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"dumpy" poems
All you have to offer me is broken English but what you get in return is a broken heart! "Hi cute pic u me friend?" you ping me randomly; I am sorry dude,my picture didn't respond! Not just you,but all the guys from your clan have a typical dressing style that I can note from your photos. A smug face,bright colored clothes,unkempt hair; cigarette burnt lips and alcohol shot eyes! Don't judge me, I am just sharing my observation but I appreciate your perseverance of sending multiple messages! "Hey u","Reply and expect* me","Don't put scene^","Fraandship#??","Change new pic" and all I could think of is "Not happening bro!!" Wondering why I wrote this ode to you?! You are a hero man! An unsung hero in your own world! When science and technology advances,when countries and continents fight and make up all you can think of is this random girl who is ignoring you!Talk about goal-oriented!! You have a dumpy old computer with an internet connection and a Facebook account and you want to have girls who you don't even know;You are more ambitious than Shakespeare's Brutus! You get irritated looks from all the girls you stalk, Yet you are unaffected as you never get to know that!! I envy your spirit, I envy your hard-work!! Burning the midnight oil to get ignored by girls you don't even know! Though you stalk this much, in reality you are shy to even talk! You are a mystery, a dark knight I might say!! Whatever anyone says, I know you wont give up!! You are a big challenge for all those privacy setting developers, you creep and crawl through the web so much and still you always remain -A random stalker!!
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Aug 4, 2014
Aug 4, 2014 at 6:42 PM UTC
An ode to the random online stalker ;)
All you have to offer me is broken English but what you get in return is a broken heart! "Hi cute pic u me friend?" you ping me randomly; I am sorry dude,my picture didn't respond! Not just you,but all the guys from your clan have a typical dressing style that I can note from your photos. A smug face,bright colored clothes,unkempt hair; cigarette burnt lips and alcohol shot eyes! Don't judge me, I am just sharing my observation but I appreciate your perseverance of sending multiple messages! "Hey u","Reply and expect* me","Don't put scene^","Fraandship#??","Change new pic" and all I could think of is "Not happening bro!!" Wondering why I wrote this ode to you?! You are a hero man! An unsung hero in your own world! When science and technology advances,when countries and continents fight and make up all you can think of is this random girl who is ignoring you!Talk about goal-oriented!! You have a dumpy old computer with an internet connection and a Facebook account and you want to have girls who you don't even know;You are more ambitious than Shakespeare's Brutus! You get irritated looks from all the girls you stalk, Yet you are unaffected as you never get to know that!! I envy your spirit, I envy your hard-work!! Burning the midnight oil to get ignored by girls you don't even know! Though you stalk this much, in reality you are shy to even talk! You are a mystery, a dark knight I might say!! Whatever anyone says, I know you wont give up!! You are a big challenge for all those privacy setting developers, you creep and crawl through the web so much and still you always remain -A random stalker!!
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having the low down blues and going into a restraunt to eat. you sit at a table. the waitress smiles at you. she's dumpy. her *** is too big. she radiates kindess and symphaty. live with her 3 months and a man would no real agony. o.k., you'll tip her 15 percent. you order a turkey sandwich and a beer. the man at the table across from you has watery blue eyes and a head like an elephant. at a table further down are 3 men with very tiny heads and long necks like ostiches. they talk loudly of land development. why, you think, did I ever come in here when I have the low-down blues? then the the waitress comes back eith the sandwich and she asks you if there will be anything else? snd you tell her, no no, this will be fine. then somebody behind you laughs. it's a cork laugh filled with sand and broken glass. you begin eating the sandwhich. it's something. it's a minor, difficult, sensible action like composing a popular song to make a 14-year old weep. you order another beer. jesus,look at that guy his hands hang down almost to his knees and he's whistling. well, time to get out. pivk up the bill. tip. go to the register. pay. pick up a toothpick. go out the door. your car is still there. and there are 3 men with heads and necks like ostriches all getting into one car. they each have a toothpick and now they are talking about women. they drive away first they drive away fast. they're best i guess. it's an unberably hot day. there's a first-stage smog alert. all the birds and plants are dead or dying. you start the engine.
