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"mailing" poems
Don't be frightened if you hear me at the door...or even if you think you see me at the window. Pretend it's a trick of the light...or another one of those bumps in the night. The spirit is strong and, I'm finding, quite playful in its first few days, weeks, maybe months... whilst waiting for another 'mission'. You know...finding my feet - or maybe wings? But I'm not likely to phone. E-mailing was not my thing! And texting? You’re kidding! I was not a big fan!. All that predictive stuff...If you’re too quick it ends up nonsense...all wrong...not for me. But I will be sending messages through the wind in the trees or maybe the surf on the rocks and sand. Wherever we walked together listen out for me there. I've always felt that I'd be able to do that. You know...whilst finding my feet - or will it be wings? And always, from now on...help spiders out with a glass and a card... take care not to squash their legs. You never know what happens next. And, anyway, another time, but long ahead I hope, it could be you. Although, I always fancied I would come back a human - like this last time round. Being me was good. And they say, ...you know...out there... that you go back to a time when you were at your best. For me that means being younger, fitter - So, a wander on a sun warmed or breezy beach. A Salsa dance, or this Zumba lark...or doing a painting. I liked that... But definitely...fit...Before IT... You know...I’m looking forward to finding my feet, my wings. So...you may see me - out in a crowd, or walking along a country lane, incongruously between villages. I'm already working at appearing for longer and for being more than just a familiar, fleeting, scent or smell. Until I get the calling to make a full life of it again...I'll maybe pop in and out of your life (to let you know I can) ...just in an incidental, experimental kind of way; but then only from time to time. It's quite tiring...You know...finding your feet...your wings.
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Jan 22, 2019
Jan 22, 2019 at 6:22 AM UTC
Finding my Feet...or will it be Wings?
Don't be frightened if you hear me at the door...or even if you think you see me at the window. Pretend it's a trick of the light...or another one of those bumps in the night. The spirit is strong and, I'm finding, quite playful in its first few days, weeks, maybe months... whilst waiting for another 'mission'. You know...finding my feet - or maybe wings? But I'm not likely to phone. E-mailing was not my thing! And texting? You’re kidding! I was not a big fan!. All that predictive stuff...If you’re too quick it ends up nonsense...all wrong...not for me. But I will be sending messages through the wind in the trees or maybe the surf on the rocks and sand. Wherever we walked together listen out for me there. I've always felt that I'd be able to do that. You know...whilst finding my feet - or will it be wings? And always, from now on...help spiders out with a glass and a card... take care not to squash their legs. You never know what happens next. And, anyway, another time, but long ahead I hope, it could be you. Although, I always fancied I would come back a human - like this last time round. Being me was good. And they say, ...you know...out there... that you go back to a time when you were at your best. For me that means being younger, fitter - So, a wander on a sun warmed or breezy beach. A Salsa dance, or this Zumba lark...or doing a painting. I liked that... But definitely...fit...Before IT... You know...I’m looking forward to finding my feet, my wings. So...you may see me - out in a crowd, or walking along a country lane, incongruously between villages. I'm already working at appearing for longer and for being more than just a familiar, fleeting, scent or smell. Until I get the calling to make a full life of it again...I'll maybe pop in and out of your life (to let you know I can) ...just in an incidental, experimental kind of way; but then only from time to time. It's quite tiring...You know...finding your feet...your wings.
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Don't worry, I won't tell her about you. Don't worry, her first word will always be "Mama". Don't worry, I won't tell her about your deep love for strawberry milkshakes. Though, she refuses to have milk in everything but strawberry shakes. Don't worry, I won't bother telling her how good you were at volleyball, I would tell her its a good sport to play. Don't worry, I won't bother telling her science fictions are great, I ask her to just give any of them from the shelf, a read. Don't worry, I won't bother telling her that she can't bunk classes. Because she is allowed to but, also read her textbooks later. Though, she doesn't know how pridefully your attendance used to drop, then. Don't worry, I won't bother not going to movies with her and yeah, she can choose them, alternatively. Don't worry,  I won't bother her to grow up. She can always have brownies and chocolate ice cream in the middle of the night. Though, she doesn't know how you used to be lectured for doing the same. Don't worry, I won't bother asking her to learn singing, she loves  Jazz dancing. Though you never stopped moving your feet, to those Irish beats. Don't worry, I won't bother saying how blowing bubbles and balloons were your favorite pass time. It's her 16th birthday and all she wants is the party hall to be crowded with red and white balloons. Don't worry, I won't bother telling her that black is the color. I tell her that she can always wear black to dates and sometimes, they work out really well. Don't worry, I won't bother asking her to give me a call every once in a while. Because she loves writing letters and mailing them to me. Little does she know, about your handwritten notes that still hold a place in my diary. Don't worry, I won't question her choices. But, will for sure forbid her from falling for a man like you,   who will soon fall for someone new. Oh did I forget to tell you, she writes too.
