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there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I'm not going to let anybody see you. there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pur whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the ****** and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there. there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay down, do you want to mess me up? you want to ***** up the works? you want to blow my book sales in Europe? there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too clever, I only let him out at night sometimes when everybody's asleep. I say, I know that you're there, so don't be sad. then I put him back, but he's singing a little in there, I haven't quite let him die and we sleep together like that with our secret pact and it's nice enough to make a man weep, but I don't weep, do you?
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Bluebird
Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer was leading a lonely life working nights at the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory where he was in charge of loading crates full of fukfoorfiffenfimmers, onto cargo cars destined for the city of Cincinnati. There was such a huge demand for fukfoorfiffenfimmers in the city of Cincinnati, poor Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer worked his hunnyhush to the bone. On one of his few holiday weekends, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer went to a hair salon for a trim. Here he was attended by a hairdresser named, Henrietta Huckhellopolis. Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer instantly fell for the husky-voiced hairdresser. Gaining enough gumption and gallasisgoppingguff needed to bypass beating around the bush of courteous courtship, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer asked Henrietta Huckhellopolis if she wanted to leerlumpaloomp later that evening. "I would love to leerlumpaloomp later this evening," she replied, batting her long lashes lustily. And how those two leerlumpaloomped! They leerlumpaloomped long through the night. They leerlumpaloomped so loudly, the neighbours ended up sticking stuffystoils into their sensilivities, in hopes of drowning out the noise. Nine months later, the lovers were blessed with a litter of lullaloonillies—wot with the loud leerlumpaloomping and all. But, of the seven lullaloonillies, four of them had two lumpalots instead of one. Bolstering himself against drowning in despair at the prospect of having sired freak lullaloonillies, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer helped design fukfoorfiffenfimmers especially meant for lullaloonillies who have two lumpalots instead of one. As the double-lumpalot fukfoorfiffenfimmers were Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer's idea, the owner of the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory gave Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer a forty percent cut of the royalties. *Fortunately some fairy tales come with a happy ending, because the city of Cincinnati was hit with a record number of lullaloonillies born with two lumpalots instead of just the one. The high sales of double-lumpalot fukfoorfiffenfimmers, enabled Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer and Henrietta Huckhellopolis to quit their jobs and buy into the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory. Yes, after getting married, Harry Heironymous and Henrietta Huckhellopolis-Huffenhoffer lived happily hever hafter. So did the lullaloonillies.... including those with two lumpalots instead of one.*
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Sep 6, 2011
Sep 6, 2011 at 1:16 PM UTC
When Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer Met Henrietta Huckhellopolis
Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer was leading a lonely life working nights at the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory where he was in charge of loading crates full of fukfoorfiffenfimmers, onto cargo cars destined for the city of Cincinnati. There was such a huge demand for fukfoorfiffenfimmers in the city of Cincinnati, poor Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer worked his hunnyhush to the bone. On one of his few holiday weekends, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer went to a hair salon for a trim. Here he was attended by a hairdresser named, Henrietta Huckhellopolis. Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer instantly fell for the husky-voiced hairdresser. Gaining enough gumption and gallasisgoppingguff needed to bypass beating around the bush of courteous courtship, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer asked Henrietta Huckhellopolis if she wanted to leerlumpaloomp later that evening. "I would love to leerlumpaloomp later this evening," she replied, batting her long lashes lustily. And how those two leerlumpaloomped! They leerlumpaloomped long through the night. They leerlumpaloomped so loudly, the neighbours ended up sticking stuffystoils into their sensilivities, in hopes of drowning out the noise. Nine months later, the lovers were blessed with a litter of lullaloonillies—wot with the loud leerlumpaloomping and all. But, of the seven lullaloonillies, four of them had two lumpalots instead of one. Bolstering himself against drowning in despair at the prospect of having sired freak lullaloonillies, Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer helped design fukfoorfiffenfimmers especially meant for lullaloonillies who have two lumpalots instead of one. As the double-lumpalot fukfoorfiffenfimmers were Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer's idea, the owner of the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory gave Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer a forty percent cut of the royalties. *Fortunately some fairy tales come with a happy ending, because the city of Cincinnati was hit with a record number of lullaloonillies born with two lumpalots instead of just the one. The high sales of double-lumpalot fukfoorfiffenfimmers, enabled Harry Heironymous Huffenhoffer and Henrietta Huckhellopolis to quit their jobs and buy into the fukfoorfiffenfimmer factory. Yes, after getting married, Harry Heironymous and Henrietta Huckhellopolis-Huffenhoffer lived happily hever hafter. So did the lullaloonillies.... including those with two lumpalots instead of one.*
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~ Ode to Spring ~ Cherry blossoms filled with bloom rhododendron’s sweet perfume warming winds feign summer’s breeze songbirds singing from the trees Open windows, déjà vu sunsets filled with graceful hues families gather on their strolls Mother Nature for the soul Baseball season at the park evenings lifted from the dark daylight savings' finally here patios for wine and beer Cleaning house and planting seeds rebirth fills the days and deeds picnic baskets, hummingbirds poets find their way in words Kaleidoscope of bedding plants shorts in favour over pants farmers markets, garage sales power-wash the decks and rails Hiking, tennis, gardening inhale the freshness of the spring! painters, sculptors shape their art gather here with grateful hearts