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Another Day
having the low down blues and going into a restraunt to eat. you sit at a table. the waitress smiles at you. she's dumpy. her *** is too big. she radiates kindess and symphaty. live with her 3 months and a man would no real agony. o.k., you'll tip her 15 percent. you order a turkey sandwich and a beer. the man at the table across from you has watery blue eyes and a head like an elephant. at a table further down are 3 men with very tiny heads and long necks like ostiches. they talk loudly of land development. why, you think, did I ever come in here when I have the low-down blues? then the the waitress comes back eith the sandwich and she asks you if there will be anything else? snd you tell her, no no, this will be fine. then somebody behind you laughs. it's a cork laugh filled with sand and broken glass. you begin eating the sandwhich. it's something. it's a minor, difficult, sensible action like composing a popular song to make a 14-year old weep. you order another beer. jesus,look at that guy his hands hang down almost to his knees and he's whistling. well, time to get out. pivk up the bill. tip. go to the register. pay. pick up a toothpick. go out the door. your car is still there. and there are 3 men with heads and necks like ostriches all getting into one car. they each have a toothpick and now they are talking about women. they drive away first they drive away fast. they're best i guess. it's an unberably hot day. there's a first-stage smog alert. all the birds and plants are dead or dying. you start the engine.
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DUMPY TRUMPY Dumpy Trumpy Sat on his **** Lumpy Trumpy Infamous **** He is not a friend To the left or the right And has no live dog In the political fight. Dumpy Trumpy Pats his own back Bragging how he is Way ahead of the pack Of half-witted politicos With nothing to offer. He thinks he will win On the strength of his coffer. Dumpy Trumpy Made a big jump. His gold plated **** Made a sickening thump. He waved his money, He figured it’s enough To sway the competition No matter how tough. Dumpy Trumpy His Mussolini face Deaf to the meaning Of public disgrace; He figures that even If the GOP rejects him He has lots of money He’s sure will protect him. Dumpy Trumpy Plays to the stands Of wingnuts and crazies In disgruntled bands. He’s sure if he curses The current regime He can be President. At least that’s his scheme.
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Jul 20, 2015
Jul 20, 2015 at 6:26 PM UTC
DUMPY TRUMPY
Lumpy Dump and Denso Pence Decided to run for President Even though, they neither had An idea what that title meant. So Lumpy Dump and Denso Pence Both thought it would be lots of fun Dump because of the money he'd make And Pence for fame when they had won. Lumpy Dump seemed to think The title made him King of the Earth Denso Pence hoped to show Exactly what he was really worth. Neither one of them realized They'd have to follow all the rules Which they were not a mind to do Because they were both such fools. Lumpy Dump strung words together He didn't make all that much sense But he felt he was doing just fine, as He sounded brighter than Denso Pence. Lumpy Dump thought he was slim Not dumpy like a big old bag of fat. Denso Pence thought he was bright. That shows where these to were at. Let's all hope this is all we hear Of these two unfunny circus clowns After Hillary kicks their ***** And runs them both out of town. We have already had such bad times And need good times to commence Which will not happen unless we nix Lumpy Dump and that idiot Denso Pence.
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Sep 24, 2016
Sep 24, 2016 at 5:32 AM UTC
LUMPY DUMP AND DENSO PENCE
As a young girl she was grumpy All the boys thought she was dumpy Then she got fit - Here's the best bit - Now she runs for her country!
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Jul 27, 2012
Jul 27, 2012 at 3:11 PM UTC
Olympics - a limerick
Oopy Doopy, Super Sloopy. Loopy snoopy, pants apoopy. Lippy hippy, slippy dippy. Nasty-nicey, normally snippy. Loosey goosey, chocolate moussey. Usually *** goofy as Gary Busey. Hinky-stinky presidential ***** Winky-blinky, dangerously stinko. Hippity hoppy, flippy-floppy Get a mop, it never stops. Laughy gaffe-y, riffy-raffy Face as gross as rotten taffy. Whammy-bammy, scary scammy Mammy-jamming Uncle Sammy. Lumpy-dumpy, far from humpy ******* up future jumpy bumpy. Glossy boss, a frightful loss Ungathered moss at twice the cost. Serious gap while the country naps ****** sap giving us a slap. Frightening nooses tightening, Rights denied like summer lightning. Ignoring Popes and Snopes Hopeless dopes put us on the ropes. Immune to our cries, elected guys Make horrifying decisions most unwise. Like black magic before all our eyes We’re leaderless as freedom dies.
