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"neighbour" poems
To **** or not to **** that’s the ******* question: Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings Or to take action against a bellyful of gas, And by farting pump one out? To strain, to bloat No more; and by a mighty outburst we’ll end The gut’s ache, and the thousand natural stenches That the **** is heir to, 'tis a resolution Right devoutly to be wish'd. To **** to **** But perchance to **** there's the ******* problem; For in that mighty **** of doom what turds may come, When we have let the little beauty out from mortal tail, Must give us pause; there's the danger That makes calamity of the farter’s life; For who would bear the sneers and mocks of men, The neighbour’s shock, the lover’s curling lip, The pangs of horrid stench, the ******* o’erflowing, The leaking **** orifice, and the drips, Impatient strainings that the tragic farter makes, When he himself might sweet easance make With a careful prodding finger? Who would a ******** wear, Grunting and sweating with noisome convulsions, But that the dread of solids after air-release, The undiscover'd oozings, from whose delivery No toilet visitor recovers, puzzles the will, And makes us bear the bellyache we have Than fly to others we know not of? Thus indigestion does make cowards of us all; And then the native heave of constipation Is sicklied o'er with the pale fear of defecation; And enterprises of both ******* and crapping With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of exciting toilet action.
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Mar 23, 2015
Mar 23, 2015 at 2:25 PM UTC
Hamlet's Toilet Problems
To **** or not to **** that’s the ******* question: Whether 'tis nobler in the bowels to suffer The twists and turns of outrageous rumblings Or to take action against a bellyful of gas, And by farting pump one out? To strain, to bloat No more; and by a mighty outburst we’ll end The gut’s ache, and the thousand natural stenches That the **** is heir to, 'tis a resolution Right devoutly to be wish'd. To **** to **** But perchance to **** there's the ******* problem; For in that mighty **** of doom what turds may come, When we have let the little beauty out from mortal tail, Must give us pause; there's the danger That makes calamity of the farter’s life; For who would bear the sneers and mocks of men, The neighbour’s shock, the lover’s curling lip, The pangs of horrid stench, the ******* o’erflowing, The leaking **** orifice, and the drips, Impatient strainings that the tragic farter makes, When he himself might sweet easance make With a careful prodding finger? Who would a ******** wear, Grunting and sweating with noisome convulsions, But that the dread of solids after air-release, The undiscover'd oozings, from whose delivery No toilet visitor recovers, puzzles the will, And makes us bear the bellyache we have Than fly to others we know not of? Thus indigestion does make cowards of us all; And then the native heave of constipation Is sicklied o'er with the pale fear of defecation; And enterprises of both ******* and crapping With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of exciting toilet action.
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The head fuckery of societies rules. The indoctrination in our schools has led to the homeless on our streets while politicians count their seats. The privileged few, too rich to mention fail to reveal their true intention. The NHS setup to break by psychopaths all on the take. Big business stripped of all its gold, no pension funds left for the old. Big pharma, they don't miss a trick, they're making you & I feel sick. They push the pills that ring the tills even though they know it kills. With the best advice and greatest will our kids are on **** & fentanyl. While we're divided black & white, we'd never stand up to their might So take your neighbour, hold their hand and together we'll reclaim our land. Poetry by Kaydee.
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Jun 17, 2018
Jun 17, 2018 at 11:36 PM UTC
Divided, Not Yet Conquered.
This world is divided By boundaries Of love, Of hate, Of differences Due to this, People suffer, with pain And laugh, with joy But most just complain Yet, when looked at closely, One will notice, The brush marks left, By who created the circles; The one we call society Brothers have turned on brother, Neighbour on neighbour, Child on child, Because of this word: Different. Black or brown, White or asian, All are divided With words of segregation But really, Arent we all the same? Human is our name And humanity should be our game Yet, no, The world goes on to display And point out the flaws in one another Because of this word: Different. In the end, This world is divided, By no one else, But ourselves.
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Jan 14, 2014
Jan 14, 2014 at 9:58 PM UTC
Segregation
As the moon shines And the stars decorate the sky, A lonely owl hymns While the bats fly. Lightning bugs scatter around Like will-o'-the-wisps at night, Without any sound Oh, what a delight! The neighbour's hound is on guard She will not allow anyone to pass, No one is allowed in her yard At this hour, only a fool will walk on her grass. Her howl pierces the air Bringing an end to the silence, She announces she won't share She will not tolerate any form of violence. Across the street, few floors above Two players are taking their turns, In the famous game of push and shove While a tiny candle burns. Tanay Sengupta, Copyright © 2018. All Rights Reserved
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Sep 8, 2018
Sep 8, 2018 at 4:06 PM UTC
Late night ramblings
*I want to touch you I really want to But I'm afraid That I'll lose you If I ever do... I want to touch you You always let me play With your hair But what if I said That I want to touch you elsewhere... I want to touch you I want to stroke your cheek While looking into your eyes I wanna know how it feels To feel your lips against mine.... I want to touch you I really do I wanna let my hands Run all over you To feel every muscle and every bone... I want to touch you And I want to feel you too I want to feel your hands All over me Feeling my curves... I want to touch you Would you let me If I asked you? Or should I skip the asking And then just do it?... I want to touch you To let my tongue Tickle the edge of your ear To let my hands Run down between your legs... I want to touch you I want our bodies To be tangled together Let's make the neighbour angry Because of the noises we're making... I want to touch you I want to press my body Against yours I want to stay close to you For hours... I want to touch you I relly want to But I fear That I'll lose you If I ever do...*
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May 29, 2016
May 29, 2016 at 4:08 PM UTC
I Want To Touch You...
