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"boozer" poems
Take a butchers at this me old Chinas. Slip ya Plates o' Meat into ya Jacks, brew up a nice cup o' Rosy, and if you haven't got a Scooby what I'm on about, feel free to fire me off a Jimmy Nail and tell me it's a load of old cobblers. Can you Adam an' Eve it, I left me Dog 'n' Bone on the Apples and when I went to call the Trouble 'n' Strife some joker had Half-Inched it. But that's not the worst of it. When I got back to the Cat and Mouse she'd done a bunk in me shiny new Jam Jar. I couldn't believe me Pork Pies! So here I am all on me Todd, me only transport a ****** old **** van **** Gordon Bennett! I'm goin' down the ****** for a few Britneys, gonna get totally Brahms and List and blow a big fat raspberry at the whole thing. Tomorrow's another bale 'o' hay.
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Sep 14, 2012
Sep 14, 2012 at 3:20 PM UTC
Cockney Sparrah
I know the feeling I feel the pain Look outside ******* pouring rain The days are dull And all the same So ******* boring So mundane The only excitement Is two days of rest When you’re alone You get it off your chest You go to the ****** And drown your sorrows And ******* pray It’s not Monday tomorrow We fought for freedom Now we’re under the thumb Pay your ******* taxes And work till your numb But don’t you worry You’ll get your time Just work for 70 years And you’ll be just fine
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Oct 8, 2017
Oct 8, 2017 at 3:01 PM UTC
Work
Ah wuz lookin oot o' mah winder and ah saw this lad wi' a barry wee lassie gaun' up the hill. -Wair the **** d'ye think you're gaun tae? ah yells oot. But the daft ***** didnae answer at aww, must've been oot o' thir ****** heids wi' E's or summat, d'ye ken what ah'm tellin' ye,ye daft radge? -Wair ye're ******* going? ah yells a couple mair times and finally the gadge yells back to ays, -Up the ******* hill tae fetch a pail o' ******* watter, me Ma's hud her fuckin' taps turned oaf by the fuckin' Corporation, which is a ******* pain in the erse ah had ter agree. I realised ah knew the wee **** Jack but, eh wuz an auld classmate of ays and eh's hung oot wi' ma brar n me, when we wuz bairns oan the Scheme,eh? -That's a bonny wee lassie ye've goat wi' ye, there Jack, ah yelled, thinking ah'd nae kick her oot o' mah scratcher withoot gi'ing her a guid ride. Ah huvtae sey ah recognised hir as a wee **** called Jill from the Scheme, a right tidy wee ride in mah opinion wi' a guid little ***** on hir, as ah recall. -Mind ye're own fuckin' business, the **** yells back at ays, takin' the pail in yin hand and the hoor's wee hand in the other yin. Ah can tell ye ah totally pished meself wi' laughter when the pair o' they wide ***** fell doon, Jack breakin' his fuckin' croon n the groond, ah'm sure he nivver meant it tae happen, 'n eh mustae squashed his ******* bawws as eh fell doon n aww from the wey he screamed oot, but the wee lassie cam tumbling doon the ****** hill n aww, heid n **** oor her fuckin' erse 'n ah could see she wasnae wearin' any ****** ******* 'n her ***** was on display under her skirt. Ah wouldnae expect anything else from a wee hoor,eh? -Dinnae worry, ah'll com and help ye, ah called oot, but when ah goat thir, both o them wis deid, ah thoat o' gittin mah hole wi' the deid lassie n aww, but you shouldnae dae that, it's no respectful tae wimmin, 'n eywis, the polis might trace me through the DNA, those ***** are clivvir 'n aw, ye ken. So ah contented mesel' wi' rummidging through the poakits o' the lad's jaykit tae see if eh hud ehs payment from the Joab Centre, but the daft **** mustae spent it aww on a boatil or two o Grants, ah ken ah'd hae done the same mahsel'. And there wasnae a penny in the lassie's purse, so ah thoat ah'd jus' **** oaf doon the ****** 'n ask some **** tae call the hoaspital and the ****** polis. Eh?