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Dec 23, 2018
Dec 23, 2018 at 7:59 AM UTC
Don't you worry.
Don't worry, I won't tell her about you. Don't worry, her first word will always be "Mama". Don't worry, I won't tell her about your deep love for strawberry milkshakes. Though, she refuses to have milk in everything but strawberry shakes. Don't worry, I won't bother telling her how good you were at volleyball, I would tell her its a good sport to play. Don't worry, I won't bother telling her science fictions are great, I ask her to just give any of them from the shelf, a read. Don't worry, I won't bother telling her that she can't bunk classes. Because she is allowed to but, also read her textbooks later. Though, she doesn't know how pridefully your attendance used to drop, then. Don't worry, I won't bother not going to movies with her and yeah, she can choose them, alternatively. Don't worry,  I won't bother her to grow up. She can always have brownies and chocolate ice cream in the middle of the night. Though, she doesn't know how you used to be lectured for doing the same. Don't worry, I won't bother asking her to learn singing, she loves  Jazz dancing. Though you never stopped moving your feet, to those Irish beats. Don't worry, I won't bother saying how blowing bubbles and balloons were your favorite pass time. It's her 16th birthday and all she wants is the party hall to be crowded with red and white balloons. Don't worry, I won't bother telling her that black is the color. I tell her that she can always wear black to dates and sometimes, they work out really well. Don't worry, I won't bother asking her to give me a call every once in a while. Because she loves writing letters and mailing them to me. Little does she know, about your handwritten notes that still hold a place in my diary. Don't worry, I won't question her choices. But, will for sure forbid her from falling for a man like you,   who will soon fall for someone new. Oh did I forget to tell you, she writes too.
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I romanticize humanity until what's left isn't even human. I cook up fallacies about legal aliens and add a dash of cumin. Your chef tosses salads in the pasta section of the grocery store. Devil's just as confused, with a ***** and an apology at heaven's door. You don't know, and no one cares where eggs go when they die. Godzilla thinks of a car full of clowns like you would a sardine pie. What happens when an elephant gets alzheimer's and loses keys? Does the paradox consume an entire circus of trapeze-act-fleas? I ruin birthday cakes by blowing off the frosting instead of the flames. How I do that? Count backwards from backwards and say my names. Bittersweet love anthems pollute the brains of conscientious dames. Heavy metal doesn't pollute, it pacifies rage quitting from soul-sucking games. Out of the woodwork comes a limp ***** that would work, Long hours only to find he'd pay millions for a Miley Cyrus twerk, Which is worth about as much as an all-female circle **** Unless you add strap-ons, so strap in and lap up the knee-jerk-smirk. It is unwise to handle scissors when one is being cutting-edge, Because your accountants will dangle themselves off of a three-storey ledge, When you cut up the ledgers and make light of, that is, burn, the evidence of pledge, To the monkeys in your think-tank mailing feces to the upstart farmer's hedge. Now I know you're sick of rhyming and of poems and of liver culling whisky, But I must inform you of a pirate's missing eye, I've bought sight of something risky, I implore that when this song and dance is done, you'll assuredly miss me, Because I've told you everything about depravity, hence forth you must kiss me. Beacons of hope shine much like cantankerous silver in the moonlight. If you're a werewolf that will fill you with hope and with immeasurable fright. One day the world will admit that I'm awesome and impoverished to boot, Because when the song and dance is done, what's left is just an ounce of loot.
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Jul 20, 2022
Jul 20, 2022 at 9:28 PM UTC
What's Left...
