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"elves" poems
My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Ru, My name's Ru, Name's Ru. . . My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear One night a year, I head the sleigh Good or bad, play or pay My name's Rudolph 'now-what-do-you-say?' My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Rudolph, I brought San-ta here Got eleven brothers, they call 'em reindeer Rock the whole world, 'only-once-a-year' Discovered on a farm, no fans,  -no cheer Made fun o' me, 'cause my nose queer' Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Ru, My name's Ru, Name's Ru. . . My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear So Santa comes up, has this to say; "There's no Sun, ...how do we light the way?" Brother reindeer's looking here nor there... Santa an elves searching every-where Nose lights up, they stop and stare! So Santa comes up, has this to say; "Your nose so bright, why don't you light my way?" Better not laugh, or mess with reindeer My name's Rudolph, I kick it in gear My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Ru, My name's Ru, Name's Ru. . . These horns is guns, nose a la-ser Eyes on target, and that is you Sir You better be good, or I'm taking you out *'member-my-name-son, cause-I-got-clout'* My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Ruddy as Hell, so listen right cheer My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Ru, My name's Ru, Name's Ru. . . My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer
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Dec 19, 2016
Dec 19, 2016 at 9:48 PM UTC
Rap Nose Rudi
My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Ru, My name's Ru, Name's Ru. . . My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear One night a year, I head the sleigh Good or bad, play or pay My name's Rudolph 'now-what-do-you-say?' My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Rudolph, I brought San-ta here Got eleven brothers, they call 'em reindeer Rock the whole world, 'only-once-a-year' Discovered on a farm, no fans,  -no cheer Made fun o' me, 'cause my nose queer' Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Ru, My name's Ru, Name's Ru. . . My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear So Santa comes up, has this to say; "There's no Sun, ...how do we light the way?" Brother reindeer's looking here nor there... Santa an elves searching every-where Nose lights up, they stop and stare! So Santa comes up, has this to say; "Your nose so bright, why don't you light my way?" Better not laugh, or mess with reindeer My name's Rudolph, I kick it in gear My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Ru, My name's Ru, Name's Ru. . . These horns is guns, nose a la-ser Eyes on target, and that is you Sir You better be good, or I'm taking you out *'member-my-name-son, cause-I-got-clout'* My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Ruddy as Hell, so listen right cheer My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Ru, My name's Ru, Name's Ru. . . My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer Nose of light, rock-night/crystal clear My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer My name's Rudolph, and I'm a reindeer
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Mrs. Claus was at the door Making sure that Santa knew He had to see the doctor He must be there by two Santa gruffed and grumbled Said there's too much to be done "You know I hate the doctor" "The doctor's just no fun" Mrs. Claus held fast and said "You do this every year" "and you always have a new excuse" "when the appointment time is near" Santa, said he'd do it Although, it was done under duress He could run an elven workshop But the doctor, was more stress He made it to the office At two, precisely on the nose The first thing the nurse said was "Santa, take off all your clothes" "You know we have to weigh you" "It's in the contract that you signed" "A little extra weight shift" "Could get the sleigh all misaligned" The scale said way past jolly He was twenty pounds past plump He was just below horrendous Santa Claus was one fat lump The doctor read the clipboard And made a tsk tsk tsking sound He said "Santa, you're much bigger" "You're almost 5 full feet around" "I have with me a letter" "That the vet asked me to read" "It says unless you drop some blubber" "Four more reindeer you will need" "Now, every story book out there" "Names eight reindeer in line" "And since you hired Rudolph" "A lot have you with nine" "But the vet now says you need thirteen" "To get up in the sky" "You've got to change your diet" "Santa, please lay off the pie" "I'm not saying all at once" "But, you've got to drop some weight" "Or, you'll be dropping gifts by plane" "And you'll still be over weight" Santa tried a little laugh, Not a full out ** ** ** Truth be told, he'd lose his breath He knew the weight would have to go He got down off the table Put on his hat, and Santa Suit He looked as red as ever When he tried to reach his boot The doctor said "Good God Man" "You can't go up like that" Santa said "I'm fine doc" "The kids want a Santa that is fat" "There's a difference between jolly" "Like the elf you're supposed to be" "But Santa, count your chins man," "I lose count at twenty three" "The elves are under orders" "Not to load the magic sleigh" "Until you commit to weight loss" "And you promise right away" "I know that you are Santa" "And for this I may get coal" "But, your wife, Santa...she scares me" "She said she'd put me in a hole" "Santa, lose some poundage" "Give it just a little try" "It's not right...thirteen reindeer" "Flying through the Christmas sky" "I know it's confidential" "what has happened here today" "But, Santa...I will tell her" "If you don't...and right away" Santa, said he'd try to He said "just tell me what to do" "Truth be told there doctor" "The woman scares me too!!!"
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Nov 29, 2015
Nov 29, 2015 at 10:24 PM UTC
Santa at The Doctor
Mrs. Claus was at the door Making sure that Santa knew He had to see the doctor He must be there by two Santa gruffed and grumbled Said there's too much to be done "You know I hate the doctor" "The doctor's just no fun" Mrs. Claus held fast and said "You do this every year" "and you always have a new excuse" "when the appointment time is near" Santa, said he'd do it Although, it was done under duress He could run an elven workshop But the doctor, was more stress He made it to the office At two, precisely on the nose The first thing the nurse said was "Santa, take off all your clothes" "You know we have to weigh you" "It's in the contract that you signed" "A little extra weight shift" "Could get the sleigh all misaligned" The scale said way past jolly He was twenty pounds past plump He was just below horrendous Santa Claus was one fat lump The doctor read the clipboard And made a tsk tsk tsking sound He said "Santa, you're much bigger" "You're almost 5 full feet around" "I have with me a letter" "That the vet asked me to read" "It says unless you drop some blubber" "Four more reindeer you will need" "Now, every story book out there" "Names eight reindeer in line" "And since you hired Rudolph" "A lot have you with nine" "But the vet now says you need thirteen" "To get up in the sky" "You've got to change your diet" "Santa, please lay off the pie" "I'm not saying all at once" "But, you've got to drop some weight" "Or, you'll be dropping gifts by plane" "And you'll still be over weight" Santa tried a little laugh, Not a full out ** ** ** Truth be told, he'd lose his breath He knew the weight would have to go He got down off the table Put on his hat, and Santa Suit He looked as red as ever When he tried to reach his boot The doctor said "Good God Man" "You can't go up like that" Santa said "I'm fine doc" "The kids want a Santa that is fat" "There's a difference between jolly" "Like the elf you're supposed to be" "But Santa, count your chins man," "I lose count at twenty three" "The elves are under orders" "Not to load the magic sleigh" "Until you commit to weight loss" "And you promise right away" "I know that you are Santa" "And for this I may get coal" "But, your wife, Santa...she scares me" "She said she'd put me in a hole" "Santa, lose some poundage" "Give it just a little try" "It's not right...thirteen reindeer" "Flying through the Christmas sky" "I know it's confidential" "what has happened here today" "But, Santa...I will tell her" "If you don't...and right away" Santa, said he'd try to He said "just tell me what to do" "Truth be told there doctor" "The woman scares me too!!!"