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Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 7:34 AM UTC
Hillspoatin'
Ah wuz lookin oot o' mah winder and ah saw this lad wi' a barry wee lassie gaun' up the hill. -Wair the **** d'ye think you're gaun tae? ah yells oot. But the daft ***** didnae answer at aww, must've been oot o' thir ****** heids wi' E's or summat, d'ye ken what ah'm tellin' ye,ye daft radge? -Wair ye're ******* going? ah yells a couple mair times and finally the gadge yells back to ays, -Up the ******* hill tae fetch a pail o' ******* watter, me Ma's hud her fuckin' taps turned oaf by the fuckin' Corporation, which is a ******* pain in the erse ah had ter agree. I realised ah knew the wee **** Jack but, eh wuz an auld classmate of ays and eh's hung oot wi' ma brar n me, when we wuz bairns oan the Scheme,eh? -That's a bonny wee lassie ye've goat wi' ye, there Jack, ah yelled, thinking ah'd nae kick her oot o' mah scratcher withoot gi'ing her a guid ride. Ah huvtae sey ah recognised hir as a wee **** called Jill from the Scheme, a right tidy wee ride in mah opinion wi' a guid little ***** on hir, as ah recall. -Mind ye're own fuckin' business, the **** yells back at ays, takin' the pail in yin hand and the hoor's wee hand in the other yin. Ah can tell ye ah totally pished meself wi' laughter when the pair o' they wide ***** fell doon, Jack breakin' his fuckin' croon n the groond, ah'm sure he nivver meant it tae happen, 'n eh mustae squashed his ******* bawws as eh fell doon n aww from the wey he screamed oot, but the wee lassie cam tumbling doon the ****** hill n aww, heid n **** oor her fuckin' erse 'n ah could see she wasnae wearin' any ****** ******* 'n her ***** was on display under her skirt. Ah wouldnae expect anything else from a wee hoor,eh? -Dinnae worry, ah'll com and help ye, ah called oot, but when ah goat thir, both o them wis deid, ah thoat o' gittin mah hole wi' the deid lassie n aww, but you shouldnae dae that, it's no respectful tae wimmin, 'n eywis, the polis might trace me through the DNA, those ***** are clivvir 'n aw, ye ken. So ah contented mesel' wi' rummidging through the poakits o' the lad's jaykit tae see if eh hud ehs payment from the Joab Centre, but the daft **** mustae spent it aww on a boatil or two o Grants, ah ken ah'd hae done the same mahsel'. And there wasnae a penny in the lassie's purse, so ah thoat ah'd jus' **** oaf doon the ****** 'n ask some **** tae call the hoaspital and the ****** polis. Eh?
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Well it's a hell of a feeling and a sour deal. Hangover wreaks havoc apon my gut. Numb my thoughts to everything i feel. She's got her reason's I got mine. Hours between us. Sunrise please dont find me sobber. Or leave me busted near that florida state line. Drinking with the devil satan give me such heck. My life's a play. My soul a well thought out trainwreck. Well big hip gal wont ya warm this bed. Cause ya know tommorows a gift. So let's do something to remind tombstone he isn't yet dead. Work that back sugar dont think twice. Little gals may be the norm. But thoose sticks break so easy and thoose big gals just feel so nice. Southern are my ways New York's far from my mind. Todays a scratch. So thats why im leaving my wicked past behind. Smoked and drank tonights pay. Big gal i love ya. But as for a drifters soul and me ya know i can never stay. Found my troubles in mean angry eye's knocked thoughts apon the deck. My life's a gamble. As in the rhymes of a full tome ****** and a well thought trainwreck.
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Jan 19, 2011
Jan 19, 2011 at 11:16 PM UTC
A Well Thought Trainwreck
you vile of lust, contained liquid belligerence. how you instigate my future regrets in all senses of the term. burning away boredom at best, a touch of carelessness and freedom. and at worst causing obsession with my failure to pursue desire. faux self-confidence and heightened hopes. its just pretend time for adults. like sliding into dreams unconsciously without meaning and while i try to resist all the impulses and reactions, it makes me feel natural like anything can happen
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Nov 2, 2012
Nov 2, 2012 at 7:04 PM UTC
******
on a dark desert highway, hot fart-wind in my hair with a warm smell of diarrheoa rising up through the air I was scared of pant-crapping on that starry starry night my belly heavy and my sphincter groaned in pain I had to stop for a ***** there she stood in the doorway, the receptionist from hell, and I was thinking to myself what a ******* smell, then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way I rushed into the bathroom shrieking, hey, I need to pump it out. welcome to the hotel california; such a lovely toilet; be careful don't soil it with an ill-timed **** splatter; any time of year, it don't ******* matter. now my bot is oozing brownly, it's got the mercedes bends; I'd better wash it for the sake of her pretty boy friends dancing in the courtyard, k-y jelly in their pockets, some dancing in the **** some in their jockeys. so I called up the waiter, please bring a bucket of wine; he said: we haven't had such a ****** here since eighteen forty nine, and then I got hold of this cute looking guy who was a ******* great fairy and he showed me his **** so hairy probably laiden with a.i.d.s. .... welcome to the hotel california; such a lovely toilet; be careful don't soil it with an ill-timed **** splatter; any time of year, it don't ******* matter.