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Jan 9, 2017
Jan 9, 2017 at 5:43 AM UTC
FLIBBER FLABBER
You entered the single factory door into a noisy and busy shop floor with a guy called Brian who was older than you and had a worn and worried expression a foreman came and asked Brian to go with him and set him to some job over the way then he came to you and said what’s your name? Collins you said right Colin he said follow me and you were puzzled why he had called you Colin as you followed him down the aisle between machines and people he introduced you to a middle aged dame with glasses who was short and dumpy there was another dame there who was thinner and a bit younger who smiled the plump dame showed you around her department and set you to work on a drilling machine where you worked most of the morning then you had to go to the work office where a dame sat you gave her the job sheet how long were you on the job? she asked about 6 inches you said she looked at you a hint of a smile on her lips how long? she repeated how long what? you asked how long in time were you on the job? she said slowly you said 3 hours it says here mmmm she said you’re new aren’t you? no you replied I’ve been around for 21 years or so she gazed at you with her dark eyes her lips were about to speak but she nodded then shut the slide window leaving you staring at the window glass you walked back through the aisle towards the plump dame and her department ready for the next job before lunch hoping it wasn’t another drilling operation but assembly or cranking or any other job than drilling thinking of the dame in the office and something more thrilling.
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Apr 12, 2013
Apr 12, 2013 at 6:27 AM UTC
JUST A DRILLING JOB.
You entered the single factory door into a noisy and busy shop floor with a guy called Brian who was older than you and had a worn and worried expression a foreman came and asked Brian to go with him and set him to some job over the way then he came to you and said what’s your name? Collins you said right Colin he said follow me and you were puzzled why he had called you Colin as you followed him down the aisle between machines and people he introduced you to a middle aged dame with glasses who was short and dumpy there was another dame there who was thinner and a bit younger who smiled the plump dame showed you around her department and set you to work on a drilling machine where you worked most of the morning then you had to go to the work office where a dame sat you gave her the job sheet how long were you on the job? she asked about 6 inches you said she looked at you a hint of a smile on her lips how long? she repeated how long what? you asked how long in time were you on the job? she said slowly you said 3 hours it says here mmmm she said you’re new aren’t you? no you replied I’ve been around for 21 years or so she gazed at you with her dark eyes her lips were about to speak but she nodded then shut the slide window leaving you staring at the window glass you walked back through the aisle towards the plump dame and her department ready for the next job before lunch hoping it wasn’t another drilling operation but assembly or cranking or any other job than drilling thinking of the dame in the office and something more thrilling.
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I saw a myth destroyed Actually, I saw it demolished Stomped on, crushed and totally abolished We've all heard that you look slimmer in black Nope...big, fat lie One myth is taken back I went to a funeral And the myth died and joined the corpse where it lied Short, dumpy women looking like dried out asphalt, with matching wedge heels crying and wandering about hair colour from bottles dressed as lumps of coal the black dress, it hid nothing like that 13th stomach roll little round faced women crying little round faced tears in hockey puck like dresses they all went and bought at Sears there were blondes and there were red heads flaming briquettes...all there to bury a myth with the dead some, and by some...I mean few dressed in black...looked nice but the myth that black is slimming you can put that one on ice
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Feb 17, 2013
Feb 17, 2013 at 7:12 PM UTC
Another Myth Laid To Rest
Thursday morning and I board the Preston train, a dumpy DMU, but less of a cattle-truck today. Over the bridge or beneath lines to Platform 5 to wait: Branson's Scarlet Pendolino will glide in soon bound for Birmingham - wonder who I shall meet and share travelling moments with ? At the caverns of New Street I must wend to Moor Street and a Chilterns train trundling me south for Warwick's 1,100th. birthday weekend and 100 years since trains of Lancashire PALS cattle-trucked themselves to Flanders fields never to return. (c) C J Heyworth June 2014
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Jun 4, 2014
Jun 4, 2014 at 11:47 AM UTC
Warwick Words
his beady eyes track me down from across the motel parking lot, making a perfect triangle between me, you, and the car that stands as the only means of escape the motel is humid, dumpy it is clear a young lady from suburbia Georgia does not belong in these neck of the woods he knows that. on me like moths to a flame, but more viciously an aggressive beast in the early hours of dusk (this is where I see the primitive side of men- the man attacks, while I am still deciding to fight or flight) I can choose to keep walking, disregard his uncivil pursuits but I was Orpheus in the fire pits of Hades' fortress this only provoked him more licking his lips, he was on me ... .. . Mom? Mom can you hear me? Mom I don't know where I am and and it's so cold I can't feel my legs, I don't know what's between them anymore I'm bruised, I'm bleeding No, I don't know where I am it's all dark and we're moving The stars don't shine here, it is all rough and concrete slums I can't find our northern light to find home no, there is no batman sign projected in the sky to assure me I will be located soon Mom, the night is endless If I am not in this realm anymore, you know who took me out of it I can only hope you can find my empty shell that once held my spirit and energy i'm by the grasses, I spoke to the night owls through the screams that startled them but they were not too upset, I would only feed them later on my fingers are holding onto the grass like a tiny blade of green can support my 119 pound body i'm in a shallow area, I just want it to be morning Mom, I wish I was a kid again because mom, look at who I am now? who the **** have I become? my face swollen, chopped into bits, the literal, physical definition of scatter brained and i'm sorry you had to read about it in next week's paper you couldn't catch me in time- tag i'm it but the line was cut short, phone connection dropped and now i'm gone.