I use technology to take me to a time when it only half-existed. In a blue-shell room of mega-pixel photographs and rolling news feeds, I can put on my headphones and disappear into an instrumental Sunday. There are stamp collectors making their lazy way over beaten roads and disused railways. 'Surrender' only means to fall asleep and to leave your book as a hut on your bedside table. Where war may still go on and on, but at least you don't have to hear about it. Show me the place where pine-cones fall and women stare across the river. Where coffee is for taste, and not self-medication. I want to walk bare-foot and feel thorns toughen my heels, infect my blood with Earth or God or Any Other Name. We will **** in the bushes, singing those fragments of Leonard Cohen lyrics that we can still remember from times spent smoking in my room. I can almost feel that pointless happiness. That location in a canopy to retreat when the bills are due, when the walls needs re-painting. When the neighbour strangles puppies and all you do is complain about the time. I use new music set to old sounds: freed slaves living in the cross-hairs of tradition. White lovers breaking their hearts over guitar strings and harmonies, always a semi-tone apart. I find your hair on my pillow. There is no technology in the world to distract me from that.
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Aug 30, 2014
Aug 30, 2014 at 6:29 PM UTC
Technology Drive
It was my thirtieth year to heaven Woke to my hearing from harbour and neighbour wood And the mussel pooled and the heron Priested shore The morning beckon With water praying and call of seagull and rook And the knock of sailing boats on the net webbed wall Myself to set foot That second In the still sleeping town and set forth. My birthday began with the water- Birds and the birds of the winged trees flying my name Above the farms and the white horses And I rose In rainy autumn And walked abroad in a shower of all my days. High tide and the heron dived when I took the road Over the border And the gates Of the town closed as the town awoke. A springful of larks in a rolling Cloud and the roadside bushes brimming with whistling Blackbirds and the sun of October Summery On the hill's shoulder, Here were fond climates and sweet singers suddenly Come in the morning where I wandered and listened To the rain wringing Wind blow cold In the wood faraway under me. Pale rain over the dwindling harbour And over the sea wet church the size of a snail With its horns through mist and the castle Brown as owls But all the gardens Of spring and summer were blooming in the tall tales Beyond the border and under the lark full cloud. There could I marvel My birthday Away but the weather turned around. It turned away from the blithe country And down the other air and the blue altered sky Streamed again a wonder of summer With apples Pears and red currants And I saw in the turning so clearly a child's Forgotten mornings when he walked with his mother Through the parables Of sun light And the legends of the green chapels And the twice told fields of infancy That his tears burned my cheeks and his heart moved in mine. These were the woods the river and sea Where a boy In the listening Summertime of the dead whispered the truth of his joy To the trees and the stones and the fish in the tide. And the mystery Sang alive Still in the water and singingbirds. And there could I marvel my birthday Away but the weather turned around. And the true Joy of the long dead child sang burning In the sun. It was my thirtieth Year to heaven stood there then in the summer noon Though the town below lay leaved with October blood. O may my heart's truth Still be sung On this high hill in a year's turning.
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Poem In October
It was my thirtieth year to heaven Woke to my hearing from harbour and neighbour wood And the mussel pooled and the heron Priested shore The morning beckon With water praying and call of seagull and rook And the knock of sailing boats on the net webbed wall Myself to set foot That second In the still sleeping town and set forth. My birthday began with the water- Birds and the birds of the winged trees flying my name Above the farms and the white horses And I rose In rainy autumn And walked abroad in a shower of all my days. High tide and the heron dived when I took the road Over the border And the gates Of the town closed as the town awoke. A springful of larks in a rolling Cloud and the roadside bushes brimming with whistling Blackbirds and the sun of October Summery On the hill's shoulder, Here were fond climates and sweet singers suddenly Come in the morning where I wandered and listened To the rain wringing Wind blow cold In the wood faraway under me. Pale rain over the dwindling harbour And over the sea wet church the size of a snail With its horns through mist and the castle Brown as owls But all the gardens Of spring and summer were blooming in the tall tales Beyond the border and under the lark full cloud. There could I marvel My birthday Away but the weather turned around. It turned away from the blithe country And down the other air and the blue altered sky Streamed again a wonder of summer With apples Pears and red currants And I saw in the turning so clearly a child's Forgotten mornings when he walked with his mother Through the parables Of sun light And the legends of the green chapels And the twice told fields of infancy That his tears burned my cheeks and his heart moved in mine. These were the woods the river and sea Where a boy In the listening Summertime of the dead whispered the truth of his joy To the trees and the stones and the fish in the tide. And the mystery Sang alive Still in the water and singingbirds. And there could I marvel my birthday Away but the weather turned around. And the true Joy of the long dead child sang burning In the sun. It was my thirtieth Year to heaven stood there then in the summer noon Though the town below lay leaved with October blood. O may my heart's truth Still be sung On this high hill in a year's turning.