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Dec 10, 2014
Dec 10, 2014 at 10:28 AM UTC
In the Toilet at the Hotel California
Another day of long hours ahead  for me Good morning gorgeous! Read your full disclosure and I admire you even more. Whoever said all creative people suffer from manic or clinical depression was out of their minds because you don't. You prove you don't need to be depressed to write. Like the you don't smoke and you are no ****** You are careful what you put in your body I know you don't do drugs.   The more I get to know about you the more the butterflies in my stomach tell me I'm right. You read that part right. I still have butterflies when I think of you but at the same time I feel at ease when we on net chat. Big confession coming up. I've always wanted someone like you in my life. A woman who's gorgeous, highly intelligent, has her **** together, doesn't cake on make up, has confidence, loves herself and life, laughs at life and herself, doesn't bore the hell out of me with drama and much more. Quite frankly I've always wanted a woman other women hate and she makes them feel insecure. That's the woman that has confidence and can enter a room alone without being self-conscious. That's how I know you're the woman for me. Your stalker has been freed but you are not in hiding I commend you for taking your power back. I'm guessing you are set to stand your ground if necessary. I mentioned your name and they know of you mainly from what they've heard from friends. Hope you don't mind they did a Google search. I didn't tell them we were dating it's how my parents are. They can tell when I'm interested in a lady. With your images on screen my dad agrees with me. You are gorgeous! My mom said "I haven't seen anything that lovely in a long time!" My folks have unprejudiced hearts like  me and yourself and would love meeting you. Bringing them out to hear you when you tell me you will be singing. Hoping you will feel more at ease with my parents sitting at the table and we finally have a real life conversation longer than me telling you how amazing your singing is. Hope your meeting with your producer went well. You venturing out in bad weather speaks volumes about your dedication to what you do.   The more I know about you Betty Ponder the hungrier I am to learn more. I have no doubt you would never keep me waiting for an hour for lack of something to wear. .
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Jan 23, 2014
Jan 23, 2014 at 5:16 AM UTC
You bring out the insecurities in people
Another day of long hours ahead  for me Good morning gorgeous! Read your full disclosure and I admire you even more. Whoever said all creative people suffer from manic or clinical depression was out of their minds because you don't. You prove you don't need to be depressed to write. Like the you don't smoke and you are no ****** You are careful what you put in your body I know you don't do drugs.   The more I get to know about you the more the butterflies in my stomach tell me I'm right. You read that part right. I still have butterflies when I think of you but at the same time I feel at ease when we on net chat. Big confession coming up. I've always wanted someone like you in my life. A woman who's gorgeous, highly intelligent, has her **** together, doesn't cake on make up, has confidence, loves herself and life, laughs at life and herself, doesn't bore the hell out of me with drama and much more. Quite frankly I've always wanted a woman other women hate and she makes them feel insecure. That's the woman that has confidence and can enter a room alone without being self-conscious. That's how I know you're the woman for me. Your stalker has been freed but you are not in hiding I commend you for taking your power back. I'm guessing you are set to stand your ground if necessary. I mentioned your name and they know of you mainly from what they've heard from friends. Hope you don't mind they did a Google search. I didn't tell them we were dating it's how my parents are. They can tell when I'm interested in a lady. With your images on screen my dad agrees with me. You are gorgeous! My mom said "I haven't seen anything that lovely in a long time!" My folks have unprejudiced hearts like  me and yourself and would love meeting you. Bringing them out to hear you when you tell me you will be singing. Hoping you will feel more at ease with my parents sitting at the table and we finally have a real life conversation longer than me telling you how amazing your singing is. Hope your meeting with your producer went well. You venturing out in bad weather speaks volumes about your dedication to what you do.   The more I know about you Betty Ponder the hungrier I am to learn more. I have no doubt you would never keep me waiting for an hour for lack of something to wear. .
