't wanna be right Could you make me high and dope? I'm too drunk to walk So let's have a ride in nightly cities Don't wake me up I don't want to cry myself to sleep I just want to say goodbye to Flora's era It's so easy to be wrong and bad If I'm wrong I don't wanna be right Could you make me high and dope? I'm too drunk to walk So let's have a ride in nightly cities
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Jan 5, 2014
Jan 5, 2014 at 8:39 AM UTC
Gin and Juice
A Zippo lighter with a smoker's cough, propositions the ladybug clinging to a flannel pocket, You can always trust a tealight to warm the neglected beetles, that cling to your chest. this Ritual of the staring contest. attention behind the curtain: When You blink at the Rorschach shadows tell me, they are not mailboxes. The spirits linger; we stumble into entanglement birch trees weaving baskets from our branches I'm known to cave on integrity, for the taste of freckles, flickering tealights in the hearthstone, with a smokers cough.
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Sep 9, 2018
Sep 9, 2018 at 3:08 AM UTC
zippo
kiss my sorry *** and imagine a differential. divide it by two, see? this will give you the circumference of existential convulsion; you will see past the freaky book you can't read for lack of knowing and how absurdism scares you if you believe it. that's why you dropped The Myth of Sisyphus part-way through cuz what came to mind with all the drippy Dali-mentalscape spa of shread-dread WHATSyness! was Camus coming to so many a pessimists ending he had to turn it last second to say 'but in the end, we must assume that Sisyphus is happy' and all you see in your minds-eye is pursuit of this absurdist paradise for nervous thought-drawn chain -smokers is a gun to your head with one last glance at the ocean.
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Feb 19, 2014
Feb 19, 2014 at 2:21 AM UTC
suicide trainers
Life tends to kick you quickest when you're down Like the little pithy scratch of jealousy On your neck as you see the signs When your girlfriend's stale eyes Begin to wander Begin to wander too specifically For your personal Comfort
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May 17, 2014
May 17, 2014 at 5:06 AM UTC
Summer Shudder: Hanging With Smokers
five years ago, June 2018, I, poet Sir Humbug, wrote:that the job of the artist was to be luminous and dangerous <> *the job of the artist is to be luminous and dangerous luminous to others by being dangerous to themselves when the words are ripped from the chest, atmosphere disbursed by the body’s projectile messes, starburst fireworks, luminous and dangerous, luminating the shared night, laminating your truths, in poems disguised and so the job, our work, begins* <> five years on, somethings have changed, indeed, the dangers of being luminous, clarifying and exposing, the requisite badge of courage, need-be more desperately earned the work is more risky, as the rules of now are none, and the risk of good taste, thoughtful caring, exposing you innards outwardly, so easy to demean and sadly that titillates the iliterati like a fire-working fireflies flashing, their in-concert of ligh attracts the oohs and aahs but too, the restless for glory, opinionated blowhard, whose critical boundaries of ill will are boundless yet, write on, right on to be where courage be the sticking point! your verbs must be pointy, your direction true, adjectives of modest innovation, craft harder, then harder again, for the work must be honest in a manner most delicate now is the time of subtlety - if one must bang pots to be heard, that you to are but a noisemaker, a loser, an addition to those lost in the din quiet passion, thoughtful insight to inside, to the tender parts, will rule the day and the blow smokers will rue the day, as their pretenses chafe and flail wayside, and your words, be like sightings of new lands where you take us utterly beholden, willing explorers to places most wonderfully luminous and dangerous!