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By David John Mowers Oceanus, Acheron, Styx and Gyges, Phlegethon, Phaeacians lament, mourn the loss, Scheria, dissolved in froths. Virgil’s tale, found correct, a land too good, a nation wrecked, Nausikaa, burn the ships; their minds released, cool airy nips, Below the wave, watery grave, submerged to bottom, fathoms by stave, Fathoms some more, until the whorl, descending to, another world. Through Omphalos, to Land of Sleep, awaits a beast, where time has ceased, Darkness here, underworld, cold and frigid, below the whirl, In solemn grave, souls released, judged and counted, by the beast, Deeper than, the deep itself, past drowning fairies and dying elves, Who did mourn them? Those golden men, magic mariners, Mino's kin? What wrong was seen? What vice not true? What awful sin? What did they do? One thousand years, first black age, Two thousand more, to find the stage, Cast off Aries and cast Orion, to find beginning, of Golden Lion. Man of Heavens, Beast agrees, Bull of Sky, Ox of seas, Land of Punt, Land of Éire, Ogyges blue, hearts on fire, All the seashores, all the mines, Tribe of Dan, from ancient times, Port of Sais, Port of Thera, Port of Lagash, bygone era, Sailor’s horse, Minotaur, a lyre is crying, strummed guitar, nation dying, abattoir. Ochre foams to sanguine depth, there they rested, where Kronos slept, He’ll never answer, he doesn’t care, we’ll never know, if this was fair. Our hearts in sadness, hands on the gates! I curse you Poseidon! . . .and your Sea of Fates!
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Jun 4, 2016
Jun 4, 2016 at 7:58 AM UTC
Po-se-dawon-e (Powerful Waters/Waters of Power)
By David John Mowers Oceanus, Acheron, Styx and Gyges, Phlegethon, Phaeacians lament, mourn the loss, Scheria, dissolved in froths. Virgil’s tale, found correct, a land too good, a nation wrecked, Nausikaa, burn the ships; their minds released, cool airy nips, Below the wave, watery grave, submerged to bottom, fathoms by stave, Fathoms some more, until the whorl, descending to, another world. Through Omphalos, to Land of Sleep, awaits a beast, where time has ceased, Darkness here, underworld, cold and frigid, below the whirl, In solemn grave, souls released, judged and counted, by the beast, Deeper than, the deep itself, past drowning fairies and dying elves, Who did mourn them? Those golden men, magic mariners, Mino's kin? What wrong was seen? What vice not true? What awful sin? What did they do? One thousand years, first black age, Two thousand more, to find the stage, Cast off Aries and cast Orion, to find beginning, of Golden Lion. Man of Heavens, Beast agrees, Bull of Sky, Ox of seas, Land of Punt, Land of Éire, Ogyges blue, hearts on fire, All the seashores, all the mines, Tribe of Dan, from ancient times, Port of Sais, Port of Thera, Port of Lagash, bygone era, Sailor’s horse, Minotaur, a lyre is crying, strummed guitar, nation dying, abattoir. Ochre foams to sanguine depth, there they rested, where Kronos slept, He’ll never answer, he doesn’t care, we’ll never know, if this was fair. Our hearts in sadness, hands on the gates! I curse you Poseidon! . . .and your Sea of Fates!
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My Little Black Bear Down by the singing river Dancing with fate Little ducks take to the rapids Away from your dinner table Off to the banks You stand your grounds Tall as you are wide Your initials in the terrain Cursive is the eye tooth that reigns I see you Posing with the lilies, Elves and dwarfs As the western sky looks down Casting whispers Is your closet filled With both helping The meek and sustenance Under the skirts of nature You're having an **** Robbing all the salmon And berries Then slumbering under a tree Tummy full Those big black eyes of yours Catching shut-eye, a couch potato, a game of the week Your wide open mouth Catching a bee, A refreshment That long smile on your face Backpacking a dream Mama and her cubs having your back In some ways My little black bear ... hear, here I see you, in me Logan Robertson 8/08/2018
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Aug 8, 2018
Aug 8, 2018 at 6:50 PM UTC
My Little Black Bear
Christmas Eve was coming There was plenty to be done There were protocols to follow There were programs to be run Presents needed wrapping Elves had duties of their own They've been doing it for centuries They could call Christmas in by phone Reindeer games were scheduled Christmas Carols to be sung There were toys to be assembled There were bells that must be wrung Christmas Cakes...no problem For we all know there's just one It gets passed around each Christmas And that is half the fun But, back now to the reindeer games Donner wasn't there But, neither were three others It gave Santa Claus a scare He called the elven vet in Said "find out what it wrong" "If I don't have all my reindeer" "It'll ruin Rudolph's song" The vet came back directly Hoof and mouth was what he said The reindeer must  miss Christmas They were all confined to bed Santa couldn't take it Reindeer home...what would he do? He thought real hard about an answer Where would he find something that flew The vet said, "I've an answer" "But, no questions...just your trust" "I'll get your gifts delivered Santa" "I just need your magic dust" Santa said "do your best Doctor" "We can't have Christmas end like this" "Are you sure you have an answer?" "We can't give Christmas time a miss" The vet and elves went searching They formed a team like none before They went around to the animals And then they knocked on Santa's door Santa looked at what they'd brought him His reindeer gone, but here they stood A team had been assembled It made Santa sink into his hood Harnessed up before him The vet had two dogs and a bear A ****** goat, and donkey And a bald, blind cat...stood there He smiled and said "Dear Santa" "They may not look like that much now" "But, they'll get you where you need to be" "And they'll be led by a brown cow" If you hear some noises From your roof, like bleats and barks Some, meowing or some mooing And other strange sounds in the dark Remember, it's just Santa With his new team for the season Rex, Rolf, Billy, Ben, Bessie, Joe, and Mike and a bald, blind cat who's freezin' Merry Christmas to all and to all....don't look up!!