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Sara L Russell 6/3/13 16:18  Just look at him, sitting in the corner  Hogging the remote control Seemingly so deaf but he can hear us when he likes Leaves such a mess around the toilet bowl Just look at him stagger to the ******  Just because we've hidden all the ***** He remembers where to drink but can't remember where he lives Maybe a nursing home will help him choose Look at that poor old man sat in the corner He had no visitors again today He sings all the old songs but doesn't quite recall his name And never seems to have a lot to say.
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Mar 6, 2013
Mar 6, 2013 at 11:28 AM UTC
The Age of Being Talked About
~~~ Tis a gladness found in sadness mostly pleasure wince of pain From an odor round the barroom none the boys could e'er explain Like a billowed line of washin' after gentle fallen rain Tis the wail of spring befallin' on a barfly oh ... the shame ~ Lo there's homework I'm the tender to a list of things that broke Ere the boss be sharing surely words no poet ever spoke Lazy good for nothing ****** paint the fence and fix the gate You want a pint ... you must be kidding Plow the forty ... 'fore it's late ~ Down the misty path of memories thoughts of Kelsey's brew appears In a vision almost godly round a table rests my peers And no memory tarries longer forceful clearer sweeter stronger than ol' Kelsey pouring liquor at the bar I sheds a tear ~ Summer sadness tans bare shoulders to replace the winter's shun And the kids each day they greet me ... Morning Dad YOUR IT ... then run Lord I never knew that Heaven 'twas the place beyond my wall Till I heard my children laugh while toasting mallows in the fall ~ Though breath of Heaven washed the aftertaste of Kelsey's from my life And forever I'll be holding ... dear new memories with my wife I am angered at the sign that hangs atop ol' Kelsey's door . . . NO BARFLIES . . . . . . CASH RESPECTED . . . ~ Sure His wife now runs the bar ~~~
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Jan 23, 2015
Jan 23, 2015 at 7:55 PM UTC
Now That's a Shame
*Jonquil rain bar approach , delta method time beau stargazer in earnest Fine line arcadian pest derecho , pinpoint waiver unit substitution Jericho Albamarle sinister unit torrid recuser perpetuity cisco propulsion Easter wig nam propulsion Archangel rock deliver jetsam Harold ****** sonic shift mercury wind bag space candidate turquoise nine beam analyzer Sinbad nine Winder ground archer nine sound pet neighbor tyrant dime loser terrier loose figment stroller ten nimbus*
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Apr 13, 2016
Apr 13, 2016 at 8:29 PM UTC
Working the Beat
This is somewhat of a surreal writing and so is the title well here goes... Foolin' around with chaos Kickin' at the cosmos Not quite known' where my left foot and right foot really belong Wondren' if the stains in my undershorts are the results of nicotine   Imaginin' the Philly goliath clothing statue around 15th and Market constructed to clamp onto Willys Nose Wittnessin' the  "Parkin' Authority" rhythmically writin' on pads their violation ticket songs to the quarter meters of cash flow Drizzly watchin' The multitude of "Ben Hurs" precariously skim and fly around the corner at 16th and Market headin' north  And seekin' self-infliction by seriously tellin' a waitress that she really serves the best food in town. And salutin' every Admiral dressed doorman that I pass. Then later, overhearin' a good "Samaritan" tell a street ****** that four roses can also be sniffed as well Thoughts of Christ nailed to the " Charles Schwab" edifice with a thorny looking crown made from antiquated ticker tape His side pierced by piggy bank breakers, and the outpouring of green inscriptions that state, " In God we trust." All these things race through the squeaking reels of my mind already corroded by seen corruption as a passing Krishna group's chant permeates the thick city air And an unnoticed dying dove raises its quivering right wing as if in a last salute to peace And all too well I know, how the city devours its youth like Goya's " Saturn Devouring his Son" All too soon, in the sunlight of my benevolent youthfulness within, a chilled blanket of knowing about ignorance overwhelms me Tormented by indefinable tormentor, The love-lust for life diminishes and captured by surrounding greed and torn asunder Driven away, sitting in Rittenhouse Square, touched by two lovers as squirrels scamper playfully           over dead dried                  Autumn leaves...                          ...that  crackle...