I romanticize humanity until what's left isn't even human. I cook up fallacies about legal aliens and add a dash of cumin. Your chef tosses salads in the pasta section of the grocery store. Devil's just as confused, with a ***** and an apology at heaven's door. You don't know, and no one cares where eggs go when they die. Godzilla thinks of a car full of clowns like you would a sardine pie. What happens when an elephant gets alzheimer's and loses keys? Does the paradox consume an entire circus of trapeze-act-fleas? I ruin birthday cakes by blowing off the frosting instead of the flames. How I do that? Count backwards from backwards and say my names. Bittersweet love anthems pollute the brains of conscientious dames. Heavy metal doesn't pollute, it pacifies rage quitting from soul-sucking games. Out of the woodwork comes a limp ***** that would work, Long hours only to find he'd pay millions for a Miley Cyrus twerk, Which is worth about as much as an all-female circle **** Unless you add strap-ons, so strap in and lap up the knee-jerk-smirk. It is unwise to handle scissors when one is being cutting-edge, Because your accountants will dangle themselves off of a three-storey ledge, When you cut up the ledgers and make light of, that is, burn, the evidence of pledge, To the monkeys in your think-tank mailing feces to the upstart farmer's hedge. Now I know you're sick of rhyming and of poems and of liver culling whisky, But I must inform you of a pirate's missing eye, I've bought sight of something risky, I implore that when this song and dance is done, you'll assuredly miss me, Because I've told you everything about depravity, hence forth you must kiss me. Beacons of hope shine much like cantankerous silver in the moonlight. If you're a werewolf that will fill you with hope and with immeasurable fright. One day the world will admit that I'm awesome and impoverished to boot, Because when the song and dance is done, what's left is just an ounce of loot.
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It's Christmas time in the golden state For a sign of snow you'll wait and wait And the only snowman that you'll ever make Are the inflatable ones that are really fake Christmas shopping is the best Going from store to store with no time to rest Make sure you get everyone on you're list If someone's forgotten they will be ****** The mailing of Christmas cards, it never ends Who would have thought you had so many friends Putting up the decorations is suppose to be fun But when it comes to doing the job you're the only one Try to wrap up the presents nice and neat But before the night is done you'll admit your defeat So drink some eggnog and stay in good cheer And remember Christmas only comes once a year
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Dec 4, 2018
Dec 4, 2018 at 9:55 AM UTC
A not so Christmasee, Christmas poem
One of you continues to **** my head E-mailing from HP covertly unprovoqued. Your hateful angry senseless defecated words are your property not me. "My roses aren't planted in your dark nasty places for your misery and pain" You aren't the center of my Universe come out from your dark cloud stop your pooping rain on me find another victim. Satan doesn't want you in hell and God won't let you in heaven. ~~~ By: karijinbba, 2020.
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Feb 20, 2021
Feb 20, 2021 at 11:46 PM UTC
Cease and desist.
Dearest jewels of my crown motherhood Go to the nearest FBI office Accuse all you call friends of a hate crime drugging you without you knowing to make you feel **** and think you are nuts hallucinogens and methamphetamine s do that Do not go to psychiatrist they will trash you your Mom and remove your parental rights forever a Susan and Arthur and Elizabeth already bought you from Haralsmbios a human trafficking psychopath sadist torturer like kiriaki and many more in Greece Those you trust here in USA hide Crimes they are a team of murderers and thieves since 1980 They assimilated Jeff and John through drugs Free yourselves. They all are your deadly enemies they document all lies half truths use assassination of character and fear of your Mom to hide their crimes They are who lie divide you and plan to ****** your Mom too for financial gain. They made credit cards with your name in it to finance murders for hire .. And tell you it's Mom buying thousands of dollars in clothes that's a lie from Satan They are black mailing you. to extort money to **** Mom. ~~ Remove your blind folds fight for your freedom take your children run to FBI office use me as a living witness I am on your side. I love you all my children. ~~ ~My Story poem.~ The greatest deception is calling everyone a friend Today I admit that from ancient times am blessed to have had his intimate piece of heart thus my life was worth while. I declare that even here I was blessed with this Outer Limits De-Javus; ~~ I am forever a grateful Mom, granted to sacrifice my love, my life along with everyone I ever loved the most. There's still justice to be granted; triumph waived with defeat acknowledged. Not only have I waived and yielded to every misfortune but was trashed to the eleven winds as my evil enemy lied to divide me among my dearly beloved offspring planning as in above the law to profit from my demise. ~~~ By: Karijinbba All Rights Reserved.
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Jun 10, 2023
Jun 10, 2023 at 1:32 AM UTC
For a third of a friend's heart.