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Mar 31, 2019
Mar 31, 2019 at 1:15 PM UTC
Gather here, with grateful hearts
Barefoot, blistered and bleeding She wanders in from the street People stare, flabbergasted Very odd, unheard of in fact She doesn’t know her size So like Cinderella, she tries them on Randomly selecting pretty colours Silvery, glittery heels She twirls for the mirror Sales assistant sighs Wellingtons for the garden If she had one! Satin ice skates She would glide on the icy pond Pretty sandals To feel the sand between her toes Boring, black brogues Perfect! With no pennies in her pocket She wanders back to the street Barefoot, blistered and bleeding
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Jan 27, 2015
Jan 27, 2015 at 5:59 AM UTC
Shoes
She introduced herself, as Sunset. Batted her lashes not to be flirtatious , But to hide that her eyes were wet. All around me were blurred, but beautiful faces. Yet, my eyes only focused on hers The first that I noticed. *When I bought my first camera, From that sales-man down in Alabama. And he taught me how to use it, He said, "see here son, if I was to take your picture I'd set this camera here on portrait. But if I took a picture of that pretty little girl 'cross the road" he said with a smirk "I'd have to set this here camera on Firework"* It's funny how memories work. I think of that man now, of his coffee colored skin and straw hat. I never thought I'd need to know any of that. but right here and now I set that camera to sunset. raise it to my eye And take a picture of Sunset. As if she were a colorful sky. and that's it. some people deserve more than a portrait. And I know, I'm going to take her to a dark room. And see what develops, of her negatives. But first, I want to hear all about her crazy relatives. Who gives her, her beauty? where's she take her dog to groom? The poodle on her leash is a cutie. and what does she doodle on her notebooks? stars or hearts or sugar skulls.... Does she know she's caught me on her fishin' hook? What's she think of me, I'm sure I look dull. Why are her teary eyes so full, About to overflow. There were so many things I wanted to know.... before I took her to a dark room. But it happened And all I found in the picture that developed was gloom. I realized I was her first. And the best night of my life became my worst. because I took something from her she didn't want to give. But I just didn't know that she wouldn't want to live. Keep reading, this ends beautifully. beautifully like a sunset ends a day. But, you have to believe me when I say that's not nearly as beautifully As Sunset ends my hopes and dreams. How she ended her own life With pretty little pink pills. One....Two....Three gripped in her hand they found a picture of me. And now I know, Sunsets are all about Beautiful Endings. It's funny how memories work © copyrighted Nicole Ann Osborn
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Aug 21, 2014
Aug 21, 2014 at 9:16 PM UTC
Sunset
She introduced herself, as Sunset. Batted her lashes not to be flirtatious , But to hide that her eyes were wet. All around me were blurred, but beautiful faces. Yet, my eyes only focused on hers The first that I noticed. *When I bought my first camera, From that sales-man down in Alabama. And he taught me how to use it, He said, "see here son, if I was to take your picture I'd set this camera here on portrait. But if I took a picture of that pretty little girl 'cross the road" he said with a smirk "I'd have to set this here camera on Firework"* It's funny how memories work. I think of that man now, of his coffee colored skin and straw hat. I never thought I'd need to know any of that. but right here and now I set that camera to sunset. raise it to my eye And take a picture of Sunset. As if she were a colorful sky. and that's it. some people deserve more than a portrait. And I know, I'm going to take her to a dark room. And see what develops, of her negatives. But first, I want to hear all about her crazy relatives. Who gives her, her beauty? where's she take her dog to groom? The poodle on her leash is a cutie. and what does she doodle on her notebooks? stars or hearts or sugar skulls.... Does she know she's caught me on her fishin' hook? What's she think of me, I'm sure I look dull. Why are her teary eyes so full, About to overflow. There were so many things I wanted to know.... before I took her to a dark room. But it happened And all I found in the picture that developed was gloom. I realized I was her first. And the best night of my life became my worst. because I took something from her she didn't want to give. But I just didn't know that she wouldn't want to live. Keep reading, this ends beautifully. beautifully like a sunset ends a day. But, you have to believe me when I say that's not nearly as beautifully As Sunset ends my hopes and dreams. How she ended her own life With pretty little pink pills. One....Two....Three gripped in her hand they found a picture of me. And now I know, Sunsets are all about Beautiful Endings. It's funny how memories work © copyrighted Nicole Ann Osborn
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Events Marketing Inform your followers on the latest update of your business. Whenever there are business engagements, such as trade show or conventions, business owners can notify their followers by uploading images on Instagram. Taking pictures and tagging subscribers in the specific location can boost visits and sales. It is important to be creative in taking pictures. Photogene and ColorSplash are the two most commonly used editing application in Instagram. In event marketing, VIP discounts can be offered to subscribers. Contests People are looking for excitement and rewards. Holding a contest as an activity is an exciting engagement to attract audience. Geotagging Instagram users can use the feature of geotagging in order to tag a specific location as to where the images were shot. For business, customers can be more familiar with the location of the business with the geotagging feature. Remember that today, the most successful people are known to take advantage of the social media.
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Nov 17, 2014
Nov 17, 2014 at 5:02 AM UTC
3 Strategies on How To Take Advantage Of Social Media
There are no right answers. The sky rejects the birds, turns them over to gravity, embedding them in the concrete and dirt. The grit refuses to become a pearl, just as the wound refuses to heal and the flesh eats itself. The market sees a sudden spike in sales of Champagne and cyanide. Coordinated efforts seek and fail to curtail the rising tide of violence in the nation's dreaming. You realise that this crude, barbaric language that you can't understand is your own. Beauty glitches and pixelates. Frightened, furtive confessions of love are unheard over proud, visceral proclamations of hate. Tongues divorce mouths. Every now and then, a voice inside your head says, 'Thud.' The measures of sanity become more quantifiable and totally arbitrary. The horizon tightens like a noose. It doesn't matter if this is wrong. There are no right answers.