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Feb 21, 2017
Feb 21, 2017 at 9:15 PM UTC
conversations over a cut land line
his beady eyes track me down from across the motel parking lot, making a perfect triangle between me, you, and the car that stands as the only means of escape the motel is humid, dumpy it is clear a young lady from suburbia Georgia does not belong in these neck of the woods he knows that. on me like moths to a flame, but more viciously an aggressive beast in the early hours of dusk (this is where I see the primitive side of men- the man attacks, while I am still deciding to fight or flight) I can choose to keep walking, disregard his uncivil pursuits but I was Orpheus in the fire pits of Hades' fortress this only provoked him more licking his lips, he was on me ... .. . Mom? Mom can you hear me? Mom I don't know where I am and and it's so cold I can't feel my legs, I don't know what's between them anymore I'm bruised, I'm bleeding No, I don't know where I am it's all dark and we're moving The stars don't shine here, it is all rough and concrete slums I can't find our northern light to find home no, there is no batman sign projected in the sky to assure me I will be located soon Mom, the night is endless If I am not in this realm anymore, you know who took me out of it I can only hope you can find my empty shell that once held my spirit and energy i'm by the grasses, I spoke to the night owls through the screams that startled them but they were not too upset, I would only feed them later on my fingers are holding onto the grass like a tiny blade of green can support my 119 pound body i'm in a shallow area, I just want it to be morning Mom, I wish I was a kid again because mom, look at who I am now? who the **** have I become? my face swollen, chopped into bits, the literal, physical definition of scatter brained and i'm sorry you had to read about it in next week's paper you couldn't catch me in time- tag i'm it but the line was cut short, phone connection dropped and now i'm gone.
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This work is based on a scientific study carried out over many years When I awoke this morning I looked in stunned delight For a bright and colourful mushroom had sprung up overnight And as the day grew longer more mushrooms did appear Mushrooms of every colour mushrooms of every size And it soon became apparent that there were fairy folk inside Now I thought I knew my mushrooms, which were good, which were bad But the ones I see before me now are driving me quite mad Some are short and dumpy some are fat and wide Over there some white ones reaching to the sky And so the fields now covered, a multy coloured sight I used to love my mushrooms but this has put me off for life NOTE: No dogs, cats, birds, humans, bushes, trees, public toilets, houses, cars, waterways, mice, roads or pathways were hurt or damaged in anyway during the production of this inspirational work of absolute stupidity
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Jul 8, 2014
Jul 8, 2014 at 3:01 AM UTC
The Connection Between Mushrooms And Camping
My most persistent friends have become six hours of jetlag and the fading buzz of airline coffee-- as black and unforgiving as our red-eye flight, as we wander German streets-- Füssen, where the air is always crisp and graceful, even awkwardly emerging from an ugly winter. Neuschwanstein castle sits mockingly in the horizon-- the locals pass it by, as I, some baffled foreigner from Nowhere, Ohio, where the streets bear gas stations and the shameless scars of recent construction (always building, nothing built) stand in disbelief. Our thirst brings Jenny and I to a Getränkeladen -- I sip on my first taste of Apfelsaftschorle as a roaring crowd of local teens barge in, with the violence of a tornado we'd see in Xenia... They speak in a crude, indistinguishable slang that Frau never could have taught us in room 322 Jenny hovers mindlessly by the door-- contemplating a bottle of Coca-Cola, as the teenage stampede shoves her off to the side-- fleeing out the door, having bought nothing, as the storekeeper sighs in disbelief. They tore through such a quaint little shop with such an aimless recklessness, one wouldn't think a centuries-old castle looms nonchalantly in the distance... I was thirteen years old and clueless-- Ben, who I believe is now in juvie, and Ryan stand on either side-- dumpy teenagers in baggy clothes, speaking in a crude, brutal slang that was invented in its usage. We loitered every street that would tolerate us, in these exhausted Ohioan suburbs, we tore through sidewalks bearing unremarkable houses in a sleepy neighborhood with no grand castles nearby. Our lazy strides, our ****** banter-- from Füssen, Germany, to Who Cares, Ohio-- whether there's Neuschwanstein or a Speedway to conquer, there's never anything to do at home. So wie ist das Leben...
