A mouthful of European Union teeth were chatting (in English) to each other.
A Belgian baby tooth was in tantrum filled tears
“it’s not fair only getting a few years, the kids all eat sugary shit and I’ll fall out"
"Hey!", said the Irish wisdom tooth, "watch your fecking language!"
"Shut it, you're still buried so wait for your wisdom", whined the peevish baby
"I like being an incisor", said the German incisor
"it's a shame you're so indecisive then", said the Maltese back molar
"Listen, holey molar I can't hear you under all that amalgam" shouted the incisor, incisively
"When do I get to leave this God forsaken mouth?". said the right wing Bulgarian brace
"When we've stopped ostentatiously protruding", said both French front teeth, simultaneously
"I've heard they’ve all got yellow teeth in the UK", chirped the misinformed Belgian infant again
"Oh you mean like that Austin Powers?", said the clever Croatian canine
"yes, played by that shit stirrer Mike Myers", said the sweary Swiss cement
"No, they've discovered toothpaste and mouthwash now", muffled the partly erupted tooth of Irish wisdom to the annoying sugar bombarded child tooth
"Oh, I am glad, I’m going to make a wish to the fairy when I'm lying under a pillow that I can visit Britannia as I‘ve heard they rule the waves"
"What century are you living in? The 16th? You’d better go before Brexit then or they won't let you in", said all the adult EU teeth.
Just a bit of fun