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Jan 19, 2017
Jan 19, 2017 at 4:40 AM UTC
There Are No Right Answers
Kailangan ko lang ilabas kasi nakita ko tong picture sa Facebook. Inaamin ko madalas sumasayad sa isip ko to. Sino ba naman ang hindi maiisip to kung marealize mo kung gaano ka kahelpless at powerless na baguhin ang paligid mo. Sino ba naman ang hindi makakaisip na baka may mas magandang lugar para sa ating lahat na kung saan masaya tayo. Yung feeling of guilt kung bakit ako nasa loob ng kotse, naka-aircon tapos may batang kakatok sa bintana mo at siya ay walang makain, tapos pag inabutan mo magsasabi padin ng "Thank you po.", sabay bibili ng sundae sa Mcdonald's. Tangina lang diba, kasi bata lang din sila at gusto nila maenjoy ang buhay. Tapos, magmaneho ka lang sa Quezon ave, may kakatok sa bintana mo humihingi pagkain or limos. Tingin ka sa Quiapo may mga matatandang nanlilimos, tapos, masayang masaya pagka binigyan mo ng pagkain, nakakaputangina. Nung nag Davao kami, yung mga nagbebenta ng perlas dun alam **** isang kahig isang tuka ang buhay nila, isang tingin mo lang alam **** sobrang hirap ng buhay. Nakakagago pala talaga ang pakiramdam ng pribelehiyo no? Kasi andun ka lang para mag lamyerda at gumastos ng madaming pera. Yung feeling na nagiinstagram ako ng walang kakwenta-kwentang bagay tapos may namamatay sa gutom sa ibang lugar, may naaabusong ofw sa middle east, yung mga nasa Mindanao napapagitnaan ng gulo. Yung nakikita **** sales lady sa SM na alam **** todo kayod para kumita ng pera sa Maynila pero tangina hindi nabibigyan ng tamang benepisyo at kontraktwal padin. Ang swerte ko. Ang sarap ng buhay ko. Sa sobrang sarap, napakaunfair na at nakakagago na dahil di ko din masabing ayaw ko ang buhay ko, pero ayaw ko din ang mga nakikita ko. Ang labo no? At bilang isang ordinaryong tao, wala kang magagawa para matulungan sila na maglalast sakanya. Hanggang abot ka lang ng barya kasi di mo pwede isacrifice sarili **** kapakanan para sa iba. Dahil ganun na ang mundo ngayon, sarili ko muna bago iba. Pero masisisi mo ba yung pagiisip na ganun kasi may kanya kanya tayong mga problema na dulot ng pagiging myembro ng society? Duwag tayong lahat. Duwag na tumulong sa abot ng makakaya natin kasi takot tayo na baka tayo naman ang mapunta sa ganung kalagayan kapag binigay natin ang lahat. Tulad ko, pasuicide suicide pa pero duwag akong gawin, hanggang sagi lang sa isip ko, tangina ko eh no? Dahil yung nakakatulong lang talaga yung may tunay na tapang. Katulad ni Mother Teresa ang daming tinulungan at inalagaan, pero ironic dahil nawala ang paniniwala nya sa Diyos dahil sa nakita nya nasobrang hirap na dinadanas ng mga taong inaalagaan nya. Putangina ng Mundo. Bakit ba tayo nandito? Pagtapos nito balik na ko sa normal. Tangina nyo.
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Mar 21, 2017
Mar 21, 2017 at 10:20 AM UTC
Putangina Ng Mundo
Kailangan ko lang ilabas kasi nakita ko tong picture sa Facebook. Inaamin ko madalas sumasayad sa isip ko to. Sino ba naman ang hindi maiisip to kung marealize mo kung gaano ka kahelpless at powerless na baguhin ang paligid mo. Sino ba naman ang hindi makakaisip na baka may mas magandang lugar para sa ating lahat na kung saan masaya tayo. Yung feeling of guilt kung bakit ako nasa loob ng kotse, naka-aircon tapos may batang kakatok sa bintana mo at siya ay walang makain, tapos pag inabutan mo magsasabi padin ng "Thank you po.", sabay bibili ng sundae sa Mcdonald's. Tangina lang diba, kasi bata lang din sila at gusto nila maenjoy ang buhay. Tapos, magmaneho ka lang sa Quezon ave, may kakatok sa bintana mo humihingi pagkain or limos. Tingin ka sa Quiapo may mga matatandang nanlilimos, tapos, masayang masaya pagka binigyan mo ng pagkain, nakakaputangina. Nung nag Davao kami, yung mga nagbebenta ng perlas dun alam **** isang kahig isang tuka ang buhay nila, isang tingin mo lang alam **** sobrang hirap ng buhay. Nakakagago pala talaga ang pakiramdam ng pribelehiyo no? Kasi andun ka lang para mag lamyerda at gumastos ng madaming pera. Yung feeling na nagiinstagram ako ng walang kakwenta-kwentang bagay tapos may namamatay sa gutom sa ibang lugar, may naaabusong ofw sa middle east, yung mga nasa Mindanao napapagitnaan ng gulo. Yung nakikita **** sales lady sa SM na alam **** todo kayod para kumita ng pera sa Maynila pero tangina hindi nabibigyan ng tamang benepisyo at kontraktwal padin. Ang swerte ko. Ang sarap ng buhay ko. Sa sobrang sarap, napakaunfair na at nakakagago na dahil di ko din masabing ayaw ko ang buhay ko, pero ayaw ko din ang mga nakikita ko. Ang labo no? At bilang isang ordinaryong tao, wala kang magagawa para matulungan sila na maglalast sakanya. Hanggang abot ka lang ng barya kasi di mo pwede isacrifice sarili **** kapakanan para sa iba. Dahil ganun na ang mundo ngayon, sarili ko muna bago iba. Pero masisisi mo ba yung pagiisip na ganun kasi may kanya kanya tayong mga problema na dulot ng pagiging myembro ng society? Duwag tayong lahat. Duwag na tumulong sa abot ng makakaya natin kasi takot tayo na baka tayo naman ang mapunta sa ganung kalagayan kapag binigay natin ang lahat. Tulad ko, pasuicide suicide pa pero duwag akong gawin, hanggang sagi lang sa isip ko, tangina ko eh no? Dahil yung nakakatulong lang talaga yung may tunay na tapang. Katulad ni Mother Teresa ang daming tinulungan at inalagaan, pero ironic dahil nawala ang paniniwala nya sa Diyos dahil sa nakita nya nasobrang hirap na dinadanas ng mga taong inaalagaan nya. Putangina ng Mundo. Bakit ba tayo nandito? Pagtapos nito balik na ko sa normal. Tangina nyo.