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Nov 10, 2012
Nov 10, 2012 at 8:37 PM UTC
Santa's New Team
Christmas Eve was coming There was plenty to be done There were protocols to follow There were programs to be run Presents needed wrapping Elves had duties of their own They've been doing it for centuries They could call Christmas in by phone Reindeer games were scheduled Christmas Carols to be sung There were toys to be assembled There were bells that must be wrung Christmas Cakes...no problem For we all know there's just one It gets passed around each Christmas And that is half the fun But, back now to the reindeer games Donner wasn't there But, neither were three others It gave Santa Claus a scare He called the elven vet in Said "find out what it wrong" "If I don't have all my reindeer" "It'll ruin Rudolph's song" The vet came back directly Hoof and mouth was what he said The reindeer must  miss Christmas They were all confined to bed Santa couldn't take it Reindeer home...what would he do? He thought real hard about an answer Where would he find something that flew The vet said, "I've an answer" "But, no questions...just your trust" "I'll get your gifts delivered Santa" "I just need your magic dust" Santa said "do your best Doctor" "We can't have Christmas end like this" "Are you sure you have an answer?" "We can't give Christmas time a miss" The vet and elves went searching They formed a team like none before They went around to the animals And then they knocked on Santa's door Santa looked at what they'd brought him His reindeer gone, but here they stood A team had been assembled It made Santa sink into his hood Harnessed up before him The vet had two dogs and a bear A ****** goat, and donkey And a bald, blind cat...stood there He smiled and said "Dear Santa" "They may not look like that much now" "But, they'll get you where you need to be" "And they'll be led by a brown cow" If you hear some noises From your roof, like bleats and barks Some, meowing or some mooing And other strange sounds in the dark Remember, it's just Santa With his new team for the season Rex, Rolf, Billy, Ben, Bessie, Joe, and Mike and a bald, blind cat who's freezin' Merry Christmas to all and to all....don't look up!!
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I Am The Sunshine Upon This Land I Am The Pure Love Of Woman & Man Creatures Of Sea Creature Of Sand Creatures Obove Trees I Am Sunshine Im Feeling The Heat I Am Sunshine Love Shining In Me Through My Eyes Timeless Sweets I Am Purity Healing All That Need A Calling Of Leap The Falling Of Leaves That Tracends To Beauty When Waters Affection Harvest The Neat Harvest The Trees Harvest The Fruits & Vegetables For All Us To Eat God Were Sunshine I Am You & You Are Me Realms Of Angels Elves Mermaid Reefs Purity Illumniated With A Sphere In Me Its Clear To See I'm Near The Sea Abundance Prosperity Inside Manifested Through Charity Expand Consious Clairty Increase Awarness Perception Cherry Trees Beautiful Judgment Free Free To Be We So Let's Just Breathe I Love You , You Love Me Meditation Vibratatin At The Peak Of My Frequency Elvish Whispers In The Breeze Angels Untangle The Tangled I Angle Dreams The Frequency Of Jesus Is Needed Let It Seep Through You May Not See Him But He Sees You Bianry Ritual 3 Help Darknes Nailed I'm From An Elvish Realm Where Fairy's Bleed Blue Its Easy To Relate Escape The Hate With Aatral Gates Be True Be You Sunshine Light Bright Right Through Ooh I Feel It In My Soul From Outer Space Down My Face Waist & Shoes Normal Is So Distant Weird Is JDifferent & Difrent Is Just So Cool Sune Shine Amazon Fine Island Side Frequency High Twin Soul Flame Is Feeling My Vibe Pure Dear Come Here Feel The Kundalini Rise Eye To Eye Hands On Back Of Thighs Hearts Hugging So Tight Protected By The Eye Private Meeting Souls Singing Ocean Side Stars Cry Body's Weaving Greeting Gentle Screaming Oh My Dna Embedded With Electric Healing Rhymes Were Amazing Gazeing Sunshine Breathe Release The Beast No Need To Find All Is Within So Grin Ya Chin Your In Ya Win Sunshine Sunshine Fill My Fins Swimming Through Realms Of Elevish Kin Affection Covers My Skin I Am Sunshine Sing It Again Sunshine
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May 27, 2016
May 27, 2016 at 11:54 PM UTC
Sunshine
I Am The Sunshine Upon This Land I Am The Pure Love Of Woman & Man Creatures Of Sea Creature Of Sand Creatures Obove Trees I Am Sunshine Im Feeling The Heat I Am Sunshine Love Shining In Me Through My Eyes Timeless Sweets I Am Purity Healing All That Need A Calling Of Leap The Falling Of Leaves That Tracends To Beauty When Waters Affection Harvest The Neat Harvest The Trees Harvest The Fruits & Vegetables For All Us To Eat God Were Sunshine I Am You & You Are Me Realms Of Angels Elves Mermaid Reefs Purity Illumniated With A Sphere In Me Its Clear To See I'm Near The Sea Abundance Prosperity Inside Manifested Through Charity Expand Consious Clairty Increase Awarness Perception Cherry Trees Beautiful Judgment Free Free To Be We So Let's Just Breathe I Love You , You Love Me Meditation Vibratatin At The Peak Of My Frequency Elvish Whispers In The Breeze Angels Untangle The Tangled I Angle Dreams The Frequency Of Jesus Is Needed Let It Seep Through You May Not See Him But He Sees You Bianry Ritual 3 Help Darknes Nailed I'm From An Elvish Realm Where Fairy's Bleed Blue Its Easy To Relate Escape The Hate With Aatral Gates Be True Be You Sunshine Light Bright Right Through Ooh I Feel It In My Soul From Outer Space Down My Face Waist & Shoes Normal Is So Distant Weird Is JDifferent & Difrent Is Just So Cool Sune Shine Amazon Fine Island Side Frequency High Twin Soul Flame Is Feeling My Vibe Pure Dear Come Here Feel The Kundalini Rise Eye To Eye Hands On Back Of Thighs Hearts Hugging So Tight Protected By The Eye Private Meeting Souls Singing Ocean Side Stars Cry Body's Weaving Greeting Gentle Screaming Oh My Dna Embedded With Electric Healing Rhymes Were Amazing Gazeing Sunshine Breathe Release The Beast No Need To Find All Is Within So Grin Ya Chin Your In Ya Win Sunshine Sunshine Fill My Fins Swimming Through Realms Of Elevish Kin Affection Covers My Skin I Am Sunshine Sing It Again Sunshine