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Jul 10, 2023
Jul 10, 2023 at 11:25 PM UTC
5 years later, the artist returns to his first job: being luminous and dangerous
five years ago, June 2018, I, poet Sir Humbug, wrote:that the job of the artist was to be luminous and dangerous <> *the job of the artist is to be luminous and dangerous luminous to others by being dangerous to themselves when the words are ripped from the chest, atmosphere disbursed by the body’s projectile messes, starburst fireworks, luminous and dangerous, luminating the shared night, laminating your truths, in poems disguised and so the job, our work, begins* <> five years on, somethings have changed, indeed, the dangers of being luminous, clarifying and exposing, the requisite badge of courage, need-be more desperately earned the work is more risky, as the rules of now are none, and the risk of good taste, thoughtful caring, exposing you innards outwardly, so easy to demean and sadly that titillates the iliterati like a fire-working fireflies flashing, their in-concert of ligh attracts the oohs and aahs but too, the restless for glory, opinionated blowhard, whose critical boundaries of ill will are boundless yet, write on, right on to be where courage be the sticking point! your verbs must be pointy, your direction true, adjectives of modest innovation, craft harder, then harder again, for the work must be honest in a manner most delicate now is the time of subtlety - if one must bang pots to be heard, that you to are but a noisemaker, a loser, an addition to those lost in the din quiet passion, thoughtful insight to inside, to the tender parts, will rule the day and the blow smokers will rue the day, as their pretenses chafe and flail wayside, and your words, be like sightings of new lands where you take us utterly beholden, willing explorers to places most wonderfully luminous and dangerous!
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I watch you smoke Neptune for the last time outside your front door Listening to you talk about music or the weather Your hand twitches and the cobalt glass shatters in three pieces at your feet, but you don't even look down and continue your monologue The dry air between us heaves a smokers cough and sighs In the den, under low ceilings and blurry repercussion Ciphering through lots of nothing on tv You settle on some garbage show But end up kissing me instead I had to leave at one thirty five Someone always has to leave eventually
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Sep 15, 2012
Sep 15, 2012 at 6:58 PM UTC
Thomas
The most common magic trick I've ever seen is making a 100mm stick disappear. It is the oldest trick in the book. Everyone knows how it’s done but everyone is always never tired of being the audience to it. Maybe it’s because the audience is always invited to take part in the act. The trick is always done by a stressed magician, The trick mocked by kids trying to imitate the 100mm disappearing stick trick. They hide under the pretence of being stressed. They disgrace the world class performers that had practiced the routine so much throughout their lives. Never quitting And Always over rehearsing. The performers would always keep practicing until it becomes its second nature like breathing. Until it becomes like a habit, Until they become too passionate to the routine on perfecting the make-believe act. That they are too obsessed to  realized they had become addicted to it. They had become too reliant over it and that they can't live without it. Even on their last breath they would attempt to show its final performance and draw its strength from it. The most common magic trick I've ever seen involves a 100mm stick disappearing. The trick is like every other disappearing magic act. First the object is lit on fire with a light, Second the smoker kisses the object and takes a deep inhale praying the performance would go well. Third you get distracted by the smokes given off in the exhale And ...ta da. While the Smoke rises It is estimated 14 minutes of the magician's life disappearing. However the audience is too focused on the main act of the 100mm stick disappearing to notice.
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Oct 27, 2015
Oct 27, 2015 at 1:13 PM UTC
Smokers
The most common magic trick I've ever seen is making a 100mm stick disappear. It is the oldest trick in the book. Everyone knows how it’s done but everyone is always never tired of being the audience to it. Maybe it’s because the audience is always invited to take part in the act. The trick is always done by a stressed magician, The trick mocked by kids trying to imitate the 100mm disappearing stick trick. They hide under the pretence of being stressed. They disgrace the world class performers that had practiced the routine so much throughout their lives. Never quitting And Always over rehearsing. The performers would always keep practicing until it becomes its second nature like breathing. Until it becomes like a habit, Until they become too passionate to the routine on perfecting the make-believe act. That they are too obsessed to  realized they had become addicted to it. They had become too reliant over it and that they can't live without it. Even on their last breath they would attempt to show its final performance and draw its strength from it. The most common magic trick I've ever seen involves a 100mm stick disappearing. The trick is like every other disappearing magic act. First the object is lit on fire with a light, Second the smoker kisses the object and takes a deep inhale praying the performance would go well. Third you get distracted by the smokes given off in the exhale And ...ta da. While the Smoke rises It is estimated 14 minutes of the magician's life disappearing. However the audience is too focused on the main act of the 100mm stick disappearing to notice.