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The pavement having a merchandise name Merchandising sales being the aim Markdowns throughout any retail store The array of assortments a consumer just can’t ignore Yet watch how the consumer spends their money The consumer will be broke, but certainly not the only Plastic credit cards that could get you into trouble This could cause your interest rates to double But I one should only buy what they actually need However unnecessary things with no need to proceed Retail prices coming from a Buyer’s advice Watch the price and shopping being wise Fashion designers with a eye for your appeal and style All through the theory the consumer is thinking during while Well retail stores have much they want the consumer to explore But with prices slashed here and over there, the consumer becomes not being sure Perhaps having will power is something no one should ignore Money saved with nothing being spent No question needing to be asked as to where your money went.
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Oct 27, 2015
Oct 27, 2015 at 6:37 PM UTC
THE RETAIL CONSUMER AFFAIR
THERE'S RUDOLPH, FROSTY, SANTA CLAUS AND GOOD OLD EBENEEZER THERE'S CAROLS SUNG BY EVERYONE FROM KISS ON THROUGH TO WHEEZER THERE'S CD'S OUT FROM NAT KING COLE, THE BOSTON POPS HAVE TWO THERE'S  ONE OUT  NEIL DIAMOND WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE OLD NEIL'S A JEW THE STORES HAVE TINSEL EVERYWHERE, THEIR TREES TOO,LOOKING NICE THERE'S WRAPPING PAPER, CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND EVEN PLASTIC ICE THEY ATTACK YOUR SENSES CONSTANTLY, THEY MUST THINK I'M A FOOL FOR ALL THIS STUFF IS ON DISPLAY, BEFORE THE KIDS GO BACK TO SCHOOL THERE'S A RASTAFARIAN SANTA CLAUS WITH DREADLOCKS KNOWN AS "STONEY" GENETICALLY ALTERED TURKEY MEAT THAT TASTES JUST LIKE BALONEY PEOPLE DON'T BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS THEY SEEM TO JUST GIVE MONEY SO THEY GO SHOPPING BOXING DAY, AND THIS I FIND QUITE FUNNY THE CHARITIES ARE ON THE PHONE AND AT YOUR DOOR EACH NIGHT THEY WORK YOU WITH SOME CHRISTMAS GUILT, AND SAY "IT'S ONLY RIGHT" TO DONATE TO UNFORTUNATES AND THEIR FOLKS NEED IT MOST" AS THEY FLASH THEIR SMILES, FAKE I/D'S BEFORE THEIR PHONY BOAST PEOPLE SHOP AND BUY AND BUY AND THEN THEY ALL RE-GIFT MOST TIMES YOU'LL GET CHRISTMAS CAKE, THAT'S REALLY HARD TO LIFT YOU WORK O.T. AND DO YOUR BEST, YOUR CHRISTMAS CASH TO SAVE AND YOU SMILE WHEN YOU GET YOUR GIFT, AND IT'S THE ONE YOU GAVE CHRISTMAS IS LESS FESTIVE AND TO ME IT'S GOTTEN RATHER CLINICAL WITH SCHEDULES MADE AND SALES AND THINGS, IT'S MADE ME RATHER CYNICAL TO SAY WHAT CHRISTMAS REALLY MEANS, I READ THOMAS ACQUINAS BUT INSTEAD, I'LL USE A QUOTE FROM SHCULTZ'S PROPHET LINUS ..."AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS WITH THE ANGEL A MULTITUDE OF THE HEAVENLY HOST PRAISING GOD AND SAYING "GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST, AND ON EARTH PEACE, GOODWILL TOWARD MEN."" AND THAT IS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT....PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
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May 30, 2012
May 30, 2012 at 3:13 PM UTC
The True Meaning of Christmas (Thank you Linus) EDITED
THERE'S RUDOLPH, FROSTY, SANTA CLAUS AND GOOD OLD EBENEEZER THERE'S CAROLS SUNG BY EVERYONE FROM KISS ON THROUGH TO WHEEZER THERE'S CD'S OUT FROM NAT KING COLE, THE BOSTON POPS HAVE TWO THERE'S  ONE OUT  NEIL DIAMOND WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE OLD NEIL'S A JEW THE STORES HAVE TINSEL EVERYWHERE, THEIR TREES TOO,LOOKING NICE THERE'S WRAPPING PAPER, CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND EVEN PLASTIC ICE THEY ATTACK YOUR SENSES CONSTANTLY, THEY MUST THINK I'M A FOOL FOR ALL THIS STUFF IS ON DISPLAY, BEFORE THE KIDS GO BACK TO SCHOOL THERE'S A RASTAFARIAN SANTA CLAUS WITH DREADLOCKS KNOWN AS "STONEY" GENETICALLY ALTERED TURKEY MEAT THAT TASTES JUST LIKE BALONEY PEOPLE DON'T BUY CHRISTMAS GIFTS THEY SEEM TO JUST GIVE MONEY SO THEY GO SHOPPING BOXING DAY, AND THIS I FIND QUITE FUNNY THE CHARITIES ARE ON THE PHONE AND AT YOUR DOOR EACH NIGHT THEY WORK YOU WITH SOME CHRISTMAS GUILT, AND SAY "IT'S ONLY RIGHT" TO DONATE TO UNFORTUNATES AND THEIR FOLKS NEED IT MOST" AS THEY FLASH THEIR SMILES, FAKE I/D'S BEFORE THEIR PHONY BOAST PEOPLE SHOP AND BUY AND BUY AND THEN THEY ALL RE-GIFT MOST TIMES YOU'LL GET CHRISTMAS CAKE, THAT'S REALLY HARD TO LIFT YOU WORK O.T. AND DO YOUR BEST, YOUR CHRISTMAS CASH TO SAVE AND YOU SMILE WHEN YOU GET YOUR GIFT, AND IT'S THE ONE YOU GAVE CHRISTMAS IS LESS FESTIVE AND TO ME IT'S GOTTEN RATHER CLINICAL WITH SCHEDULES MADE AND SALES AND THINGS, IT'S MADE ME RATHER CYNICAL TO SAY WHAT CHRISTMAS REALLY MEANS, I READ THOMAS ACQUINAS BUT INSTEAD, I'LL USE A QUOTE FROM SHCULTZ'S PROPHET LINUS ..."AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS WITH THE ANGEL A MULTITUDE OF THE HEAVENLY HOST PRAISING GOD AND SAYING "GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST, AND ON EARTH PEACE, GOODWILL TOWARD MEN."" AND THAT IS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT....PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