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Don't ask me not to worry Cause you know I always will Although you're getting bigger You are my babies still I wish I could do magic So you won't make mistakes I'd give up everything I had I'd do all that it would take If I could keep you safely Tucked inside my arms I'd build a wall around us To keep you safe from harm I'd never let a raindrop Fall upon your head I'd cup your ears so they'd not hear Any bad things that are said If I had the power To make things go my way There'd be no pain or hurt or sadness And you'd be happy everyday But as you know I don't possess The magic that it takes To take away the problems And make this world a perfect place And since I don't You have to know I'll worry about you What are they doing now? Where are they and with who? I'll worry if you'll remember The things I tried to teach Like not to talk to strangers or Turn you back when at the beach Don't forget to use your manners Brush your teeth and comb your hair Always do your best Always do what's fair Remember right from wrong And don't give in to please a friend Cause you're the one who has to deal With the trouble in the end I worry that other people Do not see the things I know The things way deep inside you The things that do not show Do they know your hearts are bigger Than the universe itself Or that you are both more giving Than any one of Santa's elves Do they know how much I love you Or the way you make me fee When I think that you are mine It's still just so unreal From the day I looked into your eyes And hugged you that first time I said I'll never let you go You always will be mine! So I'm always gonna' worry No matter how I try Cause I love you with all my heart That's the reason why!! Love you, Mommy
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Apr 15, 2010
Apr 15, 2010 at 5:24 AM UTC
A letter to my children
Don't ask me not to worry Cause you know I always will Although you're getting bigger You are my babies still I wish I could do magic So you won't make mistakes I'd give up everything I had I'd do all that it would take If I could keep you safely Tucked inside my arms I'd build a wall around us To keep you safe from harm I'd never let a raindrop Fall upon your head I'd cup your ears so they'd not hear Any bad things that are said If I had the power To make things go my way There'd be no pain or hurt or sadness And you'd be happy everyday But as you know I don't possess The magic that it takes To take away the problems And make this world a perfect place And since I don't You have to know I'll worry about you What are they doing now? Where are they and with who? I'll worry if you'll remember The things I tried to teach Like not to talk to strangers or Turn you back when at the beach Don't forget to use your manners Brush your teeth and comb your hair Always do your best Always do what's fair Remember right from wrong And don't give in to please a friend Cause you're the one who has to deal With the trouble in the end I worry that other people Do not see the things I know The things way deep inside you The things that do not show Do they know your hearts are bigger Than the universe itself Or that you are both more giving Than any one of Santa's elves Do they know how much I love you Or the way you make me fee When I think that you are mine It's still just so unreal From the day I looked into your eyes And hugged you that first time I said I'll never let you go You always will be mine! So I'm always gonna' worry No matter how I try Cause I love you with all my heart That's the reason why!! Love you, Mommy
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“T'was the night before Christmas ...” and Santa was busy. The reindeer were antsy the elves in a tizzy. The missus was tending the ovens like mad And turning out cookies to make children glad. The wood chips were flying the sawdust was thick The workshop was bulging with toys from St. Nick. Contractors from Sega, Nintendo and Sony Were working on games (and a robotic pony). Iphones and Ipads (with virus removal) Were packed in their boxes and stamped "Elf Approval". Last minute touches were added with flair While elf stylists tended to Santa's white hair. Elf tailors were making some last alterations To Santa's red coat and his waist tribulations. The weather was fair as the weather-elf stated The routes were approved and departure was slated. Bells had been polished and harnesses buffed While repairs were addressed for the hoofs that were scuffed. The antlers were festooned with ribbons and bells And the reindeer were covered with elf flying spells. The clock approached midnight as Santa was seated. The countdown began as the flight crew was greeted. H-hour neared and the tension was growing. Outside it grew cloudy and then, began snowing. But Santa just grinned as the weather-elf winced. "Don't worry, my friend.   Our time has commenced." For the weather was nothing to Santa's conveyance. His reindeer and sleigh were immune to"delay-ance". With a whirl of his whiskers and a flick of his wrist The reindeer were launched in a flash of white mist. And I heard him exclaim through his teleport ray: "ALERT TSA. Tell 'em I'm on my WAY!"
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Dec 22, 2017
Dec 22, 2017 at 9:27 AM UTC
T’was The Night Before Christmas
“T'was the night before Christmas ...” and Santa was busy. The reindeer were antsy the elves in a tizzy. The missus was tending the ovens like mad And turning out cookies to make children glad. The wood chips were flying the sawdust was thick The workshop was bulging with toys from St. Nick. Contractors from Sega, Nintendo and Sony Were working on games (and a robotic pony). Iphones and Ipads (with virus removal) Were packed in their boxes and stamped "Elf Approval". Last minute touches were added with flair While elf stylists tended to Santa's white hair. Elf tailors were making some last alterations To Santa's red coat and his waist tribulations. The weather was fair as the weather-elf stated The routes were approved and departure was slated. Bells had been polished and harnesses buffed While repairs were addressed for the hoofs that were scuffed. The antlers were festooned with ribbons and bells And the reindeer were covered with elf flying spells. The clock approached midnight as Santa was seated. The countdown began as the flight crew was greeted. H-hour neared and the tension was growing. Outside it grew cloudy and then, began snowing. But Santa just grinned as the weather-elf winced. "Don't worry, my friend.   Our time has commenced." For the weather was nothing to Santa's conveyance. His reindeer and sleigh were immune to"delay-ance". With a whirl of his whiskers and a flick of his wrist The reindeer were launched in a flash of white mist. And I heard him exclaim through his teleport ray: "ALERT TSA. Tell 'em I'm on my WAY!"