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If you'd been here When I was young, You'd not forget What we'd have done. We'd climb roofs, Jump in the river, ****** neighbour's pears, Then skedaddle, Laughing with sweat-matted hair, Wiping off those grown-up cares. We'd bumper-jump in four inch snow, And never let our parents know. Oh, such fun we two would do, If I could stay as young as you. We'd skate and bike, Play street ball, Act up in school, Stand in the hall; We'd hike with jars Along country brooks, Read and trade Our comic books. Lie in the sand, Burn in the sun, Forgetting it was time for home. We'd never tire of our treats, And often we'd forget to eat Because we're having all our fun: If you'd been here when I was young. We'd play Tag and Red Rover, Flags and Chase, Then have sleep-overs. We'd swap tomorrow For daily pearls, Then swap each other For pretty girls. We'd be up to our shenanigans, Sleep the sleep, Then start again. This is the way We'd have our fun, If you'd been here When I was young. But now you're here, And I'm much older, The things we'd do You'll do with others; But when you need a  boost to climb, This old man has a shoulder. Yes, I'll sure have lots of fun, For you're here now. That keeps me young.
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Aug 20, 2016
Aug 20, 2016 at 8:55 AM UTC
If You'd Been Here When I Was Young
.      ...is a fragile little thing,      that most tend to overlook.      Small word with a **** big meaning*.      Some may uphold it; some may      conveniently have it mistook... Trust...      ...is in the grasp of the unknown      stranger,      that helps you up when you've fallen      down. Trust...      ...is the pact between you and the cab      driver,      as he takes you to where you want to      be, across town. Trust...      ...the bough on which your swing does      sit.      Pray that it doesn't break as you enjoy      its joyous ride. Trust...      ...your cook, hoping in your food he      doesn't spit...      Especially when you've provided      feedback that scuffed his pride. Trust...      ...lays exposed when the keys to your      house you surrender,      to your neighbour who'd keep an eye      while you're away on a retreat. Trust...      ...exists latent in the open palm of your      caregiver...      As a child you'd take his hand so he'd      ferry you safely across the street. Trust...      ...is the unspoken oath that I had thought      we both held sacred...      When I spilled the contents, my heart      couldn't bear much longer. Trust...      ...meant nothing when you took it all for      granted,      when you weakened and succumbed...      ...and then shared with another...
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Jan 21, 2015
Jan 21, 2015 at 7:14 AM UTC
Trust
**Strange how the dank hand of disaster clarifies the thinking, How all irrelevancies are scoured from the frontal lobe, How, strangely, should you look into the morning sky, the blueness is of a brilliant, startling intensity. How biting into a piece of fresh fruit reveals the new mouth watering,  exquisiteness of clean sweet,flavour. Strange how the dank hand of disaster allow us to consolidate our values. Where suddenly, the drabness of yesterday becomes the brightly,beautiful now. Where miserable mindedness adopts an abrupt re-evaluation, in that the sour faced neighbour is embraced with passion as being a fellow survivor. Where the rich and the poor are thrown together to work willingly, cheek by jowel, for a common cause…Tomorrow!. Strange how the dank hand of disaster brings out THE VERY BEST IN US …isn’t it ?** Marshalg A commonality observed In having survived many disasters over the years. 1 November 2012
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Nov 1, 2012
Nov 1, 2012 at 12:26 AM UTC
Touched by the Dank Hand of Disaster.
Well.. if you must know! our next door neighbour Mrs. Blue, she and her husband are like rubber and glue, So what does she do behind his **** back, shhh..she dates her oompa loompa butler instead Oh? tell me more Mrs. Snotnose! Everyone knows I don't like to gossip! I am not making this **** up right! there's a rumour going on about that sneaky Mrs. White (whisper)..She took some fat off her **** to hide that ugly mole of a nut! (giggle) Bejesus!, really? Of course Mrs. Dullardmost! Wait till you hear about Mrs. Brown, she wore a fake necklace to the charity event at Hotel Crown! but not everyone is elegant and classy like me, the sweet natured that I am, you know I let people be Oh Mrs. Snotnose, you are the epitomy of noesis! *(I would have been on my way, had it not been for all your delighting prey)* how is dear Mrs. Red doing after that, you know, that.. incident in her flat? Oh dear, who doesn't know about that flat incident! but you know I dont like to pry! you couldn't take it out of me even if you would try! I couldn'tell you what I saw through her window, but um, well, if you really must know!