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Time to be in Tune with my own Best Dad Much would it take to cause Celebration Sermons apart, yet Insights I just had Took me some Yards taped for Inspiration Rarely such Species can just Understand The Skirted *** most Males eliminate Still most Sires force their Sons on Demand To spout their Seeds for Pride to propagate If you can recall those Sales-Slips within How Footed and Devote your Presence was Tri-Dimed Corporate; Or Sea-Tigers therein Is just the Greeting Card I'll Love at last. Senior come hither; In Prime Deposit Father my Mentor; In Wisdom ask it.
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Mar 9, 2013
Mar 9, 2013 at 5:08 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE: JESUS ***** C. MANDREZA JR.
I moved a few years ago To the upper state of Vermont Although the place is beautiful At times it can be one great big yawn That's when we put our heads together Me and my best friend Shawn And came up with the great idea To start a Hippie Farm Our noggins were a knocking Not sure how this could be done Do Hippies come from packs of seeds Or like flowers, in a bunch And can you start them off by grafting Like they do on Apple Farms Where you get rows and rows of Hippies From just a single one That's when Shawn remembered this mail order magazine That we took out and took a look inside It came with an assortment of Hippies From Raw to Roasted to Highly Deep Fried So we sat and weighed all of our options And ordered a bushel of Hippies alive Then we set out cultivating the fields Till the day our Hippies arrived The package  arrived a few days later In an old beat up VW Bus With psychedelic smoke pouring from the windows Pretty sure they all came buzzed Of course Hippies don't come with instructions Only bell bottom jeans and old Jefferson Airplane tapes Can't tell you how many Hippies we went through Before we learned from our mistakes Like don't plant a Hippie face first in the dirt They need a bit of air to breath And they don't like to be over watered Just dust them off when you feel the need Now that the farm is up and running We seem to have come into our own We've even come up with  a way of branding Some of the Hippies that we've grown We started selling them in flavors Like Ben and Jerry's down the street From our Abbie Hoffman Radical Cherry To our Hendrix Hazy Purple Berry Treat But it's our Groovy Rainbow Roundup Hippie Whose sales have never let us down In fact I'd put that Hippie up against Anybody else's Hippie in town I've never been much of one to brag But we're known on the East coast, up and down We've had people as far away as Florida Come and buy our Hippies by the pound So next time your up in Vermont Stop in and take a tour and watch us grow Don't forget to stop by our gift shop And purchase your very own Hippie to take home
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Feb 8, 2014
Feb 8, 2014 at 9:57 AM UTC
~Hippie Farm~
I moved a few years ago To the upper state of Vermont Although the place is beautiful At times it can be one great big yawn That's when we put our heads together Me and my best friend Shawn And came up with the great idea To start a Hippie Farm Our noggins were a knocking Not sure how this could be done Do Hippies come from packs of seeds Or like flowers, in a bunch And can you start them off by grafting Like they do on Apple Farms Where you get rows and rows of Hippies From just a single one That's when Shawn remembered this mail order magazine That we took out and took a look inside It came with an assortment of Hippies From Raw to Roasted to Highly Deep Fried So we sat and weighed all of our options And ordered a bushel of Hippies alive Then we set out cultivating the fields Till the day our Hippies arrived The package  arrived a few days later In an old beat up VW Bus With psychedelic smoke pouring from the windows Pretty sure they all came buzzed Of course Hippies don't come with instructions Only bell bottom jeans and old Jefferson Airplane tapes Can't tell you how many Hippies we went through Before we learned from our mistakes Like don't plant a Hippie face first in the dirt They need a bit of air to breath And they don't like to be over watered Just dust them off when you feel