he adults new year rave that 6 year old patrick dunbar
in the year of 1945, patrick dun bar’s family were invited to a rave
but there was one small problem they couldn’t find babysitters
for patrick, so, what his parents did, is, go to the department store
and buy a tiger costume that would fit a 6 year old and this way
patrick can’t see the adult nonsense that was around, patrick dunbar
was ever so excited, as he called himself the new year tiger, and
every time an adult walked past him, he went growl like a
really fierce tiger cub, and his bro, rob dunbar also dressed up
as a tiger, but he looked at it as just another tiger costume
when new years eve came, patrick and rob were getting themselves
used to their tiger costumes 5 hours before they left for the
adults rave, well back then they called it, a new years eve party
and the parents said, don’t get too *****, cause their kids wearing
tiger costumes, dressed up as patrick said the new year tiger
was the only way in, and 5 hours later, they all hopped in the car
and their grandfather wore a tiger hat, to joint patrick and rob
and patrick screamed out the window, HAPPY NEW YEAR
and the father said, put ya cotton picking head back in the car
and patrick didn’t listen, and kept his head out of the window
yelling out happy new year, happy new year, happy new year
and in those days they couldn’t control the window from the
drivers seat like they do now, so he kept on driving with little
patrick dunbar yelling out of the window, HAPPY NEW YEAR
about 23 fucken times, and when they arrived at the party, their mum
told patrick and rob to hide inside, pretending your dwarfs, and
patrick said, i am not a dwarf, i am the new year tiger, ya see
in this life, i was a tad isolated, in my room, and there is no way
known to man, how i can figure out a lll this, but, as we walked in
i think the party people knew we were kids, cause dwarfs look different
but patrick and rob played all night, as much as it was fun, and despite
them knowing we were kids, we thought we would be treated differently
cause me, patrick was the new year tiger, and i used the biggest growl
to make all the adults spill their drinks, some drinks stained the carpet
and this really upset the host, and wanted the dun bars kicked out
and patrick dunbar said, i am not a dunbar, i am the new year tiger
and if you kick us out, i will bite ya with my teeth, but this party had 1940s
morals, and the dun bars were kicked out, and went for a walk down the
beach of green bay, and patrickj and robert were swimming in their new
year tiger costumes, and patrick rode one wave in, and said, the new year
tiger is coming, actually the dunbars sat on the beach till midnight, and there
were a great beach parade, of navy and army planes as well as the lifeguards
wearing clown uniforms, and then the lord mayor of wisconsin, cut the ribbon
to open a very colourful fireworks and patrick dunbar went up to the lord mayor
and said, i am the new year tiger, and i will eat ya up, and then the lord mayor closed the speech
there, and yelled out HAPPY NEW YEAR, AND patrick dunbar yelled out
a big HAPPY NEW YEAR too, as patrick dunbar was wisconsin’s new year tiger
GRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWL,
i am patrick dunbar, he was my previous life, before greame thorne
HAPPY NEW YEAR