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May 16, 2012
May 16, 2012 at 9:09 PM UTC
The Traveler's Song
My most persistent friends have become six hours of jetlag and the fading buzz of airline coffee-- as black and unforgiving as our red-eye flight, as we wander German streets-- Füssen, where the air is always crisp and graceful, even awkwardly emerging from an ugly winter. Neuschwanstein castle sits mockingly in the horizon-- the locals pass it by, as I, some baffled foreigner from Nowhere, Ohio, where the streets bear gas stations and the shameless scars of recent construction (always building, nothing built) stand in disbelief. Our thirst brings Jenny and I to a Getränkeladen -- I sip on my first taste of Apfelsaftschorle as a roaring crowd of local teens barge in, with the violence of a tornado we'd see in Xenia... They speak in a crude, indistinguishable slang that Frau never could have taught us in room 322 Jenny hovers mindlessly by the door-- contemplating a bottle of Coca-Cola, as the teenage stampede shoves her off to the side-- fleeing out the door, having bought nothing, as the storekeeper sighs in disbelief. They tore through such a quaint little shop with such an aimless recklessness, one wouldn't think a centuries-old castle looms nonchalantly in the distance... I was thirteen years old and clueless-- Ben, who I believe is now in juvie, and Ryan stand on either side-- dumpy teenagers in baggy clothes, speaking in a crude, brutal slang that was invented in its usage. We loitered every street that would tolerate us, in these exhausted Ohioan suburbs, we tore through sidewalks bearing unremarkable houses in a sleepy neighborhood with no grand castles nearby. Our lazy strides, our ****** banter-- from Füssen, Germany, to Who Cares, Ohio-- whether there's Neuschwanstein or a Speedway to conquer, there's never anything to do at home. So wie ist das Leben...
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this is poems funny wheres the Easter bunny?and my life is full of **** creating a little ******* me i see a slender hiding in a tree just staring at me he has no eyes he's a little demon he ate on a curse know the whole world while sink by dirt so **** the whole universe, man ya ****** jacked up never catch up to me im'a be what i said out to be terrine down the balcony, and most of you are lousy you should've never been born the devil grew up evil with dumpy *** horns :( he is to be the devil for once and for all he is the devil and is some sorta god man he is a frode as we know a bad guy type so he will die by get' in fried, so bye bye.man life must be a lie Jesus should and will never die because he is is a great guy not a lie,you can be a hater if you want because i do do not care go ahead and taunt see if i get man but i wouldn't even dare it probably would not be fair see if i care bitch,i am a hacker bowzers you are just a noob bye bye know i got something to prove to news they know there gonna lose by hippy donka cruze just a crazy enough guy to be he 43 and still climbs trees with no ladder because he is crazy bet you think that to dude he still got a stinky poo!i bet he would love you only if you were even cool to like me ninja's i can see in my backyard hanging tree from tree.
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Apr 5, 2013
Apr 5, 2013 at 1:27 AM UTC
funny poetry
The scallops squat in their queer little cesspool, small moon-white skulls, vulnerable like bare flesh and hissing and spitting in their juices, gelling on the edges like late November lake ice. Dumpy little membranes, they're applauding! - percolating and foaming at the mouth, and quickly, now roaring - ecstatic in a watery grave that looks and feels like home.