the need Now that the farm is up and running We seem to have come into our own We've even come up with  a way of branding Some of the Hippies that we've grown We started selling them in flavors Like Ben and Jerry's down the street From our Abbie Hoffman Radical Cherry To our Hendrix Hazy Purple Berry Treat But it's our Groovy Rainbow Roundup Hippie Whose sales have never let us down In fact I'd put that Hippie up against Anybody else's Hippie in town I've never been much of one to brag But we're known on the East coast, up and down We've had people as far away as Florida Come and buy our Hippies by the pound So next time your up in Vermont Stop in and take a tour and watch us grow Don't forget to stop by our gift shop And purchase your very own Hippie to take home
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While yes, I have a résumé It does no justice describing mé So I'll leave this here for all to see All I ask is please hire me I'm great with sales and communication I can create tales with no hesitation Been fixing PCs since '99 Right after I broke all of mine I don't do drugs I don't cause fights I won't give shrugs to new insights I can Photoshop best selling ads and tell corny jokes just like most dads I write HTML and CSS I can kinda spell At least try my best Started my first business in 5th grade Profiting from the paper airplane trade I'm a fast learner, a problem solver, a trust earner, an idea causer, a spreadsheet slayer, a real team player While I'm no photography guru I've actually had a paid gig or two Dove into video editing way back when MySpace was a thing Oh yeah. Plus I'm proficient with Microsoft Office.
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Nov 2, 2018
Nov 2, 2018 at 2:17 AM UTC
Please Hire Me
The great dictatorship of the futon A hybrid beast not truly made for two Cover play turned treatised malice The brilliance of cold imposed on waking To find no roses just pillows between Lying nestled in inert ecstasy Singing rusty hist'ries, its a sales job For the masses Know that it will return No wit like the brain before sleep sets in No sight like a deaf dreamers providence No solution like the one no one wants To drift away and return on waking The day seems touched to find us divided A restful sleep met with a restless heart
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Nov 11, 2012
Nov 11, 2012 at 8:45 PM UTC
The Great Dictatorship of the Futon
Stuffed seals. Sits shelf, soaking sunshine, standing sentry, soliciting smiles. Shoppers smitten, strike smiles, spending silver. Storied seals, send shoppers shrilling. Somewhere, seamstresses stitch supplementary shipments, shaking store, sustaining sales. Sales staff splendidly stock shelf. Seamlessly. Such salvation, seals seeks. Successfully, seashells. Logan Robertson 8/1/2018
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Aug 1, 2018
Aug 1, 2018 at 7:53 PM UTC
Successfully Seashells
12/30/2013 I Met the **** Hater Have you ever seen someone so beautiful that you felt like crying? Have you ever felt so utterly Disgusted by someone that you wished they were dying? Do you think I feel gay guts and gayness in my genes? Or did society manufacture me - one of their gay liberal machines. I'm not sure which is better, Either  way you'll make me a martyr. But I'll be your Hester Prynne baby with my Big Gay Letter. I cannot erase that look on his face. when he told me **** **** Go Away. I'll punch you in the face just for being Gay. A separation of message and mind. Hateful judgment is not hard to find. When I stand in the shower, or sit down on a park bench, I'm a **** to him clear as gay. It's like he thinks I ate some magic flower. My girlfriends don't fare much better - to him called a bar ***** This guy is the part of society that makes being gay scary to say. He thinks Gays making out in public can't be allowed. He thinks Legalized gay marriages should be disavowed. He thinks Animal *** ********** and ****** are because of gays. He thinks Gay **** between two women might be more okay. He thinks *** should **** more gay people. He thinks Criminalizing ****** would make things more equal. He thinks Adam's choice of Eve or Steve is all that matters. He doesn't care about myself, or your heart's fragile rathers. This man is the **** Hater. Not a rare breed at all. He could be your waiter, or your teacher, maybe even your sales assistant at the mall. I Met the **** Hater, while I made out with a guy at the bar. The **** Hater was kinda old, yet strong and tall. But I didn't fall down. or become dehumanized. When I caught a glimpse of his face and saw that utter look of Disgust that I just cannot erase. I saw it in his face - the **** Hater's 'Homo Hate.'