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So last night, I stopped by Santa's workshop And I met his team of eight tiny reindeer His sweet little wife and all of his elves AND do you know,  they whispered in my ear some members of Hello Poetry are very naughty So Santa's added their names to his list, my dear AND Santa declared with a very saddened heart they will be blessed with nothing this year
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Nov 23, 2016
Nov 23, 2016 at 5:02 AM UTC
Hello Poetry Members placed on Santa's Naughty List
The next to empty train Roars through the mist of dawn As it passes the lakes and elves The dark and mystic pines -forests that once told of horrors To keep the ones like me From crossing the line- This box, this crate A testament of the modern man To whom which it serves It is somewhat of a time traveller When it breezes the land That years have made its own And yet there are scenes from my window That I know are proofs Of exceptions to the rule that reads, “time will take its toll” All the brooks and oaks And even more so Every bolder and stone Convinces my heart and soul That I need not be marred and scorned Broken and torn By the thistles and thorns And all the bourdons that the lions Of this glass world Convict me to ***** Since there is a side To the manic and indecisive puzzle that is I A side of realism and cynicism Thus I am well aware of my mortality And the scarcity of the time that is mine My existence is an indirect unwritten vow To never bend my back and bow To never fall in line And receive my share of coals To fuel this machine down the rusty tracks In a race against nature or God A race to prove one or the other Or even both wrong A race we’ve already lost
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Sep 20, 2012
Sep 20, 2012 at 11:43 AM UTC
On A Train
In the supermarket airport There are arrivals every day. The departures in your trolley Come to you from far away. Those brightly coloured vegetables Have sat around for days In what we’re told are such hygienic backroom bays. They’re obviously picked and packed by well paid sprites and elves! Then magically appear on your supermarket shelves. Here every carrot is straight and clean And every lettuce crisply curled Then gassed in plastic packets That are filling up our world! Take a glance inside your trolley And if what I say is true Then I guarantee the food within Has seen more of the world than you. Like the picture on the packet Of your frozen ready meal The colour of this far flown food is great The taste experience, surreal. Those ripe tomatoes in their reddest skins We should dye brown, to match their taste Those vivid orange carrots are a mystery of flavour- What a waste! A plate of vibrant promising hue Can taste of packaging and glue. The supermarket tells you you’re in clover But its goods have all the texture of an old pullover. Your supermarket says that it is catering for you But if you’re honest do you really think that’s true? If you don’t then there is something you can do. At the supermarket airport All the money’s in departures So put that trolley back And just depart. If you're wanting to be vocal Then shop seasonal and local And hit these psuedo airports at their heart.
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Apr 27, 2010
Apr 27, 2010 at 6:57 AM UTC
supermarket airports.
MY COMPUTER IS INFECTED WITH A VIRUS FROM SURFING TEEN AGE **** SITES LATE AT NITE SOME OF WHAT I'V SEEN, IT LOOKS QUITE NORMAL WHILE OTHER THINGS THEY JUST DON'T SEEM QUITE RIGHT I'D JUST STARTED CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WHEN I LEARNED THAT I'D BEEN HACKED THERE APPEARED BEFORE ME QUITE THE PHOTO OF A REINDEER WITH **** ELF FOLK ON HER BACK AS I LOOKED MORE AT THE PHOTO AND I LOOKED DEEP IN THE TREES I SAW JUST A HINT OF SCARLETT THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE MRS. SANTA ON HER KNEES AS I LOOKED MORE AT THE PICTURE SHE HAD A LOOK, BUT NOT OF PAIN AND I SAW WHAT SHE WAS ******* WAS NOT AN ALLANS CANDY CANE! AS I TRIED TO LEAVE THE WEBSITE A NEW PHOTO CAME MY WAY AND I STARED HARD IN AMAZEMENT THINKING, CORR I NEVER KNEW THAT ELVES COULD BEND THAT WAY ONE WAS DOING **** GYMNASTICS WITH HER *** HIGH IN THE AIR SHE HAD SOMETHING IN HER "OUT" HOLE AND I THOUGHT, "I DON'T THINK THAT THING BELONGS IN THERE" SO I SHUT DOWN MY COMPUTER AND THE SCREEN FADED TO BLACK I THOUGHT I'D LOST ALL MY FILES AND THERE'S NO WAY IN THE WORLD TO GET THEM BACK I'D BE OFF LINE WELL PAST CHRISTMAS AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAY I'D BEEN BURNED BY SURFING **** SITES SEEING THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SEE ON CHRISTMAS DAY WHEN MY HEAD DID HIT MY PILLOW I SWORE FROM **** SITES I'D REFRAIN BUT I WOKE UP EARLY THE NEXT MORNING AND FOUND A HALF SUCKED STICKY CANDY CANE I COULD NOT HELP BUT WONDER WHO HAD LEFT IT HERE BESIDE BUT I KNEW DEEP DOWN IT CAME FROM SANTA ON HIS ONE NIGHT YEARLY RIDE WHEN I TURNED ON MY COMPUTER I KNEW I'D KEEP IT TO MYSELF NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT IF I TOLD THEM OF **** SITES FULL OF DEER AND NAKED ELVES.
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Jul 2, 2012
Jul 2, 2012 at 2:34 PM UTC
Prancing Deer and Naked Elves (sung to Grandma got run over by a reindeer)
MY COMPUTER IS INFECTED WITH A VIRUS FROM SURFING TEEN AGE **** SITES LATE AT NITE SOME OF WHAT I'V SEEN, IT LOOKS QUITE NORMAL WHILE OTHER THINGS THEY JUST DON'T SEEM QUITE RIGHT I'D JUST STARTED CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WHEN I LEARNED THAT I'D BEEN HACKED THERE APPEARED BEFORE ME QUITE THE PHOTO OF A REINDEER WITH **** ELF FOLK ON HER BACK AS I LOOKED MORE AT THE PHOTO AND I LOOKED DEEP IN THE TREES I SAW JUST A HINT OF SCARLETT THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE MRS. SANTA ON HER KNEES AS I LOOKED MORE AT THE PICTURE SHE HAD A LOOK, BUT NOT OF PAIN AND I SAW WHAT SHE WAS ******* WAS NOT AN ALLANS CANDY CANE! AS I TRIED TO LEAVE THE WEBSITE A NEW PHOTO CAME MY WAY AND I STARED HARD IN AMAZEMENT THINKING, CORR I NEVER KNEW THAT ELVES COULD BEND THAT WAY ONE WAS DOING **** GYMNASTICS WITH HER *** HIGH IN THE AIR SHE HAD SOMETHING IN HER "OUT" HOLE AND I THOUGHT, "I DON'T THINK THAT THING BELONGS IN THERE" SO I SHUT DOWN MY COMPUTER AND THE SCREEN FADED TO BLACK I THOUGHT I'D LOST ALL MY FILES AND THERE'S NO WAY IN THE WORLD TO GET THEM BACK I'D BE OFF LINE WELL PAST CHRISTMAS AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAY I'D BEEN BURNED BY SURFING **** SITES SEEING THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T SEE ON CHRISTMAS DAY WHEN MY HEAD DID HIT MY PILLOW I SWORE FROM **** SITES I'D REFRAIN BUT I WOKE UP EARLY THE NEXT MORNING AND FOUND A HALF SUCKED STICKY CANDY CANE I COULD NOT HELP BUT WONDER WHO HAD LEFT IT HERE BESIDE BUT I KNEW DEEP DOWN IT CAME FROM SANTA ON HIS ONE NIGHT YEARLY RIDE WHEN I TURNED ON MY COMPUTER I KNEW I'D KEEP IT TO MYSELF NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT IF I TOLD THEM OF **** SITES FULL OF DEER AND NAKED ELVES.