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Sep 24, 2014
Sep 24, 2014 at 12:36 PM UTC
Chinese egg rolling Contest
This is somewhat of a surreal writing and so is the title well here goes... Foolin' around with chaos Kickin' at the cosmos Not quite known' where my left foot and right foot really belong Wondren' if the stains in my undershorts are the results of nicotine   Imaginin' the Philly goliath clothing statue around 15th and Market constructed to clamp onto Willys Nose Wittnessin' the  "Parkin' Authority" rhythmically writin' on pads their violation ticket songs to the quarter meters of cash flow Drizzly watchin' The multitude of "Ben Hurs" precariously skim and fly around the corner at 16th and Market headin' north  And seekin' self-infliction by seriously tellin' a waitress that she really serves the best food in town. And salutin' every Admiral dressed doorman that I pass. Then later, overhearin' a good "Samaritan" tell a street ****** that four roses can also be sniffed as well Thoughts of Christ nailed to the " Charles Schwab" edifice with a thorny looking crown made from antiquated ticker tape His side pierced by piggy bank breakers, and the outpouring of green inscriptions that state, " In God we trust." All these things race through the squeaking reels of my mind already corroded by seen corruption as a passing Krishna group's chant permeates the thick city air And an unnoticed dying dove raises its quivering right wing as if in a last salute to peace And all too well I know, how the city devours its youth like Goya's " Saturn Devouring his Son" All too soon, in the sunlight of my benevolent youthfulness within, a chilled blanket of knowing about ignorance overwhelms me Tormented by indefinable tormentor, The love-lust for life diminishes and captured by surrounding greed and torn asunder Driven away, sitting in Rittenhouse Square, touched by two lovers as squirrels scamper playfully           over dead dried                  Autumn leaves...                          ...that  crackle...
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February 13th 2014 I had a full moon in my sign, So I read it as a sign, That my entire body spirit and soul, Was vibrating for a **** reason, and God - no matter how many times He has ****** me - he has his God **** Reasons. He isn’t even Selfish enough to call them his Own. That’s my god, that my mind That my big gig my spirit in the sky. It’s not nothing that is happening. If I am regretting, opening My chakras, and consciousness That’s too bad because, there is no going Back, nor forward, nor present Because I presently believe. And let me make it clear I no longer believe in regret. Miles away from here, I will never question where I have to go. A body disconnected from a mind disconnected From a soul, teeters in the balance of regret Because trying to get fit is not fitting in Fit has been inhibition Latent, and lamented With sin. Simply put, make healthy decisions. Speak freely, and confessions Are easy to make. My entire life I have felt like a loser A Bukowski like ****** -with no 'hoosier' Like talents. So if tales are not spoken About you when you die remember Like Bukowski’s one of us down here He wouldn’t be sober either; Am I  the tourist/hitchhiker That turns Hunter S. Thompson Down on a hit of ether? I am wise not with wisdom but wise with beer. Health is about balance, and that balance Is my edge. Either which way, I admire my brain. I didn’t sit down planning to write this and if I could explain I would put it in a book. Look, If I publish anything soon I would be Just as worried As you are? Would I pigeon hole and sewer My lifelong friends or would I Expose deep dark secrets That could de-rail my “Hoosier” inspired Career? I fear yes. But I also fear no- Body would read them. My trash masterpiece Will be self published And hidden in discount book bins Across North America With a sticker on it reading “This is free for a reason” And its not because I don’t need money to survive, but because I do need love to do so.