Dearest jewels of my crown motherhood Go to the nearest FBI office Accuse all you call friends of a hate crime drugging you without you knowing to make you feel **** and think you are nuts hallucinogens and methamphetamine s do that Do not go to psychiatrist they will trash you your Mom and remove your parental rights forever a Susan and Arthur and Elizabeth already bought you from Haralsmbios a human trafficking psychopath sadist torturer like kiriaki and many more in Greece Those you trust here in USA hide Crimes they are a team of murderers and thieves since 1980 They assimilated Jeff and John through drugs Free yourselves. They all are your deadly enemies they document all lies half truths use assassination of character and fear of your Mom to hide their crimes They are who lie divide you and plan to ****** your Mom too for financial gain. They made credit cards with your name in it to finance murders for hire .. And tell you it's Mom buying thousands of dollars in clothes that's a lie from Satan They are black mailing you. to extort money to **** Mom. ~~ Remove your blind folds fight for your freedom take your children run to FBI office use me as a living witness I am on your side. I love you all my children. ~~ ~My Story poem.~ The greatest deception is calling everyone a friend Today I admit that from ancient times am blessed to have had his intimate piece of heart thus my life was worth while. I declare that even here I was blessed with this Outer Limits De-Javus; ~~ I am forever a grateful Mom, granted to sacrifice my love, my life along with everyone I ever loved the most. There's still justice to be granted; triumph waived with defeat acknowledged. Not only have I waived and yielded to every misfortune but was trashed to the eleven winds as my evil enemy lied to divide me among my dearly beloved offspring planning as in above the law to profit from my demise. ~~~ By: Karijinbba All Rights Reserved.
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i. unfiltered asiatic plaything seeks hypoactive cradle technocrat evicting meaningful poach, mendacious transcripts of past events found in his memoryless playhouse. poplar crowd scribbles observations outbound punch of laughter sighs to the scrambled, ethnic postgrad nation. microfiche telegram exploits meaning to deeper courtesies current surrendered upon entry. ii. psychotropic sustenance fizz thru ***** vein corridor secret mission lifestyle learning fast in enormous packs of tiny lies. spew logic chagrin mediated bloodstain; cerebus twitching outside of beingself. iii. heart ceases, sacred whitepaint moans. o infidel, strike thrice; a chord binding us- nasty, ***** beads bleeding rich. cloaked bushes tasting, hisses cured human oaks; tapered horns that sob, casting waved heels. iv. dawn fallen, only concrete possible now. separated by thousands of what is not, shocks disintricate; undwindling patriots mailing lessness, laughter sounds fetching offband pitch.
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Feb 13, 2010
Feb 13, 2010 at 7:11 AM UTC
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I was at the post office the other day, mailing off some letters, waiting in line (patiently waiting), when I see an elderly woman walk in. Grey haired, wrinkled skin, hunched over, cane in hand, walking, walking slowly, the world, run, run, running around her at what must have seemed like to her, 1000 miles per hour. She was having an some kind of issue with her post office box key, i overheard, it wouldn't fit in her post office box, and she wanted the postal worker to help her They kind of shrugged her off like she was a senile old kook, snickering behind her back. I finally got thru the line, and met the woman in the lobby by the post office boxes. "Ma'am, do you need help with your mailbox?" I asked, concerned. "They told me it should work now. They said there was mail blocking it." "Which one is it? Let's see if we can get it to open" I said, taking the key, I inserted it, but it wouldn't work. "Are you sure this is the right box? "Yes", she said, "they said there was mail blocking it." "Then are you sure this is the right key? Look, i can insert it into any of these other boxes, and it still won't turn. So its either the wrong box, or the wrong key." I felt sorry for the woman. I wondered if she understood. She seemed disoriented, confused. She took the key, and brought it closer to her eyes, examining it, studying it, realizing "I must have brought my husbands key by mistake. He's passed away..." I didn't know what to say, I felt so bad for her. "I miss him so much..." she said, key in hand, rubbing it between her thumb and index finger. "I'm sorry." What was i supposed to say at that point? "Oh well," she said, "one day chicken, next day feathers. God bless you for trying to help me."