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Sep 26, 2012
Sep 26, 2012 at 9:40 PM UTC
The Scallops
My most persistent friends have become six hours of jetlag and the fading buzz of airline coffee-- as black and unforgiving as our red-eye flight, as we wander German streets-- Füssen, where the air is always crisp and graceful, even awkwardly emerging from an ugly winter. Neuschwanstein castle sits mockingly in the horizon-- the locals pass it by, as I, some baffled foreigner from Nowhere, Ohio, where the streets bear gas stations and the shameless scars of recent construction (always building, nothing built) stand in disbelief. Our thirst brings Jenny and I to a Getränkeladen -- I sip on my first taste of Apfelsaftschorle as a roaring crowd of local teens barge in, with the violence of a tornado we'd see in Xenia... They speak in a crude, indistinguishable slang that Frau never could have taught us in room 322 Jenny hovers mindlessly by the door-- contemplating a bottle of Coca-Cola, as the teenage stampede shoves her off to the side-- fleeing out the door, having bought nothing, as the storekeeper sighs in disbelief. They tore through such a quaint little shop with such an aimless recklessness, one wouldn't think a centuries-old castle looms nonchalantly in the distance... I was thirteen years old and clueless-- Ben, who I believe is now in juvie, and Ryan stand on either side-- dumpy teenagers in baggy clothes, speaking in a crude, brutal slang that was invented in its usage. We loitered every street that would tolerate us, in these exhausted Ohioan suburbs, we tore through sidewalks bearing unremarkable houses in a sleepy neighborhood with no grand castles nearby. Our lazy strides, our ****** banter-- from Füssen, Germany, to Who Cares, Ohio-- whether there's Neuschwanstein or a Speedway to conquer, there's never anything to do at home. So wie ist das Leben...
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May 16, 2012
May 16, 2012 at 9:00 PM UTC
Untitled
My most persistent friends have become six hours of jetlag and the fading buzz of airline coffee-- as black and unforgiving as our red-eye flight, as we wander German streets-- Füssen, where the air is always crisp and graceful, even awkwardly emerging from an ugly winter. Neuschwanstein castle sits mockingly in the horizon-- the locals pass it by, as I, some baffled foreigner from Nowhere, Ohio, where the streets bear gas stations and the shameless scars of recent construction (always building, nothing built) stand in disbelief. Our thirst brings Jenny and I to a Getränkeladen -- I sip on my first taste of Apfelsaftschorle as a roaring crowd of local teens barge in, with the violence of a tornado we'd see in Xenia... They speak in a crude, indistinguishable slang that Frau never could have taught us in room 322 Jenny hovers mindlessly by the door-- contemplating a bottle of Coca-Cola, as the teenage stampede shoves her off to the side-- fleeing out the door, having bought nothing, as the storekeeper sighs in disbelief. They tore through such a quaint little shop with such an aimless recklessness, one wouldn't think a centuries-old castle looms nonchalantly in the distance... I was thirteen years old and clueless-- Ben, who I believe is now in juvie, and Ryan stand on either side-- dumpy teenagers in baggy clothes, speaking in a crude, brutal slang that was invented in its usage. We loitered every street that would tolerate us, in these exhausted Ohioan suburbs, we tore through sidewalks bearing unremarkable houses in a sleepy neighborhood with no grand castles nearby. Our lazy strides, our ****** banter-- from Füssen, Germany, to Who Cares, Ohio-- whether there's Neuschwanstein or a Speedway to conquer, there's never anything to do at home. So wie ist das Leben...
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The distance never seemed so great Cataclysm perfectionists Yet, I am not your humpy dumpy, Or your fine china ware Bare knuckles drip sweat with anxiety I know she wants a reaction A pulse burst neuron pattern She wants emotion...my fear...my jealousy A hulk-like idiocy irrationally irrationalness Anger does not suit dragons...it is messy When wisdom is much more vicious Sound becomes tines of liquid silver endings Forcing once passionate melodic tones Into baritone thunder claps of aggression But strangely...the animals do not run As patients is a commandeering trait But the distance g r o w s greater..
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Feb 10, 2014
Feb 10, 2014 at 11:32 AM UTC
Grows Greater...
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall; Humpty dumpty; This stories not about him at all; But rather a tale Of a heart gone askew; A tale of pain; broken heartedness And nothing new A heart bathed in blood, In pain and misdeeds, A heart bathed in insecurities; And its doubts that it bleeds; So this heart; It was bandaged; Fixed up but never again new; This heart of bled tears; all emotions did rue; Till the faithful day it came across a wall; A wall so high; so spiked and jagged; It pinched and bruised and tore The heart ragged; But the heart did it climb To get to the top; It refused its beats of its pain; And it refused to stop; The wall it was heavy; large and stone cold; But this heart knew this wall That was its fears in a solid mould; But this heart; It was cracked; it was bleeding till dry; Its beating was slow now; More a whisper than a cry; Till the heart stopped beating; Let go and fell into the sky; All this humpty dumpty watched from his seating; As the heart fell to its silent lullaby; Till the heart hit the ground; Lay there stone still; Without a sound; Just wallowing in forgotten will; And all the kings horses, And all the kings men, Could not put back together; What was the hearts final end.