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Jul 17, 2012
Jul 17, 2012 at 2:53 AM UTC
If you must know!
I have this feeling, that every thing, every single thing is going to end. And the worst part is not that, is that I have the feeling that when there is nothing more in here, no more stars in the sky, no more smell of damp earth, no more soft breeze at five, no more yellow in my neighbour's window, no more blank pages on my diary, no more creak from my old door... I have the feeling that, when there is just white noise, I am still going to be here, motionless, as always.
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Aug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 5:24 PM UTC
Feelings
As I walked out one evening, Walking down Bristol Street, The crowds upon the pavement Were fields of harvest wheat. And down by the brimming river I heard a lover sing Under an arch of the railway: "Love has no ending. "I'll love you, dear, I'll love you Till China and Africa meet, And the river jumps over the mountain And the salmon sing in the street, "I'll love you till the ocean Is folded and hung up to dry And the seven stars go squawking Like geese about the sky. "The years shall run like rabbits, For in my arms I hold The Flower of the Ages, And the first love of the world." But all the clocks in the city Began to whirr and chime: "O let not Time deceive you, You cannot conquer Time. "In the burrows of the Nightmare Where Justice naked is, Time watches from the shadow And coughs when you would kiss. "In headaches and in worry Vaguely life leaks away, And Time will have his fancy To-morrow or to-day. "Into many a green valley Drifts the appalling snow; Time breaks the threaded dances And the diver's brilliant bow. "O plunge your hands in water, Plunge them in up to the wrist; Stare, stare in the basin And wonder what you've missed. "The glacier knocks in the cupboard, The desert sighs in the bed, And the crack in the tea-cup opens A lane to the land of the dead. "Where the beggars raffle the banknotes And the Giant is enchanting to Jack, And the Lily-white Boy is a Roarer, And Jill goes down on her back. "O look, look in the mirror? O look in your distress: Life remains a blessing Although you cannot bless. "O stand, stand at the window As the tears scald and start; You shall love your crooked neighbour With your crooked heart." It was late, late in the evening, The lovers they were gone; The clocks had ceased their chiming, And the deep river ran on.
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As I Walked Out One Evening
As I walked out one evening, Walking down Bristol Street, The crowds upon the pavement Were fields of harvest wheat. And down by the brimming river I heard a lover sing Under an arch of the railway: "Love has no ending. "I'll love you, dear, I'll love you Till China and Africa meet, And the river jumps over the mountain And the salmon sing in the street, "I'll love you till the ocean Is folded and hung up to dry And the seven stars go squawking Like geese about the sky. "The years shall run like rabbits, For in my arms I hold The Flower of the Ages, And the first love of the world." But all the clocks in the city Began to whirr and chime: "O let not Time deceive you, You cannot conquer Time. "In the burrows of the Nightmare Where Justice naked is, Time watches from the shadow And coughs when you would kiss. "In headaches and in worry Vaguely life leaks away, And Time will have his fancy To-morrow or to-day. "Into many a green valley Drifts the appalling snow; Time breaks the threaded dances And the diver's brilliant bow. "O plunge your hands in water, Plunge them in up to the wrist; Stare, stare in the basin And wonder what you've missed. "The glacier knocks in the cupboard, The desert sighs in the bed, And the crack in the tea-cup opens A lane to the land of the dead. "Where the beggars raffle the banknotes And the Giant is enchanting to Jack, And the Lily-white Boy is a Roarer, And Jill goes down on her back. "O look, look in the mirror? O look in your distress: Life remains a blessing Although you cannot bless. "O stand, stand at the window As the tears scald and start; You shall love your crooked neighbour With your crooked heart." It was late, late in the evening, The lovers they were gone; The clocks had ceased their chiming, And the deep river ran on.