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Aug 7, 2011
Aug 7, 2011 at 8:36 PM UTC
Elderly Woman & A Post Office Box
I was at the post office the other day, mailing off some letters, waiting in line (patiently waiting), when I see an elderly woman walk in. Grey haired, wrinkled skin, hunched over, cane in hand, walking, walking slowly, the world, run, run, running around her at what must have seemed like to her, 1000 miles per hour. She was having an some kind of issue with her post office box key, i overheard, it wouldn't fit in her post office box, and she wanted the postal worker to help her They kind of shrugged her off like she was a senile old kook, snickering behind her back. I finally got thru the line, and met the woman in the lobby by the post office boxes. "Ma'am, do you need help with your mailbox?" I asked, concerned. "They told me it should work now. They said there was mail blocking it." "Which one is it? Let's see if we can get it to open" I said, taking the key, I inserted it, but it wouldn't work. "Are you sure this is the right box? "Yes", she said, "they said there was mail blocking it." "Then are you sure this is the right key? Look, i can insert it into any of these other boxes, and it still won't turn. So its either the wrong box, or the wrong key." I felt sorry for the woman. I wondered if she understood. She seemed disoriented, confused. She took the key, and brought it closer to her eyes, examining it, studying it, realizing "I must have brought my husbands key by mistake. He's passed away..." I didn't know what to say, I felt so bad for her. "I miss him so much..." she said, key in hand, rubbing it between her thumb and index finger. "I'm sorry." What was i supposed to say at that point? "Oh well," she said, "one day chicken, next day feathers. God bless you for trying to help me."
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Head spinning Feet tapping Mind wrapping Thought trapping Idea capping Desperation mapping Quality lacking Spaces filled Time killed Not thrilled Answers willed Nails biting Cheaters sighting After all nighting Wrongs not righting Feel like flighting Brainpower waning Lack of knowledge maintaining Wisdom draining Composure regaining Test failing Arms flailing Letters mailing Face paling The big unveiling No more prevailing The action entailing: My annihilation
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Sep 7, 2012
Sep 7, 2012 at 5:04 AM UTC
Disorganized Chaos
I should have known it was starring in a movie, When they said that writers also get groupies; As these women continue to swarm by the flock, I get rid of some, more come to me nonstop, But you knew before I was even deeded such, You saw potential in me when did not see much. If you only knew... Can I have YOUR autograph? Inscribe it dearly over my heart on my chest. Can I go between the scene, backstage? I love women in uniform, watch you get dressed As you star in the role for your life A hardworking single woman who needs no man, I have a lot of respect for a lady like you, I need to be on your mailing list as the biggest fan. I write and serve in the Army of the United States, But I support my hardworking single women always; Your determination give me the strength to try, Thinking of you work and study all day and all night; You say that you are ordinary just to yourself, I say that you are extraordinary beyond anyone else. If you only knew... Can I have YOUR autograph? Inscribe it dearly over my heart on my chest. Can I go between the scene, backstage? I love women in uniform, watch you get dressed As you star in the role for your life A hardworking single woman who needs no man, I have a lot of respect for a lady like you, I need to be on your mailing list as the biggest fan. No matter if I write music, books, or serve, I still know the definition of a woman's worth And prove it with the right given chance For me to be one of your very biggest fans.
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Mar 4, 2014
Mar 4, 2014 at 10:59 AM UTC
Biggest Fan
I should have known it was starring in a movie, When they said that writers also get groupies; As these women continue to swarm by the flock, I get rid of some, more come to me nonstop, But you knew before I was even deeded such, You saw potential in me when did not see much. If you only knew... Can I have YOUR autograph? Inscribe it dearly over my heart on my chest. Can I go between the scene, backstage? I love women in uniform, watch you get dressed As you star in the role for your life A hardworking single woman who needs no man, I have a lot of respect for a lady like you, I need to be on your mailing list as the biggest fan. I write and serve in the Army of the United States, But I support my hardworking single women always; Your determination give me the strength to try, Thinking of you work and study all day and all night; You say that you are ordinary just to yourself, I say that you are extraordinary beyond anyone else. If you only knew... Can I have YOUR autograph? Inscribe it dearly over my heart on my chest. Can I go between the scene, backstage? I love women in uniform, watch you get dressed As you star in the role for your life A hardworking single woman who needs no man, I have a lot of respect for a lady like you, I need to be on your mailing list as the biggest fan. No matter if I write music, books, or serve, I still know the definition of a woman's worth And prove it with the right given chance For me to be one of your very biggest fans.