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Jun 19, 2014
Jun 19, 2014 at 5:56 PM UTC
Full Moon
February 13th 2014 I had a full moon in my sign, So I read it as a sign, That my entire body spirit and soul, Was vibrating for a **** reason, and God - no matter how many times He has ****** me - he has his God **** Reasons. He isn’t even Selfish enough to call them his Own. That’s my god, that my mind That my big gig my spirit in the sky. It’s not nothing that is happening. If I am regretting, opening My chakras, and consciousness That’s too bad because, there is no going Back, nor forward, nor present Because I presently believe. And let me make it clear I no longer believe in regret. Miles away from here, I will never question where I have to go. A body disconnected from a mind disconnected From a soul, teeters in the balance of regret Because trying to get fit is not fitting in Fit has been inhibition Latent, and lamented With sin. Simply put, make healthy decisions. Speak freely, and confessions Are easy to make. My entire life I have felt like a loser A Bukowski like ****** -with no 'hoosier' Like talents. So if tales are not spoken About you when you die remember Like Bukowski’s one of us down here He wouldn’t be sober either; Am I  the tourist/hitchhiker That turns Hunter S. Thompson Down on a hit of ether? I am wise not with wisdom but wise with beer. Health is about balance, and that balance Is my edge. Either which way, I admire my brain. I didn’t sit down planning to write this and if I could explain I would put it in a book. Look, If I publish anything soon I would be Just as worried As you are? Would I pigeon hole and sewer My lifelong friends or would I Expose deep dark secrets That could de-rail my “Hoosier” inspired Career? I fear yes. But I also fear no- Body would read them. My trash masterpiece Will be self published And hidden in discount book bins Across North America With a sticker on it reading “This is free for a reason” And its not because I don’t need money to survive, but because I do need love to do so.
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Lived in a small village Of which we will see A fair way from town But someone to be Aiming to try and understate To understand not undermine And to be free To pick up a road through the town Into work Into office or ****** or Library shop Newspaper round and cinema Ironmonger and motor Someone's sister had a car She parked on the hill She was *** in her car In short skirt tight shirt Jacket on her back Made of leather Lined with fur Ringed hands knuckled on her wheel And her ankle’s playing with a Buckle on the other side Of the battered skin of a Leather boot bearing no Resemblance to the boot Creaking under toes of The other foot Her knees are never static like A spark is never still though always in one place Tight up in her skirt Sitting in the low seat With the car's door open A new song on the radio And the blues in her heart © scribler 2004
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Oct 12, 2011
Oct 12, 2011 at 4:35 AM UTC
The price of a mug
For all my tales of braggery I am the eloquent loser. Out of thousands of choices I will pick the ****** The liar, the layabout or thief. Then starts my florid tales Designed to mask my grief. I list the virtues of the guy, The Prince Charming I caught And talk about his attributes None of which he has got. I treat him like aristocracy Even though he never works. My friends wonder how I can Align myself with such a **** So, that means more stories To extoll his many talents Even though he has so few To brag about on balance. I keep thinking my eloquence Will overcome his character, His many alluring facets Or lack of which whatsoever. It’s sad the lengths I have gone Trying not to be so alone. I have been accused of being Like a dog with a favorite bone In my attempts to justify The awful choices I have taken. But I don’t listen, I only talk Any advice is all forsaken. That’s how it goes with me If I can explain things away, Like Scarlett, I'll think about it Maybe on some other day. Maybe then I'll finally understand Why I do what I always do. But we eloquent losers don’t care So very much what is true.
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Aug 10, 2018
Aug 10, 2018 at 6:42 PM UTC
ELQUENT LOSER
It's late at night Is it here alone I have the right To think of the scores I've blown I'll bear in quiet what has been sone A ****** riot It was no fun. I think of the time I was a loser When I could not rhyme I was a ****** Or the time I couldn't get the joke. For the crime of having too many tokes Life I'm afraid in my mind's eye Like a hazy parade has passed me by I knew it I insist but now it's lost The world turns in its usual way My mind sojourns to that foggy day For I'm afraid it's kind of like a groping Looking at the parade with one eye open. But who cares what has happened in the past For now my thoughts are coming fast And I reall do have to wonder. If the anesthetic was such a blunder. For the world is too much to take at one time The city awaits people are full of crime Man's inhumanity to man is prevalent I can't think of one thought that is benevolent So I'll just slow down this runaway train That happens to be my brain Sometimes my thoughts are less than kind Such are the workings of my mind So to be sure I'll take the cure With which I'm really hoping Forgive me for saying this The world is sometimes easier to take With only one eye open.
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Jul 12, 2015
Jul 12, 2015 at 3:33 PM UTC
One Eye Open
how to fix your tortured organs: writhe in bed first, for 2-3 hours, then eat and drink until you throw up everything. that's the best part. the body ceases shaking violently and you can sleep without writhing. when you wake, you can eat again. finn and jake will take care of the rest.