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EPILOGUE: When wisdom fills the old calabash, It overflows and seeps in The sun dries it to be stronger That way it lasts with experience So was the calabash of Atanga’s Granpa On his very dying bed He called Atanga to his bed And had his last stream flow to him GRANDPA: My dear Atanga, Please in the name all great Atangas This is my last advice to you If you wish to take a wife Never choose either of these: The woman with light skin The woman with dark skin The woman who is short And the woman who is tall ATANGA: Ei! Grandpa! Then tell me not to marry Who then do you want me to marry? Not the fair Nor the dark Not the short Nor the tall? GRANDPA: Listen my boy To words of old The light skinned woman Is the fantasy of all If you choose her None will help you prosper Every man wants you to fail So they can quickly take your place So never dream of the fair woman No matter how much you crave for her ATANGA: Oh! I see I think I do understand Grandpa what about the rest? GRANDPA: Never go in for dark skinned woman She is the one that all your people loathe She is the one whose people hate you The only people interested are you and her When disaster strikes, none will hear So never go in for the dark skinned woman ATANGA: Oh! I see Now I know It is not the colour Nor the character A woman like that Would do me harm Now let us go on Explain the rest GRANDPA: Never go in for the short woman A short woman is the neighbour’s daughter Her house is so close to your house You can never have a moment of peace Whatever you do Her people poke their noses You can never have your lives to live ATANGA: Grandpa is wise So what about the last? GRANPA: The tall woman Is the woman who comes from afar Her home-town is far So you can’t have peace Any time there is trouble in her home You need to pay To get your people to go with you Amidst the feeding And transportation How can you proper? ATANGA: Granpa is wise Grandpa has lived Who would have thought Of these wise sayings To an infant where thoughts are concerned? Thank you Grandpa So which type of woman Must I marry? Grandpa? Grandpa? I am asking you a question! Grandpa!!!! Grandpa please answer!!!! MMA: Grandpa is gone To the land of beyond Where sorrow is nil And thinking is unreal Just be glad you sipped from his calabash Of wisdom before he left PROLOGUE: And that ended Grandpa’s advice Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia (c) 2014
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Dec 11, 2014
Dec 11, 2014 at 10:02 AM UTC
ATANGA’S GRANDPA’S LAST ADVICE
EPILOGUE: When wisdom fills the old calabash, It overflows and seeps in The sun dries it to be stronger That way it lasts with experience So was the calabash of Atanga’s Granpa On his very dying bed He called Atanga to his bed And had his last stream flow to him GRANDPA: My dear Atanga, Please in the name all great Atangas This is my last advice to you If you wish to take a wife Never choose either of these: The woman with light skin The woman with dark skin The woman who is short And the woman who is tall ATANGA: Ei! Grandpa! Then tell me not to marry Who then do you want me to marry? Not the fair Nor the dark Not the short Nor the tall? GRANDPA: Listen my boy To words of old The light skinned woman Is the fantasy of all If you choose her None will help you prosper Every man wants you to fail So they can quickly take your place So never dream of the fair woman No matter how much you crave for her ATANGA: Oh! I see I think I do understand Grandpa what about the rest? GRANDPA: Never go in for dark skinned woman She is the one that all your people loathe She is the one whose people hate you The only people interested are you and her When disaster strikes, none will hear So never go in for the dark skinned woman ATANGA: Oh! I see Now I know It is not the colour Nor the character A woman like that Would do me harm Now let us go on Explain the rest GRANDPA: Never go in for the short woman A short woman is the neighbour’s daughter Her house is so close to your house You can never have a moment of peace Whatever you do Her people poke their noses You can never have your lives to live ATANGA: Grandpa is wise So what about the last? GRANPA: The tall woman Is the woman who comes from afar Her home-town is far So you can’t have peace Any time there is trouble in her home You need to pay To get your people to go with you Amidst the feeding And transportation How can you proper? ATANGA: Granpa is wise Grandpa has lived Who would have thought Of these wise sayings To an infant where thoughts are concerned? Thank you Grandpa So which type of woman Must I marry? Grandpa? Grandpa? I am asking you a question! Grandpa!!!! Grandpa please answer!!!! MMA: Grandpa is gone To the land of beyond Where sorrow is nil And thinking is unreal Just be glad you sipped from his calabash Of wisdom before he left PROLOGUE: And that ended Grandpa’s advice Amoafowaa Sefa Cecilia (c) 2014
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I think there was something wrong with my bladder I noticed I was starting to *** a lot (Must have had an infection somewhere), It was like every thirty minutes I was going off to the loo At this rate I thought you'll have the handle of the loo worn off with all the toilet flushing you're doing, A little while later I'm out in my back garden walking, getting some air And there's this... there's this great big **** just growing there And I think to myself "I wonder what'd happen if I peed on that **** Would it **** it or have any effect on it' So I started peeing on the **** and you know strangely it starts to become this kind of obsession with me A kind of a scientific experiment, this peeing on the **** (Probably shows how empty my life is LoL) All through the day I go out to *** on my **** Even at night I go out with a flashlight just to *** on my **** And sure enough about a week and a half later The leaves their all starting to wilt, the whole plant just starts turning to mush Well that's quite a discovery I say to myself, *** it's a a potent weedkiller And then there's this other **** a different kind of **** and I start peeing on that one too And y'know the same thing happens After a week or two of being constantly peed upon The other **** starts to wilt as well turn to mush I'm suddenly reminded of the famous old scientist Issac Newton The guy who was out in his garden one day and got hit on the head with the apple and then invented gravity (What goes up must come down) "Well", I thought, "Issac you're not the only one who discovered something in his garden Us scientists, yea! we got to stick together, we're a rare breed altogether" Anyway awhile later I'm down the shop and I bump into this neighbour of mine He asks me 'Are you enjoying the lovely Spring weather ?' I told him I was, that it was lovely weather Then he asks 'Are you doing any Spring cleaning, that house of yours ?' I thought for a second, then said "Spring cleaning...Naw!" Then I smiled "But I have... I have been doing a spot of gardening though".