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Florida tore us apart with its sticky lies and hot hot días Benadryllic hazes in which I ceased to play a role in your dreams I dreamt of dark tall hipsters who loved sandwiches on pan whiter than their skin A last resort, you called them, and I disagreed I fought sleep with weighty eyelids, forced you to prop yours up like tiendas You betrayed me in sleep while I betrayed you in daylight We both shed bitter tears over regretful pasta dishes, then decided again to be a juntos (do you know what that means, dark-skinned boy?) During the days I’d fill boxes de galletas with the remains of an expiring lifestyle, wondering quietly how much of it would fit into my new brick bedroom You and I dreamt a juntos, falling asleep to shared breaths in separate beds Mailing tokens to hold instead of each other, pretending that word-heavy paper smelled like tú o yo Always aparte on birthdays, I learned to roll my r’s while your grandmother cooked you mole I boiled water for boxed delicacies in pale shades of yellow and brown You stirred chocolate into glasses and downed them one by one I looked to Saint James for absolution, but always found him durmiendo
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Oct 16, 2012
Oct 16, 2012 at 12:47 PM UTC
Sueñar
Barely nineteen, he shipped for life. On a cold windy Pacific shore carrying relatives? Old polluted tin cars, and refugees mailing brown letters; Silently noted his lover of his depart.                One July dawn,                when the boat calmed. He knew his biggest regret sailed too. Later, with new wife and son, he’d scan the lake for her scooner. Kawartha grasses grew deeper. He had a daughter Rosemary, his past, only a cinematic keeper. A smirk and a pinch meant “love”. He ate jam on toast at 7am sharp. His daughter wore whorish nail polish, another mistake he’d eventually forgotten. At Eighty, trembling his hands; he put on the nights hockey game         meeting death on a shoot out. Embracing the warm uncertainty of the son he left behind.                      Only to set sail again.
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Oct 19, 2018
Oct 19, 2018 at 1:35 AM UTC
My Grandfather the Milk Man
Thoughts are deadly Thinking of you is like clawing at the raw insides of my cheeks Heat rising thought the layers of my skin And licking my throat Hot coffee I down Assuming it'll drown my brain But it only adds to the passion The ice cold that envelopes my heart Placing a stamp in the opposite corner Of the pre-assigned box Mailing a pumping heart through post An unconventional love letter A cigarette burning The glowing stub tracing images on my arms Unintentional tattoos Salty cheeks Playing cards reflected in diamond tears I play my heart across the Green velvet table Unintentional paper cuts Bed sheets full of blood ink Poetry and love songs scratched from dark dreams By rusty fingers and mascara Bruised knees creak as they bend Facing in opposite directions Ankles kissing through unstable skates Shaking hands braid damp hair Bitten pens bleed ink down my throat By now my blood must run with ink My own beating drum my best work Cracks through time And whispers through space Only tempt me to trace the freckles on your legs I use empty bottles of wine for mirrors Apply my third coat of blood red lipstick I used to think the moon followed me I used to think if I shone a flashlight I could climb up And I was scared someone would turn off my staircase My bones shattering like the weakest diamonds Dilated pupils paired with a racing pulse My love song beating Tapping my fingers on the coffee table. Morse code screaming I love yous.
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Sep 15, 2013
Sep 15, 2013 at 4:14 PM UTC
Non-conformist love letters
Dear Mrs. Lorraine; It brings me a great deal of pain to tell you that for the third time (and really this should be a crime) that the score on your credit you gave us was not how you said it We know that the offer sent in the mail said no credit check, but read the fine print it said that that was on approved credit. So with all the due respects, we respectfully and with understandable distain, regretfully must inform you that your credit has been declined and if you must so be inclined to ask why we even bothered writing this letter we, by local and state law, (and mostly the latter) are required to inform you that you are worth nothing zero, zilch, nada. So with respect and courtesy stop sending in applications, for you see This company is trying to go green and with every application you **** another tree And also, with a courteous plea (and this is just between you and me) I am really getting tired of staying after hours to write the responses to these repeated declines. So if you could do us all a favor, stop replying to the falsely advertised credit cards we send you This will take an effort on your end, because the marketing department won't remove you from the mailing list without just cause. -We greatly appreciate your business- Sincerely from the credit department; -Chris
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Feb 24, 2011
Feb 24, 2011 at 7:53 AM UTC
No Credit Check (A letter to Mrs. Lorraine)
I lit the candle with two hydros, and burned the house down with a bottle of whiskey. The next morning I wandered through the ashes looking for shower invitations and aspirin. Back in bars, filled with screaming amps and glaring ex lovers I wove my way in-between old friends and mating dances, losing Hemingway and storm clouds. I dropped the anchor in your apartment, falling mid sentence into stain ridden furniture and empty Budweiser bottles. The only thing I broke that night, was my determination on not being a blow up doll molded after some girl I was never going to be. So I laid there kissing ghosts and shook with a fever and chills vibrating like telephones on silent. And you wondered where I went once the door closed. You can't define cordial as branding someone and mailing them back to a delusional soul falling in love with them after. Hot metal pokers weren't made for joyous reunions. They make sure you always know where you leave your scars.