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Well, Here I am and there you are, And a counter between us. Standing across it, You ask me, "What can I get you, Sir?" And I tell you, "A Caramel Latte." But deep in the depths of my heart, I wish I could say, 'All I ask for is your heart!' I look at your Raven eyes! The way they flicker When you try to spell my name on the cup. Shiny like a star, that a sailor follows In a dark night, They brighten my thoughts. Rose It read, The tag on your breast. So beautiful your name is, But far beautiful you are! Envied by a thousand blood roses In the fields of elves. Now I think to myself, *'How stupid I am, to lose my heart over you?'* So beautiful you are, That a million warriors Would lay down their lives, just to get a glance. And The gods would create thunder when you weep, And storm the galaxies when you're angry! I savor the Coffee, Knowing that it is made by your dusk hands. They have now scribbled your name, Like a tattoo, on the pink walls of my heart, permanent, they shall stay there till the end of time. Now that I leave, I feel bleak, and blue, and grey. and happy! Knowing that I will see you again, Perhaps tomorrow, or day after. And perhaps someday, You shall wear me the ring of love With the same glow in your soul, And the same scent on your skin You shall let my lips meet yours.
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Nov 16, 2014
Nov 16, 2014 at 11:35 AM UTC
Rose
I let go too soon, of these three fingers pinning a white dress to my knees, such a strut they possess, and psychic for the waggle I do on my tulip-days: mama said that the lace came from an elves’ head, I could not wear it. I put it in a dresser drawer, as I lost my appetite for marriage and friends. She said that father wanted to see it, I should parade my red, pulsing veins. A torpedo, it became, cowering until liftoff  and glory hallelujah first kisses. Was it not funny when I, poor chap, kept garbage in my teeth and laughed when you slithered your tongue inside, like Friday penetrating the weekend? You are a Leo; I am far from such, but I understand why you may be insulted, as mama garbs turquoise as the sky and all our daffodils burn like rubber. Each says it is because they love me, railing cat-scratches with a stitch – but I do not want that, see earthquakes that hammer on  our tulip-days, dear.
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Nov 1, 2012
Nov 1, 2012 at 5:22 PM UTC
tulip-days
Earlier today, painting was the activity that we had planned I have a support teacher who would always lend a hand She had left the class to get the paint all mixed While I stayed behind to get the toys and props all fixed She came back and bore bowls of red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Lunchtime I visited a store and neatly displayed on low shelves Arranged so immaculately as if magically done by elves Were cases upon cases stitched together with only zips They almost instantly bent a smile to my lips Their colours shone brilliant red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Passed by a shop selling accessories and apparel Merchandise dangled on wall hooks and some in a jumble On the adjacent wall something caught my eye Carried all the neat little tote bags one could ever buy One peeking from a corner was red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Walked by a building, so modern-looking and new Down on one side almost obscured from view Were these horizontal rows of dancing neon lights Stopped for a minute just to soak in the sights Then I realised that they flickered red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Waited for the bus to get home at my usual bus stop Whilst waiting, I shifted and from my bag something did drop Bent over and picked my coin pouch that had fallen out Looked up only to see another commuter lingering about On his pack was a sticker which boasted red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Bus was packed, found a seat in the back row Sat myself down, I peered briefly out the window Engine under me, I scanned around to those who were seated Observed the floor beneath my shoes as it vibrated My pair of Adidas, oh my, they're red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Got home, put my bag down and sank into the sofa Switched on the telly, on was the Food Network's "Barefoot Contessa" Surfed through the channels, caught a real estate commercial Promoting prime land in a country not anywhere regional Splashed on the screen, a flag - red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. End of the day, it is best that I hit the sack Allow some rest for my poor aggravated back But not till I complete the words you're currently reading I'm thinking, dreaming and furiously typing How do I end this? Hmm...red, white and blue? I'm thinking and dreaming...and wishing I'm with you.
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Aug 8, 2014
Aug 8, 2014 at 9:08 PM UTC
Red, White & Blue
Earlier today, painting was the activity that we had planned I have a support teacher who would always lend a hand She had left the class to get the paint all mixed While I stayed behind to get the toys and props all fixed She came back and bore bowls of red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Lunchtime I visited a store and neatly displayed on low shelves Arranged so immaculately as if magically done by elves Were cases upon cases stitched together with only zips They almost instantly bent a smile to my lips Their colours shone brilliant red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Passed by a shop selling accessories and apparel Merchandise dangled on wall hooks and some in a jumble On the adjacent wall something caught my eye Carried all the neat little tote bags one could ever buy One peeking from a corner was red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Walked by a building, so modern-looking and new Down on one side almost obscured from view Were these horizontal rows of dancing neon lights Stopped for a minute just to soak in the sights Then I realised that they flickered red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Waited for the bus to get home at my usual bus stop Whilst waiting, I shifted and from my bag something did drop Bent over and picked my coin pouch that had fallen out Looked up only to see another commuter lingering about On his pack was a sticker which boasted red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Bus was packed, found a seat in the back row Sat myself down, I peered briefly out the window Engine under me, I scanned around to those who were seated Observed the floor beneath my shoes as it vibrated My pair of Adidas, oh my, they're red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. Got home, put my bag down and sank into the sofa Switched on the telly, on was the Food Network's "Barefoot Contessa" Surfed through the channels, caught a real estate commercial Promoting prime land in a country not anywhere regional Splashed on the screen, a flag - red, white and blue Made me think of...well, made me think of you. End of the day, it is best that I hit the sack Allow some rest for my poor aggravated back But not till I complete the words you're currently reading I'm thinking, dreaming and furiously typing How do I end this? Hmm...red, white and blue? I'm thinking and dreaming...and wishing I'm with you.