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Dec 30, 2013
Dec 30, 2013 at 6:58 PM UTC
I Met the **** Hater
12/30/2013 I Met the **** Hater Have you ever seen someone so beautiful that you felt like crying? Have you ever felt so utterly Disgusted by someone that you wished they were dying? Do you think I feel gay guts and gayness in my genes? Or did society manufacture me - one of their gay liberal machines. I'm not sure which is better, Either  way you'll make me a martyr. But I'll be your Hester Prynne baby with my Big Gay Letter. I cannot erase that look on his face. when he told me **** **** Go Away. I'll punch you in the face just for being Gay. A separation of message and mind. Hateful judgment is not hard to find. When I stand in the shower, or sit down on a park bench, I'm a **** to him clear as gay. It's like he thinks I ate some magic flower. My girlfriends don't fare much better - to him called a bar ***** This guy is the part of society that makes being gay scary to say. He thinks Gays making out in public can't be allowed. He thinks Legalized gay marriages should be disavowed. He thinks Animal *** ********** and ****** are because of gays. He thinks Gay **** between two women might be more okay. He thinks *** should **** more gay people. He thinks Criminalizing ****** would make things more equal. He thinks Adam's choice of Eve or Steve is all that matters. He doesn't care about myself, or your heart's fragile rathers. This man is the **** Hater. Not a rare breed at all. He could be your waiter, or your teacher, maybe even your sales assistant at the mall. I Met the **** Hater, while I made out with a guy at the bar. The **** Hater was kinda old, yet strong and tall. But I didn't fall down. or become dehumanized. When I caught a glimpse of his face and saw that utter look of Disgust that I just cannot erase. I saw it in his face - the **** Hater's 'Homo Hate.'
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Title #1: Dear Hi-Chews (Morinaga & Co.), Laughy-Taffy’s Fun Always incorporate a pun Yours need a haiku Title #2: Hi-Chew 2.0 Our sells would just sore But the brandings a bore, solved: Include a haiku Title #3: Mango Flavor Hi-chews are yummy But the mango is nasty Discontinue Please Title #4: Sales Hi-chew sells are down When Laughy-taffy’s around Add a fun Haiku
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May 21, 2018
May 21, 2018 at 1:30 AM UTC
Hi-Chew Haikus
A blunt start It's Monday blues Aching heart Searching for clues Wondering eyes Scheduled meetings More sales lies More customer cheatings Gloomy, rainy, breezy day Good morning, morning all passes say My mind is rolling over thinking My eyes heavy, dosing and sinking O' I hope it was another holiday Another day in bed, dreaming all the way But Monday always comes again Ruining my week, giving me pain Same people, same desk, job loads Traffic queuing on the roads O' this laziness I need coffee, to focus on today's business Monday! Monday! Fly away fast Till Friday comes, with a party blast... ©sim
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Sep 18, 2017
Sep 18, 2017 at 2:05 AM UTC
Monday Blues
Screaming What's the use----?? Flower of the Graces "The Tenth Muse" "Everyday Use It" The earth revolves Around the sun Minerals Love it Drink it vitamin C Mass of energy A-B-C The gravity every day We cannot use it_ Became the play money Copied tainted not the Bee's honey here's The everyday economy One lick of hope the envelope not much company Everyday- Einsteins Big profit scope The brainstorm Reign All signs detour cabin Choo Choo train caboose You nailed it the moose One footloose The one-man show Two women know The odds to their advantage Someone is the traitor Mom is the Tailor The zigzag lines Crazy cat felines  "That's It"  punctuality, Use your capability "Technet Technology" take a walk favorite park Shiba Inu rollover The bad ones the Millionaires homes flip over the do or dare We cannot pay NYC token fare Words are our power For Sale quick sales Being sold Too hot whats cold Those emails trying to delete (More casualties Tombstone mummies Democracy leading us like dummies chewing Bear Valentine gummies) Like the "Elephant Stampede" New Orleans parade Every day please donate We never know about our fate too early or late Every day new Providence Demon computer virus Love comes with confidence Love yourself and Venus Apples and oranges minus Use it You have a voice!!! City clean up cockroaches Swap your fake Rolex Watchtower index Trump tower complex "Eiffel Tower Use It" to be kissed Every day we need to cleanse The "Godly Shower" be blessed Practical Everday Use It Magical write poetically Precisely the right piece puzzle You are the one World it's you to dazzle*
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Feb 2, 2019
Feb 2, 2019 at 9:54 AM UTC
Everyday Use IT
Screaming What's the use----?? Flower of the Graces "The Tenth Muse" "Everyday Use It" The earth revolves Around the sun Minerals Love it Drink it vitamin C Mass of energy A-B-C The gravity every day We cannot use it_ Became the play money Copied tainted not the Bee's honey here's The everyday economy One lick of hope the envelope not much company Everyday- Einsteins Big profit scope The brainstorm Reign All signs detour cabin Choo Choo train caboose You nailed it the moose One footloose The one-man show Two women know The odds to their advantage Someone is the traitor Mom is the Tailor The zigzag lines Crazy cat felines  "That's It"  punctuality, Use your capability "Technet Technology" take a walk favorite park Shiba Inu rollover The bad ones the Millionaires homes flip over the do or dare We cannot pay NYC token fare Words are our power For Sale quick sales Being sold Too hot whats cold Those emails trying to delete (More casualties Tombstone mummies Democracy leading us like dummies chewing Bear Valentine gummies) Like the "Elephant Stampede" New Orleans parade Every day please donate We never know about our fate too early or late Every day new Providence Demon computer virus Love comes with confidence Love yourself and Venus Apples and oranges minus Use it You have a voice!!! City clean up cockroaches Swap your fake Rolex Watchtower index Trump tower complex "Eiffel Tower Use It" to be kissed Every day we need to cleanse The "Godly Shower" be blessed Practical Everday Use It Magical write poetically Precisely the right piece puzzle You are the one World it's you to dazzle*
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The bus rumbles on, it is an over crowded one - not an unusual sight - she stands in the space reserved for women, there's hardly any room to breathe. The broadcaster on radio shows off her gift of the gab, a popular film song follows; a gush of wind through the window brings along smoke, dust and other such components of 'city-air'. She looks out to see impressive malls, entrances to which, witness beggars pursuing well dressed gentry, in the hope of a penny or two; billboards advertise latest discount offers appealing to her consumerist instincts; constant honking of vehicles, music blaring from an auto nearby - these are common sounds she is accustomed to. The bus halts with a jolt, she steps down, tries to make her way, through the crowd avoiding hawkers lunging at her from every side, eager to make sales; the smell of pakodas fills the air, autos carrying seven or eight passengers limp away, surreptitiously, at the sight of khaki clad men. Out of the blue, an elbow knocks into her chest, she turns to look at the lout - lecherous eyes mock at her impotent fury - she mouths standard abuses, walks away as if unruffled. For this was not the first instance, "Won't be the last either.", she thinks at the back of her mind, her heart chooses not to agree though. She moves on, pushing, shoving, cursing her way through 'Battleground India'.
