He's a bully. He's a goon. He can't be gone too soon. A sadistic megalomaniac he would crush Forrest Gump like a rotten tree stump "because Forrest Gump is a loser, a sad pathetic little man and I am a winner, the people love me, we have an amazing relationship, just amazing." If you swallowed all his lies you will need a stomach pump. If you believe his nationalist nonsense you're a chump. He surrounds himself with nepotistic relations and wealthy cronies and listens to them only. Despite his empty promises the Rust Belt is not going to wake up from its slump any time soon. Military spending (but not your real wages) will take a huge jump. The sooner he's dumped the better off for all though a right-wing Christian fundamentalist is waiting in the wings ready to take his place and help the One Percent control the human race.
Stinky and Hinky Both egregious pigs Set out to **** us all; They don't care a fig If all of us starve to death As long as they get rich. Stinky and Hinky Each a venal summabitch!
Stinky hired Hinky Two minds, one sewer. Stinky had no talent But Hinky was newer. Many people doubted That either had a chance But over half the voters Chose to skip the dance.
So we got two reprobates With no regard for us. So, without much fanfare And no legitimate fuss The country got overrun Crooks got left in office. Now they all are setting out To, once and for all, off us.
Stinky is a ***** And Hinky is a bigot. They crap on the Constitution. And expect us all to dig it. Stinky uses the USA As his personal ATM. Hinky is just evil. We’ve had enough of him.
Lumpy Dump and Denso Pence Decided to run for President Even though, they neither had An idea what that title meant. So Lumpy Dump and Denso Pence Both thought it would be lots of fun Dump because of the money he'd make And Pence for fame when they had won.
Lumpy Dump seemed to think The title made him King of the Earth Denso Pence hoped to show Exactly what he was really worth. Neither one of them realized They'd have to follow all the rules Which they were not a mind to do Because they were both such fools.
Lumpy Dump strung words together He didn't make all that much sense But he felt he was doing just fine, as He sounded brighter than Denso Pence. Lumpy Dump thought he was slim Not dumpy like a big ******* of fat. Denso Pence thought he was bright. That shows where these to were at.
Let's all hope this is all we hear Of these two unfunny circus clowns After Hillary kicks their ***** And runs them both out of town. We have already had such bad times And need good times to commence Which will not happen unless we nix Lumpy Dump and that idiot Denso Pence.