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Sep 19, 2012
Sep 19, 2012 at 10:56 PM UTC
******
Every time I hear of one more, it reminds me of my grandmother, lost deep inside the bottle, she whittled away to nothing & died from an exploding liver. Sadly for us, just another born-again ******
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May 1, 2014
May 1, 2014 at 11:14 AM UTC
Born-Again ******
I have always trusted you despite the burnt flowers that I saw. We've eaten together in lonely parks with broken spoons and we've walked on the same path that had no excuse but to let us make a move. The hurricane of troubles and tsunami of dissatisfaction that tend to sweep away our allegiance will forever remain cursed. And any finger pointing at the soul that holds the truth will doubtlessly be broken for the fear of expression. Fake people will always be like dead horses, more like written off ferraris. No rerun needed to prove all I'm saying is pure victory, and when I wake with the sun in the morning, I hope my words will radiate with the rays in a prose that will make you understand that I still love and care. Tonight the moon fell between my feet and I thought maybe nature was cracking a joke. Hand on my chin then pondered! I pondered like in my brain wild flowers were sprouting, then something like a plague, but with a sensation of a neglected wise notion which flashed before my cerebrum and decoded itself as wisdom, then in a shimmering technique took captive of my thoughts about you, then transmuted every idea to a loving feeling ready to be expressed in a manner that will never run out of style just like champagne to a ******
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Nov 22, 2013
Nov 22, 2013 at 4:10 PM UTC
In You I Still Trust
In the department called freedom of expression, where the language is quite Anglo Saxon there's no room for the weak or for those who don't curse when they speak or describe most emphatically and graphically detail each ****** function. An adage in old age is, **** them, the men down in Whitehall with no ***** for billiards and the bankers who spank us with high rates and interest can fester away and testing each day as it comes are the bums and the drop outs queuing for hot tea and handouts and **** them too. To be free to express is a gift, nonetheless one we must use with a modicum of compassion but the fashion today is to curse the **** away and each expletive pronounced only comes back to flaunt or to flounce and there's not an ounce of common sense in the pretense I may feign by reigning my words and refraining from swearing, I say **** 'em again. If I hang I'll hang well and stink to high hell and that's one way to express what a god **** awful mess we're all in.
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May 2, 2015
May 2, 2015 at 5:25 AM UTC
Down the ******
A poster of a roller coaster Gifted to my master An imposer, a loser A big fat ****** Who sits to compile His work yet piles A hopeless composer None goes to imply any closer Ignores his work, coz he's a dozer In the crowd, stands near girls Like a model poser Taken me in, he's my foster He knows I hate seafood Yet he orders lunch, oyster Makes me do all hardwork He's nothing but a monster Walks in the alley like a crooked lobster O' he's a pain in my head How I've ended up with this aged promstar Dances on his own compositions, he thinks he's a rockstar! ©sim
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Sep 16, 2017
Sep 16, 2017 at 11:49 PM UTC
How Should I Put It!
He has a degree in bait and switch He’s a devious, deceitful sumbitch; He’s a human hound dog, A trash talking fat hog, Ready with a phony smile And he has been for a while. Happily taking britches off of ******* If she’s not too fussy with her ***** Because by gum and dagnab. That’s the first thing he’ll grab. As crazy as a lifelong ****** He thinks a nice guy is a loser. He reverses what he says each day And if you catch him he’ll always say He blames it on Obama and Jews, On Democrats and fake news. He changes his mind on a whim Thinks nobody is as good as him. We need to mention how ugly he got. His appearance seems to be all rot. He’s made of pure grease That keeps him so obese Still he claims he is as trim As guys half the size of him. He got started by his daddy’s dough Back a flashy half century or so He has very little taste Most of his life was a waste. Every business he touches Ends up walking on crutches. Why is his image with so secure? He’s not a decent man for **** sure. An adulterer and a predator Treats his wives like competitors Who are blocking his limelight And should be hidden from sight.