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May 2, 2022
May 2, 2022 at 8:08 PM UTC
A Spot of Gardening
I think there was something wrong with my bladder I noticed I was starting to *** a lot (Must have had an infection somewhere), It was like every thirty minutes I was going off to the loo At this rate I thought you'll have the handle of the loo worn off with all the toilet flushing you're doing, A little while later I'm out in my back garden walking, getting some air And there's this... there's this great big **** just growing there And I think to myself "I wonder what'd happen if I peed on that **** Would it **** it or have any effect on it' So I started peeing on the **** and you know strangely it starts to become this kind of obsession with me A kind of a scientific experiment, this peeing on the **** (Probably shows how empty my life is LoL) All through the day I go out to *** on my **** Even at night I go out with a flashlight just to *** on my **** And sure enough about a week and a half later The leaves their all starting to wilt, the whole plant just starts turning to mush Well that's quite a discovery I say to myself, *** it's a a potent weedkiller And then there's this other **** a different kind of **** and I start peeing on that one too And y'know the same thing happens After a week or two of being constantly peed upon The other **** starts to wilt as well turn to mush I'm suddenly reminded of the famous old scientist Issac Newton The guy who was out in his garden one day and got hit on the head with the apple and then invented gravity (What goes up must come down) "Well", I thought, "Issac you're not the only one who discovered something in his garden Us scientists, yea! we got to stick together, we're a rare breed altogether" Anyway awhile later I'm down the shop and I bump into this neighbour of mine He asks me 'Are you enjoying the lovely Spring weather ?' I told him I was, that it was lovely weather Then he asks 'Are you doing any Spring cleaning, that house of yours ?' I thought for a second, then said "Spring cleaning...Naw!" Then I smiled "But I have... I have been doing a spot of gardening though".
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Sleep, sleep, still your breath and just sleep. Sleep through the drum-circle, the neighbour's garden, sleep through the fever, the sentence, and the eventual pardon. Sleep, sleep, blot your eyes and just sleep. Sleep through her hands touching, the solemn submit; sleep through the wastelands, the war-zones, and sleep with the deficit. Sleep, sleep, in the castle keep, sleep. Sleep for the potions, the poisons, the crimes you commit. Too steep is the gangway to an easier life, too far is the leap and too impossible, the wife. Sleep, sleep, still your mind and just sleep. Keep to the sidelines, with intellect deep; fall to sleep in the limelight of your day, for you have earned your rest, you have found your way.
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Sep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC
Sleep
Derartu, Haile, Tirunesh Kenenisa, Meseret, and all With a similar footfall! Displaying a superb Long-distance athletic feat When many superstars Awe inspiringly you beat And as a result of it When your sought-for Fought-for And nation- prayed-for Dream proves a hit And also with kudos A stadium full of people opt You to greet And when spectators Accord you a high five It is for your country's  flag You  immediately dive! Also on the podium while Ethiopia's row-wise Green,Yellow and Red Emblazoned flag, Shoulder high, Soars above You express Your  umbilical cord-tight National love With tears that Trickle down each of Your cheek,quick. Is it because Reminiscent of Each living hero With a life sacrifice That brought colonial Aggression to zero? Is it because The bounty of the land You grew up Seeing first hand? Is it because The cherished corner You cut in the heart of The poor but prideful Ethiopian neighbour? Is it because The unity in diversity That showcases Ethiopia's identity Or citizens hospitality? Is it because At heart strings a tug Or ,among others Gratefulness to Your iron-strong lung When you hear Ethiopian anthem sung? Is it because a secret another Deep down you harbour? Is it because the Fertility Hope and Sovereignty ideals The flag advance, Also Ethiopia's being A beacon of independence What is more The nation's renaissance Which in a curtain of mist Before your eyes dance?
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Oct 12, 2015
Oct 12, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC
An overriding national feeling
My neighbour is heartbroken. She had her heart torn into pieces by a poet,a writer, a painter and a singer. Her silent cries are thought to be hidden through her thick walls. But I hear them. She spends her nights screaming and rummaging the pain silently away. But loud enough for me. I hear her sharp razor tickle through her skin creating a flawless crisscross pattern. I see the blood explode from her vein running down her no longer smooth skin dripping on the tiles forming a puddle. I hear the loud crack from her throat that shows me the tears that desperately escapes from her eyes,running down her cheeks searching for a way out. She covers her mouth,closes her eyes and huddles, hoping she's tricking her heart to believe she's being cuddled, But her mind and I know what's real. Her blood's escaping vigorously, Her hearts beating ferociously, Her mind is wandering off into darkness tremendously. My neighbour is heartbroken and I don't know what to do. I cannot save her. She believes that I am like him. Because I am a poet.