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Both of my parents “don’t smoke” But the pack in the bag disagrees And the butts in the yard Hiding spots in the car Beer cans through which I can see Both of my parents don’t smoke Sometimes I think it’s a joke When they’d smile their smiles And lie to my face But every secret has its place And at least mine aren’t known
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Sep 4, 2022
Sep 4, 2022 at 1:23 PM UTC
Secret Smokers
Squeaking sneakers squealing as the smoker squelched across the slippery shiny surface. Sweat slipping off the smokers snout as the law chased. Oliver the overweight officer was overly panting but gained no advantage. Had he finally met his match? Safe and sound in a storage facility the smoker stayed silent. Oliver smashed the smoker across the kisser. He'd smelt out his prey by the stench resonating from the smokers smelly socks.
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Feb 13, 2015
Feb 13, 2015 at 2:01 PM UTC
Old school chase
There are vampires, but they like to feed on blood and they do it because they have to, to exist. The werewolf has to feed because it is in their nature and meat becomes their prey. Zombies are cursed and that is why they feed the way they do. But me, I do what I do for the sheer pleasure of it and you would be shocked if you knew how many people like me were out there in this world of ours. You see, I am what you would call a cannibal and if you even tasted human flesh, then you would understand how it is an amazing required taste. And the fear of my victims makes that taste so much sweeter, the mingling of their sweat is just mouth watering and they just so much better when they have to feel pain. Mind you, heavy smokers can be a bit annoying because you get that smell of nicotine in the air when you fry up their lungs. There are so many of us about, have you ever wondered about those exclusive restaurants where you find it difficult to be able to book a table. Where if you order the sausages it has so much great flavour and the gravy is just so delicious. Next time and look around at those regulars that always seem to get a table, that look is not the expectation of the food but the wonder of what you might taste like. I've had it all, Indian, Mexican, Chinese and nothing seems to beat a nice English roast. But never complain to the management because the next time you might find yourself on the menu. Sooner or later we are going to get you, we might cut you to pieces as you are still alive, because as I said before, the flesh tastes so much better that way. Maybe we could boil you alive like a lobster, I've done that so many times to my victims. I know the neighbour was having some problems with some teenagers but they have disappeared now. So I decided to celebrate and have a barbeque and invite everyone, the food will taste like nothing you've tasted before. Yes I'm going to invite you over to join us, we would love to have you over for dinner.
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Jun 13, 2010
Jun 13, 2010 at 2:34 PM UTC
Delicious Morsels
There are vampires, but they like to feed on blood and they do it because they have to, to exist. The werewolf has to feed because it is in their nature and meat becomes their prey. Zombies are cursed and that is why they feed the way they do. But me, I do what I do for the sheer pleasure of it and you would be shocked if you knew how many people like me were out there in this world of ours. You see, I am what you would call a cannibal and if you even tasted human flesh, then you would understand how it is an amazing required taste. And the fear of my victims makes that taste so much sweeter, the mingling of their sweat is just mouth watering and they just so much better when they have to feel pain. Mind you, heavy smokers can be a bit annoying because you get that smell of nicotine in the air when you fry up their lungs. There are so many of us about, have you ever wondered about those exclusive restaurants where you find it difficult to be able to book a table. Where if you order the sausages it has so much great flavour and the gravy is just so delicious. Next time and look around at those regulars that always seem to get a table, that look is not the expectation of the food but the wonder of what you might taste like. I've had it all, Indian, Mexican, Chinese and nothing seems to beat a nice English roast. But never complain to the management because the next time you might find yourself on the menu. Sooner or later we are going to get you, we might cut you to pieces as you are still alive, because as I said before, the flesh tastes so much better that way. Maybe we could boil you alive like a lobster, I've done that so many times to my victims. I know the neighbour was having some problems with some teenagers but they have disappeared now. So I decided to celebrate and have a barbeque and invite everyone, the food will taste like nothing you've tasted before. Yes I'm going to invite you over to join us, we would love to have you over for dinner.