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Apr 21, 2018
Apr 21, 2018 at 11:27 PM UTC
FAMOUS FLAKE
I brag about my prowess But I’m really a big mess. The truth is I’m coasting Nearly roasting in the fire, The one I lit when younger Full of burning desire And right down to the wire I hid, lied, swindled me Double-handedly, as if There was a rift between Myself and the truth. This was my youth. I believed lies I was told If I liked them better than truth; I was such a shallow youth And the swindlers could see When I was coming down the road They’d load me on with their stories About what great glories lie In putting people down so
i could rise as high as the sky With just a little lie or two. How easy it was to do; To lie my way through. It would be years before The score would catch me And ****** me out of my pride And get me to walk alongside Those I had walked on, cheated. At every point I was greeted With reality standing next to poetry; The myths that were my story With very little glory in them. They were sort of a battle hymn Of someone who always before Fought all the wrong wars And called the dead losers. Oh, and I was a big ****** Does that explain a great deal? That I really didn’t feel, That I was on autopilot And made sure to deny it; That *** was my navigator And hope was an alligator Just about to consume me. You could costume me, but The way I talked and walked Gave me away, every time. Lying was my crime, nor was I All that good at it. I failed; I went to jail and confession But none of these sessions Helped me at all. My heart was too small. My pride too tall.
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Dec 6, 2016
Dec 6, 2016 at 5:51 PM UTC
DENOUEMENT
I brag about my prowess But I’m really a big mess. The truth is I’m coasting Nearly roasting in the fire, The one I lit when younger Full of burning desire And right down to the wire I hid, lied, swindled me Double-handedly, as if There was a rift between Myself and the truth. This was my youth. I believed lies I was told If I liked them better than truth; I was such a shallow youth And the swindlers could see When I was coming down the road They’d load me on with their stories About what great glories lie In putting people down so
i could rise as high as the sky With just a little lie or two. How easy it was to do; To lie my way through. It would be years before The score would catch me And ****** me out of my pride And get me to walk alongside Those I had walked on, cheated. At every point I was greeted With reality standing next to poetry; The myths that were my story With very little glory in them. They were sort of a battle hymn Of someone who always before Fought all the wrong wars And called the dead losers. Oh, and I was a big ****** Does that explain a great deal? That I really didn’t feel, That I was on autopilot And made sure to deny it; That *** was my navigator And hope was an alligator Just about to consume me. You could costume me, but The way I talked and walked Gave me away, every time. Lying was my crime, nor was I All that good at it. I failed; I went to jail and confession But none of these sessions Helped me at all. My heart was too small. My pride too tall.
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call me suicidal call me a loser call me stupid call me a ****** But little do you know I am all of these I am dark and I leave a mark Little do you know I am the darkness in you
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Sep 6, 2018
Sep 6, 2018 at 1:23 PM UTC
the darkness in you
Life rips the fabric holding time at bay and lets loose the frenzy. I say seize the moment and catch each day as if it were a butterfly and ask yourself the reason why life acts this way. If we are to live to be we die if we die to live we still die anyway. Once upon a threshold in a town so far away where the magi travelled to throughout each night and then one day arrived to find the stories were all true apart from colour television and Elvis as a stablehand, a blue sapphire, a *** of gold, some aftershave or so I'm told, gifts or bribes? Well, history admires the brave and merit is the King, so Jesus never had a chance which has a familiar kind of ring. I wrung the necks of several ***** in the aftershock when the dark sky brooded, deep was the mood until some jokes quite crude were circulated, the congregation as expected congregated down the ****** and was the crucified the loser? that was the question on people's lips, several tips on how he could if he had desired escaped the dire consequence and some said, three pound eighty pence for a pint was far too much. I pay, we all pay some pray, but time finds a way to break into every day and crucify everyone.
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Nov 8, 2015
Nov 8, 2015 at 2:45 PM UTC
Sunday at the barndance
I hate my life ,I hate my wife I hate the stupid cat we have I hate my house,I hate my spouse I even hate the cars we have I hate to fail I hate to wail I don't want to live this failing way I am a loser, not a ****** I am no druggie I am just a old fool I know hate is a terrible word to let come out of my messed up mind I have no success my spouse will let you know somehow I don't need a mouth anymore all I do is pray I doubt that God gives a care he is silent as a rock I hate to hate I hate myself for I am just a nothing
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Mar 19, 2016
Mar 19, 2016 at 9:36 AM UTC
Life sometimes