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Two fairies it was On a still summer day Came forth in the woods With the flowers to play. The flowers they plucked They cast on the ground For others, and those For still others they found. Flower-guided it was That they came as they ran On something that lay In the shape of a man. The snow must have made The feathery bed When this one fell On the sleep of the dead. But the snow was gone A long time ago, And the body he wore Nigh gone with the snow. The fairies drew near And keenly espied A ring on his hand And a chain at his side. They knelt in the leaves And eerily played With the glittering things, And were not afraid. And when they went home To hide in their burrow, They took them along To play with to-morrow. When you came on death, Did you not come flower-guided Like the elves in the wood? I remember that I did. But I recognised death With sorrow and dread, And I hated and hate The spoils of the dead.
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Santa's Lazy Elf Five more days till Christmas, Santa and his crew were working overtime making children's dreams come true . Singing carols, whistling tunes, as the hours ticked away, except for little Edison the elf that went astray. Instead of making toys in Santa's assembly line, he was hanging out with Rudolph beneath the snow capped pines. As Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus took a look around, they noticed lazy Edison was nowhere to be found. They decided they'd had enough this elf will surely be fired, scratched their heads and realized another must be hired. Dasher heard them talking and thought this can't be so, never in elf's history has someone had to go. He searched the winter wonderland and under the Northern Lights Edison and Rudolph were frolicking in flight. He said "Come down from there your behavior's a disgrace, Christmas Eve is almost here and you're about to be replaced. Edison soon realized his days of slacking were done, that there'd be consequences for goofing off and having fun. He knew he had no place to go if Santa didn't let him stay his heart began to pound, as Rudolph ran way. He hurried as fast as he could to tell Santa he was wrong, beg him for forgiveness and show him he belonged. As the other elves were caroling he tried to sneak inside, but Santa saw him coming out of the corner of his eye. He placed his hands upon his hips and firmly shook his head, "What shall I do with you my elf," Santa firmly said. "I see you when you're sleeping I know when you're awake, did you not read your history book he said for goodness sake!" Santa soon forgave him cause his heart is made of gold, and Edison became the hardest worker I am told. The moral of this story is we all must do our part, and jolly old St Nick has always had a heart. Merry Christmas to all of you on this holiest of days, may all your dreams come true as you gather and celebrate! Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © December 2013 All Rights Reserved
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Nov 29, 2014
Nov 29, 2014 at 6:19 PM UTC
Santa's Lazy Elf
Santa's Lazy Elf Five more days till Christmas, Santa and his crew were working overtime making children's dreams come true . Singing carols, whistling tunes, as the hours ticked away, except for little Edison the elf that went astray. Instead of making toys in Santa's assembly line, he was hanging out with Rudolph beneath the snow capped pines. As Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus took a look around, they noticed lazy Edison was nowhere to be found. They decided they'd had enough this elf will surely be fired, scratched their heads and realized another must be hired. Dasher heard them talking and thought this can't be so, never in elf's history has someone had to go. He searched the winter wonderland and under the Northern Lights Edison and Rudolph were frolicking in flight. He said "Come down from there your behavior's a disgrace, Christmas Eve is almost here and you're about to be replaced. Edison soon realized his days of slacking were done, that there'd be consequences for goofing off and having fun. He knew he had no place to go if Santa didn't let him stay his heart began to pound, as Rudolph ran way. He hurried as fast as he could to tell Santa he was wrong, beg him for forgiveness and show him he belonged. As the other elves were caroling he tried to sneak inside, but Santa saw him coming out of the corner of his eye. He placed his hands upon his hips and firmly shook his head, "What shall I do with you my elf," Santa firmly said. "I see you when you're sleeping I know when you're awake, did you not read your history book he said for goodness sake!" Santa soon forgave him cause his heart is made of gold, and Edison became the hardest worker I am told. The moral of this story is we all must do our part, and jolly old St Nick has always had a heart. Merry Christmas to all of you on this holiest of days, may all your dreams come true as you gather and celebrate! Written By Kathy J Parenteau Copyright © December 2013 All Rights Reserved
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We need feminism Because nobody puts a baby in the corner and forces it to leave it's creator Or have Santa's Elves only make half of the toys It may seem decent but it's all a ploy A life is worth being equally enjoyed Regardless of what gender you are Staying at home was so last century Let's show the world how amazing women are Equality for all
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Dec 11, 2014
Dec 11, 2014 at 4:18 AM UTC
Need Feminism
Alice was walking At the back of her yard when she spotted a gnome well....standing guard she knew she was gnomeless she had a ball and a stone but there in her garden was a short, stocky gnome he knew that she saw him he tried not to blink he stopped all his breathing this'll fool her i think she walked down the garden stopped ten feet away looking close at this person who was dressed in green gray she thought, this is crazy a gnome in my yard it was then that he moved and he held out his card she looked at the writing it did her no good it was written in gnomish and only gnomes understood the stare off continued and then she asked loud who are you, you gnome you standing so proud he said, i am biffles at your service i am in the back of your garden here in East Ham she said, why my garden what is special to you about my dear roses and my runner beans too he said, that a meeting of the higher up gnomes was being held there that night there were elves and some pixies and some twenty odd sprite they were there all around her though they couldn't be seen watching her closely in ten shades of green well, biffles ...young sir what is your job while here you aren't at the meetings what do you do my dear i am sargeant at arms when we're here or at home i guess you could call me (wait for it) yep...i'm a guardin' gnome
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Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014 at 7:21 PM UTC
Gnome in my yard
I shall go up north, as north as I could possibly go, trekking the wilderness of darkened hue, to have a little adventure with you. Shining lights from everywhere, as dark a sky as it were, greens and blues of a multi-color fare, I wish I can be there to enjoy your every flare. Tiny disturbances can be so magnetic, causing an atmosphere to become electric, as far as the elves have been to arctic, I bet I haven’t seen anything more mystic. You looked like the wishful green master that was ready to grant all my wishes, yet seeing you up close was a dream that was more than all my wishes fulfilled. Maybe, you really are that genie from a bottle.  :)
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Nov 13, 2019
Nov 13, 2019 at 11:15 AM UTC
Aurora Borealis
tiny elves in my backyard on my stoop - “PLEASE SIR, MAY WE HAVE SOME SOUP?” running out from between blades of grass, they shouted in unison with a burly crass: “YOU MUST UNDERSTAND, IT'S A TUESDAY NIGHT,” “AND TUESDAYS ARE SPECIAL IN ELVEN LIFE!” “sorry sir, soup is not for elves; mommy said!” “DON'T LISTEN TO THAT OLD BAT, IT'S LATE AND SHE'S IN BED… ...WE COME TO YOU IN NEED OF NOURISHMENT!” “but, I’m just a kid and mommy discourages it!” i said in my biggest voice, for the 900th time as they threw up their arms, like I’d committed a crime! running around in a mass, they ran back, with such sass, through the leaves in a big hurry - on a hunt for soup they scurried...