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Dec 3, 2012
Dec 3, 2012 at 1:05 PM UTC
Darker Tales of Humpty Dumpy
love blooms each morn... [how am i supposed to write the quintessential love poem when the short, dumpy, plain girl at the next table desperately, too loudly interjects her placating ‘wows!’, ‘awesomes!’ and ‘that’s amazings!’ into every stunted breath-pause in the stun gun voiced, spine stabbing soliloquy spewing from the hirsute parody she followed in. as if volume and volume somehow trump tepid, vapid content tho it might have been interesting that “this one time, ginsberg ****** in your mouth” if you had had the ***** to swallow it but you spit it out you coward and so, bored and ****** i remembered ginsberg wasn't into hairy or three year olds or hairy three year olds] where was i ... like a glory awakens to the sunlight in your smile and the gentle breeze of your sleeping eyes
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Jun 27, 2011
Jun 27, 2011 at 8:39 AM UTC
where was i
Dumpy semi-feminine somethings, ambling rotund wrecks of time – wraiths of increased girth and grayness; womanhood unsublime… Where the dignity in aging ? Where a minimal decorum? Could you not yet bear some vestige presentable in public forum? All I see are jowly short-hairs: Dressed to dullness, clipped-face mean. Form subsumed by frumpy function; drab routine. Surely God has taken vengeance stealing thus your womanhood. Is this sloth? Or liberation …misunderstood. Other cultures guard some glory, seem to age with more élan: picture nomads, desert queens of Mythistan. Chiseled faces, sculpted hard by time and faith and fate and God lines unsoftened by abundance I applaud. The Godless West lays waste to glory. Is our ease of life to blame? Casual geriatric matrons bring us shame. Is it North American only? Is this just genetic traits? All such mortal non-description insults the fates.
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Apr 21, 2016
Apr 21, 2016 at 9:32 PM UTC
Casually Sensibly Clad
I,m serving my sentence Four weeks hard time Being unemployed Is my only crime They sent me to felling I did,nt think it was funny But I had to serve my time Or lose all my money So I turned up on my course Nervous on my first day Then I met dave Induction out the way Straight down the factory To the bottom shed Putting paper into dumpy bags Really blagged my head So I shovel people,s **** It Destroys my soul But it pays Daves mortgage And keeps 25 people off the dole Then worked on the balers Handballed cardboard and paper Got to do the boring bumpers But dave said I can do them later Might get to go out on the van Collecting people's **** But it's a break from the shovel If only for a bit Got 25 boxes To empty for Steve More ****** dumpy bags It's hard to believe The lad I started with His name was John He managed one day Now he is gone Now he,s back to the dole To see his advisor Sanctioned to pieces I would of been wiser Just keep my head down Do whatever I,m told So my lovely advisor Don,t stop my dole Done 3days now Just 25 to go No good moaning Just get on with the show It's really not so bad Shovelling people's **** And it's that kind of job We're someone's got to do it So if you don,t like shovelling **** We're you don't get paid a bob Get of your **** of the dole And get yourself a job No offence to the **** shovelers All over the land but I,m a man of verse Not a **** shovelling fan
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Jan 22, 2016
Jan 22, 2016 at 12:50 PM UTC
Aim to recycle
Compliment your girl often enough unexpectedly That it keeps her on her lavish high heels Burn up that heart like Hot Wheels Not heart burn But light up her soul like a sold out concert Be her escort When the rain drops down like thor's hammer To her car Take her away from that dumpy bar And retire her visits there You can see by how she stares She really wants somebody to care
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Nov 1, 2015
Nov 1, 2015 at 10:00 PM UTC
Lavish High Heels
I stood next to Jeanette on the sports field it was sports day and she was in her gym skirt and top and I was in black sports shorts and a white shirt what are you in? I asked   she looked at me 100yards run and a relay she said quietly are you any good? I asked I can run ok her friend Angela next to her a blonde haired girl said she's fast is she now? I said yes Angela said she'll get us house points that's for sure what are you in then? Jeanette asked I’m down for the 100 yards that's all and that was a mistake as I didn't mean to run as fast in the trials but the other kids were so slow she nodded her head and said but at least you'll get your house some points I couldn't careless about house points I said she looked away a race was about to start girls were lined up at the lower end it's being apart of a team Jeanette said doing one's best if I was in your house I'd run every race I said but you're not she said no that's why I don't give a **** the girls were off down the track a lean tall girl was ahead of them a lone tubby girl brought up the rear there was cheering ons and shouts of COME ON RUN RUN from the crowds I looked at Jeanette beside me she was calling out softly moving her hands she was thin and her legs were long but more shapely than I’d thought she looked along the other end where the lean girl came in first come on Angela said and taking Jeanette by the hand they ran down to the line for the next race I watched them go the girl Angela dumpy and blonde and Jeanette thin and tall with a lovely sway which I thought capturing it in my mind with my camera eye would stay with me all day.