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Feb 7, 2015
Feb 7, 2015 at 11:01 AM UTC
The Heartbroken neighbour
We dug up the soil today Thousands of insects rushed out Centipedes, beetles, spiders A crumpled grub writhed in the sun Too weak to do much else I’ve always hated agriculture Fingers tearing plant roots Sap soaking flesh A neighbour walked past and said ‘looking good’ And it was the saddest thing I’ve heard all year
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Mar 28, 2016
Mar 28, 2016 at 10:02 PM UTC
a collapsing mouth
There is a young lady called Anna. She is a loner. She lives alone with her two cats. They are her world. I am a cat lover myself and have 2 little cuties in my nest. But these cats are just plain feral. They terrorise the other cats in the neighbourhood and **** in all the neighbours’ garden. She works Monday to Friday for a recruitment company. She leaves her flat in a purple Mazda convertible which is renowned for being a Hairdresser’s (AKA dumb **** car. Every day she leaves at 7.30am on the dot and every day she arrives home at 7.15pm on the dot. Once at home she turns on her TV cinema system (sub), just to watch the TV. ***** At the weekend she also leaves her stinking putrid ******* bags out in the communal hallway. ***** She ignores her neighbour’s knocking on her door. She ignores the notes that they put through her letterbox. ***** So as Anna was not willing to speak to her neighbours directly. They had no other way to turn apart from to report her to Environmental Health for playing her TV cinema system (sub) too loudly and also for the disgusting ******* that she regularly leaves out in the communal hallway. ***** In which she returns the compliment by reporting them (said neighbours) to the Environmental Health for: 1) Shouting at each other, 2) Talking too loudly, 3) Banging kitchen utensils on the floor when she is in her kitchen How deluded is this ***** At the same time that her neighbours reported Anna to the Environmental Health they also spoke to the Community Support Officer. They advised them to contact the Mediators in their local area. Which of course they did. The Mediators arranged to visit one evening. Unbeknownst to them they parked in Anna’s allocated parking space. Once they had finished with her neighbours, the Mediators returned to their car. Just as they were about to reverse their car, Anna arrived home in her Mazda convertible and blocked them in. ***** When she got out of the Mazda convertible, with attitude I might add, she asked the Mediators who they were. They then introduced themselves. Once she knew who they were, she invited them into her flat to hear her side on the story. YES I AM HER ******* NEIGHBOUR AND YES I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM THE MEDIATORS……
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Jan 30, 2010
Jan 30, 2010 at 11:21 PM UTC
Inconsiderate Neighbour!
There is a young lady called Anna. She is a loner. She lives alone with her two cats. They are her world. I am a cat lover myself and have 2 little cuties in my nest. But these cats are just plain feral. They terrorise the other cats in the neighbourhood and **** in all the neighbours’ garden. She works Monday to Friday for a recruitment company. She leaves her flat in a purple Mazda convertible which is renowned for being a Hairdresser’s (AKA dumb **** car. Every day she leaves at 7.30am on the dot and every day she arrives home at 7.15pm on the dot. Once at home she turns on her TV cinema system (sub), just to watch the TV. ***** At the weekend she also leaves her stinking putrid ******* bags out in the communal hallway. ***** She ignores her neighbour’s knocking on her door. She ignores the notes that they put through her letterbox. ***** So as Anna was not willing to speak to her neighbours directly. They had no other way to turn apart from to report her to Environmental Health for playing her TV cinema system (sub) too loudly and also for the disgusting ******* that she regularly leaves out in the communal hallway. ***** In which she returns the compliment by reporting them (said neighbours) to the Environmental Health for: 1) Shouting at each other, 2) Talking too loudly, 3) Banging kitchen utensils on the floor when she is in her kitchen How deluded is this ***** At the same time that her neighbours reported Anna to the Environmental Health they also spoke to the Community Support Officer. They advised them to contact the Mediators in their local area. Which of course they did. The Mediators arranged to visit one evening. Unbeknownst to them they parked in Anna’s allocated parking space. Once they had finished with her neighbours, the Mediators returned to their car. Just as they were about to reverse their car, Anna arrived home in her Mazda convertible and blocked them in. ***** When she got out of the Mazda convertible, with attitude I might add, she asked the Mediators who they were. They then introduced themselves. Once she knew who they were, she invited them into her flat to hear her side on the story. YES I AM HER ******* NEIGHBOUR AND YES I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR BACK FROM THE MEDIATORS……
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******* Never date an ******* their attitudes stink, his neighbour is nuts, and he pees in his sink, His hair is always a mess, and he struggles with cleanliness, and sometimes they're completely hairless, Never date an ******* He'll think you're a **** and this thought he has of you will stick, Never date an ******* you piece of **** Lol just kidding peace<3 haha :* By Larna Kira Kourtis
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Feb 20, 2015
Feb 20, 2015 at 9:55 AM UTC
*******
In the  golden times of his age,  no one ever sought a way more beautiful, Because no one taught them that their path, Was different. Days,months ,years were all full of unexpected happenings. Besides we were all born the same way. He woke up , dashed through life just like his elders. Laid in the midst of a beautiful middle sun, He watched his skin dry, with no earning for his hardwork Besides life is for living Just a walk home, he rushed his memory through, A series of his lineage and realised it was a whole Miserable pattern of dreams shuttered. Running for a ward or two , he paced to his next neighbour Just to see if , thoughts could match into a hope. He lost it all, because neither did they understand his feeling. He changed direction, and sought for rescue in this unknown land. Just like heavy pours through a stream, he has never looked Back, because his dream was his own. Running at a faster rate, he wishes all the sunrises would remain to replace the dead ones ,that left him poor. Today, he is on a strange path, which only him can relate to, Because dreams don't have shadows, you either walk with them or remain together with no one leading.