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Oct 25, 2012
Oct 25, 2012 at 3:08 AM UTC
Life in a Metro
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the hoard, Of all their gifts from yesterday, they are already bored But here they come a'shopping for they think that they need more The hoard keeps marching on! Geez, I'm glad I don't work retail Geez, I'm glad I don't work retail It would be like being in hell I'm glad that I am home It's boxing day at Wal-mart and the time is getting near For people to come shopping with the ones they love so dear By three o'clock they're fighting and their wishing for a beer The hoard keeps marching on (chourus) The returns desk is not open and the crowd is getting mad They're all returning presents that they got for mum and dad They all are saying this year is the worst they've ever had The hoard keeps marching on (chorus) The deals, they are exceptional, in fact they're really great The things you bought for 90 bucks, today they sell for 8 If you find one that fits perfectly, you chalk it up to fate The hoard keeps marching on. (chorus) I sit at home and laught about the people at the sales And cringe and drink more alcohol when I think about their tales Of how they fought the crowds off just to buy a box of nails The hoard keeps marching on (chorus) It seems to me that Christmas now is on the twenty sixth That the story about Jesus is no more than just a myth My tongue is numb from drinking and I really need a kith The hoard keeps marching on. Glory, Glory Hallelujah Glory, Glory Hallelujah Glory, Glory Hallelujah I'm glad that I stayed home!!
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May 30, 2012
May 30, 2012 at 3:05 PM UTC
The Boxing Day Hymn
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the hoard, Of all their gifts from yesterday, they are already bored But here they come a'shopping for they think that they need more The hoard keeps marching on! Geez, I'm glad I don't work retail Geez, I'm glad I don't work retail It would be like being in hell I'm glad that I am home It's boxing day at Wal-mart and the time is getting near For people to come shopping with the ones they love so dear By three o'clock they're fighting and their wishing for a beer The hoard keeps marching on (chourus) The returns desk is not open and the crowd is getting mad They're all returning presents that they got for mum and dad They all are saying this year is the worst they've ever had The hoard keeps marching on (chorus) The deals, they are exceptional, in fact they're really great The things you bought for 90 bucks, today they sell for 8 If you find one that fits perfectly, you chalk it up to fate The hoard keeps marching on. (chorus) I sit at home and laught about the people at the sales And cringe and drink more alcohol when I think about their tales Of how they fought the crowds off just to buy a box of nails The hoard keeps marching on (chorus) It seems to me that Christmas now is on the twenty sixth That the story about Jesus is no more than just a myth My tongue is numb from drinking and I really need a kith The hoard keeps marching on. Glory, Glory Hallelujah Glory, Glory Hallelujah Glory, Glory Hallelujah I'm glad that I stayed home!!
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I can't wait 'til Nightfalls Tonight I will Construct nightmares So insane Phantoms couldn't fathom Fantasies make foul turns Fascination fails You'll frail frantically Your chain of the thoughts Become a train Derailed From Loco motives Your emotions Are now Monstrous motifs Built moments Before happiness You'll stare In terror eyes Scared as cats You scratch Along the wood floor Forced Through dark corridors The doors Horror tore off the hinges You're inches away From no longer living As soon As you've given Yourself away I take And make worse! Death dances At arms lengths I've never seen someone so anxious To reach Too anguished to speak How shall I satisfy? This shallow heart Is empty But simply filled the rows Of this cathedral With people Who payed To see the price You've payed I guess, Hell sales This thriller will terrify Eye's should stay confined When I Comply to my conscience Can science comfort you It claims this isn't real Well It really helped me Make you feel Comfortable enough To sleep Deeply Anesthesia Will be the Reason for your sweet retreat As soon as your Sound asleep I'll compile vile thoughts And send you on a journey With intent Of you never returning A one-way trip From float, freight or flight As long as it brings Fright By mars at night Where nightmares Are the day And you're fearful of it's sight
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Nov 1, 2010
Nov 1, 2010 at 11:37 PM UTC
The Nightmare Promoter
Is it acting or adapting? smiling for the show of customers: bright, dapper, cheery and proud - pushing product with a knowing smile, words animated, confident and collected. once they leave i sit and ponder, I see the stars in their films and admire from afar, lamenting that I cannot act - but can I?
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Mar 4, 2016
Mar 4, 2016 at 1:38 PM UTC
Cinema of Sales