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May 1, 2012
May 1, 2012 at 6:39 PM UTC
Branding
last English class of the day, hoodie on, earphones on, Modest Mouse Ocean Breathes Salty, sun half-way down, subtly setting, slight breeze, hold down hoodie as I walk, half-empty parking lot. a lot of halves. many things empty, never the mind. language is strange and fascinating. there is a single brown leather boot in the center of the freeway’s entrance cross walk. I notice this, it moves me. lost soles in the city. I image myself getting run over by a passerby, a single navy Sk8-Hi left behind. everything is a story. Del Taco drive-thru, two-for-four fish tacos, I’ve given up on any other kind of meat. Pescatarian I’ll tell them from now on if they ask. It doesn’t make anything better, it doesn’t undo what’s already been done, but at least I’m not contributing to the damage. At least I have that choice. Teenage girl in red beanie, black Adidas joggers, spray can in hand. It is Thursday, this is the city I live in. The Strokes released four new songs today, I signed up for their mailing list. I might go out for dinner later on, but until then I’m not anywhere else.
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May 26, 2016
May 26, 2016 at 10:48 PM UTC
Threat of Joy
Keep your stamps and letters Don't invite me to a meeting If you keep them coming I'll treat you to a beating Groups all seem to want me But the feeling's not the same Go and find your mailing list And please remove my name oh.... I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down  in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going Don't ask me to sign up again Please don't be deluded Check your list and you'll find me In the column marked excluded Oh I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going Save your money, save your stamps You know just what to do Stop calling, stop the letters Please, I'm asking you The only group with membership Costs me more, due to my brothers Is family, and even then I think we had different mothers oh,I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going I will not join any club that would have me as a member I'll tell you now, and then again, I'll tell you in September The world is a much better place, if on your list my name's not showing So here I am, with you to say...Hello, I must be going
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Nov 30, 2016
Nov 30, 2016 at 12:27 AM UTC
I won't join any club that would have me as a member
Keep your stamps and letters Don't invite me to a meeting If you keep them coming I'll treat you to a beating Groups all seem to want me But the feeling's not the same Go and find your mailing list And please remove my name oh.... I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down  in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going Don't ask me to sign up again Please don't be deluded Check your list and you'll find me In the column marked excluded Oh I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going Save your money, save your stamps You know just what to do Stop calling, stop the letters Please, I'm asking you The only group with membership Costs me more, due to my brothers Is family, and even then I think we had different mothers oh,I won't join any club that would have me as a member I've a memory like an elephant so, don't send me application forms Because you know I will remember Oh, It must be freezing down in hell In fact it must be snowing I came today, just to say Hello, I must be going I will not join any club that would have me as a member I'll tell you now, and then again, I'll tell you in September The world is a much better place, if on your list my name's not showing So here I am, with you to say...Hello, I must be going
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Capitalizing on my looks, I thought captivating personality. I asked to take me home, my girl, take me home tonight with you; To the land of far off myths, my girl, of make believe and fantasy. Take me home my new found friend. Take me home with you tonight to the locks and docks downtown, to the foothills of the Port. Once I said hello, I knew. Once your hand was deep in mine, I couldn’t help but wonder, girl were we headed for some bliss, or a land of distant past. Take me home I begged, take me home. Take me home my lovely friend. Take me home with you at last. To the locks and docks downtown To the foothills of the Port. Spacious skies appeared once more in my thoughtful, thoughtless mind. The billowy clouds shadowing all that was left for me. Away I know, but I don’t know where, take me home my Miss, take me home. “It is not your need to know such things I’m not going home with you. To the locks or docks downtown, nor the foothills of the Port.” Forget the docks, the locks, the Port I didn’t like you anyway. I’m simply a postman in distress who knew your mailing address. Take me home my girl, take me home, to the outer reaches of my town . I only wanted to find my way but forgot my GPS.