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Oct 18, 2018
Oct 18, 2018 at 2:39 PM UTC
His dream
psychologism, i.e. neo-racism, neo- due to it being without any collective ethnic collectivisation, best insinuated by marijuana users, grouping alcoholics with ****** sharp shooters; they think they have the moral high ground, but they talk jack sh-: medicinal marijuana is synthetic marijuana / ore without casual-use effects, it's not the sh- you put in your **** have a *** change and tell me about children suffering from cancer while you're at it: because those starving children of africa adverts... are really really working... knowing that the man in control of such charities earns over half a million a year - post-colonialism only really works while you have former colonial indigenous peoples nearby, then you can milk that ***** cow from the locals... make sure you think the nairobi international airport has a dirt runway and you'll feel all ******* fuzzy giving money to these companies... post-colonialism only works like that... import some former colonials to milk the former colonial whites into coughing up money & guilt... then watch the irish get leery with sarcasm at almost anything... and the scots gear up pride and become politically malignant... the good friday agreement? tony blair did as much as / avoiding-tax cigarettes smuggled from eastern europe west of the ural mountains exchanged in belfast... but geographic borders were never used in rhetoric in politics... because ireland was always further west than iceland: as oaths go... it was a neighbour of liberty iseland... with the true statue of liberty in a moulin rouge cancan attire, skirt up, flame extinguished - although ***** as hell: and in koranic reality, requiring a harem for her three holes.
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Dec 25, 2015
Dec 25, 2015 at 10:22 PM UTC
marijuana optional
psychologism, i.e. neo-racism, neo- due to it being without any collective ethnic collectivisation, best insinuated by marijuana users, grouping alcoholics with ****** sharp shooters; they think they have the moral high ground, but they talk jack sh-: medicinal marijuana is synthetic marijuana / ore without casual-use effects, it's not the sh- you put in your **** have a *** change and tell me about children suffering from cancer while you're at it: because those starving children of africa adverts... are really really working... knowing that the man in control of such charities earns over half a million a year - post-colonialism only really works while you have former colonial indigenous peoples nearby, then you can milk that ***** cow from the locals... make sure you think the nairobi international airport has a dirt runway and you'll feel all ******* fuzzy giving money to these companies... post-colonialism only works like that... import some former colonials to milk the former colonial whites into coughing up money & guilt... then watch the irish get leery with sarcasm at almost anything... and the scots gear up pride and become politically malignant... the good friday agreement? tony blair did as much as / avoiding-tax cigarettes smuggled from eastern europe west of the ural mountains exchanged in belfast... but geographic borders were never used in rhetoric in politics... because ireland was always further west than iceland: as oaths go... it was a neighbour of liberty iseland... with the true statue of liberty in a moulin rouge cancan attire, skirt up, flame extinguished - although ***** as hell: and in koranic reality, requiring a harem for her three holes.
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*Pride, personified, Satan. Lucifer's pride his desire to compete with God his fall from Heaven, and his resultant transformation into Satan. Pride personified, but what of us, the humans,not Angels What pride are we guilty of? The original and most deadly of the seven. The original and most serious of the seven deadly sins, the source of the others Pride is sometimes viewed as excessive or as a vice. Pride, Dante's definition was "love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbour", but Pride involves exhilarated pleasure and a feeling of accomplishment. What accomplishment? That one is better than others? Our social and economic standing? Our supercilious ego's? A better house? The pride that comes with snobbery? Our arrogance at believing in only ourselves? Yet, through negativity,positivity can come of pride, results from satisfaction with meeting personal goals; Family, friends, education. Amplified and multiplied, pride takes a satisfied place in all our hearts. A complex secondary emotion. The first and strongest emotion being love Love cannot be prideful Yet, pride comes before a fall. And we as humans fall in love*
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May 20, 2014
May 20, 2014 at 2:05 PM UTC
Pride (Latin,Superbia, Greek, Hubris)