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Once we're on the slippery slope, With assisted suicide, That's when the sick people, Have nowhere left to hide, Now that the clock is ticking, Where will it all stop, Next is the old folk, We'll chop them till they drop, Down Syndrome men and women, Elderly, infirm who can tell, Doctors must authorise, Shipman did that well, Then there's the druggies, We'll have to use a rope, Injection would be stupid, Like giving them more dope, They'll not be the last, The unemployed are next, They'll not be sent a letter, We'll do it all by text, Get them all lined up, We'll do them one by one, Give them the death injection, Nowhere left for them to run, The fat ones need to go, Costing too much cash, Eating too much food, Use a knife to slash, If your neighbour's a bit different, You know, a bit like that, Take out your weapon, And stab him in the heart, Clear the jails out, The place if your a crook, If we need more killers, It's the very place to look, Dignitas will be redundant, We'll **** them all in house, It'll be good business, Shooting them just like grouse, Forget about the smokers, Assisted suicide's not their game, With their lungs and breath failing, They're dying just the same, Life is so **** precious, Killing's against God's law, Commandment number six, One of ten we shouldn't withdraw.
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Aug 2, 2015
Aug 2, 2015 at 1:53 PM UTC
Assisted suicide
The world’s on a street, on a string, running at incomprehensible speeds- well it’s a 30 zone but it might as well be a highway for the kids- those who pray on their knees on Sundays to please their mothers. *Mouthing lyrics against the pillow your lips skimming the linen, the blinds are half cut letting light in, highlighting your out-of-the-bed foot. Alarm clock call was late as we relied on the front desk, the telephone wire twisted behind cavity wall green, so we wake together to inner city rooster roar with the traffic tearing past and the cafes opening up to more coffee drinkers and business smokers. We’ll get our to-go coffees in a spree of NFC later, watch sons saying to dads that they need to go wee and start our day again with a hotel cup of tea.*
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Aug 17, 2013
Aug 17, 2013 at 3:25 PM UTC
Your Lips Skimming The Linen
I love love, I love hate, I love love before it's love, I love love after it dies I love sunny days, I love rainy days, I love overcast , and I love the snow I love walking, I love breathing, I love listening I love speaking I love interactions with factions upon factions and I truly love being alone I love the rich, I love the poor, I love Liberals and Conservatives I love they got meanings of the terms twisted and preach so vehemently about the superiority of their ideology I love those who speak logically, I love those who listen, I love words that were written to be spoken, and those that were just to be written I love racists, I love blacks, I love whites, and every ethnicity with any pigmentation that falls between them or against them I love all cultures equally, And I love cultures that hold themselves to a higher esteem than other cultures I love Cops and I love Criminals, I love Order and alcoholics and crack addicts who just keep gettin back at it with bare minimals I love Devote Christians, I love Krampus, I love Christmas, I love Baphomets, I love Marvin Gaye, I love The Doors Greatest Hit list I love Batman, I love the Joker, I love marijuana, and both those who are and are not avid smokers I love the freedoms I enjoy everyday and I love that men are systematically taught to hate me on a spiritual level with such passion that they would strap a bomb to their chest just to end my existence I love the Persistence,  Of time, Life, Movement, The Cosmos, and I love that it keeps on existing so fluently that we feel almost lucidly that our existence is significant =) I love the inquisitive look in the eyes of babies asking questions without the means to ask questions that, in due time, will only be answered by questions and answers that evoke much larger questions. And I love both those questions and the appropriate answers. I love those with and without an appreciation for the nonsensical I love you
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Jan 2, 2015
Jan 2, 2015 at 7:22 PM UTC
How to Love Life