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Dec 7, 2010
Dec 7, 2010 at 7:34 AM UTC
Only In The Port
A hippy child by birth Preordained as a psychic, Gyspie of thieving church. Dandelions art their thirst Days groweth colder Downtime gets worse Smiling faces sicken them When others smile back Melatonin Vitamin d F And c Sickened by mailing Babble trawling Click lick chatter Bit wit batter Shocked to sloth And madness of creepiness..
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Jun 27, 2015
Jun 27, 2015 at 5:19 PM UTC
(;sloth chuckler
an utterance of folly her natural unvarnished thoughts spill slowly from her adorned lip and crawl forth to battle his opposing view her words crowd his ear a thousand angry little versions of her with sword in hand coming to slay the misbehaving dragon of his free will his own thoughts flee as one from the opposite side ear with furtive glances back hoping to escape unscathed his own folly childlike in form plays marbles looking for that elusive Aggie called inner peace together they amble down country road both shouting the random formulas for completing and mailing the required forms for a visa to paradise its roads are paved with candy she insists its hills are carved from pure chocolate he  interjects neither realize its paradise because it lacks the likes of them he kisses her adorned lip and tastes the metal of her resolve to  endure she french's her tongue into the small spaces of his mind and savors the spices of his need to flee whats needed here they devise compromise is a plate of cold fish seal it in a bottle and cast it overboard perhaps their lives shall find a sandy shore to rest their every weary makeout machine
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Oct 17, 2013
Oct 17, 2013 at 6:30 AM UTC
folly of cold fish
feels liberating these little first world problems resolved by unsubscribing from an annoying mailing list or deleting an aged account that is useless, created on a whim filling in-boxes with spam and junk killing social media links, paring back digital presences all with the idea of spending less time farting about more time creating, living, reading but they **** you back with 2 for 1 deals, 10% off, free for a month, look we’ve added some **** and yeah, it costs more, but our life will be better with it so the rest of the night is filled with creating spam filters more unsubscribing, more account deletions until someone recommends you sign up for the new revolutionary internet saviour the be all and end all of all your woes it will make you stronger, faster, more organised, less likely to drink yourself to sleep each night, give you the power of 10 rhinos, and the ****** prowess of a puma! probably best to disconnect now turn off the router, unplug the modem get your **** the old fashioned way before they tie your nervous system to the silicon pathways and advertise to your dreams
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Nov 25, 2011
Nov 25, 2011 at 8:23 AM UTC
Techno Rant
Do you remember: Watching Harry Potter and pretending the characters were our classmates, while sitting on your couch eating Dominos, the spices stinging my split lip. Naming our sleepovers, E-mailing "Jennifer is tomorrow". Slurping mint Klondike bars in your hot tub, Autumn rain pittering from the trees, and playing truth-or-dare sitting in front of the jets. Throwing your old toys in the road and waiting for them to get run over until my dad arrived. Videotaping our feet in the golden light and the deleting them to save space Walking to your house after watching "The video" at school and giggling past the rivers of rust. Honestly, I thought we were going to be friends forever.
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Feb 13, 2014
Feb 13, 2014 at 4:33 PM UTC
Basil
lately i've been having these good days i don't have sad wet cigarette saxophone nights anymore i watched the sun wake up six times last week i found a blue bucket of tulips & gave them to a bald-headed krishna girl when she sang to me on the sidewalk i hired a boy to hide in the foyer & peel a fiddle if i rouse from sleep during the night or whistle through a harmonica if i'm wet-eyed during breakfast i finally got rid of all the pictures you stuck to your side of the dusty bathroom mirror except the blissed-out polaroid of us perched on an old oak tree limb like a couple of soft doves versus the turreted sunset i deleted your number because you don't call me back anyway i stopped mailing letters to your father's house i haven't listened to the Plantasia record you bought me since you left i never feel the gray heat from your staticky hand warming my shoulder i forgave you for the blood in my kidneys & old smog in my mildewed vinyl lungs i sleep under the running green vapor light of the moon & stars instead of the frothiest pillows rippling on an ocean of sheets & project quilts i finally scoured the lipstick stain from my collarbone after what seemed like two years i forgot how your armpits smelled i sewed all your sundresses into a shower curtain & i never see your delicate ribcage peaking through the streams of hot water i hardly ever notice the noose you left hanging in our apartment
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Feb 10, 2016
Feb 10, 2016 at 4:20 PM UTC
been having these good days