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Sep 21, 2018
Sep 21, 2018 at 6:28 PM UTC
tiny elves on my stoop
Dear Ronald Bilius Weasley No matter what others say I will always be your fan You are such a marvellous character Not perhaps, a perfect one But a character with flaws So real, and so beautiful That we can totally relate to it In your first year at Hogwarts You played a game of chess In such a magnificent manner That even the Russians of the Muggle world Could not have done any better In your second year at Hogwarts You faced your greatest fears With a courage and nerve That Godric Gryffindor would have been proud of For the sake of your best mates In your third year at Hogwarts You almost ruined a friendship For the sake of a rat and a broomstick But you made amends for it By standing up to a notorious murderer That too with a broken leg Again, for the sake of your best mate In your fourth year at Hogwarts Again, there was a misunderstanding That threatened to derail a strong friendship But you were there for Harry When it truly mattered There was also some ugly ****** jealousy As your teenage hormones took centrestage But at least you got an inkling That you and Hermione Were made for each other In your fifth year at Hogwarts There was a lot you had to put up with The constant bullying of the Slytherins Especially during Quidditch matches The temper tantrums of your best friend And finally, the evil Dolores Jane Umbridge Initially, due to your nerves and insecurities Your Quidditch performances went from bad to worse But then, you finally showed us The stuff you were made of Saving goals left, right and centre And to cap it all You bravely fought a dozen Death Eaters Yet again, for the sake of your best friend Finally, we come to the war Due to your never-ending insecurities And anxiety for your family Worsened by a dreadful locket That contained a part of Voldemort's soul You briefly deserted your best mates But returned when it mattered the most Even saving Harry's life in the process And then, as you destroyed that darned locket You finally conquered your fears And transitioned successfully to manhood Finally, during the Battle of Hogwarts You showed us your sensitive side A side that we had never seen before As you displayed your concern for the house-elves Precipitating your first kiss with Hermione Later on, you lost your dear brother But continued to soldier on bravely Even standing up to Voldemort himself Hence, dear Ronald Bilius Weasley No matter what others say I will always be your fan
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Aug 9, 2020
Aug 9, 2020 at 9:28 AM UTC
I will always be your fan
Dear Ronald Bilius Weasley No matter what others say I will always be your fan You are such a marvellous character Not perhaps, a perfect one But a character with flaws So real, and so beautiful That we can totally relate to it In your first year at Hogwarts You played a game of chess In such a magnificent manner That even the Russians of the Muggle world Could not have done any better In your second year at Hogwarts You faced your greatest fears With a courage and nerve That Godric Gryffindor would have been proud of For the sake of your best mates In your third year at Hogwarts You almost ruined a friendship For the sake of a rat and a broomstick But you made amends for it By standing up to a notorious murderer That too with a broken leg Again, for the sake of your best mate In your fourth year at Hogwarts Again, there was a misunderstanding That threatened to derail a strong friendship But you were there for Harry When it truly mattered There was also some ugly ****** jealousy As your teenage hormones took centrestage But at least you got an inkling That you and Hermione Were made for each other In your fifth year at Hogwarts There was a lot you had to put up with The constant bullying of the Slytherins Especially during Quidditch matches The temper tantrums of your best friend And finally, the evil Dolores Jane Umbridge Initially, due to your nerves and insecurities Your Quidditch performances went from bad to worse But then, you finally showed us The stuff you were made of Saving goals left, right and centre And to cap it all You bravely fought a dozen Death Eaters Yet again, for the sake of your best friend Finally, we come to the war Due to your never-ending insecurities And anxiety for your family Worsened by a dreadful locket That contained a part of Voldemort's soul You briefly deserted your best mates But returned when it mattered the most Even saving Harry's life in the process And then, as you destroyed that darned locket You finally conquered your fears And transitioned successfully to manhood Finally, during the Battle of Hogwarts You showed us your sensitive side A side that we had never seen before As you displayed your concern for the house-elves Precipitating your first kiss with Hermione Later on, you lost your dear brother But continued to soldier on bravely Even standing up to Voldemort himself Hence, dear Ronald Bilius Weasley No matter what others say I will always be your fan
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I meander about the countryside, Coming upon a fishing city. They call it Riften, Home of the thieves. The guard that stopped me, Persuaded with a shakedown. I didn't believe him, And persuaded back with venom. The gates opened, Before thy words. Revealing a peaceful city, With many souls. I roam the marketplace, Searching for supplies. Before I make my journey. To Ivarstead. A man of charm and price, Spoke with me. He sought a job to be done. He asked me? Break the law!? Seriously? He nodded quietly. I sigh, Agreeing to do as he asked. My friend faendal has taught me well Of thievery. This dark elf, A Argonian lizard. I took the ring to deliver. Brynjolf spoke of snow elves, And an elixir. As I put the ring, Into Brand-Shei's pocket. Escaping the shadows. The task was done, And he asked me. To join the Thieves Guild.
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Mar 27, 2014
Mar 27, 2014 at 8:46 AM UTC
Thieves Guild Pt.1
Valhalla is not only where warriors reside Valhalla is also for those who commit suicide All struggles are seen all sacrifices excepted The Valkyrie watch over all battles internal and external and make sure none are rejected In the great halls songs are sung The great bells are rung Wolves and foxes and gods and elves, all are welcome there For Valhalla welcomes all and there is no ill will to bare Valhalla is calling Darkness is falling
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Oct 11, 2020
Oct 11, 2020 at 1:36 AM UTC
Valhalla Calls
In the Still of the Night On the Top of the hill As we Lie looking at the Sky Awaiting a Comet to Pass By My Mother told me a Tale Back when Magic Waned And the Machine age began With sorrow for its passing The last of the Elves set off for afar Left for the sky, on the Elven Star Machines had robbed the Minerals And smoke destroyed the Herbs And Poisons had ruined the Water Precious Elements from Sacred Fire No Longer Helped them heal the Earth The night they left the legend says... A Bright comet passed, By in the Sky The Elven Ships Journey  on a Magic Tail Leaving behind a Golden Age Now Pale The Elven ship returns at 75 years to pass By And this is our Only chance to see Elves in the Sky...JMF 3/10/2015
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Mar 10, 2015
Mar 10, 2015 at 5:05 AM UTC
~~The Elven Star~~