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May 29, 2014
May 29, 2014 at 1:52 AM UTC
SPORTS DAY 1962.
I stood next to Jeanette on the sports field it was sports day and she was in her gym skirt and top and I was in black sports shorts and a white shirt what are you in? I asked   she looked at me 100yards run and a relay she said quietly are you any good? I asked I can run ok her friend Angela next to her a blonde haired girl said she's fast is she now? I said yes Angela said she'll get us house points that's for sure what are you in then? Jeanette asked I’m down for the 100 yards that's all and that was a mistake as I didn't mean to run as fast in the trials but the other kids were so slow she nodded her head and said but at least you'll get your house some points I couldn't careless about house points I said she looked away a race was about to start girls were lined up at the lower end it's being apart of a team Jeanette said doing one's best if I was in your house I'd run every race I said but you're not she said no that's why I don't give a **** the girls were off down the track a lean tall girl was ahead of them a lone tubby girl brought up the rear there was cheering ons and shouts of COME ON RUN RUN from the crowds I looked at Jeanette beside me she was calling out softly moving her hands she was thin and her legs were long but more shapely than I’d thought she looked along the other end where the lean girl came in first come on Angela said and taking Jeanette by the hand they ran down to the line for the next race I watched them go the girl Angela dumpy and blonde and Jeanette thin and tall with a lovely sway which I thought capturing it in my mind with my camera eye would stay with me all day.
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I have come to believe all the things that I’m seeing On magazines and TV, of every single perfect being All the girls with perfect bodies, and such amazing skin Oh how I would **** to live the life that they are in I’ve been trying to lose weight over that past couple of weeks Throwing up after meals, on the rare times that I eat But that isn’t enough, I still need to do much more To get this guy to notice me, people wonder what for... There’s so much room in my tummy that it isn’t funny I don’t wanna be people’s dummy, but either way I feel dumpy Most of the time I am left here, thinking to myself Oh god is this worth it, or do I need some help? I’ve been used by guys, I’ve been hurt by girls I’ve been hit by my mom, and cursed by the world So I keep losing weight, just trying to be perfect I’m waiting for somebody to tell me that I’m worth it....
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Sep 19, 2012
Sep 19, 2012 at 7:59 PM UTC
Before I Had You
Laughing at yourself is easy. Self deprecation is hilarious. To others, anyway. And to you, to an extent. It's good to laugh at yourself, but you've become a joke, a punchline, a caricature of who you wish you were. You're a fun house version of yourself, disproportionate, and ugly. In your head you're a smart, savvy person with a great body. In real life, you're dumpy, and messy. You feel out of control, your thoughts are lapping you. You're still at the starting line. You'll never win this race. Accept your participation trophy and move on. You're the only person who knows what you're feeling. And guess what? You have no idea how to express it.
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Oct 5, 2016
Oct 5, 2016 at 11:51 PM UTC
Crazy
you're a crack your head open addict humpy dumpy gone bulimic you're a sunny side up egg with a not too sunny side you're the chicken in the hen who wasn't meant to be still born and malfigured you're a reject the feeling in someone else's stomach that doesn't agree with them you're the kid in the corner who got the laughs for being different the one who was always good at telling stories & pretending to fill his fathers shoes but never really got the chance you are the flimsy inner cell membrane of an intricate facade a mere shell trying to be whole again.
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Apr 25, 2016
Apr 25, 2016 at 4:15 AM UTC
one eyed frogs