I love love, I love hate, I love love before it's love, I love love after it dies I love sunny days, I love rainy days, I love overcast , and I love the snow I love walking, I love breathing, I love listening I love speaking I love interactions with factions upon factions and I truly love being alone I love the rich, I love the poor, I love Liberals and Conservatives I love they got meanings of the terms twisted and preach so vehemently about the superiority of their ideology I love those who speak logically, I love those who listen, I love words that were written to be spoken, and those that were just to be written I love racists, I love blacks, I love whites, and every ethnicity with any pigmentation that falls between them or against them I love all cultures equally, And I love cultures that hold themselves to a higher esteem than other cultures I love Cops and I love Criminals, I love Order and alcoholics and crack addicts who just keep gettin back at it with bare minimals I love Devote Christians, I love Krampus, I love Christmas, I love Baphomets, I love Marvin Gaye, I love The Doors Greatest Hit list I love Batman, I love the Joker, I love marijuana, and both those who are and are not avid smokers I love the freedoms I enjoy everyday and I love that men are systematically taught to hate me on a spiritual level with such passion that they would strap a bomb to their chest just to end my existence I love the Persistence,  Of time, Life, Movement, The Cosmos, and I love that it keeps on existing so fluently that we feel almost lucidly that our existence is significant =) I love the inquisitive look in the eyes of babies asking questions without the means to ask questions that, in due time, will only be answered by questions and answers that evoke much larger questions. And I love both those questions and the appropriate answers. I love those with and without an appreciation for the nonsensical I love you
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It's been a long time coming I have made it this far My life has hit a point of numbing I hit a bar I can feel it slipping away Control is lost I tell myself not to fray Because in life you are your own boss Only you can fire the people in it You do have control Every opportunity that comes you can hit Even if it's not a grand slam you can still say you swung Because the effort is better than the regret You're life will not be taken form you like a smokers lung So let's make ourselves a bet Never live life out of fear Because you'll end up being the one to shed a tear
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Nov 9, 2014
Nov 9, 2014 at 11:09 PM UTC
Control
When something perturbs me to such a point I have to step back and take the whiff of realization The opposite of one that ***** smokers take The puff of fresh air The one that heals instead of one that stays stagnant And become the mouthpiece of optimism Because God could of put me somewhere far more hellish than this
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Oct 30, 2015
Oct 30, 2015 at 10:24 PM UTC
Puff Of Fresh Air
Bouncers can only stop and stare, maybe get involved when their contract states they've got to care, but up to that line they wait on doorstops and thresholds, looking for kisses from the makeup clad gold. Smokers swell in the sea mist of the open smoking area, they talk ideas and travel plans, wave to no one hoping they'll wave back again. The bar men, the bar women and the cloakroom attendants sing along to the songs under tired, muttered breaths, hoping the depth of the queue subsides into something more serviceable. And after? Young ones with freshly ironed faces **** into gutters and speak in half-rhyme stutters, Morse code flutters that translate into nothing more than, another beer please. They yell as if they own the sky, keep their echoes on rope tied to the openings of back alleyways, showing to her and her and her and him, his best friend, that he's the drunkest of them all.
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Dec 18, 2013
Dec 18, 2013 at 11:00 AM UTC
Dress Up to Come Back Home Again
Marching, hopping, running, waddling down the street, people with working feet oblivious to the stares of the woman in a chair. Why would they see her? She's not even their height! They are just people plodding and plotting, lives rotting slowly away. But, back to the woman in the chair Snooping on the crowd Watching the mothers tug at toddlers reins. Rowing teens shouting "bruv" a lot! She's mocking the crowd in her own way She has become them, just invisible. She likes it like that, knowing of you Yet them not knowing of her. Her awareness is acute, sees the businessman in his suit. The homeless man in his home called box, the elderly matrons moaning about bingo. The drunk with his bottle clutched as tight as the baby clutches her bear. The smokers all congregated at the altar of tar The shopkeeper eyeing the kids, missing the thief The security guard, guarding the pretty Little things, no, not the jewellery the teenage girls! Oh, his eyes are popping! His legs are twitching. His fingers itching to touch! Along with the sights are the sounds, shouting, laughing, heckling and coughing Smell,also plays a part in people watching fast food, sweat, the great unwashed. All plodding along, flocking like birds clogging the street, swapping gossip, unaware as always of the young woman in a wheelchair.
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May 16, 2014
May 16, 2014 at 5:02 PM UTC
People watching